#enjoy beetch

[theflirtmeister]

I need columsilas bed excerpt pls. Also I demand one of “knife” bc why is it just. Knife.

here.... columsilas... the boys:

“Si?” He says, voice grainy with sleep. “Are you okay? Are you hurt?” “I had a nightmare.” Silas says, voice of all but twelve. “I dreamt of the Resurrection, and I had ascended, but you were not with me.” Colum relaxes slightly at the news that Silas is not facing imminent death, but doesn’t move. “You’re not allowed to sleep in here anymore.” He says gently. “It’s against the rules.”

knife is a fic i have been, again, working on since November and i HATE IT, I have rewritten this bitch so many fucking times:

Someone starts to die wetly in the doorway of the Audio Lab. Mark thinks it might be the technician, the one he used as a shield when the other officer started shooting. He cocks his head to one side like a dog, listening to her little gasps. “Hoffman.” Peter says. “Yes?” Mark rolls his hips again as he listens to the woman choke. He’s half hard, Peter not far behind. They could get off together on the floor, Mark grinding Peter slow until he came with a moan inside his boxers.

[confessions-official]

Having OCD/instrusive thoughts is so life ruining and also very annoyingly stupid.

Me: *trying to enjoy a horror fandom, scrolling thru the tumblr tags for them, liking things and what not*

OCD/instrusive thought: YOU STUPID ASS BEETCH UNLIKE IT UNLIKE UNLIKE IT! YOU'RE GONNA UNLEASH A CURSE AND IT'LL COME FOR YOU FIRST AND THEN EVERYONE ELSE!

Me: alright alright! Jeez. You happy now?

Thought: No! It's the fact that you even looked it yet!

Me: ....It's literally just a fan art of pyramid head calm the fuck down. It's not like we did a ritual and summoned the devil himself.

Thought: ....I see no difference....

Me: *looks into the camera like I'm in the office* bruh... AGAIN IT'S FAKE! Plus we're literally agnostic and don't know the first thing about any rituals.

Thought: ....TOO BAD! HAVE THE DAY YOU DESERVE! *runs off* my job here is done, we're saved.

......

 

[zvtara-was-never-canon]

https://www.tumblr.com/im-a-hoping-beetch/726657931160043520/many-people-seem-to-get-genuinely-confused thoughts on this!

"Kataang was rushed" I, a Kataang shiper, agree. In fact this was why it took some time for the ship to grow on me. Maybe this post has potential after all!

"These moments in which Katara is clearly showing interest in Aang are totally not valid because *bullshit reason*" Aaaaand, you lost me.

"Cave Of Two Lovers was a life or death situation!" Yes, but Katara also clearly WANTED to kiss Aang, just like he wanted to kiss her - in fact, we see her get mad when he implied he did NOT want that kiss. Not to mention, even if neither of them had ever demonstrated feelings towards each other before then and had kissed solely to get out of the cave, the end of the episode showes us very clearly that they both clearly ENJOYED the kiss, so it still absolutely counts.

"The Headband had both the Kataang romantic dance and Katara pretending to be Aang's mom!" like I said in a different post, if you take Katara pretending to be his mom in a funny scene as proof of how she felt truly felt about him, you're also gonna have to take her dressing up as Sokka's HEAVILY PREGNANT WIFE as proof that she secretly wants to marry and have kids with her own sibling. Blowing a joke way out of proportion to ignore the very obvious romantic tension between Katara and Aang is ridiculous.

Zutarians LOVE making the weirdest, most obviously bad faith claims ever, then complain that they are called bitter people that will say literally ANYTHING to pretend the canon pairings were way worse than they actually were. Just say "I don't like this ship, and prefer Zutara", it's fine!

[cryinglittlepeople]

"anyone got any thoughts? any thoughts today?"

I SURE AS HELL DO!

asjadhjksahdkjsa Shizuka I wanna hug her so bad! She wanted to keep Kira safe but mental illness is a beetch.

Also, I have so many thoughts about Ichigo and Aizen. Btw, Aizen is my favorite. Just them talking about stuff like seeing the Soul King and turning deicide into a group project or even little things like taste in music. I think Ichigo listens to a lot of old rock so that he could get a feel for how English sounds so sometimes you'll hear him humming a bit of ACDC or Ozzy Osbourne or other things. It'd be an inside joke between the two of them for Aizen to guess what song Ichigo is humming or at least the band who made it.

