#fleabag x the priest

[achillieus]

modern dating is embarrassing i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he’s the local hot priest who will question god because of me)

[siobhans-roy]

It’s not fact. It’s poetry, it’s moral code. It’s for interpretation to help us work out God’s plan for us.

[limitedseries]

What if you meet someone you like?

[dubblebubbleibuprofen]

It’s God, isn’t it?

[notwiredforthisworld]

"i love you/it'll pass" and "i don't know what to do with it/with what?/all the love i have for her, i don't know where to put it now" and "don't make me an optimist, you'll ruin my life" and "love is awful, it's painful, it's frightening, it's all any of us want and it's hell when we get there, so no wonder it's something we don't want to do on our own" and "i want someone to tell me how to live my life, Father, because so far i think i've been getting it wrong" and "women are born with pain built in, we carry it within ourselves throughout our lives" and "i think you know how to love better than any of us, that's why you find it all so painful" and "people make mistakes, that's why they put rubbers at the end of pencils" and "don't make me hate you, loving you is painful enough" and

[haventdecidedyet]

It's not like this with other people.

[comfortablynumb]

I love dinluke because every single fanfic basically follows the plot of either Fleabag season 2 or the Sound of Music. Oh, Din’s a wealthy, powerful, and feared aristocrat/king and Luke is his son’s beautiful and fiery teacher? Boom, the Sound of Music. Luke’s a kind and devout Jedi monk and Din’s a mysterious and morally grey stranger who Luke eventually betrays his religion for by falling in love with him? Boom, Fleabag. Like my brother in Christ, every single fanfic writer just copies + pastes these two scripts into AO3 and changes the names.

[existential-labrador]

So what brings you to therapy?

[isombaird]

very quick (and spoiler free) fleabag!capvers drawing bc i am heartbroken x

[yearningsaphic]

Which one are you? “You were a wonderful experience” “You were everything” or “I love you” “It’ll pass”

[outtagum]

ANDREW SCOTT and PHOEBE WALLER-BRIDGE reunite at the 2023 GQ Men of the Year Awards (November 15)

[incoherentgoodomenssobbing]

The last thing the Priest says to Fleabag being “I love you too” is actually something that can be so personal

[mangio-formaggio]

Did you ever just like...

Lenny saw Midge's speech that night and not only empathize with deep topics she talked about, but also fully understood how much he hurt her with rejection of help and empathy. How much she hates that it always either a woman or a comic, either sincere care or acknowledgment by the world. How he of all people, should understand her desire to be more than a gimmick. More than one thing.

And then in Blue Room, he finally have guts to act on his feelings, because she more important than his pride, his desperate clutching to fullness of life, his cool careless rascal persona. More important than all unspoken rules they had before to keep the safe distance. She is more important than God aka anything that usually helps you and grounds you. Cause at this moment their connection is what grounds him, calms his demons and makes him feel like a man, not a gimmick.

And then we have Fleabag and The Priest.

Yeah. For The Priest it's God. Cause sleeping with her not make him calm or grounded or humbled. It strips him down to all messy things inside, all little intrusive thoughts, all the worst instincts. All ugly and raw and full of hunger for life.

But it's not what he wants for himself, it's not what's best for him and what can make him happy in a long run. God is more important than a woman.

Lenny looked at Midge and saw the world full of wonders in a single moment in time. The Priest looked at Fleabag and saw that everything will pass.

[dubblebubbleibuprofen]

Sooooo I’m watching dr who…

[champgnesny]

crowley being the “i love you” this, aziraphale being the “it’ll pass” that but what about aziraphale being “oh, i don’t know what this feeling is” and crowley being the “is it me or is it god?” to end up turning into “it’s god, isn’t it?”

[jax-winchester]

Hawkeye would have fucked Father Mulcahy and you cant prove me otherwise