#pep band

[clarafyer]

So fun fact: I'm a band kid, band kids do the halftime show for the homecoming game, and I chose to do flags for marching band and clarinet for pep band (I chose clarinet for the pun of my name back in 7th grade) and uhh yeah I did a show-off throw at the end for the funnies and my parents caught this frame and I LOVE IT

[calicocry]

listening to music and imagining what it'd sound like if i played it in band

[haveyoulistenedtothisalbum-poll]

Tracklist:

Panther Dash • Ladyflash • Feelgood by Numbers • The Power is On • Get It Together • We Just Won't Be Defeated • Junior Kickstart • Air Raid GTR • Bottle Rocket • Friendship Update • Hold Yr Terror Close • Huddle Formation • Everyone's a V.I.P. To Someone

Spotify ♪ Bandcamp ♪ YouTube

[that-one-flute12]

*deep inhale*

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HEYYYY BABYYY

[cryptidfagswag]

Band is over for the year and I'm sad, here are all of the quotes I've gathered from it (long) (very long) (contains sex jokes)

I've got myelin on my jeez-o-pete

Ohp- that's not how you put pants on

Great sound! but the battery died :(

Low brass, can you count to six?

Who won the race? not the band

Let's go swimming, no I might die

You're just eating flour now. Mmmm delicious, I'm choking

Why are you thinking about his cock? Thats not very "I like women'' of you

You do everything he says, he's got this big ass knife

Shit me, fuck me, stick me in a can

You're good with that?

I mean, yeah, I know how to use an elevator-

*carrying chimes up the stairs,*

Don't mind me, just a fairy

Festive, super festive, like Santa threw up

They will not be held responsible unless they stab you directly with a sea urchin

What kind of pie?

Pie!!!

Put your bongos away Noah, you delinquent

Nah I like my men with nice tits

Can you feel it, the rays of sunshine, joy, fear

Hey, it's kinda hot up here. It's not really, I just want you to take off your clothes

Anyone want…plugs

If you can suck a mouthpiece, you can suck a dick

That shits gonna kill you

That's the point

Chicken pot?

Pie!!!

Causes microwave issues

C'mon, fuck me in the ass. With a condom, don't forget that part

How are you today

Pretty fucking horny

See, now I know you're gonna hide

But you don't know where

I'm sticking my penis places it shouldn't be. Like the meat grinder. I'm making sauce, making it saucy

Let's play happy!

Oh, I am not happy anymore

Industry baby!

Everybody just started sobbing, you cannot think this is a good idea

He took, no, he took his skin and fed it to his family, he's a good luck charm

When I die, I wanna get cremated and put into a blunt

Ah, fuck me

Was that an invitation?

Was that an offer?

Contrary to popular belief, I am in fact a bottom

Murder hornets all over those clarinets

Sweet Caroline, fuck my ass

There's nothing inspiring about your digga-digga-dahts

Oboe- gods gift to the woodwind section

It's not a gift, it's a a hazard

Oboe, more like oh no

I just burped on the snare

What the fuck-

Just thought I’d let you boys know

Look, a Lowe's! We're gonna build a wall!

Poom poom

Beacon no, we promised we'd stop

I'm the recessive trait hiding in your phenotypes

I'd make out with you in a Denny's parking lot, and I'd suck your dick outside and IHOP

Do you have a shitty pancake restaurant kink?

Ok no, if you got a worm, and fried it in cheese, it would be exactly like a cheeto

Honestly I would eat a worm raw

Ohp you're too tall, I decapitated you

Friends, colleagues, fucking rat bastards

He dropped his euphonium on my tuba once. Well, not my tuba, if it was my tuba I would've murdered him.

We need an instrument. Aha! So, a clarinetist walks into a bar- no-

Where did you even get that?

Theft? I don't know

Babies aren't supposed to be that cute, they're like, all mushy. There's too much skin and not enough surface area

The guy with the bottle of rocks looked like he was having fun

Silas is in the shit container

Honestly I'm just really tired and really horny

A balloon fetish, like, do you stick your penis in a balloon

Dude if a worm looks at me, I will cry for like, two hours

Dad, where do babies come from? Mmm storks

I could fight someone with my cheeks and win

Do you need lungs to play the trumpet? No

Sorry I can't come to band today, my pigs are giving birth

I'm straight but I too would offer my hole to him

Wyatt put your trumpet mouthpiece in this

Do not put your trumpet mouthpiece in this

Vape? Nah, half a clarinet

Have you seen gus?

