#fuck you Jeff bezos

[routeriver]

is prime video and amazon video the same thing

[raspberry-gloaming]

HUUUUUUGHFHDJ I HATE THIS SO MUCH SORRY TO YELL WAIT NO IM NOT SORRY THIS IS SO UGH

AMAZON PRIME FUCK YOU! I LOVED BEING ABLE TO LISTEN TO SONGS I ACTUALLY WANTED TO LISTEN TO, ARTISTS I WANTED TO LISTEN TO! SONGS I COULD REPLAY IN THE BACKGROUND FOR HOURS ON REPEAT, JAMMING OUT TO MY FAVOURITE TUNES.

BEING ABLE TO GO BACK AND FOCUS ON A SONGS, BE LIKE, "ECHO GO BACK 20 SECONDS" BUT NOW? ITS ALL GONE! IF I WANTED SHUFFLING ID GO TO SPOTIFY THIS HURTS MY SOUL I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT!!!!

IT EVEN ADDS SONGS I DONT WANT TO HERE TO MY PLAYLISTS THATS NOT WHAT I WANT PLEASE I HATE THIS I WANT TO CRY

[kaustic]

thought about r*ngs of p*wer again. gonna commit an atrocity

[glitter-oracle]

my pain is called... having an amazon tablet that won't support ibis paint x

[brightlotusmoon]

[sixleggedleech]

So, right after I bitch about corporations not giving a shit about customers, Amazon fucked me, and a major furniture store fucked up delivery on my grandma's bed and can't schedule a truck that can make it down our hill until Wednesday (in 5[!] Days) so we had to unpackage (because after Pandemic Times you have to put your mattress in a $15 plastic bag) her ancient disintegrating bed and listen to her howl like a banshee about how it's unacceptable and basically stomp her feet like a toddler (which is just disappointing with someone I held in higher intellectual esteem).

[She's showing it off to a friend! In jest! Everyone is fuming and there's no answers, period.]

Like shit was on queue.

[lady-raziel]

REVIEWS SAY FALLOUT TV SERIES DOESN'T SUCK

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

Rings of Power Update: Mairon Edition

Expectation:

Reality:

[batclawsss]

consumerism is insane like someone can say THIS ITEM IS A MUST HAVE! AMAZON FINDS UNDER $5 😱 and the item is a thing that you’d literally never use ever and buying it is actively giving money to one of the richest assholes alive and contributes to global warming and people will still buy it

[thenearsightedmicroraptor]

People have been waxing up and down walls about this submarine thing and it feels stupid to add to the debate but I'm gonna do it anyway because I have a perspective on the whole thing that I want to elaborate on

I am celebrating. I recognize that it is morbid to celebrate a human being's death, and many people have been wringing their hands talking about how they don't support the idea of billionaires but they don't want them to die!

Do you know why I want billionaires to die?

It's because they have removed themselves from any other god damn consequense on Earth. There's nothing we can do! We can't take their money, it's in investments. We can't burn their house down, they have the money for every security measure on earth, and even if we could, they'll buy a new one and it won't even make a dent in their economy - nothing is irreplaceable. We can't lobby, we can't vote, at every corner, they're there, pumping more money into getting to keep their money. We can't jail them (prisons are backwards and should be abolished but that's another talk) and we can't take their stuff. We can't take their stuff!! That's the whole point! There is a reason the phrase "having more money than god" speaks to me so much. They have left the perils that us mortals still have to weasel through, they have made it to some fucking abstract, intouchable godhood where nothing we mere mortals can do will touch them. They have barred off every consequense they could possibly suffer, they have made sure we have no way to touch them.

The only lasting consequense left for these people is death. That's the only denominator that they haven't managed to buy their way out of - though they're trying, with advanced healthcare that only they can afford, and, y'know, having access to clean water and healthy food and living in places that aren't subsceptible to natural disasters. These people even could have bested the uncaring crushing weight of the ocean if they had been willing to pour the proper amount of money into it - their undoing was, in fact, to not use enough money to make a proper submersible!

So anyway.

These people have been killing, hoarding, abusing, and destroying countless lives on their way to be excempt from every consequense that could possibly touch them.

I am celebrating because I want billionaires to suffer consequenses for their actions. And these people have put themselves in a situation where the only lasting consequense they can suffer is death. It is the first and only stairstep. The world is the dog that they have taught not to growl as a warning, to not snap as a warning, to not raise its bristles as a warning. The world is the dog that is not allowed to show any warning signs. The world is - we are - the dog that has been given no choice but to suffer, quietly, unobstructively, and more and more and more, forever - our only other choice is to maul. And then get punished for it.

So when I see a bunch of billionaires pay obscene amounts of money to willingly be put into their billionaire buddy's homemade saw trap and it closes on them, I am going to fucking celebrate. When something that they cannot punish, such as the crusing weight of the North Atlantic Ocean, finally makes it so that just a few of these people are no longer intouchable? Then I am going to fucking celebrate. And I'll continue to celebrate for as long as it takes. Until they take the growling seriously and learn to stop pulling my fur.

[leakyrectum]

its not the BEST in terms of accuracy but i think im getting better at getting riks likeness down fast

[going-to-superhell]

The fact that I hexed Amazon to lose a fuck ton of money and they lost 1 trillion makes me happy

[johnisonlysleeping]

I get why people love money but.. literally you can have ALL THE MONEY and it will not make you happy after a certain point like you’re such a fucking freak getting that wealthy. Go see a therapist. Psychoanalyse why nothings ever good enough for you

[thecooler]

I don't talk much about politics on here anymore (I expend enough energy on it irl and this is a silly personal blog) but I would like to take a moment to assure everyone that Justin Trudeau is a bitch and I want to tear apart most Canadian politicians with my teeth ❤️❤️

[loz-tearsofahomo]

If good omens doesnt get renewed for season 3 or gets cancelled im pretty sure many crimes will be on the table for me i need it please please please i am not above begging or war

[brightokyolights]

Bro no joke, forgetting that not everyone hates capitalism and then having to try have a reasonable conversation with someone about buying things... *eye twitch*