#fuckin s u e m e (pls don’t)

[joonberriess]

h o m i e h o p p e r

p a i r i n g : JK, HSK, NJ x reader

g e n r e : college au.

t a g s : homie hopping (the title duhhh), bang chan makes an appearance as your bf, he’s being cucked, vaginal sex, blow jobs, cunnilingus, sex tapes, sexual objectification (on reader), dirty talk, degradation, hook-ups, voyeurism, reader is really pretty (she’s a sweetie pls), poly!relationship undertones, chan refuses to even believe the rumors, sexual innuendos and jokes, the boys are assHOLES, low-key toxic, joon and them are fuckin mean, car sex, chan's POV, surprise for u at the end, chan goes thru it a lot, everyone is bad here LMAO

w o r d c o u n t : 6.3 k

s u m m a r y : the rumors weren’t true… or were they?

When Chan first heard the rumors he was absolutely furious, how could anyone ever talk about someone like that? Never mind that, WHY would anyone talk about his girlfriend point blank period. It pissed him off that anyone he talked to always had to bring you up with the same damn question over and over again.

“Oh you’re dating now? I thought she was fucking Jungkook?”

“I heard Namjoon and her hooked up at the party last night, is that true?”

“No way dude, you’re going out with Seok’s girl? He was telling me the other night how he and Joon took turns.”

Sure he knew you got around a lot but he didn’t care that was your business, the more important thing was you were with him now and he was sure you weren’t capable of cheating. How could you? Not when you were the sweetest thing on this earth, you wouldn’t even harm a fly let alone think about being unfaithful. Chan learned to ignore the comments thrown at him, he knew you better than anyone else.

You seemed to be very popular, often attracting attention left and right because of your nice personality and your pretty face. Chan honestly felt like he had lucked out with you, you liked some things he liked, you shared some hobbies, and you listened to a few genres Chan liked. He was stuck in the honeymoon phase and he never wanted to wake up from it.

Chan however did find it a bit weird how..touchy and friendly his housemates seemed to be you. Yes he did know about the rumors of you and his housemates but he kind of didn’t believe them to be true. Maybe they were exaggerating? His housemates didn’t seem to say anything about the situation so maybe people had it all mixed up.. Right?

He starts observing how you interact with them whenever you come over. His eyes are watchful as you greet Hoseok at the door with a sweet smile on your face and a handful of cookies you baked. Chan stares at the seemingly innocent interaction, only getting up to intervene when he sees something odd.

“Hi Seokie,” you softly smile, “I baked some cookies for everyone, Channie told me you guys have been really stressed out from exams ‘n stuff.”

Hoseok grins, “Well aren’t you a sweetheart? Isn’t Chan so lucky to have someone like you? I mean your cookies aren’t the only sweet thing I like to eat.” He shoots a wink and reaches down to grab one, biting into it with a pleased hum.

You reach up to gently wipe the corner of Hoseok’s lips with your thumb, “Thank you sweetheart.” Hoseok slowly licks his lips.

Chan watches in pure silence, a little put off about the strange show of affection he’s seeing. “Okay Seok, me ‘n y/n are gonna head off now, you remember it’s movie night don’t you baby?” He gently pulls you by your waist to his side, wanting you as far away from Hoseok as possible.

“Oh yes! We’re gonna have a Scream marathon!” You excitedly buzz, “Bye Seokie,” you wave and let Chan guide you up the stairs with a possessive hand laid over your back. Chan glances one last time at Hoseok, finding him staring very intently, specifically your ass which sits so perfectly in your leggings. Hoseok actually fucking winks at him as Chan disappears upstairs.

The second time he realizes things aren’t right is the morning after you stay the night, no one is home except for Namjoon. Chan wakes up to a note on his nightstand telling him you’re downstairs making breakfast. The little hearts you drew make his heart flutter as he sleepily smiles and rolls out of bed.

As he makes his way down and around the corner he can hear those cute little giggles of yours. Reality shatters the moment and snaps him out of his daze when he hears Namjoon’s deep baritone voice.

Namjoon…?

Chan curiously peeks into the kitchen only to find you standing there in his oversized shirt he gave you the night before. If memory served him correctly, you went to bed in his shirt and with ONLY panties underneath.. His eyes widened, shocked to see Namjoon standing directly behind you pressed so closely as he opened the cabinet to reach for something high up on the shelf.

“Careful now shortie, don’t want you falling and hurting yourself.” Namjoon lazily smirks, passing the bowls you had asked him for, “Especially with you bouncing all over the place.” He hums, reaching down to smack your ass as he walks over to the fridge.

You voice your complaints with an angry pout, turning to say something when you see Chan. “Channie! You’re up, I made some pancakes and a fruit bowl.” You cheerfully say, “Sit, sit I’m just about to finish,” you say.

“You good there Channie?” Namjoon draws out with a tiny smirk, leaning up against the fridge with his arms crossed. “You look like you just saw a ghost or something.” His eyes briefly break contact to trail after you when you pass by him.

Chan nods, “I’m good,” he shoots you a tiny smile before looking back at Namjoon blankly, “all good.”

Something is definitely wrong by the third time he realizes there’s more than what meets the eye. It’s what people have to say about Jungkook when the little bubble he’s been cooped up in finally bursts. Chan doesn’t wanna hear it but he knows his brain will be nagging about it later on if he doesn’t clear things up once and for all.

“Jungkook? You mean the footballer you live with?” Hyunjin raises a brow in confusion, “Why do you wanna know about him and your girlfriend? Unless you’re like into that sorta stuff man.”

Chan sighs in exasperation, “No I’m not trying to say anything right now, I’m curious that’s all. Jungkook’s never mentioned any girl before and I’m wondering if he and y/n had history together or some shit, that’s all.”

Hyunjin has this look on his face like he doesn’t truly believe it, but lucky for Chan he doesn’t comment about it. “I heard a couple of things. Two semesters ago someone caught Jeon in his car fucking someone, no one was sure who it was but we all had a feeling it had to be y/n because he posted a like selfie with some girl’s hand in the frame and then y/n posted a pic of her inside someone’s car, it looked like JK’s so we all knew it was them two.” He shrugs.

“Ohh really?” Chan nods slowly, now that he thinks about it Jungkook did mention once or twice of a girl he was fucking on the low, said something about her being “the best piece of ass” he’s ever gotten. Thinking about it now makes Chan’s stomach curl in disgust and other unpleasant feelings.

“Yeah, but that was ages ago man you don’t really have anything to worry about now.” With that Chan’s left alone to wallow in his own thoughts.

The girl he’s been with for the past two months really fucked his friends before she landed on him.. He can’t exactly say he’s happy with the idea but if nothing was going on right now, he was fine. The past was past, you were with him now and nothing was going to change that fact.

He hopes.

+

Chan doesn’t think about it as much as he did before, if anything it’s long forgotten because he rather focus on the present rather than the past. He got over it and made peace with the idea of nothing going on. He blamed it on his damn insecurities.

For about two weeks Chan is in pure bliss with you. Your little dates carry on and surprisingly the comments people made died down. Hell he didn’t notice any weird shit on behalf of his other housemates who seemed to barely be at home whenever Chan brought you over. Seeing this as an opportunity he brings you with him one night, knowing that the guys were out for the night.

Things lead to another and pretty soon you’re both getting down and dirty in his sheets, closed away in the privacy of his bedroom. The perks? You could be as loud as you wanted, and Chan didn’t have to worry about anyone hearing you two go at it through the paper thin walls.

Chan had you laid back on the comforter, thighs wrapped around his midsection and hips a little elevated to strike that spongy spot that drove you crazy all the time. Your head was thrown back on the pillow with your eyes shut in bliss and lips formed in a tiny ‘o’ as moans and whimpers left you.

“C-Chan,” you mewled out, desperately clawing and twisting at the sheets, “so good.” Your breath hitched, eyes fluttering open to stare up at him.

Chan groans under his breath and re-adjusts his grip on your hips, getting a good grip as he plows into your squelching pussy. The sounds of his balls smacking against your ass ring in his ears, the bed creaks audibly against the wooden floor of his bedroom. The sounds were so filthy they were porn worthy.

“Fuck, you gonna cum baby?” He murmurs darkly, face twisting in pleasure as he feels you cunt clench down tightly around his shaft, making his cock throb weakly in response. “Can feel your little pussy gettin’ tighter and tighter for me.”

You moaned lewdly at his words and nod frantically, “Gonna cum–oooh..! R-Right there..!” You writhe on the bed, hips pushing up and squirming around so much you almost slip off his cock.

“Go ahead baby,” Chan moans, “cum on my cock.” He pants heavily, leaning down to smother you in a passionate kiss as his pace speeds up.

You wrap your arms around his neck with a loud moan, teetering on the edge of an orgasm. Chan can feel you getting close, and right before he can reach down to rub at your swollen nub he hears the door click open and Jungkook’s loud laughter.

“Chan, you gotta check this shit out–” Jungkook looks up and his eyes widen, “Holy fuck man, my bad.” He laughs harder.

Any pleasure Chan was feeling moments prior is now gone, he feels his cock even soften from the sound of Jungkook entering. He quickly throws a blanket over your naked form, glad he had been too impatient to take his boxers off. “Jungkook–” he sighs, “Can you step out? Not fucking cool,” he shoots a glare at Jungkook, making sure to cover your smaller frame with his own body.

“Sure, Channie,” Jungkook mocks, “whatever you say.” He turns to walk back out, turning his head over his shoulder to shoot you a smirk, “So you wear lace now?” Chan’s face burns with both anger and embarrassment after Jungkook pointed out the panties set lying on his floor nearby the door. “Don’t get ya panties in a twist, I’m goin’.” Jungkook shuts the door behind him.

A long sigh leaves Chan and he turns to look over at you apologetically, “I forgot to lock the door dammit.” He rubs his face in frustration, irritated that he was reminded of the shit he didn’t want to be thinking about.

“It’s okay Channie,” you sit up, sheets around your body as you gently smooch his cheek, “I still enjoyed tonight with you.” You smile softly.

