#for me it's just wolf <3 hare

[pimsri]

Happy Valentine's <3

[dean-a-mean-tae]

Stray Kids as Hybrids

WARNINGS: Minho and Felix are "defect" hybrids. There's cussing in this. I got the information from research, so if you're an animal "expert" respectfully correct me.

Master list | Not requested, but I don't care.

Chan (Grey Wolf)

He has a grey tail with grey ears that have a black rim.

His fur is extremely fluffy, and he sheds a lot.

In his human form, he has curly hair that's so grey it almost looks white.

Though he has a ton of fur, he doesn't feel the heat.

He needs a lot of nutrients.

He'll eat over 13 pounds of meat at least once a week.

A "healthy" amount of meat for a human is 23 to 33 ounces per week. There are 16 ounces in a pound.

You can do the math yourself.

He's never gone over 12 days without consistent meat intake.

You gotta feed him.

Good luck. 13 pounds = 208 ounces

He won't tell you he's hungry, but you can hear his tummy from across the planet.

In his wolf form, his ears stand up and point forward.

In his human form, his ears just do what they want.

Contrary to popular belief, wolves barely bark.

Whines can be a sign of affection or distress.

You need to pay attention to the signs and what's going on to know the difference.

His growls are warnings, and his loud ones are when he feels threatened.

His quiet growls are playful.

Chan has and will go over to Minho or Seungmin and put his paw on them. IYKYK

the pictures of those 2 wolves are hilarious

Minho (Tiger)

Unfortunately, Minho is considered a defect.

He looks like your stereotypical tiger.

It's just the tip of his tail is white instead of black

In his human form, he has brown eyes that turn yellow when he's in a bad mood

His "defect" is his hair. It's dark brown which makes the orange in his ears stand out.

Believe it or not, he prefers to come out at night.

He doesn't mind the day as long as it isn't hot.

Occasionally, he'll sunbathe, but it's seemingly random.

He, unlike most tigers, doesn't like water. He can take showers and baths, but big bodies of water are a no.

He can't see the bottom. He isn't getting in the water.

He still likes the knowledge of having access to a lake. Preferably a private lake.

His animal form is almost 9 feet at a weight of 650 something pounds. The weight is healthy for his tiger form.

If you thought Chan needed a lot of meat, then Minho is a nightmare. ;-;

Tigers require 88 lbs per week. :)

Since he's a hybrid, he can eat at least 75 lbs. Which is 1200 ounces...

His weight is perfect for snuggling, but his weight is painful if he lays on you.

He doesn't like roaring because it's loud. He grunts and uses chuffs to communicate.

If you are ever cold, just lay on him.

Tiger fur can get so hot that steam might come off their fur when in the snow.

He isn't very sociable and prefers his own space. He doesn't mind you or the boys, but it's obvious if he doesn't like someone.

You know that thing cats do with their tail when they feel mischievous?

The tip of the tail starts flicking but everything else is still?

That's Minho.

You always know when he's done some stupid shit or is about to

Changbin (Hare/Jack Rabbit)

He has brown fur with a white tummy

He gives off Thackery the hare from Alice In Wonderland 2010 vibes

He thumps, in both human and animal form, when he feels endangered or if he wants something

Usually, it's because he wants something

As an animal, he does the binky thing where rabbits jump high in the air

He only does it when he's extremely happy

Sometimes, his legs kick off too high, and he falls forward, like in the picture on the right.

When he's angry, he'll sit on his hind legs with his paws up like he's about to start boxing

When he's annoyed, he'll flick his feet and walk away

Sometimes, he'll kick whatever or whoever is irritating him (like in the first picture)

If he starts nibbling on you while in animal form, it's a sign of affection

Speaking of nibbling, rabbits eat 2-3% of their weight in vegetables.

He's a big boy, so... yeah... have fun. :)

Side note, he's very cuddly.

He rivals Jisung in his attachment to you

He will change into his animal form so it's easier for him to be close to you

Sometimes he'll go flying around the room

Kind of like the zoomies but for bunnies

He is a little dramatic

When he's really relaxed and feels safe, he'll flop over

If he's in animal form, he just does it. Doesn't matter where he is

If he's in human form, he'll flop on the nearest soft object or on the nearest person

Hyunjin (Ferret)

His fur is mostly brown, but he has 2 white rings of fur on his face with a brown spot under one of his eyes.

In human form, his hair is brown, and his animal ears have a white rim.

He's so hyper.

If he isn't running or jumping around the room, he's asleep in a dark space.

Probably under the covers or in a drawer somewhere

Ferrets eat 5-7% of their weight a day.

As a hybrid, he can eat 4% of his weight a day and still be considered healthy.

I recommend just feeding him 5% to be on the safer side.

Ferrets have poor vision. Unfortunately, Hyunjin has poor vision in both his forms.

He wears contacts in human form.

He will snuggle under your clothes and against your skin

If you have a bigger chest, he'll lay between your tits/pecks

If your chest his flatter, then he'll curl up on the left side so he can hear your heart better

When he wants to play, he'll run at people and then quickly run off

He'll keep repeating this until they get the message

When he's angry, he glares and hisses at whatever is causing his anger

He makes cute chitter noses and sniffs when he's curious

Just like other ferrets, he squints when he's sick

Don't get scared if you try to wake him and he doesn't move.

When he sleeps, he's GONE!

He won't wake up until his body is ready.

I like the idea that he scrunches his nose when he's confused

Like genuinely confused. Not "What are you doing?" Confused

I'm talking "What the hell is this thing?" confused

Shit you not! If you have salty skin or a hybrid safe lotion on, he'll lick you. Both in animal form and in human form

He has to be near sleep to start licking you as a human, though

Ferrets kiss, by the way

It's how they show affection

So don't be surprised if you get grabbed and you feel thick lips smack your cheek

He's just giving you a little appreciation, that's all :)

Sometimes, Hyunjin likes to be difficult in his human form

So, like a ferret, if he wants something, he will stare at you.

When you acknowledge him, and you will, he'll repeated glance at what he wants

He refuses to verbalize it until you either get it correct or he's tired of you guess incorrectly.

All just depends on his mood and how generous he's feeling that moment

Ferrets with splay out and sigh when they're sad

It's so fucking cute

Hyunjin does the same thing but on top of you

If you're working on something, like a laptop or iPad, then he'll flop onto that.

Or he'll flop onto your book or something

When you're wearing a hoodie, he'll hide away from the others in your pocket

So make sure it has the one pocket thing and not 2

He can still fit in the smaller ones but he wants the space

Jisung (Squirrel)

He is a ground-dwelling squirrel.

He is usually found sitting on Tiger Minho's head.

Like other squirrels, he is terrified of owls

"Why would someone need to look that scary?! Or turn its head that much?!"

Squirrels do this thing called caching. It's where they find and hide food.

I shit you not! He hides so much food around the house.

He doesn't need a lot of food, but he will gladly stuff his face full.

If you have to travel, then take him with you. He loves to travel and hates being left by himself.

Doesn't matter if you're leaving him with the others. He wants to go with you.

Sometimes he'll sit directly on top of you or pressed against you.

You have no personal space.

If you don't like physical affection, let him down gently please.

He doesn't want to be the cause of your discomfort, so tell him in the most fragile way possible

With that being said, he will use his face to get out of trouble

Quickly turning into his animal form and acting cute so you won't be angry

If that doesn't work, then he's dipping

I'm talking hightailing it out the room and into the backyard

You won't see him until dinner or it's bedtime

Speaking of bedtime, he wants you to tuck him in

So please do it. Give him a kiss on each cheek and then one on his forehead and he'll be good to go.

DON'T TUCK THE BLANKET IN

It makes him feel trapped and like he's in a cage.

Makes him more likely to have nightmares, too.

Felix (Ginger Cat)

Felix is also, unfortunately, considered a defect.

His fur is a golden orange color with lighter stripes.

His eyes look green in the sun, but they're amber.

His "defect" is also from his human form.

His hair is blond like the strips, so his ears stick out. His freckles are also, unfortunately, considered a "flaw."

Most people think when a cat rubs its head against you, it's a sign of affection, which it is, but it's also them marking their territory.

They're scenting you and showing ownership over you.

It's how cats show pride in their belongings :)

If you let him out of the house to hunt, he will return with "food" for you.

He doesn't really think much of it. It's just his cat's side telling you you're family.

I guarantee you'll walk in on Felix either biting the shit out of a toy or him chasing Hyunjin around the room.

Did you know that cats knead because of their early days of nursing?

Kittens would knead at their mothers to encourage milk production. Adult cats knead to show content or to calm down.

Think of it as Felix feeling safe with you.

Felix is the definition of "If I fits, I sits"

If you're curled up on the couch, then he's curled up in the space behind your knees and thighs.

Small spaces make cats feel safe, so be sure to give Felix spots to hide in.

It helps with his natural instinct to ambush.

If Felix stares at you with thin pupils, try not to stare back.

It's his inner cat on high alert, and it could take that as you threatening him.

Meanwhile, slow blinks are kitty kisses.

