#fizzarolli Friday?

[tooshnado]

hc that fizz falls asleep during any and all down time possible, whether he wants to or not

[ann1e-on-earth]

Help I paused at the wrong time and it looks like Fizzie is in FnF 💀

[xkriskrossx]

OOOO MAH GAHD!

[sadhornydemons]

Helluva Boss episode, music video and shorts air dates & hiatus:

Reference for future episodes. Episode hiatus 3 months or longer will be noted.

Pilot: November 25, 2019 (Monday)

(Music Video) Oh Millie: February 14, 2020 (Friday)

(11 months)

Murder Family: October 31, 2020 (Saturday)

Loo Loo Land: December 9, 2020 (Wednesday)

Spring Broken: January 31, 2021 (Sunday)

C.H.E.R.U.B. : March 14, 2021 (Sunday)

The Harvest Moon Festival: April 30, 2021 (Friday)

(4 months)

Truth Seekers: August 21, 2021 (Saturday)

Ozzie's: October 31, 2021 (Sunday)

(9 months)

The Circus: July 30, 2022 (Saturday)

(3 months)

Seeing Stars: October 19, 2022 (Wednesday)

(5 months)

Exes and Oohs: March 11, 2023 (Saturday)

Western Energy: May 20, 2023 (Saturday)

Queen Bee: (delayed season 1 episode) June 24, 2023 (Saturday)

Unhappy Campers: July 8, 2023 (Saturday)

Oops: September 9, 2023 (Saturday)

Mammon's Magnificent Musical Mid-Season Special (ft Fizzarolli): October 29, 2023 (Sunday)

(Music Video) Just Look My Way: December 3, 2023 (Sunday)

(Short) Hell's Belles: April 26, 2024 (Friday)

(7 months)

The Full Moon: May 31, 2024 (Friday)

Apology Tour: June 22, 2024 (Saturday)

(Short) Mission: Antarctica: July 31, 2024 (Wednesday)

(Short) Mission: Weeaboo-Boo: August 31, 2024 (Saturday)

[bleucaesura]

STOLITZØ - SEVENTY

The following morning, Blitzø sat on the couch wrapped in a big fluffy blanket. He watched as Stolas shuffled over in his robe and bunny slippers, with two mugs of coffee.

Blitzø unwrapped half the blanket and pat the cushion beside him. Stolas smiled warmly, handed Blitzø his mug and cozied up next to him. Blitzø draped the blanket around Stolas’s shoulders once he had settled.

Stolas grabbed the tv remote and started flipping through channels. Blitzø looked over at him lovingly. When Blitzø went to have a sip of coffee, he realized it was iced. He looked down at the cold drink in his mug, tears welling up unbidden.

F*cking birdbrain…

“Darling?” Stolas looked over at Blitzø. “Goodness! What’s the matter?!” Stolas clambered to get out of the blanket so he could turn to face Blitzø.

Blitzø calmly put his mug on the coffee table. He climbed on the couch and knelt in front of Stolas, putting the owl’s face between his palms and smooshing his cheeks until they fluffed in that adorable way Blitzø loved.

Blitzø smiled happily and gave Stolas a quick light kiss.

“Darling?” Stolas blushed.

“Thank you for seeing me,” Blitzø grinned happily through tears.

Stolas sniffled, tears springing up; he threw his arms around Blitzø and they fell back on the couch laughing, tangled in each other’s limbs, tails and the blanket.

The TV buzzed in the background.

“666 NEWS”

“I’m Katie Killjoy”

“And I’m Tom Trench”

“Ha. Ha. No one f*cking cares who you are, Tom!”

“On our show today we have a very special guest! That’s right! The big guy who put the big ‘O’ in Ozzie’s. The sexiest sin himself. The lustful leader, Asmodeus is in the studio with some scintillating updates on a new product to hit shelves later this month!”

The audience erupted in applause.