Oh he's over there getting molested by his mustard yellow friends

I can't wait to get to Hawaii and say 'bonjour, mexico'

It burns my mouth like a hot pocket from hell

I am shiny, fabulous, and full of syrup

I had to manhandle my English muffin

Stop crying, start smoking

I like the humidity. Makes me feel moisturized. Like I'm being licked by the atmosphere, everywhere on my body

No I would like to sex him with considerable vigor

Don't you wanna climb up those mountains, it looks so appetizing. Gonna slurp up those clouds

Oh is that nice on your cute little patoots

Anyone got weed up there?

Yeah! Do you want me to just, like, toss it down?

I remember you, you were useless

Penguins, cause they have toes. That's gonna go well

Let loose and defenestrate

I like it, you look like a stripper

I want to vomit with gusto, with enthusiasm

I am actually a trained exorcist

I like that in a man

That did considerable hurt upon me. I did not like that

They went spearfishing together, that's the gayest shit I've heard all week

Who would win, Scheels or an orca

As in, dressing up in a dinosaur costume and fighting Elvis

We say 'here's the tune,' and then we all just scream for six minutes

Damn girl, what those knees do

Hold on a minute, im sacrificing a freshman to the old gods

No, no, come back, i'm getting sacrificed

I've heard you play, you sound scrumptious, you sound slaylicious

Isn't today a special day to be a third trumpet

No, part of my personality is I'm just having an existential crisis, all the time

That's not smoke on the water, that's I smoked too much

I want to be the justice, wrath, and love of God all at once

He has his masters in going hee honk

Do you like country? Well you're about to find out

He drives like a maniac with his colossal biceps

How do you do the alphabet? It's complicated

Why did you touch your toes like that?

Because we're thermostats

I don't want to know your name, I like our relationship the way it is

You have no business wanting my skin

I will feed your sun dried bones to the old gods

Mack, what time do we get out?

Like, 10:40

What time is it?

10:22

Jesus balls

Violence is not the answer

But cannibalism is

Our churches are all, like, old Walmarts

Shake that bagpipe? Yes please

Everyone's days are numbered

Your number is significantly lower than the average american

[hobbithabits]

Pep band is like if an entire legion of bards casted Vicious Mockery at the same time

[bra1nwashed]

"but what if they don't like us?"

"they can SUCK IT!"

[fruitjedi]

You know that feeling when you go to band a percussionist and come back a baritone horn player?

[wouldntyouliketokno]

Gentle reminder for my people out there from my band director!

[mackachu1212]

I got glow stick juice of my hand lmao /srs

[thefaearealwaysamongyou]

Currently abt to go to play at a professional basketball game with the band, wish us luck!

[oasis1022]

No one:

Literally no one:

My band teacher at ten in the morning: “WHO WANTS SNACKS”

Me: “ME!” *Gets up and hops as fast as humanly possible on one leg because my other knee is in a brace*

Class: *Laughing at my antics*

The overprotective senior that’s adopted me: “OASIS, YOU’RE HURT”

Me: “And? I wanted cheetos”

[freakanonic]

I hate sporting events because they are so overstimulating. But I enjoy sporting events because we get to play at them. Unending cycle of dread and enjoyment. 📼

[thatonefluteband]

HI! welcome to my blog 🤠

Hi!!! This is my blog where I will be talking about only band-related things.

Some things to know about me:

I play flute and piccolo

I'm a sophomore

I love band (obviously). I'm in marching, pep, and symphonic band at my school (and I did vocals for jazz during Christmas).

I come from a pretty small band. Our marching band, which is our biggest band, was 40 people.

Even though we are small we are mighty!!! We won 2nd and percussion captions at one comp this year, 1st and percussion/visual at another, and 1st and all captions at another. Never underestimate a small band!! 🙃

Sooooo... yeah!! I don't really post consistently to be honest but I will occasionally. If you have any questions about my band, or whatever, feel free to message me 👌

[music-theory-on-acid]

Got bored. Made a Pep band version of the Skyrim Main theme (Dragonborn)

it's 49 seconds long.

[heathen-harpy]

I’ve realized my band memes have never been exposed to the internet. Here, take them and pass them around.

These are handmade by yours truly

This one is in respect to the school’s white suv that we used to haul drumline equipment

These two were sent to me by one of my freshmen

I had a computer science teacher I hated and I used his color printer and put these up in the band room. Every one of these lives on. I have left my mark on the school.