#are you 🥰😋mad😋😍

[mariatesstruther]

kinda wanna write a fic where maria does something stupidly dangerous and tommy gets 😌mad😌

[rhey-007]

The Mystery of Love

Fernando Alonso family fluff

|| P7 of Fernando Alonso x goth mommy!reader

• | social media au

Summary: You and Fernando finally make your relationship public.

Warnings/Tags: fluff, family fluff, female reader

A/N: Enjoy another part of The Mystery of Love. I know I was supposed to post it two weeks ago but I felt like shit and didn't manage to finish it... 😔 And I have to stop promising things, ik no one read them but still.

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•y/n._.l/n: finally managed to convince •fernandoalo_oficial for some dress up! 🤭🥰

•user1: Nando as a goth is something we all needed 😍

•user2: you guys slayed, as always!

•user3: real life Morticia and Gomes! 💞

•landonorris: DAMN! grandpa looking good!

→ •fernandoalo_oficial: language!

→ •landonorris: sorry 🤭😋

→ •user3: Nando definitely mad over grandpa not damn lol

•user4: now the only thing we need is a goth family photo shoot! 😍

•user5: you're too old for this, it's just childish

→ •user6: oh shut up you know nothin

→ •user7: they're adults they can dress however they want

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•kl.au_s: ⛷️🏂🏔

•mickkschumacher: beautiful! next time I'm going with ya!

→ •user7: MICK NO!

→ •user8: HAVE YOU NOT LEARNT ANYTHING???

→ •user9: Fernando hasn't either....

→ •user10: no driver had.....

•lance_stroll: and to thinks pops still has strength for skiing 🤔

→ •fernandoalo_oficial: what are you talking about, I have lots of energy not only for skiing 😉

→ •kl.au_s: 💀

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•aussiegrit: a little trip with friends 😃🏕🚴

•kl.au_s: UNCLE MARK NOOO BSJDHJRNDLSF

→ •aussiegrit: did I do something wrong? 😔

→ •user11: uncle?

→ •user12: just wait and he'll call Nando dad

•user13: IS THAT FERNANDO AND Y/N KISSING IN THE BACKGROUND???

→ •user14: oh my god it is!

•user15: 🚨SPOILER ALERT🚨

→ •user16: Markie definitely should've put a spoiler alert 🫠

•user16: not Mark leaking what everyone already knew 😭

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•y/n._.l/n: I'm not a fan of big birthday parties but I couldn't be more grateful for Fernie and the boys throwing a HUUUGE dinner just for me and accept me and my sons into their racing family. I love all of you, but especially my boo Fernando 🥰💞 Thank you once again!

(ans please don't come for Mark, he tried his best :) )

•user17: FINALLY

•user18: couldn't you announce it earlier? It was so obvious from the very beginning

→ •user19: chill, maybe they just didn't feel like it

•user20: exactly, not everyone has to be ready for something like this right away

•jensonbutton: for what this announcement? 🤨didn't everyone already know?

→ •y/n._.l/n: 🤦‍♀️

•susiewolff: Congrats on finally getting the courage to tell the world! 💞

•aussiegrit: amazing party!

→ •landonorris: of course it was! after all I was the one who organized it 💅

→ •carlossainz55: oi! you didn't do it alone! > : (

→ •maxverstappen1: exactly!

→ •oscarpiastri: kids calm down 🙄

→ •y/n._.l/n: exactly.

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•fernandoalo_oficial: sweet 40 🤭🥳🎉💝

•aussiegrit: best party ever!

•user21: that looks so fun 😭😩

•user22: Y/N looking exceptionally good! 💗

→ •user23: as she always does 😍👑

•y/n._.l/n: thank you baby! ☺😘

→ •fernandoalo_oficial: everything for you honey~ ❤

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•y/n._.l/n: I'm so glad I've met you 💞

•lilimhe: yes mama!!! you two are so cuuuute!

→ •y/n._.l/n: you and Alex too!!! 😘

→ •alex_albon: of course we are! 😁 <3

•fernandoalo_oficial: I'm glad I met you too mi gusanito ❤🧡💛💚💙💜 (my little bug)

→ •y/n._.l/n: 🥰

→ •kl.au_s: 🤢🤮

→ •y/n._.l/n: KLAUS!

→ •kl.au_s: 🫣

→ •user23: not Klaus ruining this cute moment xD

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•fernandoalo_oficial: mi vida, mi alma, mi amor, mi hermosa, mi cariño 💘 (my life, my soulmate, my love, my beautiful, my sweety)

•kl.au_s: I swear to God you guys are GROSS 💀

→ •fernandoalo_oficial: could say the same bout you and Bluebell 🧍‍♀️

→ •kl.au_s: oh shut up, at least we ain't kissing everywhere we go >:(

•landonorris: I think I'm to young for such photos...

•maxverstappen1: jeez pops calm down! we know you love her!

•user24: that is a really nice photoshoot

→ •user25: those photos gonna be def used in fanfics XD

•sebasrianvettel: so happy for you two!

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Tag list: @morgan-getty @lichterfee @ashy-kit @champomiel

[meowzfordayz]

conversations

Author’s Note: silly and sweet (and mildly sarcastic) convos. 😆🥰

conversations

Hashira x Reader, Tokito Muichiro x Reader, Kamaboko x Reader

Word Count: ~2,000

CW: explicit language

~faqs~

These are just lil convos I imagine occurring between various characters and Reader. 💞

In specific regards to Shinobu’s convo: she isn’t policing Reader’s diet!!!!! Hers is predominantly inspired by my own sweet tooth 😋, and how I often tell my irl bf to not let me buy candy when we go grocery shopping (similar to reminding myself that I don’t need x, y, or z when I’m window shopping; I’d spend way too much $ otherwise 😂🥴).

+ I wasn’t sure how to format this fanfic (I recognize the Character: | Reader: format gets repetitive) since I couldn’t rely on italics/bold bc I also use them to provide emphasis in the convos themselves, so pls and ty bear w/ me! 🤓

in the dining room; eating lunch

Zenitsu: You forgot to cut the crust off my sandwich. 😕

You: 🤨

Zenitsu: Are you mad at me? 🙁

Zenitsu: I’m sorry! ☹️

Zenitsu: I love you!!!!! 😭

You: Baby, Zenitsu, honey! I’m not mad at you! 

