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Ugh give me Thanksgiving at the Queens™️ and everyone is there including Roy, Jason, and Lian. Everything is normal and well until the doorbell rings. Everyone is like “who else is coming?” and Ollie is like “just my baby booboo bear bestie friend Hal Jordan and his family.”

So now Hal and Barry are there (because they are it for me) and Hal is like “hope it’s okay but we also invited Wally and his boyfriend.”

BOOM. Enters THE Dick Grayson!! Who had no idea that his little brother and best friend were in such a serious relationship that they were having Thanksgiving family dinners together and Lian called Jason “jayjay” rather than “Uncle Jay” or “Uncle Jason”

Jason who also had no idea that his brother was dating Wally West is also shocked. Insert crazed bat drama that the arrows and company are shocked and a little scared by. (Minus Roy, Lian, and Wally).

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I was apart of the mha fandom when it was in its prime. Season 3 had just came out, people were just starting to hear about the show and it was getting a lot of traction.

of course after the events of 2020-2021 (bakugo tampon and other…stuff) i distanced from the fandom.

HOWEVER!!! coming back to the mha fandom I must say I am DISAPPOINTED!!!!

kiribaku??? CONSIDERED A RAREPAIR????? SHINKAMI???? ALSO CONSIDERED A RAREPAIR???? BKDK IS NOW THE TOP SHIP AND NO LONGER CONSIDERED TOXIC??? TODODEKU IS BARELY EVEN TALKED ABOUT PERIOD????

of course with the recent developments of Bakugo’s character I understand why bkdk is popular.

but i still miss my og’s

RIP: Shinkami (my first comfort ship ever), kiribaku, tododeku, todobaku, and the chaotic ship of kiribakutododeku

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repeat after me: Cass is NOT a lamp standing in the corner watching the other bats do funnies, she IS the funnies, she HAS a personality and it’s a GREAT one filled with MISCHIEF AND WHIMSY. say it again.

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Talia: *attempting to calm a newly conscious Jason Todd* I am sure this must come as a shock to you, child, but it’s been three years since- Jason: *jolting up in bed, scaring the shit out of five watching assassins* FUCK, MY FICS HAVE GONE UN-UPDATED FOR THREE YEARS? Talia: Jason: I PROMISED MY SUBSCRIBERS— Ra’s: *leaning over to Talia* what is a . . “Fic”? Talia: *shrugs*

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he loves his tall husband

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is he talking about his kids or the justice league? probably both

og text post

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This definitely has to do with my dyslexia or something but can someone please tell me if Dick’s ICONIC look is pronounced: Disco-Wing or not?

I just made the connection I think, but this whole time I’ve been saying disCOWing and was always confused why it was called that. I thought maybe it was like discowling like separating from the cowl but everyone forgot the L.

please help me and my lost soul.

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“We all could’ve had a loving father if only your unselfish ass hadn’t gone and DIED” <- All of the Batkids at Jason atleast once

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I physically need Jason Todd to have several popular accounts as a reviewer of, honestly, anything.

New article in Gotham Gazette? A famous five-star reviewer already wrote a comment on what unethical methods the writer had used, along with debunking the rest of the article. And guess what? It has more likes than the original post.

New restaurant opened? Another famous critique just finished polishing a very detailed post regarding everything inside it — the decor, the cooking techniques, the service (he almost never picks up on waiters, though). It is so on the spot that, honestly, the owners can't even argue with the review.

New movie? Uh-uh, be sure you write your characters properly. New vigilante? Get detailed information on your methods of work and fighting style — and, hey, it might be even useful. New book? Be careful, someone is about to kick your ass on the Internet, unless written worthy.

The funniest part? No one assumes that it is the same person.

And the batfamily? Well, they have no time for this. Expect for... Tim.

Tim, sending a link to Vale's article: Hood. Drag her ass.

Jason: lol

Jason: give me, like, an hour–

Tim: Had I told you you are my favourite?

Jason: i might have an idea, yeah

Tim: Hood. The new restaurant is so ass. They are also homophobic and stared at me and Kon the whole evening like we killed someone. Do something.

Jason: sec

(The restaurant gets closed in, like, two days after that)

Tim: Jason. Bruce pisses me off this week.

Jason: LOL

Jason: wake up, birdie, the new article shitting on Batman's technics just dropped

Tim: YAY

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uh oh bro u have bewitched me mind body and soul

bonus

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You mean to tell me someone at DC saw this sweet little girl and said “drop a house on her. blow her up.”

