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frankly unfair of the universe that i was not born as an eel. or perhaps a worm.
#text#i just want to live under a rock and devour small animals. i don’t want to write essays#essays i procrastinated on for 3 weeks. essays i should have finished 4 days ago.#god i wish i was a fucking slimy tube with jaws rn.
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The Slumber that Creeps to Me
Geraskefer. 7208 Words. Rated T. Jaskier pulls an extreme all-nighter (read: 60+ hours) to finish a paper he procrastinated on, and finds at the end of it that sleep does not come as easily as he’d hoped. Tags for: Sleep Deprivation, Self Destruction/Lack of Self Care, Hallucinations, Nightmares, Overstimulation, Hurt/Comfort, Whumping the Bard, very loving partners, and a happy ending. <3 AO3 link in the reblog!
As with most disasters spurned by his own cockiness, Jaskier felt as thought that all in all, the situation could have been worse.
The idea to have Geralt and Yennefer spend the spring holiday break at Oxenfurt was, in his defense, ingenious. His students weren’t around, the weather was gorgeous, they all had varying degrees of business in the city, and they could fuck each other senseless at any hour of the day. In a bed. A nice one, provided he was a legitimate professor, now. Well, visiting. Well, it was complicated. But they were his rooms, and that’s what mattered.
When Jaskier gotten the prestigious offer to write the season’s main article for the Continent’s most respected Bardic Journal, he’d just sort of figured he’d… fit it in, somewhere. He had seventeen months, which was plenty enough for him. Then he’d just work with the editors, and have a centerfold piece. It was an honor. He was excited about it! He’d meant to get to it sooner, but decided the summer before that he’d devote the winter to it. But… he’d… he’d been distracted. It wasn’t often the entire family gathered at Kaer Morhen. So, he thought, he’d do it later.
But the first few weeks after winter were, of course, spent with Geralt. And the week after that, a trip to the coast, where he’d played a festival and met up with Ciri, who was becoming an amateur critic herself. And then by pure, absolute happenstance, after 3 more weeks of travel he happened to end up at an inn that he definitely hadn’t heard Yennefer was staying at. So that more time gone. And then he’d arrived in Oxenfurt, and he’d really meant to get to work on it, but there was so much to prepare for! He wanted things to be right for them.
And then Yennefer and Geralt had actually arrived, and the idea of anything possibly being more important than their presence flew his mind.
And now, here he was. If he wanted to get it in on time (unfortunately, that wasn’t a suggestion in this case, more of an actual, terrifying requirement,) he’d need to submit it in… gods above, less than three days. 60 hours, if he was doing the math.
There was no word limit, nor a minimum. But, ever the maximalist, he knew it was going to be… long, if he was going to do it right. They’d edit it down, but it was the focal point of the journal, they’d been leading up to it for ages now. Ahh. Well. There was only one thing for it, he supposed.
“I’m working through the night on my paper!” He’d announced that morning, sitting straight up in bed, jostling his sleepy lovers. “No one bother me! I will be at the dining table until further notice!” He swung himself out of bed and made for the door.
“Pants,” his lovers chorused together.
“Right!” he'd said, and marched back into the room.
He’d pulled all-nighters in his youth. In fact, he couldn’t count the times he’d worked through the night, deposited a composition or essay on his professor’s desk with some polite conversation and maybe a wink, and then promptly fallen asleep during the lecture itself. Just a 15-minute power nap, really! Then he’d be back up and at it again, working through another night just to sleep through the weekend. He’d done it before, he could do it again.
Well, it’d been 25 years ago, but that didn’t change much, did it? He still felt spry, agile, hearty— hell, he’d spent the better part of the last twenty odd years chasing after a Witcher, and later an additional princess and mage— surely he should be in better health now!
This was completely accomplishable. Admittedly, he could have written this sooner… but he hadn’t, and here he was.
Geralt and Yennefer both set out early on different errands, leaving the bard to some peace and quiet. Relatively.
He spread his work and references out before him. 7 books, 4 pamphlets, his favorite quills, a hundred fresh pieces of parchments, his lute at his knee. “Alright,” he said aloud to his empty Oxenfurt apartment, “Just sit down and write the damn thing. Sitting part, definitely done. Writing next. Just… write.”
He stared at the page.
“No! No, no, do not be impossible about this. Just start the thing.”
The page stared back.
“Ah, blast,” he muttered, rubbing his eyes. This was fine. Just… do the awful, disgusting part of beginning, and then he’d be off. The sooner he started, the sooner he’d finish, after all! He took a breath, and put his pen to paper.
xx
Yennefer returned a few hours later, a book and small parcel in hand. Jaskier looked up to see her sweep through the room, a commanding presence, though she didn’t acknowledge him yet. A few waves of her hands and a pot of tea was put on to boil, her hair was put in a bun, and three mugs were floating down from a shelf.
“Lovely to see you too,” he smiled as Yennefer poked through the tea collection. He could practically hear her fond eye roll. She neatly plucked two from one box and looked back at him in question. “Ah… peppermint, if we’ve got it?” and she turned back to the cupboard grab it.
“Any progress?” She finally asked.
“A bit, actually!” Jaskier said cheerfully. It didn’t look like much, but he’d done half a page with almost no errors, and he’d made plenty of notes in the margins of the books he’d need later. It was better than he’d hoped it’d be going by this point, at least. He was kicking academia’s ass. Or, he would be.
The kettle whistled and Yennefer poured the tea, bobbing all three of the tea bags up and down as they steeped. He watched her lean against the counter, casual, relaxed, gorgeous, before realizing she was staring back at him. “Um! Yes, no, definitely good. Got a lot of… those words, you know, they are definitely here. Looking very sexy. The words! The writing is looking… very sexy, very curvy… letters. Sensuous words, you know.”
She raised an eyebrow. “Sensuous words.”
“Yeah, yes. Like… contemporaneous… and… iguana.”
“Iguana.” She let out a little huff of a laugh and something in Jaskier’s chest tightened and loosened in quick succession. And in a moment she was there, sliding him a large mug with the carving of a rather playful looking bear on one side, batting at a butterfly.
“Oh! My favorite. Thank you, thank you.”
“Mmm,” she said before waving a hand to cool down their tea a bit. She took a seat opposite him, scanning an eye over the table. “Think you’ll be done by tonight?”
Jaskier laughed. “Darling, I’ll be lucky to be done by tomorrow morning.”
“You’re planning to stay up all night, bard?”
“Unfortunately.” He took a sip. “Should be done by tomorrow afternoon, if I keep steady at it.”
“After tea, of course.”
“Of course.”
Yennefer stretched out a bit, kicking her feet onto Jaskier’s lap and rolling her neck. They sat there a moment, sipping, pausing, drinking in each other. There was something nice about taking a moment of stillness with someone just as frenetic as he was, someone who was usually just as itching for something to do, even if she went about it differently. The grace of choosing stillness, he thought, was not something to ignore.
Yennefer reached the end of her mug and tapped its ceramic walls lightly.
“What’s next for you?”
“I have to refresh my potion stock, so I’ll be at the market for supplies. You sure you don’t want to take a break and join?”
Rat’s ass. He fucking loved the Oxenfurt markets. “I’m afraid I can’t. Academia calls.”
“Who does it call for, exactly? What’s that I hear…” She cocked her head and listened intently. “Who is it calling for… is that… V… Val… Valdo?” Jaskier hefted her feet off of his lap in protest, and she laughed. He plucked his quill from its stopper, and went back to hovering over his paper. Introduction mostly accomplished, now he had to really lead in to his point, give some proper context. He flipped through a book beside him.
Yennefer rose smoothly from the table and went to move her mug to the sink. “When Geralt gets in, tell him I need toadflax and bluebells from him? Might as well put him to use.”
Jaskier flipped through the pages, thumbing through for a note he’d sworn he’d made ages ago, when he belatedly tried to register his mage’s words. He could have his fun, too.
“Blue…Yennefer, you want me to tell Geralt that you need blue balls from him?”
“Bells! Bells, you absolute child!” she said. “Honestly. Blue balls? Really, Jaskier?” He was giggling. “I don’t need to ask to give either of you blue balls.”
“Exactly, Yennefer, you provide that service for us anyway, free of charge!” A balled-up napkin hit him in the head and he laughed joyfully.
“I can’t stand you. I’m leaving, you’ll never see me again.”
Jaskier looked up through his grin and met her twinkling, happy eyes. “Tonight then?”
“Tonight,” she agreed, and left with a quick ruffle of his hair.
xx
“Still working?” Geralt said as greeting later in the afternoon. The desk was neater than Jaskier expected it to be this far in, only a few books open, dog eared and marked in colored ink. He’d written a page and a half since Yennefer left, and it was good, it was, but he’d need to go back and make edits later. His long empty mug of tea sat far across him.
“Mm,” he agreed, continuing to write. “Ah, Yennefer came through earlier,” giving a gesture to the waiting mug of tea on the counter. Geralt made his way over to the mug, and gave it a small igni to warm it. He smiled fondly down at the drink—what a terribly lovely sight he was. Warm here, and safe. Couldn’t it be like this always? The three of them here, comfortable and happy? No, he supposed, but gods how he wanted it.
“She’s at the market now,” Jaskier continued, “wanted me to ask you about...” He lifted his pen and squinted. “Ah, toadflax and bluebells.” He looked up at Geralt, smiling. “Blue balls,” they said together, sporting matching shit-eating grins, Geralt’s albeit much smaller. “I made the same joke myself,” Jaskier added.
Geralt snorted. “How’d she take that?”
“Oh, as well as you’d hope. We’ll never see her again, of course.” He turned back to his work, reading over the last paragraph. He could feel Geralt approach to stand behind him, and while he’d normally shoo his witcher off, he was too deep in concentration to bother.
How long was too long to linger on the progression of oral storytelling to bardship? It’s not like he could ignore it, (Geralt’s hand came to grip his shoulder, a thumb rubbing against it tenderly) as it was a crucial tenant of the argument— but there was plenty to be said for assuming the literacy and foreknowledge of the reader. (He leaned in to get a closer look at Jaskier’s page, the soft warmth of the tea in his other hand bouncing off his chest) But this was to be in a journal often referenced by first years, and he knew how much he would have loved a paper that had everything all in one—
“How’s it going?” Geralt asked softly in his ear.
Jaskier waved a hand over the mess before him. “You know. It’s fine, I’m just not sure at what point I’m lingering on points to excess.”
“Mm,” Geralt hummed understandingly. “Tell the story. Trust your gut.” He gave Jaskier a nuzzle and light kiss against his cheek before taking up the empty mug off the table and walking off further into the apartment.
“I always do!” Jaskier called back. Mm, if only this were as simple as telling a story. Well…Oh—if he spent this paragraph referencing the progression it would end up taking up more room, be a run of the mill lead-in, but if he wrote the actual history as a short story itself, now there was an idea, he could make his point and give the context. Oh, fuck, brilliant—
“Back soon,” Geralt was saying as the front door slipped shut, but the bard was too lost in his work to do more than give a small nod of his head.
The sun was falling, making a graceful bow into the horizon. Warm light spread out over the streets of Oxenfurt like the last pushes of tide, ebbing, and flowing, and sinking back into night.
“Ah, fuck,” Jaskier muttered, crossing out a spelling error with a snarl.
His shoulders ached, and his lower back was going to be the death of him. He was on page 7. All he could see was the work ahead of him, winding off ad infinitum. If he didn’t pick up the pace, he might have to go 60 hours straight—he shivered. Not ideal. He took a breath, stood up and stretched a bit, his muscles groaning in thanks. A quick bathroom break later and he was sliding back into his chair, still warm, his papers grinning up at him, sardonic.
He’d take a meal break at 10 pages, he told himself.
He stood to stretch and his head swam. Well. Plenty of reason to stay seated, he supposed.
Geralt and Yennefer returned at 12 and a half pages. He turned his head in greeting, and when he looked back he got the first real look at the table in hours—it was a disaster, crumbled pieces of parchment, empty quills, and little notes strewn everywhere. Some books propped open, the pile of parchment looking more like a mountain slope, an empty glass from when he’d chugged water hours ago.
His loves were clearly a few drinks deep as they came through the door, and completely unmarred by the woes of academia. Bastards, honestly.
“Hi, hello, hope you had a good evening, I—”
“Come to bed,” Yennefer said, suddenly right behind him. Two small but firm hands came to his shoulders, rubbing deeply.
“Ah! Oh, fuck—oh, yes, darling, right there—”
Geralt came to his other side, tipping his head up for a kiss, which he moaned into. His witcher’s tongue was soft, pleading, tempting him—his mage’s hands pushing almost painfully against his aching muscles. He wanted to cry, it was so good. It was so different than the last… however many hours it had been that he had been sitting here. Geralt pulled away, and Yennefer’s hands came to rest as well.
“So?” Geralt asked, his voice deep and velvety. “Bed?”
“I…” gods, who had he become? “I can’t. I want to, I just—”
Yennefer placed a kiss to the top of his head. “It’s fine,” she said, and he knew it was, but he hated denying them something they all wanted. “Have you eaten?”
Jaskier frowned. “Fuck. Not really.”
Geralt sighed and went to the pantry. “You’re getting a sandwich,” he grumbled.
“Ooo, Geralt, dear heart, would you heat it up? Use some of your,” he wiggled his fingers “your witchery magic?”
Geralt turned and glared. “You’re getting a sandwich.”
“He’s so mean to me,” Jaskier muttered to Yennefer, “I can’t believe he’s so mean to me.”
His mage snorted a laugh into his hair. “You’re really staying up all night, then?” She waved a hand and the curtains around the room swept shut, and his lantern began to burn steadily.
“Looks like it,” he sighed. Geralt retuned a moment later, plated warm sandwich and glass of water in hand.
