#engaging in tomfoolery together....

[machinerot]

alright i couldn't find any posts showing this idle animation and needed it on my blog

[fakakta-art]

The devil may wear Prada but the demon wears whatever the hell this is

[nunalastor]

The idea of Alastor specifically going after people abusing their power when he was alive is so delicious. On one hand, it's weirdly fitting based on a ton of little things we know about him. His name means Avenger. He's protective of women. He hates being looked down upon and generally seems to treat the souls he has under him better than, say, the Vees.

On the other, he himself is in a position of power in Hell, has abused that power in some cases. Did decades in Hell under the constant pressure to survive and thrive push him to that point? Does he just not see that he's becoming the very thing he swore to destroy?

Imagining a Guy who had...suspicions, descending to Hell to find Alastor because he knows that despite his less than savory methods, the man had a heart, he was sweet in his own way, he didn't deserve to be locked up with fire and brimstone as his company for all of eternity. He's heard that Alastor is now involved in rehabilitating sinners and is overjoyed. After almost a century, his kind friend hasn't changed a bit.

Except he has, as Guy finds out once he approaches the hotel and sees Al for the first time since the 1930s. The shadows and stench of blood seem to cling to him. His mouth, which in life seemed to naturally fall into a small grin, is now stretched into a grimacing, vicious smile. He obviously has not been sleeping, he looks...tired.

Most of all, it's the eyes. He greets Guy like they'd never been separated, but the detectivr can't miss how his gaze flits about, anywhere but on him. He looks like a deer in the headlights.

For a few days of just watching Alastor, Guy is scared that his friend has bee buried under decades of being the Radio Demon. But then he sees things. Alastor letting Niffty climb on him. Entertaining Charlie's requests, even goading her on sometimes to engage in some mild tomfoolery. Gazing at the hotel's residents together from a distance with an unreadable, placid smile.

Guy finally makes a decision. He won't give up on bringing Alastor to Heaven. But first -he needs to bring Alastor back to himself, to get him out of the many, many walls he's built around himself. And surely a friend who knew better than anyone else of his dirty deeds in life could help with that.

Thus the hotel welcomes its third angelic staff member.

👀

[valeffelees]

alternate universe wherein after his childhood sweetheart unexpectedly calls off their engagement simon manages to summon the literal god of time and they romcom it up together. like, i'm picturing something to the tune of: the only thing simon has left of his mother is an old salisbury family heirloom. this really old pocket watch that's been passed down from oldest child to oldest child for generations. but what nobody knew was that the watch was a gift from the god of time himself, along with the promise that so long as they are a salisbury by blood, he will come to the keeper whenever he is called. and simon is holding the watch in his hands when he says something like, "i wish you were here", speaking of course to his mother but, y'kno, magical promises don't really care about semantics, so suddenly the god of time is just in his bedroom looking all cool and steampunk and shit. and baz time-god pitch could not be more inconvenienced by this turn of events if he tried. being summoned to some tiny ass flat in the middle of east london was not on his tuesday night to-do list. but after bickering for a while he eventually agrees to help simon fix things with agatha by taking him back in time to see where things went wrong, and it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that simon is the spitting image of the man baz first gifted the pocket watch to all those years ago, who he happened to be sickeningly in love with. n e way, cue a series of shenanigans and hijinks and general trope-y tomfoolery as they spend the next few weeks jumping through time together to various pivitol moments in simon and agatha's relationship, during which simon realises he and agatha weren't actually that happy together and he's been having more fun mucking about with baz lately than he's had with agatha in years. and then they prolly kiss or something

[ifwebefriends]

I love goofy-ass ships. I love ships where it’s two absolute goofballs, just two absolute honky honk buffoons being silly and goofy and engaging in tomfoolery together. And they also cuddle and make out.

[girl-named-matty]

Do you have any headcanons for Professor Sharp, including his boggart? Sorry about spamming your asks.

No need to apologize! I love the asks ❤️

Random Professor Sharp headcanons by me!

Ah yes, Aesop Sharp 

Dude was definitely in Slytherin without a doubt. 

He’s probably a half-blood or a pureblood.

He is TALL. I imagine if he had any siblings they would be pretty tall too. 

He did not want to become a professor at first. He had no interest in being around any kid or teenager so why would he? But he was good at potions and thought that the next generation of witches and wizards needed a good teacher, so he took the position as Potions professor. 

He was a really good Auror and he loved his job, which is another reason why he took it so hard when he could no longer work as one. 

He and Solomon Sallow probably worked together at least once while they were both Aurors. 

He’s unmarried and has no kids. Although he was close to getting married once, he was engaged but then it just didn’t work out and they both parted their ways. 

Very reserved guy. He doesn’t talk much unless he has to. 

Doesn’t allow tomfoolery in his classroom. Joking around? Detention. Talking too loud while he’s giving a lecture? Detention. He already has to deal with Garreth all the time, he’s not about to let any other kid disrupt the classroom as well. 

There was a Dueling club similar to Crossed Wands dueling club back when Aesop was in school and he attended it regularly. He was actually pretty good at it. 

Out of all the professors, he probably talks to Professor Black the most, but he often has conversations with Professor Weasley, Professor Kogowa, and Professor Ronen. 

He had a hard enough time dealing with Garreth’s older brothers when they were at school and so when Garreth showed up and was ten times worse, he about had a heart attack. 

Had to lock his office specifically cuz Garreth would always sneak in and grab potion ingredients and blow up the classroom. 

If he played quidditch in school, he probably was a chaser or beater. 

Hates when people bring up the injury to his leg and the fact that he has a limp. Although he won’t get mad when his students ask why.

After years of working as a Professor, he did soften up a bit and he actually grew pretty fond of his students even if they made him want to yank his hair out 24/7 with how much of a handful they could be. 

That being said, since your fears change with the new experiences you have. I’d honestly say that Sharp’s boggart would probably have to do with losing one of his students. As stressful as they are, he cares a lot about them and their safety which is another reason why he gets mad at Garreth a lot.

