#for the bb mention

[sadslimecreaturearchive]

day late, dollar short. you, you you, you you you. my sweet boy. my rose colored boy. happy 3 months of being together. this time? i think we finally stuck it and managed it. thank you for the sweet summer love that hasn't lost that warm feeling, all the stupid high school musical jokes, and the absolute joy that was watching you meet the baby. you make me soft. i know i tell you terrible facts and you have to be sick of me at this point, but i'm glad you're not. thanks for 3 months mitchy, here's to many more. @mercyymain

[chloesimaginationthings]

Jumpscare Balloon boy returns in FNAF 2 movie..

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i may have forgotten some because they were too traumatic, but here is my definitive list as i could think of it this morning. oh, how i've suffered! 😢

[silvers-starrway]

I think I forgot to upload these here??? Just a few lil ships bc I like drawing gay people.

Sketch commissions are open!

[humans-are-tasty]

[starscoffeecreamer]

why each Ratchet (that I know of) is a milf

hello. I'm bored so today I'll list why each Ratchet is a milf

G1 Ratchet: He's already technically a mom to the Dinobots, so that's a point. But look at that chest and those hips, the reason why those pouches are swollen and those hips are wide have to be babies. He's already a more parental figure to the Autobots (same with Ironhide, who is also a milf) and he 100% lets the younger ones suck his milky titties, nice and leaky from babies. He's also totally got a lil tummy from baby weight (it's totally there believe me)

TFP Ratchet: need I explain? I will because I love milf-chet. He's always grumpy because his hips still ache from how many babies he's pushed out from forgetting protection in his party ambulance era, and his big pouches are achy from being stuck behind his chestplate. Again he's got the parental figure role too

IDW Ratchet: once again he's cranky from years of baby carrying from his party ambulance days. He's got a lot more baby weight, a lil nice tummy jiggling on his thick thighs. Even if he looks flat, again he's got big fat pouches under his chestplate, nice and tender and saggy from many years of breastfeeding. He's more annoyed because he's the Lost Light's surrogate, plus Drift loves fucking him until he's pregnant the minute he's well enough to frag again.

TFA Ratchet: both a milf and a gilf. That belly is proof, nice and soft and big from baby after baby. He's cranky because of his achy chest and thighs, and just screams milf

BB Movie Ratchet: even if we got very little of him, his hips and chest speak volumes

thank you for coming to my Ted talk about why ratchet is a milf in pretty much every universe

[pigeonmilk-216]

Do you ever think about the fact that House fell in love with “girl Wilson”

And Wilson fell in love with “girl House”

CANONICALLY?

I-

[bonefall]

What would be Nightcloud’s name if she was leader? Since we have Nightstar, and we have Cloudstar,

StarClan would think of a good one for her, if she didn't have one in mind.

I feel like she'd want to call herself Sowstar. Hogs are the largest, strongest, most DANGEROUS animal in the 5 Clans. A boar might be dangerous on his own, but a sow fights with TWICE the strength to protect her little humbugs.

And I think that's the sort of name she would want to wear. She's proud of her strength, and is now finally realizing she can be proud of her commitment too. And even a sow, just for defending its babies, they can be hated and maligned by Clan cats.

She'd feel a connection to sows that would be a great honor to bear in a name.

[befuddled-calico-whump]

anyways, meet Kiv, Vic's clone in one of the sci-fi aus. He's got all the baggage that comes with the position:

- has literally never felt a kind touch

- is full of a need to control but doesn't have the memories that make exerting his own power satisfying so he lives in a constant state of frustration

- physically and functionally in his early thirties but only has two years of actual memories and experience (all negative)

- has no real rights because he's a clone

- kind of an asshole so he has no friends

[greenteadumplings]

I think there r not enough fics about pat finding out that pran's been in love with him for soo long. I mean I wanna read him thinking that Pran is joking and have his grin fall out when he realizes the sincerity in his words. I mean I kinda wanna see it happen in bet era (although if it did happen during bet era I definitely don't think Pat would have been able to continue the bet any longer). I want Pat to wait until the full meaning of it set properly and I want realize the pain Pran went through. I want him to pamper Pran like never before. I mean I know he's already gone man for Pran but I want to see him completely loose it with this information.

[sophsun1]

[tinyshinysylveon]

this boi better not eat his words by the next chapter

[therodpod]

Optimus in Earthspark when the Great War started and Bumblebee and Breakdown ”had” to break up

[f1-stuff]

Azerbaijan GP '23 // Post Quali

"I couldn't get my groove with the car today...lacking the confidence, the rhythm...Very difficult day for me. [About Charles' pole]: He's been on it since FP1, and he's always been very quick around Baku...I think the team will be happy which is the most important thing, and I'll do my homework tonight to try and catch up."

[thatonesubwaypenguin]

Looks like Emmet wants to conduct a double battle at the Blueberry Academy for Day 3!