#forgive me daddy ive been naughty

[trash-laurry]

Hotpriest!eddie x fleabag!steve

Enjoy <3

[remirixjones]

Forgive me Scrub Daddy for I have sinned. It's been 27 days since I last cleaned my bathroom.

[yourlocalmechanism-dr-carmilla]

"Daddy ive been naughty"

"Fir the last time its father i have sinned-"

- galahad

Alt take:

"Hanged man ive been naughty"

"Isnt it forgive me for i have sinned"

"Nah

[thecrabbybarista]

'forgive me father for i have sinned' 'im sorry daddy ive been naughty' '○//~//○ NO'

i dont remember where thats from but it got psychic beamed into my brain while i was working on my math test and LAUTITY

Tbh to me that's more RuthGrace

[simplespacedust]

BDSM - sex = catholic

reasons:

- punishment for being bad (hell)

- reward for being good (heaven)

- forgive me father for i have sinned = sorry daddy ive been naughty

- silly outfits

- strict heirarchy

- rules on how to live/behave

- physical punishment

conclusion: god is a dom and all his followers are his subs???

[the-whispers-of-death]

many thoughts about the god-mafia!reader....

i imagine reader eventually gets a little fed up with how bad at being a priest criminal stone really is and he gets demoted to altar boy... assisting kali, who i imagine being on top of his game. bestest boy out there looking all cunty in those robes...

.... fuck now im imagining them both in priest-like attire and. oh my. lets just say im ex-catholic for a reason because... they look sorta kinda maybe fine as HELL.... flushed emoji..... dont look at me i live in shame lmao

.... CRIMINAL STONE IN A NUN OUTFIT---who said that ((not me i swear--))

AUGH imagining them getting a "reward" for good behavior and mafia god! reader granting them each 1 wish for literally anything in the universe but they just say "you <3".... im. deceased.

anyways you know that post that was like "sorry daddy ive been naughty" and "forgive me father for i have sinned" have the same meaning but are just worded differently? i think i know who says the former and who says the latter...

~ rusty

I'm curious to know who you think would say the former and who says the latter.

Anyways, I'm Catholic and I am definitely thinking of Criminal!Stone and Criminal!Kali in the most sexy religious outfits. And I just gotta hope God forgives me when I die.

But not you doing Criminal!Stone dirty by trying to demote him to altar boy. Criminal!Stone is too good to let himself fail so bad he gets demoted to altar boy. Okay, I mean, he does drool over you a lot, but still!

[livio-the-doublefang]

Anonymous asked: forgive me daddy ive been naughty

"First: I'm not a priest. That's my brother. I just work for the church. Second..."

Slaps them upside the head.

"That's not how it goes."

[saba-ody]

i fuckign know my rheroric professor is on here somewhere he told us he wrote a paper about the word blorbo and referenced the forgive me father for i have sinned sorry daddy ive been naughty post i KNOW ive seen that shit on here and i just sit there like

[ilovedilfs228007]

Please, never forget that "Forgive me father for i have sinned" and "Sorry daddy ive been naughty" have the same meaning

[xghostorion]

i was talking about how synonyms and phrases can have entirely different connotations, and i said, "for example: 'forgive me father, for i have sinned' and 'im sorry daddy, ive been naughty' have entirely different connotations despite the words being synonyms."

anyways, not only did i scar a couple classmates, but my teacher heard me

[tuaparadis]

I don't have first period today so I'm just chilling next to a church that's close to my school and writing gay fanfiction. That's it. My ticket to heaven has been officially torn. Gonna hang out with the other gays and strippers in hell now.

[antibeaneverybody]

ok... i was summoning anti today.....  5 mins before the vid......... im sorry but i bringed him here................

[faelles]

this god is foreign to her,   a girl born earlier than he;     might as well have been a cockroach under her foot,   the rise of Christianity brought nothing but betrayal,   turmoil and death.     feeding during these decades was simple,   there was always some careless fool with a throat ready to be torn.     however,   Sulpicia lived long enough to see the priests led by their god break her homeland to pieces like stale bread,   dip it into wine and eat it.     in silence,   she wished they’d choke on it. 

even now. 

she stops before him,   a man with prayer at his fingertips.   here she can almost feel holy —— though her eyes,   darkened by hunger so much red is a mere memory,   don’t fit in the otherwise celestial picture.     “  tell me,   father,  ”     she addresses him softly,   keeping her distance;     an illusion of propriety,      “  is there a limit to sins being forgiven?  ”

@wldbirds​,   Carlisle.

[aawwrryy]

Im going to hell.

I like pineapples on pizza

[the-whispers-of-death]

tumblr mustve been weird again cause did not send in the naga ask *after* the one about it being 1am. cuz i went staight to bed after that one. but idk lol

but i can tell you my 1am brain thought criminal!stone's the one who says sorry daddy ive been naughty while kali says forgive me father for i have sinned. something something stone's daddy kink. but now that im awake (<- barely) i think it'd be funnier if its reversed.

~ rusty

It's funny either way.

[curlybitch]

Oops I did it again

I made a dumb meme