Being in a household where multiple people listen to TMA means occasionally hearing muffled Jon screams from somebody's headphones. This is a normal part of my life.
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welcome to my freakish tiny world aka the stuff i'm doing at my internship
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Kinda gay to be an avatar of the Buried, why do you want so much pressure around you? To mimic the embrace of another man?
Kinda gay to be an avatar of the Corruption. "You can be fully consumed by what loves you" what loves you? Other men?
Kinda gay to be an avatar of the Dark. Why do you want it to be dark? So no one can see you blush when pretty men talk to you?
Kinda gay to be an avatar of the Desolation. You like things that are hot? Well men can be hot
Kinda gay to be an avatar of the End. What do you want to end? The "are we /r flirting or /p flirting" you have with your friend? Who is also a man?
Kinda gay to be an avatar of the Eye. What do you want to see? Other men?
Kinda gay to be an avatar of the Flesh. This one just sounds like a euphemism for sex and straight people only have sex in TV shows
Kinda gay to be an avatar of the Hunt. What are you hunting for? True love with another man?
Kinda gay to be an avatar of the Lonely. Why are you lonely? No men around to be gay with?
Kinda gay to be an avatar of the Slaughter. You're bound to end up covered in blood, why would you want that? Because other gay people find men covered in blood attractive?
Kinda gay to be an avatar of the Spiral. I mean, look at them.
Kinda gay to be an avatar of the Stranger. Why do you feel like you're other? Because you've been othered by society for being gay?
Kinda gay to be an avatar of the Vast. What's so massive? Your love for men?
Kinda gay to be an avatar of the Web. What strings are you pulling? Strings that bring other men to you?
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I feel represented by Jon Sims as a tired five-foot-nothing autistic bastard man with significantly graying hair at 28.
Also as a biromantic ace, but that's secondary.
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