#fake ass hoe

[riaki]

i’m behind h

[worthyking]

yesterday I noticed the tree in the front yard was beginning to bud and I was like omg I should take pictures every day until it's fully bloomed to see how it progresses slowly...... that bitch bloomed overnight

[prettyboysmlm]

CAN I STOP BEING THIRSTY FOR FICTIONAL MEN

[shinysparklesapphires]

Wait does this mean he’d call me the n word 🙁

[fraternum-momentum]

look at my poggers collarbone tattoo

[uzi-x33]

school thing😋😋 chat when i tell you the girls at my school r soooo icky, like girl why are you shit talking me like I can’t hear you and see ur ugly ass side glances💀

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Oh lord

@stupd000

[kings-paintbrush]

Why are my irl friends never responding to texts but my tumblr mutuals always online

[pop-roxs]

crazy how we're getting final fest in a few months and they still havent fixed this

[kosmical]

still so funny to me that mimosa's crowd immediately started shouting chais name after she exploded. can you imagine going to a one direction concert or something and a guy comes on stage beats harry styles to death and then everyone around you starts CHEERING

[minty-bubblegum]

Ur short, admit it, join the dark side

Absolutely not

IM TALL OKAY YOU'RE JURBMAF I'M TALLER TYAN YOU I AM BERY TALL GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD I AM TALL IM SO VERY TALL

Don't BELIVE HER Y'ALL TAKE MY SIDE

[anadrenalineslut]

like even the bare bones facts of the case should have risen red flags for you hoes. in what universe does someone whose entire social circle were living in their partner's penthouse FOR FREE have the power in that relationship? like even just hearing that all her friends AND HER FUCKING SISTER lived in his penthouse should have been enough for you dumb fucks to realize hey, he HAD ALL THE FUCKING CONTROL IN THAT RELATIONSHIP. the person whose entire life can be traced to a single penthouse is typically the fucking victim.

[none-tadashi-left-hiro]

hi what is wrong with me

[ynsvnte]

mari since you don’t want me because i’m too BORING for her😾 i’m going to take wife applications <3

my qualifications:

i can write you love poems

i can play my guitar for you

i can get you a canadian or an american visa

i can figure skate (so i can teach you 😽)

i stan aespa (green flag)

um i can’t think of any more but i’m very qualified

who wants me 😝

You never did these for me chat you hear this YOU NEVER DID THIS FOR ME

[dylanconrique]

the scene where john b and jj are trying to act nonchalant while driving past the police makes me so emotional and tear up so much cause it literally transported me back in time to the early days of teen wolf watching scott and stiles trying to navigate the supernatural world just like anton ego transported back to his childhood when he took his first bite of ratatouille.

[majorbisexualpanic]

*some twitchcon in the future*

i go up to the panel seeing all my favorite CC’s waiting patiently for my question. i look straight into George’s eyes as i ask, “Are you and Dream a couple?”

The crowd goes wild, everyone arguing over each other, the CC’s are lost, George is trying to recover from my question. But then from behind the crowd. Everyone hears it, “Wait! I can answer this question.” Dream, the ‘I’m in love with my best friend’, comes forward and leans into the microphone.

“George and I are….. a couple of besties.”