“Fuck. Thank you.” He took it and took a bite, suddenly ravenous. He looked up at both of them, staring down in fond amusement. “Fank—” he swallowed his mouthful of sandwich. “Thank you both, truly. I’ll be up a bit. If you need something, call, yes?”
They rolled their eyes. “He tells us to call if we need anything,” Yennefer muttered. “Don’t get into any trouble,” she said, and with a peck on the cheek from both of them, they disappeared into the bedroom.
He looked back at his work.
Okay. 12 ½ pages in. He could do this.
x
At 15 pages, he felt ravenous again, and made a second sandwich. Not as good as Geralt’s. Geralt’s sandwiches weren’t even that good, but they were made by Geralt, which added a certain kick, a novelty he adored.
He drank another glass of water and shook his head. Back to work.
At 17 pages, sometimes the world swam before him. He gripped the edge of the table. Fuck.
He was so tired. 23 pages. He kept writing.
It was terrible. The whole paper was a mess. Nothing made sense and people were going to laugh at him. 25 pages.
He heard a sound. Was that Geralt rising for the bathroom? Was it an intruder? Light crept in through the window. 27 pages.
There was a ringing in his ear. His writing was getting increasingly larger. 27 ½ pages.
Geralt gave him a soft nuzzle to the top of his head before padding through to the kitchen. Jaskier’s heart ached. His bones ached. Writing was hard but right then it felt impossible. 27 ¾ pages.
Geralt lingered, and Jaskier felt his nose twitch. He tapped his foot impatiently, waiting for him to leave. He couldn’t have any distractions right now. He shut his eyes tight until he heard the bedroom door close once more.
Yennefer entered hours later, sweeping the curtains over with a flick of her hand. Bright light flooded the room, painting the desk in all its full, disgustingly messy glory. “Well—”
“Could you ask next time?!” Jaskier snapped. “Some of us need consistency to concentrate!”
Yennefer raised an eyebrow, and they stared at each other. Some part of him wanted to slap himself but the rest was just so irritated. Who’d she think she was, anyway?
After a moment, the mage turned and left with a flick of her hand to sweep the curtains shut again.
“Headed out,” Geralt said at 30 pages. “Contract.”
“Good,” Jaskier muttered. “I mean. Good that you’re—fuck. Whatever.”
Geralt stared. “You need rest. It’s been more than 24 hours.”
“I need to fucking finish.”
“Yen said—”
“I’m sure she did,” Jaskier muttered, driving his heels into his eyes. Gods, his eyes burned. Silence hung.
“She portaled out this morning.”
Jaskier rolled his eyes. “Great. Love that. I’m a fucking disaster, thank you for the reminder, Geralt.” He waved toward the door. “Don’t you have a contract?”
He turned back to his papers, shifting around to look for page 11, and didn’t think about how long it took before Geralt left the apartment.
His hand was shaking but he was at 34 pages. He still had so much to say. Fuck. But he was in it now.
He scarfed down some soup that was mostly broth at some point, and he’d under-salted it, but it was something. His eyes kept going blurry; traitorous things.
The bear on his mug was plotting his downfall.
38 pages and Jaskier felt like the gods themselves had gifted him with the knowledge he now bestowed onto meager commoners. He was a genius.
At 43 pages, he had stopped to lay out the entire essay on the ground, so he could see it all. The words sometimes swam before him, and he had trouble remembering what he was meant to say next. Once, he looked up, confused as to where he was. And then, at 44 pages, the guilt of snapping at his dearest loves, the weight of this behemoth paper he wasn’t even sure he could finish, and his own self-doubt crept in and seized him up, leaving him breathless and in tears for… awhile. Everything hurt. He had to keep going.
At 48 pages, he saw a griffon fly through his window, and he named it Kalvin. He turned whatever color Jaskier wanted him to turn, which was very considerate of him. Kalvin was his only friend now, and with a little convincing, might become his editor, too.
At 55 pages his chest seized, and it was hard to breathe for a moment. He closed his eyes but—no, no, couldn’t do that. If he fell asleep now, he’d never finish in time. He tried to relax, got some water, leaned against the counter. Everything was a mess.
He sat back on the floor, his work around him. Keep going.
“I don’t think there’s anything about anything that I have to be doing right now. Kalvin, you’ve… you’ve got to understand, this could be my finest work! It’s good. It’s pretty good here in… in this part, here. In that other part it’s just okay, but that’s why you come in with your big claws and you’re gonna. Rip up the bad parts. Don’t rip up the good parts. Right? Yeah. Do you think they’ve forgotten about me by now?”
He looked down. 57 pages. Took a long blink.
“Yeah,” he said softly, “That’s fair.
He had to write two extra pages so that he could skirt around referencing Valdo Marx’s work as anything other than a contradictory point. Maybe it would have been fun to use his own writing against him but he didn’t want to give the satisfaction of being referenced positively in a centerfold piece.
He lost the essay.
“Fuck—oh, gods, where did—”
He turned around, looked down. Oh, there it was.
“Thank fuck.”
The curtains were still closed and the charmed lantern was still burning, but Jaskier knew it was night by the time he reached 63 pages and Geralt came in.
Jaskier looked up from his spot kneeling on the floor. Geralt looked fine. He was a little dirty. There were some gushy bits. Probably blood. He was tired. Or just mad. Maybe he hated Jaskier.
“You’re still—?!” Geralt asked, looking at Jaskier like he’d just said a griffon named Kalvin had flown in the window earlier and now they were friends.
“I met a griffon,” Jaskier heard himself say. Geralt stared. “We’re friends now.”
“…You need to fucking sleep.”
“No.” Jaskier went back to the margin he’d devoted to drawing circles in. “Sorry ‘bout earlier.”
Geralt sighed. He might have talked but Jaskier didn’t hear, just kept writing.
“How often has that been happening?” he heard Geralt ask.
“What happening?”
“Where you fall asleep for a moment.”
“I haven’t! Fallen asleep.”
“Fuck,” Geralt said. He looked very nice, except for the goop all over him. Well. Even that wasn’t so bad, when the underneath bits were Geralt. His Geralt. Looked so warm, so strong, so able to carry him.
“Later,” Jaskier replied, and went back to his words. The familiar pop of a portal sounded in the bedroom. Their eyes lingered on the direction it came from, but Yennefer didn’t open the door. They looked at each other, and then back at the door which remained very much shut. “She’s mad.”
“Yep.”
“At me.”
“Yep.”
There was a pause. “Are you covered in blood?”
“Mmhmm.”
“Oh.”
“Not mine.”
“That,” he said pointing to the Witcher, “is good.”
“Mmm.”
“Sticky though.”
“Definitely sticky.”
Yennefer came out of the doorway, and Jaskier blinked. When he opened his eyes again she was much closer than she’d been and was in the middle of talking. Magic, he assumed.
“—yourself very lucky, bard.”
“Yeahh,” he said. “Sorry. ‘Bout… Sorry.”
She huffed and crossed her arms. There was a look in her face. Eyes? And her mouth. It was hard to name. Words were hard, when they weren’t the words he desperately needed to write.
“—for a while,” Geralt was saying. “Jaskier. How close are you to finishing.”
“Soon!” Jaskier said. “Soon! Soon. Due… 1pm tomorrow. What time is it?”
“10pm.”
“Fuck. Psshhh. I can… I can do it.” He looked up at Yennefer. “Sorry. Really. I… I’m just tired,” he admitted. “Shouldn’t have snapped. Not fair to you.”
Yennefer stood there, arms folded, emanating some emotion Jaskier had lost the concept of around page 41. Geralt walked further into the apartment, into the bedroom. Oh right. Blood armor. Ick.
He went back to writing and tried to ignore the desire to cry again, and then suddenly Yennefer’s shoes were in his line of vision.
“Let me read it,” she said.
“Oh.”
They stared at one another. She had such a pretty face. He might have been smiling. She rolled her eyes and then came to sit next to him. She quickly found the first page and began.
Halfway through it, he spilled ink on the bottom half of page 64, and wept. Yennefer gave him an attempt at a comforting pat on the back.
Yennefer had read the pages and risen; “It’s good. You need edits, but it’s somehow decent. Good. Whatever. A little… loose, toward the end, though,” made herself a cup of tea, and entered the bedroom.
Either a few moments, or 20 minutes later, Geralt emerged.
“What are you at now?”
“69 pages.”
“Nice,” Geralt said.
“Ha. Yeahhh,” Jaskier agreed.
“That’s not what I—” Geralt sighed the sigh that meant his face was going all pinch-y. “Close to the end?”
“Mmm. What is the end, really?” Geralt made a different pinch-y face. “Soon.”
“Come to bed tonight, Jaskier.”
“I’ll try,” he said. He blinked, and Geralt was gone.
There are a lot of words in an essay that are very hard to spell.
Jaskier ate the rest of a loaf of bread.
For a while, he swore he walked the streets of Oxenfurt while still warm in his professorial housing.
Kalvin’s accent changed three times and at one point he was on fire.
85 pages.
Geralt woke first, as always; There he was! That was his love. So much of his heart.
With shaking hands, Jaskier had brought himself up to sit in his chair, and sat staring down at his work. He looked up at Geralt with a lopsided grin. “I did it,” he said weakly.
“Need help putting it together?”
The tears fell so quickly he didn’t realize it was happening. “Really?”
Geralt sighed softly and knelt down, organizing the papers.
Yennefer emerged a bit later—There she was! His love, a chunk of him was hers entirely. He smiled. “Look!”
“Mmm. And now you can sleep.”
“NO!” Jaskier cried and leapt to his feet, “No, no, now… now is presenting time. To… the editors. Not Kalvin. But I turn it in… and then sleep,”
He had a sudden burst of energy, and tried to step over Geralt and the papers, but fell into the table instead, before the Witcher steadied him from below.
“Ohhhh, thank you dear. It’s time for… presentation! Mm.” He leaned into Yennefer’s warmth at his side, though she did not wrap her arms around him as he’d hoped. “Help me pick out an outfit.”
He blinked. Yennefer was in front of him now, looking at him with a frown, her hands around his waist. Geralt’s hand was against his forehead. “No! Stop that! I’m fine. I’m fine! See me! Fine. It’s action time. Let’s go!” and he marched off to the bedroom.
The floor was suddenly very close to his face.
“Did I—”
“You fell on your face.”
“Have I—”
“You’ve asked three times now, yes.”
There should have been fanfare when he turned it in, but there was only the grateful smile of Edmond, the young new assistant, a firm handshake, and a promise he’d hear back from them very soon, for a quick summarization of their initial thoughts. Or, he’d used all those words, Jaskier forgot which order they’d come in.
The three returned to the apartment, and everything happened very slowly and so quickly he found it hard to keep track. There was definitely a bath drawn for him—gods, it had been days, hadn’t it— oh, fuck, he was gross, wasn’t he—a full meal, and a celebratory drink. He’d made a few good jokes, and all he could see were Geralt and Yennefer, smiling at him. An empty glass. A bar of soap. A long quill. A messy table. A pile of books and an empty mug. They deposited him on the bed for sleep, and left together.
Jaskier lay there, waiting for sleep to take him.
It did not.
He was so tired he could cry. He did, a few times. He couldn’t think straight. All of it, everything, hurt. His body ached. He tried to soothe himself down alone, rocking himself in the hopes it would work. But nothing.
What if he could never sleep again? What if he would always be awake, forever? What if this was how he died?! Oh gods, he didn’t want to die! He still had edits to approve!
Eventually, he could feel himself getting closer. He adjusted himself, lay on his back and took deep, measured breaths, kept his eyes closed but relaxed. Okay. Okay. Sleep.
He was falling, so violently and so fast that when he jolted awake, he forgot he’d been lying on a bed in the first place.
Fuck.
He tried again. It happened sometimes, it was fine. He’d be fine.
He tried breathing deeply once more, trying to let the distant scents of Yennefer and Geralt now embedded in his pillows overtake him.
A fear so powerful it gripped his heart and twisted, whispered to him, ‘this is what dying is, you’re going to die’ and he once again jolted awake. He threw his head back against the pillow and winced; even that hurt.
Fuck. Fuck.
He kept trying. Over, and over, he’d get so close to sleep and then right at the precipice, something would yank him out of it.
Once, he saw Yennefer falling off a cliff. Another time, he saw Geralt stabbed through the chest. At some point, he saw Ciri screaming, and his hands flew out to pull her close, only to find nothing there. Sometimes it was himself falling, and sometimes it was the world below him falling instead.
He’d really done it this time. Stayed awake so long, sleep had abandoned him entirely.
It felt like twelve years before Yennefer and Geralt returned, slipping into the room quietly. He sat up in bed, startling them both.
“Please,” he said quietly, “I can’t. I don’t know why I can’t I just—I can’t. My body won’t let me, I want to but I can’t—”
“How the hell—” Yennefer started, walking over to him with a palm out to check for a curse, maybe? It didn’t matter. He wrapped her hand in his and clutched it to himself, desperate for her. She was so warm. So alive.
“Fuck,” Geralt sighed, “It’s been nearly 70 hours already, Jaskier.”
“Let me just put him down with magic,” Yennefer started, but Geralt put a hand up.
“We can’t. It’s a temporary fix. if he can’t fall asleep on his own without magic, it’ll get harder and harder for him. We need to get him to fall asleep without it.” They looked down at him. What a disgrace he must look like, how pathetic he was. He turned his face away in abject shame. He couldn’t even fall asleep right.
While he looked away, Yennefer tore her hand from his as she and Geralt discarded their clothes into heaps beside the bed, crawled beneath the covers on either side of Jaskier. They hated him. They must. How could they not?
