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Burmese Cretaceous Amber with Multiple Insect Inclusions | Flies & Gnats | UV Fluorescent Fossil | Myanmar | Genuine with COA

This is a remarkable and 100% genuine specimen of Cretaceous Burmese amber, containing multiple insect inclusions, including gnats, flies, and potentially other arthropods, preserved in exquisite detail. This transparent amber piece originates from Myanmar (Burma) and dates back to the Cretaceous period, approximately 99 million years ago.

Under UV light, this piece displays stunning fluorescence, highlighting the beauty of both the fossilized resin and the organic inclusions within. Each insect is visible through the amber matrix, offering a rare glimpse into the diverse ecosystems that coexisted with the dinosaurs.

Fossil Type: Amber with insect inclusions (fossil resin)

Geological Period: Cretaceous (~99 million years ago)

Formation/Locality: Hukawng Valley, Kachin State, Myanmar (Burma)

Inclusions: Multiple insects (Diptera – flies, gnats), potential other microarthropods

UV Feature: Fluorescent under UV light

Scale Reference: Cube = 1cm (see photo for full sizing)

Specimen: Exact piece shown in the photograph is the one you will receive

Authenticity: All of our fossils are 100% genuine specimens and come with a Certificate of Authenticity

Scientific and Historical Significance

Burmese amber from the Cretaceous period is renowned for its exceptional preservation of soft-bodied organisms, particularly insects. These inclusions offer paleontologists extraordinary insight into mid-Cretaceous life. Flies and gnats found in these ambers often belong to extinct families or genera, many described only in recent decades. Each inclusion is a window into Earth's past ecosystems at a time when flowering plants were diversifying and dinosaurs roamed the Earth.

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Arthropoda

Class: Insecta

Order: Diptera (flies, gnats)

Preservation Medium: Fossil tree resin (amber)

Age: Approx. 99 million years (Late Albian to early Cenomanian)

Why This Fossil Is Special

This specimen is not only geologically ancient but also scientifically valuable due to its multiple insect inclusions. Insects trapped in amber offer three-dimensional preservation, making them some of the most informative fossils available. The UV fluorescence further enhances its appeal for collectors and researchers.

Why Buy From Us?

You receive the exact specimen shown in the listing photos

100% genuine Cretaceous Burmese amber with Certificate of Authenticity

Ethically sourced and carefully selected for scientific and aesthetic quality

Ideal for collectors, educational use, and natural history enthusiasts

Own a rare and visually striking piece of the Cretaceous with this fluorescent Burmese amber specimen, featuring multiple gnats and flies, frozen in time for over 99 million years.

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The latest dinosaur being mounted at the Natural History Museum in Los Angeles is not only a member of a new species—it's also the only one found on the planet whose bones are green, according to museum officials. Named "Gnatalie" (pronounced Natalie) for the gnats that swarmed during the excavation, the long-necked, long-tailed herbivorous dinosaur's fossils got its unique coloration, a dark mottled olive green, from the mineral celadonite during the fossilization process.

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NO WAY

The latest dinosaur being mounted at the Natural History Museum in Los Angeles is not only a member of a new species—it's also the only one found on the planet whose bones are green, according to museum officials. Named "Gnatalie" (pronounced Natalie) for the gnats that swarmed during the excavation, the long-necked, long-tailed herbivorous dinosaur's fossils got its unique coloration, a dark mottled olive green, from the mineral celadonite during the fossilization process.

[zandeliongames]

Gnat spends his first day back studying fossils and getting a head start extracting and verifying artifacts. He really loves his job.

[dangerzonegrunt]

Toying with the idea of drawing Clarina with a Swoobat because I like Swoobat but the only way I could conceive of her even getting a Swoobat is if Woobat itself reminds her of a larva or gnat or something (which to be fair it probably would).

I vaguely remember her having a Horsea for a similar reason. Man, the more I think about it, she's a lot like her dad in that regard (I.E. What do you MEAN Fossils aren't Steel-types? vs If I can HUG it, it's a BUG)

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Protecting Snake Plants from Pests Before Vacation: Preventative Measures

Going on vacation is a wonderful way to relax and recharge, but leaving your beloved houseplants unattended can be a source of worry. While snake plants are known for their hardiness and low-maintenance nature, they can still fall victim to pests, especially when their usual care routine is disrupted.

Taking preventative measures to protect your snake plant from pests before you leave for vacation is crucial for ensuring its health and vitality upon your return. Here's a comprehensive guide to help you safeguard your snake plant and enjoy a worry-free trip:

1. Pre-Vacation Inspection: A Thorough Checkup

Before you pack your bags, give your snake plant a thorough inspection to identify any existing pest problems or vulnerabilities.

Leaf Examination: Carefully examine both the upper and lower surfaces of the leaves for any signs of pests, such as tiny insects, webbing, discoloration, or unusual spots.  

Soil Inspection: Check the soil surface and the drainage holes for any signs of pests or their eggs. Look for small, crawling insects, whiteflies, or fungal gnats.

Quarantine New Plants: If you've recently acquired new plants, keep them quarantined from your snake plant for at least two weeks before your departure to prevent the introduction of new pests.

