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ncuti gatwa as the doctor you will always be famous to me

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NO GIVE ME MY LITTLE GUY BACK WHO IS THIS LUGHTNIG BITCH

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jason "i wish i was outgoing like dick" todd and dick "if i perform for cameras jason wont have to" grayson is always going to have a place in my heart

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hey maybe the major post-election message should be one of hope not "don't kill yourself, it lets them win." you shouldn't kill yourself. i shouldn't be in a situation to have to tell you.

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do you think Dick's conscience sounds like bruce because

a) he's who Dick finds to be the most critical - he hates himself, and the only person that can convey that displeasure fully is the one man who kept him lonely when he was a boy and kept him angry as he grew up

b) because that's his dad, and his dad knows everything, so if he's in danger or done something bad or needs to fix something he wants his goddamn dad there, fuck whatever it takes

c) because bruce is batman, and batman is untouchable, and he can rage against batman in a way he can't against everyone else - batman has taught him to go toe to toe with superhumans and bruce is the only one that can keep up anymore, even when he's aged, even when Dick's gotten angrier

d) because Bruce is where he learnt all his favourite tricks - the running, the over-training, the taking in children, the violence, the anger, the grief - and he's the only one that knows enough of himself and of Dick to call him out on his bullshit

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SPOOKY PRIDE BOOPS BE UPON YE!!! 🏳️‍🌈🐾🏳️‍⚧️

Sleeping < making pride BOOPS

( also if I missed any let me know )

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"howd you tell the difference between weasley twins" fred is gay george is straight

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book crowley is a sub show crowley is a power bottom. debate

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"aziraphale knew heaven was bad he got nearly killed by them-"

NO HE RECEIVED NO VERSION OF THE STORY ACTUALLY. He knows Crowley-as-Aziraphale was threatened with demon fire because he-as-Crowley was threatened with holy water but he has no clue his final sendoff was going to be Gabriel telling him to shut up and die. Because Crowley wouldn't have told him, would've assumed Hell was much the same if not worse because they're hell. because they've both been subject to intense propaganda for heaven as angels and honestly? being a demon doesn't change this for Crowley.

also he loves heaven. they're the GOOD GUYS. he loves them and they're flawed and he knows this because Crowley is good and Crowley was cast out but THEY'RE THE GOOD GUYS and he loves them. and he Forgives them. thank you for your time

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if I had a penny for every time I watched a Gaiman season 1 immediately before marketing for season 2 ramped up I'd have two pennies. Which isn't a lot, but it's very weird that it's happened twice

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good omens is not a gay love story good omens is a story about how the innate purpose of all creation is to be kind, and people are fucking it up, and it's about how people in power are not inherently good solely because they say they are, BUT IF DAVID TENNANT AND MICHAEL SHEEN DON'T SNOG AGAIN me and Michael Sheen are both going to riot

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My s3 predictions (gomens)

- Either Bee and Gabe show up or Crowley becomes Grand Duke of Hell. I'm more into the Bee and Gabe showing up idea but hey if it doesn't happen Crowley will a hundred percent be grand duke.

REASONING: we know Gabe and Bee having been there are essential to season three because they were added to the show with the view to season three, so either you want the vacancy of the position or you want the presence of the character.

- Anathema returning

REASONING: I'm bi and I'd really like it but n.gaiman hates women so... Also I'd really like this guy who's very Newt-like to ask me out. (Help is welcome.) It would just make me happy.

- Crowley being a petty bitch to Aziraphale's face and a mopey whore behind Aziraphale's back.

REASONING: have you met her.

- Jesus H Christ having unresolved sexual tension with a man or at least a male presenting person shaped thing.

REASONING: it's my gay show. I mean his priests like to shag children so men is very much arguably better.

- A cameo from someone on the crew. They'll pop up. This could range from Neil Gaiman himself (like god but shit (I've already got two cults I'm not making a third)) to like rando #3 and I will LAP THAT SHIT UP

REASONING: budget cuts do be like that.

- Aziraphale eating, Crowley watching.

REASONING: The ox ribs scene did not full on sprint a marathon for nothing to be eaten again.