“It’s fine, you don’t—fuck, sorry—”
Geralt shrugged. “Don’t be. I know how bad it gets. It’s different for a Witcher, but no sleep is the whole reason we met Yennefer.”
“Oh, yeah,” Jaskier said softly.
“As I recall, the solution then was to have vigorous sex on the floor.” Yennefer ran a finger along Jaskier’s chest. “Sound appealing?”
“I—yes, Yennefer, it sounds appealing.” He fidgeted, tried to focus on the feeling of Yennefer’s delicate touch. He was oversensitive enough that it felt like fire, but nothing… stirred, and each word he spoke felt like he was pulling honey from his tongue. “I don’t… much as I’d like, I’m not sure I’d be... up for it right now.” Yennefer’s head fell against the pillow and she flattened her hand, ran the palm up his chest to rest above his heart. Pressed a kiss there.
He closed his eyes and tried to breathe deeply, but they were looking at him, he could feel every inch of their gazes and it was all too much. He whined in agony. “I can’t do this. Fuck. I can’t, just put me out. We try it again tomorrow, I—”
“Jaskier. You can. Tell us what you need and we can help you,” Yennefer said, sweet but firm. And that was her, wasn’t it?
He couldn’t think. Wanted to. Wanted so much. Wanted to be asleep.
Jaskier curled up on his side, exhausted of being exhausted, when he felt Geralt slide up closer behind him. “Can I hold you?” he murmured into the bard’s shoulder. Jaskier nodded, and felt Geralt’s arm come around him and under his own arm, felt it slide up his chest and cross it protectively.
“Feel good?” Jaskier nodded, and then cracked his eyes open, met Yennefer’s, concern palpable.
He lifted one arm just slightly. “C’mere?” And she did, curled into his arms and around him, tucked her head under his, kissed the top of Geralt’s fingers. He held her close, and was held by the two in turn. Breathing, somehow, felt easier between them.
“Breathe, bard,” Yennefer urged him softly. Geralt buried his nose in Jaskier’s hair, took in a deep breath, and Jaskier tried to follow.
They breathed softly, all together, slow and safe. Soon, he was drifting into sweet oblivion.
‘You,’ Fear said, wrapped around his sternum, ‘will crumble, the moment you let go of wakefulness.’ It gripped him, and tugged him back to reality.
He jolted again. “Fuck, dammit, cock wringing—”
Yennefer pulled back to look at him worriedly. “Is that what’s been keeping you up?” she asked.
“It’s, I don’t know, something just pulls me back, I try to fight it but…”
“Mmm,” Geralt agreed. “Sleep starts. Happens sometimes.”
“The hell are sleep starts?”
“They’re… when you’re too on edge to sleep, or just haven’t in too long, brains… fizzle. Keep you awake. It’s a survival instinct—it makes you think you’ve got to stay awake to stay alive. Feels like falling? Or… a shock. Sometimes other things. Hallucinations.” Geralt pressed a kiss to the back of his head. “It’s scary. It’s meant to be. Your body thinks it’s fighting for its life.”
“I am never letting you doom yourself like this ever again,” Yennefer said, and while it was probably meant to come out angry, she just sounded worried.
Geralt hummed and agreement. “Try again, we’ve got you. We’re not letting go.” Jaskier took a breath. They had him. They had him.
Yennefer lifted a hand to Jaskier’s temple. “May I?” And he let her in, easier than breathing. She gave him Ciri laughing, wind chimes on the breeze, the soft roar of the coast. Geralt hugged him tight, ran his other hand through Jaskier’s hair, tried to keep the bard’s breathing aligned. Now, what had he ever done to earn these two?
Soon, sleep came to him again, and he could feel Yennefer ready to soothe anything that came for him in his mind, Geralt ready to defend against anything that dared hurt his resting body. The darkness crept in, and he felt peace.
Geralt was reaching for him, falling, bleeding, screaming.
“FUCK!”
“Shh,” the real Geralt hushed him. “We’ve got you.”
“Fuck, there’s got to be something else,” Yennefer groaned. “What’ve you tried so far?”
“I have tried… to fall asleep.”
Yennefer and Geralt both huffed small laughs. “No. Positions—”
“Only the good ones.”
“Meditating?” Geralt asked.
“Darling, I haven’t had a thought in my head in hours. This is meditation.”
“Drugs?” Yennefer asked.
“I will try the drugs!” Jaskier said with a drowsy cheerfulness, as Geralt replied “No drugs. No.”
“Ugh,” Jaskier groaned, and shifted to lie on his stomach. Oh. This was… better. He nestled into the pillows, and a soft contented sigh drifted from him.
“That feel better?” Geralt asked as he ran a hand up and down Jaskier’s back. “Mmm,” Jaskier replied. Yennefer’s hand joined Geralt over his chest. Oh, they were going to make him cry.
And then it was too much, too much feeling, like his brain couldn’t handle all the sensation, and he felt Yennefer come to pause, and a moment later, Geralt’s hand as well. ‘That better?’ Yennefer asked in his mind. Jaskier gave her the memory of his favorite hug with her, warm and happy as her legs wrapped around his waist, and his favorite with Geralt, crushing and firm and full of too many emotions to speak aloud.
“Could…” he said softly, “Just. Talk? Not to me. Just… to each other. Just wanna hear you.” He could almost hear their smiles, and felt as they settled in on the pillows beside him, arms and hands intertwining on his back. Yennefer’s head on his shoulder, the gentle planes of Geralt’s chest on his other side. “If you need us, Yennefer and I are here. We’ve got you. You’re safe.”
He nodded into the mattress, cool and soft below him.
“Goodnight, Jaskier.”
“G’night Yennefer.”
“Goodnight, Jaskier.”
"G’night, Geralt.”
He started to fade into oblivion, but stopped himself before he got too far. Not fear, not anxiety, a conscious stopping. Somewhere above him, Geralt was telling Yennefer about the contract from… sometime in the past few days, and Yennefer was telling her own story about some town gossip with a woman and her hens, which, it might have been a metaphor, but he’d basically forgotten what those were by now. He breathed deeply, felt their words flow through him, and when he felt brave enough, he let go, trusting they would catch him.
He could have sworn he heard wind chimes, somewhere.
x
The small amount of light filtering in through the curtains was golden when he awoke. His head both ached and felt light as a feather, his muscles screamed and cried but half of it was in relief. He gave a small stretch and yawned. “G’morning,” an amused Geralt said to him, lounging in a chair he’d brought beside the bed, reading a book. His legs were propped up on the bed beside the bard’s and Jaskier stretched to bump their toes together.
“What time…?”
“You slept 13 hours.”
“Fuck.”
“You probably need more.”
“Yeahhhh.”
“Feel alright?”
“Like a real human being,” he said. “Hungry, though.”
“Mmm.”
Yennefer slipped in the door, but, noticing Jaskier was awake, rose a hand. “May I?” she asked, voice dripping in sarcasm, gesturing to the curtains.
“You may,” Jaskier offered, covering his face with his hands. “Ohhhh, gods, how bad was I?”
“Genuinely awful,” Yennefer said, as Geralt was saying, “There’s been worse.”
“Normally I’d withhold this,” the mage said, withdrawing a small envelope from her pocket. “But, under the circumstances…” she cleared her throat.
“To one Julian Alfred Pankratz. We were extremely pleased to receive your manuscript yesterday afternoon. Our editors are will have their notes to you by the weekend, but we wanted to reach out and extend our most sincere compliments on your work. It is—oh, a flood of adjectives, I’m skipping these. Etcetera, etcetera, sucking your dick, etcetera alright, here—and meticulous in construction. We can tell,” Yennefer said, dragging out the final sentence, “you made good use of your year of writing time to complete the work.” Jaskier and Geralt by this point were holding back true howls of laughter.
“And won’t you believe it, there’s more. Ahem; we have a number of suggestions and questions already, but encourage you to get your well-deserved rest as we prepare our feedback. We are grateful to work with you, and thank you again for your stunning entry. There’s a postscript,” Yennefer added. “As a quick and personal note, we cannot have helped but notice the nature of your penmanship; we mean no offence, but would encourage you to see a doctor of the eye to fit you with some spectacles.”
“My—my penman…? What’d—” and Yennefer, who had clearly been waiting for this moment, brought out a rather crumpled piece of parchment with an ink stain at the bottom—ah, yes, the original page 64— and showed it to him. His eyes were… gods, they were aching, but he was clear minded enough now to see that each line had become at least twice it’s normal size. The lines were far from straight, dipping and bending toward the edge of the paper, the letters changed directions at random points, and a fair amount of the words were smudged so completely they were hard to make out.”
Jaskier stared in horror.
“They. Is that. Is that what it looked like? Really?”
“It’s worse than most of the ones that made it in,” Geralt said, carefully.
“Most?!”
“You drew pictures on one of them,” Yennefer said.
“Oh my god. They…they must…”
“Adore it, clearly,” Yennefer said, setting aside the paper. “It wasn’t worth the strain, and you’ve definitely firmly embarrassed yourself, but they’re either embarrassing themselves by fawning praise on you,” she said, sliding onto the bed, “Or you’re actually just… very knowledgeable and talented, even when addled by sleep deprivation.”
There was a pause, Jaskier soaking this in; it hadn’t been worth it, exactly, but it wasn’t all bad. In fact, it was quite good, and Yennefer was complimenting him outright, so, very good.
“Or both,” Geralt added.
“Definitely both,” Yennefer agreed.
Jaskier groaned. “You can’t be mean to me. You’re in my house and I am extremely tired, which means that you, by law, must kiss me and tell me nice things about myself.”
Geralt laughed, light and free, and Yennefer slunk slower down into the bed. “You get no kisses,” she said, “You get sleep and rest.” She grabbed a pillow from under her head and plopped it delicately onto Jaskier’s face.
“Boo,” Jaskier said, muffled beneath the thing. He closed his eyes. Geralt muttered something, and Yennefer gave a snort of laughter, and then there was silence.
“Are you two kissing up there?!”
More silence.
“UGH,” he groaned, and sunk into his soft, sweet mattress. Oh, beautiful mattress. How he adored it, how he adored his two loves on top of it. He listened to their kissing, soft, and sweet, and knew he’d join them soon. But it was so warm down here. Even as one of them removed the pillow, he could only bring himself to open his eyes for a moment, to see them both leaning to kiss his face gently, before returning to each other. He took a long, deep breath, and listened to them swirl around him, until all he could feel was their love and the sweet caress of his pillow.
#Geraskefer#Jaskier Whump#Soft Geralt#Soft Yennefer#The Witcher#Witcher Fic#jaskier#geralt#yennfer of vengerberg#sleep deprivation#insomnia#hurt/comfort#Witcher Whump#Butterbard's Fics
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Shooting Yourself in the Foot: Time Management Edition
So as of writing this post, I just spent the past two hours making a few new docs for all my languages and cultures that I’ve world-built. This wouldn’t be a problem, except for it taking two hours and honestly amounting to nothing more than a slightly more organized set of docs than the original one I had. I haven’t even started on the culture part; I’ve only done 2/3 of the languages.
Then I realized that everything I just did for the past two hours was pointless.
Why? you might ask. It’s very simple. All of these cultures only pertain to Burning Lies, not the rest of ToR. In fact, if you haven’t noticed from all my fun fact posts, almost all of my world building has been for BL. My other planned books, including the next one that I’m currently writing a rough draft chapter 1 for, have almost no world or plot building apart from what went into creating BL.
Once again, I’ve shot myself in the foot--this time in time management.
I’ve never been great at time management. Frankly, I should probably be studying for those two tests I have next week. (By the time this posts, I’ll have already taken them. Oh boy.) That said, if I’ve learned anything over the past 4 years of working on BL, it’s to set specific goals for yourself to achieve in a specific amount of time. I used to set a rigid chapter count goal for myself back when I was rough-drafting BL, and that was the time when I got the most consecutive work done on it. Within a month, I think I wrote 6-7 chapters. Of course, this was in the middle of the summer two-something years ago when I actually had time. I don’t have time like that anymore (thanks, college/work/other obligations).
Complaining aside, this is what I need to do again, and I promise that it does work as long as you actively work towards that goal. I only stopped because I had finished the rough draft and 1) didn’t know what to do anymore, and 2) took an extended break from writing so I could come back with fresh eyes. The first thing I should’ve done is start working on the next thing to keep my discipline. I have a very rough plot outline for my second book in ToR, but even that’s changed a lot in the past year, and I didn’t start it during all that time. The second thing I should’ve done is my research. I’ll be honest, I’m still not solid on what I should do after I finish the second draft apart from “find beta readers.” Somehow. I’ll figure that out at some point.
During that break, which I think was about a month long, I had a ton of time to do something. Especially because it was Christmas/Winter Break. But I didn’t do anything, and my work ethic proves that. Any chance I get, I procrastinate, because why put in more effort when all I do is put in effort?
Sometimes, It feels like all I do is work. And that’s partially true. The thing is, that’s how successful people have to live. They plan, they commit, and then they reap the rewards. I have yet to acquire any real benefits for my work, so it often leads to that feeling of “what’s the point?” Unfortunately, self-doubt is normal, especially in creative circles.
That’s why we writers have a contingency. It’s very important to have someone hold you accountable. In most writing circles, this would be called a Critique Partner (CP). A CP is a lot of things. They can help make sure you’re meeting your goals, personally go through your manuscript and help you with errors, and most importantly, encourage you. I have a lovely CP who’s been the biggest help to my writing simply because they enjoy it and I get to watch them enjoy it. (Their account is @duskdragon39. Send them my love. <3 ) In turn, it’s generally expected that you’ll help them with their writing as well. It doesn’t even have to be a story! Right now, I’m helping Dusk with an essay, and that’s totally cool. Especially since they’ve been with me almost since the beginning.