Zenitsu: But the crust… 😔

You: Are you kidding me? 😐

Zenitsu: … no? 🥲

You: Would you like me to cut off the crust? 🙃

Zenitsu: YES! 😍

You: 🫥

Zenitsu: Please? 🥹

You: I love you more than I should. 🙄

Zenitsu: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 😥😖

You: You’re actually the most dramatic person I know. 😃

Zenitsu: I have feelings! 😭 I am a sensitive man! 😭

You: I know, I know. 🫠 I love you. 🥰

Zenitsu: As much as you should? 🧐

You: As much as I should. 😁

Zenitsu: I love you. 🩷

You: I love you too. 🩷🩷

Zenitsu: I love you too, too. 🩷🩷🩷

You: I love you too times three. 🩷🩷🩷🩷

Zenitsu: That’s cheating. 😒

You: I’m not saying “too” three times. 

Zenitsu: You’re gonna have to say it fives times after I say I love you too, too, too, too. 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

You: 😵

Zenitsu: 😭😭😭

getting dressed for the day; summertime

Inosuke: Let’s get a pet squirrel. 😁 

You: Let’s not. 🙃

Inosuke: You’re so boring. 😒

You: You’re so obnoxious. 😌

Inosuke: At least I’m fun! 😎

You: Sure, darling, let’s get a pet squirrel. 😃

Inosuke: REALLY?! 😱🤯🥳🥳🥳

You: Inosuke, squirrels aren’t pets!!!!!

Inosuke: But they could be… 🥹

You: N. O. No. 

Inosuke: I’ll pay for everything and take care of it.

You: I already do that. 🤗

Inosuke: 🤔

You: 😶

Inosuke: Did you just call me a squirrel?

You: Mhmmm. 🐿️

Inosuke: I wish I could climb trees like them. 💔😭

You: Do you really want a pet squirrel?

Inosuke: I guess not, but could we go to the park and look at ‘em? ☺️

You: We can do that. ☺️

Inosuke: Do you want a pet? 

You: Are we ready for that?

Inosuke: Babe, we’re ready for anything.

You:

Inosuke: I mean it. I love you.

You: I love you too, Inosuke. I love you too.

in bed; a sunny Sunday morning

You: Hey love?

Gyomei: Hey what?

You: Would you love me more if I was a cat? 😻

Gyomei: 🤨

You: 👀

Gyomei: Of course not.

You: Sooo you would love me less? 😒

Gyomei: You’re putting words in my mouth. 

You: So if an evil witch turned me into a cat, you would love me less. 😒

Gyomei: When did I ever say that?

You: You admit it! 😭

Gyomei: ?????

You: Meow meow. 🥺😔😖

Gyomei: I would love you more! 😁💖

You: YOU WOULD LOVE ME MORE IF I WAS A CAT? Fine, Gyomei. I’ll just go find a cat to replace me, Himejima-loves-cats-more-than-me-Gyomei. 😭😭😭😭😭

Gyomei: ??????????

in the kitchen; cooking dinner

You: Kaburamura needs a hat. 🤗

Obanai: No.

You: How about sunscreen? 🥺

Obanai: His face is perfectly fine in the sun.

You: But his pretty scales…

Obanai: You want to buy him a hat. 🤨

You: Correction, I want to make him a hat. A snake hat.

Obanai: A condom for his head.😐

You: You said it, not me.

Obanai: Kaburamura does not need a condom.

You: 🙃

Obanai: 😐

You: Pleeeease???! ☹️

Obanai: Whatever. Just don’t come crying when it immediately falls off.

You: I’ll tape it to him. 😌

Obanai: YOU WOULDN’T.

You: With… Snake-t, tape. 😏

Obanai: 😬

You: Y’know, Duck-t tape, but Snake-t ta-

Obanai: Just stop.

walking outside; a brisk spring day

Tanjirou: You’re so beautiful. 🥰

You: You’re so cheesy.

Tanjirou: You love cheese! 😋

You: I do. I love you a lot. 🥰

Tanjirou: Ooh, now who’s being cheesy?! 😉

You: I’m getting cold. 🥶

Tanjirou: You’re wearing three layers???

You: I can still get cold with three layers on. ☹️

Tanjirou: Do you want my jacket? 😁

You: It might not fit over my three layers.

Tanjirou: How about you swap me your thinnest layer for my jacket?

You: Tanjirou, I can’t just take off my t-shirt, right here, right now. 🤨

Tanjirou: But you’re so beautiful. 😌

You: That’s so far from the point.

Tanjirou: Piggyback ride? I can get us home faster. 😎

You: Is that a challenge? 🧐

Tanjirou: You want to race home instead? 👀

You: Nah. 💀

Tanjirou: Piggyback? 🤗

You: I bet you can’t carry me all the way back.

Tanjirou: Was that a challenge? 😏

You: You’re gonna be cooking dinner tonight. 😃

Tanjirou: I cook dinner most nights? 🙃

You: Again, so not the point. 😒

Tanjirou: That’s it. You’re shivering. All aboard the Tanjirou Train! 🥰

You: You’re so silly. 🥹

Tanjirou: There’s nobody around. 🥰

You: You’re still silly. 💞

gazing at the stars through a mesh ceiling; camping

You: It’s late. 🥱

Mitsuri: But I want to stay up forever with you. 🥺

You: That doesn’t sound too healthy. 😅

Mitsuri: Let me be cute. 🥺

You: You’re the cutest. 🥰

Mitsuri: Thank you for going camping with me.

You: Thank you for setting everything up.

Mitsuri: Thank you for getting all the bug bites for me. 🤭

You: You should thank me again 😒, they’re so itchy. 😭

Mitsuri: Thank you times a billion! 🤪💖

You: I love you. 

Mitsuri: I love you more.

You: Most.