If you slowly blink back at Felix, he'll do it repeatedly if he's in cat form. If he's in human form, he'll latch onto you and give you cuddles.

If Felix's nightly zoomies irritate you, feed him before you go to bed, make sure he tires himself out before bed, or get him a food puzzle.

Nightly zoomies are leftover energy mixed with their instinct to hunt during the night.

Airplane ears!

If Felix's ears are just sitting up, then he's listening to his surroundings. If his ears are flicking around, then he's agitated or dealing with anxiety.

Either peacefully help him or leave him alone. If he's in cat form, then leave him alone. He'll come to you if he wants to.

Felix knocks things over only when he is bored, as other cats do. It fascinates him to see things topple over. If you want Felix to stop, find a way to entertain him.

When he flops onto your things, it's him scenting your stuff to show you're his and a sign he wants attention.

When the tip of Felix's tail twitches it can mean he's curious or he's hunting. It'll go away when he calms down.

Seungmin (Golden Retriever)

Golden Retriever

A sassy, playful ball of golden fur. He needs frequent exercise and sheds a lot.

Unlike your stereotypical golden retriever, Seungmin's fur is more soft wheat than golden yellow.

His floppy ears blend with his hair when in human form.

Seungmin doesn't like to be left alone. He won't tell you to stay. He will follow you around.

Seungmin doesn't actively seek out strangers. If someone tries to pet him, then he'll move away.

He also doesn't jump on people and hates when others jump on him.

He's not as social as your average Golden Puppy.

I recommend having a big yard for him to run around if you don't have one for the bigger animals.

Please make sure you feed him the proper amounts. He won't hesitate to raid the fridge if he's hungry.

When he grabs things with his mouth, he's extremely careful.

Softly grabbing your arms or a book to move it out of the way.

He'll share his food with you if you beg enough. He won't actively go out of his way to feed you unless you're ill.

If he's being "Destructive" it's because he isn't stimulated enough.

He needs more mental and physical exercise.

He doesn't have separation anxiety unless you decide to give him a terrible backstory on how you found him.

Otherwise, he's pretty confident that you'll come back home.

If something comes up, you'll communicate the issue and a general idea of when you might be home.

If you don't, he'll be pissed.

It's like breaking a pinky promise. Don't do that.

He'll bop you in the face

Jeongin (Fennec Fox)

Fennec Fox

He's got big ass ears and they grow to accommodate his head in human form (Minho thinks it's hilarious)

He's got a cream color hair with white streaks in them

You can barely see the streaks, but the others tell you they're there

He's such a smart cookie until he gets in his animal form.

Then it's like he lost all brain cells except one. That 1 brain cell alternates between Hyunjin, Changbin, and Jeongin. Occasionally, Jisung will get it.

He kind of just rolls around

He's just there, chilling in the silence or the chaos

In animal form, he'll curl up on your lap or on the bed

If you're in an office, pull up a chair next to you and he'll lay in that instead

He may think you're mad at him, but just giving him rubs or head pats and he's good

He's kind of like a cat

You have to gage his moods

If he doesn't want to be touched, he'll look at you as you touch him like the picture on the left

Just "Mittens off, human" paws crossed and everything

Buy him clothes for his animal form. PLEASE

He loves them

Go to Pinterest or something and look up fennec fox in clothes or something and it's so flipping cute

You know that dolphin screech Jeongin does? That but in animal form...

The picture on the right for the header of this post?

That's him when he has too much energy, but no thoughts to put into action

As a human, he's like your average Jeongin, but with big ass fluffy ears and tail.

Sometimes he knocks stuff over with his tail and he's so sorry

After something crashed, you can hear him whine in the kitchen from your bedroom

The others don't tease him as much as they could because they know he's genuinely sad about it

Not insecure, but definitely annoyed with himself for messing something up again

Reassure him please.

Don't make it too obvious because then he'll shut down and tune you out

Not intentionally, it's just his brain's self defense.

It doesn't want to be reminded of his mistakes.

It's the main reason why he likes staying in his animal form.

This was fun

©️DEANAMEANTAE2024

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a/n: showing my love for my favorite Greek God of all time, Hermes<3 this is a multichapter fanfic.

trigger warnings: animal hunting so animal death. Religious themes and practices

synopsis: You never thought helping out a lost hobo would end up with you in the loving embrace of a god.

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disclaimer: hermes is based on his BOZ, EPIC, and canon mythology. I don't really know how ancient greece actually was or how hunting works so take this with a grain of salt! It is just fanfiction :)

You come from a village that has been long-term worshippers of the goddess, Artemis. Each year, the village holds a festival, Laphria¹. With this festival, of course, comes activities, the most important being the hunt. Where 3 main selected participants, who were allowed to bring at the maximum two others along the hunt with them, they were to hunt down a large stag, whoever was to bring back the largest wins.

The reward would entail being given a large sum of money and being allowed to worship the goddess to the fullest extent, which means you'd get to say your prayers before everyone, including the high elders.

This year, you were finally chosen for the hunt, much to the joy of your family and friends. You were their best hunter and tracker, able to find an animal with ease regardless of how little the evidence that has been left behind.

After passing a familial trail—hunting a snow hare in the middle of snowstorm— you were gifted a beautiful pup who you named Winston². The two of you were jointed at the hip. There wasn't a place you'd go without him. This included the hunt.

You decided to bring two of your beloved friends along, Damian and Agnes. You set off at dawn, racing into the trees on the back of your horses, Winston running ahead as the scout.

Agnes and Damian were chattering away behind you as you looked over the map. You wanted to try and plan out all paths you could safely use.

"So...do you think if I win this, it would get Corinna at the very least interested in me?" Damian questions, fiddling with the horses' reins. He had a crush on Corinna ever since they were teens, spending most of his time trying to impress her— which failed considering he always made a fool of himself.

Agnes, bless her, rolling her eyes as she listens to Damian rant, just as the millions times before. She's been friends with him since they were babies. Both of their mothers were the best of friends, so it makes sense they were too.

You didn't come into the picture until you were about 7 or so, moving here to take care of your grandmother after she got sick.

You met Agnes when your mother invited hers over, and then her mother invited Damian's over. You all were just placed in front of each other and expected you all to click automatically. Thankfully, you did, and you've been friends ever since.

"Probably, but you need to remember Nikolaos is in this competition too, I know he's been desperate to get her hand as well." She pauses as her horse jumps over a fallen tree. She looks back at Damian with a blank stare and continues. "And also this could've been avoided if you just grew a pair of balls and confessed."

"I can't just do that— I need to get her attention first. Maybe we'll find that white stag the elders ramble about." Damian giggles as he pictures Corinna leaping into his arms and saying yes to his proposal. He was such a lovesick fool.

"Or maybe she's already interested and is waiting for you to confess. I've heard its custom in her family for the woman to wait for the man to ask, no matter how long it takes." You chime in, not looking up from your map.

"Wait wh—" Damian is cut off when a large gray wolf jumps from out of the trees, holding a white hare in its mouth.

Your horse, startled, bucks you off its back, sending you to the forest floor. You're now eye level with the wolf, noticing how its eyes are an unnatural golden color.

You and the wolf stared each other down for a moment before it huffed and leaps back into the trees. Agnes drops down from her horse and rushes to your side, while Damian goes off to fetch your horse.

You snapped out of your daze when you felt something wet touched your cheek. It was Winston, licking at you and whining in concern.

You pat his head to calm him, and you lean on Agnes for support as you stand. She brushes the dirt and leaves off your back.

"Hey, you okay?" She questions, her freckled face is laced with concern.

You feel fine, a little sore, but nothing you hadn't been through before. There was something about that wolf that just stuck with you, "Yeah, I'm fine. That wolf, though... its eyes were like pure gold."

"Maybe it's one of Lady Artemis' wolves? It wouldn't be the first time she's watched over the hunts." She suggests, steppingaway from you once you've steady yourself. Damian comes back with your now calm horse, handing you the reins.

"I suppose? Though I never heard of a wolf having pure gold eyes before... Anyway, Winston, did you see anything?

Winston barks in reply, his tail wagging before he runs off. You mount your horse and begin to follow him. You motion the other two to do the same.

Winston leads you to what looks to be a temple, one that seems to have been neglected for years. Nature has taken over, vines have trickled up and wrapped themselves around the columns, and grass and flowers grow from the cracks of the floor. The usual pure white of the marble has faded into a off white tan color with a thin layer of moss across the surface.

"Let's make sure the area is safe for us to set up camp here. Agnes, check out the back of the temple, and Damian, you'll start with the outer perimeter. I'll start with the inside. Regroup to the front once you're sure no one else has been here."

Agnes nods, and Damian gives an alright in response before going back into the forest. You dismount your horse, tying it to a loose fence post. You make your way up the cracked stone steps and into the temple.

The rays of sun lit the inside of the temple, illuminating the illustrations that line the walls and ceilings. Going off of the winged shoes on the god that was illustrated, this was a temple of Hermes. You wonder if there was ever a village that was here before yours that were worshippers of him.