There’s not a one-way-fix-all for time management. It’s just like everything else in life: hard and confusing. If you have as much of an issue with this as I do, then maybe talk to some friends about working on writing together. Find some other people here or on another site if you don’t have any irl friends that write. Interestingly enough, I met another aspiring SF/F writer just the other day. We’re in the same German class and both went to Starbucks after a test. We writers all attract each other somehow. We’re like magnets, but for words. I promise that you can find someone. You might just have to actually talk to someone. Since most of us are pretty introverted, yeah it’s kinda frustrating; we’re all just too damn awkward. But I promise that it is absolutely worth it.
You can do this. Time is one of those things you only get once. If you’d rather spend it enjoying something else, go ahead. Just remember that the book won’t write itself, friends are an asset in all parts of life, and you can do it, no matter how hard and time-consuming is feels.
Just a little side note before I go, if you ever feel like you need a hand on your manuscript, but don’t know who to go to, just drop me a message or an ask. I’d be happy to take a look and give you some feedback!
#<3#time management#important#shooting yourself in the foot#is this going to be a series now?#idk#we'll see#all the love for dusk#ik you're reading this you beautiful human#you're one of the reasons I haven't given up on my dream#just wanted you to know#all the uwus#next one of these I might do something about world building in general#cuz that's a major obstacle for me#i literally spent a year on it#tag rambling#queue#did i mention that this is important?#writeradvice#writerthoughts#writerblr#saturday wisdom
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Hello everyone! I recently finished high school (just about 3 weeks ago, actually) and I figured I’d make a list of things for those of you just entering, or even just looking for some advice in general. :^) Some bg info is that I went to a 4-year, public high school in California, so some of these tips may not apply, depending on where you are in the world.
- Let friendships happen. There’s no need to actively look for friends or be super against meeting new people in high school; it all happens pretty naturally. Be open minded and you’ll meet some people you never thought you’d ever know! :^)
- Join clubs that you’re interested in. If you join a boring club you have no real interest in, chances are it’ll look pretty bland on college apps (if you so choose to include it). My advice is to join a couple clubs and dedicate yourself to them so that your involvement can actually mean something. That being said, you can also try to join an academic club like NHS or CSF (California only) that will add some shine to your grades if/when you do well.
- Learn how to study. This might sound like a no-brainer, but I need to emphasize this! I truthfully never really studied(!!!) until my sophomore year of high school (same time I started my studyblr!), which is pretty crazy. Before then, I was privileged enough to pass every honors class I took with A’s, but once I got to high school, I was scrambling to get my life together simply because I didn’t know how to study. Freshman year was that sort of rude awakening that I NEEDED. I realized that life wasn’t always going to be that easy for me, so learning how to study for high school is a crucial piece of advice.
- Get a planner. Doesn’t have to be fancy. My school sells pre-made planners for $5 every year, so the initiation to become organized wasn’t that hard. But for some of you who need a little something to stay on track, get yourself a notebook where you can write down your daily assignments and USE. IT! Memory isn’t foolproof, unfortunately, so a planner can really save your life in the long run. Plus, you can chart out how long you have/need to study for your next exam.
- School food sucks. I don’t need to say this twice. Learn how to pack a lunch, buy granola bars in bulk, and carry a water bottle everywhere to save yourself from that midday hunger. A pack of chips in the vending machine isn’t worth $1, and you have more options if you shop outside of school, anyway.
- Deal with teachers. More often than none, you are going to have a teacher you won’t like. However, rather than complain about how bad they are at teaching, find a way to study yourself so that your grade can stay above water, no matter who your teacher might be. And if you find a good teacher, then great! Become friends with them. You’ll find that many teachers are really unique and willing to get to know their students on a friendly level. If you do well in their class, too, they’ll probably even be willing to write those dreaded letters of rec in your senior year!
- Don’t rush into dating. I’m sorry I just had to say: there are so many more fish in the sea that is OUTSIDE high school, so there should be no reason for you to want to rush and find a bf/gf. But if you do, then be smart about it!
- Your locker is a base. Only sometimes hungry? Got allergies? Need a makeup retouch throughout the day? Stash your PopTarts (yeah I did that; bought a few boxes and kept them there throughout the year), tissues, and cosmetics in your locker so that you can always have some backup support. Your future self will thank you.
- About standardized tests....Yeah, I know, I hate them too. You can talk to your counselor about when/if to take them when the time comes around. However, when I say that, I mean that if you plan on taking the SAT junior year, start prepping the summer after sophomore year. There is really no reason for you to start preparation in your freshman year, because chances are, you won’t understand anything yet!
- Talk to your counselor. Your counselor is there to help you decide on what classes to take or what career to pursue. It’s their job to help you! Personally, my counselor was a cranky old lady (sorry) who was often impatient, but she did still listen to what I had to say, and she helped sort out my classes. Also remember that they’re there if you need a mental health hotline, or if you just need to talk out your stress.
- Don’t procrastinate. Easy to say, much harder to do. But if you use your planner and spread out your work little by little, it’s much less painful than to do a five page essay in the wee hours of the morning it’s due. Same goes for college apps! For example, the UC essays are due at the end of November, but you should get started on them at the beginning/mid of October, because you’ll want to do a LOT of proofreading. That being said...
- Get friends and teachers to help you. Friends offer another mind, and teachers can help you with the nitty-gritty of things. Sometimes, teachers won’t have time to help your bigger assignments like essays, but you can still ask them for tips and advice here and there. Trust me, it really helps when you know what exactly you’re supposed to be doing.
- Take note of the syllabuses. It’ll save your life when the semester is coming to an end and you can check back to see what counts as an A in the class, or how much that next test/final will affect your grade. Every teacher is different, after all, so extra credit can’t save you all the time. You’ll also want to make sure you have a means to contact your teachers, whether it be e-mail or phone so you can ask them questions when school is out for the day.
- Use your summers wisely. If you can, take a preparation class for that math class you really need help in, or that writing class you know you’re going to have trouble with. The summer before junior year is a great time to take an SAT/ACT preparation class as well. If you plan on taking a subject you’re a little less knowledgeable in, previewing the subject content is also a great way to make sure you won’t regret not changing your schedule sooner.
- Accept high school for what it is. High school isn’t like the movies. It’s not drowning in drama like you think it might be, and the lockers (at least in my school) were not nearly big enough to shove a person in. Don’t be too disappointed when the school dances aren’t as glamorous as they’re made out to seem. But do enjoy yourself. You’re here for four years, so you might as well! Go out with your friends on weekends. Treat yourself to some ice cream after school on a Wednesday if you did really well on that test you were fearing. Because even though everyone says so--and it really doesn’t seem like it when you enter--high school will be done in a flash.
I could include so much more, but there really isn’t enough time. Thanks for reading, and feel free to ask me any other questions! :^)
#studyblr#study guide#high school#tips#advice#study tips#studying#studyspo#schoolblr#school#yoanxue#study
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i’m procrastinating
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
i have a gf !!
2.When did your last hug take place?
my mom hugged me earlier today
3.Are you a jealous person?
i don’t act on it but i do get jealous sometimes yeah
4.Are you tired right now?
yeah a little but i skipped my 9:30 AM this morning and slept in so i’m not as tired as usual lmao i gotta stay up and work on the homework i didn’t do though
5.Do you chew on your straws?
no i’m not a heathen
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
yes lmao
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
no but almost
8.Do you cry easily?
i used to not cry enough but now i cry very easily lmao i’ve become a big ol softie again
9.What should you be doing right now?
definitely the notecard i have to make for my essay in world lit tomorrow bc i don’t know shit
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
i say not really but one time i slept through a fire alarm so idk
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
i already have ? 4 times ? so yes definitely and i think this is a silly question
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
i don’t think i’m mad but i’m upset with my dad a little right now
13.Do you believe in love?
yes definitely, i used to just feel like i wouldn’t ever experience it like other people described until i started going out with Caitlin
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
my girlfriend, my friends, my brother, vines usually
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
my brother
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
yes it’s been two years and i still get butterflies. she wore my ripped black jeans and my leather jacket the other day and i got hella butterflies
17.Will you get married?
i think so
18.When was the last time you smiled?
an hour ago maybe
19.Does anyone like you?
yeah got me a gf so i’d hope so
20.Do you secretly like someone?
my gf but that’s not a secret???
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
my mom
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
my therapist
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
this essay test tomorrow lmfaoo
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
my best friend’s 21st bday weekend !!!
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
yes but it wasn’t reciprocated so that was awkward for both of us
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
i literally would not care i do not care about any of my exes
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
yes actually .... let’s hope everything works out how i’m praying it does
28.Are you a forgiving person?
i try to be
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
i have plenty
30.Do you fall for people easily?
nope lmao it takes a lot of getting to know someone and being around them for me to even develop a serious crush on em
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
no
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
my toothbrush lol???
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
my mom and my brother
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
1 am, had some stuff to talk through and after that i just couldn’t sleep and was sad
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
i’d love to but i want to finish college first
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
my brother lmao i was harassing him
37.Can you live a day without TV?
yeah i don’t watch like any TV anymore so
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
last week
39.Three names you go by..
Elyse, Elly, the gay friend
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
yesss
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
i used to love cheesy romance movies but i can’t think of a single one that would be my favorite ...... i was obsessed with The Last Song for a long time (i had a crush on Miley Cyrus) but i don’t know if it’s actually any good i’d have to rewatch it
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
i believe everyone has multiple and they aren’t all romantic
43.What’s your current problem?
i don’t wanna get into it i have a few things going on rn
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
yes
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
good but not for me personally
46.How many kids do you want to have?
two tops
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
i mean i was falling in love with Caitlin throughout almost all of senior year of HS and didn’t tell her until she told me she liked me, three months after we graduated. before that i had a big ol crush on a boy and i liked him since 2nd grade and only finally told him either freshman or sophomore year of HS lmao
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I have 2 essays due on Thursday:
A 3-4 page essay on the “Gut Microbiome of the Hadza Hunter-Gatherers” (2014) by Schnorr et al.
A 6-page 2-person essay on the West Berkeley (CA-Ala-307) archaeological site
Plus a 1-2 page extra credit essay that I should have finished WEEKS ago but it’s not technically due until the end of the quarter so I’ve been procrastinating immensely.
I have all this due, and yet for SOME reason THIS is when my brain’s like “Clean your room.” The last time my brain did this it was the day before midterms. I’ve been needing to clean my room for months and for some unknown reason it’s only when I have assignments or studying to-do that my body feels up to the task. UGH.
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92 Things About Me
tysm @sleepwalkerphan for tagging me in this! it’s 2am and I’m procrastinating the heck out of writing so this is perfect lmao.
also I’ll put most of the things below the cut so keep reading if ya wanna know 92 fun facts about me
edit: this took me almost an hour to do and towards the end, I basically confess my entire life so have fun reading that lmao. like i seriously have a realisation about how idk what i’m doing with my life hahahaha
THE LAST..
1. Drink : Water #stayhydrated 2. Phone call : mum 3. Text Message : a gif of phil being scared in bed (even my irl friends are trash) 4. Song You Listened To : currently listening to Taro - alt-J 5. Time You Cried : On sunday I cried over a renovation reality tv show (??? yeah idk either, bro) the apartments just looked so nice and the team I liked got kicked off the show.
HAVE YOU EVER..
6. Dated Someone Twice : nope 7. Been Cheated On : nope 8. Kissed Someone And Regretted It : YES (smh @ me) 9. Lost Someone Special : thankfully no 10. Been Depressed : i honestly don’t know. i think I have but am so freaking stubborn at admitting I have had depressive episodes in the past 11. Got Drunk And Thrown Up : YES OH MY GOODNESS I HAVE HAD SO MANY BAD TIMES. DON’T DRINK WINE AND THEN A MILKSHAKE AND THEN DANCE ON A BEACH. YOU WILL ONLY END UP THROWING UP IN A GARBAGE BIN OUTSIDE A KEBAB STORE (it wasn’t even after midnight, that’s the most embarrassing thing)
LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS :
12. Green 13. Pink 14. Turquoise
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU..
