#ehlers/laine

[thosedaysthatwill]

There’s subtle and then there’s this…

[sergeifyodorov]

who is your favorite player on every team?

omg this is sucha good ask anon... under the cut for my little explanations

bruins: pasta... nails PAINTED front teeth CHIPPED glasses ON. i hate him every time he actually plays the leafs because he's so goddamn good but separated from that i enjoy his silly ass immensely

panthers: society has moved past the need for anyone to enjoy any florida panthers (bobrovsky)

leafs: im an austonhead through and through... generational goalscorer and queeny what can't he do

lightning: stamkos for symbolism reasons. bonus nikita kucherov because he's one of those larionov-type really analytical players and i love that

red wings: moritz

canadiens: juraj slafkovsky because he is just SO giant puppy and he is absolutely hilarious

sabres: dahlin for psychosexual reasons

sens: CLAUDE GIROUX!!! GINGER FRANCO ONTARIEN DILF OF ALL TIME!!!!!! NECK GUARD!!!! BISEXUAL SUBTEXT!!!!!! CLAUD!

rangers: artemi panarin (only child of divorce)

hurricanes: seth jarvis (one of very few nhlers i feel like i could have a normal human dumbass conversation with)

islanders: mat barzal (diva)

flyers: travis konecny (sexy)

devils: nico hischier (sexy)

penguins: evgeni malkin (diva)

capitals: alex ovechkin (sexy)

blue jackets: patrik laine (because there's something SOOOOO compelling about being a draft bust and also the fact that he is just kind of a weirdly blonde freak white walker lookin dude who wears interesting outfits)

jets: nik ehlers. points for being a) danish (nobody's DANISH in this league) and b) that one time sch*fele hurt that hab and ehlers protected him when everyone got into that scrum going for schiefele

avalanche: alex georgiev for punching tda

dallas stars: where do i START with the stars... robo i think

preds: JUUSE SAROS MY LEEDL GUYYYYY

blues: gonna go with brayden schenn... any relative of luke's is a friend of mine

coyotes: either clayton keller or alex kerfoot

wild: idk flower?

blackhawks: connor bedard is legitimately my little guy. i love that freak. im at practice... in chicago... CHICAGO???. went on a pilgrimage to see Him in person and it was great (leafs lost in overtime and he got 0 points)

canucks: as much as i love and appreciate my fellow gays im gonna have to go with quinnifer here. he's literally quinn hughes i don't know what you want from me

golden knights: jeichel

kings: anze kopitar <3

oilers: mcdavid... he's literally everything. cursed by god. pro gay. really good at hockey. ginger

kraken: honestly i have never thought about the kraken a single day of my entire life. who's their goalie? grubauer? i'll go grubauer

flames: naz kadri :))))))))

ducks: i know we're all supposed to have ducks opinions nowadays but im going to carefully say lukas dostal and be done with it

sharks: duclair. free of the panthers and ready to be given space in my heart

[darkangel0410]

here i am! to ask you things!!! 💗🤔🗣️📄🤬

🥳🥳🥳❤️❤️❤️

💗Is there a scene you can’t wait to write for a WIP?

Ooohhh yes!! I finally strated writing the second necromancer fic and I can't wait until I get to write the scene where Thom and Cam - and the readers - find out what Marchy is, it's going to so good!!

I also started really working on the cali ot3 FOB au fic, and I can't wait to write the scene where they all have sex for the first time (also the scene where ALex and Jamie realize that they actually love each other and not just for Trevor's sake, because I'm a sap)

🤔Do you have an WIPs where you wish you had chosen a different fandom/character?