2. Boosting Your Plant's Defenses: Optimal Health is Key

A healthy snake plant is better equipped to resist pests. Before your vacation, ensure your plant is in top condition:

Proper Watering: Avoid overwatering, which can weaken the plant and make it more susceptible to pests. Allow the soil to dry out completely between waterings.  

Appropriate Light: Ensure your snake plant is receiving the right amount of light. While they tolerate low light, some indirect sunlight will keep them healthy and strong.  

Nutrient Check: If needed, fertilize your snake plant with a balanced, diluted fertilizer a few weeks before your trip to provide essential nutrients.

3. Pest-Proofing Your Environment

Creating a pest-free environment around your snake plant can significantly reduce the risk of infestation while you're away.

Cleanliness is Key: Remove any fallen leaves or debris around the plant, as these can harbor pests. Wipe down the leaves with a damp cloth to remove dust and potential pests.  

Isolate from Infested Plants: If you have other plants with pest problems, isolate your snake plant to prevent the spread of infestation.

Introduce Beneficial Insects (Optional): Consider introducing beneficial insects, such as ladybugs or lacewings, to your plant's environment. These natural predators can help control pest populations.

4. Natural Pest Deterrents: Safe and Effective Options

Utilizing natural pest deterrents can provide an extra layer of protection for your snake plant.

Neem Oil: Neem oil is a natural pesticide that is effective against a wide range of pests. Dilute it according to the instructions and apply it to the leaves and soil surface a few days before your departure.  

Diatomaceous Earth: This natural powder consists of fossilized diatoms, which are microscopic algae. It works by dehydrating and damaging the exoskeletons of insects. Sprinkle a thin layer of diatomaceous earth on the soil surface.

Essential Oils: Certain essential oils, such as peppermint, eucalyptus, and tea tree oil, have insect-repelling properties. Dilute a few drops of essential oil in water and spray it around the plant.  

5. Post-Vacation Checkup: Early Detection is Crucial

Upon returning from your vacation, inspect your snake plant carefully for any signs of pests. Early detection and prompt treatment are essential for preventing a full-blown infestation.

Isolate and Treat: If you find any pests, isolate the plant immediately and treat it with appropriate methods, such as insecticidal soap or neem oil.

Monitor Regularly: Continue to monitor your snake plant regularly for any recurring pest problems.

By following these preventative measures, you can significantly reduce the risk of pests attacking your snake plant while you're away on vacation. This will allow you to enjoy your trip with peace of mind, knowing that your plant is well-protected and will be healthy and thriving upon your return.Sources and related content

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Bat Facts!!!!

(This is my own research from multiple sources, not my pictures and I just really love Bats okay?!)

Flying fox

-also known as fruit bats (megabats)

-found in Australia, Southeast Asia, South Asia, East Africa, and some Indian and Pacific Ocean islands

-largest mammal capable of flying

-wingspan that can reach 5ft!

-vegetarian

-can fly 9–40 miles each night in search of food

Fun fact!

Flying foxes use sight and smell to find food, unlike insectivorous bats that use echolocation

Microbats

-also known as Microchiropteran bats

-small, ranging from 4–10 cm long and weighing 3–40 grams ( the smallest can fit in the palm of your hand and weigh less than a dime!)

-can fly up to 100mph

-diet includes insects, fruit and animal blood

-Some microbat species have adapted to living in building cavities, such as roofs, walls, and sheds

Fun fact!

Microbats can eat as much as 40% of their own body weight in a single night!

Horseshoe bats

-found mostly in tropical or subtropical areas, including Africa, Asia, and Europe

- favors beetles, moths and crane-flies, but mostly gnats.

-considered small or medium-sized microbats (weighing 4–28 grams)

-have highly sophisticated echolocation

Fun fact!

Some species or their guano are used in traditional medicine in Nepal, India, Vietnam, and Senegal!

Mouse-tailed bat

-found in North Africa, Thailand, and Sumatra

-small, only 5 to 6 cm

-tail-length of 40 to 80 mm and a body weight of 6 to 14 grams

-live in colonies of thousands, where they gather in small, scattered groups

- have poor flight endurance

Fun fact!

They have slit-like nostrils that can be closed to keep out sand and dust!

More fun facts and pictures!!!

-Bats are important pollinators for plants like agave, cacao, figs, mangoes and bananas. 

-Some bats hibernate in caves during the winter and can survive freezing temperatures, even if they are encased in ice!

-The oldest known bat fossil is 50 million years old!

-Small insect-eating bats can have as many as 38 teeth. Vampire bats have only 20!

-Weakness: super-smooth vertical surfaces

-Male Dyak’s fruit bats are able to feed their young milk from their own mammary glands

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Fungus gnat entombed in a 40-million-year-old piece of amber is a rare gem – University of Copenhagen

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A Danish amber collector’s find upon a wild North Sea shore in the 1960’s has proved to be of great and surprising significance. After having thoroughly examining the roughly 40-million-year-old piece of amber, University of Copenhagen researchers have discovered it to contain the first fossil of a predatory fungus gnat belonging to a rare genus. The research contributes new knowledge about the distribution of the gnat species and about biodiversity across space and time. 

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  Ce premier fossile d'une espèce rare et jamais étudiée de moucheron, Robsonomyia henningseni, a été découvert dans un morceau d'ambre de la Baltique le long de la côte danoise de la mer du Nord dans les années 1960.