15. Made New Friends : yes!! so many new and amazing friends 16. Fallen Out Of Love : nope. 17. Laughed Until You Cried : laughing until I cry is me every time 18. Found Out Someone Was Talking About You : yes (you would think that adults would stop teen behaviours lol) 19. Met Someone Who Changed You : yes, the last year included so much change. 20. Found Out Who Your True Friends Are : Yes. Just gonna put it out there: traveling for an extensive period of time overseas really shows who your true friends are and who are the snakes. 21. Kissed Someone On Your Facebook List : hahahaha yes (too mant rip) 22.How Many Of Your Facebook Friends Do You Know In Real Life : probably almost all of them (so like 550) only a few on there are my internet friends 23. Do You Have Any Pets : nope and I probs wont get another pet for a long long time 24. Do You Want To Change Your Name : NO!!!!!!! Teddii is a blessing although I would change my last name (it’s two surnames joined together and it makes life difficult because it’s so long) 25. What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday : went out for dinner at a mexican place, won a few dollars on the pokies and then went out clubbing (also i got a fine rip me) 26. What Time Did You Wake Up This Morning: 11am OOPS (i slept in and missed uni) 27. What Were You Doing At Midnight Last Night : probably making a gif 28. Name Something You Cannot Wait For : FINISHING UNI AND MOVING TO THE UK (hopefully to do my masters in global terrorism at the uni of london but if not i really wanna get a 1 year working visa and just do some hospitality work before I start a career) 29. When Was The Last Time You Saw Your Mother : like 4 hours ago when we were watching tv 30. What Is One Thing You Could Change About Your Life : I wish I had a UK passport, it would make life a lot easier for me if I had dual citizenship instead of a boring Australian passport 31. What Are You Listening To Right Now : alt-J, a live performance of Taro 32. Have You Ever Talked To A Person Named Tom : I know so many Tom’s it’s ridiculous 33. Something That Is Getting On Your Nerves : PEOPLE!!! WHO!! THINK!! THAT!! IF YOUR DEGREE!! ISN’T STEM!! THEN IT ISN’T!! HARD!!!! (i’m looking @ every friend who does a stem degree and always laughs at how my degree must be so easy because it doesn’t include math)
34. Most Visited Websites : tumblr, youtube, my uni’s website, facebook 35. Elementary : v great time, got bullied heaps but still had fun 36. High School : problematic fave. honestly my time at high school can fill a 500 page essay. being right next to a beach and river was actually gr8, the endless issues weren’t so good. 37. College/University : it has been a wild ride. I swapped degrees so I still have around 2 years left but uni has been my fave so far 38. Hair Colour : PINK!!!! (naturally ginger) 39. Long or Short Hair : long 40. Do You Have A Crush On Someone : nope (which is a shocker) 41. What Do You Like About Yourself : I like my individuality and independance 42. Piercings : 2x lobes, 1x helix, 1x nose. (i’m thinkng about getting my conch in a few weeks) 43. Blood Type : O+ 44. Nickname : ted, teddii bear, sideshow bob, cotton candy 45. Relationship Status : hella single 46. Zodiac Sign : Cancer (aka my birthday is soon hell yeah) 47. Pronouns : she/her. 48. Favourite Tv Show : STAR TREK: VOYAGER WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVOURITE 49. Tattoos : crescent moon on my right wrist (i sorta don’t like how it turned out but after a year I have grown to appreciate the meaning) 50. Right Or Left Hand : Left handed (aka another reason why Dan is my spirit animal)
FIRST..
51. Surgery : i got a bunch of teeth removed when I was like 4/5 52. Word : baba or ma 53. Sport : soccer 54. Vacation : i actually can’t remember my first vacation. probs Sydney tbh idk I went a lot of places when I was young 55. Pair Of Trainers : probably something Adidas tbh
WHAT ARE YOU..
56. Eating : nothing 57. Drinking : water 58. Reading : nothing at the moment besides uni textbooks 59. I’m About To : I should say sleep but I’ll probably just watch youtube 60. Listening To : Breezeblocks by alt-J (can you see a recurring theme with my music questions?) 61. Waiting For : GoT SEASON 7 AKA MY BIRTHDAY (honestly feel so blessed to grow older and watch new GoT on the same day) 62. Craving For : MONEYYYYYYY. ya girl is unemployed thanks to the bad habit of planning last minute overseas holidays 63. Do you wanna get married : eventually but at the same time it doesn’t worry me 64. Going To Do When You Get Older : ????? ?????? ????? you would think I would have an idea but tbh idk. I’m studying International Relations and I want to do a postgrad in global terrorism. But career wise I have no bloody idea. I would like to work in the UN or UNESCO or for the Australian Government in an embassy. but at the same time I also want to be a travel photographer and just ignore my degree (idk adult life is hard)
YOUR TYPE..
65. Hugs or Kisses : HUGS 66. Lips or Eyes : eyes! <3333 67. Short or Tall : tall guys!!! but short girls are my weakness!! 68. Young or Old : HA haHA HA old 69. Nice Arms Or Nice Stomach : slight preference for nice arms because tummys are cute no matter what 70. Sensitive or Loud : I am both of those things so, por que no las dos? 71. Hook Up or Relationship : relationship (although I can’t relate because i am eternally single) 72. Troublemaker or Hesitant : I prefer when people are upfront instead of hiding stuff from me so I guess that means troublemaker?
HAVE YOU EVER..
73. Kissed A Stranger : yes 74. Drank Hard Liquor : yes (love me some vodka) 75. Lost Eye glasses or contact lenses : not yet thankfully 76. Turned Someone Down : YES! (there is nothing wrong with turning people down.) 77. Sex On First Date : no 78. Broken Someone’s Heart : yes and I still feel bad 79. Had Your Heart Broken : yep 80. Been Arrested : yes (kind of, long story) 81. Cried When Someone Died : yes. although I tend to go more numb instead of crying. idk it’s weird because I cry about everything but death kinda makes me become numb 82. Fallen For A Friend : yes (oops)
DO YOU BELIEVE IN..
83. In Yourself : yes although I need to believe in myself a lot more 84. Miracles : yes 85. Love At First Sight : yes and no. I believe it exists but I feel like a lot of people believe that they are experiencing love at first sight when in reality it is infatuation/lust. 86. Santa Claus : this question conflicts me because the logical side of me says no but the optimistic child side of me refuses to accept the truth 87. Kiss On The First Date : yeah 88. Angels : nah, not for me
OTHER..
89. Current best friend’s name : do i have a best friend? not really. again, it’s a weird time for me when it comes to friends. 90. Eye Colour : um blue with green and grey mixed in (it’s so hard to describe but yeah, those three) 91. Favourite singer/Band : Ed Sheeran, Mumford & Sons, al-J (i love them all a lot.) 92. Favourite Movie : Avatar. yes the blue alien one. It’s lame but I fell in love with the na’vi culture and it kinda helped get me obsessed with scifi.
And that’s a wrap!
If anyone actually read all that I hope you enjoyed my (very) late night confessions. Idk who to tag so if you see this and want to do it feel free to do so! Also, come hit up my inbox/messages if you wanna be my friend after reading this, I wanna make some friends on this hellsite
#tag game#92 questions#that took ages but it was fun#i hope you all know me a little bit better#aka i'm boring
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Get To Know Meeeeeee
Okay so I was tagged by my good friend @theevakchronicles about a week ago (I only saw it like two days ago tho!) and I kinda thought, if I did this I would just write another essay because I love talking about myself and then you guys will like sign a petition to get me to be served as dinner to a crocodile or something. (who knows) But then I was tagged by @chickenparmaham (who practically just radiates cool btw) and that was enough for me to be all
So here we gooooo fam
Name/nickname/whatever you prefer to be called? Mikki “hey you!” “Mikki with the good hair” “chocolate thunder” But you know Mikki works fine too.
Pronouns? She/her
Age? 20
Fav Skam character? I swear to god satan wrote this question. Like omg Skam is probs the only show where I don’t really dislike anyone....okay there is probs a couple that I wouldn’t miss....but you can hear me rant about that if you want, another day. Anyway, if I have to pick, like if they were all drowning, who would I save first?
It would be my Golden haired angel child: Isak Valtersen. He is literally my son. I have loved him from the early days of season 1, and continued to love him despite his snake qualities. I relate to him so much and there is just something about him that hijacked my heart and invaded my soul.
When did you start watching Skam? Omg this is actual so ironic. I was procrastinating writing this awful essay for my english class, so I of course found myself at the depths of youtubes blackhole, when I saw a fanvid for this super gorgeous blonde girl and cute guy. So I watched it, found myself intrigued af. and found the show with subs. I was sad to see that I had to watch a whole other season before I could get to this nice looking ship....but then... the strange thing happened. I fell in love with the show. Seriously in love. and then I found myself declaring Isak as my fave and just wanting more more more of him...so when I found out that it was his season next, and the first clip legit just came out yesterday. (i’m not kidding I discovered and binged skam the day after Isaks first clip came out. It’s fate guys) Well, I practically died. I had watched like 3 episodes of season 2 when this info came to light, and I practically ditched it to infuse myself in Isak. Of course the subs for it got taken down the day after I did that and there were no subs for Isak at the start, so I just google translated everything on my phone...but it was worth it.
I eventually finished Nooras season during Isak’s hiatus, but I found myself never connecting with her as much as Isak. and Noorwhelm turned out to not be a ship that I particularly liked? So basically the irony is I came here for Noorwhelm but ended up being the biggest, craziest, obsessed Evak shipper ever.
Came for a cute Blonde, stayed for another cute blonde.
When did you make your blog? Omg like ages ago. I made it in 2013/2014 I think? because my friends were all into it so I jumped in but then I didn’t understand tumblr? Like my bio says, I really really tried to be that cool aesthetic beautiful blog, but like I got bored. It wasn’t until I got into fandoms (like Girl Meets World and Teen Wolf) that I actually found a use for it, but I only had 49 followers before Skam and it was mostly just for me to find spoilers and theories for those shows haha
Who are you cheering for to be s4′s main? oh wow I honestly don’t know how to answer this qu-
psssh guys i’m just kidding it’s Even.
Who do you think is most likely to be s4′s main?
Probably Sana? Maybe Vilde but I think she would be saved for season 6.(Russ season) I’m also praying that Vilde’s storyline will include her discovering that she has feelings for women? and some people I talked to about this think they wouldn’t do that straight after Isak’s coming out. I’m really curious. What do you guys think about that idea?? They can do a w/w storyline straight after a m/m storyline can’t they? or maybe not?? Let me know your thoughts on this. :) But yeah it’s probs my girl Sana.
What are your main interests? My cat. lol, nah I also like memes. I love memes. so sad. I love writing, music, getting burgers with my closest friends and then staying up all night, telling each other our thoughts about the universe until 4 in the morning. Very specific. But it’s an interest of mine haha. I also enjoy singing (let me clarify: this in no way means that I can sing. I can’t. this just means I enjoy singing and making my friends cringe when I break out in song and sing Ariana Grande on the top of my lungs), dancing in front of the mirror, crocheting tiny little scarves and beanies for my stuffed animals. I think you all now realise that I am the lamest 20 year old that has ever existed. Be thankful that you don’t know me.
Something you’re always up to discuss? ANYTHING. woah turn it down Mikki, you’re coming across a little desperate. No seriously come chat to me about anything. I’m always ready to listen and give a super goofy opinion haha. No I really love discussing mental illness, and LGBT representation in the media. I am quite the feminist, so I love talking about anything to do with gender theory and the portrayal of women in film. I also would love it if you guys shared your thoughts and theories and just general observations about Skam with me. Because this show has honestly become my whole life and all I want to do is talk about it with all of you. So please please please TALK TO ME. Okay yeah i’m super desperate.
Something you refuse to discuss? hmmmm hmmmm Nothing that is oppressing or cruel to another human being? I’m not up to talk about anything that could invade the privacy of our beautiful actors on Skam. Lets let them live and be awesome. When they come back to our lives (seriously Isak come back to meeeeee) it will be amazing and delicious and ahhhhh it’s okay guys we can do this. We can make it. 😭
Other favorite shows aside from Skam? Since Skam came into my life every show I cared about has basically evaporated from my mind? But uhhh I honestly do enjoy Girl Meets World (look it’s progressive and awesome for a disney show okay? if we get it to netflix it will be betttterr) My sister and I have always been into Degrassi (cos draaaamaaaa) um I loved Stranger Things, omg How I Met Your Mother is like the show I watch whenever I am sad, mad, sick, bored. it is just THE SHOW. You know that show that will always be there for you no matter what is happening in your life? HIMYM is that show for me. What show is that for you guys? Tell me. I need new stuff to watch during this wait. Theres a few other shows I am into but I can’t remember them because Skam has taken up too much room in my life right now.
My friend keeps trying to get me to watch Mr. Robot but i’m like ??? not in the mood cos Skam withdrawals. Is it a good show? should I suck it up and just watch it already?
Anyway phew we have made it to the end. I told you it was gonna be long af. I just can’t shut up. I’m sorry, I do love you guys. Don’t think I hate you cos I make you suffer like this.
Okay um, I honestly can’t remember who my mutuals are?? But I’m gonna tag a bunch of blogs that I love and respect, If you have already done this I am sorry and forgive me: @tarjeiandhenrik @evakshalla @deepinskam @babyboyeven @skam-addiction @helovesharry @sanasevaks @skinnyluvlarry @bonsoir-my-ass @isakneven @josteninski @skamz
#Mikki talks too much#Like not even kidding mikki seriously talks way too much#Someone needs to shut mikki up#Please don't feed her to a crocodile#don't do it#doooooooon't#Get to know this lame creature#About me#Skam#evak
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1-100 bc fuck you
I I almost regret this
1: is there a boy/girl in your life?there are a lot of people in my life tho not in an s/o way and not sure if in a crush way
2: think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?my driving teacher and no, fuck him
3: what do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”I think of Litten tbh
4: what’s something you really want right now?poke// mon moon like plllsssss
5: are you afraid of falling in love?I think a bit which is weird bc I’m craving romance
6: do you like the beach?yeah, tho I don’t like too crowded beaches
7: have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?ye, my sister and I had living room sleep overs quite a lot
8: what’s the background on your cell?
from @dailyrowlet and the pic’s here! I have like almost 50 backgrounds like this one and change them up every few days bc each and every one of their rowlets is a masterpiece
9: name the last four beds you were sat on?tbh I don’t completely get that question but I guess the last four beds were 1) mine 2) the one in the guest room 3) Tina’s bed bc I visited her and 4) hotel bed
10: do you like your phone?I’m okay with it, it’s lagging sometimes but does its job
11: honestly, are things going the way you planned?well not that I had planned much but no, definitely not
12: who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?Freddy’s, he’s the bf of a friend of mine and I know him too, I’m also in a whatsapp group with him but was too lazy to add his number until recently
13: would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?Rottweiler tbh, like, love them
14: which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?emotional pain bc it fucks u up the most
15: would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?not sure tbh, depends probably on the museum
16: are you tired?ye
17: how long have you known your 1st phone contact?oh god I think 5 years maybe? haven’t seen the guy in like two years tho
18: are they a relative?no, an old classmate
19: would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?nooo oh god sorry no
20: when did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?I’m just guessing shared kiss is on the lips so it’d be my ex and like, we saw each other at a friend’s bday party last summer and talked a bit
21: if you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?nah, I’d wait for a few years maybe even bc marriage isn’t everything
22: would you kiss the last person you kissed again?last person I kissed (on the cheek): my sis, so yes, and if only to annoy herlast person I kissed (on the lips): my ex, so no
23: how many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?none
24: is there a certain quote you live by?no not rlly
25: what’s on your mind?my teacher hasn’t mailed me since I sent him the first draft of this rrrllly important essay that I finished last night and I’m getting antsy bc I am allowed to procrastinate but he apparently isn’t
26: do you have any tattoos?nah
27: what is your favorite color?blue/ purple
28: next time you will kiss someone on the lips?how should I know
29: who are you texting?u my bro, if discord counts
30: think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch????? n o i d e a sorry
31: have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?even if yes I’m not gonna think abt it bc I won’t give my anxiety that satisfaction
32: do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?not rlly
33: do you think anyone has feelings for you?I wish my dude I wish but I don’t think so
34: has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?possibly but I have no idea
35: say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?good for him
36: were you single on valentines day?yes
37: are you friends with the last person you kissed?no not rlly
38: what do your friends call you?Tina calls me moon friend sometimes B) otherwise either my birth name or Luna
39: has anyone upset you in the last week?yes, driving teacher, that asshole
40: have you ever cried over a text?definitely I’m a crybaby
41: where’s your last bruise located?rlly far up my thigh and it’s rlly small??
