#fuck yeah 😍

[choccy-milky]

the place me and my roommate were supposed to move into today was so disgusting and uninhabitable we just took our stuff and left and now we're gonna be staying at airbnbs and hotels until further notice/until we can find a new place hopefully quickly...........im in my homeless drifter era y'all!!!😍😍so if im not as active then thats why LMFAO

1 like = 1 prayer

[juuuulez]

So um. Um. Ummmm. The ask you just posted has me thinking about Carmy shoving your underwear in your mouth to get you to be quiet while he’s fucking you as you’re bent over his desk

okay but imagine you had an argument during prep so carmen takes you out back for a quickie, hoping that fucking the attitude away would subdue you enough to make it through service. his hands are rough where they shove your pants and underwear down, pushing you firmly up against the brick so that you’re certain to have scrapes on your thighs later.

carmen will hastily pull out to cum onto the ground, fisting his cock as it splatters against the concrete, some droplets landing on your underwear which is sitting down by your feet.

“are you serious?” you’ll whine, not pleased at all that now they’ll be all sticky during service. carmen rolls his eyes, kneeling down to help you step out of them. for some reason you thought he was gonna clean them up, but instead he shoves them into his pocket, already retreating for the door.

“hey! i need those!”

“get back to work.”

so you go the entire service without underwear.

it’s definitely some sort of humiliation ritual, because you catch carmen staring at you during various points in the night. for the most part, it works to shut you up, for it’s gotten to the point where arguing with carmen actually made you think about sex, and then you just get all flustered.

how fucked up.

neither of you speak about it again until days later, where the timer on your obedience has run out, and you’re snapping at him again.

it ends as the night usually would: carmen bending you over his desk, both arms clasped behind your back in one of his hands. the other alternates between a bruising grip on your hip, or spreading your ass to get a better look at his cock sinking deep inside.

the pressure of being wedged so tight between carmen’s strong body and the wooden desk is delicious, mind going mushy as you unabashedly gasp with each of his thrusts. one stroke has a strangled noise leaving your throat, a failed attempt at swearing as your toes lift off the ground and curl.

the hand on your ass leaves temporarily, and you only realise where it went when suddenly your mouth is being stuffed full of cotton. pink invades your peripheral and you know it’s the underwear carmen stole from you days ago.

whatever noise you try to make comes our garbled as carmen resumes his bruising grip on your body.

“shh,” he’ll coo, “just fuckin’ take it.”

[lotus-pear]

Idk if I already sent this in or if it glitches out and didn’t send but I found this on pinterest:

OH MY FUCKING GOD STORYTIME REAL QUICK EVERYONE SIT DOWN. OKAY SO I SAW THIS ALREADY LIKE A WEEK AGO SO I WENT INTO THIS PERSONS DMS TO ASK THEM TO TAKE IT DOWN BC I LITERALLY DONT ALLOW REPOSTS AT ALL. AND THEN THEY ACCEPTED THE REQUEST. SO I WAS LIKE OK GOOD THEYRE CIVILIZED. WE'RE GONNA SORT THIS OUT. BUT THEN THEY LEFT ME ON READ. AND THEN THEY FUCKING BLOCKED ME??????????????????????? LIKE?????????????????????? THE FUCKING AUDACITY????????????????????????

[localcryptic]

we've seen ortega become disillusioned with the hero system, do shady shit for their own goals, break the law for sidestep's sake..... i'm just saying how much of a leap is there between all that and ortega having their own villain arc

[rosiesriiveters]

i so wish we got more buck/bucky/rosie dynamics. rosie is calm, a little shy, and can be as guarded as buck is, but he's also a Goof Ball and would actively endorse (and be involved in) bucky's musical escapades. I think that dynamic would be incredibly funny. rosie adores buck and bucky and deeply respects them and maybe even seeks them out for advice sometimes; but even buck squared is not immune to the Rosie Effect (falling in love with him)

[hypervoxel]

Oh, so, like, the entire first season's establishment of the characters and their interactions don't actually matter in Helluva Boss. Okay, cool.