Blitzø and Stolas looked over at the TV.

“Welcome your majesty!” Katie clapped enthusiastically as she slid down the news desk to make room for Asmodeus, hip-checking Tom off his chair on her way over.

“Thank you, Katie.” Asmodeus leaned in front of and across Katie and extended a hand to Tom as he was pulling himself back up into his chair. “And great to see you, Tom! We still on for Friday?”

Katie was NOT impressed.

Blitzø had started drinking his coffee and almost shot it out his nose onto Stolas. He started to choke. Stolas thumped his back trying to help him breathe through his choking laughter.

They missed Katie’s next comment through Blitzø’s coughing and laughter.

“Thanks for having me this morning.” Asmodeus smiled his celebrity smile. “If I could be indulged a moment?”

The audience clapped.

“Before I get down to the… Nitty gritty,” Asmodeus winked at the camera and purred in a deep gravely voice. “There’s something more personal I’d like to touch on first.”

The camera focused on him completely.

“As many, if not all, of you know, Fizzarolli and I have gone public with our long term romantic relationship.”

The audience erupted with cheers and applause. Asmodeus smiled unabashedly and waited for the applause to die down.

“And while I embody the sin of Lust… I DO love Fizzarolli. Yes he and I are in a loving and monogamous relationship... Being in love doesn’t mean the lust disappears. I say it makes it deeper, and even more… Pleasurable.”

The sex absolutely oooooozed off of his words. The audience was rapt. Blitzø and Stolas looked at each other, blushing.

“But I digress.” Asmodeus chuckled, breaking the spell. “I’m here to say: I AM a hypocrite.”

The studio filled with gasps, whispers and confused chatter.

Katie, desperate to get back in frame, slid her face along the news desk until she was at Asmodeus’s elbow. “And why do you say THAT, your Highness?”

Asmodeus casually pushed Katie’s face out of frame and continued, unfazed.

“I embarrassed a fellow Royal, and friend, at my club when I called out his relationship with an imp. I was wrong to do so. Not JUST because I hurt a friend.” Asmodeus’s demon flames grew. “But because I don’t AT ALL believe in this elitist BULLSH*T division of classes.” The lights all but went out in the studio as Asmodeus’s flames erupted.

A second later, it was as if a switch had been flipped and Asmodeus was back to his charismatic, charming self.

“So! Prince Stolas? Blitzø?… Owner of ‘I.M.P.’” Asmodeus winked and said conspiratorially behind a hand to the camera.

“I’m truly sorry. And my blessings to you both!”

The studio was silent for mere seconds before the audience erupted in applause and chaotic conversations.

“What…”

“The…”

“Actual…”

“F*CK!”

Blitzø and Stolas traded expletives while starring unblinking and agape at the tv.

“Now!” Asmodeus rubbed his hands together, excitedly. “Who wants to hear about my revolutionary new vibrator coming out next month?!”

Tom raised his hand and nodded enthusiastically.

Katie stomped off set screaming into a phone.

Blitzø turned off the tv.

“Did that just f*cking happen? Or was I f*cking hallucinating again?” Blitzø stared wide-eyed at the screen.

“It happened,” Stolas said just above a whisper.

They looked at each other.

Blitzø threw himself at Stolas, burying his face in his chest feathers.

Stolas fell back, surprised. He hugged Blitzø to him.

Blitzø nuzzled Stolas and hugged him back.

“Is… Is this ok?” Stolas stammered.

“Eez comfy” Blitzø mumbled from his snuggle spot.

Stolas chuckled. He stroked Blitzø’s horns affectionately, feeling somber.

“No… I meant…” Stolas paused, unsure what to say.

“Is WHAT ok?” Blitzø looked up at him.

“That,” Stolas looked toward the tv. “All of Hell knowing…”

“F*ck yeah!”

Stolas was startled. Blitzø grinned at him. His eyes shone.

