#fools feast

[graciedart]

some lock doodles

bonus scuffed sketch:

[faithschaffer]

-king for a day-

[iicaru2]

something about how wyll calls his romanced partner his “shining star,” and how i didnt know that at all, and the first time i romanced wyll HAPPENED to be in my first origin astarion campaign. something about him saying “to think i almost missed the light” to astarion, who at that point in time would still be in the process of manipulating him for protection/realize that hes a fool whose fallen for the literal fairytale prince a younger him once fantasized about marrying. something about astarion taking every opportunity he can to remark on how handsome and sweet wyll is, despite apparently despising heroes— and wyll doing the exact same thing, despite being a literal monster hunter. something about wyll having special unique lines for origin romances in his act 3 romance scene. how even if you dont romance him, if youre playing astarion and approach him at the epilogue party he is absolutely Delighted to see you and remarks on how much he missed you (and your hair, lmao). just something about two characters who have had their autonomy stripped away from them for years finding love and safety in each other. i dont think i can ever be normal about these two.

[historical-fashion-polls]

[fisheito]

portable friend (magic)

[useless-catalanfacts]

Kids sneakingly sticking llufes on people's backs. Photos by Pere Català (1889-1971), kept in the Catalonia National Archive.

On December 28th, countries with a Christian background celebrate the Feast of the Holy Innocents (Dia dels Sants Innocents in Catalan). In many Iberian and Latin American Countries, this day is a day for joking, where newspapers, TV news, friends, family, coworkers, and shops can make jokes and pranks or say things that aren't true to catch how many people will believe it. These jokes are called innocentades. (For those familiar with the USA, Innocents Day is our equivalent of April Fools' Day).

The icon of this festivity is the llufa, a paper (often from a newspaper) cut in the shape of a person. People will try to hang the llufa on other people's back without them realizing it. If done correctly, the person will walk around with a llufa on their back for quite a while until they realise it.

I remember when I was a child and teenager in the 2000s and early 2010s, it was very common on this day of the year to walk on the streets and see many people with llufes on their backs. In the last few years I've still seen some but way less than just a few years ago. I wonder if it's general or if people in my town just became more dull.

[vasyandii]

Ho is we gonna turn the streets Topsy Turvy or what

[sabo-torao]

on a lighter note, we've got sanuso and frobin crumbs <3

[frollosversion]

HAPPY TOPSY TURVY DAY!!!

[briabooknerd]

[cupcakewebkinz]

Nobody is safe from the glitter...

❁ Sprout learns why nobody dares take naps at Shanon's house anymore... Glitter insanity. ❁

✿ Modern shellvision au by @soupiestzilla / @soupiestfics ❀ Caretaker Shanon au by me! ✿

❃ Guys I don't know why I love writing my version of Sprout so much please forgive me ❃

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It all started because he had a headache...

The glitterfest that could've easily been avoided was caused simply because the berry boy had laid down because his head hurt. He had accidentally nodded off after taking the drowsy migraine medicine, by accident, but he assumed everything would be fine without him.

He assumed wrong.

The first toon to notice he was out cold was Toon Vee, who had came over to check on him after he hadn't moved for a good five minutes. When she found him asleep though, she immediately went to her Modern counterpart, who was talking to Modern Shelly about something she didn't pick up on as she just grabbed her counterparts shirt and tugged on it, just like she does whenever she wanted Shanon's attention. The two looked at her, then at each other.

"What's up, kid?" Modern Vee asked as she knealt down to the other's height, though Toon Vee gently shushed her before motioning her to follow. The two soon went back over to Sprout, which made Modern Vee blink in confusion until her Toon counterpart held up glitter, adhesive fake diamonds and a bag of makeup. Also glittery. Modern Vee grinned right back at her, knowing immediately what she was plotting.

They were going to make that berry shine.

