#except for aimsey and cpk

[infinity-or-oblivion]

heyyyy realm nation I have an au for y'all: arranged marriage foolhalo. now hear me out I'm thinking longgggg history of conflict between warring kingdoms (think montagues and capulets) I'm thinking fundamental moral differences that make peace nearly impossible I'm thinking innocent people caught in the crossfire and most of all I'm thinking doomed yaoi. foolish and bad hate each others guts so intensely and somehow have so much in common and I just think forced 'romance' is so fun. anyways foolish is the eldest prince of his family which includes ros and owen and clown and tango and perhaps sneeg and phil and then bad wants to strengthen their kingdoms alliance so he marries foolish except they HATE each others guts and bad’s kingdom/family of pili and pangi and hannah and baghera all keep attacking foolish and his family

okay so that was my initial idea and then I started thinking about the kingdom of fools found family dynamic (because I watch almost exclusively ros pov btw) so here's my pitch: eldest prince foolish and his siblings are Owen, clown, and ros. that’s all i really want tbh BECAUSE LIKE THE DYNAMICS ARE SO GOOD I WANT SOME FAMILY CONFLICT THAT IS ULTIMATELY ROOTED IN LOVE IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR

so like: middle child that often feels slighted owen, sometimes feels threatened by more talented clown, foolish who cares about all of them so much but he’s stretched thin and can’t do everything himself, and of course. clown and ros my beloveds, baby of the family ros, and all of her brothers love her and feel very protective of her. but sometimes she feels like she doesn’t add as much to the kingdom since she’s more of an artist than a fighter, and also others see her as a weak point, and sometimes she doesn’t get the support and validation she needs from her brothers (except clown??) and of course then there’s clown. he’s got weird eldritch shit going on, something about messing with the magical and ethereal that he becomes intertwined with it, also some ctechno-esque feelings about only being seen as a weapon/tool for others, ANYWAYS I love tr!clown wish he would FUCKING STREAM MORE. rotating them all in my mind like a rotisserie chicken

but like ive been thinking about that time foolish and ros went on a fishing trip after foolish came back from the dead and how good that was and I'm also thinking about the low-key jealous (??) vibe Owen has going on all the time and of course I'm the number one clown and ros fan so yeah. I can't stop thinking about them teehee

and tango is probably a trusted advisor to foolish or something along those lines, as well as sneeg (sneeg and clown divorce canon???? must've been the wind...)

and then on the red/green side there's bad as the king/whatever patriarch, with pangi as his nephew or something like that idk, and then pili is an assassin pangi somehow befriended that hangs around all the time and won’t leave. and also has/had some sort of insane situationship with ros?? also hannah and pac as trusted advisors and the rest of red team as other mercenaries/hired hands (architect sausage, pirate baghera, etc). and let's not forget that pangi and pili have some sort of insane doomed yaoi thing going on too, they truly are the most dysfunctional found family

and with blue, there’s tubbo, cpk, kind of phil and beky and coy and scott (??) and of course aimsey. oh my god tr!aimros is fucking insane, ros is having a Rough Time and foolish is really good at supporting her even though he doesn’t always have time or really get what the hell is going on with ros and aimsey. anyways tubbo is an old friend of foolish, gets along great with ros, and his ex-husband is ‘friends’ with pili. so that’s great. (huge fan of tr!Tommy just kind of being there and annoying tubbo from time to time very in character for him). and tubbo, aimsey and cpk are canonically brothers I don't make the rules, beky is silently recording everything and judging everyone, coy is just trying to build a cool farm and keeps getting pulled into drama

anyways. there's my concept and I keep trying to write something but I can't figure out how the fuck to go about it, so I figured someone else might like the idea. godspeed soldiers

[blackstar-liveblogs]

Aimsey logs on.

Tubbo: Oh, all of Blue is here

CPK: Well- everyone except Scott.

Tubbo: You know Scott never counted.

CPK: He did to us!

Tubbo: That will be your undoing.

