i didn’t really pay attention to the mitch mcconnell freezing thing cause i assumed it was just a nothingburger but i finally watched the video cause i heard it was 19 seconds long??? shit had me gigglin out loud lmao i hope that turtle faced fuck’s brain turned inside out
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Like and recharge to make turtle soup of mitch mcconnell (he stroked out in front of the press today)
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... am I getting an early birthday present?
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I just want to make it quite clear that I believe Mitch McConnell's very existence is a detriment to our society and I 100% sincerely hope that he dies in that hospital bed. If that offends you or you think that's "a step too far" the unfollow button is right there.
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I hope Mitch McConnell enjoys a SHORT retirement. Fuck that man for fucking this country for years to come.
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kids these days just don’t do assassination the way they used to
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If I’m gonna be up at ungodly hours I’m gonna be sending odd shit. I’m gonna take a screenshot of a tumblr post about Jessie fucking Ash’s mom and I’m gonna send it to people on three different messaging apps. I am the poet laureate of God and he never shuts the fuck up. I haunt you in your daydreams as recompense for the peanut with legs who dances on my frontal lobe. We will all live to see Mitch McConnell die if I can help it and we shall flood the cemetery with the spit that lands on his grave. Like to charge reblog to cast ✨ ~
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I know I'm different from my coworkers because they're like "Mitch McConnell freezing is terrifying and sad." And I'm like cheering for him to drop dead.
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