#elle woods my love

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I want you whipped into shape!

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[formosusiniquis]

any cosmo girl would have known

“Oh she did it for sure.”

“Steve!”

“Ten bucks, Bobert, don't give me that look last time we agreed double or nothing.”

“No,” Nancy insists. “This isn't Murder, She Wrote or Scooby-Doo or Columbo-”

“You saw who did it in Columbo at the beginning,” Eddie reminds.

“I know it's an awful show.”

Robin and Steve remain in sync enough to each get a hand on his shoulder to keep him from getting on the coffee table to defend the only good cop show in existence.

“I'm only pointing out,” she rewinds the VHS taking it back the two or three minutes they'd talked over before stopping it completely, “that this is a movie, not a drama with a repeated format that Steve can pattern recognition into predicting.”

“You haven't seen it already, right?” Robin asks. “The one rule of Monthly Middle-Aged Movie Night is you have to pick a movie none of us have seen.”

“No, I haven't seen it already. If you'll all remember when I asked you each to go see it with me I got,” he points to each of them in turn. “‘Wouldn't you rather see Tomb Raider?’ from double VHS, prestige cinephile and ‘That's too much pink for me, baby, you know I have that intolerance, maybe Rob or Nance will go?’ from my emo-isn’t-a-phase husband. And ‘I'm a little busy with this new story, Steve,’ from Nancy, the only one of you with a real excuse.”

“Some feminist you are, Birdie.”

“I don't want to hear it from you. I watched two of the blandest men alive pursue Renee Zellweger while the screen writers tried to convince us she was homely because you ‘forgot’ you had band practice.”

“You said you liked it!”

“It grew on me, but sometimes you just want to see a woman in a tank top. And I won't be shamed by the same man who cried during Beauty and the Beast.”

“I went with my sweet baby Lucy Joan, you miserable hag,” Eddie says, “and they turned that hot werewolf into a boring looking man.”

“You weren't into that? Look at who-”

“Why am I getting made fun of? Can we finish the movie?”

“No, I'm not going to let this be another Sixth Sense situation,” Nancy says, holding the remote hostage, she knows no one will try to take it from her.

“Ugh don't even bring that up,” Eddie groans, “Dustin still mentions it in at least one letter a year.”

Nancy nods, prim and proper, “Exactly, so tell us right now why you think she did it, then we'll play it again.”

“Chutney, the daughter,” Steve corrects, “have you even been paying attention? Her hair's permed.”

“And press play,” Eddie shouts.

“No,” Robin smacks his hands as he makes his ballsy play to reach around her for the remote. “Show your work, Dingus, even I didn't follow that one.”

“I don't always like the movies everyone else picks but I at least watch them. Her hair is permed, she said she was in the shower. She would have had to have been washing her hair if she didn't hear the gunshot and she has a perm.”

“You can wash your hair with a perm,” Nancy points out.

“You would know.” Eddie snarks, fingering the ends of his own hair.

“You can't wash a fresh perm, you'll fuck up the ammonium thioglycolate. Then you're out forty bucks and you've got limp hair. She killed her dad and lied about being in the shower.”

“Press play,” Eddie decrees again, leaning in close to Steve's side to purr, “it's pretty sexy when you go all hair care detective.”

His hand starts to slip below the blanket. “This is how we ended up with Lucy in the first place,” Steve reminds him, just under the sounds of the courtroom drama picking back up. It doesn’t stop Eddie’s hand from wandering until the movie’s climax starts getting closer, and Eddie’s attention is captured just like Robin’s and Nancy’s.

“Unbelievable,” Robin says, when Elle cites the perm salt.

“Never again,” Nancy swears, when Chutney screams her confession.

“Lucy’s been asking for a brother or sister,” Eddie flirts, as Elle reveals that any good Cosmo girl could have solved it.

No more movies with mysteries or twist endings for a while, they all agree, Robin can’t afford to keep betting against Steve.

[ilatians]

life tip for the homies

every time i get dressed in the morning i ask myself “would elle woods (girlboss) or klavier gavin (manwhore) be seen wearing this?” and if the answer is no i find something else

[hooked-on-hightide]

assorted aa4 marker doodles !!

