#eggsy/tilde

[thingsasbarcodes]

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)

[floofyhobbit]

Randomly thinking about kingsman golden circle. It was actually good idk why it has such low ratings, I mean the original was obviously the best but golden circle was still really solid.

that said I can never rewatch it that movie was too much

[linnyscoast]

okay here me out- eggsy x reader go on the mission to stop valentine and gazelle , it’s their first mission together as a couple and they both have to fit in with the classy attire so she wears heels and eggsy is worried she won’t be able to keep up and fight in heels, but she’s super talented in them and always wears them, so they go together and he sees how good she is in them and it’s just ugh heavy flirting and fluff the whole time (maybe try to fit in reader being merlin’s daughter somewhere) MWAH MWAH make my dreams come true i beg

Looking sharp | Eggsy Unwin x Reader

thank you for the request love! I hope this is along the lines of what you were imagining :)

I scan through the dresses in my closet, my eyes meeting one of my new dresses that Eggsy had picked out when we first started dating. I put it on, putting light makeup to match and my favorite heels to go with it. I step out of the room; Eggsy sitting on the couch, looks up at me.

“Wow. You’re…..beautiful.” He says, standing up to meet me. “Thank you.” I say softly. Eggsy smiles and leans in for a kiss, he stops before meeting my lips and looks down at my heels.

“You’re….youre not going to wear those tonight; right?” He looks at me timidly. “Why would I not? My dad said that we need to fit in, it was classy attire.” Eggsy gives me a half smile. “What’s wrong?”

“You’re wearing heels to a mission…and I don’t want you to get hurt. I don’t know what I would do if…” Eggsy trails off, “if I lost you. We don’t know what Valentine has completely. Who’s all working for him. I just don’t want you to get hurt y/n.”

“Love, I have wore heels for a lot; not just fancy dinners. I have trained in them before, I am well capable of running and fighting in these. Trust me Eggsy, I’m okay.” Eggsy smiles, “Okay.” He says softly, leaning in planting a soft kiss on my lips.

The night comes faster than i would’ve wanted. Not that missions fear me, more along the lines of it being Eggsys and I’s first mission as a couple. I didn’t want him focused on me instead of making sure he does what he needs to do.

Eggsy steps out of the plane and Valentines guards go up to him and starts checking him. He gets clear and goes. A couple minutes go by before it’s time for me to head out.

“Alright sweetheart, be safe. Eggsys already in. Blend-“ My dad gets cut off by Eggsy talking. “Guys, Charlies here.” I start fixing my dress and getting my heels on quickly. “Charlie…?” My dad says, zooming in on Charlie making is way in the room.

“What the hell?” I stand up fixing my hair, remembering how Charlie used to hit on me during training, to use that to my advantage. “I got this.” I say to my dad before grabbing everything i needed. “I’ll distract the guards.” I nod my head.

While he distracts the guards, I make my way to Charlie. With most of the guards distracted, I only had to deal with a couple. They walk up to me, “Pardon me, I would like to get through here.” The guards look at each other. “I’m Princess Tilde.” I say strongly. Thankful for my similar looks to the princess herself. “Valentine said you didn’t agree with the terms.” One of them tells me.

“I changed my mind. Valentine said I can meet my father in here and to also agree to the terms.” They give each other a glance before nodding and letting me in.

I make my way to the room. Nervously scanning for Charlie. I see him making his way to Eggsy. I quickly get to him and grab drinks on the way. I put myself in front of him and the stairs to Eggsy.

“Long time, no see, ay?” I say, holding out a glass to Charlie. “Well you can say that.” He says, taking the glass, while looking at me, up and down. “He’s lucky I’m not down there.” Eggsy says, clearly already jealous.

“Why don’t we go have a seat and catch up?” I say putting my hand on his chest. Charlie takes a second to respond before he looks up at Eggsy and back down at me. “Maybe later y/n, I need to finish something first.” He says, leaning in to kiss the side of my cheek. Before he can, I kick him in the knee and grab his arm, putting him in a headlock.

