#feel free to stan though 👀

[kylelover]

Hey sweetie<333 what about South Park Boys (main 4) with boyfriend?? 👀👀 Specialy when they are older and handsome?? Like everyone would like to be with them because they are cool 😎😎

Thank you love you <333

SOUTH PARK MAIN 4 WITH AN OLDER, POPULAR BOYFRIEND

Omg my first request! Hi Anon, love u too! Tell me if something here is wrong and I'll rewrite it<3

Also I haven't re-read this so sorry if there's any grammar mistakes (English isn't my first language...) enjoy!

STAN MARSH

You were famous in South Park for being extremely handsome.

Ever since you moved there, people seemed to treat you... differently. More... kinder. You knew it was because of your appearances and hated how no one liked the real you.

However, there was one boy who didn't get all the fuzz around you.

Stan Marsh.

You and him started dating after becoming close friends. You helped him overcome Wendy and were there when no one else wasn't.

And he saw the actual person behind this "pretty boy" persona. You spent a lot of time together and realised you had pretty similar tastes.

He started having feelings for you, which were starting to grow mutually.

When you started dating, oh boy. There were some... problems.

Every time Stan and you went on dates, people looked at him on disgust and to you with amazement.

People flirted with you, teased you and more.

Few months into your relationship you went over to Stans house and entered his room (which was normal for you since you hanged out all the time) and found him crying about how he's not enough for you.

You assured him that it was fine, and that he was the only one you loved. After few minutes (over 40) he calmed down and you kissed him softly to show him how much you adore him.

☆

Of course, you had secret admirers. They sent you flowers, chocolate and all of that stuff.

You just giggled softly everytime you got them, it was nice... but they werent gonna get you to date certain person... so you shared the candies with your partner:)

Now Stan jokes around about how he wants to have people to give him free chocolate! lol

KYLE BROFLOVSKI

Just like Stan, Kyle didn't really care about you at all. Yeah you were gorgeous, he'll admit that. But he never got to know you at all.

With all this people praising you, asking you out and all of that stuff, Kyle began thinking that maybe you were one of those popular greedy jerks.

That.. was until you two were partnered up for a science project.

You?? Were?? Actually?? Really?? Cool??

He was shocked at how nice you were. He was thinking that he'd have to make the project alone but you actually helped him!

Ever since then youve become friends and he started having a lil crush on you... after some months both of you started dating!

Kyle disliked of people who asked you out and had the audacity to do it in front of him, your own boyfriend!

He was so mad. You were only his. No one elses.

It got to the point where he was getting stressed over people looking at you both on the street.

I mean, yeah, who wouldn't fancy you? You're like the most awesome person in South Park.

Everytime he saw someone flirt with you he would grab your hand, kiss you or do things like it that makes clear both of you are dating.

He wanted to show you that he is worthy of your love and that even though hes not like all of those guys and girls wanting you, he still loves you with his whole soul!

So, my boy prepared a whole date for weeks in advance. It had to be perfect.

He took you to your favourite restaurant, to a walk on the park and then gifted you some chocolates and roses and took you to Starks Pond.

On there he confessed how insecure he was about people just drooling over your sight.

You told him it was fine and that he was probably your soul mate, how much you loved him and don't tell anyone... he almost cried.

Now you pass the time with your boyfriend in front of everyone, everytime someone tries to hype you up you turn them down:)

You both loved each other very much and wouldn't leave neither of you ever♡

ERIC CARTMAN

Cartman genuinely never knew you existed before Kenny mentioned your last instagram post. He showed it to Stans team and he thought that you were kind of hot (he would never admit it though)

Eric at first had a plan of revenge against someone, and it had to involve you... how you may ask?

Well, he asked you out in front of the whole class so you couldn't say no.

He actually started dating you for the popularity you had which helped him manipulate some people... after a while he actually started liking you??

He thought it was weird how you could be so nice to him when he never acted like that to you. Kind of makes him happy to know that even if everyone hates him he's still got you.

And if someone tries to flirt with you, or even touch you... uh, oh.

Once, some kid from a year below you sended you a love letter... next day he went missing.

You never knew why this happened??? It was so weird.

You never suspected of your boyfriend, well, sometimes.

Even like that, you still love him and defend him from the haters<3

He also shows you off to all the people he knows and about how he's dating south parks most handsome man!!

KENNY MCCORMICK

Kenny to you was a normal out of a bunch. He's your best friend, he helped you when you were at your worst and you helped him with his problems <3

Kenny actually didn't get any hate or anything at all. People thought he was like a second version of you.

When you guys started dating, lord, it was Tweek and Craig all over again.

Posters all over the town of fanarts of you and your boyfriend, was kind of uncomfortable to be honest.

Everytime you passed through a really... suspicious artwork... he turned and smirked at you.

You loved when he did that lmao

Either way, people simped for both of you, you didn't really care, neither did Kenny. Except when that day came.

A really rich and famous guy asked you out in front of everyone. You, of course, declined his offer but he kept insisting.

Kenny warned him to leave you alone... which he didn't.

Let's just say the rich man got some bad bruises that day.

Like Cartman, he always showed you off to his friends.

"Guys, have you met my super amazing and hot boyfriend?" "Kenny we know-"

He loved you so much and so did you<3

[finniestoncrane]

Heyja, I hope you had a good rest and remember to take your well deserved breaks *brings you cookies and water*🍪🍪. You honestly deserve the world for all the good deeds you do for us rogue stans, using your free time to provide us with all these superb stories… You really are the best, finnie! 🥺❤️

And uh, speaking of, I also wanted to ask if you'd be okay with writing something that contains reader/AK Scarecrow and perhaps a dark alleyway? I'm down bad for the old crow, I'm so sorry 👀💦. If you don't feel like it, no problem at all, ofc! 🫣❤️❤️

Eager

Arkham!Jonathan x GN!Reader, word count: 1.3k anon you are so sweet and i am so... urgh this was a nice message!! if i didn't think it sounded like a threat i'd be demanding you come out of hiding so i could blow you a kiss that you can either put on your forehead or in your pocket for later u-u 🧡 also same lmao i love him? i want him? i would worship him 🤎 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff: fear play, instructional oral sex, demanding

It didn't matter why, the allure was unavoidable. The pull, the threat, far too enticing for you, a thrill seeker, an adrenaline chaser. You wanted to feel the fear, to take risks. To request the company, the attention, of Jonathan Crane would require proving your worth.

And as you crept silently up the alley, the end of which was the location of your proposed date, you sensed that this was in itself a test. Of your bravery, of your willingness, your devotion to the very notion of him.