- a sweet kiss

REASONING: otherwise Neil Gaiman will be homophobic, Michael Sheen will be homoerotic and David Tennant... Well actually I'm not sure David Tennant knows where he is so he probs won't know if he's snogged Michael Sheen again except in spirit.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

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lady Jane grey is Crowley coded. I can defend this. I will not because it's so true.

(to the Americans if you don't understand do you deserve to (ask and you shall receive but I'm feeling lazy rn))

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thinking about her and that's apparently more widespread as a Roman empire than previously thought.

but like when I was little it was (boiled to basics) a queen being executed. It was something about her being brought to her knees, falling from power to such an extent that she's being executed. It's something about the rich being slaughtered in finery - she's getting positively coaxed onto the chopping block. She's kneeling on velvet, for god's sake, but the end result will be the same. When I grew up a little, I began to think of her less as a queen and more as a lamb to slaughter. You learn to pity her, I think, but it doesn't matter.

Because the end result is the same.

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Top ten relationships I want to see (more of) in season 3:

10. AH I DID THIS LIST 1 TO 10 BUT THE BENTLEY AND ANYTHING. I LOVE WHEN THE BENTLEY MOVES BREATHES LIVES SPEAKS. Who's the real God, the Bentley or The Real God because I'd wager the Bentley.

9. Muriel and Aziraphale. A less wanted one than others, but still up there. It's very indulgent from Aziraphale and awestruck from Muriel.

8. Crowley and plants. Grow better is such a quote. Let Az give him a plant please Mr Gaiman.

7. Crowley and children. Not a high priority more because I think I can get scraps regardless. But he's so sweet with them and it's very cute.

6. Bee and Gabriel. They're sweet together but also Gabriel's grim and Bee is lovely. But also they're sweet together.

5. Aziraphale and Michael. CALL ME CRAZY but I don't want a ❤️😍🤗 relationship I want to see them interact. They give high society talk - "Well, if it would trouble you so much, I know you don't have as much power as you once did," - double edged compliments.

4. Aziraphale and Uriel. ONCE MORE CALL ME INSANE. Their relationship reads to me like a coworker you get on with slightly. They exchange several wide eye glances like "get a load of this guy" about EVERYONE.

3. God and everyone. Let Her be like what the fuck is going on with these randos? What do you mean they're worshipping me? I make humans over 6 milennia ago and they're still thinking bout me? Obsessed behaviour idk

2. Muriel and Crowley. This makes sense, you might think, hmm is Aziracrow next? No. No it is not.

1. Anathema and Crowley. I don't care how it's done. Let me have my lesbian witch bitch squad or I'm calling homophobia on everyone involved in this project.

BONUS: The Metatron and not being a twat.

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So. This is my first post on here ever. I am a class A lurker. This may have already been covered but through all the gomens posts I've consumed I haven't seen anything about the red shoes on the coffee shop door. They could just be there as a symbol of The Red Shoe Movement, which is about women's empowerment.

However, there's also The Red Shoes (1845), a fairy tale from Hans Christian Anderson, as well as a 1948 film by the same name. In the fairy tale, a girl is controlled by a pair of red dancing shoes (and only really gets control of her self back when she cuts off her feet...ok maybe don't read this one to the kids). Center to the film is a ballet sequence telling the story of the red shoes, given to the main dancer by a demon-like shoemaker who then controls the dancer until the hero finally gets the shoes off her.

They appear in shots (s2e1) of both women as well as, very very briefly, Crowley. The first is Maggie entering the coffee shop, then we see them with both women during the lock-in scenes. Crowley walks quickly pasts them when he enters the shop to meet Aziraphale. (ETA they are also visible when A&C leave the coffee shop) We don't really see them again until Nina opens the coffee shop when the Metatron is standing in line.

Is this a *Clue* pointing to Maggie and/or Nina being controlled by the Metatrash? Or that the overall narrative is tampered with and being controlled?

I haven't really found anything linking them to anything else in GO, but it still seems a bit on the nose that they are hanging on the coffeeshop door.

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gay people being homophobic tickles me. not like onwards other sexualities but like

Bisexuals: pick a side!!!

fucking hysterical. With this in mind:

Crowley: ewwww lord bee, did you just touch an angel

Aziraphale, cuddling with Crowley: can't believe you Gabriel. They should cast you into hellfire for this.