Your search around the temple came up empty, with no human activity. Only animals and plants seemed to have been inside. You leave the temple in time to see with Damian and Anges coming back.

"There doesn't look like there's anyone for miles, only animals. I saw the cutest fox kits." Anges says.

"Same here, though I wasn't blessed with seeing any cute aniamls today." Damian pouts, dismounting his horse, kneeling down next to Winston to ruffle his fur, "Expect for this bugger." Winston barks and licks the man's hand.

You chuckle, "Looks like it's safe to set up camp here, we'll need to find something to eat, so I'll try and find something for us. You two just set up camp and remember to use the horn if anything happens."

They give you mock salutes in response before they begin to take the supplies off the horses and into the temple. You mount yours and whistle for Winston to follow as you trot off into the woods.

It doesn't take you long to hunt something down. After finding some boar tracks, Winston leads the rest of the way to the creature. Upon finding it, you ready your bow, steadying yourself on the moving horse as you focus your aim on the boar.

You suck in a breath, drawing back your arrow and whispering a short prayer to Artemis as you relase. The arrow pierces through the side of the boar, straight to the heart, quick and painless.

Suddenly, you hear a loud scream, and off in the distance, you can see someone running towards you with what looks like a... deer? Chasing after them. Winston stands alert, ears perked, and focused on the person getting closer to you. You hold your reins tight while Winston moves in front of the horse.

The person turned out to be Nikolaos. You spot his signature ginger hair showing from under his hood before he trips over a log and face plants in front of you. He doesn't try to exchange pleasantries as he scrambles up to keep running.

The deer came soon after, gracefully hopping over the log. It glanced at you for a meer moment, giving you enough time to see its golden eyes. The same color from the wolf.

You hop down off your horse, making your way to the boar.

You are for sure this time that it wasn't Artemis. Maybe some other god?

You wrap the boars legs tight with string as you bring it back to your horse, settling it on the rear. Positioned so it won't slip off, you mount your horse once more before going back the direction you came.

As you make your way back. Your mind wanders back to Hermes. It could be him. After all, he's one of the more playful gods known for his pranks and tricks. You'll have to make an offering to him for letting you sleep in the temple, regardless if it's abandoned or not, and so he doesn't prey on your friends like he did Nikolaos.

By the time you made it to camp, it was dusk. Agnes greets you outside, taking the horse reins from you. You take the boar off of the horse, taking off to the side as you make quick work of the animal, cutting off the hide and chopping the pieces of meat you need. You leave whatever is left for Winston and the other forest creatures to feast.

Damian is quick to start cooking. Thankfully, his mother was kind enough to pack spices so your group wouldn't have to suffer tasteless food.

Until the sky went dark, you spent the rest of your time eating and talking. Damian nearly choked on his food when he heard you recant the experience in the woods earlier. He says he wishes he could've seen the look on that bastards face when he was running away. Agnes jokes that Nikolaos probably looked like a scared chicken. Which admittedly, he did, come to think of it, his screams sounded like the human equivalent of one.

As the night went on, it got quiet, Damian was the first to sleep, and Agnes was next. Winston is sprawled out in between them, snoring away. Before you rest, you bring a plate of food and burning incense to the altar.

You whisper, "Please, Hermes. The God of speed and travel grant us permission to make sanctions in your temple. If you disapprove, we will be out as the sun rises. Take this food as a thank you for allowing us to sleep here for the night." You pause. "Also... please refrain from chasing us as a deer or anything else for that matter. While it was funny what you did to Nikolaos, I would rather not soil my pants." You chuckle, placing the food onto the alter and the incense in a dusty holder.

You go back to your original resting place, leaning against the pillar. You feel a soft and comfortable breeze flow through the temple. The sounds of the trees rustling soothe you into a nice slumber.

Still in deer form, Hermes walks through the woods, no set destination just allowing the fates to choose where he will end up. Faintly, he can hear someone whisper a prayer.

"Please, Hermes. The God of speed and travel grant us permission to make sanctions in your temple. If you disapprove, we will be out as the sun rises..."

It was not often that he received prayers, especially not in his sisters park of Greece. He lets the prayer pull him towards the location.

Switching to his human form, he approaches the temple. It was one of his firsts. A gift to him by his father. While unkept, it still stood strong.

He sniffs the air, a familiar smell, boar. Not only did he get a prayer, but he got an offering, too? Just what he needed after chasing the mortals.

He giggles as he makes his way inside, involuntary waking up Winston, who was silenced a quick shush and a pat to the head.

Hermes looks around at the mortals who sleep before him. Wondering who said the prayer, his eyes land on you. Still leaned against the pillar, head thrown back against it. Your hand is tightly wrapped around a dagger. Ready to strike if need be.

He studied your face for a moment, his hand twitched with the desire to trace over your features. You were very attractive for a mortal, and judging from the faint golden aura he could see emitting from you, you're the one who prayed.

He steps away with a grin, making his way to the alter. He picks the plate up, nearly drooling on the food. As much as he'd love to take his time eating, he's a glutton. In seconds, the plate is empty. He holds back a burp as he makes his way back out of the temple, glancing at you as he makes his way out.

Well, he's going to have some fun on this vacation.

[umnitsa]

The Wolf and the Hare

Wow, first fic in 20 years and I really hope you like it! <3 Because it may turn into a series xD

Summary: Sometimes, Alexei is quiet.

A/N: IN THIS HOUSE WE LOVE BIG, STRONG, BURLY MEN CAPABLE OF IMMENSE VIOLENCE SHOWING SOFTNESS. So, yeah. Also: I LOVE Nu Pogodi <3 If you like, feel free to leave me asks and messages.

Pairing: Alexei x afab!Reader (I really tried to make it gender neutral, but I don't really think I achieved it, sadly)

CW: Immobilization, smothering, HUGS, sex. Minors, please go away <3

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You knew Alexei had spent some time in prison, but nothing had prepared you for how touch-starved he was. He always had a hand on your skin, holding your hand, touching your shoulder, resting his big hand on your knee whenever he was with you (it wasn't that often, sadly).

You got used to his warmth, to his loud and obnoxious presence.

But sometimes, he laid in bed quietly, resting his head on your chest, hugging you as a pillow, pressing his face against your skin as you played with his hair and traced the tattoos on his shoulders with your fingertips.

Today was one of these days.

Alexei sighed softly under your attention, pressing his whole face against your skin. You could feel his warm breath slowly tickling you, his hands sliding and squeezing your flesh. He was so big it seemed he was everywhere. You raised a leg, wrapping it around his midsection.

“Zayats…” He hummed, muffled by your skin. “This feels so good I forget who I am. You're so warm, so soft. So beautiful.” His hand moved to pet your leg, gently sliding up your thigh and squeezing your ass.

You liked the nickname. Hare. It came from an old soviet cartoon; you even watched the episodes together on YouTube, laughter shaking his body as the Hare foiled every single Wolf's plan to capture it.

The nickname talked more about how he saw himself than how he saw you; if you're the Hare, he's the Wolf. The Hare was intelligent, sweet, a positive, gentle hero (or heroine, no one was really sure). The Wolf…. The Wolf was a hooligan. Unruly, eagerly turning to vandalism, breaking laws, and violence, he strutted on the streets, cigarette dangling from his snout. Despite his talents and best efforts, the Wolf failed to catch (and eat) the Hare, ending every episode with a threatening howl. ‘Well, just you wait!’ the character screamed.

The first time you watched the cartoon, he gently touched your laptop's screen over the Wolf, telling you he used to wear bell bottoms and smoke a long, long time ago.

You didn't have the heart to tell him you thought the Wolf was adorable, with his long hair and protruding belly. Capable of immense, glorious feats, he allowed himself to wallow in his basic desires, just like Alexei.

“What are you thinking?” You heard him ask and looked down to find his blue eyes directed at you, his chin still touching your chest.

“Volk,” you said softly, playing with his long hair, then scratching his beard. He chuckled low, his body shaking softly. “I want to see you dressed like a sailor, just like the Wolf. Some day.”

Alexei laughed, muffling his laughter on your skin, creating a trail of kisses as he moved to change positions. You thought he would turn over, pull you over him and crush you against his chest, as he often did, but he buried his face in your neck, kissing, licking, and nipping. His fingers played with your nipple gently.

“Well, Zayats, just you wait.” He growled into your ear; it made you shiver, eyes fluttering close. He moved, parting your legs and positioning himself between them, taking a brief moment to ensure you were wet enough to receive him.

Alexei would usually take sometime to prepare you, but when he looked up, into your eyes, you could see his need. He couldn't wait. You didn’t feel you could wait either.

But he was gentle, teasing you with the tip of his cock, before pressing into you. It felt like he would split you in half for a brief moment. He kissed you, gently rocking against your body until his cock completely entered you.

Alexei looked into your eyes as he waited for you to be more comfortable, while petting your hair. You sighed, and he placed some of the weight of his body over you, smothering you in a hug.