Also feel like Aizen has one specific tea flavor he despises and would rather compliment Central 46 than drink that tea.

Ichigo has PTSD. Boi had his mother's bloodied corpse on top of him and went through two wars and a Tsukishima as a teen! HE WAS A CHILD SOLDIER!!!!!

Also, I feel like Hollow Zangetsu is more representative of Ichigo's id and ego and as he's trusted Zangetsu more over the years, if his PTSD is getting real bad, he'll let Zangetsu take over for a bit to just take time to collect himself in his Inner World.

I'm about as normal about Ichigo and Aizen as you are about Kira.

Shizuka could use a hug, I'm sure.

And aah these are lovely thoughts!! I very much agree that ichigo has PTSD, for sure. He's only 15 years old for majority of the story, man. He should have been enjoying fortnite and coca cola, not be fighting with swords.

[rookfang]

🌟 ― i love how you portray your muse(s) 🎀 ― i love your aesthetic / graphics 💯 ― your headcanon posts are always on point ✨ ― i love the way you write 💫 ― i enjoy writing with you 😊 ― i enjoy talking to you 💖 ― you seem like a genuinely nice person ☀️ ― your posts always bring me joy ❤️ ― you're one of my favorite blogs and SEND

*  ―  𝑺𝑴𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑺𝒀𝑴𝑩𝑶𝑳𝑺 𝑶𝑭 𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑫𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑺.

SAVVVY augh im so happy to have met u through RP, i love the way your brain works and what you write. ur one of MY faves, beetch

[shmooooo]

reading those screenshots felt like overhearing stuck up beetches who got everything fed through a silver spoon, gossip abt how not everyone is kissing their crusty ass feet like they're the hottest topic of all. they probably sell their feet pics in their mom's basement and consumers hand their money out of spite. their front cams opens to their unfiltered face where they have a butthole as mouths bc only shit comes out of it

they're saying how members' opinions aren't that important as if theirs are not considered the softest toilet paper i'd choose to wipe my 🍑 with. what consumers rights do they think they have other than getting albums and merch? i hope all their fancalls get rejected or lightning strikes their wifi 5 seconds before they start

they felt entitled to someone else's fate? what are they puppeteers? what i'm sure of is this whole fiasco of them is a whole skit i will not pay for but will enjoy their downfall

-⭐

Karma will come for them and I'll be there to watch

[uvienova]

Its Musical Week for my beetches so no can do for posts, but heres my skin ideas curtesy of Hunbloom’s Picrew

[bullets]

posting this 4 @suicidealley

[san-shui]

Freeze! ✧ ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ You’re under arrest for being so lovely. Copy this message to 10 other blogs that you think are beautiful and deserve it. Keep the game going and make others feel beautiful!

BEETCH, OLD CROW, BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER, YOU’RE BLOODY AMAZING AND FUNNY AND SWEET AND KIND AND TALENTED AND WONDERFUL AND LOVELY AND I GREATLY ENJOY YOUR COMPANY AND YOU DESERVE HAPPINESS AND LOVE

BITCH U DID NOT JUST SEND THIS BACK TO ME. THAT’S TOO MUCH AFFECTION WHYYYYYYY?????

But ummmmm thank you my lil demon (can i call u that?)! You are also fucking amazing and deserve all the good in the world! I value your company so fucking much and wouldn’t trade it for the world! Also-

Please get some sleep. Luv you!

[ins0mnia-an0nym0us-au]

my ghost of tsushima experience so far [final] -

why does act 3 just decide to hurt you like that? it’s rude & i’m suing

ryuzo... my sword boyfriend... it’s too late T_T

was i supposed to not want norio to burn all those mongols alive - i’m just CHECKING because i wasn’t all that mad about it

so i get masako’s sister was married to an abusive bastard but like... y u kill the kids? the little sympathy i have for u dies as soon as i remember the kids u killed

i really enjoyed how sensei ishikawa’s tale ended. he really needed to just let that shit go

ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵏᶦˡˡᵉᵈ ᵐʸ ʰᵒʳˢᵉ ...

who just writes down the recipe for deadly poison & doesn’t keep it in a safe place??? - oh i know. JIN MOTHERFUCKING SAKAI EVERYONE

jin: we don’t have to lose anyone if we just poison them uncle: iT'S NoT SaMuRaI

jin: what if we- uncle: It's nOt sAmUrAi

jin: but wh- uncle: iT'S NoT SaMuRaI

yuna is the best girl taka was best boy

btw did anyone else lol at how much of a little BEETCH the khan was???

the scenery when you duel your uncle at the end is just - perfect?

they change you into black clothes vs his white

the white petals vs the red leaves - which is shaped very much so like yin & yang

the music during the battle was gorgeous (LINK)

the choice you are given at the end - brutal

i chose to honor his wishes & give him the death he wanted

well. i finished the game & got platinum. i’m moving onto Death Stranding next.

