carmy needs to get his shit wrecked properly this season. you don’t get to project ur weird perfection complex onto ur business partners & coworkers and then go “isn’t this what you wanted?” like ok 🤨 get fridged again idiot
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always surprised to see people who are fans of a show - that specifically preaches kindness and fighting for your love for things despite the haters and skinning racists with snail forks - be the kind of "fans" who are the exact antithesis of that like truly what are you slipping in your morning cappuccino babes
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can't believe this hasn't been said before but unhinged!scarlett and unhinged!dave would be an iconic duo. shame pi didn't get a second season bc these two in an alliance would basically succeed in destroying the island, they'd wipe everyone out
the fact that they're both versions of the nerd character so they're already smart in their own ways, the fact that they have absolutely zero fucks to give anymore, their individual darker sides have come out (whether it was hidden consciously (scarlett) or unconsciously (dave)), and they've each attempted to kill/seriously injure one or more contestant(s) (and mess up the island in the process) just to reach their end goal. imagine if these two found a common goal somehow, literally nothing could get in their paths (except possibly each other)
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imagine a modern!au where abby is a principal dancer in a thriving ballet company, and it’s groundbreaking, seeing that dichotomy —someone so gentle and sinewy, rippling muscle and soft, soft hand — even to you.
you see her stretching in the corner, taut muscles splayed to the highest of heavens, fingers kneading into the flesh that doesn’t quite warm up with the rest, and oh to be the fucking hand that leaves fingerprints along her biceps.
even as you see yourself in the shape of her routine, you can’t bring yourself to say a simple “hey! nice form!” because you know you’ll stumble and fall over all the drool that’s pooled in your fucking mouth. and plus, that would mean speaking to her! let alone acknowledging that she exists, which, as far as she’s concerned, you don’t care to admit! and it rarely bothers her because you’re not the first, nor the last, legacy ballerina to shoot her a wayward glance every time she gets cast as a danseur, but sometimes there’s something in your eyes that she can’t quite pick out. something hot and fast like a flash in a pan, and it makes her wonder.
and then you’re cast alongside each other in a production of romeo and juliet :)
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being petty and ignoring orders from ed directly resulted in izzy’s crush personally tending to the wounds of the guy who has been nothing but a nuisance to him in all previous interactions and i personally can’t imagine fumbling the bag that hard
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This is the best news of the gaming industry recently, ngl
Makes me happy that this crap didn't get nominated.
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