“Free f*cking I.M.P advertising from Asmodeus on the 666 News?! F*ck YES!” Blitzø pumped his fist and laughed maniacally.

Stolas stared flatly back at him. He hoped he had his best ‘What-The-Actual-F*CK’ face on.

Blitzø grinned at him and burst out laughing. He grabbed Stolas in a tight hug and nuzzled his neck.

“Stolas, you birdbrain…” Blitzø whispered. “I want the whole f*cking universe to know you’re mine.”

*****

[soulful-rodent]

Behold! My many comfort characters from the fandoms i'm in!

Vocaloid: Hatsune Miku

Poppy Playtime: Dogday; Bobby Bearhug; Hoppy Hopscotch

Hazbin Hotel: Angel Dust; Sir Pentious; Charlie Morningstar; Lucifer Morningstar; Razzle; Dazzle; Velevette

Helluva Boss: Stolas; Millie; Moxxie; Blitzo; Loona; Wally Wackford; Octavia; Vortex; Queen Bee; Asmodeus; Fizzarolli

Friday Night Funkin [mostly mods]: Hex; Soft BF; Soft Pico; Garcello; Annie; D-Sides BF; Ace

Sonic: Shadow the Hedgehog; Espio; Metal Sonic; Majin Sonic; Omega; Tangle; Whisper; Tails; Knuckles; Silver; Tails Doll

Mario Series: Princess Rosalina; Luigi; Yoshi; Princess Daisy; Bowser; Mario

MLP: Pinkie Pie; Queen Chrysalis; Applejack; Derpy; DJ Pon-3; Discord; Fluttershy

Marvel: Spider-Gwen; Miles Morales; Thor; Squirrel Girl; Peter Parker

FNAF: Glamrock Freddy; Mangle; Puppet; Helpy

MHA: Mirko; Fat Gum; Aizawa; Hawks; Eijiro Kirishima; Fumikage Tokoyami; Mina Ashido; Tsuyu Asui; Eri; Himiko Toga

Kirby: Meta Knight; King Dedede; Kirby; Daroach; Bandee; Marx; Taranza; Magolor; Elfilin

Undertale: Asgore; Asriel; Toriel; Muffet; Alphys; Papyrus

Deltarune: Susie; Noelle; Ralsei; Jevil; Lancer

[iwontusethis255]

TUSE'S BLORBO BRACKET!!!

WE DOING THIS BITCHES

(god this is gonna be a nightmare to do and tag and shit)

ima do week long polls starting today or tomorrow with the first 4 pairs, and we shall decide which of my blorbos is the best blorbo

have fun

or dont

im not your dad/mom/parent/other

edit: apparently the tags cut off. grand.

Edit 2: fuck it ill just list them the ol' fashioned way:

Arceus (Pokemon) The Lamb (Cult of The Lamb)

Naven Nuknuk (Epithet Erased) Father Garcia (Faith)

Starlo (Undertale Yellow) Loop (In Stars and Time)

Kamek (Mario) Vivi Ornitier (Final Fantasy 9)

Kinger (Amazing Digital Circus) Rook (Brawl of the Objects)

N (Murder Drones) Right Hand Man (Henry Stickmin)

Taco (Inanimate Insanity) Hatty Hattington (Battleblock Theater)

Lollipop (Battle For Dream Island) Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

Niko (Animal Crossing) Job Bot (Job Simulator)

Bezel (Chikn Nuggit) Intercom (Cosmonious High)

Fake Peppino (Pizza Tower) Yourself (Friday Night Funkin)

Heart, Mind, Soul (Chonny’s Charming Chaos Compendium) Scott "Will Eventually Take a Look at the First Mega Man" Wozniak (working title) (Scott the Woz)

Asgore Dreemurr (Undertale) King Orange (Animation VS)

Berdly (Deltarune) Louie Duck (Ducktales 2017)

Pyro (Team Fortress 2) Cyclops (Castle Crashers)