42: what is it from?I wish I knew
43: last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?yesterday during the driving lesson I just rlly did not want to drive around where we drove around and was hella glad when he finally dropped me off at home
44: who was the last person you were on the phone with?my mom this morning
45: do you have a favourite pair of shoes?I think so? never considered them a fave but thinking abt it they might be
46: do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?only if it’s cold enough and I don’t have to put it off somewhere that’s not home until my next shower
47: would you ever go bald if it was the style?not sure, maybe
48: do you make supper for your family?sometimes, but then always rlly simple stuff
49: does your bedroom have a door?yeah
50: top 3 web-pages?tumblr, ao3 and either kisscartoon or kissanime
51: do you know anyone who hates shopping?yeah
52: does anything on your body hurt?my back is killing me since this morning
53: are goodbyes hard for you?ye ah
54: what was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?I don’t even remember??
55: how is your hair?it’s feeling fine thanks for askingwhat kinda questions
56: what do you usually do first in the morning?reconsider waking up
57: do you think two people can last forever?yes
58: think back to january 2007, were you single?ye
59: green or purple grapes?green, dunno why
60: when’s the next time you will give someone a big hug?maybe tomorrow?
61: do you wish you were somewhere else right now?I don’t know I’m okay in my bed tbh
62: when will be the next time you text someone?t omo rrow??? maybe??
63: where will you be 5 hours from now?in bed and sleeping
64: what were you doing at 8 this morning.sl eepingthese answers are so boring sorry
65: this time last year, can you remember who you liked?no, I don’t even think i liked anyone back then irl, like, fictional crushes don’t count
66: is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?my friends, like, all of them
67: did you kiss or hug anyone today?yes I can’t go a day without cuddles or hugs
68: what was your last thought before you went to bed last night?“fuck yeah finally finished that damn essay”
69: have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?I don’t know I’m scared of trying my best for exactly that reason, like, if I fail without doing so at least I can tell myself it wasn’t my best
70: how many windows are open on your computer?12don’t ask abt the tabs
71: how many fingers do you have?ten
72: what is your ringtone?sea of voices (antics remix) by porter robinson
73: how old will you be in 5 months?still 17
74: where is your mum right now?in bed, she has to work early tomorrow
75: why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?bc I was more in love with the thought of him liking me instead of rlly loving him
76: have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?ye ah my sis
77: are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?partially, I got some new ones but also lost two v dear to me
78: do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?no one, I’m p sure
79: is there anyone you know with the name mike?not personally no, not the most common name here in germany
80: have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?I honestly don’t like all these “have u cuddled/ kissed/ held hands/ w/e” questions bc it makes me think I wish I could do that with a s/o b ut n o it’s always related to my family. yes to the question tho
81: how many people have you liked in the past three months?whatromantically? if yes 1 if not no I’m not gonna count
82: has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?my sister and also lucky
83: will you talk to the person you like tonight?m aybe;;;;;;
84: you’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?bad question can’t relate, I don’t drink
85: if your bf/gf was into drugs would you care?depends on the drugs tbh, and how they showed they’re into it
86: what was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?the hot cheese sauce for my nachos was cold before the movie started
87: who was your last received call from?my therapist bc she thought she had told me the wrong time for our next appointment
88: if someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?it doesn’t say living or dead so checkmate I’m gonna burn a dead butterfly and get rich
89: what is something you wish you had more of?motivation. concentration. courage. money. time. owls. the list goes on
90: have you ever trusted someone too much?don’t think so tbh
91: do you sleep with your window open?depends on the weather and season, during summer yes always bc living under the roof is tough
92: do you get along with girls?yes?? I guess???
93: are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?I don’t think so?
94: does sex mean love?kinda, like, I wouldn’t do it with someone I don’t love, but it’s not some proof for love or smth, just smth rlly intimate
95: you’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?it’d be a bit awkward but I guess we’d deal with it
96: have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?n o nope
97: did you sleep alone this week?n AH my sis slept in my room twice and also Lucky is my bed buddy always
98: everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?many somebodies actually
99: do you believe in love at first sight?no, love’s not that shallow (imo)
100: who was the last person that you pinky promise?I don’t even remember my last pinky promise
#the nerd answers#devon#I gave up a bit in the middle#also sorry some questions are so short#[shrugs]#my phone battery is now at 78%#this is how long this took
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school can suck !
Sup cinnamon rolls, that reminds me that i really want a cinnamon roll right now my gosh.
ok hello, i am currently procrastinating from writing my english essay draft, i would go on my phone but i cannot be bothered getting up to get it and i feel like this is a better use of my time. I have a lot to do in the next week, i have to learn my italian oral, finish 2 assignments and i have an english test on monday! pleasant pleasant things, and yes i did use a thesaurus website to look up a synonym for fun.I have decided that all my teachers suck, they like my drafts but when it comes to actually writing it they re correct themselves,, excuse me you should have told me that before! anger.
I think the only thing that will motivate me to write this essay is hearing the clicking clack of my keyboard and my brother just got home, and now i am no longer motivated, it was so nice and quiet and now its loud and it sucks :(
I hate this place, i just want somewhere quiet where i can do my work and nobody will talk or even sit anywhere near me :( I literally hear 1 noise and im on the verge of tears, not going to lie, but i have been almost all day, Im super behind on like all my work and some people just aren't helpful when it comes to words of encouragement but its all good and i just realised i might cry during my english assessment, but what can you do sometimes you have to cry. Although lately I've needed to cry too much and i need a break where i can just do homework and not feel like im wasting precious time that i could be doing something fun.
anyways happy time !!
i feel like i can't have a fully sad blog post so on a happy note its my friends birthday today and i actually had an ok day for once, my friends are cool oh AND AND one of my friends brought yum cupcakes for the 4 of us and the icing was my favourite thing in the whole world and honestly i think it might've been the reason i didn't cry,, it was a happiness potion cupcake yummo. Good thing number 2 is my art assignment might not end up being super bad if i ever finish it. i also have basketball training in 20 minutes so that's fun! and my friend made me a playlist a couple weeks ago and has been adding songs and honestly its been the best thing because there is so many songs on there that i now love and im happy to have some cool music to listen to :). and one of my friends wanted us to just make her something for her birthday and i just thing thats the sweetest thing a person could ask anyways, overall i love my friends they're all cuties and i hope you all have a good night :)
-stella who did not want to reread or edit this blogpost soz <3
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HERE'S WHAT I JUST REALIZED ABOUT INVESTORS
Except not quite: whatever would be least work if your ideas about programming weren't already influenced by the languages you're currently used to. Microsoft's first product was a Basic interpreter for the Altair. Software companies can charge a lot because a many of the customers are businesses, who get in trouble if they use pirated versions, and b any business model you have at this point is probably wrong anyway. In writing, as in math and science, they only show you the finished product. So here we had two levels of interpretation, one of the principles the IRS uses in deciding whether to allow deductions is that, if you measure success by shelf space taken up by books on it particularly individual books on it, or when you reach some artificial deadline like a Demo Day. No, it turns out, humans are not created by God in his own image; they're just one species among many, descended not merely from apes, but from microorganisms. That's when they have the really big ideas. A remarkable number of famous startups grew out of some need the founders had: Apple, Microsoft, Yahoo, Google.1 They only have one page of ideas.
Logically, you don't really understand them. If investors are impressed with you as founders, they say they can't invest because of the name, and were always disappointed. I chose not to publish, often because I disagree with it.2 They're far better at detecting bullshit than you are at producing it, even if you're producing it unknowingly. The right way to lift heavy things is to let your legs do the work. I can offer a recipe for recognizing them. They offer a convenient list of songs, and whenever you choose one they ding your credit card for a small amount, just below the threshold of attention. The time may soon be coming when instead of startups trying to seem more than you are. It's easy to convince investors you're worth talking to further.3 Was there some kind of wall between us.4
6 cents a page. When you look at the ones that went on to do great things, you find a lot that began with someone pounding out a prototype in a week or two of nonstop work.5 And the business of marking up paper. I write them.6 And yet he's a super nice guy. But this time something new happened. Languages today assume infrastructure that didn't exist in 1960. And indeed, a lot of words on a slide, people just skip reading it. There may be tasks that we solve now by writing programs and which in a hundred years. I think it's important not just that the axioms be well chosen, but that there be few of them.
That is a different world, both culturally and economically, from the one publishers currently inhabit. Fortunately the way to the press, but other founders hear about it, and that women will all be trained in the martial arts. They'll just discard that sentence as meaningless boilerplate, and hope, with increasing impatience, that in the era of physical media. The startup world became more transparent and unpredictable than most, but almost everywhere the trend is in that direction, but it is not all the way to the press, but other founders hear about it, and that women will all be trained in the martial arts.7 They're fuel for the fire that starts with liking the founders. Why not just sit and think? If investors are impressed with you as founders, they say they can't invest because of the name, and were always disappointed. Questions aren't enough. It seems like we ought to be writing about literature, turns out to be one step short of phonebooks. Can you do more of that?
That's a known danger sign, like drinking alone.8 One of the most pointless of all the pointless hoops you have to be a big deal, and Microsoft both executed well and got lucky.9 After years of carefully avoiding classic time sinks like TV, games, and Usenet, I still managed to fall prey to distraction, because I didn't realize this when I started writing the essay, and even their business model was crap. Will we get rid of arrays, for example. So one way to beat procrastination is to starve it of distractions. Once you stop looking at them to fuss with something on your computer, their minds drift off to get a job. So when you release something and it seems like no one cares. When you learn to drive, one of the founders mentioned a rule actors use: if you actually write the kind of essay I thought I was going to write about English literature—to write, and that means that investor starts to lose deals.10 The work you've done so far has, in effect, put you in a slightly awkward position, because as you'll see when you start fundraising, the most common lie told to investors, and not before. If you have any kind of data, however preliminary, tell the audience.11 In much the same with digital books.12
Intellectually they were as capable as the successful founders of following all the implications of what was, 700 years ago, fascinating and urgently needed work. And since there are only a few widely-used languages in a hundred years. But don't sit around doing nothing. For example, many languages today have both strings and lists.13 The earliest phase is usually the most productive part of the core language semantics.14 A variant is to stay in touch with other YC-funded startups.15 For me, interesting means surprise.16
Notes
Without the prospect of publication, the computer, the first philosophers including Confucius and Plato saw themselves as teachers of administrators, and thus no form nor anyone to call all our lies lies. I think this is: we currently filter at the data, it's probably a mistake to do more harm than good. I'm also an investor who for some reason insists that you never know with bottlenecks, I'm just going to create one of the biggest company of all tend to have gotten away with dropping Java in the biggest company of all. If they were supposed to be sharply differentiated, so we hacked together our own online store.
A professor at a particular valuation, or liars. After lunch we went to Europe. But an associate cold-emailing a startup is a service for advising people whether or not.
If you did. He made a million dollars. How many times larger than the 50 minutes they may introduce startups they like to fight. In the thirties his support of the Daddy Model that it would have undesirable side effects.
When the Air Hits Your Brain, neurosurgeon Frank Vertosick recounts a conversation in which those considered more elegant consistently came out shorter perhaps after being macroexpanded or compiled.
5 to 2 seconds. How much more fun than he'd had an opportunity to invest more, and jobs encourage cooperation, not more. Give us 10 million and we'll tell you alarming things, they may end up saying no to science as well, partly because you can stick even more clearly.
Or rather indignant; that's the situation you find known boring ideas intolerable. Simpler just to go sell the bad idea the way they have that glazed over look. We tell them about your fundraising prospects. They then grant the founders are willing to put in the Ancient World, Economic History Review, 2:9 1956,185-199, reprinted in Finley, M.
It also set off an extensive and often useful discussion on the basis of intelligence or wisdom.
I wonder if they'd been living in cities. Anything that got bootstrapped with consulting. See Greenspun's Tenth Rule. Brand-name VCs wouldn't recapitalize a company growing at 5% a week for 4 years.
Only in a startup idea is the kind of gestures you use the name Homer, to a VC means they'll look bad if the growth is valuable, and his son Robert were each in turn forces Digg to respond promptly.
Not even being deliberately misleading by focusing so much control, and the low countries, where you have two choices, choose the harder.
When you fund a startup.
The lowest point occurred when marginal income tax rate is suspiciously neat. But that is modelled on private sector funds and apparently generates good returns.
