#fern talks🍃

[enbesbians]

hi there,

today was my birthday so the cowboy abby fic needed another day of delay, but as i said in the last update, it’s basically finished. for the time being and the next fic after, i came up with a multitude of different ideas and i would like you pick which i should do next.

[starrybasilbloggs]

Hi, I'm Basil!🌼

I'm not a new facet by any means, but I am the first to get a blog!! I just wanted a blog to talk about myself and post things I like! I don't have a plan for this blog really, but I'm looking forward to posting!

I am a transmasc demiboy. I am 16. I use he/him, it/its, they/them and neopronouns, which I will list below:

leaf/leafs, fern/ferns flo/floral, viridi/viridis, nect/nectar, clov/clover, mint/mints, seed/seeds, bloom/blooms, pic/picture, le/lens, 📸/📸, 🩹/🩹, 📒/📒, ❇️/❇️, 🌿/🌿, 🍀/🍀, 💚/💚, 🌱/🌱, 🍃/🍃, 🌷/🌷, 🥀/🥀, 🌼/🌼, 🍒/🍒, 🍉/🍉, 💠/💠, 😱/😱

Anyone is allowed to pick from and use any of my pronouns as they like.

This system is influenced by depressive psychosis, anxiety, (suspected) bpd & hpd (diagnosed "traits of cluster b personality disorders"), (suspected) autism, and ADHD/amism.

P.S, I participate in a mogai blog run by all of us (starrygender) so please follow us if you're into that!

[ferns-leaves]

🏵️ Tags 🏵️

General:

General talking/ rambling: Fern's little garden [🌿]

Reblogs: A stroll through the neighbourhood [🌱]

Reblogs of my own works: Fertilizer [💛]

Queued posts: Gardening hours [🌼]

Interactions with mutuals: Garden visitors [🍄]

Tag games: Playing in the garden - Tag, you're it! [🎮]

Albedo brainrot (For stuff not long enough to make it on the masterlist): Cecilias [💐]

Events: Garden party [🌴]

Self shipping: About us: Albern [💕]

Ask types:

General talking: Chats over the fence [🍃]

Charanons: Little helpers [🌹]

Requests: Fern's plants [🌾]

Thirsts: Watering can [💧]

Ask games: Playing in the garden - Hide and seek [🎲]

Who sent an ask:

Visitors - [Blog name] [🍀]

Visitors - [Name/Nickname] [🍀] (for mutuals and friends)

Visitors - [Charanon] [🍀]

Visitors - [Emoji] [🍀]

Can’t find something? Try with my old tags

[quietduckpond]

HOLY SHIT BRO ARE YOU SAYING THAT A FACT ON FACTS I JUST MADE UP DOT TUMBLR DOT COME IS FAKE???? OH FUCK MIND BLOWN OH GOD DAMN YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART DUDE HOLY SHIT

My Dear Anon,

Uh, if you're talking about the post i think you are -

1. That was meant sarcastically & ironically, and not to mention -

2. That was like, a week ago i think? So you must have scrolled pretty far down my blog to reach it, since my queue is set to ~40 posts per day, and thats not including reblogs. So, yeah.

Idk what to do with this, but uh. Im literally just here for a fun time. Clearly you've got some angst problems, Anon, but I'd appreciate it if you left them at the door.

Ty,

- Fern 🍃

[citromboy]

ok waot i'm not done!!🌲🌱🌿 and (if ur up to it) 🍃?

