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[eustassslut]

Okay but imagine Kidd with an s/o who has the size size fruit and can grow or shrink. Tiny them sitting in his hand or on his shoulder. And then they get giant sized and hold tiny grumpy kid in their hands while smooching him

i've been thinking about this ask for ages, i thought i lost this ask but it was hidden in my drafts.

from the minute he meets his s/o, he's completely fascinated with their devil fruit. he demands multiple explanations of it and always insists on showing their powers off to everyone. he also loves testing the extent of his s/o's powers, always asking them if they're able to shrink or grow to random sizes inspired by objects around him.

"can you grow to the size of this ice cube?"

"yes Kid"

"will you do it?"

"no Kid", queue Kid sulking and giving them the silent treatment until his gf gives in and does it for him.

but despite being rather irritating, Kid's super considerate of his s/o's safety on the ship no matter what size they are. if they're feeling like they want to be small and wonder around the ship, Kid will walk next to them to protect them from getting injured and shouting at anyone who gets too close. if they just feel like being tiny for the day, Kid loves sitting them on his shoulder or on top of his goggles so he can keep them next to him.

the idea of Kid just very carefully lifting his tiny s/o up from the table on his hand to sit on his shoulder is the cutest thing ever i'm sorry.

Kid is also weirdly paranoid that his s/o will forget their real height one day so like a parent, has a measuring wall in his cabin for them. he regularly makes his s/o shrink/grow to whatever height they think is their real height to make sure that they remember it. his only other rule he has is that his s/o isn't allowed to make themselves taller than 9ft tall whilst on the ship incase they accidentally sink the boat or fall into the sea.

as i spoke about in this ask Kid defiantly also has a fragile ego and takes it incredibly personally if his s/o is taller than him. so i can see his s/o exploiting this by frequently making themselves an inch taller than him just to irritate him. Kid will just sulk in a corner until his s/o apologises or shrinks to shorter than him.

however, he will admit that watching a giant version of s/o kick ass in a fight is incredibly attractive and that it turns him on. Kid also finds it incredibly attractive when his s/o picks him up in their giant hands to help him with his attacks in battle, he finds it super useful and a huge ego boost watching his enemies cower in fear at the Kid Pirates' power couple.

[lawscorazon]

you never got into seventeen ? bestie listen to their discovery rn and watch their series called ‘going seventeen’, you won’t regret it at all. i’ve been a carat since 2015 so ik what i’m saying 😠 - eustassslut

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LAST UPDATED: May 7, 2023

[quinloki]

do you have any Yandere!Kid fanfic recommendations? I havent read any Yandere recently and Kid feels like he would be perfect for it

Ahhh.... hmm... I haven't come across a good Yandere!Kid Fan fic (I have plans to start one by the end of this month, but alas it's not started yet).

I will say that @eustassslut has some DELICIOUS yandere!Kid Pirate head canons that might help you

@abysscronica has a Captive Series that isn't exactly yandere!Kid, but there's certainly dubious elements and yandere vibes at times (Also it's a great, gritty angsty series, so like, I recommend it a lot).

Off the top of my head that's the most I have though - @swampstew my Kid Fanatic Partner in Crime, do you have any good recs? (I mean, share with me too, cause I could go for some good toxic grub).

[thegrandlinesimp]

Ah yes, my blorbos, Rosi is a bit of a stretch to hug but it’s noting too-

…bad…

Even though it’s a shit post I’m tagging fellow simps, dammit

@rosiinante (do not worry sunny, I only wish to hug your husband, he looks like he gives good hugs) @eustassslut @childofblackmaria @eustasssimp @starrybrujita

[4law]

ok!! i didn’t include everybody cuz this took longer than expected oopsie so lemme know if u wanna be added too! i’m not shipping u with ur selfship cuz that is no fun at all

@sauza : usopp (op), kuguri (hq)

every time you’re on my dash i’m laughing at the thoughts u share with us, and i think these characters can match ur energy so well. ur humor is unmatched i love u!!

@lawscorazon : law ENERU (op) & sakusa (hq)

ares radiates pretty energy and eneru radiates let me bother pretty people like ares until they fall for me energy.

@satotokii : bokuto (hq) & aran (hq!)

bokuto is self explanatory he is a ray of sunshine!! & aran i just feel like he gives good hugs and that’s what someone like u deserves— the best hugs :’)

@yourtamaki : killer (op) & shanks (op)

hear me out— killer will obviously treat you well, but why do i see shanks looking at you with heart eyes ??

@tofutobios : coby (op), zoro (op)

if u haven’t seen op then im referring to post time skip coby!! he has a heart of gold and u are so friendly so omg. and zoro needs your help with directions he needs u to hold his hand whenever he goes outside (NO I SHOUKD HAVE ADDED HIMEKAWA FROM HQ TOO) (omg and tanjiro from kny)

@strawhatsoraya : osamu (hq) & edgeshot (mha)

osamu cooks for you, and edgeshot i just feel like it fits. sora also radiates pretty person energy and edgeshot is so elegant!!