He moved slowly, alternating between kissing you and looking you into your eyes. It was if the world had melted, and only you two existed. You wanted him to move faster, but you couldn’t move, you couldn’t spur Alexei, so you whined, looking at him with big, pleading eyes.

“Now, now…” He shushed you softly, nuzzling your cheek. One of his hands moved against your hair, the other held your hips in place. “Patience, my little Hare.”

Alexei looked at you with the most adoring expression; he didn’t change the rhythm, just waited patiently until the sensation mounted and you started moaning, bucking against him. He just kept watching your face, eyebrows raised in expectation, waiting for the dam of your orgasm to break. You gasped, as if all the air came out of your lungs at once.

It didn’t take much after that. You came, immobilized under his body, grabbing his arms and shoulders, your nails on his skin. Alexei came just from watching you unravel, then moved to lay on his back, pulling you half on top of him.

You kissed his chest, now your turn to look up adoringly.

“You’re better than the Wolf in the cartoon, Alexei.” You whispered, as you kissed his chest gently.

“Hm? How so?” He looked down, placing a hand behind his head.

“You caught your Hare.”

“Damn right.” His laughter echoed through your apartment, and everything went back to normal.

[lochburn]

OOMPA LOOMPAS TAKE NOTES LIKE WIZARDS FROM THE 1300’S!

this is an intro post except.. i dont jnow how to do these kinda thangs LMAO

hi my name is nessie or tragedy or mori or archivist or any character you remind me of (PLEASE) or any nicknames you wanna call me i actually genuinely dont care spit yo shit bro!

guess my pronouns. (YES I AM DEAD SERIOUS)

interests: arcadekitten games, scp foundation, backrooms, spooky’s jumpscare mansion, medieval execution methods, inscryption, every horror game ever probably, devotion, detention, object shows, rain world, angel hare, twf, the tangi virus, vita carnis, the smile tapes, urban legends, myths, analogue horror in general, socialstuck/cloutchase, guidestuck, beary the hatchet, racheldrawsthis games, ddlc, little shop of horrors, subway midnight, bonnies bakery, yttd, deathsitter, ghost eyes, tangle tower, hhh blah blah blah there’s more but iiii…cant list them all SOS im into too mnay things!

music: dogbite, mommy long legs, the scary jokes, machinery of the human heart, self, weird al, that handsome devil, MOOK, brn1ng brain sound industries, bo burnham (i do not tolerate his actions), fiona apple, jhariah, vane lily, riproducer, wolf alice, the spook school, black dresses, caravan palace, lil mariko, of montreal, slipknot, any classical music, mother mother, rory in early 20s, goreshit (dont tolerate either), tv girl, ajj, poppy, will wood, they might be giants, jack off jill, babymetal, rio romeo, weatherday, the stupendium, afain theres more but im not listing allat i listen to too much music

i. misspell stuff a lot AND TEND TO USE ALL CAPS LIKE THIS i am not shouting at you i just get very veru excited very very easily And sometimes I capitalise Random words like This because jts pretty fun :^3 also k am a :^) :^( :^D :^3 user

dni basic criteria

IM MAGNIFICUS FROM INSCRYPTION AND PROFESSOR POINTER FROM TANGLE TOWER’S WIFE!!!

im also the archivist from inscryption trust

oooo you wanna be friends ekth me sooo bad oo o o oooooo /nf (feel free to medsage me, :^D)

[snickerzanddoodlez]

Finally Doing one of These!

ABOUT ME

NAME: SnickerDoodlez / SnickerzandDoodlez / Snickernova Doodlez

Nickname: Any variation of this! Snicky, Snicker, Doodlez, Snickerz, SnickyD…

Main Social: https://youtube.com/@snickerdoodlez9210?si=ZXtyZJl8kPCLS8iB

She/Her; Straight; Minor

Hobbies/Skills: Drawing, Animating, Coding (learning), Writing

Language: English, American Sign Language (learning)

Neurodivergencies: OCD, ADHD, Major Depressive Disorder, maybe Autistic

Random Facts:

-I’m a theatre kid!

-I love horror / disturbing things, maybe a little too much

-I grew up on the Warriors fandom, and that’s an angsty angsty burden I’ll carry into every fandom I join

-I’m the director of Wordgirl Rewired!

-I’m a Christian, but don’t let that scare you off- I’m just here to have fun & spread positive vibes! *sticks a golden star sticker to your forehead* And I’m a huge horror fan…and fantasy fan….and I draw a lot of gore….Christians stop gatekeeping creativity (impossible? Not clickbait? Don’t try at 3:AM???)

Oh, and Friendly reminder to my fellow Christians that if you’re cursing someone out for doing or believing or BEING something you don’t agree with, you’re literally doing the opposite of what Jesus did….and I think you’ve got a might big plank in your eye that ya need to take out ;)

Sona:

~READ MORE FOR WAY TOO MUCH INFO~

Favorite Movies:

Fantastic Mr. Fox

Live-Action Beauty and the Beast

Princess and The Frog

Secondhand Lions

Lilo and Stitch

Stranger Than Fiction

Into The Woods

Isle of Dogs

The Greatest Showman

Les Miserablés

Padak

The Rise of Miss Power

Coraline

School of Rock

Favorite Musicals:

Beetlejuice

Phantom of the Opera

Into The Woods

Les Miserablés

Heathers

Guys and Dolls

Favorite Color:

Magenta

Favorite Show:

Spy x Family

Wordgirl

Gravity Falls

DuckTales 2017

Camp Camp

Bojack Horseman

Parks and Recreation

Favorite Song:

House of Memories (Panic! At the Disco)

As the World Caves In (Matt Maltese)

Please Never Fall in Love Again (Ollie MN)

Karma (AJR)

Red Flags (Tom Cardy)

Lost One’s Weeping (Neru)

Cupid (Jack Stauber)

Goodbye to a World (Porter Robinson)

Sweet Rosalie (American Murder Songs)

No Children (The Mountain Goats)

The Haunted Phonograph (ThouShaltNot)

Puff The Magic Dragon (Peter, Paul & Mary)

The Ballad of Billy The Kid (Billy Joel)

Stranded Lullaby (Miracle Musical)

Business Man (Tom Cardy)

Favorite Song Artist:

The Stupendium

They Might Be Giants

The Mountain Goats

Jack Stauber

Lemon Demon

Evelyn Evelyn

Tally Hall

American Murder Songs

Mother Mother

Kaden McKay

Favorite Book:

Crookedstar’s Promise

School for Good and Evil

Warrior Cats (Arc 1)

The Bunker Diaries

Prisoner of Azkaban

Survivor Dogs

Favorite Food:

French Fries

Croutons

Goldfish

Kanelope

Favorite Game:

A Hat in Time

The Henry Stickmin Collection

Splatoon

Wolf Quest: Anniversary Addition

Don’t Starve Together

King’s Quest

The Witch’s House

Super Paper Mario

Cuphead

Undertale

Favorite Animal:

Tasmanian Devils

Rats

Kangaroos / Wallabies

Komodo Dragons

Dragons

Pigeons

MY BABY BOYS:

(Note: I am not defending any of these characters, and these are not fictional crushes. I just like skrunkly little fictional simps and gravitate towards the characters everyone hates)

Felix White (Henry Stickmin)

Tobey (Wordgirl)

Nuka (The Lion King 2)

Whisper (Survivors)

Spike (My Little Pony)

Spike (Friendship Is Witchcraft)

Minetta (My Hero Acedamia)

Hort (School For Good and Evil)

Sheldon (Splatoon)

Lefou (Beauty and The Beast)

Tammy (Tammy)

Plankton (Spongebob)

Zach (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt)

One-Eyed Wally (Amphibia)

Emmet (Legally Blonde)

Dr. Hare (Poptropica)

Todd (Bojack Horseman)

Muck (Bob the Builder)

Octavio (Splatoon)

Pokétwo (Discord)

Tom (Parks and Recreation)

Rumplestiltskin (Shrek 4)

Squid (Wings of Fire)

Darkheart (Care Bears II: The Next Generation)

Zach Varmitech (Wild Kratts)

Garry (Ib)

Bartok (Anastasia)

David (Camp Camp)

Varian (Tangled the Series)

Frankie (Spy x Family)

Mayor Humdinger (Paw Patrol: Movies)

Mortimer Freeze (Cuphead: The Delicious Last Course)

Wally Warbles (Cuphead)

The Peas (VeggieTales)

Chameleon (Wings of Fire)

Jax (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Wilson (Don’t Starve)

Mad Dummy (Undertale)

Napstablook (UnderTale)

Toad (Mario)

Flick (Animal Crossing: New Horizons)

Ares (Percy Jackson)

Louie (DuckTales)

Gyro Gearloose (DuckTales)

Sirius Black (Harry Potter)

Hawt Sauce (Chikn Nuggit)

Swiftpaw (Warrior Cats)

[genderenvyelimination]

First Round Masterlist

3/12/2023:

Zuko | Avatar: The Last Airbender vs. Red | Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