  Pendant des décennies, le fossile a été rangé dans la collection d'ambre du musée, qui compte 70 000 pièces. Récemment, il a été sorti des tiroirs et soumis à un examen approfondi par une équipe d'entomologistes polonais. Les spécialistes des insectes ont pu identifier le moucheron comme une espèce éteinte d'un genre rare de moucherons prédateurs.

  Aujourd'hui, les espèces vivantes de ce genre ne se trouvent qu'à Hokkaido, au Japon, et en Californie.

« C'est la première fois que l'on trouve un fossile de moucheron de ce genre, dont on pensait qu'il ne vivait qu'au Japon et en Amérique du Nord. Cette découverte démontre que ce type de moucheron était également répandu en Europe lors des climats passés et nous apporte de nouvelles connaissances sur la répartition du moucheron sur Terre », explique Alicja Pełczyńska, doctorante à l'université de Łódź et de Copenhague et première autrice de l'étude, qui a réalisé la description du moucheron.

  La chercheuse pense que l'ancien moucheron est une sorte de « chaînon manquant » qui relie ses deux rares parents encore vivants au Japon et aux États-Unis. La distance terrestre qui sépare les espèces vivantes a intrigué les scientifiques, mais le nouveau fossile démontre que le chemin de l'espèce a pu traverser le continent européen.

  « Jusqu'à présent, la répartition de ce genre de moucheron était étrange, avec des milliers de kilomètres entre les espèces. Il est donc logique de l'avoir trouvé en Europe, qui se trouve à peu près à mi-chemin entre le Japon et l'Amérique du Nord », explique Alicja Pełczyńska.

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  Eocene amber provides the first fossil record and bridges distributional gap in the rare genus Robsonomyia (Diptera: Keroplatidae) | Scientific Reports, 22.04.2024 https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-024-59448-y#auth-Alicja-Pe_czy_ska-Aff1

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The Sciaridae are a family of flies, commonly known as dark-winged fungus gnats. Детритницы, сциариды, листовые комарики, или почвенные комарики. Commonly found in moist environments, they are known to be a pest of mushroom farms and are commonly found in household plant pots. This is one of the least studied of the large Diptera families, probably due to the small size of these insects and the similarity among species.

Class:Insecta

Order:Diptera

Superfamily:Sciaroidea

Family:Sciaridae

The Sciaridae occur worldwide, even in extreme habitats such as subantarctic islands and mountainous regions above 4,000 m. Others (such as Parapnyxia) are found in deserts, where they dig into the sand at extreme temperatures. Several species live exclusively in caves. However, most species live in forests, swamps, and moist meadows, where they live in the foliage.

Sciarids are fairly common in amber deposits, with the earliest known fossils dating from the Cretaceous period.

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How to get rid of bugs on indoor plants

Introduction: Maintaining how to get rid of bugs on indoor plants offers numerous benefits, from purifying air to enhancing aesthetics. However, dealing with pesky bugs can turn your green oasis into a battleground. Fear not! With strategic techniques, you can reclaim your indoor garden and foster flourishing foliage.

Identifying the Culprits: Before devising a plan of attack, pinpoint the specific pests plaguing your plants. Common indoor intruders include aphids, spider mites, mealybugs, fungus gnats, and whiteflies. Each pest requires a tailored approach for effective eradication.

Strategies for Success: Harnessing natural solutions is both eco-friendly and effective in controlling indoor plant pests. Here are proven methods to combat bug infestations:

Neem Oil: Extracted from the neem tree, neem oil serves as a potent insecticide and disrupts pests' life cycles. Dilute neem oil in water and apply it to affected plants, focusing on the undersides of leaves where insects often lurk.

Insecticidal Soap: Gentle yet deadly to bugs, insecticidal soap suffocates pests on contact. Mix a solution following product instructions and spray it on how to get rid of bugs on indoor plants, ensuring thorough coverage. Repeat applications every few days until the infestation subsides.

Diatomaceous Earth: A natural powder composed of fossilized algae, diatomaceous earth acts as a mechanical insecticide against crawling pests. Sprinkle a thin layer around plant bases to create a barrier that pests cannot breach.

Homemade Remedies: Create your bug-banishing spray using household ingredients like garlic, onion, hot peppers, and dish soap. Blend the concoction, strain it, and apply to plants to repel unwanted visitors.

Preventive Measures: Preventing future infestations is crucial for long-term plant health. Employ these preventive strategies:

Regular Monitoring: Routinely inspect plants for signs of pest activity, such as wilting leaves, sticky residue, or tiny insects congregating on foliage.

Quarantine New Additions: Before integrating new plants into your indoor garden, quarantine them for a few weeks to prevent potential infestations from spreading.

Optimal Conditions: Maintain ideal growing conditions by providing adequate sunlight, water, and humidity levels. Healthy plants are less susceptible to pest attacks.

Pruning Protocol: Promptly prune heavily infested leaves or stems to contain the infestation and safeguard the rest of the plant.

Conclusion: With a proactive approach and natural remedies, you can banish bugs from your how to get rid of bugs on indoor plants and cultivate a thriving botanical haven. By embracing preventive measures and implementing targeted strategies, you'll enjoy bug-free bliss in your indoor garden, fostering a harmonious environment for both plants and humans alike.