He won’t admit it but he’s dreading the day Garreth graduates school because he knows his job will get boring again until the next chaotic Weasley joins in. 

Knows Sebastian and Ominis surprisingly well. He’s not too fond of the other slytherin students but he liked Sebastian and Ominis because although Sebastian is a troublemaker, they’re both intelligent and he doesn’t feel like he’s having to explain things 100 times over while talking to them. 

That and he pities Ominis sometimes for always failing tests. He’s definitely tried to personally tutor him in hopes to help him in potions. 

[nerdy-talks]

Obey Me! Scenario - Politely Offensive vs. Spiteful Payback

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- Scene -

Lucifer is in the middle of another rant-filled lecture, aimed at his brothers and MC

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Lucifer : I will not allow any more tomfoolery. Do I make myself clear?

Brothers : Yes >_>

Lucifer : I’ll especially be keeping an eye on you, MC.

MC : What did I do?

Lucifer : Where shall I begin? First, you assisted Mammon in paying off his most recent gambling debt despite my explicit instructions not to intervene. Then, you allowed Leviathan to use your Akuzon account to procure more nonsensical anime products after I banned him from using his own account.

Levi : Nonsensical?!

Lucifer : *continues* I ordered you to stop allowing Belphegor to copy your notes, yet you continue to do so while he chooses to repeatedly skip class and sleep. You insist on providing snacks for Beel, which leaves unnecessary crumbs and garbage behind for me to clean up.

Beel : *slowly picks up a discarded candy bar wrapper from the floor and sticks it back in his pocket while discreetly popping the sweet treat into his mouth*

Lucifer : You helped Satan sneak yet another cat into the House of Lamentation. You encouraged Asmodeus to post those ridiculous pictures from last week’s party not only to Devilgram, but to RAD’s bulletin board as well, resulting in us getting inundated with nonstop fanmail ever since.

Asmo : It’s not my fault that everyone adores me~

Lucifer : And to make matters even worse, you have been distracting Diavolo from his duties by spending an unnecessary amount of time at the Demon Lord’s castle.

MC : If you’ll allow me, I can explain.

Lucifer : *crosses arms* Go on.

MC : Mammon was actually making an honest attempt to pay off his debt. He just couldn’t come up with all of the money on his own in such a short amount of time, so I helped him… only a little bit, though.

Mammon : Damn right!

MC : I also collect anime items, so everything Levi bought was for the both of us to enjoy together.

Levi : You'll always be my BFF, MC!

MC : I don’t mind sharing my notes with Belphie since getting a proper amount of sleep is important. And I only keep snacks on me for when Beel is feeling unbearably hungry.

Beelzebub and Belphegor : Thanks MC

MC : Asmo’s pictures captured the highlights of our celebration perfectly, so I thought it would be nice to share them with everyone.

Asmo : You’re always so thoughtful, hon <3

MC : Cats are exceptionally clean creatures and also keep pests away, which makes it beneficial to have them around.

Satan : Spoken like a true cat lover.

MC : And I only visit Lord Diavolo when he invites me over. So I’m not interrupting his work or overstaying my welcome.

Lucifer : None of this is up for debate, MC. I will not accept any excuses nor tolerate any further shenanigans.

MC : It’s not an excu-

Lucifer : When I say no, it’s final. If you choose to defy me, there will be harsh consequences.

MC : ...

Lucifer : …

MC : If you don’t mind, I think it would be best if you could kindly relocate and engage in solo sexual intercourse now.

Brothers : o.o”

Lucifer : What exactly are you implying, MC? Elaborate. Now.

MC : It’s actually quite simple, Lucifer. I’m politely telling you to go fuck yourself.

Lucifer : ….

Brothers : Uh-oh... you should run now while you ca-

Lucifer : MC.

MC : Please and thank you •◡•

~ Later ~

*at the dinner table*

Solomon : I’m very happy you invited me over for dinner, Lucifer! And I owe a special thanks to you, MC. It’s so kind of you to try my newest recipe.

Lucifer : *smirking* Yes, kind indeed. Well, MC? How is it? Mustn’t keep our guest waiting.

MC : *begins to cry while choking back the urge to vomit*

Solomon : MC? Is something wrong?

MC : Nope... nothing…. It’s just…. So good… I… I can’t handle it…

Brothers : *pitying MC in silence*

Solomon : Ah, I’m glad you like it so much! In that case, I’ll have to cook for you more often!

MC : *collapses onto the floor while gagging and quietly cursing Lucifer under their breath*

Brothers : Ŏ⌓Ŏ

Lucifer : 눈‿눈

Solomon : ˶ᵔ ᴗ ᵔ˶

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Lesson : Never insult or challenge Lucifer lol

[lurkingshan]

10 Characters and 10 Fandoms

Rules: name 10 of your favourite characters from 10 different fandoms, then tag 10 people to do the same. Tagged by @negrowhat.

Thanks for the tag, Eboni! I decided to 1) keep this to Asian drama characters only because that is the focus of this blog and also the list gets way too long if include western shows too; 2) force myself to choose only one character for each show which you should know truly pained me in some instances.

So, in no particular order:

Lan Wangji - MDZS/The Untamed

If you can see my icon, this one can’t be a surprise. I’m a total sucker for an emotionally repressed but utterly loyal and devoted character, and bonus points if their communication style is so subtle that a tiny facial twitch can send me into conniptions. Lan Wangji was created in a lab for me, basically.

Kakei Shiro - Kinou nani tabeta

New favorite coming in hot! But see what I said above about emotional repression mixed with devotion? Yeah. YEAH. I am obsessed with the way this man draws mental boundaries to self-regulate his emotions and protect himself. And the moments when his depth of feeling breaks through are just *chefs kiss*. I lost my shit every time he let one of these smiles loose.