Asmodeus | Obey Me! vs Garry | Ib

Spencer Reid | Criminal Minds vs. ENA | ENA

John Doe | Malevolent vs Lyfrassir Edda | The Bifrost Incident

Blackbeard | Our Flag Means Death vs. Percy Jackson | Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Otachi | Pacific Rim vs. Kurama | Naruto

Thanatos | Hades vs. Obito | Naruto

Lydia Deetz | Beetlejuice vs. John Mitchell | Being Human UK

Milo Thatch | Atlantis vs. Hiccup | How to Train Your Dragon

Loki | Norse Mythology vs. Kaworu | Neon Genesis Evangelion

Chat Noir | Miraculous Ladybug vs. Stevonnie | Steven Universe

3/14/2023:

Byleth | Fire Emblem vs. Fiver | Watership Down

Toruk Makto | Avatar: Way of Water vs. Aragorn | LOTR

Alma Winograd-Diaz | Undone vs. Jennifer Check | Jennifer's Body

Meta Knight | Kirby vs. Anakin Skywalker | Star Wars

Sylvester Ashling | Epithet Erased vs. Emmet | Pokemon

Thursday Plurbonym Boyporridge | Strange Aeons vs. Wizard | wizardisananimal

Bears in Trees | Band vs. 4th Phase Ghouls | Ghost BC

Electra | Starlight Express vs. Gerard Way | MCR

Hare | Tales from EarthSea vs. Sonic | Sonic the Hedgehg

Hero Killer Stain vs. Hawks | BNHA

Ekko | Arcane vs. Papa Emeritus IV/Copia | Ghost Band

Will Wood | Will Wood and the Tapeworms vs. The Toy Soldier | The Mechanisms

3/15/2023:

Lewis Pepper | Mystery Skulls vs. The Curious | Creeped Out

Raine Whispers | The Owl House vs. El-Ahrairah | Watership Down

Kris Dreemur | Deltarune vs. Doug Eiffel | Wolf 359

Elias | Ancient Magnus Bride vs. Ash Crimson | King of Fighters

Testament | Guilty Gear vs. Megamind | Megamind

Undertaker | Black Butler vs. Cure Chocolat | Kira Kira Precure a la Mode

Young Tim Curry Characters | Clue vs. Rumi | Just Roll With It

Richard III | Requiem of the Rose King vs. Simon Petrikov |Adventure Time

Denji | Chainsaw Man vs. Sasori | Naruto

Hunter | Rain World vs. Sam Winchester | Supernatural

Eddie Munson | Stranger Things vs. Magnus Chase | Magnus Chase

3/16/2023:

Hiei | Yu Yu Hakusho vs. Kaname Date | Ai: the Somnium Files

Bold and Brash | Spongebob Squarepants vs. Lucienne | Sandman (THEY BOTH WON?)

E-boy Wojak | Meme culture vs. Cal Kestis | Jedi: Fallen Order

Team Rocket | Pokemon vs. Nico de Angelo | Percy Jackson/ Riordanverse

Ludwig Von Drake | Disney vs. Red Lizard | Rain World

Julian Devorak | Arcana vs. Professor Venomous | OKKO

Giovanni Potage | Epithet Erased vs. Ryuko | Kill La Kill

Mr. Fox | Fantastic Mr. Fox vs. Zim | Invader Zim

Dio Brando | Jojo's Bizarre Adventure vs. Sasuke Uchiha | Naruto

Yamato | One Piece vs. Roy Mustang | Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood

Lemon Grab | Adventure Time vs. Fujimoto | Ponyo

Mizuki | Project Sekai vs. Gomez Addams | Addams Family

3/17/2023:

Arven | Pokemon Scarlet and Violet vs. Reigen | Mob Psycho 100

Pure Vessel | Hollow Knight vs. Lord Shen | Kung Fu Panda 2

Trunks | Dragon Ball vs. Dr. Robotnik | Sonic

Five Pebbles | Rain World vs. The Goblin King | Labyrinth

Turrican OST | Turrican Game vs. Ganon's Corpse | Breath of the Wild 2

Edgar Allen Poe | Bungo Stray Dogs vs. Mollymauk Tealeaf | Critical Role

Dwight Enys | Poldark vs. Will Graham | Hannibal

Scrooge McDuck | Ducktales 2017 vs. Dr. Emmett Brown | Back to the Future

Rohan Kishibe | Jojo's Bizarre Adventure vs. Bilbo Baggins | Hobbit

Micheal Afton | Five Nights At Freddy's vs. Cecil Palmer | Welcome To Nightvale

Carla | Dumbing of Age vs. Larry | Pokemon

Tragedians | Pathologic vs. Zagreus | Hades

Alucard | Castlevania vs. Robin | One Piece

[thesagebrushkid]

New computer = New art!!! So, after 2-3 years of not being able to work on anything because my last computer had no ports for my tablet, I got a new one last weekend. It's hard to believe I went close to 3 years without being able to create anything. As such I am relearning everything. I am also re-honing in on my "classic comic book skills" which I have not touched since I left DC comics....decades ago. I am not as skilled using a tablet and computer as I was with traditional pen and ink. Can't believe the price of India Ink these days. Sheesh. Anyway, I digress on that. I was up till 3:30 last night trying to get this done. SO....here is the first for 2024. Happy belated Easter/Equinox. While such creatures like Jackalopes and Sasquatch are extremely rare, they are out there. And with them come legends. In Sage's world, if you catch a Jackalope on the morning of the Spring Equinox, you will have good luck the whole year long. So, Sage and the boys are out to get them some luck. The catch to the legend is you have to let it go before midnight to ill luck will reign down on you for 2 years. And if you kill it...you will die one year later. Not sure who that would work with Sage's immortality. I mean he is killed almost weekly. LOL.  The traditional depiction of Jackalopes always was disturbing to me (A hare with antlers) It just would not work and the antlers would serve no purpose.  So, I revamped the traditional to something that is actually plausible/impossible: JACKALOPE: A small hooved deer about 3' tall with the head and long ears of a rabbit. Instead of burrowing, it just lives on the plains. Its antlers allow it to knock edible leaves and fruits off of trees and its long ears allow extra hearing perception, being that it is certainly prey to wolves, coyote and cougars. It still has lesser speed of a White-Tailed Deer due to its short legs but can kick the eff out of anything. It lives in small family units of 2-10 but often will take off on its own, once it is not dependent on the family. Seeing one Jackalope on its own is rare. Seeing a family unit is close to impossible. The Wolf Tribe calls them "Jakennesu" and the Messo Blood tribe calls them "Kallopae". When the first Europeans moved west, they confused the two names and so they took the names of both and fiddled them into "Jackalope." Didn't think this would turn into an Animal Biology class, did you? There is a test on Friday. LOL.

Created by myself, with my own human hands, without the need of AI nor stock images. Nor does my art steal jobs from human beings. My work is ART, not images dictated to a computer by lazy people that are stealing jobs from REAL artists. Those that live with AI will die by AI and may Hell save their souls, because for all your sins against humanity, neither God nor Heaven will have you. May every dollar you steal from an artist with your AI sins, so it will be taken from you in turn 1000-fold. Telling a computer to create 50 pictures a day, by taking images from other peoples to make pictures of naked superheroes DOES NOT make you an artist. It just proves to the world you are lazy fat-ass, as well as sexually and mentally unstable.  The Sagebrush Kid is the creation and property of Hallow Comics © 1981 - Present

[starsuncounted]

hello! for the ao3 wrapped, questions 1, 6, 12, 27, and 29?

Thanks for the ask! <3

1. How many words have you written this year?

59,821 so far, which is more than I've ever written in a year before, so I'm proud of that! I don't think I'll ever be someone who can write 100k+ words in a year; it sounds exhausting lol.

6. Favorite title you used

Hmmm...I'm cheating here by mentioning two, but probably Over Seas of Starlight (G, Frodo & Gandalf, 3.7k) or As the Hare Flees Before the Wolf (T, Celegorm & Eöl, 1.7k). I came up with both titles myself, which I'm proud of myself for doing because I usually just use lines from poems instead of thinking up titles.

12. How many WIP’s do you have in your docs for next year?

There are. ahem. 24 in my WIPs folders and a small horde scribbled away in unorganized notes on my phone. There are also an unknown number that haven't been wrangled into folders yet. This is a cry for help.

27. What do you listen to while writing?

Usually a lot of instrumental music because it helps me focus better. I listen to the LOTR soundtrack religiously, as well as various reading playlists.

29. Favorite line/passage you wrote this year?

I'm rather fond of this one from when the cold wind rolls in from the north (G, Andreth, 1k):

Emeldir and the other women meant to barricade themselves within the Great Hall and set a guard about the hall of all of the women of Ladros who could bear sword, spear, or bow, but Andreth knew that such shows of defense were futile. The siege had broken, and all of Angband’s filth had poured forth, and the scouring of the land would not cease until all had fallen to fire or blade. And so Andreth stopped her windows and drew the curtains tight against the horror of the night. She blew out all of the candles but one and let her fire die down to a faint glow, that the presence of her house might go unnoticed in the mirk of smoke and ash, should Ladros’ defenses be breached and Dorthonion overrun. She wrapped herself in the shawls and blankets that she had left and sat before the lone candle. And she waited—for dawn, death, or deliverance, she did not know.

