@arcxnumvitae
I-I’m fairly certain /all/ of my dragons would rather eggs than chestbursters 😨
But Kris...
Is this little cutie not worth it?
Does her little laugh not make up for the pain?
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this tweet is making me choke to death
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Just saw a goth girl on a dating app. Spider tattoo on her neck, purple hair, black nails, fishnets, etc. Her top spotify songs were all taylor swift. This is a prime example of Batesian mimicry, in this essay, I will
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watching ally beardsley transition over the past five years has been really wonderful and affirming but also hilarious. they went from looking like siobhan to looking like brennan. truly the entire anglo-saxon spectrum of gender.
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KABRU!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM THE ELVEN TWINK!!!!!!!!!! KABRU YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE SHIP WARS YOURE STARTING!!!!!!!!!!! KABRU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work
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I hate Justin McElroy for validating my lifelong fear of invisible ocean creatures in my pool with the ‘glass shark’ bit, because now every time I am in ANY body of water I have to act like I’m not afraid of Glass Shark so it can’t smell my very real fear
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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
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the thing about headcanoning a character as using different pronouns than canon is that sometimes all your social circle uses the headcanoned pronouns so it becomes entrenched in you and you start believing it so deeply. and then you venture onto tumblr and you’re like Hey why is everyone misgendering this guy
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feeling displaced
[image id: digital illustration of john egbert from homestuck. he is standing partially behind a floating panel with large yellow and blue clouds and a bright sun with the words "Thanks for Playing" floating in the sky being slightly cut off. john's windsock hood is seen trailing off in the white background behind him and draped partially over the panel next to him. he has no expression as he stares at the camera. end image id.]
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who needs charity when you can just give laser guns to the impressionable youngsters?
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I want to see characters being taken care of in an explicit and worshipful way. Home-cooked meals. Hair brushed and braided by gentle hands. Little gifts just because.
I want to read about characters who are not used to kindness being bombarded by acts of service. This trope works romantically and platonically. Give me found family and acts of service - all the ways a character is wrapped up in wordless, explicit care after years of cruelty and having no idea how to handle. I need it.
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