Mitsuri: You see those stars? 🌌

You: There’s a bunch.

Mitsuri: More than a bunch.

You: Definitely.

Mitsuri: That’s how much I love you. 💙

You: More than a bunch? 

Mitsuri: I love you more than a bunch. 💙💙

You: A bunch of stars. 🥹

Mitsuri: Is what I see when I look at you.

You: We’re delirious. 🥴

Mitsuri: Deliriously in love.

You: I think the sky is getting brighter. 🫣

Mitsuri: We should get some sleep.

You: I was trying to say that ten seconds ago.

Mitsuri: Let me take care of you. 🥺

You: Kanroji Mitsuri, I’ll let you do anything.

Mitsuri: You mean it?

You: I mean it. You’re the meaning.

Mitsuri: I feel like that was supposed to be super romantic, but I’m too tired to understand anything right now. 🤗

You: Same.

Mitsuri: For what it’s worth, you’re also the meaning. 💞

You: We are, The Meaning.

Mitsuri: The Meaning. 😃

You: Oh jeez, we really need to sleep. 😵‍💫

Mitsuri: C’mere, scoot your sleeping bag closer. Sleepy times! 😴💘

searching for pancakes ingredients; a cloudy Saturday

You: We’re out of milk. 😞

Shinobu: So make something else? 

You: You won’t go to the store with me? 🥺

Shinobu: With you? 🧐

You: I mean, I wasn’t going to make you fetch my milk alone. 😃

Shinobu: Surprising. 🙃

You: Hmpf. 😒

Shinobu: I would’ve done it. ☺️

You: Shinooobu, my loveliest love, could you go buy some milk for me? 🤗

Shinobu: You won’t go to the store with me? 🙃😉

You: Using my own words against me. ☹️

Shinobu: Absolutely. 😈

You: Are we going to go buy milk or not? 

Shinobu: Or not.

You: Shinobu! 😭

Shinobu: I retract my previous statement. 😅 Let’s go buy milk.

You: Yay! 😍🥳🥳🥳

Shinobu: Do we need anything else?

You: Sugar. 😋

Shinobu: Actually? 🤨

You: We always need sugar. 😋😋

Shinobu: Incorrect.

You: Booooo. 😭😭😭

Shinobu: You’re about to make pancakes. You don’t need candy too.

You: But-

Shinobu: There’s ice cream in the fridge. 🍦

You: WAIT. 😳

Shinobu: ???

You: Ice cream equals dairy equals if we melt it then we could use it as milk?! 🫨🤯

Shinobu: 🤔

You: 😶 Shinobu: I don’t think that’s quite right. 🤓

You: Wanna try?! 🧫🧪

Shinobu: … how about you stay here and try while I go out and buy the real deal. 😌

You: Okay! 😁

cuddling on the couch; a cozy winter evening

You: Would you love me if I farted?

Kyojuro: You fart all the time.

You: 😒

Kyojuro: And I obviously love you. ☺️

You: Good.

Kyojuro: What kind of man would I be if I did not love farting?

You: 😶

Kyojuro: Wait-

Kyojuro: That came out-

Kyojuro: You know what I meant. 😖

You: I love you so much. 😂💘

Kyojuro: I fart too. 🤗

You: I’m aware.

Kyojuro: What if I farted and blamed it on you? 👀

You: I would love you a little less. 

Kyojuro: Truly?

You: 🙃

Kyojuro: 😔

You: You would do that to me?! 😭

Kyojuro: … no! 🥴😃

in the bathroom; getting ready for bed

You: I have a headache. 🥺

Sanemi: You always have a headache.

You: Yeah, ‘cause I have you. 🤭 Ooh, burrrn, tssst. 🔥

Sanemi: 🙄

You: 😎

Sanemi: You’re the worst.

You: Says the worstest. 😉

Sanemi: Are you finished insulting me? 😒

You: Not even close. 😇

Sanemi: Well I’m finished being insulted. 🙃

You: Aww, is someone feeling… sul-ty? 🧂

Sanemi: 😃

Sanemi: Yes. 😐 Sul-tier than the sea. 😐

You: I love you! 🥰

Sanemi: I love you too.

You: Hehehe. 😌

Sanemi: Nobody actually says “hehehe”. 🤓

You: You’re stupid.

Sanemi: ???

You: Because I literally just said, hehehe. 😝

Sanemi: Go away. 😭

You: No.😁

Sanemi: Shoo. 

You: I refuse. 😁

Sanemi: 😭

You: 😁

Sanemi: You’re the worst-er-est. 😑

lying side by side on the bedroom rug; a lazy afternoon

You: We should go swimming. 🌊

Giyuu: It’s snowing outside. 🙃

You: We should go swimming! 🌊🌊

Giyuu: The nearest body of water isn’t within walking distance. 🤨

You: We should drive somewhere to go swimming! 🌊🌊🌊

Giyuu: You’ll freeze to death. 😔

You: We can bring hot rocks and heat the water first! 😁

Giyuu: Where are we getting the rocks from, and how are we getting them hot? 

You: The basement! 🤓

Giyuu: Furthermore, how will we transport rocks that are apparently hot enough to heat a body of water large enough for swimming without burning ourselves and our car? 🤔

You: With lots of love. 🥰

Giyuu: What do you actually want to do? 🙃

You: Go swimming? 🥺

Giyuu: … would you like me to prepare a bath for us? 

You: 👀

Giyuu: 👀

You: Sure! 😍 That’s a great idea. 🥳 Thanks babe! 

Giyuu: You’re so weird. 🥲

You: I looove yoouuu. 😘❤️

Giyuu: I love you too. 🥹

lounging around the living room; deciding on a movie to watch

Tengen: Fuck you. 😌

You: No, fuck you. 😒

Makio: Fuck you both. 🥴

Hina: Already have. 😎

Makio: ... you win. 🙃

Suma: Do I win too? 🥺

You: Sure. ☺️

Tengen: We’re all winners. 😃

Hina: I mean, technically, yes, but that isn’t the point. 😐

Tengen: Fuck. You. Too. 😞

Suma: I’m a winner! 🥰

You: Let’s pick something before Hina falls asleep. 🤭

Hina: Please. 😭

Makio: You always miss the middle. 😆

Hina: And then Suma wakes me up for the end with her snoring. 😴

Suma: Heyyyyy! ☹️

Tengen: I believe it was my turn to choose? 😎

You, Hina, Makio, and Suma: NO.