Emporer Belos (The Owl House) Streber (Spooky Month)

Wheately (Portal) The Core (Amphibia)

Jack Kennedy (Dayshift At Freddy's) Leif (Bug Fables)

Airy (ONE) Alegander Jamfoot (Bugsnax)

Sun & Moon (Security Breach) Magolor (Kirby)

Honey Kiss (Pit People) Q (Alphabet Lore)

Agent Phoenix (I Expect You To Die) Crap Gorps (Dogs in Love)

Duck (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared) Chef Saltbaker (Cuphead)

Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss) Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel)

[fizzarolli-fizzie-frogg]

Happy friday guys fizz here so if u in mood to ask me Anythin plz go ahead and do soo ~

Credit for art :

No idea what it is just found it there

[9-deadly-rings-series]

Hello Guys and Welcome to My New Account! 🐸💕😁

Hope you guys have a wonderful time here!

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Okay you know what?

I'll do some "x Reader" stuff

It can be Platonic or Romantic

But Ofcourse it has some rules with it

PS: I can't do characters that are in background that haven't yet got any background story or etc

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Schedule:

Monday-Thursday(Open)

Friday-Sunday(Close)

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Characters I will write in both Romantic and Platonic:

🏨Hazbin Hotel🏨

🎉The Staff💥

Husk

💋Extra Characters😘

Travis

Mimzy

Katie Killjoy

Tom Trench

🌥️Heaven😇

Lute

Saint Peter

Sera

Lilith

💥Helluva Boss🔫

🥀I.M.P🔥

Blitzo

Loona

Fizzarolli

Stolas

Octavia

💋Extra Characters😘

Stella

Verosika Mayday

Striker

Crimson

Barbie Wire

Chazwhick Thurman

Wally Wackford

Glitz and Glam

Ms.Mayberry

Characters I only do Platonic With:

(Because I ship them with someone else either cc x cc or cc x oc)

🏨Hazbin Hotel🏨

🎉Staff💥

Charlie

Vaggie

Alastor

Angel Dust

Sir Pentious

Cherri Bomb

Niffty

💋Extra Characters😘

Arackniss

Molly

Baxter

👺Overlords👹

Vox

Valentino(I don't feel comfortable doing any romantic stories Abt him 😭)

Velvette

Carmilla Carmine

Zestiel

🌥️Heaven😇

Emily

Adam

💥Helluva Boss🔫

🥀I.M.P🔥

Millie

Moxxie

💋Extra Characters😘

Sallie Mae

Fizzarolli

🔪7 Deadly Sins🖤

Lucifer

Beelzebub

Asmodeus

Mammon

[hellaversepolls]

also updates for the "most fuckable hellaverse character" poll tournament

TLDR: tournament rules for voters will probably be posted tomorrow and then Round 1 polls will start being posted from Friday to Monday. Everything below just describes how I set the tournament and whose competing.

(this is a long post so I'm gonna cut here):

I calculated the results from this poll and found that despite how the results look, 50.1% of votes wanted some kind of categorical system for the tournament versus the 31.5% that wanted it to be totally random. Of the "Yes" options, the most popular option was separating the tournament by Gender alone, so here's the category winning titles:

Most Fuckable Hellaverse Character (in general)

Most Fuckable Female Hellaverse Character

Most Fuckable Male Hellaverse Character

As far as I know, there aren't any canon non-binary characters in the hellaverse. If I'm wrong about this, please let me know and they'll win "Most Fuckable Non-Binary Hellaverse Character" by default.

Having said, I had a few self-assigned rules when creating the rosters:

Every character must be 20 years old AT MINIMUM because it's an even number and it weeds out any weird/gross "barely 18" nonsense (sorry Octavia, you're too babey)

Only characters that have been shown in my previous FMK posts will be competing (sorry Baxter and Arackniss, I don't know you yet)

Only characters that have shown up in episodes/shorts for "Helluva Boss" or "Hazbin Hotel" are allowed to compete (sorry Vassago, you've only shown up in the trailers)

If you think any of these rules should be changed/more rules should be added, please let me know and I'll consider it.