Teh - I Told Sunset About You

And now for something completely different! Teh has never repressed an emotion in his life and I love that for him. This is one of the messiest characters I have ever loved with my whole entire heart. He loves deeply and obsessively, he is passionate and mercurial in the extreme, and he is just as likely to crush you as he is to make your heart soar. In the category of emotional intensity he is unbeatable.

Yoon Sae Bom - Happiness

I LOVE THIS WOMAN. She is just as likely to patiently listen and give you devastatingly accurate life advice as she is to get frustrated and push you off a building. She’ll keep you guessing but she always has your back. She cares for children, the elderly, and gentle weirdos but she has no patience for assholes engaging in tomfoolery. And if anyone needs a good ass kicking she is always ready and willing.

Xiao Qi - Monarch Industry

Now that we’re talking about ass kicking, I would be remiss not to mention this man. An absolute king of Getting Shit Done. He is walking competence porn. He commands entire armies on his strength of character alone, and at the same time he is thoroughly kind and patient with his loved ones. His moral clarity never wavers. He is loyal to the core and if you’re one of his people he will protect you and give you so many chances to do the right thing. And if you’re in a bind you can bet he’s gonna show up at exactly the right moment to help. I want to be him when I grow up.

Lee Ik Jun - Hospital Playlist

Swoon. A talented surgeon, a loving father, a devoted friend, a patient lover, an all star vocalist, an actual comedian. What a man. #1 on the if I ever entertained the idea of marrying a man list.

Choi Yuna - Semantic Error

Still swooning over here. #1 on the if only I was into women list. She just oozes cool in every direction. She is a loyal friend but she will absolutely mock you when you deserve it. She clearly has her shit together and knows how to fix yours, too.

Choi Taek - Reply 1988

Taekie is all about the contradictions. He’s a loner genius but also a devoted friend and loving son. A total sweetheart with seemingly zero social skills who will suddenly shock you by being a bold closer when it comes to romance. A deeply wounded lost little boy but also A Man when and where it counts. PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS.

Tian - Khun Chai

He’s just so good, y’all. One of the kindest characters I have ever encountered in fiction. Truly a cinnamon roll, too good and too pure for this world. Wants nothing more from life than to stay in the country with his boyfriend and adopted children reading and writing and occasionally visiting with his fam.

Goo Se Ra - Into the Ring

Listen this woman is absolutely unhinged. Ran for office for the money. Couldn’t care less about your dumb little power struggles but will absolutely blow shit up if it helps her get ahead. All the fervor of Leslie Knope with none of the competence. I’m obsessed with her.

I am cutting myself off at 10 but I could keep going all day (Shi De, Pat, Frame, Alan, Shin Woo you are still my beloveds!!!) Tagging @troubled-mind @skamskada @lanwuxianfromlotuspier @midnight-sun16 @waitmyturtles @wen-kexing-apologist @gillianthecat @respectthepetty @chicademartinica @dangermousie if you want to play! Just ignore if you don’t. :)

[sea-owl]

pppfftt Simon and Anthony meet up once in a while amd its just a joint whining/drunk session on how their siblings are driving them insane. Then they get drunk enough that they try to compete with each other over whose siblings drives who crazier. And they both can't agree on anything because on one hand, Anthony deals with siblings who he has to share a braincell with so he's one tomfoolery-based scandal away from a heart attack. BUT Simon's siblings are smart individually and masterminds together and he slowly realizes that his siblings are a boredom away from committing an atrocious felony that could take over Mayfair (and he has a sneaking suspicion that Penelope would be leading the charge, I mean that girl has trouble not commiting a crime)

I can see it. Lady Danbury demands progress updates twice a year, so Simon drags all his siblings back to the Danbury estate. During these times, Simon takes a night off and goes to White's with Anthony, where they can rant about their siblings.

Anthony rants about what prank war Hyacinth and Gregory are currently engaged in. Colin's habit of running off to a different country whenever their mother even breathes the word marriage in his direction. Daphne, whose first season is coming up at 19, and already he's getting creepy lords old enough to be their father or grandfather asking about her. Eloise is starting to rebel. The only good ones are Francesca and Benedict, and that's only 25% of the time. Worst of all none of his siblings have any brains! (Yes they do they just share them with each other and him)

Simon wishes that's all his siblings did. He's constantly dragging them out of the woods, the brothels, the black market. On top of that, there's also Kate's competivness, and the younger two are now starting to pick up bad habits of the others. Sophie is an angel when not influenced by the others. Sadly, she enjoys the chaos the others create too much.

Then comes the bet. One too many drinks, and now Simon and Anthony have a bet going on who can handle the other's siblings better. They trade places for two weeks. The judges between them will be Lady Danbury and Violet since their siblings are little shits and can't be trusted not to screw with the score. Winner gets bragging rights and 500 pounds from the other.

[kiss-seokjin]

The Labels That Separate Us

Part 1: The Break Through

Link to Part 2

Synopsis: Jungkook was always your superior, with him being the inheritor of a major South Korean conglomerate and you being his assistant. That didn't stop you from good being friends though, even if it's behind closed doors. Too bad he's arranged to be married to another conglomerate's daughter, all the while you are head over heels in love with him.

Pairing: CEO Jungkook x Secretary reader

Word count: 3,183

Rating: 18+

Warnings: Smut, cheating au,

Smut warnings: Belly bulge, shower sex, penetration, going raw (wrap it before you tap it), rough sex, marking, grinding, fingering, groping

Wattpad Link

AO3 Link

Special thanks to playmetheclassics for being my beta reader!

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You usually weren't one to take advantage of your friendship privileges. But right now, you don't have a choice.

For context, you and Jungkook have been friends since middle school. It all started when your father, the then assistant to Jungkook's father, had you take up a summer job as Jungkook's assistant. To be fair, you didn't want the job, nor did Jungkook, seeing as he didn't want to be "managed like a child, by a child", as he put it. So you both were initially looking forward to your summer together ending. You were silly middle schoolers, easing your way into rebellion, so it sounded like a bad idea.