[cuntela]

In these late stages of the whole new Gravity Falls craze I can say that I've succumbed to the madness for sure but the silliest thing to top it all off these last few days was me scrolling thru tumblr endlessly and playing a Pinkpantheress playlist in the background and now a lot of her songs remind me of Bill. IT'S SO FUNNY TO ME imagine him in Theraprism and Attracted to you/Close to you/Met you blasting in the background. If that's the case Axolotl has great taste 👌 the melody is so cute and ethereal!!!

'How many times have you cried while you're thinking it through? That if you died through the night, what would your parents do?' 😁😍🥰

'There's pain in your eyes 'cause you've gone through a lot, You can't even sleep when you turn the lights off, White noise in your head makes it harder to breathe' 😚🤗🤭

'You're in pieces, Because you desire what you want, but you don't know how to get them now' 😄😙😋

'And I know that you make it clear that you want me out of here, Though it's loneliness you fear' 😆☺️😇

IT'S SO CONTRADICTING TO THE MELODY I CAN'TTT

Ax turn it up anyways!!!

[inspiredwriter]

*En la mañana siguiente*

Stefany :*entra la cosina y vierte vaso de agua* vaya, Pero qué noche Leo y yo bebiendo vino y hacer el amor fue muy divertido 😏😊🍷💗💞❣️💘*se soba las caderas* Ay~😣💦me duele mucho las caderas me dio muy fuerte tomaré una pastilla 😅😖💊💖💕

Leonardo :*entra la cocina*(pensamientos 💭) Oh concha me duele un poco la cabeza creo que bebimos demasiado vino😖😅🍷*se soba la cabeza* rato no recuerdo nada que nos acostamos en el suelo de la sala 😌😣🛋️*abraza atrás de Stefany*

Stefany : hola guapo veo que al fin despertaste por esta diversión que tuvimos anoche 🥰😉🌃💞💕💖*toma una pastilla y bebe agua*Aaaah~😄🤤💊🥤💦

Leonardo :*se acurruca el cuello de Stefany*Sí, mi amor podrías Dame un poco de agua me siento un poco dolor de mi cabeza y muy sediento 🥺🥵🔥🥤❣️💞💘

Stefany :*saca una pastilla y lo da a Leo con el agua*tranquilo tengo una pastilla para el dolor de cabeza así desaparecerá 😊😃💊🥤💖💗💕

Leonardo :*toma la pastilla y bebe el agua* Aaaaaah~😄🤤🥤💦 Muchas gracias mi cariño☺️🥰💝💞💕*abraza a Stefany en la cintura* bueno Ayer fue muy placentera si no has visto antes 😏🤗💞💕💖

Stefany :*abraza a Leo del cuello* Claro tortuguita pero tú estabas completamente borracho pero tan romántico🥰😍💘🩷💕💗*besa a Leo en los labios *Mmmmmuah~😚💋💘🩷💞💖 debemos hacer una competencia de bebe vino más seguido😄🤭🍷💕❣️💝

Leonardo : si, tienes la razón hacerlo otra vez 😘☺️💖💘💗💕*olfaltea el cuello de Stefany* Mmmmh, todavía Hueles a vino de uva en tu encantador cuerpo gatita 😏🥰🍷💝💞❤️‍🔥❣️*besa y lame el cuello de Stefany*muah~😚💞🩷💘 Mmmhm~😋❣️❤️‍🔥💖

Stefany : jajaja, Lee Ya deja de hacerme cosquillas 😂🥰💖💕❣️*acaricia a Leo en la mejilla* Espéro te acuerdes que tú me ayudarás a limpiar la Sala que está cubierta de vino y la cocina llena de agua 😁😅🛋️🧻🧼

Leonardo : Por supuesto que sí Stefany No lo olvidaría☺️😁💓💝❣️💘*se rasca la cabeza* pero me ayudarías a encontrar mi borxe y mi pantalón no recuerdo En dónde Los dejé 🥺😓👖🩳💞🩷💖💕

@inspiredwriter

Stefany: Oh, sure, Lee, I'll help you find your clothes😯😄👖🩳💗💝💕 Hmm, yesterday we made love drunkenly and threw our clothes all over the living room...🤔😅🛋💖💞❣️

Leonardo and Stefany: *Enter the living room*

Stefany: *Picks up Leo's pants from the floor* Oh, here are your pants, baby, but they're very stained with wine, so it would be better if I wash them😀😅👖🍷💖💝💘💞 *Picks up her shorts, T-shirt and panties from the floor* Hmm, my things are here, but I can't find your boxers🤨👚👖💗💕💞

Leonardo: *Looks under the sofa* Oh, don't worry, my kitty, I already found it😉🥰🩳💝❤💕 *Takes out boxers and sees that it's torn* Oh, what the heck?!😲😱 ...Probably one of us tore my boxers yesterday when we was drunk...😓🍷💖💞💘

Stefany: *folds clothes on the sofa and picks up a torn bra from the floor* Oh, Lee, my bra is also torn😳😥👙💓💗💕

Leonardo: Mmh, I take it back, no more wine drinking competitions😠😤🚫🍷💘💝❣️💕

Stefany: *Caresses Leo's plastron* Little turtle, please don't be mad, I'll sew up your boxers and they'll be as good as new, in the meantime you can wrap a towel around your waist😅🥰🧵🩳💖💝💕❣️

@swagreecrow

[reashot]

I'm back! Some of you may be wondering where I've been but not to worry I'm actually planning a special surprise Christmas + new year gift for you all. But for now I'm just posting this here for some of my new and old followers. So till then just wait

Ruby buys a gun! + some Lancaster moment.

Ruby: I like to buy your deadliest gun please? 🙏

Store Owner: Aisle 6. Next to the sympathy card.