That being said, here's a list of all the competitors:

Female (28): Agent Two, Barbie Wire, Beelzebub, Carmilla Carmine, Charlie, Cherri Bomb, Emily, Glam, Glitz, Katie Killjoy, Keenie, Lilith, Loona, Lute, Martha, Millie, Mimzy, Mrs. Mayberry, Niffty, Rosie, Sallie May, Sera, Stella, Susan, Vaggie, Velvette, Verosika, Zeezi

Male (31): Adam, Agent One, Alastor, Alessio, Andrealphus, Angel Dust, Asmodeus, Blitzo, Cash Buckzo, Chazwick, Cletus, Collin, Crimson, Fizzarolli, Husk, Loopty Goopty, Lucifer, Lyle Lipton, Mammon, Moxxie, Paimon, Saint Peter, Sir Pentious, Stolas, Striker, Tom Trench, Valentino, Vortex, Vox, Wally Wackford, Zestial

I've also decided that, rather than posting all 29 of the "Round 1" polls in one day (which sounds like a sensory nightmare of notifications), I'm going to instead post the all the polls by section over the course of 4 days (basically I'd be posting like 7-8 polls a day, which seems far less egregious). I think I'll make a post of tournament rules for voters tomorrow and then start posting polls on Friday, so please stay tuned!

[worldsbiggestnerd101]

okay uh inspired by this post by @schnitzelsemmerl i just realized that basically all my fav characters are the Ultra Fucked Up ones or have some Issues

lemme explain:

sunset shimmer (my little pony)

lapis lazuli, spinel (steven universe)

entrapta (she-ra and the princesses of power)

john laurens (hamilton musical)

amity blight, hunter wittebane (the owl house)

pico (friday night funkin)

connor murphy (dear evan hansen)

michael mell (be more chill)

will byers (stranger things)

wally darling (welcome home)

angel dust (hazbin hotel)

fizzarolli, stolas, verosika (helluva boss)

what. what does this say about me. help

[tooshnado]

the realization just hit me that fizz likely didn’t want to stand up to Mammon because he thought it was normal. He grew up with Cash, who was just like Mammon in a lot of ways.

By confirming that Mammon is exploitative and downright evil, Fizz knew it would also mean his childhood was inarguably ridden with very similar exploitation.

[screamingbluepanda]

Interests

Not everything will be listed (because sometimes I forgor) All things associated with tags I have posted will be listed

General

Art Digital & Traditional

Fanfic/Writing/Reading

D&D/Dungeons & Dragons

Furry/Fursuiting

Red Pandas

Space/Astronomy

Cosplay

Crafts

Crystals & Gemstones

Wicca

Cooking

Cartoons

The Owl House - #toh

Helluva Boss - #helluva #helluva boss

Ninjago #ninjago - #lego ninjago

Animaniacs - #animaniacs

Kipo: The Age of Wonderbeasts - #kipo

Dead End: Paranormal Park - #dead end #de:pp

Inside Job - #inside job

Gravity Falls - #gravity falls #gf

She-ra and the Princesses of Power - #shera

Steven Universe - #steven universe #su

Invader Zim - #invader zim #iz

Star VS. - #svtfoe

Aggretsuko - #aggretsuko

The Cuphead Show - #cuphead

MLP - #mlp

Anime

Digimon (Adventure, 02, Tri) - #digimon

Beastars - #beastars

Brand New Animal - #bna

My Hero Academia - #bnha

Death Note - #death note

Fruits Basket - #fruba

Danganronpa - #danganronpa #dr2 #dr

Mob Psycho 100 - #mp100

Soul Eater

Promised Neverland

Blue Exorcist

Assassination Classroom

TV Shows/Movies

IT (2017 & 2019) - #it #it 2017 #it 2019

Luca - #luca

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish - #puss in boots

Stranger Things - #stranger things #st

MFKZ - #mfkz

Video Games

Psychonauts (1 & 2) - #psychonauts

Pokemon - #pkmn

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon (Red/Blue, Darkness/Time/Sky, DX) - #pmd