But in the end, considering your age, the job was more like hanging out with someone to ensure they wouldn't do anything stupid or help them with their requests. But, to everyone's surprise, it really made you both close, seeing as you both actually had a lot in common. You both were lonely children of the elite, were piss poor at math, liked anime, rock music, and the arts, and most of all, you both needed a genuine friend instead of whatever superficial "friends" wealth brought.

You knew of Jungkook's existence prior to taking up the job, seeing as your parents knew each other and that you both went to the same school, but you hadn't interacted much before that summer. Once your summer of tomfoolery was coming to a close, with the cool September breeze and changing leaves rolling around, you realized you actually liked your job and that you wanted to continue being friends with Jungkook. He felt the same way, so as the years went on, you both stayed close and celebrated your milestones together. Graduating high school, getting into business school, graduating university, and so on.

This eventually led to where you are today, a 25 year old woman who is the assistant to the heir of a major South Korean conglomerate. Considering your position, you try to remain formal on the job, pushing your friendship to the side until you're off work or if and when it's needed on the job, which isn't often.

Tonight there is a party celebrating Jungkook's engagement to the daughter of another business conglomerate, Kim Yuna. It took you by surprise, the engagement, seeing as you barely knew who this woman was. You knew you heard the name somewhere before, but you never knew there was a thing between her and Jungkook. Whenever you asked him about it, he would avoid eye contact, brush you off, and move on to another subject, a telltale sign Jungkook is hiding something.

You've only seen them together once, which was for a period of time last week, and the entire time there was awkwardness in the air, as though there was a brick wall between them. By the time you left, being asked to give the couple some "alone time", you were certain of three things. One, Jungkook and Yuna don't love each other. Two, this marriage has been arranged, most likely for financial and economic gain. And three, the uneasy jealousy and envy you felt for Yuna was because you are head over heels in love with Jungkook.

You know that Yuna probably isn't a bad person.

You know neither of them want the marriage.

You realize that you have been in denial about your feelings for Jungkook for years, but this arranged marriage has only brought them to the surface to confront you head-on.

But you will hold your tongue for now, though you may confront Jungkook later, seeing as he shut you out while struggling. You just want to hear it from his perspective, to try and understand his point of view. While he is your boss, he is also your best friend, so of course, you don't want him to struggle all alone.

But right now, you need to clean yourself up for the party. You haven't gotten the chance to shower, and seeing as you are going to be at Jungkook's mansion until the party, you don't have a choice but to take one here while you have some time. Not that you haven't done this before. Jungkook is completely fine with it and makes situations like this easier for you. Jungkook is not home and will be back later, so you will take this time alone to shower and to prepare yourself.

You enter Jungkook's private room and shut the door behind you. Heading towards the bathroom, you note the new pair of boxing gloves on Jungkook's shelf next to the framed pictures of him with his family, friends, and you. He never was very tidy. Shutting the bathroom door behind you, you quickly wipe your makeup off and hang your party outfit up in the closet before undressing, the brisk air chilling your skin.

Stepping into the shower, the tile is cold at the touch, but once you get the water running at the right temperature, you quickly warm up. You take some of Jungkook's body wash and begin to rinse yourself off, the scent reminding you of him. You can just cover up the smell with your Chanel perfume once you are done. Neither of you need cheating rumors arising tonight. There isn't a need to rush, for now, seeing as you are off duty for now and who knows when Jungkook will be back. Besides, he is pretty quick in the shower. Plus, you can probably do your hair and makeup in his bedroom if you need too, not that he would really care if you start it in the bathroom while he showered. You both are pretty chill about doing something in the bathroom as the other showers, seeing as a divider hinders the view in and out of the shower.

You stand under the water, taking in the warmth, as images of Yuna with Jungkook fill your head. The fake smiles. The awkward touches. The forced happiness. It made you sick. Neither of them deserves this. But at the same time, a part of you envies Yuna. She is getting the man you could only dream of having. While you have accepted that it is just a dream, you still want them both to be happy, and this situation is clearly far from that. You bite at your lip at the thought of them together, miserable as can be.

"YN?" a voice calls out, snapping you out of your thoughts. Jungkook.

"Yeah?" you reply, a bit flustered.

"You alright?"

"Uh, yeah, I'm fine. I was just lost in thought."

"Ah, okay."

He enters the bathroom, the sound of him undoing his pants zipper echoing in the room and water hitting tile. Jungkook does his business as you ponder if you should question him now or later. You bite your lip, knowing that it is probably better for you to get it off your chest now than to wait. Right now he needs a friend.

"Jungkook..." you call out as he finishes washing his hands.

"Yeah" he replies, curious.

"You and Yuna... aren't real, are you?.. Neither of you have a say in the situation, do you? It's all a set up."

"... Yeah."

You feel the pout in his voice.

"I'm sorry," you say. "... Why don't you speak up? Why don't you at least try to resist if you truly don't want to marry her?"

"This is the only way. It is the best option for our families and our businesses. This is bigger than us."

"Who says it's the only way? Companies benefit from each other in several ways, but somehow your families turn to some old-fashioned tradition?"

"You know my family better than just about anyone. They aren't exactly very modern in their beliefs."

"So what? You are the heir, so don't you have some say and right to how things will  turn out by now?"

"Well, in a sense, yes, I do, but if I want to remain the heir, I need to go through with this. I understand you are worried and concerned as my friend, and I appreciate that, but right now, I need you to understand that as my employee, the majority of the things the both of us have worked on would have been for nothing if I don't do this. This marriage will not only greatly benefit me and my family, Yuna's family, and our companies, but it will help you too. Imagine how great of an opportunity it would be for you to work side by side with the CEO of the largest South Korean conglomerate in the world?"

"... As great as that sounds, I'm not sure I could go through with it if it means my best friend has to suffer. I couldn't have someone I care about suffer for my benefit. Morally, I just don't think I could do it."

"And I am doing this for us, Y/N. Us... Did your father ever tell you about the deal?"