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Burmese Cretaceous Amber with Gnat Fly Beetle Insect & Inclusions, UV Fluorescent, Genuine Specimen w/ COA

Presenting a fascinating specimen of Burmese Cretaceous Amber containing ancient insects and inclusions, dating back over 99 million years to the mid-Cretaceous period. This amber is sourced from Myanmar (Burma), one of the oldest and most renowned amber deposits in the world. Known for its clarity, preservation quality, and vibrant UV fluorescence, Burmese amber offers an unparalleled glimpse into prehistoric ecosystems.

Amber is fossilized tree resin that preserved organic material with incredible detail, making it invaluable to paleontologists and collectors. In this piece, a variety of insects and inclusions are encapsulated, providing insight into the flora and fauna of ancient Cretaceous forests. When exposed to UV light, this amber emits a unique fluorescence, adding an extra layer of beauty and scientific interest to the specimen.

This amber fossil is meticulously selected for its quality and includes a photo of the actual specimen you will receive. A 1cm scale cube in the image allows for precise sizing.

Key Features:

Type: Burmese Cretaceous Amber with natural UV fluorescence

Inclusions: Various ancient insects and organic material

Age: Approx. 99 million years old, from the mid-Cretaceous period

Origin: Myanmar (Burma)

Condition: Exceptional preservation with clear, well-defined inclusions

Authenticity: Comes with a Certificate of Authenticity, guaranteeing it as a 100% genuine amber specimen

This Burmese amber with insects and inclusions is ideal for collectors, paleontology enthusiasts, or anyone with an appreciation for ancient natural history. A unique and rare piece, it provides an exceptional glimpse into Earth’s distant past. Don’t miss this opportunity to own a beautifully preserved fossil that illuminates the prehistoric world.

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Annwyl Siôn Corn, ga i gemwaith ambr hyfryd y ‘Dolig hwn? Ond heb y gwybed os yn bosib!

Dear Santa, please can I have some beautiful amber jewelry for Christmas? Fungus gnats optional!

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Fossil Friday: Insects Part 3

Fossil Friday: Insects Part 3

So many insects have the word “fly” attached to their names that I thought I should pause a moment to recognize the insects known as “true flies” before moving on to other insects.

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Survey #543

WOW look who it is. Long story short my mom got a new charger for her old fossil of a laptop, and I am very proud of it for working semi-decently?? So here’s a survey after two whole honkin’ months!