*Ruby starts playing with a gun*

Store Owner: Whoa! Careful there Annie Oakley.

Ruby: I don't have to be careful. I got a gun. 😙

Store Owner: Well you probably want the accessory kits.

Holster.

Ruby: Oh yeah. 😋

Store Owner: Bandolier.

Ruby: Baby. 👶

Store Owner: Silencer.

Ruby: Mm-hmm. 🤫

Store Owner: Loudener.

Ruby: Ahhhh. 🥴

Store Owner: Speed Cocker.

Ruby: Oooh. I like the sound of that. 😘

Store Owner: And this is for shooting down police helicopter.

Ruby: Oh. I don't need anything like that... Yet. 😶

Just give me my gun. *try to yoink the gun away* 😈

Store Owner: Sorry but the law requires a five-day waiting period. We've got to run a background check.

Ruby: Five days. But I'm mad now! I'll kill you if I have my gun. 😡

Store Owner: Yeah. Well you don't.

Ruby: *walks away while mutterings* Lousy big shot. Think he's so big because he got a lot of guns. But if he didn't have any guns I'll show him a thing or two...

... If he walks into my store then we'll see about five days waiting period.

Jaune: Ruby it's 3 AM. Can't you mutter in your room?

Ruby: My team kicked me out. 😐

Jaune: Well. If you can't sleep. You can try sleeping together with me if you want? That's how I get my younger sisters to get to sleep.

Ruby: Pushy.... Wait you serious?! I mean yes I do want to sleep together with you. If you're offering. 😍

Jaune: Okay get in the blanket here with me.

Ruby: *giggles* Don't mind if I do. 🥰 *run up to Jaune and starts cuddling him under the blanket.*

Jaune: *Headpat* Good night Ruby. I hope you have a nice dream.

Ruby: Good night Jaune. Don't worry I will. 😏

Ren: They do realize we can still hear them right?

Nora: Shush! We're getting into the good part.

Pyrrha: 😢 I wish that was me...

After five days.

Ruby: C'mon, c'mon! Open up.

Store Owner: *opens door*

Ruby: *runs up to the toilet* Oh yeah that's the stuff. 😫

Now I believe you have some sort of firearm for me? 😌

Store Owner: Well let's see here. According to your background check. You have history of manipulating others to your benefit?

Ruby: Yeah. 🤨

Store Owner: Frequent violent episodes?

Ruby: Oh, ho, ho, ho. Yeah. 😬

Store Owner: Says here you murdered a bunch of people?

Ruby: Faunus Terrorists. 🤬

Store Owner: *Stamp*

Ruby: Potentially dangerous?

Store Owner: Relax that's just limit you to three handguns or less.

Ruby: Woohoo! 😙

[theatrekidstatus]

Chapter 48

Anthony ramos point of view:so we got the papers filed for the adoption so we asked max and max and now we are having a party so every one can we them and they can meet every one so we texted the all the  group chats

Mi nombre es Alexander Hamilton🤗😋💕💪🏾

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:not this gc bein dry💀

Pippy poo😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃:i miss the days where Anthony nd y/n would update us on everything nd anything

Mommy nèa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳:for real!

Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴:their life was mad interesting and for what though

Weird David 😮‍💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵‍💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖:frrrr as a matter of fact i miss Hamilton low key

ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻:nah frrrrr that era for us was 🔛🔝

Oakyyyyy the unfuckable tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾:our off broad way era was actually just a vibe

Christopfuckme👶🏾🧑🏾👩🏾‍🦰👱🏾‍♂️👧🏻👨🏾🧑🏾‍🦰👩🏾‍🦳🧒🏾👩🏾‍🦱👨🏾‍🦰🧑🏾‍🦳👦🏿🧑🏾‍🦱👱🏾‍♀️👨🏾‍🦳👩🏾👨🏾‍🦱:nah on b way was better because their relationship was better because remember what the heck i got to do (a/n:i know its "gotta" pero i needed more words) im going to add thanye

Christopfuckme👶🏾🧑🏾👩🏾‍🦰👱🏾‍♂️👧🏻👨🏾🧑🏾‍🦰👩🏾‍🦳🧒🏾👩🏾‍🦱👨🏾‍🦰🧑🏾‍🦳👦🏿🧑🏾‍🦱👱🏾‍♀️👨🏾‍🦳👩🏾👨🏾‍🦱 added CoOkIe MoNsTeR😏😕😫😤😒🙁😩😠😞☹️🥺😡😔😣😢🤬😟😖😭🤯:

My mannn💀🎃😼🫶🏾☠️😺😽🤲🏾👽😸🙀👐🏾👾😹😿🙌🏾🤖😻😾👏🏾:not yall talking about us nd how much yall miss us

     Yall want to meet our new adopted children 🤗🤗

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:shi not dry anymore 💀 anyway more children 🤗🤗

Pippy poo😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃:this the life updates i was talm about nd yes

Mommy nèa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳:nah because they use to do life updates about what they was eating sandwich 💀 and yes i will be seeing my grandbabies

Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴:not nea nea learning how to text nd yes ill be coming

Weird David 😮‍💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵‍💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖:yes i will be coming

ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻:count me in

Oakyyyyy the unfuckable tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾:duh you duhduh

Christopfuckme👶🏾🧑🏾👩🏾‍🦰👱🏾‍♂️👧🏻👨🏾🧑🏾‍🦰👩🏾‍🦳🧒🏾👩🏾‍🦱👨🏾‍🦰🧑🏾‍🦳👦🏿🧑🏾‍🦱👱🏾‍♀️👨🏾‍🦳👩🏾👨🏾‍🦱:as your 2/3d dad of course

CoOkIe MoNsTeR😏😕😫😤😒🙁😩😠😞☹️🥺😡😔😣😢🤬😟😖😭🤯:hell yeah

LiNaMiNrOlL🥶😨😓🫣🫡😶‍���️😰🤗🤭🤫😱😥🤔🫢🫠:yes my knew grandbabies.????????