So stuck in thought were you, breaths heavy in anticipation, anxiety coursing through your veins, that you didn't hear him approach you from behind, emerging from the shadows like a bad dream, his hands on your shoulders, quick to move to your face, over your mouth, stifling your scream.

"You reap what you sow. Isn't this exactly what you expected, what you wanted?"

It was. To be afraid. To feel the lingering threat of danger as you were swept off your feet. Completely. But to achieve it effectively would mean you had to feel scared. And you did.

Jonathan's surprisingly warm hands were clamped tighly to you, the skin dry, coarse, but the touch oddly gentle in direct contrast to the force he exerted upon you.

"You look exquisite, even more so than usual, when your features are tainted with the unique pain of terror."

In your throat, your breath was caught, thudding against the lump that closed you off. Jonathan removed his hands, offering you respite from his grip, letting your breath come freely. And as it hitched, ragged as it was pulled with desperation over your lips, you managed to release a sharp, echoing, gasping yelp. With one finger, he silenced you.

"Try to remain quiet, this is a public space. We can't afford to be happened upon, we'd need to set the scene again, and my time is valuable, as I'm sure you know."

You nodded feebly

"May I kiss you?"

Shocked that he would feel it necessary to ask, you nodded silently once again, eyes wide, caught in his stare, only freed from it when he closed his lids and began closing in on you, ragged lips pressed to your cheek, to your neck, finding your own mouth, trembling at the touch. Through his loosely tangled threads, he pressed his tongue forth, lapping at you, running across your teeth as he chuckled, a growl that rumbled in his throat and sent shivers through you.

Leaving you stumbling after him, Jonathan pulled away. Wiping at his mouth, the drool spilling from his sharply cut skin.

"Kneel."

After a moment's hesitation, you followed his instructions, your breath stuck further down this time, in your chest, swelling, a feeling as though you might explode before he placed two of his slender, calloused fingers under your chin, tilting you up to look at him.

"Open your mouth for me."

Dutifully, more than willingly, you let your jaw drop, mouth hanging open loosely, the taste of the thick air on your tongue, the stinging scent of the alley, of Gotham, more noticeable now. The unpleasant odour, the bitter flavour, was quickly replaced as Jonathan placed his fingers on your tongue, holding it flat, teasing it out.

He spread his fingers apart, hitting the corners of your mouth, pushing them wider, further spread until you let out a soft, strained mewl.

"Tell me how it feels. Does it hurt? Is the pain good?"

With your mouth stretched to the limits, tongue unable to move much, you garbled a response, opting to nod while doing so. Your saliva coated his fingers, dribbling over your lip and down your chin. Jonathan removed his fingers, letting his hands fall to the buttons of his pants, working slowly to undo them, enjoying the act, almost ritualistic it felt. You closed your lips, tongue flitting out to catch the drool. Your reprieve was brief, however, and you were still aware of a small trail of drool travelling to your neck as Jonathan commanded you once more.

"Open up."

When you looked back up to him, he was standing straight, one hand still teasing down his pants and underwear, the other holding his length, stiff and impressive, just in front of your face. The tip, reddened slightly, was slick, coated in either his spit or in precum. As you opened your mouth to take it in, you let your tongue drag over it, eliciting a hiss from Jonathan, able to taste the not unpleasant tang of salt against your eager tastebuds.

Enraptured, completely in the moment, your eyes closed over as you moaned. Your audibly erotic notes of pleasure were cut short though, as he brought his fingers to your cheek, gently stroking, the sharp nails lightly scraping along your warm, blushing skin.

"Keep your eyes open. On me. Please."

There was a sliver of desperation to his plead, almsot imperceptible, but definitely there. And you were more than happy to oblige, doing exactly as you were told as he brought his hands to the back fo your head, ragged, claw-like nails pressing into your scalp, forcing you down onto him hard. You gagged as his head hit the back of your throat, coughing, choking, spluttering. It was audible even over the guttural groan the motion had pulled from him, and he looked down at you, concern visible on his face.

"Breathe through your nose. Practice now."

You took slow, calming breaths through your nose as you hollowed your cheeks, mouth full of him, struggling with the girth, the length, but still somehow hungry, starving, for more of him. In a bid to fulfil your growing arousal, you reached a hand to yourself, a cruel taunt, because what you wanted was Jonathan, not your own clumsy, familiar strokes.

“Did I tell you that you could do that? Put your hands behind your back and lower your head down further.”

As though caught doing something extremely inappropriate, which given the circumstances you hadn’t though it was, you took the scolding with blushed cheeks, maintaining eye contact with Jonathan the whole time, so as not to disappoint him further. With your hands clasped behind your back you bobbed your head, mouth watering, tongue desperately slurping at his length as he stretched back, growling like an animal as you sucked the entirety of his long, thick cock.

Restrained by your own willpower to do nothing but good for him, you arched your back into your movements, allowing him to cram himself into you, deeper, his head resting at the back of your throat. And with an almost violent twitch within you, a deep screech that could easily be passed as the wails of a wounded animal, his seed hit your throat. Instinctively, and instantaneously, you swallowed his load completely, grateful for it, eyes still open, never blinking until you had to, only briefly pressed shut at the shock of his orgasm deposited inside of you. He held you around him, gagging, mouth empty, until he was sure he was finished. Smiling lightly, vaguely, as he allowed you to ease yourself off of him.

“Tell me, how do I taste?”

“Exquisite.”

He shook his head.

“Sharp. Tart. Sour.”

He smiled, a dry laugh coming out in a short burst.

“And how do you feel?”

You thought for a moment. Knowing that lying would be found out, but feeling the truth in your core would be enough to satiate him.

“Good. Nervous. Desperate.”

He nodded, turning quickly on his heel and walking back down the alley, leaving you confused, alone. Vaguely terrified but entirely aroused.

[0shewrites0]

theory | Why Lucas brought Blake back

I was discussing this with a mutual Lucas stan a few days ago and I can't stop thinking about it because it just makes SO MUCH sense.

So, I'm just going to put it out there. Feel free to disagree with me or respond to it with your own interpretation, I'm so curious what everyone thinks. Especially Lucas fans...

@mercedesdecorazon ‘s fic reminded me that I wanted to post this so here you go 🤌🏽

More under the cut but prepare for a loooong post 👀

Day 7: Remember when the girls have to decide who is most vs least likely to leave with a girlfriend? We all know if you want to keep Lucas, you have to tell them you want to keep Henrik and vice versa.

Day 5: Remember when you return from your dates and the girls ask you if you like the new guys (Lucas & Henrik), you can tell them, "No, neither of them"? Let's say you go with that. Later, your LI tells you that he overheard Marisol say that "you fancy both of them", even though you said the exact opposite! This is going to get important in a second, bear with me 😌

Day 8: Lucas wants to have a chat on the roof terrace and says the following, "I know you wish it was Henrik who stayed instead of me".