“Shouldve said yes to the catching up.” He looks up before realizing I was with Eggsy. “That’s my girl.” Eggsy says. He quickly elbows me in the side before running up the stairs to get to Eggsy. I run after him, Eggsy quickly gets up from the booth and deals with Charlie. I scan the room for Valentine before looking straight ahead and seeing Gazelle already making her way to me. “Fuck.” I say, under my breath.

Eggsy finishes with Charlie and makes his way to Valentine. He smiles at me before blowing me a kiss. I jokingly catch it and remember to keep my focus on the mission.

I meet with Gazelle, “Nice heels, they are looking extra sharp tonight.” I say looking at the blades. She smiles looking down at my heels. “Nice heels, they are looking like it will be easy to kick your ass.” I chuckle, “What happened to being a girls girl?”

Gazelle jumps at me, I miss her blade and look down at my heels. “I say my heels are way sharper.” She jumps at me again.

Eggsy has his focus on Valentine, trying to get his hand off the dashboard. I have a quick second to look at Eggsy. Gazelles blade cuts the side of my arm. I quickly focus back on her. I lose eye of Eggsy before I grab Gazelles blades and pull them out from under her, her head banging to the floor, knocking her out. I press my heel to her chest. “Do they still look like they could be easy to get my ass kicked? Can’t tell over how sharp they look compared to yours.”

I throw one of Gazelles blades at Eggsy and he throws it up to Valentine. “Thank you darling.” Eggsy says. The blade goes right through Valentine , causing him to fall from his headquarters.

“Good work!” My dad yells. I run over to Eggsy. “Hi love.” He says hugging me, “I told you I can work in heels.” He looks down to see me still in my heels. “Still looking very beautiful.” Eggsy leaves a hot kiss to my lips but gets cut from my dad. “Come back to the plane, I don’t need grandchildren yet.” Eggsy and I let out a laugh. “Why dont we go somewhere that you can wear your heels and look stunning and not have to worry about saving the world?”

“That would be lovely.” I lean into Eggsy, giving him a kiss.

I tried my best to fulfill your request so I hope you like it! I didn’t use the full storyline of Eggsy vs Charlie so that the reader could have some more chance to shine. Thank you for requesting!

[lasiocampa--quercus]

For all those stuck in 2019...

I have been very reluctant to share any art / writing for — oof, five years. First because it was plain awful, then because it was not good enough. It still isn't, but as the years passed I got increasingly lonely on other social media, so this is my last resort. After I've failed smashingly here, well, I guess I'll just have to stop trying altogether.

Anyway, a first time for everything. So here's one for you.

[Detail. Scroll down (I mean to say, read the whole post) to see the full artwork]

We don't choose what we love, now, do we?

For five years I've been desperately in love with the idea of putting two brilliant characters — Eggsy from Kingsman (2015, 2017) and David from Bodyguard (2018) — into the context where they could meaningfully interact and explore one another's worlds. Such a context has been established (it is not the subject of the current post but I'd be willing to tell all about it later), resulting in their taking a shine to each other almost immediately. For Eggsy this acquaintance was something excitingly in between the two class extremes he was most accustomed to, sabotaging his life-long distaste for having anything to do with coppers. For David it was a breath of fresh air. He'd been two years well into therapy after the events covered in the series, and he was still struggling to get back on track when he met Eggsy, arch and lively, and at the same time so dashingly insightful as he was. Somehow it felt like they'd known each other for years as they talked throughout afternoons and after-work hours over a pint of lager somewhere in North London. David, usually rather inhibited, smiled and laughed at Eggsy's jokes, charmed by his candour and straightforwardness, taken aback by his astute remarks often delivered in a childlike unassuming manner. To be sure, he'd never met anyone quite like him. The prospect of friendship was an enticing one despite all their differences and despite the pressures of their jobs. While at first one was suspicious of the other's occupation (David, of course, more suspicious than Eggsy, being inherently averse to secrecy of any kind), they soon grew to respect the boundaries imposed by respective lines of duty (David was inclined to believe Eggsy's agency couldn't be that bad seeing as it employed such a brilliant lad). In effect, Eggsy trusted him more than he could ever trust any of his old mates and occasionally slipped into the conversation uncanny details of his field experiences. But best of all he liked exchanging ideas, relaying to David something that Harry had told — or taught — him, expounding on his reflections that were philosophical or even biblical in essence, although he couldn't ever say whom he unwittingly quoted. David would recognise a concept or two, but he never abashed him by mentioning the fellow's name. Over time the content of their communion had got more intimate, insomuch that Eggsy took to dedicating a huge chunk of time to moaning about his relationship with Harry which had gone on for quite a while after he split up with Tilde.