“Yeah… I did too,” Chan smiles back, trying not to look too dejected.

He confronts Jungkook a few days later. He’s sitting in the living room waiting for Jungkook to come home. He had sent a message and Jungkook simply replied that he’d be home in a few.

“You wanted to talk?” Jungkook says, tossing the keys into a bowl by the door as he sets his drink down, “What’s up?” He grunts, kicking his shoes off and going to sit in the living room across from Chan.

Chan notes the faint sweat on Jungkook’s face, shirt rolled up at the sleeves to show off his defined muscles which made the older look more intimidating. “The other night, you need to knock and I mean it Kook because you don’t know if I’m changing or y/n is not decent or anything and I don’t want shit to happen between us because what happened was fucking inappropriate and I didn’t like that shit. At all.” He folds his arms across his chest with a glare.

Jungkook hums, “Okay.”

“Okay? Is that all?” Chan raises a brow.

Jungkook shrugs, “You wanna know something Chan?” He says calmly and sits with his arms spread over the back of the couch, manspreading with a nonchalant attitude. “With a beautiful ass like that I wouldn’t dream of gatekeeping it from the entire world, I mean, it’s always a good feeling to show the others what they wished they had. So congrats on your win, not everyday someone lands a girl like y/n.”

“Jungkook what the fuck are you on?” Chan frowns.

“Nothing, I’m just being honest with you. I could care less if you’re feeling threatened by me or the guys. I see the way it kills you on the inside hearing all the shit they say about your precious y/n. Does that piss you off Channie? Thinking about how she fucked the three of us before she got to you?” He tilts his head to the side with mischief twinkling in his eyes.

Chan doesn’t think he can reply without having an outburst of some sort, he’s getting more pissed by the second. Any more of Jungkook’s crude talking and Chan thinks he’s going to explode from the anger…and he does NOT want to be the one to fight Jungkook, has anyone seen him in the gym?

“I’m gonna let you in on a little secret,” Jungkook smirks, taking a seat next to Chan, “there isn’t nothing about y/n that we haven’t seen already, so the next time you fuck her in the house, remember I once had my dick in there too.” He grins, “Tell her throat I said hi,” he chuckles quietly, getting off of the sofa and disappearing up the stairs.

Chan sits there with a blank stare, fists clenched tightly in his lap as he tries to control his breathing. In, out, in, out. He slumps in his seat, arm thrown over his face as he grumbles. That didn’t go as fucking planned, if anything Jungkook bitched him out without even having to try!

“Fuck,” he sighs longly, he decides he can’t wallow in self pity and rises off the couch.

Right as he steps outside of the house his phone buzzes. Curiously he unlocks his phone and opens the messages (which conveniently was from Jungkook). A thumbnail of a video sits innocently in the chat, Chan’s stomach drops because he knows what this is. His hands shake as he presses on the video.

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Jungkook was a really nice guy, he teased you a lot and was a bit cocky but it added to his charms. You meet through a mutual friend, who you feel sorry for because her plans to hook up with Jungkook seemed to fly out the window the moment he lays eyes on you. Jungkook makes it painfully obvious that the only person he was taking home was going to be you.

He fucked you so good you couldn’t even feel your legs afterwards, it was ten out of ten and you could see yourself coming back again. It turned into a little dick appointment situation, meeting up whenever either one of you wanted to fuck. Whether it be in the morning of afternoon or dead in the night it didn’t matter, somehow you guys always ended up fucking.

You felt comfortable enough with him to post about it without exactly letting anyone know it was Jungkook you were fucking. Jungkook did the same, often asking to record and take pictures while he was hitting it from the back or balls deep inside of you.

One night you will never forget is when Jungkook decides to record you in his car, the video itself is about forty minutes long, and that’s what he decided to capture (your fucking went on much longer than that). The first scene is shot with his phone propped up on the dashboard, facing the driver's seat.

You’re sitting in his lap grinding and rocking your hips in tiny circles around his throbbing wet cock. Jungkook had his arms wrapped tightly around your back as he held you close to him while you fucked yourself silly on his cock. Loud whimpers and little “uh’s” escaped your lips. The sound of your wet pussy drooling over his cock and the back of your thighs smacking into him resonated throughout the whole car.

Jungkook had one hand buried in your hair, gripping it tightly as he yanked your head back while you rode him. His eyes flickered past your shoulder and into the camera as he smirked darkly, toying with his lip ring while you frantically moved your hips.

“Mmm..! Ooh, right there,” you pant out in pleasure, eyes stinging from the pleasure and pleasant ache you feel from him yanking on your hair. Your hips slow down and swivel in small circles so you can feel his thick cock rub up against your walls in a delicious angle that has you seeing stars.

Jungkook focuses his attention right back to you and grunts softly, “There you go, good girl.” He uses his other hand to grip your hip as he helps you grind in smooth circles on his cock. “Shit,” he sighs, relaxing into the seat and letting his head roll back on the headrest.

Your arms come up to wrap around his neck, you hide yourself away in the crook of his neck and desperately roll your hips. Soft little moans and needy whines leave you every so often, the windows of the car have fogged up by now and the music playing from the radio is merely background noise.

Everytime you push your hips back you feel the soaked material of Jungkook’s sweats given that he hadn’t bothered with slipping them past his thighs. You shiver pleasantly when his hot breath hovers over your hardened nipples. He encloses one of the sensitive buds in his mouth, suckling gently and rolling his tongue around.

“Mmm..!” You arch your back even more, desperately chasing after the pleasure erupting in your chest area. Jungkook doesn’t seem to mind you pushing your soft tits in his face as he merely buries himself away in your chest while you ride him like your life depends on it.

After getting you to cum a couple of times he moves you two to the backseat. He’s holding his phone above you and recording the way your ass smacks against his hips. There’s a much louder slapping sound since he’s in control of the pace now, he wants you to feel this fucking for days to come.

“Greedy little thing you are, can’t seem to get enough of my cock can you?” Jungkook pants softly while slapping his hips against you, “Not gonna answer? Did I fuck you stupid already baby? Answer me,” he slaps your ass, “go on, tell me how good your ‘Jungkookie’ fucks you.” He grins, his laughter coming out breathless and dazed.

“ ‘s not enough, want it more–deeper, harder.” You gasp out, hands resting above you on the window to keep you grounded while he fucked your brains out, “Can feel it so deep inside,” you breathily moan, eyes slipping shut as his cock bumps into that spongy senstive spot inside of you, “mmmm–there–wanna cum again.” Your lips part, face scrunching cutely in pleasure as your body begins to go slack.

Jungkook softly moans and aims the camera down where you’re both connected. He increases the speed of his thrusts and angles his hips to keep hitting your sweet spot. He feels your pussy tighten and pulse around his cock, sending small shivers down his spine.

“Look up for me baby, say hi to the camera,” Jungkook licks his lips.

You tilt your head up with hooded and dazed eyes, moans tumbling from your lips and a little bit of drool slipping out the corner of your lips. Your breath hitches quietly, pouty lips parting once more as the noises you make increase in pitch. “There you go, show everyone what a slut you are for cock,” he smirks and reaches down with his tattooed hand to grab your chin and face you towards him.

“Oh fuck! Yes, yes..!” Chan sits there in his car with his jaw dropped, watching the now shaky video as Jungkook presumably fucks you into next week with how hard he’s going. Bitter humiliation sits in the pits of his belly.

+

Over the next few weeks Chan distances himself from everything really. He doesn’t know how he’s going to look at you now knowing the shit that happened with Jungkook. It was one thing to sit and listen to all these people talk about you two but it was a whole different story seeing it on video. Truly crushed his dignity and maybe his ego.

You of course had asked him if anything was wrong but Chan said the same thing, “No babe, just tired and burnt out from school stuff I got going.” And you bought it everytime. He felt bad yes but at the same time he felt like he just needed a little bit of space, he didn’t want to take his anger out on you because you didn’t deserve any of that.

Things back at the house seemed tense, Jungkook looked smug whenever he saw Chan and well, Chan didn’t have the energy to fight over shit like this. One would see it as him accepting that he was a bitch but Chan thought about it differently. Sure he felt extremely disrespected but what else could he do? He can’t reverse time and change the past.

Namjoon hadn’t bothered to comment much (the most he offered was “shit’s childish”) and Hoseok well he kind of tried to play mediator of the situation. He would make some jokes here and there to ease the tension in the room but Jungkook didn’t care. Jungkook was the most relaxed, and it irked Chan to no end how nonchalant he was about this, like if he didn’t show someone a video of him pounding their girlfriend.

“Penny for your thoughts?” Hoseok hums, shooting him that bright little smile he always gave everyone. “You’ve been oddly quiet for weeks now Chan.”

Chan looks at the elder with a quiet hum, “Nothing much Seok, just have a lot on my mind right now. And if you’re wondering, no I'm not upset with Jungkook or anything so you can rest easy. There won’t be a fight or anything like that.” He throws his head back and lets it hang off the couch, a long sigh escaping.

“Your face says otherwise.” Hoseok smirks.

“Listen, I don’t mean this in a bad way or anything but I’d appreciate it if you a) stop bringing this up about Jungkook and b) knock whatever weird fucking obsession you have with my girlfriend off. It’s fucking weird that you guys talk about her, make these smart ass comments, and eye fuck her when I’m right there. I get it, you guys fucked in the past but we’re in a relationship and I’d very much like for you to respect it.” He glares back, not realizing his voice rose with every word he spoke.

Hoseok stares at him for a few minutes with no expression on his face, and Chan at first thinks he fucked up but then the unexpected happens. The fucker laughs. He watches Hoseok throw his head back, shoulders shaking as he slaps his knee a couple of times.

“What the fuck is so funny?” Chan grits his teeth.