Remember? Yes? Okay, well, have you never thought - How??? Where does he get that impression? Why does he think that? And how does he "know" that? That's a bit of a strong word, isn't it?

And then the thought occurred to me -

What if someone (probably Marisol, but we don't know that) told him that you told the girls the night before that you wanted to keep Henrik? (I mean, you had to because reversed psychology, but let's forget that for a moment)

And if someone told him that, of course he's going to think, wait, she doesn't even like me. It makes sense that Marisol is that person because she desperately wants that spark, and so far it hasn't happened. And Rocco got dumped. So Lucas is really the only option for her at this point.

Day 9: When you pick Lucas for your date, he reacts very confused and really surprised, which - again - makes no sense unless he thinks MC doesn't really like him. At least not as much as she likes/d Henrik. Because boy, my MC has been flirting with Lucas the whole time! And Marisol is pissed that MC chooses Lucas - "Hey! That's who I was going to choose!"

Day 10/ OP NOPE/ Gary and Lucas in the kitchen with the smoothie machine: Lucas says that maybe “he should and check on Hope".

Right? While your MC is standing right in front of him. That always bothered me and I didn't understand what his damn problem was, but now it makes sense:

He thinks MC chose Henrik over him, and now that Henrik is gone, he doesn't want to feel like a second option. So he feels he has to keep his options open - that's why he says that about Hope (who we know he fancies!)

Maybe - and I'm going out on a limb here - he even says it as a subtle dig at MC, like, "You don't like me? Well, I’ve got other options. Doesn’t mean I have to stay with you forever!"

Disaster Recoupling: if MC picked him on Day 9, he will "return the favour", as he puts it. He likes MC (probably more than he'd like to admit), but he's still so insecure. And instead of talking to her about it, he keeps it to himself, swallows it down and lets it eat him up inside.

Casa Amor: I guess Lucas wanted to stay loyal and didn't necessarily enjoy the kiss he shared with Blake in that challenge. (I agree with you here, @mercedesdecorazon ) Jakub just said it looked like he enjoyed it. But after seeing the video of the girls, insecurity about MC's true feelings caught up with him again and he thought (which he makes clear after the stick & switch recoupling when you talk to him on the roof terrace) that MC would switch "for sure". Which she obviously didn't.

Stick & Switch Recoupling: MC comes back alone while Lucas brings Blake back. I suspect that the moment he saw MC sitting alone, he thought, I screwed up so badly. She'll never forgive me for this and now I've lost everything.

And that's the exact moment he realises that not only does he really like MC (that he's actually falling in love with her - I mean, he's picked a girl so similar to MC, that says it all), but that MC likes him too. She came back single, she stuck with him.

Day 18: When you decide to save him from being dumped, he walks over to you without even giving Blake a glance. Because it's you he wants. Who he's always wanted. And now that he's realised you want him just as much, he's all in. 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Day 24: In that way, it also makes sense that he was so jealous and insecure again when Henrik showed up at the Villa again. He needed so much reassurance, although we could never claim that after how he did us so dirty with both Blake and then Elisa, but it's just the old fear of losing her to his buddy. The fear that's still in the back of Lucas' head telling him that MC likes Henrik more than him, which she clearly doesn't and never has.

But that idiot never opened his mouth, goddamn it! 😭😭

I don’t know about you but knowing this makes it so much easier to forgive him. He’s just insecure and wants to be prioritized. He wants to be loved by MC. 🥺

[adriabun]

angel this is your free pass ask to go ham about whatever’s on your mind w petyle. i am laying down, kicking my feet, and listening 👀

ive been sitting on this in my inbox for so long just trying to collect my thoughts and so many ppl have asked me that...now it is time.....ok

i think the thing i want to talk most about is the beginning of their relationship and what their relationship actually is ...like what about it is making me lose my marbles...i want to get all of this information out because as the ceo of petyle i need everyone to understand how they are characterised and how to correctly view their relationship. anything outside what i think is simply lies and flanderization..../hj.........

i typically default to college-age setting so thats what ill be centering on but my ideas of their dynamic can be malleable to other ages (canon, high school, post covid at a stretch etc)

pete has always been interested in kyle from a distance- theyve never really spoken, but after stan becomes a normie again after his goth stint michael points stan out at school like 'look at that conformist lol' and petes like 'yeah what a loser. also who the fuck is the guy in green.'

we've seen from basic cable where he has a crush on sophie that he isnt necessarily afraid of putting himself out there when hes interested in someone but hes kind of awkward about it. so he approaches kyle a couple of times to see what his deal is. this makes all the other goth kids INSANE like not in a negative way they r either in disbelief (michael, firkle) or think its hilarious (henrietta) that pete has a crush on kyle, he massively denies its a romantic thing tho bc hes not a gaywad...he just wants to know whats up with this guy and why hes so interesting

ngl kyle is probably suspicious or at least confused as why pete has started talking to him once hes over the initial weirdness he realises pete is kind of chill but the award palatable small talk hes trying to have with kyle is really annoying kyle def snaps at some point and asks him what the fuck pete is trying to gain out of this because its obvious hes not being himself.

pete is stubborn enough to not back down atp, hes not gonna let a conformist own him like that. so he starts being himself so much, to a degree where hes almost saying 'you wanted this, fine here you fucking go' in order to make kyle upset. but it doesnt work oh no!! kyle finds his goth eccentricities and pessimism so stupid thats its endearing!!!

nothing between them is inherently romantic or even entirely..friendly. more than anything they enjoy annoying each other in a constant loop of quips and rolled eyes. but theres just like.. something fiery underneath they wont address until they get wasted at a house party and let the alcohol do the talking

i have a habit of favouring either onesided petyle (on petes side ofc) or one that ends with a bad breakup because #stylesweep so a lot of my thoughts are biased towards that sort of ending. i just like relationship/situationship angst ok ...ive been there many times. a part of this angst is the idea that theyre each just 'the best they can get' in the moment. Pete's too internally self loathing to think kyle is actually in love with him or anything. theyre just having fun. its not serious. he refuses to think into any of it emotionally, though its kind of eating him up inside. meanwhile kyle is literally just taking it as it is. he feels a little guilty. he doesnt like pete like that (???) but he cant deny flirting and fooling around with him is fun. and also a distraction from stan getting back with wendy.

anyway thats what i have for now. let me know if anyone wants any more i guess. or any specifics about their actual relationship that i have bouncing around. idk!