"The deal? What deal?"

"You know how I said that I won't become the heir if I don't marry Yuna?"

"Yeah."

"And how I said most of what we have done would have been for nothing"

"... Yeah."

"... What if I told you I tried resisting, even going as far as to risk losing my heritage to the company... But my father threatened to not only cut me off but to fire you permanently if I didn't go through with it... And to ruin your name. So I am afraid that, morally, I cannot back down. I can't do that to you and your father."

"... I guess what our hearts desire are in opposition for once... I am willing to take a downfall for you if it means I get to see you happy. I will find a way to make it."

"... And I am willing to suffer if it means you won't lose everything you have built for yourself, with or without the help of your family. I don't want to see you suffer because of my stubbornness."

"Jungkook, I think I'd suffer either way, but I'd prefer the one where you at least are happy! Don't worry about me."

"Can't you see! I'd suffer either way too!" The sudden rise in volume catches you by surprise. "At the end of the day, I want to minimize your pain and suffering in this situation because I-!"

"I love you, Jungkook!.. Can't you see? I love you!"

The sound of water hitting tiles fills the room. Neither of you know how to react to your sudden confession. Without the running shower, the room would be completely silent.

Slowly, Jungkook steps towards the shower. He reaches his inked arm towards the divider, slowly sliding it open. You stare at him with wide eyes as he stares at your naked body in a mix of shock and awe for a moment before stepping in, black clothes getting wet. You avoid eye contact, looking down at your feet. He places his hand under your chin, gently raising your head to look at him again. Jungkook looks at you with an unreadable expression before slowly bending down, placing a gentle yet heart-felt kiss on your lips. You shut your eyes, briefly tasting the chapstick he always uses before slowly pulling away, looking at you with a sincere expression.

"Y/N, I love you too," he says.

You stare at him, mouth slightly agape, processing his words, the situation, before you pull him in, passionately kissing him. You let your hands trail his wet neck and hair as he grabs your waist, pressing you against the wall. His lips move in unison with yours, showing years of bottled-up emotions neither of you had the courage to share until now. You pry open his mouth, tongue sliding in as he grabs your ass, setting you ablaze.

He gropes your ass with both hands, suddenly grinding into you. You grind back without thinking, precum beginning to drip down your thighs. You feel his bulge grow as Junkook pulls his lips away, making you pout. The pout doesn't last for long, however as his lips trail your neck, shoulders, and chest, making you sigh. He leaves hickeys wherever he can.

Your hands roam his chest and back, sliding off his blazer, forcing him to remove his hands from you. With his help, you quickly unbutton his button shirt, sliding it onto the wet tile floor. Jungkook quickly undoes his pants and boxers, sliding them off.

It doesn't take either of you long to have your hands all over each other, with Jungkook groping your breasts as he leaves sloppy kisses all over you. You hold his back tightly, sighing with pleasure.

He suddenly removes a hand, sliding it down between your thighs and cups your pussy. He touches your clit with a finger, drawing circles around it. You moan at his touch, fire shooting through you. Jungkook inserts a digit deep into your cunt. He brings it part way out before ramming it back into you, making you gasp. He smirks at your reaction, so he does it repeatedly before adding another digit and then another. He stretches your pussy with his digits, ramming them deep into you as his large member grows and throbs for attention. You moan as he enters the  fourth digit, wondering how his cock could fit into your cunt if his digits stretch you out this much. The thought is too intriguing as he continues to ram his digits into your cunt.

"You better hide that dick of yours before it becomes too bold" you manage to say.

"Where would you suggest I put it?" Jungkook asks, smirking as he continues to ram his digits up your cunt.

"In my pussy."

"As you wish."

He slides his digits out of you, placing them in his mouth one by one to taste your juices. Jungkook then grabs your ass, hoisting you up as you wrap your arms and legs around him.

He places his cock at your entrance and, without waiting, rams himself part way in. You both moan as his massive girth stretches your walls farther than they have ever been stretched before. He pulls part way out before ramming himself deeper into you. Your pussy swells from his cock and you pull at his hair, gritting your teeth as you adjust. Once you adjust, he pulls himself part way out again and rams himself even deeper, cock ramming into your cervix, making you groan in pleasure. Despite his girth challenging your cunt, his length fits your perfectly, will his entire cock inside your bulging pussy. Jungkook looks down and sees his cock bulging through your pussy and stomach and his hip meeting your entrance, boosting his ego.

"Are you ready to be ruined?" he asks, giving his classic smirk.

"Yes," you moan out. "Ruin me."

"Good, because I won't be going easy on you."

And with that, he pulls out and rams his cock into you. He doesn't wait and is already pounding into you hard and fast. You feel your cervix being abused by his cock as the tile is rough on your back, but you don't care. His size and length are something you never knew you needed, with the big stretch of your walls adding even more pleasure. After this, you don't know if you will experience pleasure with anyone else just like this.

Jungkook gropes your ass as he pounds into you, picking up his pace and strength, abusing your tight pussy even more roughly. You reciprocate by tightening your legs around his waist. You look over at the divider, seeing the silhouette of Jungkook fucking you senseless reflect back to you. It's hot.

He lets his lips trail your neck, not letting up as he quickly pounds his girth deep into your cunt again and again. Your nails dig into his back as his balls slap against you with every thrust. The only sounds filling the room are the running water and Jungkook ramming his cock into your pussy. Your cervix already aches from Jungkook's abuse of it, but you can't get enough of it. You feel a knot building as you look Jungkook in the eyes, simultaneously seeing so many different emotions. You place your lips on his neck, sucking gently before biting slightly. Jungkook moans your name, edging you on to do it even more. Your lips trail his neck and shoulders, leaving small hickeys all over him.

The knot builds even more, so you look down and see your pussy swollen with his cock, which is still ramming into you. It is a beautiful sight and is more than you could have ever dreamed of. The sight of it makes your knot snap.

"Ahh, I'm cumming!" you scream.