[ao3 wrapped ask game]

[shywhumpauthor]

How about electrocution for Kaden? Tie him up by the wrists, toes barely brushing the floor, blindfold over his eyes.

Deliver tiny shocks, start out with a low setting on the prod. Come at him from different angles, start varying the charge. He won’t be able to tell what’s coming, he’ll be jumpy and scared. A soft touch, an agonizing shock.

Leave him there. Come back every once in a while, not saying anything, just start over again.

Sry if this got long, or is too detailed <3

YES THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT THANK YOU ANON—I’m gonna try the shorter drabbles more frequently kinda thing over the next few days

Masterlist

[some time pre-isolation, probably before the escape attempt too]

Cw: electrocution, torture, forced to beg, restraints, blindfold, creepy whumper, noncon touching (non sexual)

Kaden couldn’t breathe.

Their arms had fallen into a painful state of numb, the pressure of the ropes ensnaring their wrists past bruising. Their skin had been rubbed raw in some places, thin trickles pf blood dripping down their forearms from where the skin had split. For a while they had tried to stand, the toes of their socks barely pressed against the ground from where they were stretched tall, but their legs had quickly begun to cramp, and they settled for hanging from their arms instead. They could feel it actively destroying their shoulders, the muscles screaming, begging for a rest.

They couldn’t rest, though. Their mind, switched into high gear, lungs constricted within the confines of their own ribcage, they couldn’t breathe. Each breath came a wheeze, hindered with the burn it brought their throat. Their eyes watered, but with the cloth wrapped tightly around their head, the knot of fabric pressing hard into the base of their skull, it caught all the tears that threatened to fall.

They tried to listen, but any sound made in the room around them was lost under the stifled gasping of their breaths, just bordering sobs.

They couldn’t see him, couldn’t hear him, but they knew he was there. Prowling around them like a wolf circling a snared hare, his footsteps absolutely silent against the ground. They didn’t know where he was, in front of or behind them, he could have left minutes ago, and they wouldn’t have known the better. They could only measure time through their heartbeat, the blood pounding in their ears as they struggled to control themself. They couldn’t freak out, not now. They couldn’t lose themself to the panic.

A loud cry tore from their chapped lips as they felt the tip of the prod jam between their ribs, a hard shock sending their entire body jolting away. They swung in the restraints, any wisps of footing they had held lost in their quick move to get away from the pain.

Just as soon as it had touched, it was gone, leaving behind a small seared patch of skin, and a terrible pain coursing pain through each nerve.

“Please-” They forced out between choked breaths, bile stinging the back of their throat. Earlier, they had been pissed off when Mathias had supposedly forgot their breakfast, but now they supposed it was for the best. “Stop- stop please,”

That’s what he wanted to hear, right? They had tried to hold out, to keep the little remaining shreds of their dignity, but fuck that now. It didn’t matter. Their dignity was fucked the moment they were kidnapped.

A startled little yelp caught against their tongue as something wound in their hair, fiery pain lacing along their scalp as their head was wrenched back.

“Oh sweetheart, you call that begging?” His terrible voice whispered, lips ghosting over the outside of their ear. Kaden shuddered, goosebumps raising all along their exposed arms and chest, muscles tensing as the man’s grip tightened further. The neck began to ache with tension, legs falling from under them so they were only being held up by the ropes and his hand. “You’re going to have to do much more than that if you want me to stop.”

His lips pressed to their cheek in a slow, chaste motion, where they could barely hear his chuckle before he disappeared into the dark void once more. Their breath hitched, head twisting in the direction he went. “No, no ple-”

The prod jammed against their lower back, a sensitive spot just above the base of their spine, and Kaden cried out. The shock lasted longer, much longer than the others, by the time it stopped they were gasping for a breath that would not come.

They weren’t sure if Mathias was even there to watch as they crumpled in on themself—well, as much as the restraints would allow—and began to sob. Ugly, raspy sobs that stole any attempt at begging they could muster.

Crying seemed easier at this point anyways.

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Tag list: @whumpasaurus101 @pigeonwhumps @morning-star-whump @d-cs @t0rture-me @whumpycries @whump-me-all-night-long @suspicious-whumping-egg

[simplytheevebest]

Spoilers for Season 2 of Fate: The Winx Saga Concerning *That One Specific Spoiler*

It's Farah. The spoiler is Farah coming back.

I know there are a lot of thoughts and emotions about Farah’s return and I know that there are some that aren’t going to agree with me just as I don’t agree with others. I wrote this very shortly after watching, and then after I could sit with my thoughts and feelings I made edits so. Here we go.

They brought Farah back exactly as we imagined. Her magic was kept in a plant and the girls released it with their combined magic (through the crystal). I love that. It’s such a clear nod to the OG cartoon I can’t help but like it. It’s what we suspected all along. Go cartoon super sleuths! So either we truly were right, or they saw our speculations and that made an impact on the script.

Farah returning... and then immediately leaving again. My heart is broken. Beautiful. Upset. I refuse to accept it as canon, but it was a nice moment. Farah is alive. We did it guys. Manifestation. I so badly wanted her to be back for good, and I am a confusing mess of emotions about her being back but not back. I think it’s best if I answer targeted questions.

Am I happy Farah is back? Abso-fucking-lutely. Why wouldn’t I be? It’s all I and most of the fandom have been harping on about since the conclusion of season 1.

Do I think her being dead for good at the end of season 1 is better than the short bit we got in season 2? I have seen other opinions on this, but for me? No. Absolutely not. Because we all agree, her death was an insult. It was naive. Weak. Not the Farah Dowling we know and love, to turn her back on her enemy like a wounded hare to a wolf.

Does it make it worse that she admits she “didn’t survive” Rosalind’s attack and that actually was her death in season 1? Immediately my response is: yes. It’s the worst thing, for me, to think that not only did Farah die in that way, she then died again for real and left for good. But then I thought about it, and here’s where we stray into headcanon territory. The fact that Farah had no body and her energy was encapsulated in the fern is deliberate. We saw the sinkhole of magic being funneled into that little plant and keeping Farah’s spirit alive. That was a LOT of energy. Not just any fairy could do that, but Farah is (not was, is) the most powerful fairy, more so than Rosalind. So naturally, not just because I didn’t want her death to be true, I believed she was strong enough to survive Rosalind’s attack on her life. But in order for Rosalind to gain control, in order for Farah to have influence, Rosalind had to believe Farah didn’t survive. It had to look real. And an illusion wasn’t enough. So effectively, Farah had to not survive because otherwise it wouldn’t have worked. And the fern was the only way she did, in some way. In soul, if not also body. And she admits that as soon as she knew what Rosalind was going to do, she reached out to nature to preserve her. So she did survive. It's just that her body did not. And no, I don’t accept it as canon, but she came back. She did not go out at the end of s1 never to be heard from again.

In short, I’m still living in denial, and I refuse to believe that that’s really how Farah went out, and that we only saw her force ghost.

Look, at the end of the day, we all wanted Farah back. And we would’ve raised hell if she wasn’t. And yeah, we can be upset that she’s back-not-back, or we can do what we do best, and write fanfics and make fanart and edits and reject canon and say you know what? She is back. She came back, and then went on vacation, and that’s why she’s not in season 3 if they get one. Or she is, and we remake the canon. Because let’s be honest, we’re going to anyway, and we’re going to do it better.

As for the lack of Silrah, I too am upset we didn’t get even a single interaction with them, not even a hug. I’m not upset we didn’t get a romantic moment, because honestly we the fandom can and have and will write and draw it better anyway. Again, I’m upset we got nothing. But because we were lucky to even get Eve Best in her scenes and I can imagine there was conflicts of schedules meaning the actors couldn’t film together, I can’t be too mad.

She came back, guys. And remember this is a show about teen fairies targeted towards a teen demographic. We were not supposed to care this much about the adults. And if we hadn’t, I 100% believe Farah would’ve stayed dead. I believe, and I will believe until Brian himself looks me in the eyes and says “you’re wrong” that we the fandom had a direct hand in getting that ending for Farah. Is it perfect? No. Is it better than it was? For me, yes. Was it fan service? Hell yeah. But God did I love it.

So, though others may not agree and that’s okay, I say thank you to the creators and show runners and ESPECIALLY Eve Best for making this happen. I would not have enjoyed season 2 as much as I did if I’d known in my heart of hearts and my head that she wasn’t making an appearance. Just in bringing her back they’ve eased the insult of her “death,” and if I must accept her send-off as goodbye, at least it was emotional and proper and not off screen or minimized. Could there have been more? Sure, but we forget this show isn’t about her, as much as we want it to be.

Now let’s all get back out there and write/draw/create/edit/etc to our Farah-loving hearts’ content!

[beantothemax]

Claudia fic :3

Though they weren't quite in the frostlands, the woodlands were cold that time of year. Fall in northern Osterra was brutal, but it wasn't anything unfamiliar. Claudia had visited the Crestlands enough times to know how semi cold climates worked.

