my essays today were OH MY GOD got to school got the exam it was all set up i open it up. the topic is assigned from the government of alberta and no one is allowed to know what it is until we open the book at 9 am when the exam starts. and iβm thinking oh it canβt be THAT bad yknow they release a few past topics that iβve seen and they usually follow the same formula yknow something about perseverance the effect other people have the effect loneliness has something along those lines. can connect it to human connection wham bam thank you maβam. NOT THIS TIME!!! THIS topic was SO DUMB it was like. discuss the ideas in you selected text about the effect generosity has on an individualβs process of recovery. like WHATTTT does that even MEAN. literally when we opened our books you could sense when everyone finished reading the topic bc the air literally shifted and you could see people start to panic. like. we had to write something about something we covered in english so like a selection of short stories, 1984, or tim burtons big fish and NONE OF THEMMMM NONE have ANYTHINGGG to do with the topic literally in any way. one of the short stories we read KIND OF applied to the topic but we read it wayyy back in november literally like november 15 we read it so i donβt remember ANYTHKNG from it. so i ended up writing on 1984 bc itβs the one i know best and i wrote like. ohhh ingsoc in 1984 twists language and the definition of generosity to fit their own narrative and tortures people to βrecoverβ them from the wrong side and bring them into the warm embrace of big brother and itβs all very generous. basically writing from the perspective of the party bc WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO i literally sat there for 40 minutes staring at the topic trying to think of what to write and thatβs the best i could come up with. iβm really pushing my luck turning that heap of GARBAGE into the government i just hope my use of big words and ability to reword the same sentence 400 times in a row carries me to a big fat w
ok HELLO this was a journey . omg this is interesting though iβm not familiar with these kind of tests I WOULD LITERWLLY DIEEEEEEEEEEE like right there. this message made me realize how easy i have it
16 notes
Β·
View notes
yourusername
Liked by billieeilish and 2 452 345 others
yourusername photo dump π
View all 13 268 comments
billieeilish ππ
lizzobeeating cutiesπ©·π©·
yourusername love ya lizzo π©ββ€οΈβπβπ©
y/nismywife 2nd slide y/n?? π€¨π€¨
y/n_l/n_updates thats literally evan peters bye
y/nplsmarryme WHAT SHE HAS A BF?? NOOOπͺπ
evanpetersupdates I know evan when I see himπ¨ thatβs definitely him
y/n_l/n_updates
Liked by y/nplsmarryme and 14 142 others
y/n_l/n_updates y/n spotted with her bf in new york today!
View all 2 376 comments
y/nplsmarryme this is getting too real now π
evanpetersrecent thatβs literally evan π§
mrspeters nah I donβt think itβs him
evanpetersrecent @/mrspeters girl it is youβre just in denial
evanpetersismyhusband we lost him guys πͺ
y/n_l/n_updates you never had him in the first place pls ππ
y/n_ismywife idc who it is as long as sheβs happy π©·π©·
evanpeters
Liked by yourusername and 3 750 258 others
evanpeters π₯Ά
View all 33 222 comments
yourusername cool hat!
evanpeters thanks π
evanpetersrecent @/yourusername HELLO??
evanpetersupdates @/evanpeters yβall think yβall so slick π
mssarahcatharinepaulson looking good evan!
evanth0maspeters_fp she liked the post Iβm done π«
mrspeters πππ
yourusername
Liked by evanpeters and 986 459 others
yourusername metgala π
View all 3 990 comments
gabbriette gorg!
yourusername thanks angel π©ββ€οΈβπβπ©
alexconsani ate
yourusername π€π€
evanpeters π€©
yourusername ππ
tate_langdon_defender @/evanpeters NO GO AWAY
evanpetersfan @/evanpeters out of all her pics to comment on you comment on this one ππ
evanpetersrecent his comment?? her reply?? they arenβt even trying to hide it anymore ππ
y/n_l/n_updates mother is mothering
evanpetersfan forget evan I want her π«
mrspeters we donβt even know if theyβre togetherβ¦
evanpetersfan @/mrspeters shut up
y/n_l/n_recent evan is so lucky ugh
evanpeters
Liked by pascalispunk and 4 237 444 others
View all 27 505 comments
evanpetersrecent hello whoβs he kissing ??ππ
y/n_and_evan_updates we all know who it is π«£
evanistheloml my eye started twitching fr
evanpetersfan pookie posted again π
mrspeters wish that was me fr π
yourusername
Liked by evanpeters and 4 783 351 others
yourusername can you tell heβs sick of me?