My mannn💀🎃😼🫶🏾☠️😺😽🤲🏾👽😸🙀👐🏾👾😹😿🙌🏾🤖😻😾👏🏾:we want to make sure that it fits your schedule so check your calendar ask everyone you know about anything because we want you there

[jayflrt]

HEESEUNG ADMITTING HE DID SABOTAGE JAY OH IM SO HAPPY I WAS SO RIGHT LITTLE AHIT AND ALSO TALK ABOIT THE JEALOUSY AND JAY BEING ACCEPTED SO QUICKLY AHHHH 😋

DID YOU JUSTV EDGE US WITH THE LAST PART IM SO ???? ”I punched him because of you” OHHH ME WHEN 🔥🔥🔥‼️😍😍😍😍 THIS IS THE WORST WAY TO EDGE ME. CANT BELIEVE I HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER DAY FOR IT TO BE OUT (idm waiting) fun fact me and my friend were planning our hangout before you posted 😭 I just told her to pause because my fav fic updated, should really go back to that.

im so excited to the progress in jayn relationship, heeseung and Giselle relationship and the boyzzz 💯 relationship too. also seeing the last messages about jay and the client i feel like Jay has an idea of who it is but now he’s trying his best to keep on track while trying client to reveal about themselves ! admitting his feelings OH BIG BOY !!! when this whole thing is over I just hope Jay gets a whole ass break 🙏 ps. We need yn thirsting over Jay in gym🥴😵‍💫 ( me too )

theory anon

HAHAHA YES the theorizing is strong with u theory anon 🧘‍♀️ hoon and heeseung are 100% threatened by jay like i'd be mad too if someone just showed me up in every possible aspect when Im supposed to be the nepo baby like 👎👎

AHHH SORRY FOR THE CLIFFHANGER but i think today's chapter will be v much worth it (???) possibly 🥳 OMG PLSSS I HOPE YOU HAD A FUN TIME WITH YOUR FRIEND THO <33

i'm glad you're looking forward to more of the story !!! 🥰 jay definitely has his speculations but since his main goal isn't to find out Who the client is rn he's not very bent on that,, but once he sets his mind to it 😎 nah cause his biceps like pls just put me down rn 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

[locklylemybeloved]

no one cares if you dont care about the joe alwyn stuff just let people have fun and stop shaming them for enjoying stuff. so what if people on twitter and tiktok are like dissecting her music thats what its there for? to listen to and analyze? it just pisses me off that you think youre entitled to tell everyone that theyre awful and not as cool and good as you because you dOnT cArE aBoUt tAyLoR sWiFt. swiftie my ass, way to out yourself as a toxic fan and a hateful person

look anon idk what part of my post you actually did read 🤨🤓 but clearly it wasnt much of it 😖🫤 or your reading comprehension really is *that bad* 😬 because i never said anything about other fans being “less than me,” 🥶🥵 in fact, i actually said the opposite 🥰🥸 which, again, i dont blame you for missing because you saw maybe one sentence and your vision went red 😩😫😤

but seriously pookie 😝😋 if you were that bothered over my post, but not bothered enough to actually read the full thing before you got mad at me about it, you should have just blocked me or just ignored it 🤣😹

because,,, believe it or not,,, when you see something on [tumblr] .com that you dont like? 😫😦 you can just try this really interesting thing that is very hip with the kids these days called ✨ignoring it✨ 🤭🤪😍

nobody forced you to read the post (clearly, cause you didnt) and NOBODY forced you to respond. so. yeah bud try idk getting some hobbies. make some friends. leave the people you dont agree with over trivial things alone. chillax my dude 😌

(heres the post anon was being so angy abt btw)

[roseworth]

Jason can’t be blamed for anything he does because he has pit madness I read it in a fic so it must be true🥺😩🥲 Tim has horrible abusive parents I feel so bad for him 😩😔😢 Dick loves hugs and cereal and is a himbo king 💕😍🥰 I only read WFA so I know the character better than you 😋🤪😜

sooo true ☹️☹️ jason is seeing green every time he gets mad!!! its not his fault hes just so scared 😣 and tims parents were EVIL!!!! they locked in a closet and paid people to kill him every day 😩😩😩 at least dick is so silly and there to be the nice older brother 😍 hes so sunshiney and happy but he cant live by himself because he doesnt know how to do anything 😝😝

[dykemcqueen]

musings on a personal vice: i often feel attracted to the shine of meaningless ultracapitalism because it is a scam. it is fake it til you make it, on the biggest scale possible. it is, to be honest, very easy if you know the proper language and you have just a few connections and you smile and you're charming and you lie through your teeth.

and it's attractive bc you can make six figures clackin away at a keyboard sitting in stupid meetings doing jack shit. it would be completely unbearable if you werent making absolute bank. but you are. so sometimes im like wow i could very easily do that! all i have to do is sell a teeny tiny piece of my soul :) i think i am at heart a scammer and i was born to do mad men stuff ❤️ but its quite literally evil and stupid. youre not contributing anything of worth to this world. in fact youre actively perpetuating an inherently abusive socioeconomic system. it is so much better for the earth and your friends and your soul to do real work including but not limited to: creating art, helping people, cooking, starting a garden, providing a tangible service, making little trinkets, laughing with your besties, enjoying your time.

sometimes people tell me well isabelle it's not like this will change anything. you do you ! get yours !!! but i dont know. maybe ill sleep better. maybe at least i can cultivate a community that cares for each other. also i just dont need that much. most people dont. to stay clothed fed housed entertained creative and happy no one would need that much except that rich people keep taking all the money and making things cost too much because ! and ive said it before ! theyre scammers !!! they lie !!!! they cheat !!!!! they refuse to pay a proper wage !!!!!! they manuever situations to benefit themselves and themselves only. i dont wanna be that guy. i dont even wanna be the guy writing emails for them. and sometimes i wish i made 200k/yr at a consulting firm 🥰 sometimes i wish i could apply for a job and stick to it until im the well-paid management in charge of "delegation" 😋 sometimes i wish i could just do investments and "make my money work for me" 😍 but i know for a fact consultants dont do anything and also steal jobs. i know employees can be in charge of themselves and the current hierarchy of owners & management doesnt need to exist. i know making your money work for you is code for making someone else work for you and then taking their money. so even if consulting or some other tiktok girlboss career is perfect for me i will continue to resist all temptation.

