"You know how to clean up a crime scene but not how to wash the fucking dishes ?!?
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How is that even possible?! "
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Elden ring by 冯伟 Feng Wei(c12)
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dianxia you can't just say things like that
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he's both dragon and elf, and it's everything i love in characters
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"Working" together
Hero: Look, our plans keep getting more and more reckless and also not at all glamorous enough for your usual kind of gig. We´re both clearly not in the right mindset to do this, so can we just move it to tomorrow and go home now?
Villain: Oh? Have I been keeping you up all night, Hero?
Hero: Yes! And not the fun kind!
Villain: …Oh?
Hero: Not that! - Oh my god! I meant- fuck.
Villian: Well, that... can certainly be arranged.
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Bingge you loser... you absolute BAFOON
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