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Hey look I wrote a thing! I'm actually super proud of it!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58294132
Emeraldduo platonic-ish kink oneshot set somewhere between Philza's escape from L'Manburg and Doomsday! Hooks and suspension! Kink and disability! All-consuming love!
If you like that sort of thing, come check it out!
If you don't, keep scrolling please!
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I will not be mean to myself because of a brain glitch. I will not be mean to myself because of a brain glitch.
#ent words#this is just how i am built.#i get distracted and lose track of time and forget things.#i will not be mean to myself because i got distracted and lost track of time and forgot things.#i am just like that. no amount of willpower can change it.#i will accept the parts i cannot change.#i will forgive myself.#i will move forward.#i will not be mean to myself just because my brain glitched in the same stupid way it always fucking does.
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To be fair you can love someone AND find them annoying. I’m not even sure Q would take it as an insult if he won - more like an acknowledgement of his hard work.
Although more likely there’s someone on this list who you just really don’t like. And if that’s the case please try not to be mean spirited about it. You’re entitled to not like them, that’s your prerogative. Likewise it’s the prerogative of others to disagree.
#a few years ago - before picard season 3 - I would ha e had to think about this#but now jack is a very easy winner for me#star trek#poll#star trek poll#trekkie polls#ds9#tng#star trek the next generation#star trek deep space nine#star trek voyager#Voyager#ent#enterprise#Picard#star trek the original series#star trek picard#star trek discovery#disco#boy there are a lot of possibilities from ds9#i had to reign it in a bit#although annoying isn’t the bets word for most of them#more like villains and scoundrels#or something
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Tolkien when the trope is "Deus ex machina" and not "Deus ex natura":
#this came to me in a dream. aulë said this to yavanna referring to the ents. i'm scared.#tolkien#silmarillion#the silmarillion#the silm#lotr#jrr tolkien#lord of the rings#the hobbit#lotr meme#ents#i honestly don't like how heavy the whole “nature good machine bad” thing is on the plot#please leave my man aulë alone#if you think of it every big bad guy has something to do with aulë's field - i don't remember the word in english
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amane r u gay interrogation 4k
#orekoto interrogation que$tion$ when#... a$k to tag#milgram#kayano mikoto#mikoto kayano#mukuhara kazui#kazui mukuhara#when looking up handwriting font$ for ore i found one that genuinely $uit$ mikoto and $eeing the word$ “ ky$ ” in that ju$t $ent me#ha$ a mic up to my face Ye$ the joke . the joke i$ that op $hip$ 0909
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IN 4KAY???????
#i got this off et tonight twt page :)#an actual ent page#NOT A REPOST#if it matters to some of y’all#none of the words in my head rn are in the bible#PLEASE#please.#i#he can’t keep getting away with this#glen powell#tgm cast#critics choice awards#mine
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Archer & T'Pol having to escape being tied together in 'Shadows of P'Jem' by pressing themselves against one another, leading to Archer having to grab T'Pol's ass and ending with T'Pol falling tits first onto Archer's face is so Anime Style Horny that I just started laughing instead of getting mad like I might have otherwise - c'mon guys what're we doing here?? He even has a nosebleed.
#livetweeting#ent#star trek ent#they better not be trying to make me think these two have ANY romantic/sexual chemistry#Archer has no chemistry with anyone - a wet cardboard box has more spark than Captain John Doe#everytime Archer says 'Humans' I can hear the word 'Americans' dubbed in over it#I don't believe Archer can get it up if the national anthem isn't playing#and even then it only rises out of respect#so far T'Pol & Hoshi are the only people I like on this ship#Trip is ALWAYS yelliiiiing#Also. I /DO/ like Travis. I look forward to his two sentences an episode IF that <3#I think they should give all of Malcolm's screentime to Travis & Hoshi#I don't need to hear Malcolm speak - I'd watch a version of ent where Malcolm's lines were all muted if possible I don't LIIIKE him
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I tried to ask out Michael but he punched me in the face I don't know who I should be reporting this too but it seems like bad conduct especially since it was a work setting.... And I was wearing a Spring lock suit...
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Sometimes your babygirl is a 32yo man....