Sam and Max - #sam and max

Undertale and Deltarune - #undertale #deltarune

Hades - #hades

Cookie Run: Kingdom - #crk

Epic Mickey (1 & The Power of Two) - #epic mickey

No Straight Roads - #nsr

Splatoon - #splatoon

Monster Hunter (Ultimate, World, Rise) - #mh #mhw #mhr

FNAF - #fnaf #fnaf sb

Friday Night Funkin - #fnf

Animal Crossing - #acnh

Little Nightmares (1 & 2) - #ln #ln2

Bugsnax - #bugsnax

Cuphead - #cuphead

Bendy and the Ink Machine/Dark Revival - #batim #batdr

Okami - #okami

Spyro/The Legend of Spyro Trilogy - #spyro

Zelda (mainly Twilight Princess and Breath of the Wild) - #zelda tp #zelda #botw

Night in the Woods

Portal (1 & 2)

Terraria

Stardew Valley

Subnautica

Oneshot

Inscryprion

VRChat

Among Us

Monster Prom

Sims

Skyrim

Hollow Knight

Ships

(Romantic implied, but if Platonic/Familial/ect. will be stated c: no incest/pedo/toxic ships 🤢)

Lumity (Luz/Amity) - The Owl House

Raeda (Raine/Eda) - The Owl House

Fizzmodeus (Fizzarolli/Asmodeus) - Helluva Boss

Stolitz (Stolas/Blitzo) - Helluva Boss

Moxillie (Moxxie/Millie) - Helluva Boss

Verbie (Barbie Wire/Verosika) - Helluva Boss

Pixane (Zane/Pixal) - Ninjago

Jaya (Jay/Nya) - Ninjago

Polyninja (Kai/Jay/Cole/Zane) - Ninjago <Platonic or Romantic>

Barnlogs (Barney/Logs) - Dead End

Breagen (Brett/Reagen) - Inside Job

Rongan (Ron/Reagen) - Inside Job

Entrapdak (Entrapta/Hordak) - Shera

Haidano (Tadano/Haida) - Aggretsuko

DevilDice (King Dice/Devil) - Cuphead

Komahina (Nagito/Hajime) - Danganronpa

Chimondo (Chihiro/Mondo) - Danganronpa

Reddie (Ritchie/Eddie) - IT

Luberto (Luca/Alberto) - Luca

Sasha/Milla - Psychonauts

Freelance Husbands (Sam/Max) - Sam and Max

Suselle (Susie/Noelle) - Deltarune

Zagnos (Hypnos/Zagreus) - Hades

Purecacao (Pure Vanilla/Dark Cacao) - CRK

Espresseline (Espresso/Madeline) - CRK

Black Pearl/Captian Caviar - CRK

Wildchip (Wildberry/Crunchy Chip) - CRK

Teaclair (Eclair/Tea Knight) - CRK

SeaMoon (Sea Fairy/Moonlight) - CRK

Shercotton (Sherbert/Cotton) - CRK

Sun/Moon - FNAF: SB <Platonic or Romantic>

Sun/Moon/Monty - FNAF: SB

BF/Pico - FNF

GF/BF - FNF

Flick/CJ - ACNH

Snorplo (Chandlo/Snorpy) - Bugsnax

Lizbell (Lizbert/Eggabell) - Bugsnax

Taakitz (Taako/Kravitz) - TAZ

Blupjeans (Barry/Lup) - TAZ

Youtube/Twitch/Podcasts

Markiplier

Jacksepticeye

Game Grumps

cr1tikal / Charlie / Moist / penguinz0

The Adventure Zone / The McElroys / MBMBAM

Saberspark

AstralSpiff

Call Me Kevin

vinesauce

MissJackieCR

Music (its alot and not even everything lol)