One such time, fuelled by a considerable amount of drinks, Eggsy set to illustrate the supposed reasons for Harry's recent aloofness. He clamorously hurled his jeerings and complaints at David, impinging on much-cherished privacy of the pub tables. Before it started to wear on virtually everybody in their proximity, David took his noisy, fairly plastered companion outside for a breather. The cool evening air didn't seem to have the desired effect of sobering him up a bit as Eggsy nearly blacked out after a brief (but crucial) exchange between himself and David. That occurrence prompted David to call a cab and take him to his place to recuperate. He reasoned it would not be wise to let him dart off home to Harry in such a flustered state, for it appeared as if the conflict between them was merely an ember, or rather, a heap of embers waiting to be stirred. From then on David's conduct was laced with strange acts of gracious benevolence, such as taking Eggsy's trainers off before laying him down, sleepy and a tad confused, on his sofa and leaving the keys to his flat for when he woke up and presumably wished to go home, with little trim notes strewn around telling about it, as well as where to look for aspirin if his head was giving him a hard time after the other night's drunken debauchery. At the time David didn't question his actions, although they clearly ran counter to his long-conditioned circumspection and, to a lesser extent, his vague views on male intimacy. If anything, the day when he, trying not to disturb Eggsy's healing sleep, snuck away for work he couldn't shake off a quaint feeling of invigoration which seemed to permeate his otherwise dull routine of desk duty. Later that day, confident that Eggsy had left, he got back to a startle in the form of his coyly looking, supper-serving friend with unkempt hair and a crumpled white T-shirt. Eggsy stayed not only to defer having to face Harry, but to show gratitude for David's kindness the best way he knew — by doing a kindness in return. He furnished their dinner table with a bottle of wine, promising to go easy on it and proposing a toast to David's general gemness. There they were, having another quiet night of good conversation, the homely setting and their tipsiness conducing to even more warmth and unrestraint, when Eggsy accidentally tipped over his half-emptied glass and stained his T-shirt. If one could ever be sure of such things, one would say that exact moment was the point of no return, the moment of truth. A simple, ordinary incident that tore down a facade with the light tinkle of glass as it touched the floor. From lighthearted jocularity Eggsy went on to unbosom his brooding insecurity. The change in his disposition was so thunderboltingly sudden it made David somewhat uncomfortable. It made Eggsy uncomfortable too. The only suitable course of action suggested they should comfort each other, so Eggsy placed his hand in David's. A bashful kiss ensued. Once it was reciprocated, little smiles creased their flushed faces. Both hardly had an opportunity to process what was happening, but it somehow felt ridiculously, madly right. And peaceful, too.

Well, now that all the heavy lifting is done by that snippet above we can sit back and (hopefully) enjoy this little picture depicting David and Eggsy decently progressed in their ‘comforting each other’. I must point out, however, that what you've just (hopefully) read is really only a summary, a squeeze if you will, of what transpired, produced specifically for purpose of acquainting you with the context. In actual fact the story is teeming with dialogue and detail which, with your kind permission, I would like to show you some other time.

[hopelessoptimisttea]

You should do a resume of Eggsy (Taron Egerton) and Agent Tequila (Channing Tatum)

Name: Gary “Eggsy” Unwin.

Age: 22-24

Nationality: British

Gender: canonically heterosexual, but can also be bisexual

Biological species: human

Religion: unknown (although he has something resembling icons in his house)

Appearance:

Hair: brown

Eyes: Green, possibly with a tinge of gray or blue.