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Lian: Hey dad, Jaydad’s texting you

Roy, busy with something: Ok cool, can you answer it for me, pumpkin?

Lian: He’s asking if you want meatballs or hamburgers for dinner

Lian, texting back: Same thing, bitch. Different shapes

Lian, turns off phone: 🙂

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maybe kind of a hot take but like. you guys have GOT to become normal about addicts right now. both in real life and in fiction by the way.

if you can read about the effects of kidnapping/dehumanisation/medical abuse/what have you for your whump fic, you can damn right read some first person accounts of addicts talking about their shit online and do the bare minimum of research into the topic. you guys are way too comfortable going around slinging words and using this shit for angst points, in a way that i really don't see much with any other topic. i don't know, maybe i don't read the right kind of fic in the right kind of fandom, but it really feels like you guys take withdrawal, maybe a little bit of the original hurt, and that's it. if you're gonna mention it off handedly once in what you're writing, fine. but you can't make it the center of your fic without a modicum of research, and a modicum of respect for the real people going through it.

contrary to what seems to be popular belief, most addicts don't just do drugs for shits and giggles and there's a difference between recreational drug use and addiction. a wild fucking difference. smoking a couple of joints of popping a couple of party pills for fun is not the same. you guys know that right?

anyway, if you're gonna write about addiction. at least. at least bother looking at the most common side effects of an addiction, yeah? just for you, i'll write some down here (disclaimer, this is written in one go, is not in the least comprehensive, and doesn't account for the variety of the human experience) (this isn't a guide):

financial jeaopardy: drugs are expensive. sometimes you'll pick drugs over food. sometimes youll pick drugs over shelter.

your social life might take a blow, even if people don't notice you have an addiction. you might blow off plans to get high, might isolate yourself either out of shame or out of annoyance.

your physical health takes a toll regardless of the drugs effect on the body. chances are your sleeping and eating habits will take a blow

this one seems obvious, but there's a real dependence. not just physically either, but an emotional one as well. especially when taken from a place of mental unrest, drugs become an emotional crutch. getting sober is dealing with more than physical symptoms i can't stress this enough

there's also financial stress. will you be able to pay for your next dose? how about the one that comes after that? what will you even do if you can't pay? etcetc. this comes with financial jeopardy, but it's not the same, there's a very real fear that can lead people to do many things in order to assage it.

this is not necessarily something that goes away as soon as you get sober either btw. you might carry that fear, even subconsiouly, in the "what if i need a dose some day" folder of your brain for a long while

a lot of people don't quit cold turkey, or don't quit entirely. often just going off the stuff isn't an option, whether that be because physical symptoms are too bad and dangerous or because it would do too much psychological harm. going from hard drugs to smoking a pack a day is a huge win.

even when sober some shit might trigger you. shoutout to people who've gotten sober once and never relapsed but that's not everyone. depending on why you got addicted in the first place, it'll happen more or less often, and people will be able to cope with trigger better or worse, but a relapse is not the end of the line. at all.

there's a lot of other shit i can't think of at the top of my head. there's some stuff about how friends and families might react that i don't feel like talking about. there's shit about the recovery process that you can look at yourself. but please for the love of god. go look at it.

one last thing. you can't treat all substances the same. the effects on the body and mind aren't the same. you have to figure out what your character's substance of choice is and stick with it. figure out how expensive it is, figure out how safe it is, etc etc. you can't make someone who does acid be the same as someone who takes laughing gaz. not the same substance. and also don't forget that there are MANY things one might take for a high that don't even register in your mind (paint. glue. certain brands of cough syrup. etc.)

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consider: steph taller than cass (and tim)

missed robin steph for a minute

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suddenly im obsessed with sonic, but maybe I just miss my true lover: voltron

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I don't really understand why people only consider destiel jack's dads, not just because sam is also there, but also because it's infinitely funnier if Jack says "I have more dads than most people" and means 1. the devil himself 2. the president of the united states 3. a fallen angel 4. that guy's situationship 5. number 4's brother

who is doing it like him

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On a battlefield, for one reason or the next Barry has lost his powers temporarily

Barry: Fuck, the fight is way over there *squints into the distance*

Bruce: Now you know how I feel, let’s get going

Barry: Can we hold hands?

Bruce: …

Bruce: Sure

Barry: *happily humming as they walk toward the battlefield, holding hands with Batman*