[realmblr-confessions]

To answer that previous message, I don't think people are saying the Realm is dying because of conflict happening.

People are saying the Realm is dying for multiple reasons, such as it being a server with an expiration date that is approaching soon, the possibility of QSMP 2 taking many CCs from the server (such as Bad, Foolish, Tubbo and Tina), it is a server with 40 something members but basically only around 6 to 7 people log in daily, some of the arcs of these 6 members seem to have ended (such as the Pangi/Aimsey corruption arc), if the server is kinda dead now its gonna become even more empty at the end of May due to Twitchcon and a lot of CCs traveling to the Netherlands, a lot of the people who are not logging in are either busy with other projects (Sneeg with his subathon, Zam and Derap with Lifesteal, Sausage and CPK with Misadventures) but some CCs just aren't; Foolish, Pili, Clown, Tubbo, Tina, these guys are playing in every Minecraft server except for the Realm, and its because the Realm is failing to capture their attention. It doesn't help that the fandom and the chats are a fuming pile of toxicity. Tubbo seems to be more engaged with the idea of creating a new Realm-based public server than whatever idea he has for the server itself.

Also is the current arc really that good? What kind of stories do you normally watch that you think a simple prank war is an "amazing storyline"? Is that peak narrative for you anon?

referring to this anon i think

[phatcatphergus]

I kept a list of people I saw in the viewer list. I'm sure I missed some but there are a few new names! James Marriott, CPK, Zoil, Kyle Eff, Firebreathman, Guqqie, Scott smajor, Saladserns, Sneeg, Owen, Karl, and Captain Sparklez

Seeing the Captain is really cool because you know he loves cars and he showed up specifically for the Grand Prix.

Seems like everyone had a great time except maybe Aimsey with their motion sickness but he did great under the circumstances! And everyone seemed impressed with the production as well which I'm sure Tubbo and the team are happy about.

I hope the BBC segment gets posted online as well because I'd love to see the other interviews and how it looked from a professional view.

Omg you’re the best. I always intend on keeping track but end up too distracted to keep an eye on it.

Hey captain, you should race in the next one 👀 that would be cool I think

I definitely think everyone had a really good time!! I think aimsey even enjoyed hanging out with people even if the karts were a bit much.

Same!!!! I would love to see how they portray it and I would also love to see the reaction from people outside the twitch sphere!! Maybe a few sponsored could see it too

[blankqueerthought]

anyway, immortal au: everyone became immortal a different way, and after a while everyone knows each other. sort of like being the weirdos somewhere. it doesn’t matter if you don’t vibe that much, but you gotta get along because everyone knows everyone. i accidentally made it too long, so it’s below the cut. in my defense, it’s fun.

    phil did die, met death and then she was like “actually. actually.” so anyway he came back to life + a wife

wilbur has phases. like a plant in winter, but it’s death to life to undeath. sometimes he’s a ghost, sometimes he’s not.

tommy keeps getting reborn and he remembers as a 7 year old just so he can reexperience puberty over and over (he is incredibly bitter over this)

techno just. doesn’t die. (if he did he’d figure out he’s a god. but he doesn’t and he won’t, unless someone else interferes. also nobody who could figure it out plans on telling him. some think it’s compassion, some think it’s cruel. most just think it’s funny. living long enough can really fuck with your sense of humor.)

tubbo has a “super healing” type of immortality; the drawback is that for every wound healed there are new nerves, thus literally nothing ever gets less painful. everything is pain. however he’s decided that actually showing it is lame and can’t afford to be lamer than tommy, who is occasionally a literal child, thus he doesn’t tend to show it as much in public.

ranboo’s parent(s?) had a fun, wild night back in the day. nobody’s quite sure what the fuck he is, but he’s not budging. his parents still get gift baskets occasionally, though they refuse to disclose any information, and the note is just a lipstick kiss.