“Damn ‘Channie’ I thought you were better than this, you should feel happy she chose to be with you. You’re the mannnn,” he playfully hits Chan on the side, “I mean, she tastes as good as she looks.” He licks his lips, staring into Chan’s eyes unapologetically. “Does she still wear those pink panties of hers? You know which ones, little white bow and lacey trim…”

Chan knows exactly which ones he’s referring to. His fists clench in his lap tightly, he silently rages in his spot but it doesn't deter Hoseok. “I bet she still holds your head down right when she’s about to cum,” his voice drops to a husky whisper, “does this little thing with her hips, practically smothering you with her pussy.” Chan snaps his head towards Hoseok, watching as the usually playful man taunts and teases him.

“Oh I bet she does.” He grins, “Funny…she used to do the same with me.” He gets up and walks away with no other words. Chan stares ahead at the wall with a blank look and a fiery anger running through his veins.

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Hoseok was buried between your soft thighs, licking and sucking at your swollen clit with his fingers buried knuckle deep inside of your sopping wet pussy. Moans and whimpers tumbled freely from your lips, your head was thrown back with your lips parted and expression twisted into one of pure pleasure and bliss.

His fingers felt so good, stretching and filling your pussy to the brim. He stroked over your g-spot repeatedly, pairing his strokes with powerful sucks on your clit. It only had you dripping even more, thighs shaky and pussy leaking even more for him. “Seok,” you whimper, squirming around and lifting your hips as if you were offering your pussy up on a silver platter.

Hoseok took the bait, happily slurping away with his eyes closed as if he were in pleasure just being there between your soft thighs. Your cunt pulsed around his fingers, the pleasure sat hot in the pits of your belly. Hoseok was hellbent on getting you to gush because he wouldn’t let up on your g-spot.

“Fuck,” he softly pants against your soft pussy, “listen to you, absolutely fuckin’ soaked around my fingers.” He grins licking his lips, “You gonna squirt around my fingers like a good girl?”

His fingers start moving rapidly, the squelching noises get louder and tiny bits of slick spurt out from the sides of his fingers as he fucks them in and out. Your mouth falls open, you’re breathless as you weakly grip the bed sheets tightly. “Seok..!”

“That’s it, cum on my fingers and make a mess for me baby, gonna have you suck ‘em clean for me. ‘s what good girls do, isn’t that right?” He grins.

“Y-Yes..!” You gasp out.

Hoseok goes back down to take your clit in his mouth again, sucking harder than before. It sends a tremor down your spine and you cry out weakly, pussy squirting around his fingers. He moans for extra measure, causing you to weakly moan out for him to stop because it was getting to be too much.

“Good girl,” he pulls back and lifts his wet fingers, “now clean ‘em.”

.

Chan feels like he could fucking explode any minute now, everyone is walking around on eggshells in the damn house and of course Hoseok and Jungkook will stick together. Chan isn’t so sure about where Namjoon stands in all of this but he’s pretty certain he’ll side with his two friends on this one. Chan doesn’t care anymore, in fact he was already planning on leaving.

Call him a coward but he wasn’t going to waste his breath fighting, hell he wasn’t even sure y/n gave a shit about what was going on. Sometimes it made him feel like there was something he wasn’t seeing. Like this was some sort of test or a sick joke on their end, and as much as he didn’t wanna think about the possibility of you also playing sick games with him it was hard.

He hadn’t had much time to sit and talk with Namjoon given that there was tension in the house but Chan was pretty surprised to see Namjoon at home for once. These days it seemed like he was out more often to avoid the conflicts at home. It was even more surprising when Namjoon spoke to him.

“What’s up with you?” Namjoon nods his head at him, “Feels like we haven’t talked in a hot minute.”

Chan shrugs, “Been busy with work, school, you know how it is.” He replies back, busying himself with going through the fridge for his gatorade.

“You know this shit’s childish,” there it was, leave it to Namjoon to be the one to address the elephant in the room, “whatever the hell you got goin with Kook and Seok is gonna blow over pretty soon. I’m only saying this in case you guys hash it out in the yard and beat eachother up over something stupid.” He shrugs.

“And what would you classify as stupid? How is me calling them out for their weird ass behavior childish. No, you see I’m not stupid enough to fight over it but don’t you fucking think maybe I should speak up about it? It’s my fucking girlfriend we’re talking about, of course you would see me in the wrong because they’re your fucking friends.” He slams the fridge door a little harder then he intended to.

Namjoon raises a brow, “And what you gonna do about it?” He stands, rounding the table like a predator with narrowed eyes and an intense gaze, “Listen, the reality here is your girl fucked everyone in this house, simple as that. She’s been on Jungkook’s dick, Hoseok’s and mine. And if I fucking wanted to I’d have her hanging off my dick right here and right now in front of your face. And you wouldn’t do anything about it because you’re a little bitch who gets cucked in front of your damn face.” He stands in front of Chan now, staring down at him with his tongue poking the inside of his cheek.

Chan glares back, but Namjoon sets a hand on his shoulder, “Do me a favor and get some air, I can’t guarantee you things will be pretty if you stay. Unless you want me to show you just how well she takes my cock.”

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You pull back from his cock with a low pop, tongue swirling and collecting the beads of precum around his tip. Namjoon’s grip tightens in your hair, cock weakly throbbing because the head of his cock was a sensitive area for him. You cheekily dig your tongue into his slit to get a reaction out of him.

“Oh fuck,” he gasps out, hips jumping once more in surprise, “just like that..” He moans.

You take his cock into your mouth once more and start bobbing your head. You use your hands to twist and stroke his shaft. His moans rise in volume as the hand in your hair starts guiding you up and down his cock. Your eyes water occasionally from the feeling of his cock hitting the back of your throat.

“Take it like a good girl baby, gonna cum down your throat.. You gonna swallow like a good girl?” He rasps out. You eagerly nod and reach down to cup his balls, massaging them gently while you try to suck the soul out of him.

Namjoon’s hips stutter in their movements when he gets closer to coming undone. He groans louder and holds your head still to fuck up into your mouth. “Fuck, fuck.” He moans out as he throws his head back. You feel his cock twitch and throb in your mouth and you cheekily moan to cause vibrations.

He comes undone, cum spilling down your throat, “Fuckkkkk,” he whispers out, “so good for me baby..” he strokes over your head and keeps your head down until he’s done coming. “Go on and clean the mess you made, I don’t want to see not one drop go to waste.”

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Chan heads straight over to your place. On the way he tries to calm himself down but everytime he thinks about the conversation earlier he ends up heated all over again. “Fuck!” Chan yells in anger as he hits the steering wheel angrily.

“Chan?” Your sweet voice interrupts his thoughts, “I was asking if you wanted me to order some pizza and we can go pick it up?” You rub his back gently, comforting even, “Is everything okay?”

Chan shakes his head with a long sigh, burying his face in his hands as he looks over at you, “Some shit happened earlier but I’m fine now,” he waves you off, “call, call, I’m gonna use the restroom real quick.” He murmurs and gets up.

He felt even more pathetic that he couldn’t talk to you about what he was going through. Then again what could you do? You weren’t even their friends so it wasn’t like you could waltz in there and tell them off or something. You didn’t have a clue what was happening inside the house since Chan wasn’t bringing you around.

Chan closed his eyes and took a deep breath, “You got this.” He whispered and freshened up a bit before heading back out to you.

“Channie, I ordered the pizza, it’s gonna be ready in about fifteen minutes or so I think.” You say from inside the kitchen where you’re pouring him a glass of water, “Here sit, sit, you look really tense and stuff.”

“Thanks baby,” He smiles softly, all tension leaving his body since he couldn’t really stay mad around you. “How was your day?”

You shrug cutely, “Nothing too special since I went to class and after I just worked on my paper with Jungkook.”

Chan pauses, “Jungkook?” when you nod he speaks again, “Why?”

“We have the same class.” You reply softly.

Chan grips the cup a bit tighter, “No.. I mean why are you hanging around him? I told you it made me uncomfortable that you hang out with him when I’m not around.” He’s about to pop a fucking vessel with how angry he is.

You look unfazed, “Jungkook and I are friends,” you simply say, “I didn’t realize you were on such bad terms with him or something? Did anything happen for you to not like him?”

“Did anything happen?! Oh I don’t know y/n I’ve been fucking getting ganged up on by him and the guys, they’re all telling me what a hot piece of ass I got as a girlfriend! You think that’s something to get angry over? Are you gonna fucking sit there and tell me not to worry because you’re just friends?” He blows up.

Your lips part in surprise, eyes widening in awe as you listen to him rant angrily. “I tolerated enough when it came to them and you, I get it you all fucked and you fucking liked so what?! What the hell do you want me to do about it? Give you a fucking cookie and say good job?!”

His chest rises up and down in anger as he comes down from the rush. He stares down at you with pleading eyes, he wants you to say something. Anything. He just wants to put everything past him now.. Your lips part and you go to say something when he suddenly hears clapping behind you. “What the.” Chan frowns.

He looks over your shoulder and his heart drops to his ass. Jungkook comes out with a smug little smile on his lips as he takes a seat on the coffee table next to where you’re standing. “What a show you put on,” Jungkook whistles in amusement as he slithers an arm around your legs and tugs you closer to him, “didn’t know it had you bothered like that.”

“y/n what the fuck is going on?” Chan seethes, “Why the fuck is he here? Are you cheating on me with him, is that it?”

You stare at him with those sweet little puppy eyes of yours, pout forming on your lips as you gently reach over to caress Jungkook’s hair, sending Chan into a state of disbelief. “No, I’m not cheating on you. I thought you would have noticed by now, seems like you don’t pay enough attention.”

“Notice what?” He grits his teeth.

Jungkook chuckles, “Why do you think people call her Hoseok’s girl? Or my girl? Or Joon’s?” He sits back with a smug smirk, “I know you noticed how friendly we all were with each other. Listen, Chan buddy, if you ever thought you had y/n you were dead wrong. You see we love our baby, and if she says she wants to fuck you then she’s gonna fuck you simple as that. We’ve always let our girl have her fun because at the end of the day she comes back to us.” He grins.

You hum softly, “It’s fair game Channie, I do what I want but I’m still theirs. Joonie and the boys like to mess around with the guys though.. Surprised you lasted this long.”

It dawns on him this was all a sick game between the four of you. Chan stares in horror and disbelief, “You guys are fucking psychos..” He whispers.