She sat atop the town wall, looking down at the forest below. It was silent. Mammals had gone to sleep for hibernation while all the birds had returned to the warmer climate of the Riverlands.

Though it was quiet, there was sound, movement and life, if one was patient. A wolf peaked its head out from the between the trees, sniffing the ground as it walked. The black snout stayed glued to the ground, seemingly tracking a scent, perhaps food.

The wolf stopped dead in its tracks, looking up at something out of view. With a jolt, it ran with all its might, likely pursuing a deer or hare. And once again, the woods were silent.

Argus climbed up the steps and stood beside her. He stared at her as she watched the woods.

"Let's go back to the inn, it's too cold to stay out any longer," he started.

She nearly jumped out of her skin as she turned to look up at him.

"Don't scare me like that! And I'm fine, just let me be," she rolled her eyes.

"If I do that then you'll get hypothermia and you won't get to challenge Hawthorn for that rematch," he argued.

"What does it matter? If I can't even beat Hawthorn, then there's no way I'm getting home."

Argus kept his cool, sighing as he thought of what next to say. He mustn't lose his temper with her, not when she needed a world of patience and love.

Without a word, he scooped her into his arms. She squirmed and kicked as she tried in vain to escape. Argus was more than a head taller than her and had a decade of fighting experience. There was no way he'd lose to a tiny girl who hardly knew how to hold an axe.

As she gave up her struggle, tears started to trickle down her cheeks. She pressed her face to his chest as she cried and cried. She held onto him as tight as she could. Her nails dug into his waistcoat and it nearly got torn to shreds under her touch. But when he placed her on her bed, she let go.

She hardly moved as he took off her jacket and shoes. He made her lie down and tucked her in. His fingers danced across her scalp as he absent-mindedly pushed the hair from her face.

"I understand your frustration, Dee, but please give it another go. Hawthorn wants to help you learn and go home as much as Galatea and I, but he can't teach you if you give up," he whispered.

Claudia turned her back towards him.

This behavior was rare but it was difficult to deal with. Each attempt to help her, no matter what it was, would always be denied. He wanted to yell at her and tell her she was choosing the worst possible decision and call her mean words till his throat hurt. But he couldn't.

She was in a worse situation than anything he could ever imagine and needed help like he needed to breathe. He gave her hair one final ruffle before blowing out the lamp and leaving.

"Goodnight, sleep well," he muttered.

Just as he shut the door, he heard a squeak from her bed.

"What is it?"

She turned to look at him, sitting up as she did.

"I'm sorry, I'm just scared," her voice barely audible.

"It's fine," Argus said.

As he crawled into bed, all he thought of was her. He needed to get her home and see her smile.

AUGGHHGDHSGSGSG….. WAAAAAAAAGHG?,,,,,,,,,,,,,..,,.,,.

CLAUDIA…. CLAUDIA NOT ACCEPTING ARGUS’S HELP BUT HIM STILL TRYING SO SO HARD TO HELP HER…….. AAAAAAA THESE TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

argus staying with her at the very end was v nice tho…. claidia needs one billion hugs and kisses rn

ID SAY MORE BUT YOURE ABOUT TO PASS OUT. ILL ELABORATE IN THE MORNING GO EEPY

[direwombat]

3, 10, 22 for jakesyb and sybeli? (or dealer's choice!)

f;laskdfjads someday i'll get around to making banners now that i have two syb x canon character ships that make me want to eat drywall, anyway eeeeeeeeeee thank you liz~

JAKESYB

3. Do they wear the other's clothes? (sweatshirt, bandana, necklace, etc.)

syb is a nasty dirty jacket/sweater thief and she looooooovees wearing her partner's clothes. i like to think that jacob has an army crewneck sweater that's fleece-lined and super soft that she absolutely loves (sorry not-sorry jacob. it's her sweater now), and her favorite set of "lingerie" is just a pair of panties and jacob's field jacket.

and asfl;akjsfdasdf syb's a little too uh...narrow for jacob to wear most of her clothing. altho i did just have the thought of the two of them owning the exact same iron maiden shirt (but in different sizes) that occasionally get mixed up in the wash so sometimes jacob is pulling on syb's unisex medium (which is comfortably baggy on her) and it's like he's wearing a tightly fitting crop top. meanwhile syb is using jacob's xl version of it as a sleep shirt

10. Describe their first date.

asdf;lkjasdf tbh in most universes jakesyb don't really date in the traditional sense. i joke that their first date (ie, an event that they mutually agree upon a time and place to meet) is a fistfight. they do have a snowed-in vacation at one point tho where they get pretty domestic so i guess that's kind of like a date....or at least as close as they get to one.

but in the no-cult "jakesyb country song romance au" they do actually have a proper first date. they're both at a church held party/celebration at joseph's church (augustine is a parishioner and dragged syb with him), and after both of them being super bored by how sterile the whole thing is, they decide to take off in jacob's truck, buy some beer, and they drive off into the mountains and just sit and stargaze. (they also fuck in the truck's bed, but most of the night is spent just chatting and pointing out things in the night sky

22. What reminds each of their partner?

ooooooh hmm....

wolves, obnoxious cherry red firearms, only you, the particular brand of Stupid that you get with guys who project alpha-male energy. but also late night chats over irish coffee (minus the sugar. it's just whiskey and black coffee) and cigarettes. the thrill of the hunt (as both the hunter and hunted). and the pleasurable ache of something pressing against a bruise are all things that remind syb of jacob

and rabbits/hares, bomber jackets that reek of stale cigarettes, late night war room talks, the thrill of the hunt (mostly as hunter but also sometimes as prey), absent minded humming (usually of old french songs), delicious warm and home cooked meals that aren't just baked chicken, rice and vegetables, the pleasant feeling of being challenged both physically and mentally are all things that remind jacob of syb

SYBELI

3. Do they wear the other's clothes? (sweatshirt, bandana, necklace, etc.)

same as above, syb steals eli's jacket constantly, but to be fair, eli steals her bomber jacket right back. there will be days where they're walking around the wolf's den wearing each other's clothes and no one really bats an eye. I also think when it comes to T-shirts and some tanks, they can wear each other's shirts fairly interchangeably. syb likes baggier fits and i imagine eli more on the leaner muscle (but still very strong) end of the spectrum. unisex mediums and larges get passed around constantly.

10. Describe their first date.

ooooooh ok so in katc they're very much stuck in the "under literally any other circumstances we could have been such a good couple" zone, so here are the two answers i have for an alternate timeline and the werewolf au:

au syb went into the whitetails looking for augustine first instead of going into the valley: i think there's a lot of purely one on one time between them that happens quite often (usually in the form of war table strategy meetings or "can't sleep, guess i'll keep watch on the security cams" kinds of hanging out together), but none of those moments really register to them as dates. that's just the "friends" bit in their "friends to lovers" arc. what they consider their first date is when they were out together on a scouting mission. they narrowly escape an ambush and crash at a safe house for the rest of the night because they're both injured. but they also have their first kiss while patching each other up. they pass out on the couch together immediately afterwards.

in the werewolf au syb and eli's first date is straight up a bbq challenge. like...unofficially an actual competition but waaaaaay more people showed up to the joke flyer wheaty put up at the spread eagle so they accidentally ended up grillmastering a proper event (sponsored by the spread eagle). eli won but syb put up a damn good fight. she had the superior grilled chicken/shrimp/fish, and eli had the better red meats/wild game. they were both lowkey worried their competitiveness was a turn off for the other, but actually it suuuuuuper wasn't :)

22. What reminds each of their partner?

short answers because i'm still kinda developing their relationship BUT:

bow hunting, woodland camo and whitetail deer. really good wild game recipes, long hikes and camping trips (and scouting missions) all remind syb of eli

and sweet tea on a hot day and cold beer on a hot evening. the smell (and taste) of stale cigarettes. the burn of bourbon as it goes down all remind eli of syb

[umnitsa]

The Wolf and the Hare - 3

Summary: Alexei, videogames and blowjobs, what could go wrong?

A/N: I'm back! sorry for the hiatus, life was kicking my ass. Anyway, I was plagued by this image of Alexei lazily playing videogames in his tank top and sweatpants, and I had to admit I could only imagine sucking him, what a sight. <3 (I can't wait for Thunderbolts. Please god, give me this movie)

Pairing: Alexei x fem!reader (you, no y/n)

CW: Just a blowjob and some soccer talk. It's ALL dirty, minors, please leave!

Alexei was terribly frustrated. You didn’t know why, really. You wondered if he was bored, and wanted to let out some steam, inflict some senseless violence and destruction somewhere remote. Maybe even take a lot of lives in the process.

You didn’t think he could stay quiet, you could only imagine how hard the prison years were for him.

He needed something to do.

Something that engaged him mentally and was exciting at the same time.

Videogames could be interesting.

*** He looked so excited when you showed him the joystick. It couldn’t be hard, with all his training. He could fly airplanes, he can play videogames!