sapnap and bad are both demons, however they’re entirely different types, and bringing up the fact that they’re, theoretically, the same thing, sort of, will only devolve into a week-long argument. the etymology of demons is a wildly contradictory and controversial field, which of course means that there is an ever-increasing amount of “experts” on the subject, most of whom disagree and would stab one another given the opportunity. george did a seven-year course on it once but dropped out just before graduation, just for the sheer pettiness of it.

speaking of george, his immortality is of a muddled origin; he says he sold his soul to a god, but also that he can control dreams and life is a dream, so of course he’s immortal, but also that mushrooms are ageless and eternal and cannot be killed in a way that matters. so anyway nobody really wants to go too deep into that.

dream says he’s god, and there’s a god with his name and face going around, but that god claims he’s not dream but he copied dream’s face and name, but that also means that dream was there before the god was, but also nobody can quite agree when the first time anyone saw him was, but also there’s a very high possibility that there’s more than one of him just running around, but also george, sapnap, bad, callahan, punz, and ant all say they’ve known him the longest and all their stories contradict.

skeppy tied himself to bad. the diamond part came before. he acts like it’s normal, and in fact it’s everyone else who’s weird.

callahan claims he just woke up like that one day

punz says he took a contract and he’s not dying until it’s done (nobody knows if this means when he’s done with his task or if he means he’s not dying until he gets paid. knowing him, there’s a high chance it’s the second.)

ant just says that gods saw him being gay with his boyfriend and were so moved they made them immortal. the worst part is that it’s probably true, but it also means that he was just. a cat being really gay and then suddenly he was humanoid. 

sam kept making android bodies and moving to them and now he’s too far in to stop.

ponk’s trees give him life, like a dryad, but also in that same “ah yes if you get too close to their tree you Will Get Consumed” way. look if she wants to do that stuff i won’t stop them. girlboss and all that yknow

foolish and eret- literally canon. they have beautiful lore and i love it and i am not changing it it’s literally already there and perfect lmao.

tina hasn’t explained anything. she just says cats can have as many lives as they want. ant backs her.

fundy calls his parentage “something so unholy death hadn’t seen coming” and claims that he’s still alive because there’s nowhere for him to go

hannah’s a fairy... of the “may i have your name?” type.

jack was a mortal who died and crawled out of hell. this continued for several decades before they just installed some stairs for the guy bc at this point you know might as well, he seems nice enough and he’s funny so they’re just giving him that. also yes he doesn’t go through kristen or anything, he just goes Straight to Hell. they’re thinking there’s been an administration error somewhere but it’s too much trouble to go change it now

niki killed a god. 

puffy says “some treasure probably was never meant to be found. mine was though and it fucking rules.” then she did a triple backflip. everyone got distracted by that point also there was a lot of alcohol so it’s not like 100% clear

eryn just. Emerges, like a cukoo. usually near tommy’s newest reincarnation. 

karl’s time froze around him

michael mcchill has an increasing amount of theories on how his immortality came to be as well- but he has a nagging suspicion that he poked his head in and found something that wasn’t meant to be found, something someone didn’t want him finding.

hbomb, in between podcast guests and games, managed to get some special patronage.

quackity made a high-stakes gamble once upon a time- and rigged it in his favour.

purpled’s an alien who doesn’t quite get what all this “mortal” stuff really means at first. what do you mean, you just grow old? you don’t stop it? just don’t. it’s that simple.

connor made a deal, a long time ago. relatedly, schlatt has a... talent, shall we say, for deals.

boomer’s also a fae, but once upon a time, that wasn’t so true. also his type and hannah’s are opposite. 

slimecicle has been there a long, long time. 

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Virgin making ur c! A dream apologist VS the chad making ur c! Respect c!tommy

[findingjoynweirdstuff]

Dream SMP Recap (March 30/2022) - The Good Bad Guys

Seapeekay finds a puzzling message for him beneath his house.

Tubbo steals Aimsey’s treasured daisy. When he finds out that they’ve been living in his mansion, he doesn’t take the news well.

Sam comes to Foolish with an offering and a special request.