HELLO AGAIN!!! of course, i love talking about myself!!!

lichen 🌲 - what do you like to collect?

okay i did answer that a second ago but!!! im gonna elaborate!!! bc i can't even begin to stress how much i love talking about myself.

as materialistic as i am, i've realized that my joy doesn't necessarily only come from objects. i love having a good time and making memories. driving home at 2am in an empty city while listening to the my favourite playlist or going to the grocery store with my friend to get cheap wine and snacks.

we are formed by the memories and the connections we have to the world around us. we are all unique because we have been the only ones the experience those moments the way we did, yet we connect with each other through the moments we share together.

roots 🌱 - describe your favorite memory

remember how i said we're a collection of stories in the paragraph before? i suddenly remember nothing from my life

i think it might be just driving home from the dinner after we finished high school? the city was empty and i had no clue where i was going but it was fine becuase we got home in the end!!!

fen 🍃 - do you have any goals for the future?

finally have my own place which i get to design and decorate however i want to, settle down there and have a decent job which pays the bills and allows me some fun and travel in my free time. not really aiming the highest here, i just wanna be happy with my life.

fern 🌿 - if you were any kind of plant, which one would you be?

hmm i didnt really think about that ever? but i would want to be a tree that bears fruit, like a peach tree. gives shade AND sweet fruit in the summer??? hell yeah

THANK YOU FOR ASKING!!! (forest asks guess who forgot it again!)

[rosieriott]

Moringa Matcha mornings! 🍃♥️ I’ve been hiding in my comfort bubble of 40 days of soups, stews, bone broths, teas and all things warm. Today, I made a Moringa and Matcha Latte with Unsweetened Vanilla Coconut Milk! Oh, soooo good!! 😋😋 - Now let’s talk about these two and why they are so freaking great.. Not only is Moringa extremely nutrient dense arguably making it one of the best superfoods out there, but it is also an incredible anti-inflammatory said to be even more powerful than Turmeric as well as a dependable galactagogue which allows women to continue producing sufficient amounts of breast milk, if needed. Now Matcha on the other hand is rich in antioxidants and vitamins, high in L-Theanine which helps reduce stress and is especially rich in the polyphenol, ECGC, which is known to have cancer fighting effects on the body! #TheMoreYouKnow.. 🥰 - Also really excited to still have my travel cup that I bought in Hungary before I embarked on a little solo bicycle tour that reminded me very much so of being in Fern Gully! This cup got me through some fierce camping nights! I used this to make soups and teas galore over my portable gasoline powered stove.. Oh, what a time it’s been to be alive! Beyond grateful for these experiences! ☺️☺️ - - - #OrganicAlways 💕#LetFoodBeThyMedicine 🌱♥️ #MedicineMama111 #TheBestOfTimes 💫 #TheLoveInMyLife (at The Mystery Spot) https://www.instagram.com/medicinemama111/p/CXXJpaEPIdV/?utm_medium=tumblr

[enbesbians]

Ellie fucking you HARD in missionary till your crying and trying to push her off you but she slaps your hands away and chokes you while holding one of your ankles to your head and kisses your ankle haaa🤗

oh god yes.

i already hc ellie as groaner and a grunter during sex. shes a breather too where she can be very quiet but when she’s so desperate and in love with how she’s strapping you down, she’s fucking loud. she’s already enthusiastic in whatever she does and invests her time in so i don’t think fucking would be any different.

she’d use a strap like it was stuck to her skin, pounding deep into your cunt no matter how many times you came or if you need a breath after your high. she’d watch you, feeding off your own sensitivity and make you look at her, she use all that strength that she has (because we’ve seen her arms and how she holds heavy fucking armory and a goddamn filled backpack), pushing your thigh and arms deep into the mattress. she’d know how to hold your throat, squeezing just enough so there’s a possibility you pass out but you don’t, she’d say things like, “let me see you.” and something similar like, “look at me fucking you.” shes 100% into eye contact and your clit would never not be touched.

she’d most definitely love having your legs dangle over her shoulders and your feet weakly flopping around. she’d basically make out with your calf and ankle, holding your other thigh so tight she could probably bruise it. she’d say, “im so deep inside you… i want to breed this pretty pussy… let me cum inside you.” in the most desperate way possible.

ellie just gives me, ‘ill overstimulate you, fill your pussy over and over and i won’t stop. ill keep fucking you… and fucking… and fucking you until you cry.’ she’d kiss your tears, growl in your ear. i already know the bed would scrape against the floor and bang on the wall, picture frames falling. if you ever tried to escape (and you’re willing of what she’s giving you of course), she’d follow you, and you’d be all over the entirety of the bed. your head could hang off the mattresses edge and it’s just jerking at the pace of her thrusts.

man… just thinking about it is insane.

