#five is not a tumblr sexyman

[headcanonsandmore]

One of the more distressing moments of being a Classic Who fan is discovering that many NuWho fans regarding the Fifth Doctor as hot. *Shudders*

[annilynn]

WE'VE DONE IT CHAT JEFF IS NOW AN OFFICIAL TUMBLR SEXYMAN https://sexypedia.fandom.com/wiki/Jeff_(FNaF:_Into_the_Pit) as a celebration, ill draw him shirtless

[tempoaryblogformightyjensblog]

Ah fuck, they made Afton a Dilf. This site is gonna be unusable in October 

[icyfell]

Someone on Reddit asked why all digital artists have the same style after I posted some of my art there and it made me so discouraged I almost didn’t finish this LMAO

[bloodpen-to-paper]

November 5, 2020:

Supernatural makes Destiel canon after 12 years and immediately "buries your gays" by sending Castiel to Super Hell

Putin is rumored to be resigning from his position as the president of Russia

September 8, 2022:

Twitter hosts a Tumblr Sexyman Tournament that accumulates large attention upon reaching the finale, with Sans the Skeleton of Undertale beating Reigen Aratake of Mob Psycho 100

Queen Elizabeth II of England dies, ending her 70-year reign

April 4, 2023:

The long anticipated Barbie movie is given a trailer, sparking an influx of memes formatted to the movie's promotional posters

Former U.S. President Donald Trump is indicted on 34 felonies following years of pushing to have him criminalized for various crimes and misconducts

October 27, 2023:

The Five Night's at Freddy's movie releases in theaters

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[papyrusswaghetti]

as soon as I saw this concept I had to rush to make one of my favorite tumblr sexymen a descendant 💔 meet Springtrisha, Springtrap/William Afton /Vincent Afton’s descendant.

i used nefera de nile’s official art as reference

sexyman descendants was made by @sparkerinparadise !!

[betweenlands]

why you should vote herobrine in every single Tumblr Sexyman poll

he's one of the originals: look, a lot of these upstarts are new to the party. they may be sexy and they may be men, but they lack legacy. not so with herobrine. herobrine's been around. he's been around before sans. he's been around before bill cipher. he's one of the original originals alongside the onceler himself. know your herstory etc etc

he fits more of the criteria: look. i love benrey, i love reigen arataka, i love raymond animalcrossing. but look me in the eyes and tell me: is there a significant portion of people who ship them with themselves? once upon a time that used to be a requirement. and guess who does fit that requirement? that's right. herobrine. i mean, yeah, there's also herosteve i guess, but i was there back in the mid-2010s! i know what i saw! even to this day people will make new herobrine variant ocs! and guess what! sometimes they smooch!

he's a trailblazer: i think quite possibly one of the few more influential video game creepypastas you could cite would be BEN Drowned, but with all my respects -- he does not have the advantage of being in one of the longest-living games of the decade. herobrine, meanwhile? herobrine comes from the same time as first-era MCYT, and no matter how you feel about the phrase "MCYT" as a whole, you should know that interpretive roleplay and storytelling in the confines of video games is very, very cool and very, very important. and the first villain of every 13-year-old's minecraft roleplay? if it wasn't herobrine, he almost certainly made an impact elsewhere.

he's been through a lot: if i had a nickel for every time i saw whitewashed herobrine i would probably be a millionaire. despite being blocks he gets drawn as a stereotypical muscleman (twig herobrines get a pass they have a je ne sais quoi about them). his alive half-brother is a total asshole. people hate him on instinct because some famous jackass or another happens to play the game he's originated from. he's gotten banned from minecraft at least 10 separate times. he doesn't deserve this. he's just really been through the ringer and he really deserves this win.

i love your other guys. i do. except one or two of them but i don't want those guys anywhere near my blog so i'm not naming those fuckers. but for the most part i love like 90% of them and if it were up to me they'd all be given titles for their individual contributions to sexymandom.

but c'mon, y'all, it's herobrine minecraft. someone changed four pixels on the original steve skin and made a complete and utter legend and we can't just let that go unaccoladed forever.

[ID: an image of Herobrine's skin at a 3/4ths angle facing right. /End ID.]

the universe loves you very much, be gay do minecraft and vote herobrine.

[requiiemem]

This is MY purple guy <3

Gavis Bettel suffering in FNAF 3 was hard to watch LMFAO

Anyway this is how I imagine what he'd do if he gets his hands on Spring Trap

[bill-cipher-love-triangle]

😱

[the-psb]

First Day!

Tumblr sexyman by like

(Thanks for the likes ^^)

[mumatsi]

"I ALWAYS COME BACK."

I am gonna be printing this sexy rabbit man on my shirt soon, hehe

also omg i haven't drawn this man in like 4 years

[annilynn]

if there is a next tumblr sexyman poll, would you help me get Jeff to number one??????????????? he deserves it at the least

[tempoaryblogformightyjensblog]

The reason Spot has instantly become the new Tumblr sexyman is pretty simple. They took the 2 most likely archetypes for becoming a tumblr sexyman, ‘Pathetic lil mow mow’ and ‘genuinely horrifying and intimidating entity who the monster fuckers will still be down bad for’ and then merged them into a single character. Him becoming a sexyman was destiny at work.

[disaster-reasonable-48]

Every vriska undertale/vriska serketverse screenshot I've made so far

[madcourtjester]

So apparently purple guy WAS (is?) at least at some point a tumblr sexyman, and because I originally got Tumblr to post a design of a Tumblr sexyman descendent because I thought the idea was really funny, I decided to design one. Because I think (hope) the Tumblr sexyman version of purple guy is not William Afton but the fandom version that was widely accepted before William Afton existed in the early days of the fandom (and because William afton already has canon kids) I made a descendent of that and pulled from some of the early theories such as purple guy being phone guy. I really wanted to go strongly in the direction of Monster High fashion dolls, so I included sketches of a little plastic accessory phone that would come with her as well as a car referencing the infamous purple car in the take cake mini game as well as an old Monster high g1 play set for draculaura’s sweet 1600 which featured a car that she got for her birthday. I wanted to pull from 80s fashion a little bit and give a 80s vibe for obvious reasons although it’s less apparent I still hope it comes through but I also strongly pulled from scene fashion because I associate that with the early days of Fnaf for some reason. (Obviously I didn’t do a full color drawing because this already took a lot of work and time, but I might go back and make one. either way, the color palette she is supposed to have is purple and gold because you know, purple guy and spring trap.)

(also by the way, the bunny teeth were not intentional. I kind of made a mistake while doing line art, but I decided to keep it because I thought it was cute.)

Inspired by @sexymandescendants and concepts/designs by @sparkerinparadise @sporesgalaxy

[thebeastunleashed]

At least Quaritch actually values his son than Afton did for his children.