“We’ll see you around… Channie.” Jungkook smirks.

Chan turns to you but you’re more focused on brushing Jungkook’s hair, “Pity Kookie, I actually liked this one.” You murmur softly without offering a single glance at Chan.

Chan fucking hates his life.

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Sweet Dreams - Daddy Dom! Gang Orca

g e n r e - s m u t.

w a r n i n g s - Dom! Sakamata, daddy kink, breeding kink, light! degradation, oral (f. receiving), praise, size kink (this mammal is 6′6-6′8, my body was shaking just thinking about it), low-key monster fucker aspects, belly bulge (he is whale-man...), mind break, squirting, contains lots of time skips because i lose interest easily and suck at writing filler.

o r i g i n a l  c o n t e n t - i did write this

w o r d s - 5335

r e q u e s t s - closed

a / n - YES i understand that is was shigaraki’s chapped ass that clapped re-destros’ shit, but for fanfic purposes just play along. literally pls don’t try and eat my ass over this, i will cry. i don’t even watch my hero y’all, i just do a lot of fuckin research and hope for the best. if something is wrong just lmk (nicely) and i’ll look into it. anyways this is written with a plus-size reader in mind anyone, of course, can read it, and i highly encourage it because i worked hard on this piece. also please leave feedback if you have any. please do not engage in unprotected sex unless you are in a long term relationship with a trustworthy partner.  that being said please enjoy sex as much as you want with the use of aforementioned protection!

(03/19/21)

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When Aizawa called you into his office and told you that you’d be assigned a pro hero to shadow/side-kick for you were ecstatic. How could you not be? This was a rare opportunity to learn alongside the best of the best. Of course being Aizawa’s teacher's aide was helpful, but it had nothing on being in the field learning with hands-on experience. You sat nervously, as you watched him sifting slowly through the paperwork he’d been given about it.  You crossed your fingers, hoping to be paired up with someone of super high ranking like number 5 hero rabbit quirked Mirko, she was blunt and powerful and had been your role model for ages, or maybe even number 2 hero Hawks. Just thinking about being teamed up with him made your heart beat out of your chest. He was fast, mentally and physically, sharp just like his feathers and painfully handsome. Aizawa cleared his throat and snapped you back into reality.

“You will be paired with number 12 hero Gang Orca.”

His words hung in the air and you processed them over and over again.

“Huh?!”

He tapped the ends of the papers on the desk, straightening them up before passing them to you. You looked at them with something similar to horror and absolute dread. Honestly there was nothing wrong with Gang Orca. He was strong and intelligent, but he was also absolutely terrifying.  A 6’6 sea mammal, with a muscular build and a deep almost haunting voice, he wasn’t ranked number 3 as heroes who look most like villains, without reason.

You look up from the papers in your hands to meet Aizawa’s indifferent gaze, “He is kinder than he looks and you will learn a lot. If you really have plans of becoming a top ranking pro-hero in the future you should look at this opportunity as a gift and learn all that you can.”

He’s right, this isn’t something that happens often, I’m sure I will learn a lot! You think to yourself. You nod, “You’re right!”

A small smirk pulls at the corner of Aizawa’s lips, “You will be his sidekick active tomorrow. There is no set time limit to this mission, it is over when it’s over, understand? If you prove to be more of a hindrance than a help, he is allowed to send you back here, so make sure to give it your all and stay safe,” he adjusts his scarf a bit, “I would like my teaching assistant back in one piece.”

You stand up abruptly, determination and a bit of excitement coursing through you, “Right! I’ll be back in no time sir!”

Aizawa watches as you bow politely, excuse yourself from his office and head down the hallway. Your attention fully on the mission briefing that you grasped between your hands.

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You spend your entire evening running through different scenarios, all of them about meeting your terrifying predecessor. Of course you’re nervous about the mission, which seems way above your skill level, but how could you worry about that when in less than 15 hours you would have to come in contact, and spend the rest of god knows how long with the Gang Orca. Letting out a sigh you continue to pack the recommended items on the list and then some. Thanking your past self for watching Marie Kondo videos as you pat yourself on the back for fitting so much into 2 small carry-on sized bags.

Once done packing, you spend the rest of the night calming your nerves and relaxing before finally sleeping away the anxiety. The morning comes too soon. You are met with the loud alarm from your phone, as usual it incited a sense of violence within you that had you getting out of bed with a scowl. You quickly showered and checked your bags again, making sure you had everything packed, before slipping into your hero suit. It felt a bit odd to have on after so long, it was more snug than you remembered, but in all the best ways. It hugged each and every one of your curves, making you look soft and shapely. It was a form fitting one piece, with the cut of a tank top at the top, leaving your arms and legs completely visible.

Your quirk is called mindful duplicate. Your quirk has two names because it comes in two parts. The mindful part is in regards to your ability to read people minds for up to 1 minute of time up to 35ft away. The further away the person is the more concentration it takes to do so. For every 1 minute of mind reading there has to be a 3 minute cool down period. During this time if you continue trying to read thoughts, you will essentially overheat and lose functions of other parts of your body. If pushed too far you can lose those parts/their functionality permanently. The duplicate part of your quirk is similar to the Phantom Thief’s, as it allows you to copy the quirk of anyone you touch, however, you can only hold 2 different quirks at a time and you only have the stolen quirks for 6 minutes before you will need to touch the original quirks owner again. Also, unlike Neito, you can use these two quirks simultaneously, allowing for more damage. Your hero suit leaves you more exposed in order to avoid as much costume damage as possible.

This quirk may have left you a little more clothes-less, but it also gave you more self control. It is hard to keep the mind reading in check, hard to turn it off and on, but if anyone had mastered that it was you. You were a hard worker and a great teammate. Not to be cocky, but you were a valuable asset and you wanted to be deserving of every compliment someone gave you. So as you stood in front of your full length mirror, a bit self conscious about the tighter squeeze of your uniform and the daunting hero you were about to be on a mission with, you reminded yourself that you were just as capable. No matter what happened you would make the absolute most of this opportunity. Smiling widely at your reflection, you turn around and grab your civilian clothes. A pair of high-waisted, loose fitting shorts and oversized shirt covered your hero suit. Sitting on the bed the wrapped your feet, opting to have no specific hero shoes as they could be pretty expensive and hard to replace, and then slipped on a pair of your old worn out skater shoes.

Just as you had finished getting ready, there was a loud knock at your door. Startled, you quietly walked to it, standing almost on your tippy-toes to look through your peephole. You were surprised to see one of Gang Orcas sidekicks. You opened the door and greeted them warmly. They bowed to you politely and somewhat awkwardly gestured towards the hallway they’d come down, “Oh!” you exclaim with a nod, “You’re ready to go?”

They nod back at you and you smile softly, “One second, let me grab my bags,” you turn and begin walking to your room, “Please, step inside,” you call out over your shoulder, turning to see them awkwardly step into your apartment. You stifle your giggle and grab your bags, briefly stopping through every room to make sure that lights were off and electronics were unplugged. Once back in front of your door, Gang Orca’s sidekick gently grabs your bags from you, eyes a bit wide at the small amount of things, “I know,” you say as your grab your keys off the wall-hook beside the door and step out of your apartment behind them, “I pride myself on being able to travel light!”

Checking the door to make sure it locked properly, you shove the keys in your pocket and begin walking down the hall with your new acquaintance. “Tell me,” they look at you expectantly, “Is uhm, is Mr. Orca downstairs in the vehicle already?”

Their eyes turn into crescents as they nod at you, “Oh goody,” you murmur nervously. You can’t help the way you fidget with your fingers as you approach the vehicle. Your jaw almost hits the ground as you see the black limousine in front of you. Following the sidekick to the trunk, you try your best to prolong the time by pretending to have a need to do something with your bags. Once you shove your keys in one of them and grab your phone from the other, you awkwardly walk to the car door. Before your hand can reach for the handle, the sidekick is opening it for you, thanking them profusely you slide inside the car.

Opposite you is the enormous pro-hero you’ve been panicking about. He looks up from his phone and watches you as you buckle your seatbelt and bounce your leg nervously. He does his best to control his urge to chuckle at the way your anxiety so obviously dances across your features.

You clear your throat and straighten your posture, “Uhm, Hello Mr. Gang Orca, I’m-”

The giant mammal cuts you off, with what appears to be a smile, “Y/n, and please, call me Sakamata, we are partners as of today and I’d love for us to be able to be trusting of one another.”

Your face heats up at his bluntness, “Oh yes, uhm, of course Mr. Sakamata!”

He chuckles softly at the lingering formality but knows that it is something that is probably there to stay. Your eyes trail over his suit clad body and suddenly you feel extremely underdressed, for what exactly? You weren’t sure. As if he were reading your mind, he brought one of his large hands to the cuff of his shirt sleeve and undid the button, rolling it up to his elbow, “I’m sorry for such formal attire, I all but live in these suits,” he began rolling up the other sleeve, “I just came from a meeting and you know, time is valuable asset, so I skipped over changing into more casual clothing.”

“It’s a really nice suit,” you murmur as your small hands grab at the end of your shirt.

“Thank you,” he responds, the amusement in his voice barely hidden, “I have read all about your quirk and really look forward to working with you for this mission. I’m assuming you’ve taken it upon yourself to read the briefing files in their entirety?”

You nod, your eyes glued to your lap, the nerves only heightening when you hear him chuckle, “Little one, I assure you that you have nothing to be afraid of. I apologize if I’m doing something to bring you any anxiety, but please know that you can’t let this hinder you on our mission. This is a high-grade assignment and despite this fact, I don’t intend on returning with any injured parties.”  

Your skin heats up at the seemingly friendly pet name, “Yes, Mr. Sakamata,” you take a deep breath and look up at him, doing your best to hold his gaze, “I plan to work really hard and do my absolute best during this mission! I swear that I won’t be cause for worry or get in anyone's way.”

“That’s good to hear, little one, I look forward to working with you. We can discuss the case more once we get to our destination, for now, I have some phone calls to make and I suggest you take this time to relax and prepare yourself for what could be a very long time of undercover work and battle.”