[enbesbians]

here’s a little update on the fic… there might be some changes here and there but overall, it’s getting done.

and an intro teaser… cowboy abby on the way.

also, trying to make sourthern dialogue is a bit difficult lmaooo.

hopefully sometime next week it’ll be posted.

[enbesbians]

as i write the submissive perverted southern abby fic, here’s some things ive conjured up that will be included— a little teaser.

- tribbing; while doing so, abby has the need to breed your pussy, whining for it, wishing she could but ends up squiring while rutting herself onto you. there’s also doggystyle tribbing— with how obsessed abby is over your body, she needs to feel how the reader’s ass would collide against her clit, humping it as they roll their hips around, taunting abby, egging her on as she’s heaving heavily.

- scent kink; she’s already enticed with you and how you smell, doesn’t seem out of the ordinary for her to want to smell you through your jeans— her face nuzzled in the harsh fabric so pathetic and needy, yanking them down just to get more of your natural scent laced within your panties and underneath them too.

- abdomen riding; abby is such a pretty farm girl, seeing her flex as she worked did things to the reader so when the opportunity was giving, the reader proposes the idea the run their clit against abby’s abs, feeling the soft ridges bump their throbbing clit (possible squirt).

- dove fucking; just to let you know, the reader is on the chubbier side, so they have more to their body, to their breasts. abby ruts a lot in this fic, like a dog in heat and with the reader teasing abby about the interest abby has in their breasts, she fucks them, feeling how soft the reader’s breasts feel slapping against her clip as she thrusts into them.

-ejaculating strap; yes… this fic has a lot and it’s just strap up nasty in the best way possible, bringing abby’s need to breed you as if she were to impregnate you, only downside is she can’t but that doesn’t matter in the moment.

possibly inclusions (im unsure if i should put);

- lactation

-anal play

- cum play (spitting each others cum into one another’s mouths).

- impact play.

little things that are included;

- abby has a happy trail and is more on the hairier side (if you get what i mean).

- reader is on the chubbier side and is tall (same height as abby).

- reader is a single parent.

- lots of body praise, both ways.

- as you know, abby is southern— inheriting her family’s farm so she sometimes she wears a little cowboy hat and those cute denim jeans with the huge belt buckle.

- reader is a baker.

- abby is insanely talkative, purely out of nervousness.

there’s a lot in this fic that i have already written but i don’t mind adding more… so if you could tell me your thoughts… im all ears.

[enbesbians]

this might be tmi but i can’t stop thinking about how i met a girl across the country after meeting her online. that was the first time i was incredibly speechless and let my shyness take the best of me. i wanted to be so cool in front of her and i kept being a clumsy shit. she ended up saying it was cute because i kept laughing and saying sorry at the stupidest stuff. i got so worked up and all she did was talk… she was talking about yogurt and how she liked to put almonds in it and i was standing in the grocery store wanting to fuck her right in the isle. each time i looked in her eyes, she’d squeak and try to look away but i held her chin and made her look at me and the way she got so flustered made my stomach drop in the depths of hell… each time she kissed me, i felt like a pervert because id get turned on from one peck and she’d do it on purpose knowing how much i loved kissing. when we lay in bed, she was sitting on my lap, she complimented my happy trail, my thighs and my tired voice (cause it croaks often and it’s already naturally deep). we talked about life but she’d bounce every so often and id buck my hips up and she’d act so clueless even though she knew what she was doing, saying, “your hips are excited.” i remember saying fuck you and i don’t remember what else but she laughed. it ended up being more prominent, now grinding against each other and i felt up her shirt, feeling her breasts and they were so cute. she’s insecure about them because they were small but i gave them kisses and sucks and looked at her and she still couldn’t keep eye contact so i just told her look at me and she did but whenever she didn’t i held her face… i got so wet it went through my shorts (and the fabric was so fucking thick dude…) and she was incredibly flustered by that, saying “oh my god” over and over as she ran her hand up and down to feel it. we ended up tribbing and i can’t tell you how fast i came… but even still i did not stop, eating her out and marking her body and it ended up being 4 in the morning until we finally slept (keep in mind we started at 12… it had LOTS of foreplay so…)

it was so good but simple yet i can’t stop thinking about it… it was literally three months ago.