Do you think you look good with red hair? Dude I loved having red hair. What is your favorite middle name for a girl? I mean that depends on the first name and to some extent the last. What color was the last scarf you wore? I don't wear them unless I go out in the very rare snow and Mom makes me, lmao. That hasn't happened in so many years that I don't remember the scarf. When was the last time you took a selfie? Wow, it's been a very long time. Months. Do you enjoy getting caught in the rain? I really don't, I don't enjoy feeling wet unless I'm like, swimming. How many of your grandparents are still alive? None. Who is your favorite music artist at the moment? My favorite artist of all time is Ozzy of course, but I'm going through a MASSIVE Rammstein phase right now; they've been a "favorite" for years, but I've been exploring more of their discography and learning about them personally and they are My Dads... except the bassist. I have a new husband. Are you allergic to any foods, and if so, what? No. I do have a violent heartburn response to bananas if I haven't taken my prescription antacid, though. Which insect annoys you the most? Gnats. How many proms have you been to? I went to two: my then-boyfriend's senior as well as my senior. Do you prefer hard rock music or soft rock? Hard, but I enjoy both. Did you ever own a Furby? I did for whatever fuckin reason. Were you a bigger fan of Backstreet Boys or *N Sync? Backstreet Boys, def. I liked both, though. Have you ever had sex on the beach? God no, that sounds horrible, even if it was a private beach. I do noooot like sand. Where does your best friend live? My best friend is my boyfriend, and he lives like 30 minutes from me. Where did you last hang out? I haven't "hung out" anywhere in over a week, when I visited Girt's house for the first time. I wanna go backkkk. Why did you get a MySpace? Probably because my friends were, idr. Would you ever get back together with any of your ex’s if they asked you? Nope, bye. Do you remember the first time you ever went into the ocean? I don't. Have you ever stolen from your parents? No, because I'm not my uncle. (: If you owned a dalmation, what would you name him/her? I do know if it was a female, it would be Perdita from the movie. Idk about male tho. What country music star should be honored in the Hall of Fame? I don't like or listen to country music, idk. Would you eat cat food for $500? Shit, maybe. I'd try because that's a decent amount of money that you can't just scoff at. Have you ever had an ultrasound? Yes, on my liver when I was a teenager. I can't remember why I had to get it, but I know everything was fine. Where do you want to be at a year from now? It'd be nice if I've lost weight and regained some leg strength, as well as be stable on working medications. Less importantly but what would be nice would be if Girt and I are talking about moving in together or already are. Do you like pickles? I fucking LOVE pickles and have been craving them lately. Where do you work? I don't. Unless I build my own business of some sort, I just like... don't see me ever being able to handle a proper job for so many reasons. Idk what I'm doing in the "earn money to live" department, y'all. Have you ever thought you could do a better job at being president? God no. You’re in line at Taco Bell, what’s your order? I pretty much always get the cheese quesadilla and fiesta potatoes. Sometimes I'll swap the latter out for those little cinnamon bite things. Is your handwriting large, tiny, or pretty normal? I think it's a normal size, if not a bit smaller. Are you currently listening to a song? Remember that a Rammstein thing I mentioned lmao well I'm listening to "Sex" right now and just real talk it's going on a certain playlist lmfao LOOK it's a fun song What are you doing tomorrow? I don't really know. I would like to see my boyfriend because he has been SWAMPED with work and other responsibilities and it's been awhile, but I think he has work tomorrow? Maybe? God I can never keep track of his schedule. Can others make you cry easily? It is more than "easy." You barely have to do anything at all lmao. Whose house did you last go to? My older sister's. I helped Mom watch the kids. How has the past week been? It's literally been one of the most hectic but also hopefully emotionally developmental weeks of my life. I enacted a split from my best friend, which was majorly goddamn hard, but for my own good, and I feel I've been learning things about myself and taking steps towards bettering me and my life. When did you first get your period? I don't remember other than it was a normal age. Have you ever eaten a Big Mac? No, I've actually never wanted to. I don't like lettuce on my burgers. Are you engaged right now? No. Name the last video game you’ve played. Girt and I recently beat the remake of Shadow of the Colossus! I was so proud of him, he beat the final colossus with no hints. :') Do you believe in sex before marriage? For most relationships, I personally think it's smarter to... y'know, find out if you're sexually compatible with someone if that's important to you before deciding to tie the knot. But do what you're comfortable with. Have you ever smoked marijuana? No. If it was legal though, I'd honestly consider it for when my anxiety flares up. I don't want to smoke anything, cigs or weed, but if it was only an occasional thing to calm the fuck down, I'd do weed. Who are you currently living with? My mom and pets. Do you feel like you need to lose weight? This isn't an "I feel like I should" thing, I literally need to. I'm not your go-to visual of an example of this, but I am by definition obese and completely, totally serious, I wish it on fuckin NOBODY. It. Sucks. Actual. Ass. Are you close with your cousins? No. Are you good at rapping? I've never tried, but there is zero way. I stutter too much. How often do you go to church? By this point in my life, I would rather get decked in the goddamn face than sit through an actual sermon. Do you feel like you’re judged for your looks? Oh, absolutely. Do taking tests make you nervous? Not really, at least not usually. Can you say the alphabet in more than one language? In German, yes. Fun fact, "y" doesn't exist in native German words, and in an instance where the letter is referenced, it is pronounced like "oopsilon" over yonder. What do you want out of life? I just want to be happy and feel like I made a positive difference. Oh, and have fun. Where’s the last fast food place you’ve eaten at? McDonald's. Do you like Wendy’s frosties? They're nothing special, but yeah I like 'em. They always take too long to be drinkable through a straw, though, with how thick they are. How long of a drive are you from California? Dude California is the LITERAL polar opposite of the country lmao, it would take days to drive there. Do you ever get carsick? No. How long can you go without sleeping? Once or possibly twice, I've gone around three days with zero sleep, and I wasn't even tired when I finally said "okay I need sleep" for my health. This occasion along with a few others actually make me wonder if I have bipolar 1 instead of 2, because that right there sounds like mania. Do you groom your eyebrows? Not really anymore. What was the last thing you took a picture of? Omg, when I was watching the kids with Mom, Ryder was being REALLY cute with Emerson, hugging and lifting her, and he let me take a picture of them. Emerson even smiled at the camera with her big brother. :') Does the weather affect your mood? If so, in what ways? It does, actually; dark and dreary days tend to lend to my depression. Hot weather also just makes me generally miserable if I don't have AC. What is your favorite thing to go shopping for? I live to window shop for ball pythons on Morph Market. *sobs* Are you part of the LGBTQIA+ community? As a pansexual, yes. Are you scared of growing older? Yes, with how immensely weak my body *already* is. Would you ever consider adopting or fostering children? No. People are fan-fucking-tastic for doing it, like