#the prettiest man ever#zhang zhehan#word of honor#shan he ling#cpop#the real Zhang Zhehan#c-ent#shl#woh#wenzhou#zzh#source: his instagram#pretty idols#Chinese entertainment#my loveeeeeeeeeee
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>3 funkel
TRANSCRIPT:
e: why does Garfield love lasaga
e: i get hes a cat and all but its human food, his weird fatass orange self should not be eating that, hes gonna fucking implode you get what i mean
e: what a cat
t: thats cool and all but can you fucking get your feet off of me
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Some Chayanne doodles as he makes a decision
...to ask for a little help
...so he can beat up the monster possessing his dad .
(hee hee hoo hoo I like how enderza turned out for such a low effort doodle)
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Dear body and brain:
If you wanted sleep, maybe you should have thought of that DURING SLEEPING HOURZS instead of being a STUBBORN PIECE OF SHIT.
It is now waking hours. We must be AWAKE. You will simply have to cope.
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Doing my best Veruca Salt impression: But I don’t WANT to spend YEARS learning a language, I want to understand goofy variety shows NOWWWWW!
#WHY DID I FALL IN LOVE WITH CELEBRITIES WHO DON’T EVEN SPEAK A GOD DAMN ROMANCE LANGUAGE?#THIS IS THE STUPIDEST WAY TO DO FANDOM ISTG#I AM LITERALLY JUST THROWING A HISSY FIT#BECAUSE I FOUND A TON OF CLIPS OF DA ZHANGWEI AND JOKER XUE BEING RIDICULOUS TOGETHER#AND I CAN ONKY UNDERSTAND ONE OUT OF EVERY TEN WORDS#to be fair if it were anyone else I would be closer to like idk 1 in 7#but I had to pick the ones who talk a mile a minute#this is just NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR WHEN I STARTED DOING FANDOM 20 YEARS AGO#cpop#c ent#fandom life#pg irl#and I know literally two other people who love these two#and one of them is my sister#that’s the whole fandom#me my sister and tdkeh#I AM IN PAIN
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who will win: the urge to write a Merle-centric genfic vs my BigHuge Fear Of Being Perceived
#ent talk#ITS BEEN A YEAR I STILL HAVENT GOTTEN AROUND TO IT#AGH.#I also want to post more art but I also gotta get over the “everything has to be polished” standard I gave myself#lays on floor with the conviction of a poet on their third glass of expensive champagne still trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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Saejima and majima are so guys that walk around the city for hours and then ask okay where are we going / idk i was following you / but i was following you
#Yakuza loveblog#their desire to hang out transcends common sense. thats my belief#i think that two guys who got separated for a long time and thought of each other daily deserve to be permanently reunited#oh i just looked it up and saejima has no karaoke songs. he songs baka mitai and machine gun kiss#thats kiryus songs. why are they the same person#kiryu and saejima will just be equally matched in strength and have the same music taste. like whats up with that#majima loves guys who can sneeze whilw hugging him and break his spine#do you think its a bit crazy that saejima has such a relationship with majima that he took like five seconds to be upset that majima died an#then was like okay whatever he deserved it. and then went on a hunt for majimas killer to find out his last words#and when kiryu heard that majima died he got mega pissed off and needed to punch something and possibly scream as loud and long as possible#at least thats how i saw the car honking scene he was punching the honk and yelling because he was fucked up over it. then he just ent home#im so fucking redundant btw i have literally said all this before. i just adore the thought of majima coming home to these two ns theyre#discussing things like. sports and. workout routines and hes like oh god theyre the same
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i yam thinking abt. my Thing
#tide of consciousness#not exactly an uncommon occurrence#but it is certainly occurring. currently#occur is. a weird word. goddamn thats a weird word#what the hell is occur. and then when you add to it ??? two r??? occurr. wait fuck currently . curr#those shits have to be related#to cur...#o cur... cur-ent...#is cur some old synonym for present. or. something. i have to look this up#ah ok. looked it up. another modern day victim of latin prevalence#currere actually means 'to run' which is wild bc both occur and currently dont at first glance have ANYTHING to do with that#ahhh i love language. why am i not biting the bullet and just getting a degree in whatever the science of language history is or whatever#hey. i should like. why dont i just act on this#also side note cur as in the insult has nothing to do with currere#well. i successfully stopped thinking abt my thing for a second thhere#and to think these tags were just supposed to be 'and by thing haha well. lets just say. my .'
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