Height: 5'10

Weight: 176

Distinguishing Features: Large mole on neck, chiseled jaw line

Social Life:

Occupation: originally a gopnik, then a Kingsman agent, then a Prince Consort of Sweden

Hobbies: gymnastics, parkour, manual dexterity, playing with dogs, socializing

Intelligence: gifted (huge IQ)

Talents: has skills of an Olympic gymnast, great physical strength, agility, endurance; good command of various weapons, excellent marksmanship, excellent stress resistance, willpower, charisma, acting ability; often gives good ideas in times of crisis.

Personality type: extrovert

Positive qualities: kind, fair, honest, brave, intelligent, resourceful, responsible to loved ones, generous, responsive

Negative qualities: reckless, cynical, infantile, rude

Biography:

Family: Michelle Unwin (mother), Lee Unwin (father), Daisy Unwin (younger sister)

Marriage and love: canonically married to Princess Tilde

Significant events: lost his father at age 5-7; lived under the oppression of a tyrant stepfather until age 22; trained to become Lancelot but failed the dog test; saved the world from Valentine; took the name Galahad; began a romantic relationship with Princess Tilda; lost almost all the members of Kingsman; met the Statesman agents; recovered Harry Hart's memory; saved the world a second time; married Princess Tilda and became the Prince of Sweden

[galahads-hart]

You know what, I'm so pissed we never got to see Roxy have her bad-ass Kingsman fight scene. I wanted to watch that woman lay out five guys without getting a single strand of her beautiful hair out of place. I wanted to see her leap off walls because Eggsy has taught her parkour between movies. I wanted them to reveal she's like a friggin marital arts expert. Hell, I wanted to see Roxy hanging out with Eggsy and his friends in her downtimes.

I'll never forgive Vaughn for ignoring Roxy and instead focusing on Tilde. Not because of shipping reason (I've already ranted about that bs enough) but because they introduced this amazing female character we all fell in love with and then threw her away in the first twenty minutes of sequel.

I'm still clinging to my hopes that she'll be back as a villain in K3, if only because then she'll finally get the screen time she deserves.

[brinleyparke]

Kingsman Fic Ideas/Prompts

Merwin, Perciwin, Hartwin, or Gen: Charlie gets kicked out or at least punished for the water prank.

Parachute test fix-it (Merwin or Gen): Perhaps Merlin takes a minute to understand why Eggsy has said chip on his shoulder

What if Eggsy and Charlie were the last two in the parachute test?

"Manners maketh man. You'd do well to remember that Mr. Hesketh." Or Harry is none too pleased when he finds out how Charlie has been treating Eggsy. (Can be Hartwin or Harry can be more of a father figure in this)

What if Charlie had passed the loyalty test?

Harry lets Eggsy teach Dean a lesson after Eggsy fails the final test and comes home and finds out that Dean hit his mom.

Post-TGC: (Merwin or Gen) Merlin lives, but Eggsy still feels guilty. He's also angry because Merlin sacrificed himself to repay Eggsy's father, not because of Eggsy himself, which parallels Harry saying, "Can't you see that everything I've done has been about trying to repay him?" in the first Kingsman film.

AU - Canon Divergence, Enemy of My Enemy: Eggsy doesn't kill Charlie. Eggsy and Charlie have to team up against a villain, not necessarily Poppy.

When Eggsy is 12-14 years old, Dean nearly beats him to death, and Eggsy ends up in the hospital. Michelle calls the number on the back of the medal. Harry is given custody of Eggsy but keeps Eggsy's name as Unwin because he feels like Lee deserves to live on through Eggsy.

Merwin or Gen: Daisy asks Merlin to dress up as Gru for Halloween so that her and Eggsy can be minions.

H/C after train track test

Maybe Eggsy is upset that he was drugged.

Maybe Eggsy has been drugged before, so he has a panic attack or a nightmare after the train test.

Maybe Eggsy is still freaked out a little because he thought he was gonna die.