Ooof, yeah. There's a Laine/Ehlers werewolf WIP that I really wish i hadn't started because I think it would be better suited to Thom/Kent, and I think I might redo the whole thing and change it

Hysterically, the necromancer AU started life as a Peterick fic (FOB) and I redid it for Thom/Kent (and did a fan-fucking-tastic job of it if i do say so myself)

🗣️Talk about your favourite WIP

DON'T MIND IF I DO!!! I've hot a few shorter fics that I'm having a blast writing, but I'm probably the most excited about the second necromancer au!!!! We see a lot more of the way werewolves work in this verse, the way they channel magic to help them change their shape (even though they don't think of it that way), how their packs are structured. And it's in Boston!!! I get to beat up Zack Kassian!!!! We see Jack (Eichel) and a bunch of Boston players, Bergy and Marchy are both central to this one.

It's going to be so much fun, I can't wait.

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Thank you for the ask!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ (WIP emojis ask)

[lowrylesbian]

(irrational, gaslighting myself) 2024/25 jets laine ehlers reunion…

[alltherecs]

we walk in circles (destined to collide) | symphony7inAmajor 

T | 14K | pairing: nikolaj ehlers/patrik laine

tags | Patrik Laine, Nikolaj Ehlers, Mikko Rantanen, Roope Hintz, Ville Heinola, Kyle Connor, Mark Scheifele, Josh Morrissey, Team Finland Ensemble, Beijing 2022 Winter Olympics, figure skating, firstable why is that not a real tag, brief mentions of other national teams, Love at First Sight, basically ??, Falling In Love, Banter, Fluff, the softness... it's tremendous, Getting Together, classic valentine's day bday

Being named to Finland's Olympic team is far from a surprise for Patrik. He's looking forward to spending a couple weeks in Beijing with friends from his national team that he doesn't get to see during the season, as well as getting a chance to play against his NHL teammates.

He's not expecting Nikolaj, the Danish figure skating phenom said to be Denmark's first real chance for a skating medal. Nikolaj is funny, cute, and pretty much perfect.

Patrik never stood a chance.

[bageldiscourse]

Relationships: Kyle Connor/Mark Scheifele, background Nikolaj Ehlers/Patrik Laine

Characters: Kyle Connor, Mark Scheifele, Nikolaj Ehlers, Patrik Laine, Blake Wheeler

Rating: M

Summary: “Hey, so, you wanna be my plus-one to this thing?”

“By ‘this thing,’ do you mean the wedding that I am already going to? Because I’m making all the flower arrangements? The wedding that you are also already going to?”

“Well, yeah, but like, we can still hang out. We’ll carpool. Fool around in the bathroom after the ceremony.”

“We are in a relationship.”

“That sounds like a yes.”

(Nikolaj and Patrik get married in July.)

[vezinabuyck]

alright class, today we’re going to be learning about... THE WINNIPEG JETS

( @scheifefe and I believe they’re criminally underrated and we want you to love them as much as we do😊)

[sergeifyodorov]

favorite current player from every team?

>:]

BOS - pasta (love hate relationship) (only bruin i can fully embrace when leafs arent playing them tbh)

BUF - i have few strong feelings towards most sabres but i think ras dahlin. because he sucks <3

DET - moris.... alex lyon close second tbh

FLA - sergei bobrovsky. see boston

MTL - slaykovsky (or arber maybe?)

OTT - claude.

TBL - this is a difficult one but my beautiful eyebrowless mother steven stamkos probably numero uno

TOR - auston (virgo)

CAR - seth jarvis, who is great because unlike the deep jock bro attitude that permeates seemingly every other hockey boy, or even the slight self-importance of the various and sundry catholic school types, he possesses the good-natured self-deprecation instincts of a right proper Normal Bitchass Gen Z

CBJ - i am a patrik laine shooter forever and always

NJD - nico. he's hot

NYR - igor because that man is both an elite goaltender AND a man with some of the most beautiful eyes on the planet. sympathies to my fellow only child of divorce artemi panarin also

NYI - barzy...?