[ajsnow]

Im a man with a masterplan I do give a slam of the ham on ya spam yam super duper im a trooper skilled warrior chop ken pigs head off more real than a barbie man yallhaving so much sex i flex flex this muscle as hes spasms my plasma scare orgasms master of platters my mind shatters dreams of fat witches dreams red headed heat people mad so much whisky and a weed fag, i dont jet lag i fly like a drag tobbaco in the bag, no need for drugs I hate all drug addicts with no voilence so silence as my thunder firin you im hiring perfect human bieng of my business So no nosy witness, im your manager everyday so give me new brand mustang cuz i have a fang, Hip Hop i bang, Give me my new bronco or eat a taco im more beef even though ill will never eat beef, go to the reef , King of idaho I slay a hoe, you sniffin blow i go with tha flow forever sober im much colder like a polar bears dozer doze down ya house like a mouse, Fuck cops and sheriffs as i laugh hard, they scared from the truth im sayin i go super sayin these cops are vegetas, Im vegan fajitas i come with tha heatas My bro and my stepdad keep going against me but dont give a fuck i aint no duck and dont give a fuck so i upperchuck satans cluck cookoo your booboo and poopoo lulu eatin your uru im zulu or uru New suburu wild man of the forest, im raw metaphorous oxygen man lose ya breath with tha palm of my hand…. to my woman bride, what you do is you get the palm of your right hand you use with force and hit the nose the nose bone up the brain no more oxygen and they die too much cocained people and and do it to the ones on all drugs hahahahah blood out the nose then they fall😭🐇👩‍❤️‍👨🧑🏼‍🎤🙅🏼‍♀️🦄🐁🥰😍💗😍🥷🏻🥰😘😋🥳🤩🤬😶‍🌫️🥶😱😤🫡💀👻🤡👺🤠👿🤑🤮👽👾👾🎃☠️🤟🏼👍🤘🏻🤙🏻👋🏻🦾🙏🏼✍🏼👅👧👨🏾‍🦰👩🏼‍🦳👮🏼👩‍🎤👨🏻‍🍳👩🏻‍✈️🤴👸🫃🙋🏼💇🏼‍♀️🧖🏼‍♂️🧖🏻‍♀️🕺🏻🏃‍♀️🐷🏃‍♀️💃🏼👀👁🗣 hey what its self defense not murder 😂😭

[nattinatalia]

Urban Wyatt x Reader x Daughter Instagram AU

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cassiewyatt Fathers fashion style, but mothers music talent 🖤 ❤️‍🔥

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urbanwyatt 😎 yes to all of that

yourusername Some of his outfit decisions were questionable but he made it work.

urbanwyatt It worked if I pulled you.

yourusername Pulled? 🤮 🙄 What if I told you it wasn’t for your outfits ? 😉 👅 😋

cassiewyatt NO 🛑 STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!

alizemiaharlow You always have the best outfits 😮‍💨🤌🏼

cassiewyatt 🥰🥰

jackharlow You and Mia making music and putting out your EP in the same month, that shit pulls at my heartstrings. Proud of you both. Keep killing it!!!!!!

cassiewyatt Uncle Jack-Jack 🥺 thank you to aunt & my parents for always pushing Mia and I to follow our dreams, even if we kept changing them 100xs over and over again.

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cassiewyatt Arriving at the Harlow x Wyatt party reunion- yes that’s a thing 🪩 💃🏻

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ezharlow 📸 😏

cassiewyatt You’re just like my dad omg 🙄 yes photo creds to annoying ass Ezequiel 🧀

urbanwyatt Don’t compare me to this little shit

ezharlow This little shit used to be your favorite back in the day

urbanwyatt Used to, key word

yourbestiename Aww are you still mad that Ez and Cass have a thing???

urbanwyatt There is not a thing.

yourusername There is and there isn’t, turns out your daughter is just like you when it comes to dating. She doesn’t want commitment, but god forbid Ezequiel entertains another girl 🙃😂

urbanwyatt Atta girl

jackharlow May I remind you how that played out? For 3 years between you both????

urbanwyatt Oh 😤 yea that’s not happening.

alizemiaharlow My sexy baby 😍 🔥

cassiewyatt Where are you?? Pls tell me you’re already here? Save me from them!

alizemiaharlow 😂 I’m with the moms at the bar.

jackharlow ALIZE MIA HARLOW, you better not be drinking!!!

yourbestiename She’s not, relax she knows better. Cass, are you going to walk in or are you going to stand outside arguing with my son all night?

cassiewyatt 😳 How do you-nvm, yes omw

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cassiewyatt Doctors, he’s out again!!!!!!! when your dad thinks he can still hang 💀 he looks miserable right now.

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yourusername Cassandra te va regañar tu papá 😂😂😂😂 but yes, totally agree.

urbanwyatt Why are you picking on me now?

jackharlow LMAO 🤣

cozane Old man can’t hang anymore 🤣💀

urbanwyatt Says the one who passed out on the stairs after 6 shots.

alizemiaharlow Haha Nino Urby you definitely look like you broke out from a mental hospital 💀

ezharlow Because he did 😏

urbanwyatt Boy if you don’t get the fuck outta here!!!!!!! You coming for me when you’re trying to get with my daughter? NOOOO.

yourbestiename Leave my son alone, or I’ll tell them all the stories from Y/N and Miami.

yourusername Wait how did I get involved into this?

jackharlow He comes for our son, we tell your daughter how y’all really started your wonderful relationship 😉😂😂😂

ezharlow I want to know this. Tell us everything you know about him and tia 😈

yourbestiename Kid, we’re trying to make things easier for you. Don’t stir the pot, you’re just like @ druski2funnny

druski2funnny 😂😂😂

[ashxjohnny]