[berrybanana-arts]

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[alister312]

ok so i've put together all my thoughts about the gregstophe merman gregory/selkie christophe AU and it's a lot so i am gonna put it all below the cut 👀

(there are also more images below the cut 😏)

The concept of this AU starts with Christophe’s mom and dad. One of the old myths about specifically male selkies is that lonely fishermen's wives would cry seven tears into the sea and they would come to be with the wives instead (and maybe take them away). Christophe’s mom was a fisherman’s wife whose husband had been gone for a long time and she was lonely so she did this but after just one night with the selkie she felt guilty, changed her mind, and sent him away. Against her wishes, though, she wound up pregnant and her husband was still lost at sea (and presumed dead), so everyone knew she’d cheated in some way. 

Humiliated and upset, she moved to a new town so she could escape people judging her but she was still very bitter. She blamed the selkie for forcing her to have to uproot her life like that and when Christophe ended up being born as a selkie, she took his coat and hid it so she would never have to think about the whole affair ever again. She ended up projecting a lot of her bitterness and hatred for that selkie (as well as guilt) onto Christophe, making his life miserable. He learned early in life that he was a selkie but since his mom had his coat, he knew he couldn’t go anywhere and had to just put up with it. She ended up dying young, never having told Christophe where she put his coat so he’s stuck in the town forever.

I know there’s a lot of different versions of the myth about what happens when a selkie is separated from their coat, but currently I’m just going with the idea of the yearning for the sea and not being able to properly talk. So Christophe chose to become a fisherman because his mother used to talk about how good her past husband was and it’s a way he can be out in the sea constantly, kind of. Plus he doesn’t need to talk to be good at it, he just kind of grunts and gestures if he needs to communicate and everyone figures he’s just a very gruff, antisocial guy.

Gregory is a merman who’s gotten a bit cocky about having never been caught every time he goes to watch humans. He doesn’t want to join them exactly (he likes life in the sea very much) but he finds them fascinating to study. Anyway, Gregory gets caught one day by (of course) Christophe. Gregory is bit freaked out, worrying that Christophe might kill him or bring him back to the land as an attraction of some kind, but Christophe just wordlessly lets Gregory go.

This act makes him Gregory’s new fascination and, after a while of staring from a distance and learning that Christophe is an ultimately good (albeit quiet) man, he starts to interact with him more. Gregory is everything Christophe wishes he was (living in the ocean, free) so at first he gives him the cold shoulder out of jealousy but eventually warms up to him. Somehow Gregory learns that Christophe is actually a selkie who is missing his coat and he becomes determined to find it and give him the freedom he deserves.

I say somehow because I’m not quite sure but I’m partial to the concept of this AU also containing Stan and Kyle because…… i like them. Anyway, the thoughts I have about them in this AU is that basically Stan is also a fisherman who knows Christophe and doesn’t totally like him because Christophe’s gotten aggressive toward him before. Stan’s husband is Kyle who is also a selkie but, unlike Christophe, has his coat and can come and go from the ocean as he pleases. Kyle can sense what Christophe is and what’s wrong (and berrates Stan when Stan makes a rude comment because he doesn’t understand why Christophe is so difficult), but he doesn’t really know what he can do to help. He feels like he understands the best of anyone what Christophe is going through, and he technically does, but again he represents what Christophe wants but can’t have.

There's two potential endgames for this AU I've thought of but I'm open to hear other's thoughts if you've read this far! Anyway, both of the ones I've thought of I like, but they've got completely different vibes. In one, Christophe gets his coat (his mom had thrown it overboard a ship somewhere way out at sea) and joins Gregory in his life in the ocean. While he spends much of his time being a seal, he does come out of the water and shed his coat so he can give Gregory proper kisses. Maybe they live in a cave with an underwater entrance so they can have privacy and a safe place to keep Christophe's coat when he does take it off.

In the other end, it's less cute but imo still happy in a way. Basically Christophe finally accepts that he'll never find his coat and he tells Gregory that he doesn't want to string him along (haha like a fisherman) so he breaks off the relationship, believing Gregory would never want to give up the life in the sea. Gregory is offended Christophe thinks he doesn't love him that much so he goes and finds a way to start living on land with Christophe. He already liked watching people, why not live among them if it means he also gets to be with the love of his life? They are both trapped on land now, but they're trapped together so it's like a silver lining thing.

ANYWAY that whole thing is the AU concept!! I guess the one other important thing to mention is that selkies and merfolk are sort of myths in this world? Like they exist for real but most people think they're not real. Sorry to have gone on for so long but oh well! It's fun :)

[lesbiankiliel]

ask game:

Jedi Lando?👀

ohohoho my favorite wip that will take forever to finish as it would detail lando's entire life as a jedi from the gathering to the events of rotj

I even wrote a separate post about it way back when that details the entire thing that I'm gonna copy-paste here:

okay so, lando is a part of the youngling group we see with ahsoka on ilum, and I had this cute idea that he asks ahsoka if he could be her padawan when she becomes a master because I stan them both so much and it’s cute

order 66 hits and the youngling group makes a miracle escape with grogito and guess who picks them up and hides them?

hondo. hondo’s grown fond of these kids and he looks after them for a couple of years, keeps them safe. some of them (katooni at least) stay with him while others leave to figure out their own way. lando learns some tricks of the trade and becomes a good pilot and gambler, even though he has to suppress his connection to the force. that one encounter with inquisitors cut way too close

lando travels with l3, meets han and chewie, loses the falcon (which is an eternal sore subject), and then makes his way to lothal and runs into the ghost crew. shit hits the fan as it does but when they part ways, both lando and kanan at their respective ends are like “huh, if I didn’t know better I’d say that guy is a jedi”

(kanan totally lives and the next time they see each other lando has reconnected with the force and it’s the spiderman meme)

so then lando wins cloud city and has a good time until vader shows up and it’s the biggest whiplash to order 66 lando has had so far. it’s ptsd city and he is barely able to keep his composure (vader doesn’t pick up anything, he’s way too preoccupied)

and then…. luke falls into his arms, and it’s familiar but totally new at the same time. luke’s a jedi, no doubt about it, but he’s unlike any other jedi lando has ever known. and luke recognizes lando’s force signature as well (spiderman meme again)

and that’s when lando goes to a super secret compartment in the falcon that not even han and chewie had any idea existed and retrieves his lightsaber for the first time since probably the time he acquired the falcon

it’s jedi time. lando ignites his lightsaber and feels free. he’s kept all of this hidden so deep within himself for so long and now he has to both teach luke and learn what he never had the chance to learn

and then we have skyrissian endgame. they have some blatant sexual tension while sparring. you know, the good stuff^^ but also a true connection. a force bond, if you will 😉

after getting influences from different star wars medias I’ve also thought about lando being friends with kelleran beq (because I love master kelleran) and maybe kelleran saves the whole lot of them? but I’d also like to bring master huyang on board

I also put together my own timeline for this because the force knows timelines in star wars are wibbly wobbly timey wimey at best of times and I need something cohesive

also lando’s lightsaber is indigo^^

ask me about my wips

[cyndrastic]

i’m making a new au

idk if anyone has actually seen Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero, but it aired on Disney XD in the early/mid 2010s and was one of my all time favorite cartoons.

