#frog propaganda?

[murdrdocs]

It’s also worth noting that the “frog in boiling water” thing is false. The frog will leave when the water gets too hot

so what is the truth

edit: i feel like either way the concept is still applicable especially in certain circumstances ? idk i need a nap

[squiddcakes]

Hello CLH Community welcome to my implausible S2 Predictions

[amphibianaday]

Your art is so cute omg- thank you for brightening my dash with every post! I was wondering if you've done a frog version of the firefox logo? Like if the company's mascot was a frog!

day 1171

[ultimateanthropoll]

ROUND 2 SIDE A: Puppet Fight Part 2!

Duck (duck; Don't Hug Me I'm Scared) vs. Kermit the Frog (frog; The Muppets

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT!

Duck:

"I have never seen Duck being called an anthro but I think it would be funny if a puppet was on this list (plus he fits the criteria methinks). He almost never wins a poll and it's become a running joke in the fandom and I think we should continue this trend (or break it idk)."

Kermit:

Propaganda with pictures <3

[purple-the-turtle]

dont draw anything, you have to to an event in 30 minutes-

PONDSIDE LEO CATCHES HIS FIRST FROG WOOOO

[gnome-adjacent-vagabond]

Returning with more Venture Bros propaganda in the form of Dr. Henry Killinger and his magic murder bag, Brick Frog, and David Bowie. None of them play the roles that you would expect them to. Except Brick Frog. He's fairly straightforward.

[falseficus]

I loooove false dichotomies where the point is to draw your attention to the falseness of the choice and the deliberate ignorance of what possibilities lie outside it. watch this

[hotvintagepoll]

Nooo I've been holding off on voting on polls I'm not sure about to give time for propaganda, and then I dropped my god damn phone and voted by accident

your phone says enough is enough

[fantasticfrogfacedown]

Alright I'm not letting Rat Jesus be swept in @ultimate-rat-bracket so heres some Kugrash Rataganda.

He does a funny dance

Litrally what else do you need.

(Also if you dont vote Kugrash. You'll make Boggy sad ☹)

[eating-the-inedible]

ROUND ONE: Grass vs. Poison Dart Frog

Propaganda:

Grass:

Many animals eat it so why can’t humans? Maybe it would be nice to be like a serene cow enjoying some grass.

With such a beautiful vibrant green color, it tricks you into thinking it could be a refreshing snack. But the harsh reality is that it’s mediocre and you probably ended up eating some dirt too. Heartbreaking. 

I ate grass in primary school, particularly year 2. Shovelled it into my mouth. It tasted of nothing. I wanted to be a cow. I did not succeed in being a cow, but it did hydrate me slightly and I am dehydrated as fuck so I think it deserves to get in.

Be a Herbivore! Eat grass! Don't worry about taxes!

It's not enough to touch grass, I need to eat it!

Go touch grass, then eat grass (THIS IS PROPAGANDA FROM ME, THE MOD)

Poison Dart Frog:

Look at him, LOOK AT HIM.tasty mmmmm. Is it poison? Absolutely. Is it going in my mouth? Absol-fucking-lutley

He look like candy, he colored like candy. Squishy like gummy. Pretty. It's going in my mouth.

Frogs are gay. Gay frogs. GAYYYYYYY (THIS IS PROPAGANDA FROM ME, THE MOD)

[amphibianaday]

day 1220

[doyouhavethisplush]

500 Follower Fluff-Off: Propaganda Round 6

Spring Green Frog by Build-a-Bear VS Hiza Neko Grey by Sunlemon

Submit Propaganda in Replies and Reblogs!

[gabumonisbestdigimon]

Pretty Girl

A dumb idea I had earlier. I’m trying to get better at writing, so I’m posting this here while Ao3 is down.

EDIT: Turns out when I posted this last night most of the lines ended up out of order. I'm sorry, I fixed it and fixed some of the grammar too.

EDIT 2: Okay so I fixed it on mobile, but that messed it up on destop. So I’m just going to link the Ao3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48506464

[let-them-say-fuck-tournament]

I think people should vote kermit because the results of the poll wouldn't matter to toph. she's going to say fuck no matter what. kermit might need the permission.

Thank You!

[kerorowhump]

I listened to the op2 recently and my head buzzed the moment I saw the lyrics because

leaving aside the

of it all

it just surprised me how much it doubles down from op1!!

I mean

So the first opening is about making all kinds of small mistakes, but it's also a march and MOSTLY faithful to Keron while still having some doubts about it (may that be painted as a small mistake as well?). But the small mistakes are either inconsequential, part of life, or... right!! Like trying to convince yourself.

Op1 ends with "ど疲れさん" (otsukaresan) while op2 ends with "ご苦労さーん" (gokurousan) which as I've understood are both ways to say "thank you for your hard work". I like that they both have this, and it's pretty much all Keroro would like to hear!

Op2 unlike 1 is like... the opposite of a march! It sounds very rebellious. It sounds like it's embracing all those small mistakes and encouraging bravery and action in spite of them. It sounds reassuring in the way it stresses that it doesn't matter that much and you shouldn't worry too much about things... perhaps, a bit too much? The part about how if you're totally brainless, then you won't care as much about what others say about you... could be escapism too, depending on how you look at it...

The balance between making mistakes, being good at what you do (or needing to feel that you are), wanting to be appreciated, and not worrying too much about it all, is something keroro deals with a lot.

(i literally could've pulled so many examples... you get the idea... he often swings wildly between needing to be the best ever, like having great abilities and also pushing himself and never feeling enough; and completely giving up, like putting zero effort, procrastinating, escapism, and so on...)

But my favorite part of op 2 is that it feels like it's saying... SO WHAT? IT'S OKAY! it's normal to mess up! op 1 has a similar vibe, but it being a march and still praising keron (somewhat!) makes me think that the mistake is... well, going against keron, and you shouldn't do it. But with op 2 it says... yes! do it! it's okay! it's saying to just try your best and not beat yourself up even if things aren't going right. It feels reassuring to me when I put it against the huge amount of guilt that Keroro feels on one side for not being a good invader and on the other, for being an invader at all. If everything you do is a mistake, regardless, let's just do anything and everything!

It's also that... in the little things, but often, it's reinforced that yeah, keroro is in fact hurt every time they berate him! their words do impact him, he's just ignoring them as best he can. And also that... their judgement really matters to him. Positive, yeah, but also negative, of course. He thinks about it.

[the-puppet-bracket]

Kermit the Frog propaganda:

"He is kne of the most Puppets ever. He's a classic and his expressions are the best."

"it ain't easy being green"

"Someday we'll find it

The Rainbow connection

The Lovers, the dreamers, and me"

"HE IS CANNOCICALLY THE ONLY MUPPET WHO REMEMBERS JIM HENSON AND HE WASNT THERE FOR THE FUNERAL BC THEY DIDNT WANT TO REPLACE JIM AS THE VA SO QUICKLY

also I literally love him sm he's so expressive for a piece of felt"

"He is The Puppet/Muppet. He puts up with so much from everyone. He runs a show. He plays banjo. He has a Twitter. He does so much cool stuff on the show but all I can remember is that time he grew fangs with Vincent Price. He is everything."