#forget your ex

[feltpoetry]

“today i saw you, i didn’t feel the butterflies and i didn’t want to kiss you. i just saw you and you were like every boy in the world, and i swear it was your fault”

- excerpt from a book i’ll never write #9

[offonaherosjourney]

Sitcom episodes might take YOU 20 minutes to watch, but they take ME 40 minutes because I need to pause them every time there's a second hand embarrassment moment (and then the scene gets to live rent free in my head for the rest of my life)

[ur-local-emo]

The emo twinks always find flamethrowers

[ganondoodle]

even if i didnt love botw as much as i do, totk drives me nuts bc, similarly to pokemon, this series is so SO SO full of potential, they have so many games they can pull from, theres so many themes, characters and worldbuilding thats just left to rot, you dont need to connect anything with a chain to old titles, you dont need to bring back any things that already had their ending, but PLEASE harness at least a fraction of all this!!!! and they just refuse to do it beyond shallow references

totk jsut drives it all home to me, bc this isnt just the next game in the franchise, but a DIRECT SEQUEL no 10 years apart from botw, yet they cant even, they REFUSE to even keep the continuity with its OWN lore it established in botw together, and that, i think, is what truly makes me so insane (derogatory) about totk

it PROVES they do not care, they dont care to build on anything of the lore of old titles beyond references in form of amiibos or whatever, they dont even care to make a sequel to their most successful game in the franchise coherent with its own lore

botw established a captivating detailed world full of potential, while lacking in active storytelling, it had environmental storytelling, characters and ideas that were the perfect ground to build on-

and then they do away with it bc idk .. they want you to build mechs and make videos of it that go viral and thats all they care about or something

shiekah tech? forget that existed character being the character you know? act as if you are seeing them for the first time just like they are lame story? dont think about that just be distracted by the epic presentation of it lore the previous title established? forget that, all that matters is what is here and now beloved character from old games beign brought back? hes a new guy and has no background and no lore and just sits waiting for you at the end to have a flashy fight with references from old titles and their lore? just here for nostalgie bait, dont you remember? you LOVE this series, now give me 70 bucks for a glorified DLC that ruins what you loved about the series and makes you realize that nothign matters and nothing is interesting anymore

you are supposed to take it all at face value, to not think about anything, to see a character say something and just go with it, and forget it the second its over, be distracted by good music and pretty visuals, but dont think about, dont think about anything but what is directly said to you like you have no critical thinking skills, forget there was a game before this one, only the one you play matters, empty your skull and dont let yourself feel anything but what the game tells you to feel

if they dont even care to make the sequel to their most successful game actually build on the previous title, dont even care to keep their continuity of two games supposedly directly happening one after the other in tact- maybe they never cared, and all the meaning we thought we saw them build into their games was all accidental and meaningless

and that is absolutely soul crushing for fans like me to discover

its a game. its not a story, its not a world, its not themes, its not characters, its not lore. its a product made to make you pay money, not to make you think about anything.

[mewkwota]

My last few tries on Helmetless Beast Out Gregar always felt off to me, so I wondered if I should've adjusted Hub's hair. All I really had to do was turn the "mane" into "spikes" to complete the head shape.

I can only draw it nicely a total of 2 times at once.

[mazeyphaedra]

HELIO CHOSE HER, BUT SHE CHOSE CASSANDRA.

Traci Brimall, Vive, Vive // Mitski, Goodbye My Danish Sweetheart // Unknown // Katie Maria, God is made of hunger and I am made of dreams // Ally Beardsley, Fantasy High: Sophomore Year // Caravaggio, Judith Beheading Holofernes // @inkskinned, When I’m sad, I write goodbye letters to the people I care about. Once I’ve said goodbye to everyone, I can go. // Ally Beardsley, Fantasy High: Junior Year // Florence & The Machine, Girls Against God // Hozier & Allison Russell, Wildflower and Barley

[porschesbabydaddy]

It’s beginning to look like Phee got blinded by pussy and lost sight of the mission, lads…

[concise-cyan]

idk if i mentioned this yet but magneto and professor x are never beating the homosexual allegations

[bellcza]

joão félix they are calling you a cuck in the streets of madrid HOW will YOU respond 🫵

[oozeandgoo-art]

friend of mine showed me these shirts ("no matter where i go, trouble always finds me" and "trouble", couples thing) and until i play it i am choosing to believe this is what Alan Wake's American Nightmare is like

[sailorstarr-chan4]

Friendly reminder that Kagome Motherfucking Higurashi canonically KILLED Naraku in episode 30 and the fact that the series kept his sorry ass alive and forever POWERING HIM UP for the next 163 episodes is the worst injustice of the entire series

[sonicattos]

encouraging my followers that archie sonic is good, actually if you have a big enough brain to enjoy it. (ghost voice) ooooo… you willl read archieeeee….. you wiiilll enjoy iiiiitttt… ooooooooo……..

[recitedemise]

I like to think, in any romantic scenario, it was Gale that fell for someone first.

He was the one pining. He was the one who sat there gazing longly at them over the rippling heat of the campfire, fondness in his chest and a quiet want in his belly. He's a tender heart, eager always to illustrate his faith and unyielding loyalty, and it makes him... Well, inclined to stumble head over heels. Of course, he's conflicted after Mystra, still has a hurt that makes him a bit wary to confess to his very quickly-growing affections, but seeing someone's genuine warmth and sincere care for him? That is more than enough to will him to boldly move on. He knows what he feels. He's VERY in tune with his emotions. He wonders on many nights what it'd be like to hold them. To kiss them tenderly. To swallow their breaths. Once. Twice. He watches them laugh as they talk with the other members of the party, and Gale's books on constellations, forgotten in his lap, isn't even half as cosmic as them.

[skylilac]

this book is acruakly soooo disappointing

[getmenaced]

Whycant you fuck the stardew valley wizard

[hauntingblue]

making a collection

making another collection with a threatening aura