Twenty One Pilots / TOP

Panic! At The Disco

Fall Out Boy

Daft Punk

Ninja Sex Party

Starbomb

Tom Cardy

The Gentle Men

Bo Burnham

CORPSE

Lemon Demon

The Scary Jokes

Tally Hall

Scarlxrd

Kordhell

Porter Robinson

ODESZA

Madeon

Yung Gravy

MGMT

The Oh Hellos

Savant

Glass Animals

Miike Snow

Woodkid

Two Door Cinema Club

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Comfort Characters

Hunter - The Owl House

#hunter toh

Stardust Cookie - Cookie Run: Kingdom

#stardust crk

Sorbet Shark Cookie - Cookie Run: Kingdom

#shark crk #sorbet shark crk

Sun and Moon / The Daycare Attendant - FNAF: Security Breach

#sun fnaf #moon fnaf #eclipse fnaf

Hypnos - Hades

#hypnos hades

Mono - Little Nightmares 2

#mono ln

Scorbunny / Raboot / Cinderace - Pokemon Sword and Shield

#scorbunny #scorbunny swsh #scorbunny pkmn

Hawks / Keigo Takami - My Hero Acadamia

#hawks bnha

Spinel - Steven Universe: The Movie/Future

#spinel su

Nagito Komeda - Danganronpa 

#nagito #nagito dr

Llloyd Garmadon - Ninjago

#lloyd ninjago

Oswald the Lucky Rabbit - Epic Mickey 1 & 2

#oswald #oswald the lucky rabbit #oswald epic mickey

[writteninsunshine]

Title: What Are These Footprints? They Don't Look Very Human-Like

Author: Keith

Fandom: Helluva Boss

Setting: A Beach In L.A.

Pairing: Fizzarolli/Asmodeus | Ozzie, Fizzarolli/Asmodeus | Ozzie/Original Male Character(s)

Characters: Fizzarolli, Blitzo, Barbie Wire, Asmodeus | Ozzie, Original Male Character(s)

Genre: Erotic/Romance/Drama

Rating: M

Chapters: 1/1

Word Count: 3668

Type Of Work: One-Shot, FicWip Fall Retreat Warm-Up

Status: Complete

Warnings: Gay, Slash, Yaoi, MLM, M/M/M, AU - Omegaverse, AU - A/B/O, AU - Human AU,A/B/O Dynamics, Omegaverse Dynamics, Ozzie Is A  Breeder Beta, Ozzie Has A Dick/Balls/Vagina, Semi-Detailed Sex, Threesome, Threeway, Vaginal Sex, Chris Is A Male Omega, Fizzarolli Is A Breeder Alpha, Blitzo Is An Alpha, Barbie Is An Omega, Violence Mention, One-Sided Blitzo/Fizzarolli, Fizzarolli and Blitzo and Barbie are human, Ozzie is still a demon

Disclaimer: I Don’t Own Anything.

Summary: Who let a giant chicken on the beach?

AN: Hey guys, it’s me again! Just thought I ought to say, if you want vague updates and to talk to me more, I have a Helluva Boss Tumblr, too! It’s Gimme-A-Thrust! I also have a writing Discord that is currently pretty dead. xD

I’m super excited about this season’s writing retreat! I get so excited working on things for it, and it always helps me get so much done. This weekend is going to be busy for me, but I’m hoping to be able to get things ready to post~! This is the Friday warm-up, and I’m so happy to get it done on time this time around!

For the record, I did the math to figure it out, and Ozzie’s bird feet that I write him with are 9.3 feet/2.83464 meters. I have him as 14 feet/4.2672 meters tall, and 735 lbs/333.39 kg. He’s a very big chickboat.