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And it was. Two months had passed of undercover work, sneaking into and destroying lower villains hideouts, and prying any information possible out of enemy after enemy. As time went on you and Sakamata inevitably became closer. Spending all of your “free time” together, discussing plans in order to fully be able to take on Re-Destro. As time would tell, Sakamata was kind and driven, he had so much to teach you and he found himself learning things from you along the way as well. It was easy to feel, well, at ease with the giant whale because he was understanding and simple to talk to.

As two months turned into three and the weather began to heat up, you were thanking your past self for packing cooler clothes and also thanking  the gods for blessing you with the toned view that was Gang Orca, shirtless. The mammal had eventually found himself comfortable enough to parade around in nothing more than sweatpants and house slippers and you weren’t complaining. Why would you be? If anything you felt a bit guilty. Here you were supposed to be focused on this important mission and instead you were finding yourself more and more focused on the way his muscles rippled when he leaned back against the couch with a tired sigh, or how his enormous frame dwarfed yours enough that his shadow overtook your own when he was stood in front of you.

Despite your best efforts to cover up your lingering gazes or the seemingly innocent, if not accidental touches, Gang Orca was not a dull man. He noticed the way your eyes trailed down his body when you thought he wasn’t looking, the way you weren’t so hesitant to touch him as you walked by or when you laughed, all of it seemed almost blatant under his watchful eye, but he knew better. Of course, the mammal knew you were trying your hardest to keep the scandalous thoughts that clouded your brain at bay, but your attempts weren’t good enough. They were beginning to become a distraction for him.

You in your entirety of existence were becoming a distraction. Your shorts got shorter and your all of your shirts seemed to follow suit, your plush body all but on display for him at any given moment, whether it be “lounging” around or during battle. He was better at being discreet with the way he looked at you, ogled you really. Everything jiggled so deliciously and he couldn’t help but think about how well you would take him, what a great mother you’d be. Despite these thoughts, he told himself that there were more important things to worry about, and there were, but it seemed as if the universe was allowing him the pleasures of you. When you both got word from intel that Re-Destro and many members of the Liberation Army had settled down in a new area, that would need a few days of scouting out before any attacks could be made, he found himself creating a new type plan, one that would end in your writhing underneath him as he fucked you full of his potential calves.

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A few days after packing up your things and moving to the new location, you quickly realised how much further above your pay grade this mission was. Watching more than a handful of villains/villain companions enter and leave the new Liberation headquarters.

You sat back in your chair and placed your binoculars on the table beside you, a long sigh leaving your lips as the back of your hands rubbed the tiredness from your eyes. Sakamata could sense your stress long before the signs started showing, but didn’t point it out for fear of it making you push yourself harder. Now that you were so openly distressed, he couldn’t ignore it.

“Little one, maybe you should take a break,” he deep voice startled you, causing you to shoot up and quickly grab the binoculars from the table.

“N-no, I’m okay! We’re so close, I couldn’t possibly-”

He placed a large hand on your shoulder, your body tensed and then relaxed as he gave you a gentle squeeze, “It was my mistake for making it seem as though you had a choice in the matter,” Sakamata leans down to bring his head beside your own, “you will be no use to me if you are too exhausted to use your quirk.”

The closeness made your face heat up, “You’re right, I’m sorry.”

The orca stood up, moving the hand on your shoulder to your head, rustling your hair a bit, “Good girl.”

Your breath caught in your throat at the praise, your eyes almost bugging out of your head. Standing abruptly, you avoid his eyes as you walk around him. He removes his hand from your head and watches you quickly shuffle to the bedroom.

No more than twenty minutes after you’d laid down, he heard your light snoring, he chuckled to himself, glad that you were resting well, before returning his attention to the building across from your airbnb.  For a while it stayed like this, his impeccable focus and trained eyes following each and every individual walking in and out of the building. Making note of who and how many. It was easy to get lost in the meticulous, yet mundane task of surveillance and so he did, and he would have stayed that way too if not for the noises you were making getting louder.

Gang Orca quietly straightened up in his chair, his attention now completely on listening to you. Almost immediately, worry shot through his body as you let out another noise, louder this time. It sounded almost like a whimper? Were you in danger? Had someone snuck into the room that quietly or had he just been too focused on his task to hear it. All but jumping out of the chair, he bounds to the room and throws open the door, only to find you still asleep. A bit disheveled, but resting well.

He sighs and lets his body relax. After regaining his composure, he hears the noise you’re making again. The mammal watches your soft, chubby form writhe back and forth in distress, and his nervousness begins to rise a bit again. Really he is unsure of your problem, that is until  your hand trails down and slips underneath your sleep shorts. Of course, he starts to realise the gravity of the situation, becoming flustered quite quickly, but he can’t pull himself away.

Kugo watches as your eyebrows knit together and your breathing becomes a bit more ragged. He wonders what you could be dreaming about that made you feel the need to do all of this while still deep in slumber. He swallows hard as the noises leaving your lips become more frequent. Closing his eyes and sighing, he gathers up all that is left of his resolve and turns around, and walks back through the doorway.

As he’s closing the door he hears it, the moaning of his name. Though he wants to help, wants to hear it again and again, louder, with more fervor, he thinks better of it after all, he knew the guilt of staying there to watch or doing something without your actual consent would eat him alive, and he was a better man than that. He instead opted to wake you up. Sakamata knew you’d be embarrassed if he told you the real reason, so as he thought of a different excuse, he gently grabbed your wrist and pulled your hand from between your legs. He was doing his best to ignore the way your chubby fingers glistened with your slick and he was succeeding until you instead rolled around to latch onto his arm, your wet fingers wrapped around his forearm as you nestled into him needily. Your noises were less frequent once again, but nowhere near stopped.

He felt bad for the way he grew in his pants as you continued to latch onto him, so taking a deep breath, he shook your sleeping form gently with his free hand, the one you weren’t clinging to.

“Y/n,” he grumbled, his voice deep and low, “wake up, y/n,” his call was calming and soon, along with the rocking of your body, had you slowly opening your eyes. It took you a minute to come to your senses, your thighs pressed together and dampened, your body snuggled close to his as your arms were wrapped around one of his significantly larger ones. When you realised all of these things you shot up, detaching yourself from the mammal, eyes wide and worried. Your hair was a mess and your chubby face was hot with embarrassment.

“Sir, I am-”

He cut you off, a large hand coming to pat down your hair, despite the vastness of his size and strength, his touch was gentle, his eyes forming crescent like shapes as he smiled softly at you, “Do not worry little one, I only woke you because I thought you were having a nightmare.”

The lie tumbles out of his mouth easily, but he knows you don’t believe him, especially with the way you shift uncomfortably in your wetness. The lie he tells almost makes you more worried. If he felt the need to lie you must have done something ridiculous in your sleep.

And with that thought dread washed over your body.

“Uhm, sir, I uh,” you stutter over your words as you look away from him. Your eyes falling and your hands coming to clasp in front of your body as you readjust yourself to be kneeling. You bow your head deeply, “I’m so sorry for anything I may have said or done in my sleep to cause you any type of problem.”

Kugo’s hand stills on your head, his eyes trailing from the top of your bowed head to the overflow of your thighs as they press against one another.  

With a sigh, he pulls his hand away, “Must you always make yourself look so small and helpless, it renders me almost completely incapable of managing myself.”

You raise your head slowly and look at him, straightening yourself up you reply, “I’m sorry sir, I don’t think I understa-”

He lets out a dark chuckle, “You are quite naïve for such a talented hero. We have spent so long together that you must think I can return the need to fulfill my fantasies as well,” your eyes widen as he speaks, “I would normally apologise for saying such things, but after hearing you so sweetly call out for me and then have you so unabashedly wrap yourself around me, I know that I am not mistaken by how you feel.”

“Sir, I-”

“Would you like me to assist you y/n? Rather,” he brings his hand to his tie loosening it a bit, his eyes never leaving yours, “would you be so kind as to assist me?”

His words have you lightheaded already and he has done nothing to you. The handsome hunk of mammal in front of you has your heart slamming into your ribcage and your breathing ragged without needing to even touch you. How could you answer with anything other than, “Yessir.”

Kugo stands from the bed and removes his tie, dress shirt, and vest, and your eyes instantly attach their gaze to his impeccable muscles. He is chiseled and defined and so so fucking big. He stands over you, his aura automatically making you feel like an ant in his presence.

His voice is gravely and his tone is serious as he speaks, “If you need me to stop you will say ‘quit’ and I will do just that, do you understand?”

“Yes sir,” you nod small and he continues.

“I will do my best to be gentle with you, so long as you are a good girl for me. Also,” his eyes fall from yours, almost as if he is a bit embarrassed, “I would like to ask that you call me Daddy.”

You swear you forget how to breathe, instead of talking you nod fervently, but his hand comes and grabs your cute face, “Say it now,” he commands gently and you obey with a small, “Yes Daddy.”

His hand cups your face gently and his voice falters a bit as he speaks, “Such a good girl, c’mon guppy get comfortable on the bed for me.”

The change in his tone is enough to send shivers down your spine and of course in your excitement you move in a hurry. Helping him by slipping off your shirt and shorts first, you get comfortable on the bed beneath you.  

In an instant he is on top of you, hovering over your small soft body. If he thinks too much about how tiny you are in comparison to him, the tightness in his pants grows more and more uncomfortable.

Instead of kissing you, Kugo’s tongue comes out of his mouth to lap at your exposed body. First it trails down your neck, long and wet, it leaves a trail that cools with the air. It laps at each of your exposed nipples, hardening them quickly, small whimpers falling from your lips as your chest heaves. His hands come after, flicking and pinching gently. He watches you, enamored by your responsiveness and the soft pants leaving your mouth. Then his tongue is back, this time between your legs, licking at the sticky wetness from your sleep laidened arousal. Sakamata hums at your taste, quickly moving from your squishy thighs to your dripping cunt.