PHI - if i didn't say teekay id be rounded up in the streets and shot. good thing it's teekay though

WSH - class of 15 instincts say dylan first overall pick disease and my dick say ovi

ARI - SOOOO hard to choose because i need firmly for alex kerfoot to know that i want him to come back to leafland but also clayton keller is out there... clay. picking clay

CHI - bedsy obviously. eyebrow twins <3

COL - good stick lehky the universe may be committed to making ppl forget about you constantly by making you get injured all the time. but EYE have not forgotten

DAL - wyatt johnston my english classmate <- before you ask. no i have never actually met this man it's a joke about him being my age and torontonian

MIN - flower

NSH - difficult choice... ror and evangelista both delights but juuse saros... juuse saros my beloved

STL - vladik tarasenko. he's still a blue in my HEART ok actual real answer is brayden schenn but i wish the blues tanked for and successfully got celebrini or bedard or something because like. their current Narrative Relevance is being "jordan binnington's team" and that's not a fate any hockey team deserves

WPG - i think we should ask hockey players who the most underrated player in the league is again but we should tell them beforehand if they pick sasha barkov they get pepper sprayed. anyway if im a hockey player in that situation im answering nik ehlers

ANA - that adorable child with the stutter leo carlson

CGY - naz

EDM - connie

LAK - kopi

SJS - it USED to be duke but now we can't have nice things (loving happy family etc) so purely because of various sharks and sharks-adjacent mutuals i have, im taking a hard turn into creaturehood and picking ekky

SEA - who is on this team

VAN - quinnifer always forever no doubt about it

VGK - the spiritual and transgender bond i share with jack eichel cannot be broken

[lowsyjets]

@ehlers27: Love you bro

[jetsmorrissey]

the team telling wheels to keep the helmet is the best thing ever🥺

and then wheels being dad captain telling them it’s against the rules😂

[lowrylesbian]

mcintyre ehlers interview about laine….. laying my hand gently upon my forehead this is gonna take me out

[nicoleknows-nothing]

nate’s so haaaappppy!

[superlegends316]

I know with 100% confidence that I am not emotional ready to see Patty play tonight, not in a Jets jersey

[leafsbabe]

jets vibe check

with loving help from a jets expert

Mason Appleton  the fact that he’s a ginger named Mason Appleton is just weirdly wholesome to me, idk it just fits 8/10

Gabriel Bourque  “looks like a disney villain but like in a good way” 8/10

Kyle Connor  the hair beard combo confuses me 7/10

Andrew Copp  ew no 0/10

Cody Eakin  how many gingers does this team have? 7/10

Nikolaj Ehlers  a sweet man, a good man, a danish man 10/10

Jansen Harkins  aww he looks really sweet 9/10

Patrik Laine  goatman 9/10

Mark Letestu  he looks younger than 35 8/10

Bryan Little  also a sweetheart i think 9/10

Adam Lowry  A GOOD MAN 10/10

Mathieu Perreault  the flow tho 8/10

Jack Roslovic  gamer boy, cool but like in a nice way 9/10

Mark Scheifele  soft man, nice hair, nicer smile 10/10

Logan Shaw  also looks like a nice guy but like an actual nice guy and not a “nice guy” 8/10

Nicholas Shore  huggable 9/10

Blake Wheeler  PASSES THE VIBE CHECK 10/10

Nathan Beaulieu  nice hair, nice smile 9/10

Anthony Bitetto  he looks sad in his roster pic... :( 8/10

Carl Dahlstrom  uncle energy 8/10

Dylan DeMelo  aww he looks nice 9/10

Dmitry Kulikov  the vibe is off  6/10

Josh Morrissey  Riley’s man 10/10

Sami Niku  i love the hair 10/10

Neal Pionk  looks like he needs to be protected 9/10

Tucker Poolman  roster pic looks smug, annoying brother vibes 8/10

Luca Sbisa  italy... 9/10

Laurent Brossoit  a greek god looking snaccccc 11/10

Connor Hellebuyck good goalie, good man 10/10

[flamesleafsjetscanes]

OKAY NOW I’M UPSET 😭🤧

[vezinabuyck]

Laine or Ehlers? 👀

i am conflicted ... !

while i do love and adore Patty i have to say Nikky because i love one speedy, scrappy, smiley Dane :)