View all 13 973 comments
evanpeters I could never get sick of you πβ€οΈ
yourusername youβre too sweet baby πΊπ
evanpetersfan OMG THEY CONFIRMED IT
y/n_updates OMGGG
mrspeters IM SICK OMG ππππ
y/n_and_evan_updates THEYRE SO CUTE IM FREAKING OUT
y/n_ismywife canβt believe evan peters took my girl π
mrspeters you make it sound as if evan isnβt all that when in reality he could do so much better than y/n
y/n_ismywife @/mrspeters it was a joke π
y/n_l/n_pics @/mrspeters girl if you donβt-π
y/n_and_evan_updates no guys Iβve literally been waiting for this
y/n_and_evan_updates MOM AND DAD π ADOPT ME PLEASE
tate_langdon_defender SHES GETTING THAT D EVERYDAY SHES GETTING THAT D EVERYDAY SHES GETTING THAT D EVERYDAY ππ
evanpetersrecent his face in the 2nd pic ππ
****
taglist: @yes-divine-ruler @v-love @soaringcloud @laynna-mcknight @dewberryobssesed @demxnicprxncess @hxney-lemcn @champ1onsgirl @kitwalkersgfff @lollipopd @stilespeters @fand0mh03
let me know if youβd like to be added/removed from/to my taglist :)
reblogs are greatly appreciated :)
see ya soon pookies π
399 notes
Β·
View notes
intro!!πππ
kay || she/her
i genuinely adore every single ship with barty or lily in it, insect enthusiast, my pinterest screen time is lowkey horrendous, confirmed girlkisserπ©ββ€οΈβπβπ©, i SUCK at dti, regulus black was a LOSER idc what you say, lucy dacus is my queen iβll love her forever and ever
βͺ I adore most ships but bartylily, rosekiller, bartylus and lilylene do it for me every single time
βͺ pandora & evan are absolute freaks i love them
βͺ obsessed with the idea of them regulus being a musical prodigy
tiktok - stealmoonysstars
pinterest - pandorasstars
donβt currently have an insta acc dedicated to marauders stuff but that might change
7 notes
Β·
View notes
Hello,
π β’ how did you get into writing fanfiction?Β
πΌ β’ describe your latest wip with five emojis
π» β’ tag someone you appreciate but don't talk to on a regular basis
thank you, and β₯οΈβ₯οΈβ₯οΈs
hi lovely!
π β’ how did you get into writing fanfiction?Β
oh, i write since i remember being a person. when i was around eleven i discovered fanfic and fandom communities in one of the best social networks in the world, aka orkut, rip. i miss orkut terribly. i wrote high school musical fanfic i think? oh my god, i wrote obsessively lol i was a huge ryan evans fan. and then i stopped, for reasons, and many years later i found ao3 and sansa/tyrion brought me back to writing fanfic, when i tried for the first time to write in another language because it seemed a fun way to practice my english. it turns out my life quite changed because of that so thank you, sansa and tyrion. sorry grrm, i know you hate this (i did meet my best friend though so i'm not actually sorry)
πΌ β’ describe your latest wip with five emojis
πππ©ββ€οΈβπβπ©ππ
(it's about sansa being an evil, toxic lesbian. also there's a dragon.)
π» β’ tag someone you appreciate but don't talk to on a regular basis
oh i love and miss @foxyhunter99, not only her work but her person <3
thanks for the ask! that was fun.
ask me stuff here <3
8 notes
Β·
View notes
OUGH i didnβt tell you about the other essay i had to write. the one i told you about is like a critical/analytical essay. standard what you think when you hear the word essay. THIS ONE is a personal response essay which i like INFINITELY TIMES MORE bc you have so much more freedom so they give you like a poem a book excerpt and a photo that are loosely tied together with a common theme and you need to write something based on that theme and take elements from one or multiple of the things they give you and you genuinely have sm freedom. you can do a fully fictional piece, an analytical essay, you could write damn undertake fanfiction and theyβd be like as long as it works with the theme (and as long as it isnβt a prose piece) and mine was pretty good!! the theme was similar to the other one but it like omitted the generosity bit so i wrote about a kid watching his mom constantly being knocked down and picking herself back up and letting that really influence and inspire them and i used the myth of sisyphus and rocks like πͺ¨ were a big part of it (bc the photo they gave was like a guy building a photo of himself out of bricks i was like Oh thereβs Something here) and the mom was like βiβll never let anything bad happen to youβ all through the kids life bc that was a line in the book excerpt that really struck me so boom done did it in an hour pretty good
this is what i ACTUALLY think an essay is omg i love it it sounds fun i read your last ask with this π face
9 notes
Β·
View notes
hey anna! matea for the playlist thingy pretty please! <3
hiii ily π₯°π©ββ€οΈβπβπ© π
0 notes
PLEASE stop changing your url i keep searching in my following list and you donβt show up and i get lostβ¦β¦ANYWAYS my exam today <3 MUCH better than yesterdays like EONS better. the class was social studies so i mean itβs already gonna be easier to write when youβre a #sjw #feminism #queerrights #blm bitch like meβ¦..so the FIRST one was a source analysis idk if i described it to you already but itβs like. youβre given three βsourcesβ usually a political cartoon and two political quotes thag you need to analyze (βsource i is a political cartoon by x depicting yβ¦β) and explain what itβs communicating and explain opposing views to it theyre EASY as FUCK well not really bc like iβm very good with words and i think everyone is as smart as me so i struggle extending my analyses longer than half a page (they usually need to be a page at least) but this one was OH MY GOD SO EASY it was like a political cartoon of a guy running a race but hurdle labelled like βdiscriminationβ and βbigotryβ were slowing him down very woke. and then the second one was a trudeau quote talking about how indigenous people experience racism in canada but itβs okay bc letβs all hold hands and pretend itβs not happening classic justin. and then the last one was a poster from 1912 advocating for votes for women and it was like OH MYYY THESE ARE EASY WHAT
OHHH YES YOUVE DESCRIBED IT TO ME ALREADY. and i think itβs very cool bc you can basically just write what you already know omg and thatβs much easier than answering questions
8 notes
Β·
View notes