[abiteofnat]

If you’re reading this, I’m coming back to Chicago, beetch

The non-existent rumors are true. After a brief 10-month exit from the city to soak up the fresh air and social distance-friendly suburbs, I am now returning to Chicago as a single, slightly more anxious version of myself. While I’m still trying to kick some of the anxiety and OCD that COVID-19 pushed from “lifelong tagalongs” to “all-controlling demons”, I feel 97% ready to be back where I feel most myself, and cannot wait to welcome that change. While that 3% still makes me a little uncomfy and hesitant, I’m a believer in pushing your boundaries to allow yourself to grow, and also, I am really sick of suburbs food. 

Ha! I joke. I wouldn’t move downtown simply for access to more diverse & higher quality food... or would I? All I know is while there are plenty of gems in the North Shore, I’ve eaten take out from all of them ten times over, and I did not foster my dislike of cooking out of nowhere. My parents do not enjoy cooking, my sister pretends to enjoy cooking, and I will cook if it is 5 ingredients or less. My latest speciality is a toasted bagel with butter, hummus, and EBTB seasoning. Voila. So when it comes to dinner, we are living off of a carousel of suburban favorites, and are losing steam as we are still not comfortable with dining inside (or dining inside in the city, where the fun food is). 

All of this to say, it’s exciting to imagine what life is going to be like in a few short weeks. While I’m still extra precautionary, I can’t wait to have my own space downtown, where I can enjoy coffee on my little balcony (!!!) and dream of the days friends can come squeeze into my studio safely while I lay out an entire table of sharable spreads and snacks from Ema (Charred Eggplant Spread is the best one, don’t fight me). 

So you may ask, how did you come to this decision to move to the heart of downtown out of seemingly nowhere, you hermit? 

It starts with my mom and I having a brief, simultaneous breakdown and coming to the conclusion that we would both feel comfortable doing a staycation downtown, as long as we wore masks, sanitized always, and braved the cold to eat outside. This was big for me! As a person with real OCD, not cute TV show “I have to keep my pens straight” OCD, this would be the most exposure I’d had to a lot of uncontrollable variables since the pandemic started. If you’re thinking, “you get to spend a weekend downtown in a hotel with your mom, shut up”, know that I hear you. I am unbelievably grateful that I’ve gotten this time with my parents, and that we can do a staycation. However, having anxiety comes at a cost, and that cost is blowing everything way the fuck out of proportion instead of being able to rationalize it sometimes. Let’s! Normalize! Having! This! Discussion!

So, we went downtown in early March for a two-night stay, and oh my goodness. The realization that we got to be in a different space, and do different things, and eat different food for a weekend made it feel like a legit vacation, and not like we drove 30 minutes to get there. The view from our room was of Michigan Ave, and hearing the traffic and seeing the people out and about instantly made me feel a sense of peace I wasn’t expecting. I’ve lived downtown for 6 years, but it always shocks me how much the city feels like an extension of me once I’m in it after being away. My mom and I went out for a walk (gentle yet forceful reminder to please wear a mask), then decided to grab dinner while we were out. The plan was to bring it back to the room, but there was a warm spell, and there just happened to be a table for two at Topolobampo on Clark, and suddenly we were sitting on the patio under the lights eating masa quesadillas dipped in a spicy salsa verde. It just happened!!! 

Before getting downtown, I was tentatively looking at apartments for the spring. I was looking at Lincoln Park, Old Town, maybe Lakeview, and came across a listing in the Gold Cost that caught my eye. That one was swiped out from under me within days, but I couldn’t stop thinking about the area. Then I discovered another unit that was available, and couldn’t shake it from my mind. Over mushroom tacos I discussed it with my mom, and we decided to go see it. Totally not what I had been planning for in terms of location, but why not? 