@killsaki : sabo (op) & hirugami (hq)

omg 🥹 i gasped when i thought of sabo that was the person i was looking for!! i was struggling hard fr kisaki & sanji fit so well

@euphofic2 : ace (op), matsukawa (hq)

i feel like after the smelly debate on your page, these two would add their own thoughts to it without hesitation. that’s why. LMFAOO IF UR SCARED OF BUGS, I CAN IMAGINE ONE OF THEM KILLING THEM AND THEN HE SETS THEM ON TOP OF THE TRASH SO U CAN STILL SEE THE CORPSE CLEARLY. laughs very loudly when u notice!!

@icy-spicy : kita (hq) & smoker (one piece)

kita picks flowers for you and smoker holds your shopping bags that’s all ima say!!

@eustassslut : bakugo (mha) & sanemi (kny)

i feel like these fit so well!! i wanted to ship u with kid so bad but here we are

@tenkomi : ace (op) & kenma (hq)

ok i haven’t talked to u all that much but i doooo feel like u and ace would have so much fun together that is what my mind thinks !! he would wake u up at 4 am to get pizza with him and then fall asleep on the way there

@ransluvrboy : oikawa with glasses (hq) & also law but since i ship everyone with law then also king (op! very pretty face reveal) AND OMG LOWKEY AIZAWA (MHA)

it fits the vibe i get from u! BUT ONLY WITH THE GLASSES. i associate u with that pretty green on ur blog and these men match that 🥹 hottest couple for real tell me ghost + king doesn’t sound cool as fuck

and robin

@creompie : shindo yo (mha) & kuroo (hq)

kuroo pats your head when he walks by or leans to rest on your head yeah! & then he does the jaw thing— where u quickly clench and unclench your jaw and u can feel it against your head 🙂

@ / kiiguru : luffy (op) & itadori (jjk)

in case dilly comes back!!

@vlyxen : kirishima (mha), & corazon (op)

no kirishima would love & adore u so good & corazon is so sweet please!! this would be so cute :’)

@rowan-rites : akaashi (hq) & megumi (jjk)

no cuz i just finished ur matchup & picked new ones but!! these characters here will go everywhere with you, and they’d let u fall asleep on their shoulder <33

@sanomnjiro : hawks (mha), tengen (kny)

from op i would put luffy bartolomeo! would be ur biggest fan pleaseee 😭 hawks covers ur eyes with a feather before asking “guess who,” then realizes the feather gives it away! u and tengen are hot that’s all

@dark-mnjiro : crocodile (op), & toji (jjk)

okay i’m getting this vibe … you know that night city / lux theme all over pinterest ?? no this is what u and these two remind me of !!!

@httphaitani : hina (op) & alisa (hq) or zoro (op)

omg and also iwaizumi if that’s okay!! alisa wants to bring you everywhere she goes & hina likes to hug your waist while laying on top of you to tell you about her day…

@sanjithesimp : penguin (op) & zoro (op)

okay penguin maybe not a super popular character but have u seen the fanart!!! ZORO MEANWHILE yes zoro fits so well

@ / benkeibear : twice (mha), (hq)

when i talked to u i literally felt like i was being hugged so yeah these characters would love you so dearly!!

@scabsaint : luffy (op) & sugawara (hq)

luffy would make it his mission to put a smile on your face every day! sugawara likes to see u melt into his hugs (: i already said ace for other people but i would add ace!!

@zorokinniemoment : eustass kid & law (op)

i chose characters that definitely know how to get under ur skin cuz i feel like that trope is so cute 😭 oh and tsukishima (hq!)

@momodwriter : shinso (mha) & akaza (kny)

i just see it. i can’t put my finger on it, but i see it. and yes i did want to put crocodile ):

[shipshinablog]

Do you have any Killer fics you can recommend? 👀 I love him, and I'm desperate for content-

I have been going around this request for a very long time and well, u need read them all! this is what I do regularly. I read literally EVERYTHING, from the very last page to the very first

I can probably highlight those that I read a little more often than others:

1. Kidkiller

2. Kidkiller

3. Killer, Kid and other kid pirates

4. @eustassslut everything what does is perfect!

i held it for a long time trying to remember something else (it's just hard for me to choose any particular one, i love everything!) so you can really recommend some ffs! I will only be glad

[frgman-sins]

Goth / Lolita / Punk gf for @eustassslut 's headcanons

[notwonderlandsworld]

Plan for next week: post new story

Plan for now: post recent drawings

I've literally just been making my au for my one piece OC because I'm currently in love with them.