[enbesbians]

i wonder how abby would act when you sit on her face!!!

oh fuck i love the idea of this…

first of all, abby is in love with your pussy. the first time she got a taste, she knew that this would be her weakness and her head would almost always be in between your legs. it’d start off with her sucking your clit— standard head giving— rolling her tongue against your folds and figuring out what gets you going. within each lick she dives deeper into her need for your taste. she loves how you clit and labia flutter in her mouth and the way it feels when her suctions pull at your flesh. how wet you’d get would drive her insane and each time she’d get a chance to eat you out, it seems like she’d be more and more impulsive, indulgent and hungry where you’re just looking at her, seeing how desperate and infatuated she is with your pussy. it would look like she’s eating you out not only for your enjoyment but for hers.

she’s strong so no matter if you’re tall, short and anywhere in between, so she’d fling and sling you around like you’re a goddamn feather. when she wants a taste of you even in the crack of dawn and you’re in the kitchen making coffee/tea, she’d pick you up, set you on the counter and deeply fuck your cunt with her tongue. even with her strap, she’d throw you around and watch how fragile you’d look against her strength, making you ride her cunt and/or strap.

with that being said, she’d suggest you to sit on her face. she wants all your weight to be pressed against her, she wants to drown in your pussy. you’d be scared at the fact that you’d hurt her or think about how she wouldn’t be able to breathe but her cocky personality would be up for that challenge. she’d lay there like a good girl, anticipating your body to hover her, eyes glued on your pussy, mumbling “oh my god…” realizing that you’re actually about to do it. before you could even sit, her arms would lock around your spreading thighs, pulling you down and locking her lips over the entirety of your pussy.

she’d most definitely beg you at any given chance, “please fuck my face baby…” and “i just want to tatse it, use my face…. please… please fuck it.” it’d be so cute, she’d look pathetic.

her hands would roam all over you, nails deep in your soft thighs and your ass, spanking you over and over again— guiding your hips to ride it, feeling every inch of her features and that godly nose of hers. she’d literally inhale the scent of your pussy, moaning against how fucking delicious your arousal is. when you’d grant her breath, she’d moan out loudly saying, “fuck i love your pussy.” and, “you smell so goddamn good.”

when you don’t press yourself all the way down, she’d strengthen the muscle of her tongue, letting its texture be rode by your clit, feeling it’s hood roll back and your bud being tickled. your slick would fall down her chin and neck and her head would move alongside your movements, almost like a cat lapping up water.

you already knew how talented her tongue was but now that you’re physically riding her face, she showed you a whole new world of pleasure— you’d be hesitant at first, but with her hands holding your waist and making you move, after some time you’d be fucking her face like a an animal in heat. she’d hum against your pussy, tiring out her jaw, lips and tongue as she tries so hard (and successfully) stimulating your pussy. she’d use her spit, letting it bubble as she sucked on your clit, falling between the opening of her mouth and your cunt, making your pussy feel nasty, wet yet oh, so fucking good.

just from this abby would seem so much like a bitch bottom and a pussy slave. she’d cry and whine at how hot this was, looking up at you just to see how well your enjoying yourself, loving the way your tits bounce and your thighs squeeze her head. she’d use her hips and fuck up into nothing, relying on the air to give her some type of friction she needs so desperately. it wouldn’t be slow thrusts, she’d literally hump the air as if she was fucking up into you, using the pace of your own hips to sync with hers.