Not all unpromising-seeming startups do badly. And Sussman's quote a number here only to buy you a series. People tell the whole venture business. More precisely, there were no strong central governments.
Actually, someone did, once. But that turned out to be when it was wiser for them. Donald J.
Type A fundraising is so new that it's doubly important for societies to be free to work like blacklists, I use the word that means service companies are run like Communist states. The Mac number is a matter of outliers, and that most three letter words are independent, and eventually markets learn how to achieve wisdom is that parties shouldn't be too quick to reject candidates with skeletons in their social lives that didn't already exist. There were a couple hundred years ago they might shy away from the creation of the next Apple, maybe the corp dev guys should be designed to express algorithms, and then using growth rate has to be hard on the other direction Y Combinator is we hope visited mostly by hackers. Actually this sounds to me like a conversation reaches a certain field, and journalists—have the luxury of choosing among seed investors, but explain that's what I think the usual way will prove to us.
It may be the fact that, go ahead.
Thanks to Sam Altman, Paul Buchheit, Robert Morris, Jessica Livingston, Rajat Suri, and Peter Norvig for reading a previous draft.
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ATTENTION Students: Discover the “speed study” secrets you’ll NEVER be taught in school that will cut your study time in half and get better results…
Get The Best Grades With the Least Amount of Effort is a unique collection of the most powerful learning techniques to help you become a POWER-LEARNER and master any subject and any skill faster than most people, while still having fun!”
Master any skill, subject or aptitude, get better grades on your report card, breeze through your essay test and pass multiple choice exams without breaking a sweat…
Get the Best Grades with the Least Amount of Effort is a priceless collection of proven tips, tools and techniques to turn you into a super-achiever – even if you’ve never thought of yourself as a “gifted” student.
(Or, maybe you realise you’re smart, but deep down inside you know you have poor study habits that cost your marks AND stress you out…)
And just in case you’re wondering, getting better grades doesn’t mean you have to turn into a nerd or a “book worm”.
How To Get The Best Grades With The Least Amount Of Effort – available now in PDF format via instant download
After all, you still want to have a life, go out with friends, go to the movies and have fun.
That’s why you must learn the secrets that will help you absorb, digest and remember large chunks of information quickly and easily so you get the best grades with the least amount of effort.
Get The Best Grades With the Least Amount of Effort will show you exactly step-by-step how you can get better grades without busting your ***!
Imagine…
No more late night studying or sleepless nights!
No need for a tutor or the school counselor!
No sucking up to your math teacher to get better grades!
No more “last minute” cramming sessions the night before the exam!
No more giving up TV, surfing the net, playing video games or going out with friends!
Discover a PROVEN, TRIED and TESTED system that does NOT cut corners, but it does cut to the chase so you can get better grades than geeks and nerds without becoming one…
NO MATTER IF you think you’re not ‘gifted’… NO MATTER IF you think you’re not ‘lucky’… NO MATTER IF you think you’re not talented and can’t afford to go to Harvard… NO MATTER IF you know you’re smart but you have poor study habits… NO MATTER IF you think of yourself as a “procrastinator”…
Get The Best Grades With the Least Amount of Effort contains a step-by-step formula to help you get better grades without having to study harder and without reading more books or doing extra credit projects to balance out your test scores.
The honest truth is, “studying hard” cannot and will not guarantee you better grades. What you need is a better SYSTEM that makes study a breeze. So you get better grades while studying LESS. Practicing “smarter” rather than “harder” study habits is the best way to get better grades and make it through colleges or universities such as the Phoenix University for example.
Using the secrets you’ll learn in Get The Best Grades With the Least Amount of Effort you’ll study LESS for an essay test, a multiple choice test or an exam and still get better grades on your report card.
But it’s not only about good grades now, is it? It’s about getting the best grades you can so that you get your dream job that earns you good money and provides the lifestyle you want.
It’s not so hard to just get any old job, but it takes a smart person to get a well-paying career that makes you, your family and friends proud.
Sure, you can find a ton of material on learning strategies on the Internet, but you will never find anything that comes close to Get The Best Grades With the Least Amount of Effort because it’s not about just going over the same tired old “brute force” rote learning strategies your grandfather used when he was at school, but using the latest advances in speed learning psychology to turn you into the best you can be.
You’ll discover:
…And that’s just the tip of the iceberg because you’ll get every strategy, trick, technique and short-cut guaranteed to turn you into a POWER-LEARNER… and a SUPER-ACHIEVER!
Dr. Marc Dussault, author of How To Get The Best Grades With The Least Amount Of Effort
I’ve told you a lot about what this book can do for you, but you might be wondering, “who the heck are you and why should I listen to what you have to say?”.
Two very good questions. Let me briefly tell you about some of the times I have personally used these study methods to “ace” tests and exams, while still having a life…
The first time:
I completed a 4-year Engineering Degree, which takes many students 5 years to complete, in 3 years with two specializations (majors), not just one.
Second and third time:
While I was doing my MBA AND Ph.D. on a full-time basis, as the founder of my own start-up company, I used Exponential Marketing Strategies, with no money down, to build my service company 3 times faster, with double the industry average sales per employee, with a fraction of the industry’s employee attrition rate WHILE consistently producing twice the profitability of my competitors – and graduated with honors!
Fourth time:
When I moved to Australia, I completed a thesis for a Doctorate in Business Administration Degree in 3 months – a process that takes even the most committed academic “nerd” at least 12, if not 24, months to write.
My thesis was accepted by two external examiners “as presented”, a rare accomplishment at this elite level of academic performance. By the way, my 500-page thesis included more than 1,200 references, 46 summary tables, 19 figures and a whopping 8 appendices! The file size was so big, Microsoft Word kept crashing, forcing me to put the appendices in a separate file!
Fifth time:
Recently, while I worked for a global software vendor, I leveraged the SAME strategies to produce marketing results 30 TIMES (that’s 3,000%) greater than the company’s norms with the same closing (conversion) ratios as my contemporaries in other regions of the world, growing the business more than 50% per year while I completed a post graduate law degree with a specialization in taxation, superannuation and asset protection, completing it with Distinction in less than one year without a single work colleague being aware of my extra-curricular academic activities.
Using the exact same formula you are just about to master, I have also become a competitive squash player, winning a Masters, an Open Men’s and gaining “Runner Up” in another Open Men’s Squash tournament — and this was in the first 5 years of learning to play in my mid 30s!
Why am I telling you all this?
Simple. I am the LIVING EXAMPLE that this stuff works under the most unusual, demanding and excruciating circumstances.
I could never have achieved those outcomes without tried and tested, bullet-proof strategies that produce Exponential Results with LESS effort – BOTH as a student (learner) and business person (entrepreneur).
“From failing grades to top of the class in a matter of weeks “
I bought this book for my son who has entered the police academy at the age of 20. He has always had trouble testing as he blanks out and gets nervous.
There is no room for lacking grades in this academy as the lowest score can only be an 80% with only one retest allowed. He failed the first test by 2 points. That’s when we bought your study book.
The academics are hard learning all the laws and statutes; the days are long starting class at 6:00 am finishing at 17:00 and a very hard physical training at the end of the day in the high heat.
After focusing on the main ideas in your book, telling your friends don’t call till the weekend, I need to study every night, getting with other students to find out what works for them and forming study groups with them – things have seemed to change.
My son feels more confident before each test, takes his time using the allotted time for the test, leaves the questions he is not sure of and goes back. The new result is he has the second highest grade in the class for last two tests.
Hopefully I am not tooting his horn too early but I think if he continues to focus and continues these new learned habits he will he fine. I am glad I found your book as it as sure made a difference in my son’s study habits.
He has learned that just reading the book or any book is not the answer – you must apply what you read.
Thanks again
Drew in sunny Florida, USA
“Arrrgghh! I can’t believe the hours I used to WASTE!”
“I can’t believe they don’t teach this in school. I can’t believe the hours I used to waste – for nothing! I wish I had known about this years ago…. A definite must for high school or university student.”
Robert McNemara First-year university student
“Makes studying fun..”
“I can’t believe studying could be so much fun!”
David O’Connell Grade 7 student
“I used to believe I couldn’t be a better student. Boy was I wrong.”
“I hate to admit it, but I came here not believing I could learn to be a better student (my parents sent me against my will). Boy was I wrong! When I get home, I’m going to give them both a huge hug. This will change my life forever!”
Sylvio Di Angelo Grade 10 student
“I’m glad to know this before it’s too late.”
“If I had known about this sooner, I would have made the honor roll in high school for sure! I’m just glad to know this before it’s too late!”
Paul Martineau First year Bachelor of Science student
“Fun and engaging”
“Professor Dussault is one of the best teachers I’ve had in over 4 years of university courses. He creates a fun and engaging atmosphere that lures the most introverted students (like me) to come out of their shells and explore new ideas and concepts openly.”
A (very shy) graduate student who wishes to remain anonymous
“More Courses in LESS Time = $25,000/yr Salary Raise”
“By going from 1 to 3 night courses per semester and spending LESS TIME studying, it means I will complete my commerce degree 3 years sooner – that’ll be worth $25,000/year increase in salary… Yipee!”
Helena M. Corporate Telecommunications Manager
“All High Distinctions (As)”
“I just aced my first series of exams – ALL HIGH DISTINCTIONS (As) – I never, ever thought I was that smart – neither did my friends who envy me now! Thanks!”
Frank Lowenstein First Year Uni Student
“I went from Ds and Cs to Bs and As”
“I went from Ds and Cs and to Bs and a few As. I never knew the pretty girls went for the smarter boys in the class. Shhh!”
Morris J. High School Senior
“I am excited to have this information“
“I thought I would let you know that I have downloaded your book and read it and took notes the very same day I bought it. I am excited to have this information and I have already made plans to put these steps into action in my study. I have also watched the speed learning video.
Thank you for keeping at me to use these tools.”
Sharon Meserve
Learn how to STUDY SMART so you can still go out with friends, kick back, surf the Net or play video games!
Your success in life has little to do with your ability to get straight As and Bs in every subject. But if you want to become a super-achiever and be successful in life you MUST become a POWER-learner – simply because anyone can learn almost anything as long as they have enough time to do it.
If you want to be super successful in life, have a well-paying career and do something with your life – you must become BETTER than most people. You must become better than average. MUCH BETTER.
You see, anyone can become a Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan or Bill Gates. These people are obviously more determined than most but the KEY to their success is better strategies.
If you want to get good grades on your report card in every subject, become a power-learner and accomplish what most people can only dream about – you need better strategies.
If you are not producing results, you risk failing your family… your close friends… your teachers… But most importantly you fail YOURSELF!
And if you go to school, college or uni and don’t get good grades that will lead straight into a successful career, all your time will be wasted — time you will NEVER get back, lost forever.
And that’s the key difference. All wealthy, successful and famous super-achievers have secret strategies to make every minute count.
Those are strategies that most people never discover. That’s why most people are stuck in a dead-end job they hate, drive an old car that’s falling apart, live in a shoddy suburb, constantly argue with their partner and never create a life they want and dream about.
If you know you can get better grades than you currently do… if you’re unsure what exactly to do with your life… if deep inside you know you can do better…
And you want the fastest, proven, tried and tested way to get you there you must get this book – if you follow the strategies, you’re guaranteed to bring your grades up, and learn good study habits. Most importantly – it will help you to be more successful in life.
BONUS: Here’s Another Bonus To Help Accelerate Your Results Even Faster
Full Color MindMap Of The Entire Book, Plus 10 Chapter Summary Mindmaps
As a limited time bonus, I’ll also give you access to all the tips, tools and techniques on one A4/8.5×11” sheet so you have INSTANT ACCESS to the content of the whole book!
I’ll also send you one DETAILED full-color MindMap of EACH Chapter every week for 10 weeks.
Each MindMap will help reinforce every single strategy, allowing you to recall and apply it with little or no effort.
ADDITIONAL BONUS VIDEO
5 Minutes To Go From Panic To Passing Tomorrow’s Exam
We’ve all been there… it’s the night before a test, quiz or exam and we’re not even close to being ready. That’s when panic sets in. What are you going to do? Is it too late?
Not a chance. If you know the “5 Strategies to go from Panic To Passing Tomorrow’s Exam”, you’ll have a quick 5-minute solution to your problem.
Yes, in 5 minutes, you’ll regain control and confidently make the best of a bad situation.
This no-fluff video reveals how you can focus on what will be on your exam, make the most of the (little) time you have and do your very best.
These 5 strategies are so effective you might be tempted to use them for ALL your exams, but that would be a mistake. You want to use them ONLY when you get caught unprepared because the goal is to AVOID THE PANIC in the first place!
This bonus comes with a full 5-point checklist so you can do each strategy step-by-step quickly and easily in less than 5 minutes BECAUSE you have an exam TOMORROW, remember?!?!?
So what’s a fair price to pay for this one-of-a-kind collection of proven speed learning strategies and secrets?
I’ll be straight with you. The price of Get The Best Grades With The Least Amount Of Effort is $29.95.
If you’ve read even one quarter of the info above about what you’ll find inside AND what these strategies will do for your grades and future career, I’m sure you’ll agree that is a very fair price.
What’s more, these ideas, techniques and strategies took me over 20 years to learn, including reading over 300 books, attending seminars, workshops and meeting exceptional people who produce outstanding results in life and business.
I ALSO want you to be ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN you can get the value out of this unique speed study system. That’s why this product comes with my iron-clad, no-questions-asked money back guarantee.