Eggsy gets de-aged to 4 years old (mind and body). Harry takes care of him until they can turn him back. (GEN FIC) Based on this fanart:

Eggsy gets de-aged to 4 years old (mind and body). Merlin takes care of him until they can turn him back. (GEN FIC) Based on this fanart:

Eggsy gets de-aged to 4 years old (mind and body). Harry and Merlin take care of him until they can turn him back. (GEN or Merlahad FIC)

Eggsy gets de-aged to 4 years old (mind and body). The agents of Kingsman take turns taking care of him until they can turn him back. (GEN or Merlahad or Harry/Percival FIC)

Harry apologizes to Eggsy for what he said and the assumptions he made in the Black Prince.

Tilde tells her parents about Eggsy.

Merwin or Gen: After the toast to Merlin, Eggsy leaves the room (maybe he goes to the bathroom or something) and breaks down. Harry or Tequila or Ginger Ale comforts him.

Tilde meeting Daisy and Eggsy's mother for the first time.

Post-TGC: Eggsy has nightmares about Merlin and almost losing Tilde, and Tilde comforts him.

During training, Eggsy has nightmares about Dean.

After Merlin's "most dangerous job interview" speech, Harry explains the bruises on Eggsy's cheek and neck.

After the water test, all of the recruits receive physicals. Eggsy doesn't have much medical history because Jamal treated most of his injuries. The doctor and/or Merlin are concerned about the scars and/or broken bones or bone fractures that didn't heal properly.

"When was the last time you ate?" Or Eggsy's first meal at Kingsman. He's not particularly gross or rude about eating; he just eats very fast. Roxy or Merlin is concerned. In other words, Eggsy has food insecurity issues.

"What's his story?" Or during or after TGC: Ginger Ale or Champ is curious about Eggsy, and ask Harry what Eggsy's story is. Or maybe they ask Eggsy himself

Songfic based on "Waiting For Superman" by Daughtry about Michelle waiting for Lee to come back home even after Harry told her he was dead.

Songfic based on "Save Me" by Jelly Roll

Songfic based on "How to Save a Life" by The Fray

Eggsy meets Merlin's nephew, who is fancast as Richard Madden. They hit it off pretty well. (You can make up the name of Merlin's nephew.)

Merwin: Eggsy and Daisy convince Merlin to watch Brave with them.

Eggsy dresses up as Robin Hood for Halloween. 🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵

Arrow x-over: Kingsman needs the Green Arrow's help.

Reacher (TV) x-over: Tequila tries to recruit Reacher.

Reacher (TV) x-over: Dixon or Neagley is recruited to Statesman to be the new Ginger-Ale

Supernatural x-over: While doing recon on what Kingsman believed to be a Satanistic cult, but is actually a coven, Eggsy gets de-aged to 4 years old (mind and body). Harry (or Merlin or Harry and Merlin or all of Kingsman) takes care of him until they can turn him back. Harry or Merlin knows someone in the British Men of Letters and makes some calls to get help reversing the spell. (GEN or Merlahad FIC)

Constantine (Arrowverse) x-over: While doing recon on what Kingsman believed to be a Satanistic cult, but is actually a coven, Eggsy gets de-aged to 4 years old (mind and body). Harry (or Merlin or Harry and Merlin or all of Kingsman) takes care of him until they can turn him back. Someone at Kingsman knows John Constantine and gets in contact with him to ask for his help. (GEN or Merlahad FIC)

[ceslatoil]

Watched all the Kingsman movies last night and I gotta say? I really appreciate the “anyone can die” stakes in each of them.

One of the moments that stuck to me during my watch of Golden Circle is that I started to draw conclusions about what the movie was going to be like: shenanigans where Eggsy has to impress Princess Tilde’s parents, one of his friends discovering his status as a secret agent, a possible love triangle involving Roxy. You know, typical movie sequel subplots.

And then *all of Kingsman’s headquarters and safe houses get obliterated,* killing a bunch of characters we grew to love over the course of the first movie, and instantly the stakes are dire.

It’s good. These movies keep you on your toes.

[artknifeandglue]

kingsman x rwrb

for @caulfixld, who had the brilliant idea of combining two lovely movies into one crossover that I will now be thinking about until I die.

