#eggmcmuffin

[theisleisfullofnoises]

Reading internet literature is so weird because you will finish a beautiful story so heartfelt it makes you cry

And then have to process the emotional whiplash that it was written someone calling themselves something like, ‘eggmcmuffin’

[duranduratulsa]

Take Out Food of the day: Egg 🥚 McMuffin at McDonald's #food #foodporn #breakfast #sandwich #EggMcMuffin #mcdonalds

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[dswcartoons]

EggMcMuffin

god you KNOW shits wildin in new york when the city's inventor is a cunt named mr eggmuffin. is the mayor named mrs steamknockers. is the evil cowboy from the first teaser named sheriff twobullets senicide. did clark have to change their surname to mr crescentbeard hourglassfigure. is layton going to have to change his name to professor longhat nowife

[365daysofsnark]

April 15

What a coincidence that McDonald's Day happens on the same day as National That Sucks Day, because that's exactly what I said the last time I ate an Egg McMuffin.

[noaheisenman]

Tried painting for the first time ever today. 😅 I don’t know why I chose an Egg McMuffin. Guess I’m just bummed they don’t serve breakfast all day anymore. . . #digitalpainting #digitalpaint #digitalart #painting #speedpaint #foodart #foodpainting #digitalartist #instaart #instaartist #eggmcmuffin #mcdonaldsbreakfast #breakfast #breakfastallday #procreate #noaheisenman (at Boulder, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJmJFKBDtwD/?igshid=1iv5ykxbvypmq

[lyrazehedgieboiii]

My Sonic Headcanons

1. In Sonic Boom, Sonic wears a scarf/bandana/neckerchief/whatever to hide the hickeys that Amy gives him.

2. Amy reads/writes Sonadow fanfiction, while Eggman does the same with SonAmy. They both are competitive when it comes to the amount of readers and followers they earn. Once Sonic and Amy confess their feelings, Eggman texts “You lost biXch” to Amy. 

Eggman has not been seen for the past few weeks-

3. Sonic and Knuckles compete to see how many kids they’re able to make (as long as Amy and Rouge allow them to) and Shadow ends up winning with ten kids in one shot.

4. Cream originally wanted to name her kids around the lines of: Cracker, Chocolate, Sugar, or Bagel, but ended up naming them something like Violet, Skye, Sugar, and Mabel. She has them with Tails.

5. Rouge is being a two-timer. She is official with Knuckles, but is secretly with Shadow as well. This type of love is called Ludus. (I ship them all hehehehe)

6. Sonic is a huge pervert, and has watched Amy change without her knowing-

Amy: I’m sorry what-

7. Amy IS RELATED TO SILVER AND SHADOW SOMEHOW HUEHUHEHUEHUE

8. For Sonic’s 29th birthday, he got laid (by Amy heehehehheheh)

[prattfamilyhomestead]

Working on making round eggs. Hoping to get some English muffins made today as well and stock up on some sandwiches. #homestead #eggs #chickenegg #roundegg #eggsandwich #eggMcMuffin #roundeggs https://www.instagram.com/p/B7gneTlARHF/?igshid=1tr94bfc7nxg9

[thecherchlife]

🔥 SAUSAGE EGG MCMUFFIN 🥚 When it comes to fast food breakfast there is nothing like McDonald's sausage egg Mcmuffin. It's a timeless classic that provides nostalgia and fire flavors. It's also one of the only breakfast items you'll find me eating at breakfast hours (boooo) since Mickey D's doesn't do 24-hour menus. 😏 I like to get two and a hash brown and then go to town on them thangs. What's YOUR favorite fast food breakfast? #sausageandeggs #mcmuffin #eggmcmuffin #mickeyds #mickeyd #englishmuffins #englishmuffin #mcdonaldsbreakfast #sausagemcmuffin (at North Hollywood, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CbGOn-NvHxX/?utm_medium=tumblr

[ocfooddiva]

Did you know you can customize your meals at McDonald’s? I ordered an Egg McMuffin and switched the Canadian bacon for bacon (extra charge may apply depending on location). It was delicious!!! I even got $1 Hash Brown on the app too! 🍳 🧀 🥓 🥔 #mcdonalds #app #customize #customized #eggmcmuffin #bacon #hashbrown #breakfast #breakfastideas #diamondbar (at McDonald's) https://www.instagram.com/p/CaF_MrMPAvg/?utm_medium=tumblr

[theisleisfullofnoises]

Reading internet literature is so weird because sometimes you will finish a beautiful story so heartfelt it makes you cry, and then have to process the emotional whiplash that it was written someone calling themselves ‘eggmcmuffin’

[educateddivadc]

I saw this new menu hack promo for McDonald's & I have some thoughts that I need to discuss. They put a hash brown on an egg mcmuffin; chicken nuggets on a double cheeseburger; blended a fish sandwich with a double cheeseburger; and the one I really don't understand is a big mac+mcchicken+fish filet. 1st thought looking at these brings up memories of the worst stomach I've ever had. It was a really bad tummy ache 🤮! 2nd thought I think it would hurt to open my mouth that wide for a bite. 3rd thought this will give me problems with my heart, arteries, colon, intestines & weight. 4th thought just why sway why, make it make sense for me, cuz I just don't see why or how. Do you have any thoughts? #mcdonalds #MenuHacks #mcdonaldsmenuhacks #bigmack #doublecheeseburger #mcchicken #fishfilet #chickennuggets #hashbrown #EggMcMuffin https://www.instagram.com/p/CaBh5HAggILi15fAnkbRwW-61y4uWVBj60tg7w0/?utm_medium=tumblr

[jamiesonwolf]

My Beautiful Husband made egg mcmuffins for breakfast! Fluffy eggs with bacon and gouda cheese! #breakfasttime #eggmcmuffin #gouda #nomnom #yummers https://www.instagram.com/p/CReHy0Xn_QZ/?utm_medium=tumblr

[terrimanduca]

So proud to share this campaign work for @mcdonaldsuk 

Directed and photographed by Scott Grummett @instagrummett

Shout out to Steve, James, Jo, Imi, Dan, Hayley and the rest of the teams at @leoburnettldn and @tmsagency With thanks to @fergalfoods and @chrisgates83 for making the food look banging!