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VOD LINKS:

Seapeekay

Ponk

Aimsey

Tubbo

Foolish

ErynStreams

Awesamdude

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- Seapeekay has been getting some strange feelings. He feels that this is not the first time he’s been in a place like the SMP. The more time he spends here, the more time he feels like he’s done something similar before

- He shows chat that he’s been making a little underground room under his house made of blackstone. The soul lanterns also feel quite important to him

- Foolish logs on, still lost on the Nether roof. As Foolish is running back, Ponk logs on. Foolish steals CPK’s horse. CPK and Ponk try to negotiate it back. Foolish wants J Dawg in trade

- Seapeekay runs to the summer home, threatening to destroy something of Foolish’s. Foolish gives up and offers the horse back

- The three go to the gold farm, Seapeekay and Ponk playing detective for Sam. They accuse Foolish of being the culprit. Foolish does some costume changes and gives his input on the situation with his own monocled detective outfit

- Foolish gets dangerously close to figuring out what actually happened. He suspects a chicken of being a witness

- Foolish becomes Batman, jumps off the gold farm and leaves. Sam eats a piece of steak and Ponk and Seapeekay freak out, quickly getting out of there

- Ponk goes off to work on the fun fair, leaving Seapeekay with the horse

- Seapeekay goes back down to the blackstone room only to find that a chest has appeared in the center. He opens it to find a book and quill:

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it’s like... it’s like smoke i can see it i can FEEL it creeping through me CHOKING me

i need to remember what who where why am i here why...this place? why this dimension the crowned undead the champion of champions i i must go back. The portal. It’s the only way.

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- Seapeekay is puzzled. Is he supposed to build a portal in the room? He starts building an obsidian portal, but nothing happens yet. He decides to light it, but when he sets it on fire, the portal doesn’t activate. He tries a flint and steel, but it still doesn’t work

- Instead, he gets more obsidian and builds another portal elsewhere. This one lights correctly...so why didn’t the other one work?

Seapeekay: “Wait...I...I remember. I remember!”

- Later, Aimsey, Sam, Eryn and Tubbo are online. Aimsey goes up to the gold farm where Tubbo is AFK. They sneak in and start stealing XP

- Tubbo suddenly armors up and hits Aimsey off of the platform to their death. Tubbo lets Aimsey get their things back from a chest except for the daisy. He wants to keep the daisy as it seems important. Aimsey wants it back, but Tubbo doesn’t understand why

- Aimsey wants the Warden’s Watch in return, but Tubbo doesn’t want to trade

Aimsey: “It’s not that it’s important, it’s just that it’s mine.”

Tubbo: “Why do you want it so bad? There are millions of flowers. Why that one?”

Aimsey: “It’s specific attachment to specific things. Have you never been attached to something before?”

Tubbo: “Nope. Nope. Dis-attached from everything.”

Aimsey: “I find that hard to believe.”

- Aimsey asks where Tubbo even lives on here, but Tubbo doesn’t answer

- Tubbo wants to keep the watch because it’s one of a kind. Aimsey points out that it’s a bit odd that Tubbo would be the one to decide what’s important and irreplaceable and what isn’t

Aimsey: “Your dis-attachment to things is gonna ruin you.”

- Tubbo lights a fire and burns an item, but it isn’t the daisy. He’s decided to be a little bit evil. Aimsey doesn’t believe that he would actually burn the daisy, but Tubbo still doesn’t say he has it

- While they’re at it, Tubbo suggests Aimsey give him a tour of where they live. Aimsey says they live in a mansion, but Tubbo doesn’t believe someone so broke would live in one. Aimsey tells him that two people used to live there, and it was in a snowy area...

- Tubbo tells Aimsey that they are now evicted. Aimsey doesn’t buy it, as it’s not Tubbo’s place

Tubbo: “Last I checked, you’re in Snowchester? My domain? You’re evicted.”

