#elf replies

[not-that-dillinger]

For the Send me a character thing: my Clu

(* Assuming this is for the mun... lmk if you want Ed's opinions *)

First impression: (probably from a thread with Alan... feels like it was forever ago and I don't remember tbh) Okay, very cannon-divergent Clu... cool concept, am intrigued

Impression now: same as above, but also he bby, must protecc

Favorite moment: ough what to pick! there's so many... honestly probably still the scene in our first thread where Ed became Clu's user.

Idea for a story: I really want to see Ed and Clu deal with the rest of the Occupation. That is probably also how Ed finally meets Tesler, and I need them to actually interact with each other at some point because I still have no idea what their relationship is besides they somehow met since Ed is now the Grid's primary user.

Unpopular opinion: Uh... Clu is adorable and deserves the world? He could do no wrong? I (the mun) would kill or violate the Geneva conventions on his behalf (for legal reasons: this is a joke)? ...I don't think I have any.

Favorite relationship: You need ask? Ed and Clu. But also his relationships with Tesler and Tron are adorable. As is his relationship with Sonic in our AU. They're precious.

Favorite headcanon: Code weaving! I love the concept! Also love Clu's fascination with the stars. *Chef's kiss*

[sakasakiii]

imladris lads :D it started off as a few doodles of gildor bc of a great prompt i received from an anon a few weeks ago, and then spiralled into something else entirely bc i havent really taken the time to explore much of anything imladris-related? i really like the lindir-is-maglor concept so heres my take on how it couldve happened haha

as always, credit to Cartoon Network for the sparkly pink BG

thanks so much for the ask!! here's my take on gildor :DD i really like the way anon asked the question and it was what inspired me to draw finrod in the mix too strangely enough?? the vibes are similar 🤭

[cinnamonsikwate]

i'm really curious about what marcille's mother's deal is. seems like she's not too big on the rest of elven society. here's what we know about her so far:

mage at a human royal court (adventurer's bible)

courtship with marcille's father donato lasted 17 years (adventurer's bible)

specialty is roast pork, which was also donato's favorite (chapter 81)

had a cheerful personality up until the point donato got too sick to eat his favorite food. her extreme emotional reaction to this left a lasting impression on marcille (chapter 81)

remarried to a gnome and moved away from the city at some point after donato died (adventurer's bible)

several portraits of her appear in marcille's nightmare (chapter 42); this is the second time we see marcille dream of her (chapter 3)

preferred non-elven food and didn't introduce marcille to any traditional elven dishes (chapter 74)

from the canaries' reactions in chapter 74, it appears elven society looks down on elves who go to live among and work for short-lived races. they seemed especially put off that she would have a mixed-blood child. when they're talking about the lyrikmumare to get marcille to trip up, marcille envisions her mother saying that the food "here" (i.e., the northern continent) tastes so much better. so the picture we're getting here is of an elf who has removed herself from elven culture, but the question is, did she do it willingly or was she forced to?

keeping her other actions in mind, i'm leaning more towards the former. the most intriguing thing for me is that she eventually married a gnome, despite elves and gnomes having infamously waged war against each other over differences in the practice of magic and presently tending to discriminate against the other on sight. (one thing's for sure — marcille's mother is winning the idgaf war!)

marcille never talks about her gnome stepfather though, and it's unclear what she thinks of her mother's remarriage. the timing of the remarriage is also a mystery. donato married marcille's mother when he was 32 (after having courted her for 17 years) and died at 82, meaning they were married for 50 years. marcille is also currently 50 years old, but we know she wasn't born immediately after the marriage: in chapter 81, donato's doppelganger says marcille was born when he'd started "getting on in years." based on marcille's memories of him and the established fact that the average tall-man lifespan is 60 years, i'd hazard that he was in his 50s then. this gives him 30 years or less with marcille — definitely less than 35, which we know is the age at which she left for the magic academy.

we don't know if marcille's mother remarries before or after marcille leaves (if before, than that's definitely a shockingly short time), but it's interesting that she chose to marry someone from a long-lived race this time. maybe this is her way of ensuring she spares herself another heartbreak? or maybe she *is* still heartbroken and is trying to cover it up.

but. i can't help but kind of agree with chilchuck in chapter 81, that marcille's parents are not blameless for marcille becoming the dungeon lord. since it's apparently well-documented, they surely must have known — as well-educated people — that mixed-blood children face not just discrimination but also mental anguish that comes with their unstable aging (not to mention the sterility). so the way they raised marcille feels frankly irresponsible 😭

anyway. i'd love to get spin-off content where post-adventure marcille and her mother meet again. i feel like there's a lot of unresolved issues there (that can of course be hashed out over a good meal).

[spicyraeman]

Lae'zel/Jaheira anon

I imagine they raise the githyanki egg together, because Lae'zel has negative parenting skills and needs help. Jaheira offers to let her stay at her house and raise it, but oops after making the guest room a nursery there's only one bedroom (they could make a new guest room but thatd interrupt Minsc's space)

hnggggg bestie you can't just do this to me, you're hitting to many of my beloved tropes, this dynamic is so good...

[stealingyourbones]

"Danny looks suspiciously like [insert Bat-Fam member here" trope, and "Cryptid-Vibe Danny" trope... With a twist.

Jason Todd visits Amity Park for some reason, and is repeatedly mistaken for "a Fenton." At least 3 people call him "Danny" and ask if he's had a growth-spurt and/or a new haircut.

((Lazarus-Pits may have given him what Amity acquaintances are registering as "Danny Fenton-like vibes))

YES! this is the shit I'm looking for.

Jason is losing his fucking mind trying to figure out who this Danny guy is but he always seems to vanish at the last second. literally. The second he sees Danny he just ducks behind a corner and is gone.