Bylers: we've been queerbaited, i'm so mad, i'm so done with this show, i hate the duffers, i just can't believe what they've done to my boys, i wanna kms, i'm breaking everything, fuck off🤬😡👹👿💥😱😢🥺😭

Bylers literally 3 seconds later: WAIT WAIT, I HAVE A THEORY, BYLER IS GONNA BE CANON IN SEASON 5, I'M TOTALLY SURE ABOUT IT, THIS SCENE CLEARLY SHOWS MIKE IS IN LOVE WITH WILL, WE'RE WINNING, DON'T LOSE HOPE, MIKE WHEELER I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE😍🤩😋🥰😄💪🏻❤️✨

I love us, honestly. You guys are my safe place😅🏠❤️

[inspiredwriter]

*Un rato En la habitación de Leo 2018*

Leo 2018 :*entra la habitación* Hola mi gatita de azúcar Te traje bolitas de pizza 🥰😁🍘🍕💕💗💖💞

Stefany 2018 : Muchas gracias Lee, se ve muy delicioso😃😋💕💘💗🩷*besa a Leo en la mejilla* Mmmuah~😚💋💞💝💘¿En dónde lo conseguiste Qué hacen bolitas de pizza?🤨😄🍕💖💕

Leo 2018 : Bueno lo conseguí en un restaurante que hacían la pizza en bolitas 😃😉🏪🍕

Stefany 2018 : de acuerdo es que eso se hace conocidas🤔😟🍘*agarra la bolita de pizza*recuerdo que tu, comiste esas bolitas porque tenía veneno Místico Qué trajo Raph de carne sofrita🤨😕🐷🧪☠️

Leo 2018 : Si, pero ese cerdo malvado panzón tiene su negocio su camioneta barata comida de animales místicos 😒🙄🚐*acaricia a Stefany en la mejilla* vamos cariño solo pruébalos 😚🥰💕💝💗🩷

Stefany 2018 : Está bien tortuguita 😄😍💕💘💞🩷❣️*come la bolita de pizza*Mmmm, está delicioso~😋☺️🍕💞💕💝

Leo 2018 : ves amor te dije que te gustaría 😏😉💖💗💕❣️

Stefany 2018 : Mmmhm~😣😓Lee no me siento muy bien 😞😖💦💓💕*le crece sus pechos y revienta el botón de su camisa* ¡Ay Dios Qué me pasó a mis pechos crecieron pareces grandes melones! 😲😱💦🍈🍈

@inspiredwriter

Leo 2018: Ohoho, I didn’t expect the result to be so impressive😯😏💓❣️💗💞 *Walks up to Stefany and takes off her shirt* You look dazzling, kitty~😍😈💖🩷💕

Stefany 2018: *covers her breast and moves away from Leo* Leo, admit it, was there some kind of potion in these pizza balls?🤨😳💨 Are you not happy with my usual breast size?🥺😢

Leo 2018: What are you talking about, my kitty, I love you as you are and I have no complaints about your usual breast size!😧😰💦 ...It's just that when I found out that this thing can increase breast size for several hours, I thought it would be interesting to use it during our lovemaking😅😁💦💖💗💕💝

Stefany 2018: Oh, don't worry, little turtle, I wouldn't be mad at you for anything, I'm just a little embarrassed🤭🥰💝💞❣️ *Undresses* But I also want to have fun in these few hours😉😈💓🩷💞

Leo 2018: *Undresses and puts on a condom* Oooh, sweetie, you're the best!😀😍💓❣️💘💕 *Hugs Stefany's waist and helps her lie down on the bed* It's going to be very hot here, babe😈🥰🔥💘💗💖💞 *Kisses Stefany on the lips* Mmmmuah~😚💕💝💘💖

@swagreecrow

[saltymongoose]

hi itz me again lolololol!!!

imagin.. stereotypical beach episodes but self awar au and like.. reader finds cool swimsuit that finally fits them and just goes whatever, cliche besch episode starts as the boys nosebleed multiple times bc of the reader in auch clothing🥰🥰🥰😍😍😋😋

-chatty anon

I'm not even sure if there are beaches in Madness' Nevada, but the state has some so why not lol. Nevada's probably blazing hot regardless, so wanting to cool off in the water is understandable. You'd probably have to make a legitimate plan for it since I'd imagine the boys don't make a point of bringing swimsuits with them (if they even have some to begin with). The fact that you'll be wearing one as well is a subject of hidden tension amongst them, cause they have to figure out what you'll be wearing and what they should do to get it to fit you properly cause of different sizing, and then behind that there's the question of what you'll actually look like wearing it and wet from the water and-

It's a whole fiasco for them mentally, to say the least.

But nothing could prepare them for what it was actually like to see you with it on. And it doesn't even matter what you choose to wear, it could be anything from a micro bikini or a full wetsuit, all that matters is that you're in it. Honestly, it kinda concerned you when you first walked out onto the sand and they just silently stared at you for a few minutes. (Was there something wrong with the way you put it on? Did the seams you stitched start to tear?) They snap out of it after a time, but in their minds, they're still freaking out. It's almost like they can trace every curve and line of your body with their eyes, and when you actually get into the water the effect gets worse (or better, if you're them I suppose). Try as they might they just can't stop staring; you're just so pretty in every way imaginable, the look of you in a swimsuit only confirms how perfect your body is as well. (Because they spend so much time looking at your face, they've already affirmed how beautiful your visage was weeks before). It's the kind of image they want to imprint into their minds forever.

Aside from the blatant ogling, the rest of the "beach day" goes as normal. You swim with them (well, the main three at least, Doc decides to sit under the umbrella and make sure no one steals your stuff), build sandcastles (this time with Doc), have water fights, and eat whatever you've managed to scrounge together in kind of a picnic. Although, actually applying sunscreen was a little tedious. They appeared to fight over who should help you with your back before you eventually chose one of them (some physically, guess who) and would refuse to let anyone other than you help them. (Which you found flustering cause it's not like they looked bad in their swimsuits either.) However, it was still a fun day of relaxation for you all, and the boys will likely be quite keen on doing it again, so you should hang onto that suit they fixed up for you. You'll likely be using it a lot.