she’d like the idea of not being touched but sometimes she’d want to slip her hand in her boxers and rub her clit like a mad woman. you’d hear how wet she would be, knuckles restricted from how tight her pants are but you’d see she’s trying her hardest to frantically rub herself, soiling her underwear in the process.

also she’d love it when you’d stand and ride her face that way. she’d be on her knees, hands resting on your thighs or fingers inside your pussy, looking up at you with her puppy dog stare as she licks you and fucks you with her mouth. she’d beg for you to grip her hair and hump her face like she’s nothing— physically yanking her hair to pound her face into your pussy. she’d roll her eyes back, her mind rotting in pleasure as she literally gargles all of what you leave against her lips.

[enbesbians]

just thinking about abby and her thick fucking fingers

something about this fucking girl and her big hands. no matter if you’re taller, shorter or on the chubbier side, her hands would know how to manhandle you around like you’re just a rag doll. imagine the impact of her slaps and spanks. what about when she chokes you, covers your mouth? the pressure and the weight of it all is overpowering. just by her punches, you can clearly see how heavy handed she is— just one swing and whoever takes it is literally tumbling on the floor. she has good endurance so i wholeheartedly think she wouldn’t need to take breaks using dildos on you or even when her fingers inside of your cunt— she’d just flex her arm, steady her fingers solid and pound you to the point of no return. they’d fill you up so nicely and the girth of each digit will make your eyes roll back, touching and prodding at your good spot.

imagine how rough they can be but also soft. what about how she’d grab both sides of your face while fucking it, the strength in her hands alone will get you in a daze. how she’d caress you, while making love to you, or the way your lips would spread while sucking onto them.

man… i love her hands.

[enbesbians]

i love when girls get all excited about the things they’re enthusiastic about… they get all hyper, maybe even use their hands while they speak… get side tracked and mention something else that may or may not be related to the main topic. they can go on and on and not even notice how much they’re talking. it’s so cute.

[enbesbians]

imagine abby fucking u with the strap but with every thrust its a squeak like a doggy chew toy i’m giggling

LMAOOOO what??? but what if…

i know this a fucking joke but right after i read this… due to my vivid imagination, i visualized it.

what if abby was new to the strap scene, asking a friend for advice on strapons and stuff— seeing the best size to start with or what quality harness is the most comfortable. she’d ask the friend where she’d be able to buy one since she’d be too impatient to wait for it to get shipped and delivered from online. given the address, she entered a sex shop. it wasn’t any ordinary shop, most of the sex toys looked like contraptions from sci-fi films— dragon dildos, vibrators the shape of a huge lizard’s tongue, ruby red fucking machines with the dildo looking like a mold of someone’s hand.

she was intimidated at it and nothing in that shop looked like what someone who was in need of a starter strap. she went along the strip of the isle, seeing numerous strap ons with most just being creature molds until she finally found one that looked normal. she had been so excited, she didn’t even read what the strap does… or that it fucking squeaks— she saw the six inch logo and called it a day.

when the time came, you and her were in bed, her slipping herself inside of you, so excited at the fact that she’s finally using something she had fantasized about on you. it didn’t take long (after you had adjusted to the size) that there was something off about this strap on… her hips snapped itself into you, and after the first couple quiet squeaks, you couldn’t hear it in the midst of your shared moans, but then as her pace increased, the strap got louder and louder.

“what the fuck is that?” she asked, looking down thinking that was your goddamn pussy making all that noise, but as she slowed down her thrusts, she noticed so did the squeaks. “oh my god…” she sighed, coming to a realization that it wasn’t you, it was the strap on.

red huddled at her cheeks, feeling embarrassed that the first time she strapped you down was with a squeaky strap on.

you never let that go.

THIS WAS FUCKING STUPID LMAOO. i don’t know why i took it seriously but hey… fuck it.

[enbesbians]

in the process of doing headshots of drummer! abby and guitarist! ellie instead of sleeping… it’s 2am.

[enbesbians]

ellie calls her strap a dick and abby calls hers a cock. realistically they use both but that’s what i think they prefer the most.