Dragging his tongue through your folds, he chuckles at how sensitive you are for him. One hand splaying across your fleshy tummy, the other keeping your thighs apart, as he eats you out with obvious experience. Your orgasm is quickly approaching and your cunt spasms around nothing as his sharp teeth nip carefully at your clit, before his tongue pushes into you without warning. His tongue is long and hot and opens you up beautifully. “Daddy! Daddy! S’good!” you cry out as his tongue fills you up. It spurs him on as he pulls his tongue out of you and pushes it back in.

Instantly you cum, covering his skilled tongue in your arousal. He removes it from you and once again comes to your clit, helping you ride out the pleasure. When your moans become pitiful and your hips stop canting off the bed, he pulls away. He stands off of the bed to remove his pants. His eyes sharp like a predator, “You’re so beautiful little guppy,” you grumbles down at you as your eyes trail down and widen at his impossibly large cock.

He can see the nervousness on your features and it makes him twitch. You swallow hard as he climbs back on top of you, “Don’t worry guppy, I know this greedy, wet pussy of yours can take Daddy’s cock.”

You nod slowly before letting your head fall back as he rubs the head of his dick through the folds of your soaked cunt. “Please,” you take a deep breath, “Be gentle Daddy.”

A soft groan leaves his lips at your gentle plea, “Of course I will be, remember to say ‘quit’ if you want me to stop. You do not owe me anything little one,” you reply with an “mhm,” and he presses his tip against your fluttering hole.

A hiss leaves his mouth as he presses his tip into you with an audible pop. Already your mouth is hanging open, a silent moan turning into a silent scream as he presses a bit further into you. Tears spill from your eyes and his tongue laps up the salty water as he continues to press on. He brings the pad of his thumb to your clit, trying to help aid the both of you as he continues trying to sheath himself within your small pussy.

“You’re s-so tight little guppy,” he groans into your ear. All you can do is cry out at the seemingly never ending stretch.

It hurts, no pleasure is evident in your body, even with his menstruations against your erogenous bud, but you don’t want to tell him to stop. Even though you feel as though he going to rip you in half, you can’t help but marvel at how full you feel.

When his hips finally settle against your own, your tongue is lulling out and drool is falling past your open lips. You swear you can feel him in your stomach and you can, his large hand comes to place your hand on your tummy, where even through the plushness you can feel the head of his cock.

“Do you feel me little one? You’ve done so good for me, I will go slowly.”

You warble out a whine of “Daddy,” before you completely lose yourself in the drag of his enormous cock as he pulls out of you.  

You don’t know if it was with the first thrust back in or the fourth or the twelfth, but somewhere it changed from pain to unsurmountable pleasure. His thickness touching further than anything you’d ever experienced, his hips slow with each thrust, your back arching off the bed each time he fully tucks his length back into you.

Your fully stretched cunny leaking like a faucet as he grabs your thighs and pushes them back gently. Even this simple angle change has you blubbering, eyes rolled back, as he presses back in.

“S-so good,” he praises, “You feel so good wrapped around me like this little one, ah~”

His moans are luxurious in sound, deep and silky and they only add to your pleasure. The bulge in your stomach returns each time he buries himself back in. You continue to orgasm, time and time again, each time losing yourself a little more.

“Daddy, don’t stop, never stop, please Daddy please,” you cry out, but it’s slurred and frantic, your hands grabbing at the bed sheets and your hips coming up to meet his thrusts.

“I-,” he cuts himself off with a groan as he feels your arousal splash out around him and add to the wet mess already on the bed, your pussy gripping onto him tightly, “Fuck guppy, I’m gonna fill you up, alright? I’m going to fuck you deep and fill you with my calves,” his breathing is labored as his speaks, his hips coming down with more fervor.

You let out a choked sob as he folds you in half and finally fucks into you with the aggression he’d been wanting to. The stretch hurting again as he gets somehow deeper, “Do it Daddy please, wanna have your whole pod, wanna be full of your babies Daddy please.”

“You’re going to be,” his cock now twitching inside of you, his hips against yours making disgustingly wet slaps, “ such a beautiful little mother, guppy.”

“Please Daddy!” you cry and he doesn’t make you wait any longer, pressing completely into you. His cum pours into you hotly, warming your insides. It’s so much, your stomach swelling a bit as he pants above you. Your tiny hands coming up to cup his face, his skin smooth and almost slippery in your grasp. You place a messy, weak kiss to his mouth and he smiles down at you lovingly.

“I’m so full Daddy,” you whine out and he chuckles softly, pushing our hair from your face.

“I know pretty guppy, you did so good for me,” you smile up at him, your face still carrying a fucked out haze upon its features.

You cry out at the immediate emptiness you feel as he removes his softening length from your overworked cunny. His cum seeps from your gaping hole and he can’t keep himself from pushing on your slightly inflated tummy to watch more of it pour out. You writhe underneath him and whimper. Sakamata just smiles and stands from the bed, “I will return to clean you momentarily. Do not move too much, the mess is already quite extensive.”

“Please hurry Daddy,” you pout and his grin widens.

He fucked you so well that you may have forgotten to call him anything other than Daddy and that was a thought that weighed happily on his mind and heart.

[not-me-simping-for-blasty]

y’all i cant stop thinking about this,,, i absolutely cannot stop thinking about it

so i present y’all with sum.....

✨sleepy bakugou hcs✨

- Q U I E T boy. ik ik ur like “bakugou? quiet? in the same sentence?”,, but here’s what im here to tell u,, it’s more likely then u think. mostly bc being snarky/angry all day has to be so exhAUSTING, so when bakugou crashes he crashes

-pls he’ll go from perfectly alert, sitting up ram-rod straight on the couch next to you, to slumping into the cushions with half-lidded eyes in all of 2.5 seconds

-like, he’ll ask u about ur day, right? and as soon s u answer he’ll lean back, close his eyes and just sit there and listen quietly to you speak,, little “mhm”’s and “you fuckin’ tell ‘em”’s are the only sign he’s listening (he is listening tho. bakugou almost never forgets anything u tell him,, even when he’s half asleep)

-oh my god and u cannot tell me this man doesn’t fight sleep. he does. every time. pls n he’s just fluttering his eyes, rubbing at them and trying to stay awake so he can hear you talk. and ur always like “you know, it’s okay, you can sleep. there’s always tomorrow.” n he’s just “no. finish the fuckin’ story. ‘m listenin’.”

-pls and one of the only fandom-wide bakugou hcs i whole-heartedly agree with is that he’s a cuddler. he is. 100% a physical guy at heart but only rlly allows himself to be behind closed doors (read: when it’s bedtime)

-so when he’s tired he’s very much a clinger. arms around your waist and hands slipping under your shirt. not even in like a 🥴 way, he’s not trying to start anything, bakugou just likes skin contact. probably likes how soft ur skin is against his calloused hands

-pls n he’s so blunt. i mean, he is all the time, but especially when he’s sleepy bc all the excess bite drains out of his voice. will 100% seriously just look at you and just flatly say “No.” when u tell him you’ve gotta get up

-ur like “hey, gotta brush my teeth first. then we can fall asleep.” n bakugou is like “No.” and ur like, “no, really. i feel gross.” n he’s just like “No.”

-100% will dig his face into your neck and just kinda doze. like, won’t fall fully asleep, but he’ll fade in and out and when he occasionally mumbles u can always feel it against ur skin

-probably feels like he somehow runs even ?hotter? when he’s tired. like, he always feels warmer than the average person, but when he’s sleepy man’s is literally radiating warmth

-probably doesn’t kiss you on the lips very much,, bc he’s wants to be fully awake for that and give you the effort you deserve,, but he will kiss your palm if u cradle his face. probably turns his head to the side rlly languidly, and still somehow blushes when he presses his lips to ur hand. (soft affection just flusters him, okay, especially on the rare occasion when he’s the one giving it instead of recieving)

-sleepy!bakugou is also probably the only bakugou who will let you fuss over him. like, every other time u even try he’ll bat your hands away and shrug u off, but when he’s tired he doesn’t fight it. he’ll let you ask your questions and fuss over his wounds and kiss his bruises without complaint

-pls don’t bring it up in the morning tho. it’ll embarrass him and it’ll be a very long time before he lets u fuss over him again

-and i mean, y’all have seen the gif, bakugou is big spoon. he is. almost every single time,,, but i also think he links ur hands together while doing so. so instead of an arm over ur waist,, he’ll sit it a little higher, just below ur ribs, so that when he pulls u in he can hold ur hand that’s tucked up by ur chest

-and on like, the off chance that he’s not big spoon,, mans is just laying directly on top of you. like, head on ur chest, one leg in between yours. only very occasionally tho

-pls he probably looks at you with such unguarded affection. usually he’ll try to hide it, but if everything is calm and quiet, late at night, bakugou will let it slip. his eyes are always half-lidded as he stares at you, tracking your moments intently, blinking slowly

-oo n tell me this man doesn’t talk in his sleep. he does. full sentences with swears. it’ll be like midnight and u feel his lips against ur bare shoulder, and when u listen he’s just “fuckin- i said stop. i’ll smoke you. Fuckin’ bitch.”