- Tubbo says that he is keeping the daisy and runs off, Aimsey now realizing that Tubbo was one of the two previous residents. He can speak to Ran about it

- Aimsey briefly calls Ranboo, explaining what just happened. Ranboo suggests Aimsey tell Tubbo he has no right to evict them, as Ranboo was the one who paid for the mansion

- Tubbo visits the mansion and sees the changes Aimsey has made, displeased

- After getting some levels at the farm, Aimsey heads back only to run into Tubbo across the bridge branching out in front of Bee ‘n’ Boo. He tells her to wait there

- Tubbo tells Eryn that when he gives a certain signal, Eryn is to immediately activate his Ender Pearl stasis chamber to teleport him

- Tubbo then speaks to Aimsey at a distance

Tubbo: “So...let me get this straight. You let...a dead man...give you permission to move into a house that doesn’t belong to you?”

Aimsey: “I haven’t...I haven’t spoken to any dead people, but I met someone, um–”

Tubbo: “Well, who gave you permission to move in there?”

Aimsey: “Ran! He let me, it’s his place!”

Tubbo: “He is dead!”

Aimsey: (laughing) “No he’s not! Not he’s not, no he’s not.”

Tubbo: “Sir, you are nuts!”

Aimsey: “...Why would he–”

Tubbo: “You are just nuts!”

Aimsey: “How – how would he be DEAD! Why wouldn’t he say that he was dead?!”

...

Aimsey: “...So I’ve been lied to?”

Tubbo: “Yeah, yeah. Effectively, you’ve been lied to. You’ve girlbossed too close to the sun. We’ve all done it once or twice, it’s fine. It’s fine.”

Aimsey: “Death has followed me everywhere, and...I think I was just over the moon to finally have someone to talk to. Funny, you know, he’s dead, apparently. I don’t even know if I believe you–”

Tubbo: “What, you’ve got a thing for ghosts? You’re just a little tiny Angel of Death walking around, killing everything around you?”

Aimsey: “I – it’s not that I want it, I’ve just been haunted. Don’t know why, don’t know what I did in my past life to deserve it– I’m not an Angel of Death, I’m not an Angel of Death!”

Tubbo: “Then how come you’re speaking to dead people, kings?”

- Tubbo then takes his armor off, telling Aimsey to armor up. If Aimsey can kill him, he says, then they can have the daisy back. It’s either he dies or they do, but they aren’t both getting off this path alive. Aimsey is horrified, refusing to kill him

- Aimsey doesn’t put on their armor. Tubbo puts on his and steps forward, drawing his sword. Then he takes off his armor again. Instead, he says, Aimsey can just hit him once instead of killing him. Just once. Aimsey still refuses

- Tubbo throws the daisy down. Five minutes until it despawns. Aimsey throws down the rocky-talky. Aimsey’s not going to play his game. She steps forward and Tubbo backs away, holding the daisy

Aimsey: “Kill me! You say you want it so bad? Go on! I just –”

- Tubbo pushes them off the bridge and falls with them. Aimsey hits the ground and dies. Eryn activates Tubbo’s stasis pearl just in time

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CANON DEATH: AIMSEY

Cause: Pushed off a bridge by Tubbo

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Aimsey: “And there we go...my blood’s on your hands.”

- Eryn congratulates Tubbo on the good work. Tubbo laughs and turns to Eryn

Tubbo: “I think we might be the bad guys!”

- Admittedly, he didn’t mean to kill her. That may have crossed the line a bit. He names the daisy with an anvil. It would be bad to lose it

- He wonders if it would be rude to not make amends. After all, he has to be good as well as bad if he is to be a good bad guy. He whispers an apology to Aimsey, but Aimsey doesn’t accept it

- Tubbo goes to find a decoy daisy

- While Foolish is at the summer home, Sam approaches him

- Sam has an offer: he would like Foolish to officially start working for Awesamdude Inc., and in return Sam will pay him. As a show of good faith, Sam fills Foolish’s inventory with stacks of gold blocks