[fragmentedblade]

The "Dan Heng is Dan Feng" dogmatics annoy me a lot. It entirely brushes off one of the most interesting and prevalent questions posed by the game, incarnated by several characters and stories that give the question different hues with different potential answers, and a constant also in HI3, like a thread waving the two games together

[slackergami]

Elf?

Elf.

(or holding a picture of one dfgsfghfh)

[dark-elf-writes]

There’s so many things to unpack in this but “it’s legal to monetize fanfiction” might actually make Anne Rice rise from the grave to resume her reign of terror

Also just an aside “you get more people reading your free work you wrote for fun while I get paid actual dollars” is a wild pitch even with the legality aspect not even in play

Just what?? What??????

[crimeronan]

One day Camila forgets to replenish her stock of coffee, leading to a very sleepy Hunter lying on the sofa, a very happy and content Luz that is right there with him, and a confused vet who needs to confront what she is hearing with her knowledge of the exact anatomical reason for why humans can't purr.

FKSDJH. camila going from gaslighting herself about hunter like "you are exhausted and crazy, camila. this is just a boy with genetic differences. you're being a discriminatory asshole and have to get a grip" to "i..... really think this boy might not be human" to "....is he an escaped secret government lab experiment. does he have cat DNA" to "....is LUZ an escaped secret government lab experiment?????"

someone help this woman.

[humming-fly]

Is it too late for another trick or treat? :3

oh nah i mean other people have been here let me-

SHIT FUCK WHAT OUT OUT

NONONONONONOANANSLDFLNAN

*girlish shrieking, doors slamming, etc.*

well unfortunately seems like that's it for the treats, better luck next year!

[reha-bill-itated]

why ur ears like dat

Pointy. Triangular. I'm a triangle. This seems obvious. Why are you humans so stupid?

[imyourbratzdoll]

Could we make this happen ?😳 and after they like all just fall asleep cuddling like all the elf’s pick there favorite spot to sleep by her.

hey honey, I apologise for taking so long, and I also noticed that lee was forgotten in the post, poor chubby baby:( I hope you both like it.

summary - the elves and your husband use your body.

warning - smut, voyeurism, climbing inside a vagina, blowjob, nipple play, clit play, orgy, crack.

18+ only please, headers I use isn't mine.

You were clouded with so much pleasure, barely able to think or process what was happening as your husband choked you on his cock. You were stuffed full, being used by every male in the North Pole. Your eyes widen, staring up at Ari as he smiles softly down at you, cupping your cheek and encouraging you to relax and suck. 

You could feel not one but two elves inside of you. From your understanding, Jake was the first to crawl inside, not wasting any time the moment his eyes landed on your sweet honeypot. He stripped and dived right in, followed by Frank, who wanted to experience what Jake had been discussing. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head as they kept pushing against your g-spot, curious about the squishy part inside of you.

Steve, Ransom and Johnny had taken over your clit, sucking, licking and rolling it. You whined against your husband's cock, wondering how you had become so lucky to experience this. They took turns trying to bring you ultimate pleasure just by playing with the swollen pearl, giggling at how hard and sensitive it was.

You whimpered as Curtis and Lloyd played with your nipples. Jolts of pleasure ran through you as they continued to suck and bite them before rubbing their hard cocks against you. 

You felt someone tap your head, bringing you out of your daze as your eyes connected with Lee’s. “Where is ya going? Ya gotta pay attention to us, not act like some dumb slut.” You whine around Ari, watching Lee’s hand move up and down his girthy cock before signalling you to help him, your hand comes up, and you use your finger and thumb to help him along. 

Bucky stood outside the window, having made his way to the North Pole to take you, only to be stopped by the sight that welcomed him. There you were, being used by everyone. The pleasure across your face caused his cock to stir in his pants, wishing he could be there to cause you to look like that. 

He watched as you were painted by their cum, streams of thick sweet-tasting cream splattered across your goddess-like body. Your mouth leaks Ari’s thick cream as he cums deep down your throat, filling you up. Bucky’s eyes widen even further when he watches you cum, two bodies flying out of you and onto the bed. 

Your body sags, and the men take action, cleaning you up and ensuring you are okay, feeding you and giving you a drink before they all snuggle against you. Steve and Jake make their way to your neck, cuddling against you. Lee and Lloyd made their way to your left breast, and their little arms wrapped around the plump flesh. Ransom and Frank make their way to the right breast, doing the same. Curtis makes his way to your soft stomach, curling into you, lying flat on his stomach as he cuddles your flesh. Johnny being the cheeky little elf he is, lifts the cute heart knickers Ari had put on you, crawling inside with his little head sticking out and using them as a blanket, feeling right at home.

Ari chuckles, shaking his head at his workers, feeling his heart warm at the fact that they accepted you, loving you as much as he does. He crawls behind you, holding your tiny form against his larger one. Ari places a kiss on the side of your head, whispering that he loves you. 

thank you for reading!

feedback and reblogs are greatly appreciated.

[palespawn]

thinking about trancing vs sleeping, and how trancing is usually the preferred form of rest for elves, but astarion particularly prefers it because when he sleeps he always has nightmares and will talk/shout in his sleep - whereas when he's trancing, he's semi-conscious/alert of his surroundings at all times & he only needs to do it for max four hours to reap the benefits of a full night's undisturbed sleep

[aipilosse]

We talk a lot about the average Tumblr denizen being unable to read. I'm seeing that verified in real time on my most recent post. What I don't think we talk about enough is that they also can't count.

[amaretta]

Kel - local Robin Hood, currently MIA 😢

The person my sorcerer Kalixti is currently looking for because he disappeared on her..

[jazzajazzjazz]

Getting massively downvoted on reddit for applauding Bioware for its diverse casts shows just how bigoted a lot of Dragon Age 'fans' are