To be honest, it took a while for him to adjust to the size of the joystick; his hands were too big for the tiny buttons, but once he got used to them, he became a dedicated gamer.

You kept getting him new games and new consoles, and he developed his favorites. Playing FIFA, he made you sit by his side and happily talked about Soviet-era soccer and Lev Yashin, the best goalkeeper in history.

“You had to see him, Zayats! He was glorious!” Alexei would boom happily, smacking his thigh.

“You’re not that old.” You bumped him with your shoulder, laughing, after a quick Google search.

“You would never know.” He chuckled low, then kicked your foot. ***

Alexei looked hot, in his tank top and sweatpants, occupying the whole couch, legs apart, relaxed, tiny joystick in hands. He would play, absolutely focused, while you oogled his thighs and his cock (he hated underwear, when he was at home).

One day you decided to take advantage of him. With a chuckle, you sat by his side and pretended your attention was on the videogame, your hand sliding up his thigh.

“What are you doing, love…?”

“Keep playing.” You chuckled, rubbing his thigh gently. You could see him squirming and his cock stirring as your hand moved, ever so softly.

Alexei hit the menu button and looked into your eyes, one eyebrow raised, a delighted smirk crooking his lips.

“You want to challenge me, Zayats?” Alexei wrapped his arm around your waist and pulled you to straddle his thigh. You ground against him, rubbing along. He hummed, looking into your eyes with a naughty smile.

“I just want to have some fun without stopping your fun.” You giggled, leaning to nuzzle his cheek. He kept holding the joystick in one hand, the other pressing lightly against your lower back.

Alexei leans and nuzzles your cheek, then kisses your lips ever so gently.

“Sounds like an interesting test of my attention.”

“Why do you keep thinking it's a challenge?” You giggle and move to kneel between his legs.

“You want to see if you can distract me.” You kept giggling and shaking your head. “Well, we both know you can.” Alexei winked and spread his legs, pulling his sweatpants down. He was already half hard, pulsing, and the sight made your mouth water. He chuckled and wiggled his eyebrows, before leaning back against the sofa. “I’m curious how long can I last.”

You grabbed his cock, eyes half-lidded, and he sighed, holding the joystick. The sounds of the videogame restarted, and it felt like you were being cheered. Licking a stripe from the base of his cock to the tip, you leaned forward, feeling him harden against your tongue.

With a grunt, he tensed, as your lips wrapped around the head of his cock, his muscles feeling like steel under your hands.

“Fuck, darling.” His voice weakened. Looking up, you could see his expression softening, as he licked his lips. You sucked harder, and he moaned even more.

Alexei frowned, concentrated, as you kept sliding your lips along his cock leisurely. He grunted, as his team scored a goal on the screen, and you felt one of his hands gently playing with your hair.

“Such a good girl.” He moaned, all the vowels impossibly long; Alexei tugged on your hair, thrusting his hips against your face. Sighing, he went back to playing the game.

After a couple of matches, Alexei just couldn’t keep quiet anymore. Grunts, moans, sighs, and whimpers poured from his mouth, his body incredibly tense as he tried to keep still. He even started whispering in Russian, what you expected were dirty dirty things; you were probably right, with the way he was looking at you.

“Enough.” He growled, pulling from you. “This is torture. You are right, it is unfair when I take my time and tease you.”

“Will you stop doing it?” You asked, startled, massaging your jaw.

“Never.” He laughs; a booming, earthshaking laugh. “Never. But I see your point now.”

“So what now?” You asked, wide-eyed, blushing and squirming. You were wet, aroused, almost desperate. Alexei looked like a work of art, sprawled on the sofa, his cock resting against his stomach, red, pulsing precome from the tip. He blinked lazily, still lost in the haze of the pleasure you gave him.

“Now bed.” He stood up slowly, offering his hand to you. He looked into your eyes, and his intense focus was there, but now that focus was trained on you. It made you shiver. “Now it’s my turn.”

[purewhitewolf]

How the Predecessors would advise others (or their comments in general) [pt. 3]

To Azriel

Katherine: There's no shame in leaning on others for help. Take a moment to breathe. Ask your sister, the good one, to aid you with these burdens and trials. Find comfort in your partner."

Tyrant: What use is it to be chained down by what has already happened? Move forth and look at the now with new experience. Take pause, but do not linger. Let those demonic whispers of doubt starve as you enjoy yourself. Put faith in Kaitlyn."

Hag: My condolences for your loss. I truly believe you will see them all again once more in the afterlife. However,... do know that you still have a family. Gunnr, Kaitlyn, and the others are still here for you."

To Césaire

Katherine: Do not feel guilt for things you had no control over. You are a good man in an unfortunate circumstance. You'll be free of it soon. And perhaps... you'll really like your next holder. You'll certainly have more freedom, that is a guarantee. Call it an intuition...."

Tyrant: Listen closely. When the day comes and our successor comes to kill your enslaver, fight off his command as long as you can to let her and your lover give you one last gift before goodbyes. Trust me, you'll want to receive it. I know you'll be able to fight it off long enough because you are already rebelling in subtle ways. Have courage in your final moments. Trust Kaitlyn and Corvo's eyes. Smile when you see them."

Hag: No matter what fate has in store, enjoy your time with your lover and friends. Do not fear intimacy. Do not fear speaking from your heart."

To Jacqueline

Katherine: I do not really have any advice for you. I think your relationship with Icy is adorable and seems to bring out the best in you. Perhaps consider having a family?"

Tyrant: Tell the owl the truth. Wait until her son is returned first, though. Tell Azriel everything honestly and bluntly."

Hag: Do not forget the present while looking in the future. Even if things are projected to go well, do not be indifferent to the current time."

To Cosette

Katherine: Learn from the past, but don't allow it to warp your perspective of the present or future. Focus on the growth, not the failure."

Tyrant: ...You look like an innocent hare, but you can still strike like a serpent or vixen. Many would be weary of the wolf, but the rabbit has claws, too. Just as many do not realize how powerful Past seers really are... a gentle breeze can quickly become a whirlwind."

Hag: You share some interesting features from your parents. You have a snake's venomous fangs... very fascinating! Oh? Advice? Try to interact with others more to gain a better experience and understanding of mortals. You have wisdom, but it may not sound convincing with such a sheltered tone. Vargr can help a little with that, but try some of the other family members."

To Charlotte

Katherine: You fear becoming either of your mothers, but especially Kaitlyn. Do not let fear warp you into becoming a coward that runs or lashes out. Breathe, Charlotte. Try to talk to your mothers... help them understand and mend your bond. Please, just let them know what is wrong.... Your mothers love you. Talk to them..."

Tyrant: Do not fear thy mother or lover. You stood up to Jax, you can stand up to the main Bataille. You need to confront the family about all the issues they are avoiding. Open both your mothers' eyes!"

Hag: You are more powerful than you realize. You fear your own power, don't you? Because you've hurt him? Do not fear your strength. Tame it! Embrace both your nature and psychic abilities. There is much good you can use them for. Keep taking control lessons from those gloves and allow yourself to blossom."

@tweetiepea-rps

[tna33]

How fond of TigerxHare/Tigare/Ryham are you? Would you be willing to read some of my mpreg stories with Hare as the expectant mother-to-be ?

Oh i am veeeery fond of TigerxHare/Tigare/Ryham ! 😍 I still have sketchs about them waiting to be posted. Monster Rancher is one of those 2000s shows that i watched very few episodes about. For the little story, it was broadcasted on a pay TV channel (Fox Kids, i believe) and my father used to hack lots of those channels with a satellite dish so that we could enjoy many animes and TV shows (sweet shameful memories.... ^v^) but the quality wasn't always neat and sometimes the channel didn't work at all and we had to switch to another channel. Which is one of the reasons i didn't have as memories of this anime as i wish i had.

Yet i have strong memories of Tiger and Hare (called Loukas and Harry in the French dub), i remember the episodes where they made their first apparition, the running gag of Tiger wanting to eat Hare and so many TigerxHare scenes (there were no censor in most of the European dubs). And oh ! The very first reason of how i remembered this show existed was THANKS to this pairing. I discovered the anime Beastar during the confinement and it somehow reminded me of an old anime with a predator/prey gimmick between a wolf and a bunny (which lead the this now 3 years old video).

Now for your second question, i unfortunatelly don't feel like reading those kind of stories, as i am not fond of mpreg. I did try to RP with mpreg roleplayers in the past but always felt uneasy doing so. Yet there used to be a time where i could watch mpreg scenes without it bothering me at all (that being said, mpregs were quite rare at the time). It felt weird but not to the point that my young self would say "Naaah that's too much, i don't wanna watch". Well now i can't.

To be quite honest, it's more the fact that this type of subjects became popular for their "sudden" controversiality. It's like most of mpreg contents are created for the heck of making mpreg contents and not because it adds something interresting to the plot. Now i'm not saying it is always the case and i'm not blaming their authors at all. But i just can't read or watch mpreg of characters i know without feeling uneasy, especially when it's about my favs. 😅

Thought it shouldn't stop you from keeping making them. 👍