"I'll bedazzle his leaves, you do his makeup." Modern Vee whispered softly to the Toon, which got a nod and excited grin from the other in reply. Soon the two were working together, covering the poor sleeping man in glitter silently and carefully so he didn't wake up while they were working. He just slept, letting them move him around as he was deep asleep and honestly had no idea they were even messing with him. One of the few unfortunate side effects of being a heavy sleeper... And one that was easy to move around as well, giving the two glitter freaks so much more to sparkle than they honestly expected. Within 30 minutes his face was beautifully done in glittery makeup, his hair was mostly covered in fake diamonds, and his tail was being held hostage by a giggling Toon Vee, who was putting fake diamonds on that too. The two Shellys watched, neither wanting to stop them despite feeling terrible for him. He looked ridiculous... But they were both so happy, laughing at their own non-destructive chaos, working together to make their favorite berry suffer from the inevitable glitter explosion he would've faced sooner or later. He did nothing to stop it, he was just peacefully napping, one arm tucked under his head with the other lazily draped over his stomach, one leg hanging off the couch and the other on it. He hadn't flinched once at the two's devious plan, he did mumble a little about it here and there but it was mostly incoherent nonsense about the others staying safe or the oven being on fire. He was clueless... He was the perfect victim.

Once the two were done, they left laughing, and Toon Shelly just laid a blanket over him and hoped he could sleep well. Modern Shelly just took a photo of the poor man before she walked off to take care of the plants, though when he inevitably woke up, the laughs couldn't be contained anymore. Especially when he just got up, stretched, yawned, then walked off to the kitchen like nothing ever happened. He was clueless, absolutely clueless, and the four other toons were dying of laughter from it in no time. It didn't take long for him to notice though, at least his tail, as he noticed it chimed oddly now whenever he moved it.

"Oh! Huh... How did you guys do that?" He wondered aloud as he looked over his tail, looking over at Toon Vee when she wheezed loudly before exploding into yet another large fit of laughter. Modern Vee was trying so hard not to laugh too, which made him squint at them suspiciously as he felt his hair.

Also covered in gems.

He blinked a few times at that, then quietly went to the bathroom, blinking once more when he saw that he had his makeup done now too. He stared at himself in the mirror for a good minute, shocked and speechless by how much they did to him in two hours.

"I see why they call you two glitter freaks now..." He muttered as he washed his face off to at least not have glitter all over his face, ignoring the two still dying of laughter in the background. He'll get back at them eventually, but honestly, he found it also quite amusing and kind of charming that they did it. Which was why he only washed his face clean from makeup and left his hair and tail coated in gemstones, pretending they didn't even exist as he went right back to cooking for the four banned from the kitchen toons. They'd laugh every time they saw it, and he secretly loved it, finding it so funny how easily amused they were by their own prank. Though when Shanon came home and saw him, she just sighed defeatedly as she crossed her arms.

"Victim of the glitter bugs too?" She asked, getting a nod from Sprout as he finished washing the dishes from the last batch of cookies he made for them.

"Yup. I kinda dozed off on the couch... I see why you warned me about that now." He replied casually as he dried off the last bowl with a towel, getting a chuckle from the human as she put the groceries down on the counter, then started unpacking everything.

"Yup, they'll get you one way or another, that's for sure. You seem to enjoy it though." She pointed out, which just made him laugh a little as his tail swayed.

"I just enjoy finally seeing them smile again, I actually hate it a lot." He admitted bluntly, getting a nod in understanding from Shanon and a soft giggle.

"I understand completely, I love seeing those doofuses smile too."

[pomefioredove]

hi everyone

happy first day of apvril. we'll get our vil festivities soon, but seeing as today is a fool's holiday, I'm handing over the keys of the blog to @rollosuggestions for the next 24 hours. feel free to ask him about anathemas or the catechism or theodicy. he loves that

be nice to him he's never used the internet before

[fisheito]

opinions on eiden taking a shower in a public bathroom with bare feet i couldn't even enjoy the scene because i was so horrified eiden where are your shower slippers Jesus

you bring it up and i realise i had my suspending-disbelief-yaoi-immunity goggles on thru the whole scene believing that essence naturally acts as some sorta full-body magical shield against germs and disease 😅😅 i mean. how else are these mens gonna hoe out that severely and NOT get taken down by the most mundane sexually-or-platonically-transmitted infections

[s-lycopersicum]

Computer scientists should stop trying to solve problems by throwing power and silicon at them and, I don't know, try thinking about them instead.

[technicallymaximumkitty]

"Scurvy knaves are extra scurvy on the sixth of "Januervy" all because it's Topsy Turvy Day!"

[waitingformyfool]