If you’ve never heard of it, there’s a synopsis linked here

if you wanna watch it for yourself, here’s the first episode (this link definitely doesn’t also lead to a trusted website where you can watch the entire show for free along with a ton of other cartoons, movies, and anime’s and definitely isn’t how i watch South Park without having Paramount + 👀)

if you don’t feel like either of those here’s a link to an out of context video that i think will be easy to understand without having watched the show and that shows character dynamics well.

anyway here’s the characters:

i’m gonna add a cut here so if you don’t feel like reading/watching something to get a feel for these characters, i’ll explain them (also it’s kind of an excuse for me to rant about how this show takes traits from common media and twists them perfectly to still have identifiable character types while having the characters be unique and mix well together in the show)

Kyle will obviously be Penn Zero himself, part-time hero, who’s the main character. I mean, come on, even the main guy has curly read hair! It fits too well. Penn also has some established anger issues, and sometimes has a hard time putting his personal emotions and morals aside for the sake of a mission. He’s snappy, witty, and good hearted but sometimes he can lose sight of the right thing when he gets in his own head.

Stan and Wendy will be Boon and Sashi, Penn’s best friends.

Stan is Boon, part-time wiseman. He’s a stereotypical dumb best friend, but he’s pretty philosophically mature when he needs to be. This is actually the only show I can think of where the “dumb best friend” trope isn’t annoying as shit, cause normally I hate characters like this. But here, Boon never feels like a burden to the episode and him being a little slower never makes him less capable than his friends. No one ever complains about him being too stupid and his best friends never belittle/infantilize him for not being as smart. He’s a great moral booster for the team and it’s clear how much his friends enjoy his company care for him despite him being kinda dumb. I don’t understand how no show since this one has been able to get this trope right.

Wendy is Sashi, part-time sidekick. She’s a total badass, having more fighting and strategic skills than the boys. She’s also the one to keep the mission on target and is willing to do whatever it takes to win the day. However, she’s never the stereotypical “i’m the responsible one so i hate fun” or “i’m a girl who can fight so therefore that’s my only character trait.” Shes aloof, isn’t the best at social ques, highly competitive, and shows her love for her friends by being fiercely loyal and protective of them. Even though she can get annoyed and tired of the random antics her friends cause, she never talks down to them. She also takes her role of sidekick very seriously and even though she’s a much more skilled fighter than Penn, she listens to his instructions and never undermines what he says unless what he tells her to do will lead to them failing. She’s a fiery spirit and can and will kick your ass if she sees fit.

Cartman and Butters are Rippen and Larry, the Stendyle trio’s part time villains.

Cartman is Rippen, part-time villain. Rippen is a very stereotypically evil guy. He doesn’t really have a motive, he just wants to win. Does he ever? No. Is it his fault that he loses most of the time? Also no. He’s a genuinely good villain but it’s often the people he works with or some Deus Ex Machina for the heroes that keeps him from getting to victory. Despite being a good villain, hes also pretty aloof. He’s a hilarious character simply because of how annoyed he is with everything all the time (especially his henchman Larry/Butters). Despite this, he does genuinely care for some things, like his stuffed animals and his co-villain (though he’s hard pressed to admit it). In the show Rippen is an art teacher who hates everything, but in this au Cartman is just gonna be another student who loves to mess with Kyle.

Butters is Larry, part-time minion. He works under Cartman and honestly sucks balls at being a villain. He’s silly, doesn’t really know how to take a situation seriously, gullible, easily distracted, and very kindhearted. However, he is incredibly loyal to Cartman and will do whatever he says without hesistation, he’ll just usually do it wrong or twist it so it’s a nice thing to do. Most of the time Butters is just there to stand by Cartman and do his own thing. It’s also a running gag in the show that Larry will just ramble on and on about literally anything and it drives characters actually insane, and Rippen will sometimes use that as a weapon, which is a very Cartman thing to do. In the show Larry is principle of the school Stendyle attends, but like with Cartman, i’m just gonna make Butters another student. However, in the show, Larry is also rich as fuck, which is really funny so i’m keeping that. Like, it’s rarely brought up, but there are some episodes that take place in his mansion and it’s great. (“Cartman, you know what i’d do if i had a million dollars?” “Butters, you do have a million dolla-“ “I’d buy everyone in the world a portrait! I did that once in my neighborhood. my neighbor said ‘you shouldn’t have!’ and I said ‘no worries Mark it’s my pleasure happy birthday!’ and he said ‘it’s not my birthday and my name’s Tyler’…” <- actual character interaction from the show almost word for word, tell me that doesn’t sound Cartman and Butters coded)

[kestalsblog]

What are your thoughts on Craigman?

And for the headcanons thing, I love to think they would bond over music! They've both shown to be very into it and I love the idea of them bonding over it :3 ❤️

(Like, think of them becoming a duo? Stan writes their songs, Eric is the main singer, and they both play? They become super popular, travel the world touring and live their happily ever after 🥹💙

There seriously needs to be more AUs with these two... :( )

Ooh, Craigman! 🌶️ Honestly, I think I could see Cartman with anyone if I squinted hard enough. I love that ridiculous, dominant guy LOL. They'd have an interesting dynamic to explore, considering Eric's huge, boisterous personality and Craig's subdued stoicism. A good blend 👀 You can also share your thoughts on the ship!

Actually, Craig is one of my faves. I am perpetually trying to figure out fics about him.

Omg! I love the Stanman band 😭 Eric has some serious musical talents. He's gonna end up singing some crazy gushy stuff with sweetheart Stan writing their music, but it's the price he has to pay. Them traveling the world as the most iconic duo, I love it! 😍 Eric would get really jealous of Stan's fans though.

The Stanman tag is seriously skimpy 😔 I live for the rare moments when someone makes fanart of them.

Thanks for the ask! 🫶This was fun!! You and others feel free to send more! I really like receiving them 😊

[scyllas-revenge]

Happy Birthday, dearest Scylla!!! 💖🥳 I hope you have had a wonderful celebration worthy of your awesomeness!

On the occasion of your 30th, I actually have an important request to make of you that I have been holding onto for a while now. 👀 I had just been too busy to get around to messaging you about it, but when I found out about your big 3-0, I figured this could be a cute good time to ask.

