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1 bat cat socke
1. stab, shoot or drown
Oh that's easy 😊
Shoot Bat with a watergun, drown Socke in my everlasting love and STAB CAT!!! WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT???
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okay the evil train was on the wrong track and the station didn’t say that it was the wrong train?? twice?? bro please don’t do this to me
#i had to run across the tracks and hop the chain thing like a maniac#and i might miss my bus now#evil!!
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>:^(!!!
my bf was making fun of me and i started whining, nd he said "cry more" and when i started whining more he patted my head and told me i was doing a good job
anyways im gonna be running away from home now, he's too mean to me
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ha ha ha. the way my feelings started to grow for my best friend right before I found out he's moving states and states away over the summer. ha ha ha. so pony and johnny core hahhaha
#see i was JUST about to tell him how i felt (maybe)#and i was JUST about to suggest a qpr (maybe)#and now i find out hes leaving me...#EVIL!!#hahaha this is sooo doomed ponyboy and johnny qpr hahaha#i always knew one of us would make it out of this shitty little town and one of us wouldnt#and maybe this entire time i knew id be the one to stay. of my own choice? i cant even tell anymore#but to finally understand what he means to me after all of these years and to know hes on his way out#very heartbreaking!#this town is a dead end road. lets leave this behind lets just get up and go#find a new place to call home. make a new life we can call our own#someplace where we can be free. free to decide who we want to be.#it certainly is all becoming clear now isnt it?#i want to get up and just go with him but how do i get out of this poor ass town#and the worst part? we're both bound for bigger things its just that one of us has a way to get there#and its certainly not me#also did i mention hes moving far out to the country? am im stuck in this little poor town?#and weve always talked about a life spent together?#feeling very doomed right now#life imitates art i guess#sooo...if anyones up to hear me rant or vent through my little heartbreak
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the crimes they committed against aramis’s hair in s3 cannot be overstated
#television shows will have a guy with Great Hair and then suddenly decide theyre going to ruin it for everyone#im trying to decide by eyeball alone if its a wig#or if it’s just gelled abominably#i think it’s a wig#evil!!#meanwhile dartagnan has worlds most insane hair glow up bar none. good for him#phil.txt#the musketeers
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wait fuck ben sasha/jannik jack is today noooo i thought it was tomorrow im still out rn and itll take me like 1.5 to get home
#evil!!#maybe if im lucky theyll show it on the screens here#but can i justify spending another hour here just to watch them. well maybe lol#tennis
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leo in jenna's route is freaking me tf out
#so far her route is probably#the scariest out of all off them for me OIFHGIODFGD#that fuckin jumpscare with the chase tulpa#EVIL!!
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Hello I need to start getting my ocs up on this profile: this is Dr. Kodak my beloved little scrungly evil man as seen in my ANIMATION SENIOR THESIS








#original character#oc#my art#my little guy#evil!!#evil#animation#2D animation#senior thesis#animation thesis#thesis film
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was finally going to change my ao3 username and now timoothy is already taken on there nnoooooo
#evil!!#jk it's fineee#i'll just change it a bittt#it's fine!#kinda hate jusains so it's time#but ouwghhh the horrors! (making a decision)#personal#delete later#probably
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the epidemic of grown adults playing tiktoks at full volume in public is rampant why are you acting like a 7 year old with their first ipad you have a mortgage
#it’s actually unbearable#the sound of a tiktok for you page …#evil evil#this can’t be where we’re headed but it is
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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms
me: no perhaps my soul is rotten
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I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state
#not a shitpost#when your government is run by literal supervillains the choice sorta makes itself#lex luther is becoming an uncomfortably familiar character#'the evil billionaire using all his wealth and power to literally destroy the fucking world' yeah we've met
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"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud
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#us politics#donald trump#fuck trump#project 2025#fight project 2025#fuck republicans#fuck conservatives#survive out of spite#republicans are domestic terrorists#republicans are evil#narcan#insulin#elon musk#insulin prices
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Bruce Campbell, his dad, and his body doubles on the set of Army of Darkness (1992)
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