[karioke13]

First big test and she aced it

She’s so close, she can taste it

She got a chip on her shoulder

Guess you never can tell!

From: Legally Blonde the Musical

Shoutout to @beheworthy for helping me with the gifs! 😄🫶🏼

[xxselenite]

I just re-watched Legally Blonde the musical and I cannot emphasise how underrated it is.

Everything about it is perfect - the songs, the set, the outfits, the choreography. It has all the qualities of the film and even corrects some flaws (by giving Emmett a personality or making Vivien more supportive).

Also LBB and Christian Borle's chemistry changed lives.

[intenseperpetualbrainrot]

Crowley, with tears in his eyes: Bentley, continue the song we left off on.

The Bentley: ok :)

The Bentley: THERE RIGHT THERE! LOOK AT THAT TAN WELL TENDED SKIN! LOOK AT THAT SLIGHTLY STUBBLY CHIN!

Muriel: is that the legally blonde soundtrack?

Crowley, blinking: you've been on earth seven days how do you know-

Muriel: I'm not illiterate.

Crowley: when did you get sassy?

Muriel: when you said "look into sass".

Crowley:... gay or European? it's hard to guarantee!

[backhurtyy]

no because emmett was the only one that saw who elle was, who she could be, who she had the potential to be, and he helped her become that person not by changing her but by helping her see that potential in herself, and he believed in her even when she didn’t believe in herself, and he helped her realize that she had so much more to give than people thought she did, and he shared so much of his time to help her achieve her goals, and he never helped because he wanted something from her but because he genuinely wanted to, and he encouraged her to stay true to herself, and he lifted her up and supported her and cheered her on when everyone else only wanted to tear her down, and he let her go even when he wanted her to stay because it was what she thought was best for herself, and he was so proud of her without ever trying to take credit for all the ways she grew, and he saw through all the blonde to her mind!!!

[pealeii]

elle sketches!!

[sexynetra]

I’m gonna cry watching this video for real. Kerri? Olivia? MARCIA??????? And 4 other as of yet to be announced drag queens that I am hoping include Jan and Rosé? Goona is FEEDING US WELL

[shinyhappysims]

Hello friends, an announcement! ✨

If you’re wondering why I’ve been a little radio silent recently, it’s because I’m starting law school next month! (well actually just elective courses, I don’t start the real nitty gritty stuff until August) My queue usually stays pretty stocked bc i don’t work on Sundays and Mondays and I would sit and play for like 4 hours straight on those days 💀 but I probably definitely won’t have free time like that anymore.

Don’t worry! I have a lot of posts left. I think we’re good well into May actually, because I really wanted to set up the next gen before I have to not touch this game for a while. I also have free time the rest of this month, so I can keep writing new posts until I start classes. Whenever the queue eventually runs dry I cannot promise you when I’ll be back. I'm not going to be gone for months but updates definitely won’t be daily anymore.

I will still be active on tumblr ofc, so reach out to me at anytime! Posts will be back on schedule tomorrow, and thank you all so much for the following the shenanigans of my pixel people!

-Kwanjai 🍯🩵

[menacingmetal]

little miss woods comma elle!

[callherwhore]

i just think elle and emmett are bi4bi and emmett is trans

[ilatians]

first post ?.??

[cinnamon-coffees]

elle woods walked so barbie could run

[miu2u]

Introduction ❤️

Dear internet,

Hello!

I wanted to start a blog just to blog about random things as well as keep track of my self care journey, I'll try to update it everyday in order to keep routine! I'm a lazier girl so im trying to work hard in order to have a good selfcare routine!

The way ill update the blog is like a diary entry. Ill talk about my day good things that happened as well as bad things, because not everyone is perfect. Showing transparency is going to be the goal of this blog!

Throughout the day I might post things like music, tips, and reminders (like drinking water, skincare, sunscreen reapplication, etc.)

Sincerely,

Miu ❤️

🎧: TWICE 21:29

"Even if our time Is running out I promise, I’ll keep it”