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Historical figures that give gay/bi vibes even though they probably weren’t

- Alexander the great: greek, twinky, 3 wives only one child.

- Julius caesar: “triumvirate” ok buddy we get it you’re in a toxic gay polycule you don’t need to give it a stupid name.

- Leonardo da Vinci: you tell me he’s not gay after he stared at dick for hours on his back… ok buddy.

- Catherine the Great: shitty helicopter mom, betrayed her own husband.

- George Washington: wooden teeth from sucking too much dick.

- Robert E Lee/Ulysses S. Grant: enemies to lovers?

And finally

- Emperor Hirohito: he just has gay pilled chud physiognomy.

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This is a bad allegory. If im a nail wouldn’t my entire nail society revolve around hating the hammer? I would have been raised on tales of the wrath of the hammer, of its deceptive and cruel ways, of how it would all come for us one day and damn us to a fate of suffocation inside the chopped up and desecrated corpse of a tree.

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People who are complaining about the dire wolves are such losers. “Erm it’s not actually a dire wolf” I DONT CARE, whatever it is it is a very important step forward in genetic engineering, the ability to make a new species to fill the evolutionary niches left behind by extinct animals. If anyone who is hating on the dire wolf actually bothered to watch the video explaining how and why they made it then maybe they would actually be able to put up a serious argument instead of simply hating everything thats new. Oh and they’re 8 months old already im not sure if you knew that.

Its just whining for no reason as like people saying “its pandering” no its scientists having fun. Like how can you have this little whimsy in your head.

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The best thing that came out of his life and subsequent death was the banger movie named the same thing

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Me: “i don’t think trump should invade canada, i think that is bad for america and only hurt our reputation and economy while justifying imperialism for our enemies”

Some random fucking canadian or European: “lol we would beat you in a war”

Me: “…”

Me: “unlimited warfare upon the European union, death to all those who will stand in the way of the american empire”

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Happy soviet dissolution day. Rip bozo you will not be missed

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My cat has mommy issues.

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Holy shit. Asaad is deposed… just like that. After 13 years, it all came crashing down in 10. days.

Let us hope that Abu al-Julani does better.

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Arcane season 2 act 3 spoilers ahead, you have been warned. Also tw: discussion of sewerslide

Jinxes sacrifice really pissed me off. I personally thought it was kinda insensitive to have a suicidal person that tries to kill themselves 3+ times on screen sacrifice themselves. Like it’s still suicide, no matter how heroic it was. I know that she probably isn’t actually dead, but it was just so pointless. No one had to die there, yet just to make the viewers shocked for a little bit. It just seems insensitive for the serious and traumatic event that is suicide.

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the cartographer of the fantasy villain having to make another map of goodlandia because the villain stabbed it with a knife for the 8th time

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You know what im changing my nationality for the next 4 years, i am no longer American, i am Californian.

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Europe better step their shit up because america is gonna be essentially out of action for 4 years. Please for the love of god actually fund your militaries for once this isn’t a joke.

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I hit a jill SStein voter with my car while leaving the polls and i don’t feel bad about it

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Being intelligent and being out of your depth are too entirely different things, you can be both at the same time. It’s ok to step back and say “ok im clearly not ready for this” and still be smart.

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I think some men need to realize that women also feel lonely, women also yearn for someone to love, and women also have warped perceptions of what they think the opposite gender is due to the internet.

Just letting you know so the next time there is a single woman who you want to talk to (and your in an environment that is ment to build connections aka: social events) go ahead, she is probably as lonely as you are.

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Can i get the og version

many such cases

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Manga titles be like: “my sister is an undercover FBI agent sent to stop jhon evil (my secret alter ego) from destroying the world!!??”