Once we polished off breakfast the next morning (Eggs Benedict with fried eggs, extra hollandaise) we headed out to see the place. Let me say I have never seen my mom fall in love with a single apartment I’ve lived in, and she was ALL. FOR. IT. Unreal reaction on her part. Once I saw the west-facing views and the incredible natural lighting, I was 100% in as well.

We spent the rest of the weekend wandering the downtown area, enjoying another dinner outside at The Gwen and my mom’s first visit to the Starbucks Reserve Roastery, which was 95% more empty than I’ve ever seen it given we went in a pandemic at 8:30PM. Shit on Starbucks all you want, but that Roastery is an incredible use of space (in non-pandemic times) and the coffee & Princi pastries are really, really good. 

When we got back home feeling refreshed and like we had actually gone on a vacation, I jumped into apartment shark mode real fast and signed as many documents as the very kind realtor could send over. One week later, whabaam, I was a Gold Coast girl. Ahem, *lady*. What better way to celebrate than going to Somerset and having the Rapini & Roasted Garlic Flatbread and Wild Mushroom Risotto? No clue. As I sat outside, yet again with my mom, I felt a wave of excitement come over me and realized, this is it. This is the sign and feeling I’ve been waiting for, telling me it’s time to move back to the city and start over. The creamy, herbacious risotto also helped solidify that. 

SO. After all of that, the news is I’m moving, and you’re probably wondering why I shared all of this on a blog about food. I meant for this post to be about everywhere I ate during my staycation, but realized quickly we ate at some very basic places - DELICIOUS, but still basic. Oops. Below are all the dishes I had and a rundown of the flavors, textures, etc., however don’t expect to find any new, revolutionary restaurants. Sorry! 

1. Topolobampo 

This Rick Bayless restaurant has been around forever, and unfortunately, you can tell by the interior. We’ve eaten here as a family a couple of times before, but never had a noteworthy experience. I can confirm that in a pinch, the patio covered in fun lights & mini piñatas, and the sharable, filling bites will do just fine. This was my first time going to a Mexican restaurant as a non-alcohol drinker, and instead of my typical mezcal margarita, I opted for a Fresh Limeaide which was refreshing and flavorful. We split the Guacamole and Chips, which if you’ve ever stopped at the Frontera in O’Hare, you know is good as fuck. It’s smooth, creamy, tangy, and topped with chopped onions and cilantro for a little crunch. It’s not the most life-changing, but it is consistently satisfying. Next, we got the Mushroom Tacos and Masa Quesadillas. The Masa Quesadillas were a fun surprise, as instead of a tortilla, the masa is what makes up the outside. They are almost like empanadas and stuffed with gooey, melty cheese, and come with a spicy salsa verde on the side. I would come back for these alone - they’re rich yet light, warm, and comforting, all the things you would want when dining outside when it’s still a little chilly. The Mushroom Tacos were quite frankly unreal, because whatever they seasoned the mushroom slices with and grilled them on made them taste unlike any mushroom I’ve had before. There was definitely some meat crossover on the grill, so don’t order those if you’re vegan, or ask them to prepare the mushroom separately. I however was LOSING MY MIND. Over mushrooms. The joys of being vegetarian! 

2. The Gwen

On a happening Saturday night in Chicago, Upstairs at The Gwen is sure to be a packed scene. Located in River North, this hotel bar/restaurant offers a somehow cozy rooftop filled with loungey couches, fire pits, and ambient lighting, even though you’re surrounded by apartments and skyscrapers and there is nothing “cozy” about River North. Every table was filled, yet since you’re outside and it’s fairy spread apart, it still felt safe. I got my new classic, a Lemonade, and we got the Burrata to start. With sourdough, roasted beets, squash, pomegranate, pistachio, & arugula, this plate was nothing short of mouth-watering. It has textures! It has flavors! It has pomegranate seeds, the TikTok must have of the moment! The bread was 10/10, the burrata was 8/10, and all of the toppings made for a very find bite of salad on their own. For my main I got the Lobster Fettucine, a beautiful bowl of “charcoal fettuccine with saffron-tomato sauce, lobster, calabrian chili butter, and basil-brioche crumbs” as listed on their website. Take any of those ingredients and it’s going to be delicious, but all of them TOGETHER? INCREDIBLE. The chunks of lobster were huge, absolutely making the dish worth its price tag, and the sauce was flavorful, unique, and unlike any sauce I’ve tasted in the last few years. It’s typical to do a squid ink pasta with seafood and tomato sauce, but the saffron added a new element I very much appreciated. 