Oh and if you're a closeted OP fan like me then I'd recommend checking out @eustassslut as I keep rereading because I am OBSESSED like their gothic canons are making me blush hard.

I even drew my version of an old style southern gothic type-esc beat of a reader. Kid actually didn't turn out bad so I'm kinda shocked. But anyways....

Next week a new story, possibly 2.

Stay tuned.

[eustassslut]

sorry about the lack of fics lately guys, i’ve been really sick (like bed ridden sick) and i start uni on monday so i have had no spare time.

[eustassslut]

thank you all so much for 300 followers! this is honestly surreal and super crazy to me. i actually don't know how to describe how much this means to me and how happy i am right now.

[eustassslut]

just hit 1300 followers on my tiktok! thank you so much to everyone who's supported me on there, even if you've all made fun of my taste in op characters. also a big thank you to my wonderful mutuals from tiktok who continue to be some of the funniest (and most disturbing) people i know.

i honestly can't believe i've hit 2 milestones on back to back days.

[eustassslut]

just found out we’re mutuals on tik tok and i didn’t even know lmao

you can't say this and then not give me a hint as to which mutual you are anon, i'm going to drive myself insane trying to figure it out. but i'm glad my mutuals/followers from tiktok are finally figuring out i write fanfic too.

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[thegrandlinesimp]

Sooo this isn’t Kinktober but it ties in. I wanted to do something that helped explain how I see these two as a couple before diving into the sexy stuff, if I didn’t there would be a lot of what you’re reading below littered about the Kinktober fills (there’s still some, especially for the ‘Heartbeat’ day, but not as much as there could have been.

Tagging fellow Kid simps (don’t worry guys there’s no smut in this one, could probably rate it T for the aversion to smut): @eustassslut @eustasssimp @childofblackmaria

Eustass Kid was not a man who willing submitted easily, the defiant fire that burned through his veins wouldn’t allow him to, even though he enjoyed it. Yes. He liked it, being to the receiving end; it made him feel pampered, wanted, regardless of how roughly he was treated. He felt sated, right, and for a long time after he was less prone to the fiery outbursts he was known for.

But, then again, he’d only ever submitted to one person.

The idea of doing so for anyone else made his stomach flip, a sense of unease coiling tight within his chest as his breath hitched. If the mere idea felt it wrong, he dreaded what the act itself would be like.

But with Killer? Killer was safe. Killer wouldn’t laugh at him, wouldn’t lord it over him, never say cruel things like “the great Eustass Captain Kid, taking my cock like a common whore!”.

No, he never did those things, maybe a light verbal tease a few times a month, a proverbial little nudge whenever he was feeling playful, but he never once overstepping the unseen boundaries he knew Kid had. For Killer he let his walls crumble, let that harsh persona he showed the world lay to rest for a few hours. In return Killer never failed to take his mask off, baring what he hated most about himself to the man he loved with all his heart.

It was symbiotic, in a way, at least Kid considered it to be. How he needed something and Killer was the only one he was comfortable getting it from; while Killer had a mean, rough streak that flared every now and then, but he knew Kid could take whatever he dished out.

That wasn’t to say they never slept with other people, though more often than not they tag teamed someone, both taking up the dominate position for the night. As for when one went solo, there was a nod across the bar to the other, a silent question if it was okay. If the nod was returned then it was all good, if not there was an immediate and instinctual pull to dump the would be one night stand and go see what was wrong. They were open books to each other, even with Killer’s mask and Kid’s self smothered emotions. Those times they did take some random stranger to bed without the other was always out of a sense of lust, a mere passing curiosity that could easily be ignored for the sake of the other. Though Kid would roll his eyes to save face and Killer stiffen with uncertainty, they never wished ill upon one another.

In a way - for them - it went beyond the simple term “love”. Such a word made Kid scrunch up his nose and for Killer it never felt strong enough. It ran deeper, deeper than words could properly describe, “bone deep” still didn’t cut it. Neither said it out loud, but the term “soulmate” - while corny in Kid’s perspective - perfectly described what they had.

Kid had only had a small handful of adult teeth growing through when he met Killer, while Killer had had no friends, just other children who hovered near him to jeer and laugh. Kid only had his mother, a horrible woman who would rather let her son starve than go without a meal herself, while Killer wasn’t allowed anywhere near the orphanage - despite being an orphan himself - because he “disturbed the other children”.

Two outcasts bought together not by necessity or pity, but by simple friendship and camaraderie. Kid didn’t think Killer was weird, and Killer treated Kid with nothing but respect. Through the years it grew, spread its roots deep, neither unable to truly tell when they fell for the other. From there it grew even deeper, two souls clicking together, neither knowing where they ended and the other began, neither wanting to know.

They just…

Fit.

[eustassslut]

eustassslut, i want you to know that my ears currently hurt due to my airpods being too loud. goodnight.

anon, thank you for the life update i am glad to know this. good day.