#five course meal

[icleanedthisplate]

Apolonia ‘Classics’ Tasting Menu (Yellowtail Crudo, Roasted Mussel Toast, Fiorentini al Sugo, Mediterranean Branzino, The Pistachio). Apolonia. Chicago, Illinois. 10.1.2023.

NOTE TO SELF: The crudo and the pistachio ice cream are worth coming back for, but none of the other dishes did much for me. That black pepper gastrique gave the tune a dynamic flavor and the slice of grape made it refreshing. I could have eaten it for hours. The chili butter on the toast had a nice flavor, but the toast had the texture of stale bread. The pasta was decent, but I have a low ceiling for pasta right now. The fish itself was good, but marinated olives, dill, and fennel is not a flavor profile I'm into. The ice cream and the little vanilla cake it rode in on are a contender for best dessert of the year.

Currently the only October meal I've had.

[5ftboy]

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves Blooper Reel

[forgetmesoup]

BEHOLD MY JONS

[dearestgentlereaders]

colin is stronger than me fr cause this look of hers had me barking like a dog

[izartela]

All turtles for the @somerandomdudelmao fanart series are now done. :D I may do some more later on if inspiration strikes, but for now I'll be moving on to other projects (some also turtle related).

On another note, if anyone would like to get any of these fanarts as prints, let me know in a comment or message me. I'll post a specific poll and info sometime later but I wanted to know if there actually is any interest first.

[asphaltmeadowws]

source: instagram // @bose

[spoonsloot]

Oh to be Captain Price's little housewife

[urlocalwormtoday]

william's rotting? I hope it gets WORSE !!!! dakota's bones are at risk? I hope they BREAK and SHATTER !!!!!! vyncent's world is corrupted and his dad betrayed everyone? I hope he SUFFERS !!!! ashe is possessed by the trickster? jokes on you, I hope his body is used to kill SO MANY PEOPLE !!!!!

angst is the lifeblood of every fandom and I need more (< needs to be put down)

[purrvaire]

good omens season 2 + text posts I have on my phone (3/?)

1 / 2

[skoulsons]

the way he just…is a father. how he brings her left hand up to the gun. how he places it there and holds it. SO GENTLY?;??&? and how he talks her through the whole process. mans ripped his hand away from her in episode 2. now look where they are 😭 and knowing in like ep7 or something that she grabs his hand in winter and he holds it back. im going to be so emotionally unstable

[respectthepetty]

Every week will be a battle between lusting after the lighting and Great's thighs in Wandee Goodday.

I can't focus on colors when these two are competing for best body!

Feeling like the grandma! Don't know what to look at first.

The men?

The colors?

Both?!

GREAT'S THIGHS?!

I'm already overwhelmed by all the beauty that's about to come my way.

[sunnyrosewritesstuff]

Okay so I’ve been rewatching the entirety of wwdits (as one does when the season ends) and something suddenly struck me! And it came in episode 2 x 05 when Colin is mega draining everyone and Guillermo is about to confess to killing those vamps…Nandor knows.

It’s been niggling at the back of my mind since the end of this newest season. How nonchalant and competent Nandor is with regards to Guillermo’s needs. It’s obvious he’s been planning out this moment for a lonnnng time.

What if he knew Guillermo had Van Hellsing blood even before Guillermo knew it himself. What if he knew about the assassins but was doing his part to help Guillermo cover it up. His obliviousness to Guillermo being covered in blood after killing the vampire family. Him immediately deciding to help Guillermo cover up Carol’s death. His focus being on laundry in the theater instead of Guillermo’s secret lineage.

It’s entirely possible Guillermo had accidentally killed a vampire in front of Nandor and Nandor helped him cover it up including using hypnosis on Guillermo to make him forget. Perhaps that’s about the time hypnosis stopped working on Guillermo too? Especially if there were multiple instances?

Sorry, brain is just running laps now at the possibility of Nandor being so set on Guillermo from their early years of master and familiar (I mean he memorized the card.) that he kept a secret about Guillermo being a Van Hellsing, painstakingly researched how to transform someone in that bloodline, and was just biding his time until Guillermo was finally ready to commit to leaving his humanity behind.

[finnitesimal]

Don't care about questioning most pissa headcanons they're all very cute but I'm not standing for this 'phil is the good cook and missa burns everything in the kitchen' like we're just not watching the same streams

[thunder-point]

Cole I wish I knew your full government name just so I could use it right now, because the ask you sent me was a personal attack on my sanity and my soul itself,,, anyway-

Phumpeem petplay where Phum literally chases Peem around the house before pinning him to the floor right where he found him and fucking him until he comes and then fucking him some more. Peem's babbling gets progressively more garbled and animalistic, and at one point, he's literally scratching at the floor, and when Phum flips him over only to ram it into him again, Peem lets out a weak little "bad dog", which of course doesn't help matters for him.

how about a whole one-shot about puppy play phumpeem where they switch depending on the scene and both of them end up screwed so hard they both get bedridden.

also i can't believe you. can't believe your audacity (you're so hot alan pls have mercy on me) but- BAD DOG?????? I'M BROKEN FOR ALL TO SEE

goodbye praise kink. good day desperate, weak, moan-worthy degradation.

[bidisasterevankinard]

What pretty fucked up situation in 911 makes you horny?

[astro-can]

chiori fanart!!

Did I cook or did I cook