#fizzy shitpost

[jazzyscrap]

wicked beast

[popfizzles]

Be nice!...

[fizzy-loves-cats]

Omg guys no way

[fizzy-tizzy]

Welcome back to: putting way too much effort into a shitpost

[rollinpinwheel]

> Being a new employee at Loo Loo Land

> Your lunch break is over

> Go to put your cup in the dishwasher like a good coworker

> Dishwasher already running

> Figure it hasn't been on that long so you might as well slide it in

> Open it

> Feral hissing

> Get smacked by towel

❃ "THE WASHING MACHINE WAS ON, DO YOU MIND???"

[serataph]

this came out of a purposefully sexualizing a character joke

[chiqita]

A request from @scrapyard-princess

[purrplexingremedy]

Is this youuu??? NO WAYYYY BRUH VGAHDJ

(HE KNOOOWSSS)

(TYSM FOR THE FANART AHHH1!1! 💜💚)

[failarzz]

[that-otter-kid]

Fun fact: if you put instant coffee in carbonated water it creates a terrifying beverage from hell with the consistency of mousse that tastes like burnt water so yeah don't do that

[jazzyscrap]

HUMAN TEETH !! 🦷

[popfizzles]

Sorry for the random ask everytime i see your blogsona I kinda just go “I love this fucking Thing”

[monstriiss]

drath is full of so many samples you're all just too scared to ask for actually

[cvbullshit]

Top three horniest ships of CV:

1.Blueberrylatte

2.Blueberrylatte

3.Blueberrylatte

Special mentions who almost made it but not quite!

Ozzy x Fizz/Fizzy

L x Red/RedLust

Geno x Dust x G/MassMurder

[hindbodes]

[laceratedlamiaceae]

Lana Del Rey was actually inspired to write the line "My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola" by Izzy Hands