#for no reason. seemingly

[bookhobbit]

A weird thing is happening to my body where there is visibly slightly more muscle on it. I'm not complaining, but what's with that.

[gatoburr0]

One day I am gonna grow wings.

[bl4ckb1rd13]

pov your idiot husband did drugs again so you have to put on your best reproachful malewife face

[loveletterworm]

RPG MAKER VX ACE FREE ON STEAM RIGHT NOW

YOU CAN GO TO OLD VERSION OF RPG MAKER WORLD RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!! If you want to

[sporeclan]

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I mean... someone was gonna have to tell him SOMETIME, right?

[veritablenonsense]

sctir is such a good story if you're obsessed with worldbuilding Implications because yoojin is also Constantly thinking about that stuff. He's just a (previously) regular guy who has to live in this weird urban portal fantasy world so he cares about stuff like tax brackets and zoning laws and fair contract-writing and alternative uses of everyone's crazy supernatural powers. I can't count the number of times I started thinking "wait, couldn't you-" only to have it answered the next sentence. When his internal monologue mentioned dungeon resets being used for public waste disposal i practically cheered

[certifiedducky]

mister bug getting whatever object he wants is so funny to me i love it😭🫶

“man i wish i had a mirror” ✨🐞mirror🐞✨

“shoot i need a reason to get us to the agreste mansion without giving away that i know nathalie personally” ✨🐞adrien, the fragrance🐞✨

i hate that ladynoire chastised him for how he used the lucky charm he did not deserve that💔

[theannoyingurge]

On the topic of Durge / Ketheric / Durgetash and how it potentially echoes the lore of the Dead Three...

Back in the mortal adventuring days of the Dark Three, it was originally just two power hungry humans with a common enemy who'd gained respect for one another's capacity for ruthless violence and paired up - not so different from Durge and Gortash.

The duo was comprised of Bane of the Ancients (a former battle slave to a primordial evil from Abeir) and Arabhal (a chief assassin and spymaster from ancient Netheril).

Long before Myrkul joined the party, Bane and Bhaal adventured together seeking power for themselves, plotting to slay Bane's former master and take divinity from Jergal (Bhaal's patron deity). Sort of like how Durge and Gortash were allies before Ketheric joined the cabal. I can see Durgetash plotting to ascend together.

See where I'm going with this?

Anyway, Jergal thought they were neat. He encouraged their antics by blessing them with terrible nightmares and leading them to powerful weapons - most notably, leading them to Myrkul (a crowned price and powerful necromancer). It was Myrkul who finally managed to gain the three access to Jergal's domain, and Jergal really wanted to retire.

I suspect Bane and Bhaal remembered how critical Myrkul had been to their initial ascension, and that was why Ketheric Thorm was eventually looped into their new alliance.

Despite Bhaal and Bane's long history together, something funny happened following their ascension. Suddenly Myrkul and Bhaal have way more in common. Their portfolios make them natural allies. In the Avatars novels, Myrkul actually grieves the death of Bhaal, noting that one could hardly exist without the other, and states that 'amongst all the gods, they were perhaps the closest'.

Which means... Bane isn't Bhaal's favorite anymore. In fact, Bhaal can seriously fuck him up. While Myrkul truly appreciates the lord of death and murder for feeding his kingdom, Bane has as much to fear from Bhaal as to gain from him. (technically Bhaal claims he could starve Myrkul's kingdom, but since he really enjoys killing and hates the living world, Myrkul's kingdom is probably like a vacation home he'd prefer not to burn down.)

What we see after a thousand years or so of this is Bane antagonizing Bhaal every chance he gets, and profiting off every one of his failures. Bhaal picks a fight with the Moonshaes and gets exiled from Toril? Bane sees free real estate and conquers the wreckage. Assassins fail to kill the mortal Midnight (Mystra) and retrieve the tablet of fate during the ToT? Sacrifice them all in a massive death ritual to fuel Bane's new avatar! Bhaal is dead and his remaining loyalists team up with Bane's kid to bully Cyric, who usurped them both? Return in a pillar of fire and annex them into the church of Bane! Sucks to suck, your worshippers are mine now. Again.