-probably dreams a lot. which means he twitches and flutters his eyelashes and jerks randomly between different stages of sleep

-oh my god and bc i can’t stop myself here’s a list of actions (that u do) that i just know would put bakugou right tf to sleep

1.) playing with his hair. more specifically tho,, gently brushing the hair back from around his ears and forehead

2.) massaging his arms. u cannot tell me this man’s arms aren’t sore,, i mean,, have u seen his quirk?? the recoil/strain is severe. so when he comes home from a tough mission, where he over-exerted himself like always, bakugou’s arms are literally a coiled mess of knots. but all u gotta do is start working at them and then he is an absolute puddle under your fingers

3.) braiding your hair in front of him. i cant explain this one i just kno he’s the type to sit there and watch u do it, and he just finds the methodical aspect of it so calming and almost hypnotic to watch

4.) giving him any sort of warm drink. no, literally, he’s a simple dude. all it takes is a warm drink and somewhere soft to lay n he’s ready to pass tf out

-oh my god and hear me out, if ur a pro-hero too,, and y’all are coming back from a mission at night??? pls he’d actually be so cute for once

-i’m talking very much him nearly falling asleep in the shower and then dragging you to bed with him. and he’s falling asleep, just on the verge of it, and he’ll just “did good today, dumbass. fuckin’ killed ‘em real good. looked hot.” and then he’s dead to the world. completely unconcious

—/—

haha here’s a shameless dump of fluff bc as much as i write about him being a little asshole,, bakugou is also a sweetie. sometimes. mostly when he keeps his mouth shut

also lmao,, i’ve been cleaning out my drafts/asks today,, can u guys tell?? ahahaha soz for what probably feels like an absolute spam of content but i simply cannot stop

[guqin-and-flute]

The Soup Incident [Episode 22]

Random Jin Guy: hey u know ur sister

WWX: everyone's mom? best person in the world? beset by terminal heterosexuality? rings a bell

LWJ: i'm sure this is more important than a war

Random Jin Guy: something happened with j

WWX: [overrunning other line] I MUST GO MY MEDDLING IS REQUIRED

Random Nie Guy: oop there he go

LWJ: wow this sounds serious

WWX: what horrors will i find what trauma will this compound what cruelty will i be met with also how did i know exactly where to go

WWX: OH. YOU.

JZX: gross

JYL: oh an audience perfect i'm sure this will de-escalate things

WWX: can we solve this with castration? tell me we can

JYL: no thanks i'd still like the option if it's all the same to u

WWX: it's not let me remove his body parts

JZX: like i'd let u near me u classless hellion

JYL: listen life hasn't been like the greatest lately had a lot of shitty carriage rides i'd like things to chill out and by things i mean namely u in this moment can we go now pls i have an appointment to cry into my pillow that i'm missing

WWX: omg noooo i'll behave i'm here to support u i'll be impartial

JYL: i don't believe that for a single second tho hun

WWX: impartial to how mUCH BLOOD I'M GONNA GET EVERYWHERE HOW IS IT  EVERY TIME I SEE UR STUPID FACE I HATE U MORE fuck u u piece o shit

JYL: and there it is

JZX: [angry sleeve flap of disdainful eloquence]

WWX: wtf

JYL: yeah he's good at those

JYL: honey ur not helping urself here he beat the shit out of u BEFORE he marinated in dark energy for 3 months pls use ur words and ur brain

WWX: WAT DID UR SLEEVE SAY TO ME BITCH

JYL: can we just go pls i like to not be reminded of exactly how much stupid i willingly allow into my life

WWX: but shijie M U R D E R

JYL: inexplicably i still want to marry him so no thank u

JZX: oh look mianmian's here

MM: u fuckin bet i am u dipshit

WWX: wtaf is wrong with him

MM: ok listen LISTEN i know i feel u trust me

JZX: time to return to the arrogance corner

WWX: UR YOUNG MASTER'S A BITCH

JYL: a-xian  n o

MM: no he totally is u right

JYL: well then he's MY bitch :(

MM: why do i bother to stay up late to practice conversations with u if u don't bother to try all that time wasted am i supposed to cover for u now?

JZX: bold of u to assume u can but go for it still don't know why tf ur all here just wanna eat my soup

WWX: HEY I HAVE A FUN GAME IT'S CALLED HOW MUCH OF CHENQING CAN WE FIT INTO JIN ZIXUAN quick someone pick an orifice

JYL: gross

MM: tempting

LWJ: oh hey i'm here now i walk slow oh shit the nice jiang is crying who would hurt the nice jiang?

MM: ok so u know how ur sister makes soup?

JYL: i never really stop it's a little pathological at this point maybe i should talk to someone...

LWJ: oh more heterosexual antics wei ying's achilles heel best wait outside thank god Xichen is mostly functional and gay as the day is long

MM: so she makes soup right? 2 goes to you chuckleheads and the third goes to emporer perpetual foot-in-mouth over here

JZX: [buffering]

MM: jfc why do i even try

WWX: DID HE INSULT UR  S O U P ?!

JYL: sorta i am soup and soup is me

MM: so anyway

JZX: [overrunning previous line] HOLD UP I THOUGHT RANDOM SERVANT NUMBER 62 BROUGHT ME THE SOUP THAT'S NATIVE TO YUNGMENG WHERE MY EX-FIANCE GREW UP

WWX: ur in love with an idiot

JYL: i'm in love with an idiot

MM: I STG UR HEAD IS FILLED WITH JUST HAIRBALLS AND LINT HOW ARE U STILL BREATHING

MM: SHE MAKES SOUP. SHE'S THE SOUP LADY. ASK PEOPLE WHAT THEY THINK OF  WHEN U SAY YANLI AND THEY'LL SAY KINDNESS. A N D  S O U P . and her murder-brothers but that's not the point rn

JZX: ...u made me soup

MM: i'm so fucking sorry pls marry him i need a competent woman to hang around with i'm getting dumber by the day

WWX: seriously this guy u love this guy?

JYL: xianxian pls romantic idiocy runs in our family it's practically traditional

JYL: i mean...yes i have 2 coping mechanisms; soup and crying neither of them are working rn tho help i don't unlock righteous fury until level 25

JZX: wow she made me soup

WWX: of course she made u soup  u human inner-thigh chafe show us the flashback mianmian

MM: [off screen] oh yeah that roll the tape jeeves

[ENTER FLASHBACK]

JYL: i made u soup bb

JZX: ur not servant number 62 go fuck urself

JYL: wut

[END FLASHBACK]

WWX: NO FURTHER QUESTIONS UR HONOR

Random Jin Guy Who Brought Wuxian: perhaps this was a [cursive writing] Mistake™

JZX: ouchie i can twirly fight countless puppets can't dodge a punch of the life of me cultivation jesus that's gonna leave a mark

JYL: GOD I WISH THIS WAS MORE CATHARTIC how does this always happen? who raised this kid? oh right me

Group of Random Jin Guards: we are all well intentioned but ultimately expendable extras fear us

Random Jin Guard: UNHAND HIM FIEND

WWX: cool imma write u a song it's called Don't Care Didn't Ask Gonna Kill Everyone In This Tent Over Soup in b flat tootly toot here comes the murder flute

Random Jin Guards attacked by resentful energy: [keyboard smash]

LWJ: wait hold on that's his shit starting music has shit been started?? wEi YiNg

WWX: are u prepared for the journey i'm about to send u on little man

JZX: i'm actually good here thanks

[unintelligible teenage screaming]

MM: HEY LISTEN U CAN'T DO THAT MURDER IS BAD and i still like him i sympathize but like...u can't

WWX: the semi corporeal black smoke demons that sublet my soul tell me that it's fine sooo

JYL: a-xian if u kill him now i will have put up with so much bs for n o t h i n g

LWJ: take a deep breath us ur words what in the actual hell is going on

WWX: fuck u ur not my therapist

LWJ: u do not have a therapist never has someone so clearly NOT had a therapist except maybe jiang cheng

WWX: SOUP MURDER IS GOING ON

LWJ: wut

JYL: pls understand it's just as dumb as you think

LWJ: ... i refuse to let soup related crimes of passion be something my future husband is known for u stop that

WWX: THEN I'M LEAVING

LWJ: wow

JYL: we're both in love with idiots

JZX: am i still gonna keep getting soup?

[this is a thing i do sometimes so if you would like to see more...]

Scene suggested by @nagisachan1​!! (I’m so sorry I forgot to tag/credit you when I posted this!)

[denkisdurag]

kirishima, kaminari, shinsou x reader - tiktok memes pt. two !!

warnings: swearing

a/n: i lowkey been on hiatus lmao my bad

i had fun with the first one so here is part dos :) it's kinda bad doe bc i'm getting back into the swing of writing again from the lil break i took 😔 and it's kinda shorter than the first one so sorry :/

it's literally 3:52 am rn pls

———

eijiro kirishima !

you to him - "what the hell we gon do.. now"

kirishima is a very chaotic person

a chaotic good of course

but a very chaotic person nonetheless

but sometimes he can get a lil destructive

the first time you said it was when y'all were hanging out and kiri accidentally knocked something over

of course, it broke

and you both stood in silence for a few seconds

staring at the floor where the shattered pieces lay

glanced at each other and then back at the floor

"..."

"..what the hell we gon do, now."

you laughed for a few before kiri was like "okay let's actually clean this up lmao"

him to you - "it's twindom! good vibes only!! super good vibes only."

this one is self explanatory

but lemme explain it to you anyway

kiri's energy is just so.. *mwah*

the good vibes he radiates are just so powerful

so he usually skips the twindom part

i mean unless he'd go out of his way to look like you which isn't beyond him but that's besides the point

but basically

if you're happy

"supa good vibes only!"

if you're sad

"come on, sweetheart, good vibes only."

he'll sit with you and quote memes until you crack a smile

and then he'll kith u

i love him

denki kaminari !

you to him - "cut the cameras.. deadass"

denki can be real sus sometimes ngl

he's a flirt

it's his nature

but when he gettin a lil tOO bold for your tastes

like he smacks your ass in the middle of class or something

"cut the cameras.. deadass"

and it's so funny to him bro bc we all know he's a tiktok and meme g o d

so he obviously understands your humor

thank god bc i don't wanna live in a world where denki uses 😂 unironically

but anyways

yeah

you don't get too flustered

but let my man denki pull some shit

finna send him to space

him to you - "wait, wait, wait, stop the muthafuckin music. you. are you dumb?"

yours and his kinda go hand in hand

we all have our dumbass moments

shit i had one like ten minutes ago

but you're fuckin DUMB

stoopid

like not to hurt your feelings but for real, you say some dumb shit sometimes

it's mostly because you're really sweet and, as a result, gullible and oblivious

and he wants you to be aware

but he doesn't wanna be a bully💔

so he gives you the cold hard facts through ✨ m e m e s ✨

it's his love language

so say that some dude was complimenting you and started to get closer and maybe a lil touchy

until denki pulled you away

bc who the FUCK is this guy

and you said some dumb shit like

"i thought he was just being nice"

denki stunts forward bc girl nICE ??

