#except rice

[circuscountdowns]

That comic made me question. What is all the bishops favorite foods? Cuz heket literally made her brother go get some garlic just for some garlic bread which is understandable.

I don't know if I'm creative or knowledgeable in foods enough to answer properly but 100% i can say with certainty leshys is spaghetti. eats it messy style. You come back in the room and it's everywhere and he goes You know how it is with spaghetti.

[lovestrucklovesickslut]

do NOT watch the new Mean Girls movie!

just saw it and now I’m GAY.

[odegirlie]

rushed sketch to get my feelings out 🫶 happy kai brace against chelsea day guys

[bedlund]

i want more of the destiel fic cookbook so bad plss

bobby’s stew x

tall grass soup x

cheeseburgers in the beautiful room x

fucking the priest lasagna x

to keep it real i fuck him on the gym floor spinach omelette x

brussel sprouts you only touch when they are dead or dying x

costco mozzarella sticks x

milkshake - original 1965 recipe x

almond pastry (the secret ingredient is love) x

‘sorry about the chlamydia’ apple pie x

french peach pie x

[canirove]

Declan Rice sitting on ⚽

[hellenhighwater]

augh i need to get up and make dinner but i raked out like four yards of gravel from one of my flowerbeds and then painted the den and now my arms are noodles and I dont wanna mooooooove

someone come over and put rice in the cooker right now immediately

[solarisricefield]

take that you fucking lake

confession i have never gone skipping stones on a lake and don't know what it is

am i even supposed to ramble on art posts. who knows. i'm doing it anyway though and none of you can stop me. /lh

do you ever just really get very motivated to draw to the point where you're finishing multiple pieces a few days in a row. it's so funny bc the other day i posted about "how do other people post finished pieces every day" and then i proceeded to get the motivation to do the same thing. hopefully i didn't just jinx it oh dear oh god am i gonna end up burnt out

honestly not too proud of the art for this one but i thought of drawing this incorrect quote for a while and it's just a meme post so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

went for a 'chibi' look because i learned that it's difficult to make 'idle' (ie non dynamic) full body poses work in my regular style lmao. either that or i should really draw these two more. also wanted to put a background but i cant draw backgrounds so sketchy painted ish

[nyctophobia-au]

Thought that this would be pretty cursed, as well as adorable. So,,, *slaps* here.

[daisywords]

"low-fat" this, "low-cal" that, "oh use cauliflower rice instead," "zero carb zero fat zero meat zero dairy zero calories" how about stop taking the food out of my food. satiety is not that easy to achieve for some of us. blease I'm so hungry

[puppyeared]

man ok so you know the spiciness scale on menus that show you how spicy a dish is so you can order based on your tolerance. can we have that for sauces too please

[no-1-rosalind-lang-apologist]

Chloe Gong books are so fun because you’ll be reading and someone will die and you’ll be like!! Oh no!! Death!! Then Chloe Gong swoops in and says uhhh,,, but did you try putting him in rice??? 🙄🙄🙄 AND IT WORKS????

[monstersinthecosmos]

do you ever think about how Armand is exceptionally good at Mind Gifting and cloaking his own thoughts because he was abused his whole life and had to very carefully decide how to express himself while going from one rigid set of rules to the next where his own personality and emotions would not have been valued or allowed?

cause I think about that a lot!!!!!!

[elrondsscribe]

Yeah I know that vampire relationships aren’t supposed to actually be functional but I do still wish Armand and Daniel coulda worked it out once Daniel got vamped

[lgbtiwtv]

one thing about me is that I will enjoy the vampire chronicles’ fucked up little character dynamics

[0zzysaurus]

joey this ask is your excusebto talk about javert and jean i wanna know your headcanons

YAYAYAAY RICE I DIDNT SEE THIS ASK UNTIL JUST NOW BUT YOJRE SO BASED FOR INDULGING ME

So most of my HCs for them align pretty much with brick canon and also a mix of 1978 and 1998 — I would say a sprinkling of the stage musical too, but honestly not really besides some outfits. Big supporter of the Romani Javert headcanon even if it’s not necessarily fully present by the text, but it’s so pervasive in fandom and even in some licensed published works inspired/based on Les Mis that I can’t help but just believe it to be true, and depending on the translation you pick up it basically is at this point. Either way it adds interesting layers to how Javert is condemned by society as an individual who is not permitted to participate in society (that being convicts and guards from his perspective)

also If I am permitted to talk about Valvert for a minute I’m so so so crazy about Madeleine/Montreuil-sur-Mer Era Valvert, idk the power dynamics are sooooo 💕🙏💕🙏💕 I genuinely think it’s my favourite era to ship them in. I know people prefer post-Seine because it’s the least dubious and also gives people more room to have them shed most of their baggage and be fully and openly in love, but also consider the power dynamicsssss, like there’s a reason the Punish Me Monsieur le Maire tag exists on AO3 and it’s because Madeleine Era slaps. PLUS it opens the door for more AU stuff where they rescue Cosette together and Javert begrudgingly becomes a second father to her, some of my fave Les Mis fics cover that exact premise in one way or another. Idk I just like when Javert is forced to be a parent and the autism between him and Cosette (or Eponine or Gavroche depending on the AU) syncs up and it works out for him.

Fuck what elseeeee… I like seeing AUs where Javert and Valjean are kind of buddy-buddy in Toulon, like obviously not friends but maybe they start to like each other or one of them is protective over the other (usually big ol’ Jean le Cric protecting the new guard) — but then some disastrously traumatic event happens that absolutely ruptures any chance of friendship and rather instils a deep, painful memory of one another within them both. Perfecto.

I’m also CRAZY about any sort of angel/anthro fics, there are a handful. I just like it when fic writers go crazy with all the animal metaphors and just turn them into beast men. Also, another instance of brilliant a/b/o dynamics (without the bits we all know I don’t like)

Oh and I just like it in general when Valjean has power over Javert in any situation, knock that copper down a peg >:]] knock… kn… knock that copper u— *I am forcibly removed from the post*

[jaclynhyde]

obsidian's story in jsa 80-page giant 2010 is wild but i think my favorite part is mr. bones leading group therapy. mr. bones leading group therapy that includes todd. my guy. my man. my buddy.