Would you do me the honor of naming the OC I am going to use for my Boromir fanfic series ("A Captain's Duty", originally "Breathe"), and give me your blessing to use you as the muse/inspiration/basis for the character? I know no one better to ship with Boromir other than you, honestly. I don't know if Beatrice is a self-insert in your own "Burn" series, but I definitely see a Gondorian version of RL you being perfect for Boromir. Smart, kind, brave, FUNNY, perhaps a little shy but fierce, and really loves the man.

Sorry if this is a weird request, and please feel free to decline, but I thought it didn't hurt to ask. Think of it as a mega-version of a story dedication; I dedicate all my Reader Insert one-shots to someone, but this felt like a great opportunity to honor the unquestionably biggest Boromir stan I personally know. I don't think I will find the opportunity to do this with another Tolkien character and mutual!

This OC will be considered "canon" in my SotWK AU, so she will probably crossover to other stories/series I write and would be "officially" Boromir's one true love in the AU. That's the plan in my head anyway. I say this to clarify that she will not be a "throwaway" one-time use character, even though Breathe started out as a Reader Insert.

Please let me know if it's a "Yay" or "Nay" either by answering this or DMing me-- whatever you're comfortable with! Again, no pressure! My feelings will not be hurt if you don't like the idea of being shipped with a fictional character. 😉

Once again, Happy 30th! I know you have a fun and exciting decade ahead of you! 😁

!!! @sotwk you're so sweet!! I'd love to help out with your series however I can, and I'll definitely message you about name ideas (I'm pretty bad at coming up with names, but I might be able to come up with something)! And as for being the inspiration for your OC, I'm so flattered- you'll have to make her a lot more exciting than I am, for sure, but once again I'd be happy to help however I can :D My own OC Beatrice kind of started out as a self-insert, or at least something close to one, mostly in a write-what-you-know kind of way, at least. I hope that she's evolved into her own being at this point, but we do still have a few traits in common!

Thank you for the birthday wishes and for including me in your series!!

[coffinsister]

Jokes on you I literally love being invested in the drama of random YouTubers I don’t know - spill 👀👀👀

Anon you don't know what you just freaking unleashed onto the world

I gotta spill the freaking tea, but under read more, cuz this got hella long.

But okay, for context, this is about Minecraft Content Creators:: Dream and Tommyinnit mostly, but it's also about another Mexican YouTuber called Quackity

Basically, a super long time ago already actually, Dream announced he was making a new Minecraft server, after the DSMP tragically passed away o7 that was gonna be called the USMP (I'm pretty sure it standed for United SMP but no clue honestly.)

And the exciting new feature about this USMP was going to be this real time translator, so content creators from all over the world could play together (Side thought: I don't think the translations were actually that good either way lol they were machine translated lol)

But literally like that Same night, Quackity announced that actually he was making his own server, the QSMP that had that exact same feature

So they basically kinda fought back and forth over who actually had ownership over the idea or who ripped off who, and while the YouTubers themselves didn't really do much, beyond being way too public about it, but like honestly, what's the Minecraft sphere without incredibly levels of parasociality involved.)

The fanbase was completely deranged over it tho, because you know, Stans gotta be Stans.

A lot of people got doxed, and stalked, literally putting trackers on people's cars, a lot of racism (Hi, hello, that happened to me) just a shitshow overall.

I wanna say that even though I stopped liking Dream ages ago Dream Stans get the worst possible treatment from everybody, just idk, people feel very entitled to mistreating anybody with a ":)" on their bio.

At the end, it finally died down, and then, Tommyinnit, most annoying man on Earth.

Made an ohhh politically incorrect video that was just fake edgy and kinda boring, where at the end he called Dream, basically a crybaby manchild who was gonna get killed by Tommy's LARP Dad Philza Minecraft.

Dream found out, got passive aggressive on Twitter, Tommy doubled down, and then like a stream later, he was being whiny and sighing ,and apparently watching DNF edits of Dream's, new at the time, LP.

Which kinda gave off the message that he really sacrificed a years long friendship to try to get into an SMP that his bestie Tubbo made it into before him

And which he never will, because the QSMP is a very deeply controlled space, with almost no super young content creators, and Tommy's first DSMP video was him literally breaking the only rules of that the server had, so yeah, that's never happening.

(And then, his mom went online to defend him, like boy the way I'm immediately killing myself if that ever happens to me, plus the dream stans discussing with this woman over her son, literally most annoying people in the world.)

And today, Dream made a (In my opinion, super boring) stream just showing the USMP, and talking a bit about Tommy and Quackity.

He kinda implies that the reason the USMP will never see the light of day is because of that drama, but like, that man has never once pushed through on any of his proyects, that SMP was doomed to fail from the very beginning.

I must clarify tho, that my annoyance with Tommy isn't the fact that he dissed Dream. I just freaking don't like the guy, he literally built his entire career on being a mysoginistic lowkey lesbophobic annoying brat.

Kinda sucks that Tommy is the one making the biggest mcyt related videos at the current time, solely because he's got the resources and the connections for it, literally the best part of his channel is being a host for other content creators to be funny and shine.

I still love Quackity tho, he can hit it for free any day of the week, and that's on God

[howstrangethingshappen]

i honestly cannot wait for byler to become canon. i can’t wait to hear and see all the cauterised milk stans screaming in comment sections & posts like:

we NEVER saw this coming [when the series has been filled with evidence from the getgo]

how DARE the duffer brothers do this to us [as if the duffer bothers ever intended for cauterised milk to be endgame]

we’re 100% not h0m0ph0bic, but the fact mike & will are together now is disgusting 🤮 [aka i actually am h0m0ph0bic & my toxic straight sh*p is superior]

i am unstanning stranger things & the duffer brothers. do not support anything else they make. [aka i am so angry that a show about the 80s with a toxic straight ship depicted a beautiful, wholesome love between two childhood friends]

“not being swayed by the audience,” SURE, you TOTALLY WEREN’T SWAYED BY THE LGBTS 😒 [as if there was ever going to be another conclusion]

MIKE AND EL DESERVED TO BE TOGETHER [bc they only ever call her el bc they don’t see her as jane, a person, they only see her as mike’s girlfriend]

this is 100% fan service. i am beyond disgusted that the duffer brothers would throw in this CLEARLY UNCANON CONCLUSION when there was ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE of mike & will EVER having feelings for each other the ENTIRE SERIES!!!1! MIKE IS IN LOVE WITH EL AND WILL IS GOING TO FIND ANOTHER GAY BOY, THIS “BYLER” STUFF IS BULLSHI-

you get my point. 🤣👀

bonus:

an edit with, “them.” as the caption & a bunch of m*leven moments from previous seasons as they desperately try & cling to their false hope, but every shot they use has will in it

a tumblr post, titled, “Why Mike and Will Don’t Deserve to be Together and El Deserves to be with Mike: An Analysis,” & the entire post is just filled with ‘evidence’ that has since been disproven [since mike has now been shown to be in love with will & actually gay]

another tumblr post, titled, “Why Smalltown Boy is Not Mike’s Song and Why Mike is Actually Straight” [even though the song is literally the first one on his official spotify playlist]

feel free to add more in the comments! i actually had sm fun writing this bc we all know it’s true; i mean, come on 🤣