3. The Starbucks Roastery 

I KNOW. THIS IS A TOURIST DESTINATION. All I am saying is if there’s no line, go get an iced latte with two packets of sugar in the raw. That’s all. It’s really good after something like, I don’t know, Lobster Fettucine. 

4. The Penninsula 

You cannot go wrong with hitting up The Penninsula for breakfast or brunch, especially if you are staying there and have the option to do room service. Typically we would go to Pierrot Gourmet, the cafe in the ground floor of The Penninsula, however it has been closed temporarily. If there’s one thing to order with your breakfast, it’s the smashed fingerling potatoes. Delish. 

5. Somerset 

Somerset is becoming a quick go-to of mine for an impromptu dinner downtown, given it’s in the heart of Gold Coast and is cute if you’re sitting indoors or outdoors. The food is nothing too innovative, but it is done well, which is the most important part with “cuter” restaurants that may focus on the Instagram appeal over the food sometimes. Each time I’ve gone I’ve gotten the seasonal flatbread and a pasta or risotto, usually something with mushrooms, and it’s always been plate-licking good. To drink, I got -you guessed it- a Lemonade! For dinner I went with the Wild Mushroom Risotto which was everything you could hope for in a risotto, topped with olive oil, herbs, and local parmesan. We split the Rapini & Roasted Garlic Flatbread which was as it sounds, flatbread covered in rapini, garlic, and ricotta, which added a nice crunch and had enough rapini to feel like it was replacing a boring vegetable side dish or salad. The patio vibes were wonderful, the judgemental girls in the greenhouses looked like they were having a good time, and our waiter couldn’t have been sweeter. I will be going back to try the Fontina Arancini, which I just noticed on the menu. FRICK. 

So there you have it, a very long-winded explanation of the last few weeks of my life and where you can find me on a staycation in Chicago. Hopefully once I move back to the city I’ll have endless new spots to try and won’t be basic anymore! 

Until next time, Happy Eating!

-Natalie 

[homestuck-loving]

Hey hey, I'm enjoying your blog a lot :) how about dave with a musician s/o if you dont mind?

Thank you for enjoying my blog anon dear! I hope you like your request

💿Dave with a musician s/o💿

💿This is a match made in heaven. With your hella rad musical skills and his sweet rapping/beats, the two of you can make some epic stuff

💿You guys constantly have sick jam sessions. Always bouncing new ideas off each other

💿Dave has and will keep calling you at 3am to tell you about some new mad rhymes he’s come up with

💿Serenading. each. other. While yours are more romantic and charming, Dave’s on the other hand is more of that ‘I love you beetch’ vine. But hey that's the Strider appeal

💿If you do any concerts or shows Dave will be there either in the crowd cheering you on or on the stage with you

💿If he ever gets stumped making his very ironic comics listening to your music always helps get him out that funk. You’re in his words “My super hot muse”

[thelreads]

SHUT UP POP, THIS IS AN AMAZING MOMENT, HE DESERVES ENJOYING IT, OKAY?

THIS GUY ISN’T EVEN THAT BAD, HE REMEMBERED KOICHI’S NAME, HE’LL DEFINITELY JOIN THE NO-GANG.

OH OKAY, WHAT

NO, WHAT?!

KNUCKLEDUSTER IS NOT HERE?! WHAT?! BUT- WAIT, HOW WILL KOICHI WILL EVEN BEAT UP THIS DUDE?!

ALSO HOLY SHIT HE’S GOING IN SOLO TO DEAL WITH THINGS?! DID HE FIND THE BEETCH?!

MY EXCITEMENT OVER KNUCKLEDUSTER TRUSTING KOICHI ENOUGH TO LET HIM DEAL WITH THINGS ON HIS IS BEING COUNTERBALANCED BY THE FACT THAT WE KIND NEED HIM TO DEAL WITH THIS PARTICULAR VILLAIN

OH, OKAY THEN KNUCKLEDUSTER, FUCK YOU TOO, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRUSTING HIM TO DEAL WITH THIS, BUT YOU ARE A BIT MORE REALISTIC, AND JUST TOLD HER TO CALL THE COPS

RUTHLESS AND EFFICIENT, EVEN WHEN TALKING ABOUT YOUR OWN KID.