I can see a BG3 prologue where Gortash and Durge are super best friends right up until Ketheric Thorm joins the party. I won't get into all the reasons why Ketheric's and Durge's personal issues make them ripe for toxic bonding, but suffice to say that Gortash soon gets jealous of the undead immortal stealing his Bhaalspawn's attention and (whether unwittingly or out of spite) leads Durge down the path to ruin (shooting himself in the foot in the process).

Meanwhile, Bhaal (who has been raging at Bane for stealing his stuff for the last century or two) is now raging at Bane and Myrkul for fighting over that stuff until it physically and mentally snaps and becomes a hero.

Now it's ruined and I have to settle for Orin. Fuck you both.

[snakesinsocks2005]

Ok but like what if post canon acme, having finally succeeded at something in two decades, starting gradually making more sensible improvements to their whole thing?

Like, for example, designated tie clips as a mandatory part of their uniform, to indicate an agents level of training. Each level and clip colour gets an agent different levels of acme clearance to types of missions, leniency with given acme property, etc.

Silver would be the very first. You get this one when you first get your suit. Very little clearance to pretty much everything. Must have an older agent accompany them on missions.

Copper (can also be called bronze) is commonly seen as the awkward agent puberty stage- in the process of finishing their training. Mostly put in surveillance and data analysis. Standard level for those staying in logistical positions.

Gold in the acme field agent standard, all necessary clearance for the average agent. Most are happy at this level, and do not continue training.

Black is the most extreme level of formal training acme provides, in which the agent has to, of their own accord, opt in to attempt finishing. These select few especially determined (most likely prideful and stubborn) agents are the most chosen for the missions in which they ordinarily risk their life. Requires special Chief issued recommendation.

Special thanks to @disfordevineaux for helping me with this idea!!

[ruporas]

i killed. i murdered. i'm nothing like these sleepy people here… nevertheless, you can actually be grateful? bastard… i’m saying… thank you. because you spilled blood, you saved all of these people’s lives. i couldn’t have done it without you. (ID in alt)

[cirnogaming]

artemis is one of the best characters ever created i think. she likes to feel like a cobb salad when shes having sex. she serves cunt at all hours of the day. shes bisexual. shes jewish. she's always serving a look. she is constantly on psychedelic drugs. she fucks nasty in the dumpster behind wendy's. shes perfect

[nezz-cringe-crib]

Hi Nezz!☺️ What a cool blog!🤩

I've started reading Death Note recently, and I've been curious to see fanart of it. Honestly, I didn't expect to find #mogilight. But the truth is, I LOVE this ship. Thanks for opening my eyes. For some reason, I think they look sweet together, but I also think they have a lot of potential for spicy scenes.... I don't know, they are so different that the contrast between them (both physically and personalities wise) is really hot. I don't know if what I'm saying makes any sense, but in my mind it makes all the sense in the world. After seeing your art I have a headcanon I can't get out of my head: I think Light would be the type of person to brag about Mogi and try to show everyone how awesome he is. Something like 'look at this guy! He's a total himbo, but he's also smart and very efficient at his job. And you know what? He's all MINE' Maybe OOC behavior on Light's part, but hey, it's fun to think outside the canon, don't you think?

What do you think, do you see my vision? 👀

Anyway, I hope you keep drawing, and have a wonderful day!✨✨

dude. i may only know you from this singular ask, but you have my whole heart.

ooouguh they would have!! the spiciest scenes!!! (i've drawn two pieces of smut for them and have a third one boiling in my head still. oauh size differences -- they have a grip on me.) BUT THE HEADCANON <33 i love that i see the vision so hard <3333 it's got me wondering how that'd go with the rest of the task force,,,,,,,,

[wavesalwayscrash]

Does the king actually love Lain? Or does he just say that as manipulation. I see it as both, he loves him but cares for his own goals more.

The King does love Lain, yeah, and he is also manipulating him, but I don't entirely see it as him "caring for his own goals more". I don't think he would've put this much effort into Lain if he did actually care about his goals more. He let Lain gain a very high rank at a very young age for no other reason than he wants Lain close. Doesn't sound like the action of someone who's more focused on the war front.

Lain makes him feel wanted and loved in a way the rest of the army doesn't due to their personal connection. Other people admire him, but Lain loves him. Which is why he switched from "Tough Top Dog Military Man" routine to "weird parental grey area" talk with Lain once they were alone. It's to make that personal connection clear, and to keep Lain close to him.