Like, I get that characterization develops over time and the writers come up with new ideas and places they want to take the story, but. So much of the Stolas/Blitzø stuff recently isn't character development: it's retconning.

[dootznbootz]

[kindheartedgummybears]

What a beautiful creature.

[izzy-fishy]

guess who just finished alnst 😍

honest opinions let’s go 🗣️🔥

I knew Sua for like- three minutes but WHY TF DID THEY WIDOW MY GIRL MIZI 😭 SHES WIFELESS

I dunno wtf is going on with Ivan but I’m this close to dragging his ass to the psych ward 😀

TILL. MY BABY. NO. WHY DO YOU KEEP GETTING BEAT UP ☹️ STOP. THIS ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE VIVINOS. GIVE MY BOY A BREAK 😭

Luka is just an asshole. Anybody saying you want him as like a bf? I pray for you. Go find yourself a better taste in men 🙏 he’s manipulative asf and basically looked at Mizi becoming a widow as “womp womp cryaboutit” 💀

I would 100% smoke a blunt w Hyuna tho oml she’s so cool I wish I was her

TLDR: honest rating, what the frickity frackity fuck 🤠/10

@misslavendertea you’re to blame for my trauma <3

[oscillating-fan-whore3]

I used to say c/s was like an addiction to me. But i think it's judt an addiction now cuz I honestly can't go without it I think about it every day I can't stop myself whenever I catch myself with a craving I c/s whenever I'm eating alone I catch it and c/s I just like honestly can't and don't want to stop 🧍‍♂️

Anyway your message to not c/s if you haven't started it can fuck up your teeth and stomach

[jils-things]

HANDS YOU THIS ILY LAYLA AND ILY JILLIE PEPPER

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[singsweetmelodies]

milestone time... 😳

this is my AO3 word count - from 2023 alone. this means that, when i publish my very next fic... i will officially have written over two hundred thousand words of piarles in this year. AND THE YEAR ISN'T EVEN OVER YET.

holy fucking shit guys x

[fedorah-the-explorah]

my inability to take anything about "the crackle goes kiwi caper" seriously vs. my adoration for that scene... FIGHT

[the-acid-pear]

youtube keeps forcing me to look at the fnaf theory community in there and its honestly going to leave me bald those people are fighting for their life. It's all constant attempts at disproving each other but also people being just broken. "The moment the fnaf timeline broke", "the fnaf line that broke us". Someone help these people. It's been just a few months since matthew left and these people are still picking up the pieces fr.

[mariatesstruther]

kinda wanna write a fic where maria does something stupidly dangerous and tommy gets 😌mad😌

[pepprs]

ok. moving out update. today i:

talked to my beloved ex supervisor / mentor (<- SCARY!!!!!) to ask her about her experiences living by herself esp as a short woman (which is not a big deal except for how it is + how my parents think it is) and get her advice abt how to navigate that experience psychologically and practically. i asked her if we could talk abt this very impulsively on thursday after not having the courage to do it for almost a year btw (<- BRAVE!!!!!!!!) and i was still too scared / embarrassed to ask her some stuff abt safety / self defense lol but it mostly went really well!

started making a budget and determined that a) i may be getting overpaid somehow (😳) b) i may be getting double or even triple charged for my health and life insurance (😒) so now i need to call hr on monday and figure all of that out. and also c) i suck at math but we knew that. but i forced myself to figure out what i did wrong so that’s an achievement

made my first ever student loan payment 😀🔫

booked a tour of one apartment and attempted to book a tour of another (the same place i was looking at in may) but their website was glitching out and then they didn’t answer when i called to schedule it over the phone which. hm. 😒 but yeah the tour(s) will happen mid week next week and im going to ride the shuttle to the apartment complex(es) and back to campus to see what that’s like too!

posted on local subr*ddit asking for recommendations for those two apartments + other places in the area. haven’t gotten anything back bc i just made the post but 😎👍

read a bunch of old journal entries from 2021 to remind myself of what it was like to move onto campus and how i pushed through my family’s hurt and disapproval to live the way i needed to. haven’t finished reading it all yet but i will tomorrow (while also doing my stupid homework 🙄)