Eggsy’s probably met royalty a couple of times in his life, only one of which he actually remembers. The one he remembers is Tilde, who’s still a mate and sends him hilarious commentary on her life every now and then. There are a few others, several of which Eggsy only learns much later are royalty and two he recognises but doesn’t get much chance to talk to. Kind of difficult, really, what with the business of Merlin freeing everyone from Valentine’s bunker and accidentally relegating Eggsy to traffic marshal duty for a panicked crowd of celebrities, CEOs, and political leaders from all over the world. The universal gesture for that way is good enough for the most part, and he manages to delegate the task of shepherding the crowd to a few others while he takes up position at the edge of the prison block with Merlin’s voice in his ear detailing the number of cells cleared and the number of people still to go. It’s at least reassuring that the number is going down pretty quickly, even if every single person has to step over headless bodies and assorted muck on their way to the hangar where the rescue planes await.

It is precisely at this spot that Eggsy hears footsteps thundering down the corridor towards him, and his gun is already in his hand before he realises that the man sprinting towards him isn’t armed. More importantly, he realises, pointing a gun at this man might actually constitute treason, and so he hastily stows it away as Henry Fox Mountchristen-Windsor stumbles to a halt in front of him. “Your Highness.”

Whether he’s breached any etiquette rules or not, Eggsy doesn’t know, but the prince doesn’t seem to care. “Have you seen my sister?” he asks, eyes wide and darting around the stragglers in the corridor. “I can’t find her anywhere!”

“Uh, yeah, she went that way—” He doesn’t get to finish the sentence. Henry has already taken off in the direction of the hangar, and Eggsy lowers his hand as Henry disappears around the corner.

“Remind me,” Merlin says into Eggsy’s ear, “to teach you how you’re supposed to greet dignitaries.”

“Shut it, Merlin. That was Prince Henry, though, wasn’t it? Like our Prince Henry?” A helpful little diagram pops up on the visual feed, and Eggsy rolls his eyes. “Okay, okay, I get it. Get off my back.”  

[thingsasbarcodes]

Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)

[ao3feed-merwin]

Bimbo Boy in a Fantasy World

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/GqZu12g

by Gyhl

Eggsy sees the proposals for a new prototype and takes an immediate liking to Roxy.

Words: 8126, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Kingsman Hypno-Dolls

Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Harry Hart | Galahad, Merlin (Kingsman), Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Tilde (Kingsman), Roxy Morton | Lancelot

Relationships: Merlin/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Harry Hart | Galahad/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Tilde/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Roxy Morton | Lancelot & Gary "Eggsy" Unwin

Additional Tags: Extremely Dubious Consent, Dubcon Medical Procedure, Kidnapping, Hypnosis Kink, Dehumanization, Dollification, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Choking, Fucking Machine, Spanking, Sadism, Dark!Harry, Dark!Merlin, Doll!Eggsy, Doll!Roxy, I've been told the ending is rude

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/GqZu12g

[rcxylancelct-mcrtcn]

@thforgottcn | closed starter.

"Hm." Roxy let out a soft hum as she laid beside Eggsy, shifting some so she could look at him, ignoring her tousled hair, and the fact that she had just arrived to Kentucky when all this- meeting at the airport, her bags almost shoved in the trunk, almost thrown into his home when they arrived, and themselves onto the bed, in a span of ten minutes, give or take- had happened, their reunion much more... animated than she thought. Not that she minded, really; their bodies seemed to fit so snugly, and she couldn't help but feel secure in his hold, her own arms wrapped around him in return, idly thumbing his shoulder as she mused. She had even managed to leg-lock him, and none of these gestures seemed to concern either of them. It did, somehow, give light to a few questions, starting off with 'what are we?', considering they have never talked about it, not before Poppy, not after Tilde...

But when she looked up at him, it felt as if this was exactly where they should be, despite the unspoken queries. A small smile was given then as she met his eyes, turning into a bit of a grin as she spoke. "Well, we're here," she said softly, chuckling some. "I missed you."