[themountainsays]

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Hello, welcome to my blog! My name is Ara, I'm an adult, and I'm a student and artist from Argentina. I like to draw and write fanfiction, though I take my time with both 😂 If you are new, I would like to tell you a little about my blog before you proceed:

This is a proship account. That means I don't mind what other people ship, no matter how outrageous, because I know the relationship fiction has with reality is deep and complex, and it's very uncritical to believe that, because monkey read incest fanfic, monkey do incest. After the messed up shit I had to read in school, I don't think anything on ao3 could scandalize me 😂

I like almost all kinds of ships, problematic and unproblematic alike, but I mostly prefer siblingcest. Right now I'm super into madrigalcest, specifically into isamira, so if you ever wanna leave isamira asks my inbox is always open 👀

...Please don't bring up parent/child ships in my inbox though 😭 while I respect those ships ideologically, I'm not always comfortable with discussing them.

This account is MOSTLY sfw, though the ocassional nsfw-ish post may occur. If you're a minor and would like to follow me, I encourage you to blacklist the tags "#nsfw", "#nsfw-ish" and "#not safe for casita".

If you would like to follow me, but aren't comfortable with problematic themes, I recommend blacklisting the tags #madrigalcest, #shipcest, #incest cw, #age gap, #age gap cw.

I do not want TERFS, MAPS or ZOOS or their supporters interacting with me. I will block you on sight.

This is not a discourse blog. I delete anon hate. However I welcome civil and polite discussions if you're here for a conversation, and I'm willing to answer most questions.

COMMISSIONS OPEN.

My main tags are:

#Ara draws -> My fanart! :D I'm super proud of my collection, please feel free to take a look!

#Ara writes -> Anything to do with my writing!

#Madrigalcest -> Anything Madrigalcest related, which includes multiple ships.

#Shipcest -> Incest shipping in general. I also use #incest cw, but not as much, since it messes up the post and it may not appear on the ship tag.

#Isamira -> Isamira is just my otp right now, ok? 👉👈

#Elsanna -> Posts from my Elsanna era.

#Sylki -> Posts from my Sylki era.

#References tag -> A sort of archive of posts I want to bookmark as future reference, usually for fanfic or fanart.

#Shipping discourse -> Exactly what it sounds like. While I try to keep this blog mostly good vibes, I still need to vent sometimes.

#Encanto discourse -> mostly my opinions as a latin american on the odd treatment gringos seem to give the movie. Haven't touched this one in a while, but I'm mentioning it just in case anyone wants to know my opinion on some stuff.

#another post for the isabela stan account collection -> the tag where I remind everyone that Isabela is my favorite character :D

#when marnie was gay live slug reaction -> ...i can't explain this one, just see for yourself

I also have multiple character analysis tags, which you can find here:

#character analysis: mirabel madrigal | #character analysis: isabela madrigal | #character analysis: julieta madrigal | #character analysis: agustín madrigal | #character analysis: alma madrigal | #character analysis: camilo madrigal | #character analysis: dolores madrigal | #character analysis: bruno madrigal | #character analysis: luisa madrigal | #character analysis: pepa madrigal | #character analysis: sylvie | #character analysis: loki | #character analysis: elsa | #character analysis: anna | #character analysis: kristoff | #character analysis: iduna

WARNING: Some of the posts you will find in these tags are old and may be Full Of Cringe. I also change my mind all the time. I may or may not edit some things or add tags when and if I remember to. Beware before proceeding.

I also have what the kids may call A Shit Ton of AUs, all of them Madrigalcest, and it can get super confusing, so I made this handy little index to keep track of everything. I will edit and add as needed as more are added to the list. The following list is ordered from most ridiculous and lighthearted to heavier and more disturbing.

INDEX:

#black moth AU crack edition electric boogaloo -> An AU of an AU. It originated from the more serious and angsty Isamira Black Moth AU, spiraling from the idea of "what if Camilo and Dolores were fucking in the background?" Then we started talking about european royalty, Crusader Kings 3, and whether or not someone could have like, 16 babies. It makes no sense out of context, just come check it out.

#curse of mars AU -> all the older grandkids are romantically involved in one big poly relationship, save for Isabela, whom they exclude specifically, turning her into the personification of that one sad party meme.

#isamira tradwife youtuber AU -> Modern AU Isabela copes with her incest guilt by going full tradwife, to the point even her husband is a little freaked out.. Mirabel copes with her own incest guilt by playing skyrim and bullying her sister.

#inc3st baby mariano AU -> just a silly little AU in which Mariano is, in fact, Pepa and Bruno's secret child, whom they had to give away when he was only a baby... and years later, he's back to marry his half-sister, with Pepa trying to explain why he can't, without being able to give a proper explanation.

#isamira soulmate AU -> what it says on the tin!

#bloodline AU -> This one is pretty simple, just a fantasy royalty AU in which the family's magic is directly tied to their blood, so in order to make sure the children inherit powers, consanguine marriages among the Madrigals are commonplace. Basically an isamira arranged marriage AU, with, uh, a little bit of omegaverse sprinkled in.

#isamira role swap u -> My personal favorite, and the only one I'm actually writing a fanfic of. Scapegoat Isabela and Golden Child Mirabel.

#madrigal khajiit AU, also known as #engato AU -> this was initially a dumb outlet for my inner furry to express herself, but it evolved into an actual plot and it became pretty emotional. Set in the world of The Elder Scrolls, specifically in the Blackwood region in the province of Cydoriil, the family searches for their lost child, Mirabel, who disappeared when she was only a baby. Most of them are also, huh, anthropomorphic cats, and Alma is doing eugenics with her own children and grandchildren - I actually encourage you to check this introductory post to get a feeling of the game lore, because I promise it makes sense in context. Warning for, mutilation, specificially someone's tail being chopped in half, and past child abuse.

#de esos que llaman embriones AU -> title comes from a bad parody of a song that was already bad. silly little modern AU that would be a bit higher if it weren't for the emphasis on the isamira age gap. The premise is pretty silly, just Isabela being the one on babysitting duty most of the time because her schedule just happens to match Mirabel's perfectly, so she has to drive her places and whatnot. The fun part is that her friends won't fucking shut up and stop making age gap and incest jokes. They think they're being funny, without noticing the incest guilt it's stirring in Isabela.

