#for two days

[myfriendstoldmenotto]

Not me having to go to the hospital for what turned out to be a severely sprained ankle that I got dancing along to the Nerdy Prudes Must Die Soundtrack… oopsie

(But srsly I thought I broke my ankle dancing along to Wiggly and his bros)

[boxwinebaddie]

tfw ur exhausted n all ur content has been lackluster & depressin lately so ur only answerin silly goofy good time asks bc you need to laugh & a win in these tryin times

and yes i’m startin w/ ones abt white boy wasted yersey

[dorothygale]

self diagnosed with slept on neck wrong disease. i'm afraid it's fatal

[cephiwyrm]

whichever god gave me the wrong organs and punished me for it deserves to be locked to a rock forever

[1o1percentmilk]

kinda fucked up my wrist needle felting the other day so now i go in the no drawing zone

[mxmoth]

LOS MYSTERIOS on WWE SmackDown | 3-24-23

[radiosummons]

T_T

[itzkrishidiot]

i hate undertale actually

[whatislifebesidesrehearsal]

Production Manager: [looking at duvetyne covered tables] That's looking creepy.

[drops-of-universe]

I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive

[shining-just-4-u]

u ever read a fanfic so good that you want. fanfic of the fanfic

[macroglossus]

so i love peppermint candy and when i was in middle school theyd hold a candy cane sale in december, one quarter per candy cane! extremely excellent deal, except i was twelve and completely broke. so one year i scrounged for floor change for a couple of days before deciding i was desperate and stealing $20 from my mother’s nightstand 😔 it weighed on me for a full decade until a few months ago i decided to finally confess to my mom and she was like. yeah dude you came home with eighty candy canes. do you think i’m stupid

[soaked-doors]

the history book on the shelf is always repeating itself

[ato-dato]

Aziraphale please! He’s been through enough!!!

[emberglowfox]

birds of a feather

[keymintt]

a comic/zine about coyotes