[abbiesficrepository]

Kingsman

(fics in this category largely involve hartwin)

untitled ficlet

untitled ktgc spec

second untitled ktgc spec (the better of the two lol)

If Not Happy, Then Content

Call It Luck, Call It Fate (my beloved <3)

untitled ficlet set during ktgc

unitled post ktgc eggsy/tilde

post ktgc crack (i'm sorry elton john)

Glassy Bluebottle

untitled noncanon ficlet (did I even proof read this one??)

was this a prompt or did i just not understand tumblr etiquette

this one was definitely a prompt

A Soul to Steal

It's 3 AM (i must be lonely)

hey look more tumblr ettiquette i didn't understand

[astral-cataclysm]

Each of your character's favourite flavour of ice cream, go

i have too many characters for this one xd so ill just do some that come to mind

Sue doesn't like ice cream because it gives her a headache, but she was fond of pomegranate Amy would also say pomegranate Eggsy likes cherry chocolate chip and her Friends agree with her on everything. Tilde likes mint. Don't bring up the fact she's a robot and can't "eat" or "taste." Hero likes vanilla and Magician likes blood orange. They have fought about this. Mara always picks Neapolitan but picks out the strawberry and gives the rest to Circe. Circe can't pick a favorite, she says it'd make the other ice creams feel bad.

if u have any more questions about this feel free to ask :P

[sparkydonugh]

What's more interesting about this first script is that Elton John was in the scene instead of Tilde where she is locked up. I'd leave it there 😅

And the club scene... it would have been funny if Charlie failing the first part of the test and not even do the train part was in the finale script.

And the next test too. It shows more of Arthur's elitism when is very clear that he sabotaged Eggsy so he couldn't have make it.

I'm glad they showed more Eggsy and Roxy's friendship instead of Eggsy feeling like an outsider watching all of them having fun.

Kingsman the secret service, first draft liveblog.

I’m reading the original draft for Kingsman: The secret service and being just blown away by how different but the same™ it is so I’m gonna list some things that made me go :0 

Huntsman and sons doesn’t really sound like a spy org. it sounds like a rustic b&b in the scottish countryside. Not a bad thing but Kingsman does sound a bit more “knightly” and “cool” 

Also Jack Lincoln is just not it. Harry Hart is where it’s at. 

SO about the ages: In this script Eggsy is 21, Harry is 49, Merlin is middleaged (I’m assuming that means like 44-45 ish), Roxy is 22, Charlie 23, Lancelot 39. 

Merlin was supposed to be “black, handsome” And frankly my first thought was “….Idris Elba?” lmao 

The medal Eggsy gets is called a Guinevere Cross and I immediately came up with a whole scenario of how the first Guinevere sacrificed themself in an act of bravery, which is why the Kingsman medal of honor is named after them. 

Lancelot was supposed to fight Gazelle before losing but ig getting cut in half from behind has more shock value. (Just give my boy a bit more screentime) 

I’m glad they changed Michelle’s whole approach to Daisy, cause in this script it comes across like she couldn’t care less about her literal toddler, which makes her kind of unlikeable :// I’m glad they didn’t do Michelle dirty like that in the final script. 

Arthur really was just a sexist, elitist bastard now wasn’t he (while looking at the candidates his reaction to Eggsy being proposed is “at least it’s not a woman, I mean wtf are all these women doing here??” …..There’s three women being proposed out of twelve candidates, Chester.)

On that note, I’m glad they ended up giving Merlin more of Arthur’s lines - mostly because it makes sense for Merlin’s character to play the part of handler besides being the tech wizard he is- but also Make! Arthur! Say! Less!

I think it’s an interesting choice to have the candidates be from all over the world, as I Imagine the agents who were abroad just chose the best person they could find from that area, and if that’s true then the other agents were away in: France, Germany, Denmark, Japan, Italy, Ethiopia, South Africa, India, Persia and America. Do what you want with that info.

Yeah Roxy was american originally lol

I’m glad they acknowledge the lack of privacy in the first dorm set up, because I always looked at that in the movie and thought “If I had to use a bathroom out in the open with eleven peers just hanging out behind me, I would simply not use the bathroom lol” 

Glad they cut the whole subplot of Harry infiltrating some bank, especially because it involved dressing up as a woman to get acces to the ladies room, which, given the current climate and the whole jkr situation would not have gone down well, to say the least. 

“That sounds exhausting” in which Harry is me. 