so much respect to 'em, but it's not for me. Would you consider yourself to be petty? Not at all, genuinely. Can you roll your tongue? Not well at all, no. Sometimes when I've been alone lately tho I've kinda been practicing in order to speak German more appropriately lmao. I downloaded a German-learning app yesterday actually and have started it, because I regret not having become fully fluent in the language faaaaar too frequently. Even if I never reach my goal of visiting Germany, it'll be a personal victory for me, an accomplishment to remember. You are more likely to stop wearing something because? It gets too tight. Do you speak a second language? bitch i'm GONNA How many books do you have out in the public areas of your house? I don't think any, actually. Do you like fried chicken? I HATE fried chicken. What was the very first social media site you signed up for? MySpace. Can you see yourself marrying your current partner? (if you have a partner) That's the goal. Are you the type of person who knows exactly what they want in life? Eek, no. What was the last thing you felt nostalgic about? I guess old friendships. That happens a lot. What’s something you’ve done that sounds too crazy to be true? I've lost count of how many times I've been admitted to psych hospitals, but I know it's a number that would make people think i'm actually clinically fucking insane. Are there any flowers planted outside your house? No, just some small bushes. What’s the weirdest decoration you’ve seen in someone else’s home? *shrug* Did you have your own bathroom when you were growing up? No. Does anyone in your family smoke? My dad does. How far are you into the book you’re currently reading? I'm rather early in. Have you ever had a pet escape and run away? No indoor animals, but growing up, we had a cat infestation outside, and they would sometimes just vanish. Usually the males, but that is completely normal for mature, unfixed toms. Please fix your pets and keep them inside. Do any of your exes know each other? I'll go with everyone who has had the "boyfriend/girlfriend" title. Jason and Juan knew each other and did not get along. Jason and Girt also met at least once when we all hung out at my place, and Sara has met Girt once, again when we hung at my place. What’s an opinion you find impossible to take seriously? I still haven't decided to this day if the "birds are fake" conspiracy is an actual belief some people have or just a joke. God, I hope it's a joke. What was the very first election you voted in? This previous one. Do you know how to make omelettes? No. Do you feel positive and optimistic about your future? Man idk. Who’d you last see in a tux? Probably the groom or groomsmen at the wedding I shot years ago, idk. Have you ever sexted? No, it's not for me. Out of everyone you know, who was the most heart? My mama. Who’s the bravest person you know? ^ Do you ever make up retarded words with your friends? How about we don't abuse the word "retarded." But I know what you mean and in which case, no. It's really, really weird, it's actually some strange pet peeve of mine when people completely make up random words and actually apply them as if they truly mean something, unless they're defining things set in a fantasy universe that actually need identification. I don't know if that made any sense whatsoever, but it makes me cringe idk. Have you ever dated someone who was real sportsy? No. What profession do you admire the most? Probably those that risk their lives for others, like firemen. And surgeons. Have you ever made a fake profile, for any reason? Nope. Have you ever had a teacher that also taught your parents? Yes, actually, in college. Do you have anything planned for the summer? Mom, Nicole, and I might visit one of Mom's brother's family in New York for like a week, but there are some concerns about me being able to physically handle what we have planned. Like this isn't just in my head, my mother, sister, and uncle have talked about it and it's been decided I'm probably going to have to stay with a nearby aunt while they're out on the river on a boat. Do you walk fast or slow? Slow. Once upon a time I was a fast walker. What would you do if you found a small, lost child? Stay with them and first try to find their parents, and if that's not successful, call the cops. Whose arms do you feel the safest in? My boyfriend's. What was the last meal you ate? Mom made some sausage and eggs this morning, but I couldn't eat much. I just don't have an appetite, but I needed food. Have you memorized your social security number? It's funny, I know it sometimes. I know the last six digits, but for some reason usually not the first part. It comes to me sometimes, though. What’s the last food you ate that was stale?Ugh, a bagel. It was SO dry that I couldn't even finish it. Would you ever consider moving back to your hometown? Well, it depends where. It's not a "good" city, but I mean I don't know every little nook and cranny of it. It's a very small town though, so. Describe your laugh: I sound like a fucking hyena. How did you meet the last person you kissed? We were both in the band of our high school. Have you ever snuck someone into your house before? No. Is there something your significant other does that bothers you completely? No. When was the last time you changed your bed sheets? Very recently, after I recovered from my cold. Mom taught us to always do that after being sick. Do you think Manwich is amazing or completely gross? I think it's really good, I just hate how messy it can be. When was the last time someone kissed you on the cheek? Wow I'm not sure. Girt normally goes for the forehead instead of cheek with that kind of kiss, but I mean maybe it was still him? What are two instruments you’d like to learn to play? Violin and either electric guitar or piano. Would you rather eat grape or strawberry jelly or jam? Grape. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare before? No. Would you ever think about getting your nose pierced? I'm getting it re-pierced at some point. Has anyone of the opposite sex ever hit you before? No, let's keep it that way. What’s your favorite gaming system? PS2 had the best games. When was the last time you thought someone was completely pathetic? Hm... I can't say I'm sure. If you have your ears pierced, when did you get them pierced? The lobes, I don't remember. My tragus was pierced as a teen, but the hole closed when I had to take the ring out at the psych hospital; I honestly can't recall how l ong ago I got it redone. it's been a while. Have you ever had a significant other who hit you? No, good luck seeing me tolerate that. Has anyone ever called you stubborn? Oh god yes. What is the meanest thing someone called you? A martyr, and not in the "I'd die for my beliefs" way. I've never forgotten it, probably never will. It came from Jason's friend who barely fucking knew me. Have you ever been paid to build something for someone? No. Are you a decent singer? No, I can't hold a note. Would you rather wear hoodies or jackets? Hoodies, for sure. When was the last time you were asked on a date? I have zero fuckin clue lmao. I don't think Girt and I have been on a "real" date yet, surprisingly. It doesn't really bother me though, chilling at each other's houses is more comfortable and I always feel absolutely horrendous if he pays for ANYTHING for me. Who is the one person you trust the most? My mom or Girt, I don't know who to pick. I'm full aware Mom has lied to me in the past, meanwhile Girt has always been immensely truthful. I dunno, one of 'em. Who is your favorite comedian? I don't think I have one, really. Do you own any exercise machines? No, but Mom seems very intent on getting a nice treadmill once the inheritance is finally fucking sorted. She and I both know my legs are going, and it feels like that's my last hope. Where was the last place you went? A clinic that offers walk-in service because I have a sinus infection from the greatest depths of Hell. Was prescribed some stuff to start taking tonight.