[ladydisdain5]

Why is every fictional character named Will 1) queer, and 2) the most loveable character possible

[sweetestflow3rs]

tw for me rambling, also body horror & death

i like to think about what if noel didn’t ‘run away’ and decided to stay and keep going as riley… i think that’s probably one of two of noel’s worst timelines LAUGHSS

like not worse for noel mind you. she thinks she’s thriving ( delusional ). just worse for the pc on how stress & trauma-inducing it is.

the idea of an li / npc who seems so confident and sweet, the exact standards you’d expect a school’s star athlete to be: kind, helpful, warm. though, a bit untouchable because she always seems so busy with track practice and tutoring students, AND working part time as a front desk staffer at the hospital.

the only method of bonding with riley more being the tutoring, only being able to join the program if the pc has high grades. which, bc it’s DOL of course, the very first student to tutor leads to a combat encounter that the pc can choose to tell riley or not. which if they do, riley acts accordingly by calling out the student in front of everyone before throwing them out ( surprising strength for a girl that short )

and then everything after that…. is ENTIRELY dependent on if the pc has high awareness & if they visit the school at night.

which to not irritate people on the length of my rambles, putting it below here:

visiting the school at night, entering the library: the pc runs into the same student that harassed from the tutoring program there, sitting at one of the tables. it makes the pc antsy at first, but then the student speaks, saying they are only here to catch up on studying. since the pc DID get them kicked out for snitching.

a low awareness pc seeing the student not doing anything else. they notice a shadow of a coat over their seat but think nothing else of it and leave.

BUT A HIGH AWARENESS PC… sees something else that makes them freeze in their spot. through the faint shadows and lighting of the moon, they can see… fingers…. opening & closing the mouth. like a sock puppet. the shadow behind the student looking more another person that the PC SWEAR you can see peering at you in the crouched position.

your silence is deafening.

a loud, squelching sound of the hand removing itself from an opening of the student’s head that soon falls to the floor to reveal the crouched figure being riley herself. and of course, she’s not happy, she WAS banking on the pc not noticing. in fact, she’s wondering what the pc is even doing in the school this late at night!!!

the pc having the option to either help riley, or run. and like… turning to you all, the audience, we ALL know how riley is the star athlete, especially the track team. trying to outrun her is impossible, it’s a literal game over ( death ) for the pc.

BUT choosing to help riley get rid of the body and evidence will finally unlock riley as a love interest. her special stat being well, her hysteria. the pc now having the new option of reporting harassers to riley, who will HAPPILY get rid of them for the pc, at the cost of her hysteria rising. but the reward of combat encounters becoming fewer.

you may ask: hysteria regarding what?

well, the corruption of this town SILLY! riley who is becoming more wrapped up in her delusion that everything in this town is corrupt and awful ( she’s right about that ) and the only way to solve it is to get rid of everyone ( slow your horses ) (( and yes, even other fellow orphans. even the ‘good’ people in this town )) and that she and the pc is the only righteous thing in this town. riley at max hysteria taking too many victims to her list. the slightest fault someone makes in front of her could make them a target. ( god forbid someone says a lewd comment about someone’s body in front of her )

though, be careful of having her love too low when hysteria is high. being TOO submissive in combat encounters and taking enjoyment of the abuse the town dishes out can lower it! because then she’ll think the pc is now corrupt and ruined. and she might do something about that!! ( she’s going to kill the pc, she can’t trust them anymore. game over )

and raising her lust seems almost impossible. helping her crimes only raises it by 1-2%. but if the pc ever decided to take charge in the crime, if they have the sadist trait, it grants a 10% boost of lust from riley.

and why not add another level of fun freak by having that riley almost seemingly prefers to only engage in sex with the pc IMMEDIATELY after they just commit a murder? like what’s not hotter than just killing someone you hate in the most brutal fashion imaginable, to then fuck in front of their corpse ( or almost corpse, they might still be bleeding out ), covered in blood??? like thats amor to riley

[artiststarme]

Steve: If you kidnap me one more goddamn time for "good reasons", I'm pressing charges.

Hopper: ...

Steve: ...

Hopper: *kidnaps him again when he finds out his parents haven't been home in months*

Steve: *does not press charges and eats his free cheeseburger in pouty silence*