#black moth AU, also known as the #dad bruno AU -> Do you like PAIN? Do you like ANGST?? Do yo think Mirabel hasn't suffered enough in canon??? Then I got the poison for you: it would be SO fucked up if Mirabel was Julieta and Bruno's accidental incest baby, wouldn't it? It would be REAL BAD if everyone found out, right???

#isamira ft. villain!julieta AU -> Mirabel is Julieta's favorite child. That is unquestionable. Though Isabela didn't know just how little she loved her in comparison, and how much she was willing to hurt her if it meant protecting her baby. Warning for child abuse, sexual abuse and whump.

#curse of venus AU -> possibly the most messed up. Isabela was born cursed: every member of her family would develop a sick sexual attraction to her against their will. Yes, even as a kid. Yes, even her parents. As soon as they realize, the adults vow to never act on it or let her know. However, things get complicated as the other kids begin to show signs of her curse as well. One day, the secret comes to light. Warning for descriptions of multiple adults being attracted to a child.

You can find me on AO3 and Twitter (minors please don't follow!). I also have a private nsfw twitter account, but I only accept follows from people I know. If you're interested, please DM me!

[phantastragoria]

1, 10, 21, 25, 28 for the comic ask game 👀

1. Who's your favorite character and why?

I love all of the five main Guardians equally (plus associated others to varying degrees) but Peter Quill is my little silly man who I want to put into an enclosure so I can study him through a glass wall. I could write various essays about his character and WILL whenever I get some free time because the world NEEDS to understand him the way I do...

Despite his many inconsistencies in personality due to inconsistent writing, I find him to be a very fascinating character with his usually bright exterior but inherent loneliness even as he constantly surrounds himself with groups of people... the never-ending cycle of reinventing himself because he never seems quite comfortable in his own skin for prolonged periods of time... his abilities that I don't think anyone else quite understand because it's too complex... No matter how many times he gets his ass beat or fucks something up he always manages to find a way to continue on even if he really doesn't want to :'/ my scrunklie...

10. Share a favorite comic panel.

Annihilation: Conquest - Star-Lord #1 and Guardians of the Galaxy (2020) #10

Sorry you're getting 2-for-1 pages because I CANNOT choose between the two nor just pick panels. The first I genuinely love just because it's soooo mundane... is there anything better than a suiting up scene... Timothy Green/Victor Olazaba really got across with so little just how completely tired he is of the universe's bullshit while contemplating alone.

The second is because that page is just the coolest with everything coming together... the payoff to Peter returning with the gained knowledge of his sun-elemental abilities... getting part of the gang together to take down a space weirdo... Juan Cabal's composition & Federico Blee's coloring are just SO good. All their issues on GotG (2020) were fantastic but shout-out to the last few they worked on together and especially with #9 as THE standout in my opinion.

21. Share a favorite piece of comics lore.

The most important lore ever is that Drax/Arthur Douglas' favorite meal was macaroni and cheese... we stan a simple king.

25. Who's your favorite villain?

This one is hard because I don't tend to keep up with any of the villains just on their own. I want to say Mysterio SO BAD but I'm not even a hardcore Spiderman reader, and he's done nearly nothing in the grand scheme of things, the mere concept of him is just so funny to me... But hmmmmm, I enjoy Galactus + some of his heralds, I have complicated feelings on Thanos... I find Shuma-Gorath interesting but his appearances are so inconsistent and lacking in giving him any real character of his own...

I actually really enjoy when the various Elders of the Universe show up. I think they work well for setting up an ongoing arc and or just to be a villain of the week thing, there's just such a big variety of extreme hobby fanatics to choose from for any occasion. I don't have a specific favorite out of them all though, maybe En Dwi Gast?

Now, specifically a favorite villain for the Guardians? I really liked the #evil Olympians in Ewing's GotG (2020) and part of me wishes they had been the main threat for a little longer. Greek mythos mixed with cosmic stuff is fun! Plus I feel they were thematically appropriate and a good foil for the team as a whole while also tying back to Peter with the usually forgotten Spartax stuff, the final battle/confrontation with them was great. Ultimately however I think Adam going Magus Mode in the DnA run and the tragedy of him turning after dealing with the fissure Fault and the team trying to do everything to prevent it, failing to do so and then Magus fucking with all of them, is still the most directly personal/effective threat they've had to deal with before or since if that counts for this... I know Magus wasn't directly their problem for more than a few issues but still.

28. What got you into comics?

I was super invested in the Archie Sonic the Hedgehog comics when I was way younger after getting a free comic book day issue LOL that eventually faded away as I grew up and then my timeline was essentially:

Saw the first GotG film > read the current (at the time) comics and was like ehhhhhhhh and fell off for a bit >> eventually went through and read the Annihilation era stuff and then went further back for individual characters >>> by that point All-New Guardians launched in 2017 and I LOVED the first half of that run >>>> Then it devolved into mass crossover event insanity and completely dropped Gamora's personal stakes in the plot to have a random soul stone monster being the mastermind of it all >>>>> Saw IW + EG and was SO HEARTBROKEN by the Guardians treatment in those movies that I completely put off reading anything Marvel related for a while LOL >>>>>> then the Eidos game came out and broke me and I read thru all the stuff I missed after Infinity Warps/etc and now I'm here.

[deiliamedlini]

You open these chests with the SLATE!?!

I never, EVER knew about this! But in this (Modded, obvs) clip, you can see it! These chests are opened by tapping the slate to the front 😱 HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS!?!?!?! BOTW fun facts still making me 👀👀 after all this time!

Also…. Sneaky discord server promo under the cut 😏

This is a champion’s stan server, so it’s mostly BOTW focused, but we’ve gone off track enough to add threads related to Groose ships, so feel free to join us for some Zelda fun! It’s 18+ though!

[writers-ex]

I am taking care of myself, though i do forget to drink water sometimes 😅

Yk, if you have any questions about my bff, you are free to ask. She said its better ro know the other person's preferences before making a move.

....i feel like she is slowly taking my college title of 'rizz master' with this sophisticated demeanour :(

And she is the top student in her grade. I am in a junior class, so atleast i can remain my position as the topper of my grade :')

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DRINK WATER 🗣️

and for your friend….what are her top5 songs she likes? does she like to watch TV, read, draw, anything other than being very appealing while playing sport? favorite color and season?

rizz master…now I am curious as to what that is and why she’s taking your title…? 👀

damn I’m top student in my class of six girls so a knowledgeable lady I stan that *swoon*

keep studying but don’t forget to and everyone say it with me

DRINK WATER 💧