- Foolish is overjoyed that he finally has all the gold he’s needed since the start to finish the snake statue. He asks what kind of building Sam wants him to help with, and Sam wants Foolish’s assistance with the island

- Also, Sam adds, he would like his name to be written in the book. Foolish is confused at which book. Sam wants his name written in the DreamXD fanclub list. Foolish doesn’t know where the book is, but he says he can do that. Sam insists he does

- Sam also recommends Foolish upgrade the DreamXD statue with gold – that’s why Sam brought him so much. But Foolish wants to do the snake statue first. Sam leaves him to his work

- Foolish finds the book and adds Sam’s name to it. The fanclub’s full list of members now includes:

HBomb94, CORPSE, Tina, Hannah, Karl, Michaelmcchill x100, BadBoyHalo, Ranboo, Ranboolive, Ranboo The Beloved, Ranboo_Beloved, Ran Boogie, Ran the Boozler, Ghostboo, RanBOO, RanAHHH, and Awesamdude

- When Foolish comes back out, Sam is there waiting again. Sam gives Foolish a contract to sign:

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CONTRACT OF EMPLOYMENT ...

I FoolishG hearby assume my position within AWESAMDUDE INC.

I agree to assist awesamdude with any and all tasks he needs of me primarily pertaining to the building of structures...

I certify that this contract of employment is non-terminable and will last until both awesamdude and I together in writing cancel it.

AWESAMDUDE INC. agrees to pay FoolishG for his services in Gold and any other material items that he may desire subject to his negotiation.

I FoolishG certify that I will do everything I can to further AWESAMDUDE INC. and to do what I can to make the company better.

AWESAMDUDE INC. agrees to hand over the starting bonus that was given to FoolishG with no strings attached whatsoever. 

FoolishG agrees to abide by this contract that will be left with awesamdude.

Signed: Awesamdude

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- Foolish is a bit hesitant at some of the terms of the contract. Sam agrees to make an amendment:

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AMENDUM OF TERMINATION:

This contract may also be terminated if FoolishG and two other contracted members of AWESAMDUDE INC. agree that FoolishG should be released from this contract.

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- Satisfied, Foolish signs his name beneath Sam’s. Sam will be reaching out soon, but for now he leaves again

- Foolish replaces the concrete in the snake statue with gold blocks at last! He also works on adding the gold to the DreamXD statue

- Bad logs on. Foolish punches him a bit. Bad is unfazed and eats some cookies. They fight over a patch of dirt

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[the-pigeon]

here's the post about the name/species/pronouns headcanons i have for each character in the dsmp

Aimsey TV (he/she/they) - lab experiment (was human fetus infused with rabbit DNA)

Ant Frost (he/it) - cat. who talks

Bad Boy St. Halo (he/she) - demon (specifically from a warped forest. more notes o demon types at bottom :D)

Boomer Enay (he/they) - frog/human hybrid

Callahan (he/him) - God (of communication)

Slime Guy Charlie (he/it/copies) - slime

CPK (he/him) - humanoid fox

Connor Eats Pants (he/whatever) - 1/2 human, 1/2 hedgehog

Dream (Cornelius Wattle Taker Miriam Bellos, though he doesnt share his full name anymore) (he/him) - 1/2 human, 1/2 axolotl

Drista (she/whatever) - Goddess (of chaos)

Eret (all pronouns) - herobrine descendant but literally that just means they’re a human with white eyes

Eryn Kraken Cyberonix (he/they) - lab experiment (made from human sperm and demon egg (demon from crimson forest))

Foolish Underscore Underscore Gamers (he/him) - sentient totem of undying (demigod of the sea)

Fun Jonatahan micahel vincent georgina james sus Dy-Soot-Silvester-Minecraft (he/him) - 1/2 shapeshifter, 1/4 angel, 1/4 fridge

George NotFound Lore (he/whatever) - human

Hannah ExEx Rose (she/they/it) - flower nymph / fairy

H Bomb Nintey-four (he/they/fur) - human

Jack Manifold (he/him) - lab experiment (human with cybernetic enhancements, kind of zombie now due to dying)