“Training starts tomorrow, which I will have nothing to do with. Watching people train is boring.” Spoken boldly for a guy who then subsequently shows up at every. single. training scene, Merlin. 

God I’m glad they cut the whole puppy obstacle course scene, it was just alot lol 

A lot of stuff is the same but what really stands out to me is how little Eggsy actually does on his own, in this version he only passes tests through dumb luck or because Harry straight up gives him the answers, which makes it difficult to root for him in this script. So I’m glad they changed that. 

Idk what to think about the implanted chip being a bluetooth earpiece originally, like who wears an earpiece all the time?….. Ig the writers thought the same thing in the end lol 

“Medic! We need a medic!” Me, internally: SO YOU ARE SAYING YOU HAVE MEDICS?? Merlin: “No we don’t.” me, internally: IM NOTING THIS AS PROOF THAT YOU HAVE MEDICS, GALEN IS CANON CONFIRMED

I like that Elton John is just fully in this movie, what exactly is it about Elton John that made Matthew and Jane continue to write him into both movies??? IS HE GOING TO BE IN THE BLUE BLOOD TOO? :0

I’d like to note that I do not like Elton John pelting shit at Valentine lol 

The way that they really wrote a whole Heathers the musical “shut up, Heather!” scene but with Arthur, Harry and Merlin saying “shut up, Eggsy!” I CAN’T WITH THIS SCRIPT

Broke: “Lady Gaga” woke: “Lady G’gar” (as pronounced by Arthur lmao) 

Okay so in a cut test, there’s a mentioning of Huntsmen security, which I will take as proof for my whole “The entire plot of TGC is bullshit because there had to be more staff at Kingsman than just Merlin, meaning more survivors of the bombing” 

AND THE PLOT THICKENS WITH THIS: Harry (to Eggsy): “Look, I’ll be back in a few days. Stay here ‘till then. I’ll call Merlin, and when everything’s calmed down I’ll take you in and finesse things. If we’re lucky we can get you a job in admin or train you as a pilot.” HELLOO WHERE WERE THE ADMINS AND PILOTS AND SECURITY IN TGC 

“Thank you. I’ll do anything. I’ll be a cleaner, even.” THEY HAVE CLEANERS TOO MATTHEW YOU’RE KIDDING ME

The ending is so different omg What is Happening? why is Usain Bolt, Lady Gaga, Jamie Oliver and Elton John fighting together avengers style? 

All in all: I much prefer the way they handled things in the final script because this felt a bit too much like the types of movies you write with your friends in middleschool for shits and giggles and less like an actual film you’d go see in theatres. But of course it’s important to remember that this mess led to one of my favorite films ever, and I really enjoyed the insight into the process and changes that led the writers to the final version. T’was very cool. 

Also I read the novelization of The Golden Circle and I can’t say which one I get the biggest yikes from (yes I can it’s the novel. It’s so bad lol) 

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A few thoughts on the characters #6

When Harry was about 20 years old, he got Mr. Pickle. The dog died 11 years later, and Harry made a stuffed animal of him. He didn't bury it and get a new furry friend. No, he looked at his dead dog in the bathroom every day.

His understanding of love and friendship is questionable. 

His walls are constantly cluttered with something (whether it's his office, dining room, or cell at Statesman). Most of his paintings at home are landscapes. And they're pretty monotonous. But the breeds of dogs in the drawings are very different. As are the butterflies on the walls of the room at TGC. Coin collections are present.

There are almost no portraits or images of people in Harry's house (I saw two drawings of children, some generic portrait of military men (?) and two dark portraits of some woman (?)).

By the way, there are portraits of the founders hanging in the Kingsman's dining room. Arthur has pictures of people hanging in his study. Eggsy has pictures of his father hanging in his room, and pictures of Tilde on his study table.

It's a small thing, of course, but it always confused me that first he says he wants a butterfly collection and then brings up his mom.

It's fair to say that we don't know much about Harry and these are just my impressions of how he builds relationships with others and other little things. But it's like Harry was somewhat disillusioned with people and Mr. Pickle was making him feel less alone. And like the bathroom with the stuffed dog and the dead butterflies was really the place for him to feel happy.