You scream in pleasure and scream and moan his name again and again. Jungkook continues to fuck you through it, feeling your pussy tighten around his girth. He doesn't have much longer.

As your orgasm starts coming to an end, Jungkook starts to pound into you even harder and faster than he was before. You wonder how it is possible as your pussy feels sore after the orgasm, but it slowly becomes pleasure.

"You're taking me so well" Jungkook says as he kisses you. Another knot begins to build as rams his cock into your cervix, continuing to stretch your walls. Your walls suck on his cock so well. "Now be a good girl and let me finish."

He gropes your ass even tighter as he rams into you. You place sloppy kisses on his shoulder and neck. He suddenly shudders and rams his cock deep into your pussy, cumming a moment later. You grid him through it as his cum mixed with yours fills your pussy. Your knot snaps a moment later and you are cumming around him for the second time. You continue to grid each other, getting every last bit out, stuffing your pussy to its max.

You both are breathing hard as Jungkook rests his head in the crotch of your neck. Hormones fading, the gravity of the situation begins to dawn on you.

You just fucked the man who happens to be your friend, boss, and the love of your life.

In his shower.

Before a party celebrating his engagement to another woman.

Even though he loves you.

Jungkook seems to be having similar thoughts.

"Y/N" he says at last. "What are we?"

"... I don't know" you respond honestly. "It's just all so... complicated."

"I would be lying if I said I didn't want a future with you... A real future, not with Yuna in the picture or with things going back to how they were before or with you gone. But it seems unrealistic at the moment."

"I'll be here for you. I won't leave any time soon... I want something with you too, a future. But unfortunately, whatever happens won't be ideal for either of us."

"... If it means marrying a woman I do not love for the woman I do, then so be it."

[myrddin-wylt]

to cleanse your soul; any new DenEng tidbits?

boy do I

Arthur wanted Mathias's Christian name to be either Georg/Jørgen, Niklas/Nicolai, or Mikkel and Mathias picked Mathias partly just to spite him. he didn't actually start using the name until Harald Blue-Tooth made him like, actually genuinely convert.

Mathias's love languages are primarily physical and verbal affection. Arthur's are quality time and acts of service. this can end up causing tension because neither of these idiots knows how to communicate plainly to each other.

Mathias can be pretty intense when he lets himself be, and he's usually a much happier person when he's expressive than when he tries to act cool. Arthur, on the other hand, is repressed as all hell, nevermind that in most relationships his needs are completely opposite Mathias's; Mathias can actually get a bit needy at times, he's intense and can be honestly overwhelming, while Arthur gives little and expects little. it gets extremely frustrating for the two of them at times, especially when they're younger.

during the early middle ages, Arthur is essentially semi-nomadic as it is, and that doesn't change with the Danelaw. the problem here is that as far as Anglo-Saxon law and culture is concerned, Arthur can't actually leave his liege without permission. the result is that whenever he's ready to head to Wessex or Northumbria, he has to ask for permission to leave, not from Mathias but from whoever's king at the time. they occasionally deny his request for political reasons, which means there's a 50/50 chance of consequent Looney-Tunes, mythological trickster tomfoolery as Mathias and Arthur try to trick the king into giving him permission. the other 50 is that Mathias just decides he doesn't give a shit about the king's opinion and they just leave together.

poetic ability was extremely important in Old Norse culture, especially in leaders, so Mathias is by necessity himself a good poet. Arthur's entire family line consists of bards, and his mother especially was a prodigious warrior-poet, and he ends up with fuckin' Shakespeare in later centuries, so you can see where this is going. like if they start a flyting competition or one of them writes the other a poem, they'll get stuck on a self-feeding loop of infinite poetry. they do this in the present day too (well, not the flyting), and Mathias has books' worth of Arthur's poetry.

nsfw headcanons this time, too.

Arthur is by far the kinkier of the two regardless of time period, but his libido is frequently on the lower end of the spectrum (especially during the early middle ages) due to stress.

Mathias becomes less kinky as time goes on, but his libido stays consistently pretty high. like he's definitely not a prude, but as far as kinks go, anything that even resembles violence in bed makes him feel like, well, like he's being violent in bed. it's less of a problem at the beginning when he's younger, less sexually experienced and more ignorant and much less worried about doing long-term damage, but it gradually starts to really, really affect him. he doesn't think hurting people is fun, even if the other person asks him to do it.

I also think Arthur is relatively quiet in bed? but he is very expressive, and as a result is actually a bit shy; he'd strongly prefer his partner be unable to see his face while he's, you know, intimate and vulnerable. so his instinct there is to cover his face.

as a combination of these factors, Arthur basically has to go out of his way to be louder and more expressive than he usually would be in order for Mathias to be willing to engage in particular kinks because Mathias absolutely needs confirmation that the proceedings are enthusiastically consensual. (This will catch Francis and Duncan off guard because Arthur never moans like that with either of them.)

[robobarbie]

How's about the group gets together to do a cold read of the script? Some of the guys try taking it seriously but others *cough* xyx *cough* *cough* are determined to engage in tomfoolery.

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"Lola, my love!" Owl leans over his script, clutching his heart. "Breathe! Please, breathe!"

"Damien..." Toaster reads their line softly.

"Leave her be," Onion reads coldly. "There's nothing you can do now."

"Nothing??" Owl seethes. "I'll see your head on a spike if she dies. How's that sound?"

"S-sir, I only meant--"

Quest clears his throat and adjusts his glasses as he reads the description. "Then, just as Damien is about to lunge for his subordinate, the girl's mother enters the room and sees her daughter -- dead. Everything is still for a moment before the woman breaks the silence."

Xyx loudly flips his page over and clears his throat.

Onion's brows furrow in in confusion. "What are you--"

"Oh! Ohhhhhhhh!" Xyx howls, already producing fake tears. Toaster's clearly impressed.

"My daughter, my daughter! How could you let this happen to her!!"