[jannymorningstar]

Here’s the current list of my fictional male crushes!

Pictured-

Row 1: Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars, specifically Hayden Christensen & Ewan McGregor), William Afton/Steve Raglan (Five Nights at Freddy’s - 2023)

Row 2: Alastor, Lucifer Morningstar, & Vox (Hazbin Hotel)

Row 3: Rick Grimes, Negan, & Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead)

Row 4: Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th), Dean Winchester (Supernatural), Simon “Ghost” Riley (Call of Duty)

Row 5: The Iron Bull (Dragon Age: Inquisition), Detective Mark Hoffman & Doctor Lawrence Gordon (Saw)

Row 6: Asmodeus & Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss), Montague (Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 1: Underground)

Not pictured- Ghostface (Billy Loomis & Stu Macher, Scream), Cullen Rutherford (Dragon Age series, specifically Inquisition), Fenris (Dragon Age 2), Loki Laufeyson (MCU), Bruce Wayne/Batman (DC) Steve Rogers/Captain America (MCU), Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier (MCU), Stephen Strange/Doctor Strange (MCU), Sherlock Holmes (BBC’s Sherlock), Qrow Branwen (RWBY), Marrow Armin (RWBY), Ben Solo/Kylo Ren (Star Wars 7-9), Brynjolf (Skyrim), Onmund (Skyrim), Brahms Heelshire (The Boy), Michael Myers (Halloween), Bubba Sawyer/Leatherface (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre), and Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park series)

My taste in men is… certainly questionable

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I decided to post about the character that is in my profile picture as well as give a story of a character I made for this demonic show.

The information can be found Under "Read More" but keep in mind that stuff might be changed in the future.

Spek is a half-imp demon currently residing in the lust ring, Having had contact with the porn industry for a while but not in a direct way, working in adult movie retail and sex shops spread around the ring, but his true passion shined true during a gymnastics class, even managing to get into try outs to work at a circus as a acrobat, one of the places they applied and performed at was at Loo Loo Land where a Robofizz gave him the contact to his flesh and bone self, thinking this would be a opportunity to get into a less vulgar kind of entertaiment, Spek ran to his apartment and called the number, but the person on the other end of the line wasn't Fizzarolli or another Robofizz, it was the Prince of the lust ring.

Asmodeus said that Robofizz was recording each performance at Loo Loo so that he and Fizz could select new dancers for a new show that was going to be a permanent weekly thing on Thursdays and Fridays, a Fizzarolli show full of backup dancers and clown-themed beverages that were going to be served by said dancers, Spek asked if there were anything else the dancers were to do afterward, after All, Ozzie's might be a restaurant with performances but that doesn't stop patrons for wanting to sleep with anyone that works there, but Fizz said that they had a strict rule about the patron and worker relationship, they can stare all they want but no touching the dancers, if they wish to get handsy, they will have to pay extra to be bedded by some of the performers that have given explicit content, any lack of something that could be a confirmation, even silence, will be read as no and if the patron continues the act, they'll be cut from any membership and kicked out of the establishment, it would be unfair to Fizz if Asmodeus did not allow such a rule given what he has gone through, Spek agress on the interview and the next day, a box with various uniforms and a key to a 3 month free apartment was dropped at his apartment's door.

Despite having a pretty decent life tho, Spek wished he could apply his skills in gymnastics in other places outside of performing in the Lust ring, he already had sex and vulgarity shoved into his face most of his life, and a second job would not hurt, as they work mostly 3 days a week, 2 performing with Fizz and 1 as a waiter.

Thankfully, while listening to the TV while doing the dishes, Spek caught a song of a freelance murdering business, Immediate Mudering Professionals, with one of the options available on their website being one for someone that was athletic but in a speed kind of way, Spek booked a time for an interview and after managing to get a day off as a waiter, Spek got the extra job and was now saving up to move to a different place, in Impcity to be exact.