Kristin Minecraft (she/her) - Goddess (of death)

twitch.tv/karljacobs (he/huh?) - human/mouse hybrid

Lazar Beam (he/him) - ginger bread man

Mamacita (she/her) - human

Mexican “M.D” Dream (he/him) - human

Michael McChill (he/him) - human

Alesa (she/huh?) - fairy

Michael Underscore-Beloved (doesn't understand or care) - zombified piglin

Niki Nihachu (she/her) - 1/2 human, 1/2 enderman

Phil Za Minecraft (he/whatever) - angel (of death)

Dr. By Ponk (any pronouns) - human

Captain Puffy (she/her) - humanoid sheep

Punz (he/they) - human

Purpled (he/huh?) - alien of some sort idk

Quackity HQ (he/all pronouns)- duck/human hybrid appearance shapeshifter (more notes at end)

Ranboo My Underscore-Beloved (they/doesn't understand or care) - 1/2 enderman, 1/2 axolotl

Awe Sam Awesamdude (he/they) - rabbit/human hybrid (failed lab experiment; attempted to become a creeper hybrid)

Sappitus Nappitus Panda Skep Skeppity BadBoy Sapnap St. Halo (he/copies) - mimic shapeshifter

J. Schlatt (he/him) - humanoid ram

Skeppy - 

Technoblade (he/it) - 1/2 pig, 1/2 piglin

Tina (she/her) - demon pretending to be a cat/human (demon specifically from soulsand valley)

Tommy Careful Danger Kraken Innit (he/him/disc/it) - lab experiment (mostly human)

Tuberculosis “Tubbo” Innit Underscore-Beloved (he/copies) - mimic shapeshifter

Vikk Star (he/him) - human

Wilbur Soot (he/him) - 1/2 angel, 1/2 fridge

Sally Silvester (she/her) - salmon (?)

XD (He/Him) - God (of protection)

quick notes:

aimsey, eryn, jack, and tommy were all made in the same lab by the same doctors (jack was 004, tommy was 006, eryn was 007, and aimsey was 008)

if someone is listed as being 1/2 something etc, that means they are, in the most literal sense, 1/2 that. for example: techno is 1/2 piglin and 1/2 pig, meaning one parent was a piglin and the other was a pig. literally.

if someone is listed as a hybrid of two creatures, it means they are mostly human (normally) with certain non human parts. for example karl: he’s a human/mouse hybrid, meaning he is fully human, except for mouse ears and tails

if someone is listed as being a humanoid creature, it means they are just an animal that looks humanoid (stands on two legs, has neck, has two arms, etc etc). for example puffy: she’s a humanoid sheep, meaning she is sheep that has evolved to look human

there are three types of shapeshifters: 

full shapeshifters (can fully change and alter their appearance to anything at will. only full gods have this type of shapeshifting)

appearance shifters (can change parts of their appearance at will, but mostly stuck to minor alterations. for example quackity: he’s a duck/human hybrid, so he’s human with certain duck features. he can shapeshift, but he can’t become anything that wouldn’t make sense for a duck/human hybrid (eg he cant give himself horns, or suddenly grow taller))

mimics (start as normal humans, but will copy (or mimic) other people’s appearances. for example tubbo: has ram horns, pig legs, and endermen horns)

here are the types of demons i have

when the nether was first created (by drista), certain humans got trapped inside with no portal, and over time (like 1000 years) evolved into demons. original demons are very reminiscent of humans, just with horns, tail, and different skin tones (usually more red/purple)

after a while, the nether itself began to evolve and develop it’s own ecosystems and biomes. as groups of demons moved throughout the nether, they adapted to the different biomes as such:

waste demons - live in nether waste. not much different from original demon. usually travellers or merchants. can move and live in any biome with little fuss. survivalists.

crimson gold demons - live in crimson forest. much larger and stronger. big pig-like tusks. live around piglins, but don’t usually interact with them (usually fight). hunters and fighters. 