[ninja-go-to-therapy]

Sun's gonna end up seeing MK in that onesie, isn't he? And he won't be able to enjoy it bc the only reason MK's wearing it is bc of the SPIDER BEETCH

Okay, under normal circumstances if MK was just casually wearing a monkey onesie, he would think it was the greatest thing ever, he’d be totally living for it

But seeing his son student like this is horrifying, and it saps the joy right out of the concept

[flos-timore]

Send me an “I follow you because:” // ALWAYS Accepting !

@jcmfctry sent :  //I follow you because your character headcanons make me so happy! just-- serotonin pumped directly into my brain. you're a blessing and you write good

@polaroidxcamera​ sent :  || I follow you because um??? LOVE your writing and the portrayal of your muses ( beetch Habit especially you got me lovin him and SFM in general sm ) and also yall are just neat and fun to chat with. 100/10 content thank u, always a pleasure to see your posts on my dash ||

aaAAAA??????????/ YOU GUYS/???? STOP,,,,,,,, STTOOOOOOOP, DO YOU REALIZE HOW LOVELY AND TALENTED YOU BOTH ARE?!?!? YOU BETTER 

@ jcmfctry i follow YOU because of your obvious passion??? like... you have relatively obscure/”unpopular” muses, but is it clear that you love them with all your heart and that you Enjoy writing for them???? yES??? it fills me with joy just seeing your posts,,,, and YOUR writing???? it NEVER fails to truly capture the essence of the muse. literally never. 

@ polaroidxcamera i follow yOU because?? uM??? YOU’RE INCREDIBLE?? your art is AMAZING, your dedication to your OCs is ASTOUNDING, and i just Generally can’t think of one good reason to NOT follow you????? bitch come here i’m GOING to hug you, i’m GONNA 

so long story fuckin short, im full of love, and now im going to go cry

[notstilinski]

Jenna Marbles Meme Part 1: Making My Boyfriend A Romphim (Aka Mostly Julien Quotes)

“I’m gun make you a gift.”

“It’s so boring! I don’t understand! Who says a man can’t enjoy a beautiful flowy fabric in a flowy shape? that allows you to enjoy the warm weather with freedom? who says that?!”

“Do they have lemonade here? Should I ask?” 

“This reminds me of Beauty and the Beast.”

“This is me picking one.”

“You’re pissing the dogs off by just *existing*.”

“I kind of just want to make two piece and just slap them together.”

“The best way to do this is to get your man to just lay down on this!”

“STOP! Happy anniversary.”

“To be fair, it wasn’t just a girl thing. It was, like, an everybody thing.”

“You’re, like, on thin ice with me already.”

“Gotta be careful, little lady.”

“Don’t do that.”

“Yes, beetch.”

“Whoops!”

“I’ll just try and figure out a place that seems relatively central. And hope that’s where it should go.”

“Yeah, yeah. I prefer it right.”

“Yeah. There’s no disputing it. I was stabbed.”

“I’ve never done this before. I’m new at this.”

What do you think (pronoun) would do if I just cut down the middle of this thing?”

“Do you think (pronoun) would, like, un-anniversary me today?”

“I hate it. I hate it.” 

“Nothing. It’s provocative.”

“Thick with four and a half Cs.”

“Flowy and blowy.”

“Tiddy coverage.” 

“I dunno if you noticed but the sun had literally gone down.”

“Don’t itch your face into my face.”

“No, no, no.”

“Needle in the thread gotta get you outta- AWAHAHA!”

“Don’t boop my nipple.”

“Anniversaries be like.”

“I already know the surprise. It’s your nipple.”

“Don’t burp in my face like a dog. What would you do if I burped on your head?”

“You look like you’re feeling yourself.”

“I’d be running outside. Amongst the flowers, grass and trees. Cause I am sunshine when I wear this.”

“What? Demonetized? Are we getting demonetized?”

“First day of school. Magic Mike.”

“It was picked prior to- There was a complication.”

“Yes. I feel really cool. I want to wear this to the pool, to the gym, to the YMCA.”

“Oh! Fuck it- OH! What is that?!”

“We fathered you here today… to look at me.”

“I’m gonna name him… vodka. Because he reminds me of sky blue vodka.”

“I don’t wanna be trapped in the zipper box.” 

“Give is a good strut!”