[sharyrazade]

Maybe it’s because I was spoiled by Ashnard (BL/AM spoilers)

Having pre-battle convos with everyone and their grandmother, but as hype as the battle with a certain Lovecraftian Juliette Caesar in Three Houses was, I was a little...disappointed by the lack of pre-battle exchanges with her. I mean, it’s completely justifiable plot-wise to only have Byleth and Dimitri having them, but I was still mildly disappointed by the missed opportunity, so I took the opportunity to correct it myself! This was originally only supposed to be with the other Black Eagles, but you know how things get with me; they snowball.

Okay, I can’t (and won’t) take credit for ALL of these. Just most of them.

HE: So I see you have betrayed the Empire after all, Ferdinand. It seems you truly are so petty to commit treason over an old rivalry. Or perhaps you simply want the throne for yourself...

Ferdinand: I am anything but, Edelgard. This mad dream of yours- it ends today.

HE: You always were an arrogant bastard. Do you truly believe you can match my power?

Ferdinand: I cannot and I accept that fact. But as long as I have the Professor and all of our allies by my side, we cannot- will not lose!

HE: Arrogant insect! I’ll crush you like I should have done ages ago!

Linhardt: So your crests did hide such power after all...fascinating.

HE: Stare all you like, Linhardt. For I will be the last thing you see!

Linhardt: [sighs] It’s a shame. In all of the Empire’s history, perhaps no other ruler has used the talents at her command to the degree you have...But all the same, no other emperor has chosen a path so incredibly stupid. Farewell, Edelgard. I suppose it won’t do anyone any good to let you live in this state.

Caspar: [shocked] Edelgard! W-what the hell happened to you?!

HE: I’ve become more powerful than you could ever dream of, Caspar. You have chosen very poorly to stand against me.

Caspar: I could say the same! I’ve got no interest in gaining power just to trample on the weak like you do! And that you’re ready to become a monster to get it?!

HE: Come, show me how strong you’ve become- let me crush you!

HE: Is that you, Bernadetta? Tell me; what does the little mouse have to say before the eagle swoops in to claim her?

Bernadetta:..I finally understand what it is I wanted. I wanted you to acknowledge me. To accept me as an equal, not a vassal...But that’s not enough. You said to me “can you not live unless you were born for some purpose?” I’m not living for anyone else. There’s no special meaning in living. When I sensed my own death, I wanted to live. I know now. That’s all I needed. So...I don’t need you anymore, Edelgard. It doesn’t matter if you accept me or not. Here I am. Alive! And we will defeat you!

HE: You’ve acquired some impudent wisdom, Bernadetta. Too bad you’ve acquired it too late to do you any good! Die!

HE: [Angry monstrosity noises]

Dorothea: [sadly] Oh, Edie...what’s become of you...? I suppose...it would be the least I could do...

HE: You would dare raise your weapon to me, Petra? Your sister of sorts? After everything the Empire’s done for Brigid?

Petra: Yes, I will. I believe in the Professor. And I will not sacrificing the life of my people for your dreams, Edelgard!

HE: Insolent girl! Once I’m done with you, I’ll raze those damnable islands and salt the earth!

HE: You lowly lapdog! You would dare turn your blade against the savior of your people?! On behalf of the King of Faerghus?!

Dedue: [smug] Yes. Yes, I would. It seems you’ve taken on an appropriately monstrous form to match your soul, Emperor of Adrestia. And THAT is exactly why I believe in His Highness and the Professor- instead of you.

HE: Prepare to justify your poor choices to your butchered kin and people- your reunion with them is imminent!

HE: Grrrah! Fraldarius dog! Had it not been for you and your cursed family-

Felix: Shut up. This will be the greatest fight of my life. I don’t intend to have you ruin it with your babbling. Besides, I’ve got a score to settle with you on behalf of my father and brother anyway.

HE: Discuss it with them in the next life! Die!

Felix: Show me what you can do, Emperor of Adrestia.

Ashe: [disturbed] Waaaah! E-edelgard? Is...that really...you?

HE: You! You are the lowliest scum of them all! Raising your bow against me in favor of the murderers of Lonato and Christophe!

Ashe: Don’t...you dare speak their names, Edelgard! The very last thing they would want is for me to “live” like you- obsessed with revenge!

HE: If you are so confident in their answer, ask them yourself! Die!

Sylvain: Eeesh, I’ve heard of stress aging people, but this is ridiculous.

HE: You insolent fop! You want nothing more than to be liberated from your crest, but turn your blade against your liberator!

Sylvain: Oh, you know what? I changed my mind. That won’t matter after we beat the snot out of you anyway.

HE: Allow me to relieve you from your tortured existence then!

HE: Do you truly seek to meet your goddess so soon, weakling?

Mercedes: [softly] Dear Goddess, please forgive what I’m about to do- please grant this tortured soul the peace she was unable to find in life.

HE: [angry] Don’t you DARE pity me!

Annette: (Alright, Annie, this is it. Just stay calm, and start casting)

HE: You weak-hearted fool. Still content in your servitude for nothing in return. A pathetic old fool of a knight sires a pathetic, foolish daughter- how poetic.