twisters - live in warped forest. much taller and skinnier. have the most variety among themselves, with a wide range of different skin, hair, and eye colour, and various horn/tail types. live peacefully around the endermen but usually don’t interact. ample food supply, so most pass time by playing games.

delta demons - live in basalt delta. largest type of demon. strong arms and legs, even with a strong tail that can be used to grab things (similar to a monkey’s tail). usually more focused on survival than anything.

valley demon - live in soulsand valley. built for going fast. long legs, and rather small feet. quite tall. eat bones and ghast meat. the only type of demon to not have naturally red skin; most of them have blue skin.

ok thats all. uhm. if you read all that. thank you :]

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Sneeg is in Aimsey's tweet!

[ Image ID: A screenshot of a tweet from Aimsey's Alt. It reads, "o/", and contains two copies of the same group photo.

In the photo (attached as a second image), Aimsey, Seapeekay, Billzo, Freddie, Sniff, Sneegsnag, and Ranboo are all standing in a line, off-centered so everyone can be seen. Aimsey is peeking over the camera and can only be seen from the nose up, and Seapeekay is behind star leaning to the left. Billzo is behind CPK leaning to right and Freddie is on the left side of him with his hands on his hips. Behind and to the left of him is Snifferish, then Sneegsnag behind and to their left, and then finally Ranboo. Everyone is smiling except Sneegsnag, who has his mouth slightly open. End ID ]

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compiled what we know of each characters’ dsmp season one finales so far aka what happened before and after The Incident in a nutshell (will update as we go):

Technoblade: NEVER DIES

Dream: white light (possibly not the nuke?), woke up in a new world with no memories together with Tommy and Tubbo

Tommy: white light (possibly not the nuke?), woke up in a new world with no memories together with Dream and Tubbo

Tubbo: white light (possibly not the nuke?), woke up in a new world with no memories together with Tommy and Dream

Punz: white light (possibly not the nuke?)

Jack: white light (possibly not the nuke?)

Puffy: fully possessed by The Egg

The Egg: cracked after everyone involved with it (except Puffy and Skeppy) were killed near it  (the nuke hit soon after)

Bad: killed by possessed Puffy near The Egg

Eryn: killed by possessed Puffy near The Egg

CPK: killed near The Egg

Hannah: killed near The Egg

Ant: killed near The Egg

Ponk: his arm is somehow back, killed in an explosion set off by Sam

Sam: bleeds out, is awoken by Boomer in his og body years away from spawn

Boomer: finds his home swamp that is years away from spawn and jumps into a mysterious frog portal in hopes to find his people

Aimsey: went off somewhere far away from spawn to live a happy life, won’t be in season 2

Quackity: is chilling in Las Nevadas (apparently)

Philza: found Sam’s original body before Boomer, which means he survived the nuke

Wilbur: went to "Utah"

[lilyfreshwater]

I really wish ur anons would provide more context holy shit Ranboo is not going to Florida to follow Tubbo, all of the Misfits ppl (CPK, Sniff, Spidey, Ranboo, basically everyone except Aimsey because she apparently lost her passport) plus Bill it looks like for some reason are going to Florida for some big event happening the 21st. It's for a Misfits event something to do with paint.

https://twitter.com/MisfitsGG/status/1524831879937019907?t=uOBMYMl9Mh6MGGKWaUXpQw&s=19

Tubbo's probably just gonna go to the event and then leave immediately after to go back to doing Tubnet stuff, no way Ranboo will even have time to try to interact with Tubbo for other than during the event for business reasons. Ranboo may stay after the event but I think he'll be traveling around with Bill and not just staying in Florida, Sneeg made a tweet about cross checking Bill when he sees him again.

idk if anyone was completely under the impression that ranboo was just following ranboo to florida, i think we were all just referring to the fact that tubbo's been talking about going to florida for tubnet for a while and this misfits stuff seems like a fairly recent thing. nonetheless, thanks for the info anon