"The mother rushes to her daughter's side and falls to her knees," Quest reads.

"Sh-she's not gone, uh, yet! She breathes still." Owl struggles to maintain his composure as he reads the line, earning him a glare from June.

"Yet?" Xyx gasps. "Then you must keep her here -- on this ground, in this plane, with me."

"The mother cries angrily then, and the entire room can feel her fear turn to anger," Quest continues.

Xyx hisses and leans into the script. "I should have never let her run off with any of you. Fighters -- can't even protect my precious girl."

"I'm sorry," Onion cuts in. "What is happening?"

"He's filling in for Lady," June replies nonchalantly. "Isn't he doing great?"

"Dare you speak up??" Xyx drops his page and turns to Onion. "Dare you protest my words?"

"U-uh, my lady--"

"Get him out of here. Remove his head from his body."

"WHAT--"

Owl salutes. "Right away, ma'am."

[captainderyn]

31, 40, 48, and 50 as an optional bonus from the OC asks

Thank you for the asks <3

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31. Pick one OC of yours and explain waht their tumblr blog would be like (what they reblog, layout, anything)

I'm trying to think which of my idiots would be the most tumblr-bound lol out of my current OCs. V would run a helluva shitpost blog. Like you know the Heritage Post level shitposts? That is absolutely something she would be fantastic at. But she'd constantly be night blogging: "V, why are you posting at 3:43am?" "Don't worry about it".

Era, on a completely different note, if she was given the time would have a beautifully formatted, gorgeously aesthetic blog showcasing her paintings, her painting set up, scenes around Dromund Kaas (especially the floral gardens) with everything carefully curated. Theme? Moody pastels. Photosets? Color coordinated.

40. Any fond memories linked to your characters? Feel free to share!

I have SO many fond memories linked to my characters, especially ones I've made since joining tumblr back in...*checks notes* 2016ish as I've really built myself a fantastic community of mutuals that are so supportive, have engaged me with my characters all the more, and created some truly stunning joint worlds. I'll highlight a few that I've stumbled back across while digging through tumblr (though its absolutely NOT an all encompassing list):

The entire Fictober 2019, where I wrote Moments in Time will forever be special to me; it was my first attempt at fictober and the outpouring of love and support and excitement to follow ficlets of Wulfwryn and Raenor (who were NEW) was so inspiring and as we've seen they've become some of my most written characters <3

Emeldir's Traffic Cone Jacket Saga aka the series of in game shenanigans, fics, and prompts that @greyias and I clowned about a few years ago but keep resurfacing every once in awhile :P

Co-writing fics and writing duo fics with mutuals, especially the Idan and Terrance Odessen Reunion that @lumielles and I wrote pair fics for. There's something so beautiful about writing together with friends.

The enabling you all do >:D the Dream Team of Five, Roslynd, and Rhys wouldn't exist if @tiredassmage hadn't encouraged my tomfoolery with pulling Five off the shelf and breathing new life into a character I didn't think I'd feel inspiration for again and that truly is the story with so many of my characters. They wouldn't exist without y'all! Not in the way they currently do.

48. OC who is a perfect cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure?

Its a pretty solid toss up between Raenor and Tucdela. Hmmm...nah, I'll go with Tucdela because Raenor has his super saucy side which while that DOESNT mean he isn't the most perfect, cinnamon roll, it does mean he's a little less "pure" :P

50. Give me the good ol' OC talk here. Talk about anything you want.

Terrance has been on my mind a lot lately (hence the stumbling back on the fics) and I really really need to talk more about him because not only is his and Idan's dynamic fantastic, but I actually really popped off with him when I created him. The idea of a miraluka who struggles really really hard with using the Force to "see" as he gets overwhelmed extremely easily, especially on high population planets (like Coruscant) or highly Force attuned planets (Tython, Odessen) is something I want to explore more. That, and I need to write more JediSon and JediDad because Idan really comes through and extends a kind hand to a young kid who has not been shown that. The simple things like a cup of tea, or some spare soft fabric for his eye covering. I need an excuse to go wild over Terrance lol

[mieczyhale]

@deanspillowprincess and @penguinsandpanthers are my best friends in the whole entire world, universe, dimension, every life, etc. they have been for the last 14 years and (for me, i wouldn't presume to know other people's thinking) that has never and will never change.

i met rachel right here on tumblr and through her i met colleen. they've been to my house (rachel more than once), we went on vacation together (unfortunately i was sick and miserable all week. not because of the company, that was a treasure, but bc god forbid i make sure my shoes fit comfortably before wearing them to walk through disney parks all day for multiple days) and it looks like in 2025 i'm going to get to go and visit rachel where she lives for once!!

there's no real point to this post, i started writing it over a week ago and then stopped (pretty sure i was in bed on my phone, pretty sure i was in a weird headspace. not that i don't mean what i said, but i'm not in the business of making sappy posts typically

i guess i just wanted to put it out there, into the universe or whatever. that i have had the blessing of meeting them and knowing them and i wouldn't trade that for all the money in all the worlds.

also to show that tumblr can be home to the greatest people you'll ever know. it's a silly dysfunctional site - search doesnt work right, tags dont work right, images dont always load on the app, staff makes a mess of things sometimes trying to force new useless features - but it also has memes and never-ending jokes and we make fake movies together, there are so many positive posts, we share places to donate and send positive chain asks and scream / cry / throw up over the things we love. there are absolutely bananas group efforts put towards anything we all care about, or anything we all find funny. our sense of humor is warped, we turned simple polls into something silly, something creative, something fun, and i'll never look at vanilla extract without smiling again.

it's stupid and it's the best.

your experience here is entirely determined by your own attitude and actions so make choices you can be happy with, interact with the posts you come across that you like or love, talk to the people who share your interests or headcanons, etc. approach this hellsite with an open mind, an open heart, and good faith interpretations and you can have the weirdest and best time of your life with people you'd engage in shenanigans, tomfoolery, and maybe even a heist with.

everyone deserves friends they can be in cahoots with

and tumblr gave me mine 14 years ago

god fucking bless this trash can (affectionate) of a site

[yandere--stuck]

I think we should let Reader hold Miasma just for a little laugh(the sword wants blood), let them have a little fun(they will go crazy and kill their party), let them engage in tomfoolery(the sword is speaking and they are listening), let them-

(Ngl Enki probably wouldn't let them get Miasma lol, probably would give them that "Dont even think about it" look you give your dog when they want to eat something they shouldn't, what a kill joy 😒)/hj

Meanwhile, Ragnvaldr is all for it. Maybe you can both become the gods of ultraviolence together? He'd love nothing more than to spill blood for you, or to capture miscreants for you to take out your bloodlust on.

