#evilevilevil

[eightglass]

I HATE APPLE!!

So. I have a university ipad borrowed, yeah? have to use it to take an exam on the secure test browser because the windows partition on my computer is being fucky.

I went to install the (FREE) app.

Go to the app store, press install.

"Oh no you need an apple id"

"Oh no you can't use your .edu email to make an appleID, use your personal email"

"We need to verify your phone number"

"Oh now that you're making a transaction in the app store we need your billing address" (???? it's a free app????)

I just had to give pretty much all of my personal information to this evil fucking company to INSTALL ONE APP.

FUCK that.

This is a device! I should be able to go to a browser, download a file, and install that with no hassle!

I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO GIVE APPLE MY FUCKING ADDRESS!!!!!!!!!

[futchmoding]

just so utterly fucked that some yankee on cia business in iran can go missing and the government of the country hes doing shady imperialist shit in has to pay up for it out of assets controlled by the US. america delenda est

[toby-du-coeur]

minewt weekend fic ✨

@minewtweek prompts: jkjk... unless? / can i help you? / it's always been you

words: 3.6k

preview [warning: suicide attempt]

And they toss increasingly edgy jokes back and forth, to deal with the strain of being two overworked runners rising in the ranks

‘Gally throws another bloody fit and..’ Newt, miming a gun to his head

Newt quips right back at Minho and his eyes are bright

And then Minho finds him curled around his shattered leg, golden hair splayed · not moving · not moving

[lesbonym]

hmm my pretty boy, aren’t you? don’t worry baby, i’ll cuddle you for hours and hours while i praise you nonstop. you’re just so fucking cute i can’t help it.

- @ethrealprincess

Hehehe ///////////// 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🫠🫠🫠

Yesyesyesyes, your pretty boy. You're gonna kill me and melt me into a puddle if you cuddle and praise me so much 😵‍💫. I'm cute just for you :3

[lichthey-a]

“Are you even able to drink?” He's just being a little mean and doesn't want to share any top shelf bottles. “Let's do shots instead.”

❝     of  course  i  can!     ❞    voice  near  squeaks  over  the  low  hum  of  the  bar.    drinks  with  envy  prompted  proper  wear.    fingers  pulled  at  the  white  fabric  of  cute,   open  back  dress   -   the  damn  thing  kept  riding  up!    last  thing  they  wanted  was  to  flash  him.    ❝     betcha  i  can  drink  ya'  under  the  table,  actually.    ❞

[ralseinumberonebiggestsupporter]

evil evil beast

[dykerikki]

what a weird weird day. okay bear with me in treating my blog as a diary for a minute. it was actually such a normal day i dont know why i said that. im in a weird mood. PAUSE frankie simone came on my shuffle. lesbian BULLSHIT. TOMBOY. QUEER. FREAK . PREDATOR. BEAUTIFUL, MY DEAR. okay what was i saying. weird day not in that anything weird happened because wednesday is always recover from the work week day but WEIRD bc of the cyclone thats approaching. hi girl please be gentle with us. just waiting on her to come and see what happens. im sure when i clicked new post i was going to go somewhere with this but im suddenly so fucking tired so lets retire it here before i start compounding on my derailments. love the world anyway! <this is a command. you have to love the world anyway.

[tomogirl]

press your bladder for me hehe!!!

MHFUCK- THat was um,,, alot of pressure,, yeah,, let's just say that 😵‍💫

[temerateadnascentia]

they made him a classics major,, i feel so violated.,.

[amemoryofwot]

Wait a sec hold on Marcille’s dad was a tallman right just like Laios so she had to like relive watching her dad grow old … and then before he died he’s telling her to believe in herself and not give up… oh evilevilevil

[superluigiglitchy]

ooohhh, my brain is so evil chat-

evilevilevil oh meggy is going to suffer so bad for the next few months oooohhh you all dont know you dont know

[gilverrwrites]

FMK Flash Rogues Gallery Edition

Leonard Snart

Mick Rory

Axel Walker

HEHEHEHEHEHE

Evil question. Evilevilevil. There is no way to answer this that feels right so I’m gonna grit my teeth, blurt it, and move on.

Fuck -> Axel

Marry -> Len

Kill -> Mick

[sviisyra]

wanaytention . evilevilevil

[paizau]

the fact you can't make tables on tumblr is simply a crime. are you telling me i have to screenshit from google sheets and then format images? evilevilevil

[sleepless-in-starbucks]

HEY. NEW TUMBLR DESKTOP LAYOUT. EVIL. EVILEVILEVIL

[the-belle-siblings]

OOOOOO SCARY SCARY SCARY SPELL OF ONE THOUSAND EVILS

-EVIL🕷️🕸️💀🦇🕷️😈🦇💀🕷️😈

💦OoooOooo EvilEvilEvil

🗿Is that an actual spell?