Don’t Decide Right Now – Simply TEST DRIVE Get The Best Grades With the Least Amount of Effort for a FULL 60 days, THEN Decide Whether Or Not You Want to Keep It
It’s simple. Get the book. Use it for 60 days. If you feel it cannot make your life SIMPLER, EASIER and MORE FUN…
If you’re not confident you’re well on your way to BOOSTING your grades THIS semester… If you are not a better student… a better learner… a better achieve… with HALF the effort… If it doesn’t make you feel unstoppable and in control of your studies…
…then you can simply shoot me one email and I’ll refund your money immediately. No questions asked, no hard feelings. You simply can’t lose.
The only way you can lose is if you keep stressing about your grades while doing nothing to improve your strategies. That doesn’t work, no matter how hard you try.
Make the decision to START your transformation to unleash the genius within you – TODAY!
You have nothing to lose, everything to gain. Click below to boost your grades and have MORE fun, starting today.
Available for Immediate Secure Download – even if it’s 2am!
Onward and upward!
Dr Marc Dussault B Eng, MBA, MLS (UNSW LAW), DBA, GAICD, FAIM
Author Get The Best Grades With The Least Amount Of Effort
P.S. Remember, this is not just about getting the best grades you can. It’s about becoming the BEST person you can become – a person you and your family would be proud of. A person whom GREAT companies would fight over to hire and pay you $100,000, $250,000 or even $500,000 per year…
But right now, it’s all about the grades.
I have developed the system YOU can USE TODAY to make your wildest dreams come true.
Get it now and watch your grades jump!
Get the Best Grades With The Least Amount Of Effort has been purchased by thousand of students like you in more than 29 countries and has been translated into 4 different languages, soon 5!
That proves without a doubt how effective these GUARANTEED strategies are. You don’t even need to a native English speaker to use them! That many people can’t be wrong… Join them today and start improving your grades, within the next 3 minutes!
If you have any pre-purchase questions that aren’t answered on this website, email me at info [~at~] get-better-grades . com and I will get back to you with an answer.
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Using the secrets you’ll learn in Get The Best Grades With the Least Amount of Effort you’ll study LESS for an essay test, a multiple choice test or an exam and still get better grades on your report card.
But it’s not only about good grades now, is it? It’s about getting the best grades you can so that you get your dream job that earns you good money and provides the lifestyle you want.
It’s not so hard to just get any old job, but it takes a smart person to get a well-paying career that makes you, your family and friends proud.
Sure, you can find a ton of material on learning strategies on the Internet, but you will never find anything that comes close to Get The Best Grades With the Least Amount of Effort because it’s not about just going over the same tired old “brute force” rote learning strategies your grandfather used when he was at school, but using the latest advances in speed learning psychology to turn you into the best you can be.
You’ll discover:
…And that’s just the tip of the iceberg because you’ll get every strategy, trick, technique and short-cut guaranteed to turn you into a POWER-LEARNER… and a SUPER-ACHIEVER!
Dr. Marc Dussault, author of How To Get The Best Grades With The Least Amount Of Effort
I’ve told you a lot about what this book can do for you, but you might be wondering, “who the heck are you and why should I listen to what you have to say?”.
Two very good questions. Let me briefly tell you about some of the times I have personally used these study methods to “ace” tests and exams, while still having a life…
The first time:
I completed a 4-year Engineering Degree, which takes many students 5 years to complete, in 3 years with two specializations (majors), not just one.
Second and third time:
While I was doing my MBA AND Ph.D. on a full-time basis, as the founder of my own start-up company, I used Exponential Marketing Strategies, with no money down, to build my service company 3 times faster, with double the industry average sales per employee, with a fraction of the industry’s employee attrition rate WHILE consistently producing twice the profitability of my competitors – and graduated with honors!
Fourth time:
When I moved to Australia, I completed a thesis for a Doctorate in Business Administration Degree in 3 months – a process that takes even the most committed academic “nerd” at least 12, if not 24, months to write.
My thesis was accepted by two external examiners “as presented”, a rare accomplishment at this elite level of academic performance. By the way, my 500-page thesis included more than 1,200 references, 46 summary tables, 19 figures and a whopping 8 appendices! The file size was so big, Microsoft Word kept crashing, forcing me to put the appendices in a separate file!
Fifth time:
Recently, while I worked for a global software vendor, I leveraged the SAME strategies to produce marketing results 30 TIMES (that’s 3,000%) greater than the company’s norms with the same closing (conversion) ratios as my contemporaries in other regions of the world, growing the business more than 50% per year while I completed a post graduate law degree with a specialization in taxation, superannuation and asset protection, completing it with Distinction in less than one year without a single work colleague being aware of my extra-curricular academic activities.
Using the exact same formula you are just about to master, I have also become a competitive squash player, winning a Masters, an Open Men’s and gaining “Runner Up” in another Open Men’s Squash tournament — and this was in the first 5 years of learning to play in my mid 30s!
Why am I telling you all this?
Simple. I am the LIVING EXAMPLE that this stuff works under the most unusual, demanding and excruciating circumstances.
I could never have achieved those outcomes without tried and tested, bullet-proof strategies that produce Exponential Results with LESS effort – BOTH as a student (learner) and business person (entrepreneur).
“From failing grades to top of the class in a matter of weeks “
I bought this book for my son who has entered the police academy at the age of 20. He has always had trouble testing as he blanks out and gets nervous.
There is no room for lacking grades in this academy as the lowest score can only be an 80% with only one retest allowed. He failed the first test by 2 points. That’s when we bought your study book.
The academics are hard learning all the laws and statutes; the days are long starting class at 6:00 am finishing at 17:00 and a very hard physical training at the end of the day in the high heat.
After focusing on the main ideas in your book, telling your friends don’t call till the weekend, I need to study every night, getting with other students to find out what works for them and forming study groups with them – things have seemed to change.
My son feels more confident before each test, takes his time using the allotted time for the test, leaves the questions he is not sure of and goes back. The new result is he has the second highest grade in the class for last two tests.
Hopefully I am not tooting his horn too early but I think if he continues to focus and continues these new learned habits he will he fine. I am glad I found your book as it as sure made a difference in my son’s study habits.
He has learned that just reading the book or any book is not the answer – you must apply what you read.
Thanks again
Drew in sunny Florida, USA
“Arrrgghh! I can’t believe the hours I used to WASTE!”
“I can’t believe they don’t teach this in school. I can’t believe the hours I used to waste – for nothing! I wish I had known about this years ago…. A definite must for high school or university student.”
Robert McNemara First-year university student
“Makes studying fun..”
“I can’t believe studying could be so much fun!”
David O’Connell Grade 7 student
“I used to believe I couldn’t be a better student. Boy was I wrong.”
“I hate to admit it, but I came here not believing I could learn to be a better student (my parents sent me against my will). Boy was I wrong! When I get home, I’m going to give them both a huge hug. This will change my life forever!”
Sylvio Di Angelo Grade 10 student
“I’m glad to know this before it’s too late.”
“If I had known about this sooner, I would have made the honor roll in high school for sure! I’m just glad to know this before it’s too late!”
Paul Martineau First year Bachelor of Science student
“Fun and engaging”
“Professor Dussault is one of the best teachers I’ve had in over 4 years of university courses. He creates a fun and engaging atmosphere that lures the most introverted students (like me) to come out of their shells and explore new ideas and concepts openly.”
A (very shy) graduate student who wishes to remain anonymous
“More Courses in LESS Time = $25,000/yr Salary Raise”
“By going from 1 to 3 night courses per semester and spending LESS TIME studying, it means I will complete my commerce degree 3 years sooner – that’ll be worth $25,000/year increase in salary… Yipee!”
Helena M. Corporate Telecommunications Manager
“All High Distinctions (As)”
“I just aced my first series of exams – ALL HIGH DISTINCTIONS (As) – I never, ever thought I was that smart – neither did my friends who envy me now! Thanks!”
Frank Lowenstein First Year Uni Student
“I went from Ds and Cs to Bs and As”
“I went from Ds and Cs and to Bs and a few As. I never knew the pretty girls went for the smarter boys in the class. Shhh!”
Morris J. High School Senior
“I am excited to have this information“
“I thought I would let you know that I have downloaded your book and read it and took notes the very same day I bought it. I am excited to have this information and I have already made plans to put these steps into action in my study. I have also watched the speed learning video.
Thank you for keeping at me to use these tools.”
Sharon Meserve
Learn how to STUDY SMART so you can still go out with friends, kick back, surf the Net or play video games!
Your success in life has little to do with your ability to get straight As and Bs in every subject. But if you want to become a super-achiever and be successful in life you MUST become a POWER-learner – simply because anyone can learn almost anything as long as they have enough time to do it.
If you want to be super successful in life, have a well-paying career and do something with your life – you must become BETTER than most people. You must become better than average. MUCH BETTER.
You see, anyone can become a Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan or Bill Gates. These people are obviously more determined than most but the KEY to their success is better strategies.
If you want to get good grades on your report card in every subject, become a power-learner and accomplish what most people can only dream about – you need better strategies.
If you are not producing results, you risk failing your family… your close friends… your teachers… But most importantly you fail YOURSELF!
And if you go to school, college or uni and don’t get good grades that will lead straight into a successful career, all your time will be wasted — time you will NEVER get back, lost forever.
And that’s the key difference. All wealthy, successful and famous super-achievers have secret strategies to make every minute count.
Those are strategies that most people never discover. That’s why most people are stuck in a dead-end job they hate, drive an old car that’s falling apart, live in a shoddy suburb, constantly argue with their partner and never create a life they want and dream about.
If you know you can get better grades than you currently do… if you’re unsure what exactly to do with your life… if deep inside you know you can do better…
And you want the fastest, proven, tried and tested way to get you there you must get this book – if you follow the strategies, you’re guaranteed to bring your grades up, and learn good study habits. Most importantly – it will help you to be more successful in life.
BONUS: Here’s Another Bonus To Help Accelerate Your Results Even Faster
Full Color MindMap Of The Entire Book, Plus 10 Chapter Summary Mindmaps
As a limited time bonus, I’ll also give you access to all the tips, tools and techniques on one A4/8.5×11” sheet so you have INSTANT ACCESS to the content of the whole book!
I’ll also send you one DETAILED full-color MindMap of EACH Chapter every week for 10 weeks.
Each MindMap will help reinforce every single strategy, allowing you to recall and apply it with little or no effort.
ADDITIONAL BONUS VIDEO
5 Minutes To Go From Panic To Passing Tomorrow’s Exam
We’ve all been there… it’s the night before a test, quiz or exam and we’re not even close to being ready. That’s when panic sets in. What are you going to do? Is it too late?
Not a chance. If you know the “5 Strategies to go from Panic To Passing Tomorrow’s Exam”, you’ll have a quick 5-minute solution to your problem.
Yes, in 5 minutes, you’ll regain control and confidently make the best of a bad situation.
This no-fluff video reveals how you can focus on what will be on your exam, make the most of the (little) time you have and do your very best.
These 5 strategies are so effective you might be tempted to use them for ALL your exams, but that would be a mistake. You want to use them ONLY when you get caught unprepared because the goal is to AVOID THE PANIC in the first place!
This bonus comes with a full 5-point checklist so you can do each strategy step-by-step quickly and easily in less than 5 minutes BECAUSE you have an exam TOMORROW, remember?!?!?
So what’s a fair price to pay for this one-of-a-kind collection of proven speed learning strategies and secrets?
I’ll be straight with you. The price of Get The Best Grades With The Least Amount Of Effort is $29.95.
If you’ve read even one quarter of the info above about what you’ll find inside AND what these strategies will do for your grades and future career, I’m sure you’ll agree that is a very fair price.
What’s more, these ideas, techniques and strategies took me over 20 years to learn, including reading over 300 books, attending seminars, workshops and meeting exceptional people who produce outstanding results in life and business.
I ALSO want you to be ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN you can get the value out of this unique speed study system. That’s why this product comes with my iron-clad, no-questions-asked money back guarantee.
Don’t Decide Right Now – Simply TEST DRIVE Get The Best Grades With the Least Amount of Effort for a FULL 60 days, THEN Decide Whether Or Not You Want to Keep It
It’s simple. Get the book. Use it for 60 days. If you feel it cannot make your life SIMPLER, EASIER and MORE FUN…
If you’re not confident you’re well on your way to BOOSTING your grades THIS semester… If you are not a better student… a better learner… a better achieve… with HALF the effort… If it doesn’t make you feel unstoppable and in control of your studies…
…then you can simply shoot me one email and I’ll refund your money immediately. No questions asked, no hard feelings. You simply can’t lose.
The only way you can lose is if you keep stressing about your grades while doing nothing to improve your strategies. That doesn’t work, no matter how hard you try.
Make the decision to START your transformation to unleash the genius within you – TODAY!
You have nothing to lose, everything to gain. Click below to boost your grades and have MORE fun, starting today.
Available for Immediate Secure Download – even if it’s 2am!
Onward and upward!
Dr Marc Dussault B Eng, MBA, MLS (UNSW LAW), DBA, GAICD, FAIM
Author Get The Best Grades With The Least Amount Of Effort
P.S. Remember, this is not just about getting the best grades you can. It’s about becoming the BEST person you can become – a person you and your family would be proud of. A person whom GREAT companies would fight over to hire and pay you $100,000, $250,000 or even $500,000 per year…
But right now, it’s all about the grades.
I have developed the system YOU can USE TODAY to make your wildest dreams come true.
Get it now and watch your grades jump!
Get the Best Grades With The Least Amount Of Effort has been purchased by thousand of students like you in more than 29 countries and has been translated into 4 different languages, soon 5!
That proves without a doubt how effective these GUARANTEED strategies are. You don’t even need to a native English speaker to use them! That many people can’t be wrong… Join them today and start improving your grades, within the next 3 minutes!
If you have any pre-purchase questions that aren’t answered on this website, email me at info [~at~] get-better-grades . com and I will get back to you with an answer.
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