He'd love to kiss the spilt blood from your skin...

[latenightdislyte]

Ok another ask cuz the people I've tried asking for li ling x reader stuff haven't gotten back to me ówò

Formal date w/Li Ling to a fancy party. Prolly no dancing since the party was just to have people talk with others. But perhaps reader and ling engage in some tomfoolery >:3

Tomfoolery you say. Li Ling is the master of tomfoolery. I on the other hand, am not. This took awhile to think up, sorry if it's shorter than the rest. Tomfoolery and wrecking havoc are not my forte. Either way, I hope you enjoy!

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“Li Ling, please. Quit loosening your tie so much.” “Do I have to wear this dumb outfit? I mean look, the others get to wear their normal stuff.” I adjusted his suit for the third time tonight, straightening out any creases or wrinkles and tightening the tie a bit, back to where it’s supposed to be. “Have you noticed how it’s only the normally well dressed ones that are in their normal attire. I mean look at Tang Xuan and David. They’re both wearing suits too. They actually clean up real nice-” A hand quickly came up and cupped my face. “Don’t be ogling other guys while I’m right here. If I’m gonna be stuck in this dumb suit I want all of your attention on me. I wouldn’t be getting fancied up for just anyone.” I hummed and pulled him down a bit, brushing my nose against his affectionately. “Aw, is my man a little jealous? That’s cute, just don’t let it get outta hand.” He grabbed my waist and pulled me flush against him, rubbing his forehead on mine. “Fine.” 

I pulled away from him and we stood side to side, his arm wrapped around my waist as I rested my head on his shoulder. We stayed like this for a while, standing to the side of all the mingling, being approached every now and again by other Union Ops Chiefs. Li Ling let out a huff when we were alone again. “What’s up, Li?” “I’m just bored. I don’t even want to be here, nothing interesting is happening.” He crossed his arms in annoyance.”Oh come on. There’s only about…” I looked down at my phone. “An hour and a half left. Just hang on a little longer.”

A tap to my side brought me out of a daydream I hadn’t realized I’d drifted into. An  unknown amount of time had passed, but the party was still bustling so it probably wasn’t too long. I looked up to Li Ling, who had a mischievous smirk on his face. “Hey, wanna have some fun?” I gave him a weird look. “What do you mean? What do you have in mind?” His gaze drifted across the crowd, a thoughtful look on his face. He did a double take in a certain direction before smirking. “Why don’t you go over and talk to Tang Xuan for a moment, keep him distracted for me?” I raised my eyebrow, but started off in Xuan’s direction.

“Hey, Xuan. How’re you doing tonight?” He turned towards me and greeted me energetically. “I’m good. How are you? Where’s your boyfriend, Li?” “He had to go to the bathroom real quick. I felt a little awkward standing over there on my own.” He swung his arm around my shoulder, giving me a side hug. “Hell yeah. You’re more than welcome to come hang out with me. I was getting a little bored myself.” I had no idea where Li Ling was at this point or what he was planning. Maybe I shouldn’t be so close to him. “So, what have you and Li Ling been up to? Been meaning to get together with him and play some games, but we’ve both been too busy lately.” “Oi, Xuan! Incoming!” A loud voice called from across the room. He turned around in confusion, releasing his hold on me.

He didn’t even get a chance to say anything when he immediately received a piece of cake to the face. Decimated cake and icing flew all over and I ducked away with a shocked gasp. My hands came up to cover my mouth as I tried not to laugh. Tang Xuan stood there blinking in surprise, trying to register what just happened. A wide playful grin grew on his face. “Oh, so you wanna play that game huh? Fine, getta load of this!” He grabbed his plate sitting next to him on the table and chucked it. Li ducked and darted over, the plate flew past him and hit David on the back of his shoulder instead. “Hey!” And just like that, a massive food fight broke out. People were shouting and laughing as a large mess was made.

I had ducked into a hall to avoid the fray, not wanting to have to take another shower today. Watching from around the corner, I smiled as everyone seemed to be having fun. “Well, what a wonderful mess this is.” I jumped as a voice came from behind me unexpectedly. Turning, I was greeted with the sight of one of the Union Commanders, Falken. I flinched back in realization. “Oh uh, hey, Commander Falken. What’s up?” He sighed and closed his eyes. “Thinking about how much of a mess this is going to be to clean up.” We both stepped in opposite directions to avoid a stray shot. Li Ling suddenly came into view covered in icing and random foods, grinning back at the crowd. “Missed me, loser!” He turned to us, stopping suddenly at the sight of Falken standing here, realizing the trouble he was about to be in.

I could hear Flaken shift next to me, most likely crossing his arms. “Oooh, Commander Falken. Enjoying your evening?” He stayed silent, an intimidating aura emanating off him. I pressed my lips together, trying not to laugh at Li Ling’s reaction. “I uh…” He looked to the side, rubbing the back of his head. “I’ll stay behind to help clean up.” Something struck him in the back of the head, splattering all over. “Hey!” He quickly turned around and darted back into the chaos. 

A sigh escaped my lips and a hand was placed on my shoulder. “I’ll exclude you from the clean up crew this time. Afterall, you have to put up with him on a daily basis. I commend your patience, by the way. It must take a lot to deal with him.”