Annette: [angry] Alright, you’ve done it now, Edelgard!

HE: You insignificant gnat! Do you truly love your sorry lot in life so? You hate your station and its burdens, but wish to throw your life away for this rabble?

Ingrid: Maybe I do. But I do know one thing for certain: I hate tyrants like you more!

Lorenz: [shocked] Edelgard?! How ghastly!

HE: This is what true power looks like. Your foolish notions of chivalry and noble obligations have no place in my new world.

Lorenz: [irritated] I might say the same of you and your tyranny. En garde!

HE: You musclebound dolt. What is it you truly hope to gain, standing against me?

Raphael: I made a promise to myself and everyone when you attacked the monastery. No matter who I had to do it from, I’d protect my sis and all of our friends from the Empire- even if I’ve gotta throw down with you, Edelgard!

HE: I assure you, all of them- and your dear sister- are not long for this world!

HE: I’m somewhat impressed that you found the courage to stand against me, worm. Do you truly hate your life so much?

Ignatz: [slightly disturbed] N-not at all. I love my life- I love this world. That’s why...I’m willing to give it to protect the world from you!

HE: The world needs me! It does not need insignificant specks like you!

HE: This is most unfortunate. We are very much the same, Lysithea. And yet you still have chosen poorly- for that, you must pay with your life.

Lysithea: If I had followed your path...would this have happened to me, as well...? As someone who shares your fate...Edelgard! I will destroy you!

Marianne:..

HE: Out of all our school chums, you probably confound me the most. You should be crawling to me, begging to be a part of my new order. To take revenge on those who scorned and mocked you your entire life. Called you a monster.

Marianne: [softly] Monster...

HE: I am Fódlan’s only hope for a future not shrouded in darkness!

Marianne: [angry] Edelgard! Your life ends at my hands!

Hilda:...Yikes! Talk about a bad look on you.

HE: All you EVER had to do was hand over the Hero’s Relic and TRY to convince that scheming bastard to stand down. You could have had a life of comfort, luxury, and more wealth than you could have ever known what to do with!

Hilda: And betray Claude, the Professor, and my brother? Don’t think so!

HE: It seems I misjudged you.

Hilda: Damn right you did, you freak!

HE: My new world has far greater use for your skills than this lot. Why then have you chosen these bluebloods and malcontents?

Leonie: What kind of use? Trampling on the weak? Brutally killing your enemies, real or imagined? No thanks! I’d never be able to look myself- let alone Captain Jeralt- in the eye ever again!

HE: Your reverence for that admittedly-powerful freak of nature shall be your downfall, Leonie.

Leonie: “Freak?!” Oh-ho, that’s it, Edelgard; your freakish ass is mine!

Assuming he’s engaged Myson (because that’s what I did)

Seteth: [shocked] Of course! Those attacks...THAT’S what you needed with Flayn’s blood and Rhea both. You and your friends!

HE: Nosy old fossils such as yourself have no place in my new world- or any world! Do it a favor and die already!

Seteth: [simmering anger] Well said, Edelgard. In the name of Fódlan, your victims, the Goddess, and Nabatea alike, may your tyranny wither and die at my blade!

Flayn: Edelgard please! Cease this madness and release Rhea! For everyone’s sake!

HE: A creature like you is incapable of appreciating the ideal world that I have envisioned.

Flayn: How can your world be ideal when you’ve killed countless innocent people?!

HE: You...beast! Don’t tell me what’s right and wrong!

Hanneman: Edelgard?! Goddess, THIS is the sort of power that lies dormant in crests?! I suppose, given the potential complications with Hero’s Relics and incompatible crests...

HE: I tire of your babbling, old man! Die!

Manuela: [sadly] I always knew you were a little rough around the edges- hell, I was back in my day- still am. But this-

HE: Manuela, you insufferable old hag! You couldn’t have just left the stage gracefully, could you? Allow me to grant you one last curtain call! Die!

Gilbert:..

HE: [smug] Well, well, this pathetic old knight has come to me to seek penance for his failure.

Gilbert: Not quite, lass. In the name of both the daughter and king whom I could not be there for, your tyranny ends here, Emperor of Adrestia!

HE: I shall grant you the death you seek, you pathetic wretch!

Alois: Edelgard! It is high time you answered for your crimes!

HE: What, no stupid jokes or puns?

Alois: No. For Captain Jeralt...I would have followed them to the ends of the earth and into the eternal flames- even if it meant serving you. Boy, that was a close one!

HE: Well, discuss it with him in the afterlife! I shall send your dear wife and daughter there to greet you as well!

HE: [smug] Take a good look, Cassandra. It seems your beloved Lady Rhea’s existence has finally contributed something of value to the world.

Catherine: [furious] EDELGARD! I’ll cut you into a thousand pieces, then grind you into dust!

HE: Show yourself, wretch! Know that I will find you eventually, and when I do...

Shamir: Yep, that definitely settles it. No way am I getting paid anywhere close to enough for this.

HE: What a pest you are!

Cyril: I fight for everything living and breathing and all of your victims. I fight for the Professor and all of our friends. But most of all, I fight for Lady Rhea! And it’s in all their names that I will crush you, Emperor of Adrestia! I won’t let you steal another innocent life!