"wait, wait, wait.. stop the mothafuckin music. you. are you dumb?"

you laugh a lil but ultimately tilt your head bc "no i am a big brain?"

and he just super indirectly explains it to you

but you aren't fuckin stoopid for once and you actually pick up on his jealousy

so you just hug him

and hold his hands

and drag him to the couch for more hugs and kithes!! :D

i am a denki simp and i am legally obligated to give him a good ending in everything i write

period

hitoshi shinsou !

him to you - "but you did this.. for what?"

kinda like todoroki, he isn't a superior meme god

not like you 😌💅🏾

but fr

how the fuck are you two together

your energies are so different

i don't know how he keeps up with you

that being said

whenever you do something against him

whether you're irritatin or just too hyper for him to handle

he'll just sit there

waiting for you to calm down at least a lil bit

"...but you did this.. for what?"

of course you have to finish the quote bc who are you to deny a meme opportunity

"why not?"

he'll just tug your wrist to sit by him on the couch

or maybe to sit on his lap so he can wrap his arms around your waist and keep you from goin crazy again

but i mean

you get to be cuddled by shinsou

so i consider this a win

you to him - "no❤️"

ok bro i know what you're thinking

"bruh"

"how do you say the heart out loud,,,"

you ✨ s i n g ✨ it

whenever hitoshi asks you a question

may it be in relevance to your studies yeah bitch im looking at you go do ur fuckin online classes

or simply something wrong you did

you'll instinctively answer with a high pitched and sustained

"no~"

ok period hit them muhfuckin notes

he'll probably just shake his head and lazily offer to help you study

to which you respond with a "yeah❤️"

you quote all the sarcastic ✨💕🧚🏾‍♀️ comments tbh

———

@tsuyuisbaesblog

[meltwonu]

M I L K S H A K E 

| mingyu | wonwoo | woozi | x  reader

warnings; f o u r s o m e, name calling, degradation, dumbification, some objectification, forced orgasms, overstimulation, daddy kink, creampies, anal, dirty talk, squirting, sub-space, blowjobs and dp baybee

what isn’t in this fic

note; This is the sequel to ‘meanie sandwich’ ! You don’t...technically need to read meanie sandwich to read this part but it’d mean a lot to me if u did! Hehe also this is straight up just fucking filth please dont read this if its not your cup of tea. There's literally a warning up there so please please please if you’re not okay with any of those things just stay away from this fic. I have warned u!! 😭💕

“Fuuuuck, her greedy little ass is so tight around me.”

Jihoon’s hands grip your hips from behind as he slowly inches his cock into your puckered hole. Mingyu waits patiently underneath you, his cock already snug inside your pussy as Wonwoo kneels on Mingyu’s side. “Ah, ngh, you’re suh--soooo big..” Your arms braced on Mingyu’s chest threaten to give out when Jihoon finally bottoms out inside of you; feeling obscenely full of their cocks.

“Mmm, I’m gonna--!!”

Before you can even stop yourself, you cum, stars dancing behind your eyelids as you slump against Mingyu’s warm chest.

“Did you really just cum from that? Fuck, you’re so easy.” Jihoon chuckles, a hand slapping your ass as he begins to shallowly thrust into you; your body already overly sensitive and still cumming when he starts. “Bet you’d love for all of our cocks right now, huh? Little whore. Making them call me while I’m working so I can fuck your little ass. Two cocks weren’t even enough for you, huh? You want Wonwoo to fill up that mouth of yours? Get you all nice and full?”

“Uh---Uh-huh…”

“She’s so desperate for cock, bet she’d love for us to just pass her around and fill up all her holes with more cum.” You moan, Wonwoo’s words filled with filthy promise. “Pl--please…!” Mingyu laughs from underneath you as he, too, begins to thrust up into you. “God, who would’ve known you were such a cockslut, hmm?”

“m’sorry, daddy…”

“It’s okay, baby, I know you can’t help. Every time we played with toys, you always asked for more, didn’t you?”

“Uhm, uh--uh-huh…”

“But this is nicer than your toys, huh? Why don’t you tell Jihoon how he feels, princess?”  You struggle for words, still slumped over into Mingyu’s chest as they alternate their thrusts. “Fe--feels so big…a-and good...”

Someone in the room laughs, although you don’t know who it is at this point anymore. Fingers tangle into your hair, tugging you upwards as you look blankly into Wonwoo’s eyes.

“Say ‘ah’.”

When Wonwoo finally slides his cock between your lips, there’s a moment where you feel like you’re on cloud nine. Your toes curl and you clench around Mingyu and Jihoon; already wanting to cum again at the feeling of all of them inside of you.

The three males start a steady pace as you brace yourself on Mingyu’s chest again, fingertips digging into his skin as they fuck you. Mingyu plants his feet flat on the bed, thrusting up into you as he slams into your cervix; muffled cries around Wonwoo’s cock in your mouth as you cum for the nth time that night.

“Shit, she just came again.” Wonwoo’s voice sounds like static to your ears as you start to come down from your orgasm. Jihoon and Mingyu pause for a second to let you ride it out. “How are you doing, princess?” Mingyu taps Wonwoo’s thigh, silently telling the male to ease off for a moment so he can check in with you. Wonwoo slips his cock from your mouth, drool dripping onto Mingyu’s chest as he tilts your face down to meet his, your spaced out eyes meeting his. Jihoon starts to roam his hands all over your ass and lower back as Wonwoo’s fingertips threaded through your hair start to massage your scalp as you moan.  

“Ah, um, g-good…”

“Can you still take more?”

“Y-yeah, just.. My h-head’s a ‘lil fuzzy, daddy…” Mingyu nods, a tiny smirk on his face. “Guess we really are fuckin’ you stupid, huh?” You moan sleepily, body feeling warm with all of their hands massaging your body. “Mmhmm, b-but I like it..”

Mingyu’s smirk grows, his fingertips leaving your face as Wonwoo turns your attention back to him. “Isn’t she just the best little cumslut. Letting us use her body like this.” Jihoon’s filthy praise has you pushing back against him, wanting him to keep fucking you as Wonwoo slips his cock back between your lips. You do your best to hollow out your cheeks around his length, tiredness already mildly settling in from the many orgasms you’d had.

“Fuck, and she’s so tight too. When I was fucking her pussy earlier, I thought I was gonna die. She’s really made to take cock, huh Mingyu?”

“Uh-huh, daddy’s dumb ‘lil cockslut. Only wants her holes to get filled. But she’s so good at it. It’d be a waste for the others to not experience it, hmm?” They continue to praise you like you don’t even exist, their words making you feel extra warm as you moan around Wonwoo’s cock.

“F-fuck, I wanna cum.” Jihoon’s thrusts increase in speed, a hand slapping one of your ass cheeks. “Want me to cum in your cute ‘lil ass?” He finishes his question with a small chuckle, already knowing the answer to his question. “Shouldn’t even need to ask, we already know she wants you to. She was begging for you earlier.” Mingyu matches Jihoon’s pace, the two jostling your body as you try to keep your balance.

“Fuck, I need to cum too. Let’s fill her slutty little holes with the cum she asked for.”

Wonwoo pulls his cock from your mouth, wrapping a hand around himself as he watches your expression. He lets go of your hair, your head immediately slumping forward as you moan and whine above Mingyu.

“Y-yes, pl--please, I wanna…. Want your cum inside m-me…” The two males in between you share a look, their hands gripping your waist and hips as they increase their paces.

Jihoon cums first, rutting into you as he cums in your ass. He moans as you clench around him and Mingyu, urging the other male to cum inside you as well. “M--Mingyu---d-daddy, please cum inside m-me too!” You whine, wiggling your hips against the males.

“Yeah? Want me to fill up that slutty little pussy? Jihoon cumming in your ass isn’t enough for you, so daddy has to get you nice and full, huh? Okay then slut, fuck, take all of it.”

It only takes a few more thrusts before Mingyu’s cumming as well, emptying his cum inside of your pussy. You feel almost delirious, their warm cum inside you making you feel sated.

When they both finish cumming, Jihoon is the first to slide his cock from inside of you, his cum trickling out of you and onto the bed sheets. Mingyu is next, maneuvering your tired body onto your back as he kisses your forehead gently. Wonwoo immediately gets in between your open legs, wrapping them around his waist as he positions himself at your entrance.

“Think you can take one more, sweetheart?”

“Mmhmm…” Wonwoo sheathes himself in your warmth, Mingyu’s cum inside your pussy acting as a lubricant for Wonwoo as he fucks Mingyu’s cum deeper inside of you. “I want you to cum with him, princess, get his cock nice and wet again. Think you can?”

“M’sensitive… bu--but I think so…” Jihoon and Mingyu watch as Wonwoo fucks you hard and fast, the force of his thrusts forcing their cum out of your holes. “C’mon, baby, I want you to cum, let me feel it.”

Wonwoo thumbs at your neglected clit, rubbing the nub harshly as you cry out; back bowing off the bed as your toes curl behind his back.

“Holy shit, did she just squirt?” Jihoon’s voice is filled with surprise as he inches closer to you.

You open your teary eyes after what feels like ages, the three males hovering above you with smirks on their faces. “Jesus, princess, who would’ve thought we’d get you to squirt tonight. You made a mess all over Wonwoo, sweetheart.” The said male between your legs positions himself back at your entrance, quickly bottoming out inside of you as he resumes his quick pace. His cock slams into your cervix, wrecked sobs leaving you as the overstimulation settles in completely.

“I--I c---can’t...a--a--again…”

“You can and you will. Be a good little slut and cum for daddy one more time.” You sniffle at Mingyu’s words, nodding sleepily as Wonwoo thumbs your clit again. “Fuck, I’m gonna cum. I want you to cum with me, you little slut.” Wonwoo all but growls as he rubs harsh circles on your clit, opting instead to rut against you.

When you orgasm for the final time that night, you swear it feels like you’ve blacked out, body twitching and shaking in Wonwoo’s hold as he empties himself inside of your pussy. Your eyes roll to the back of your head, complete euphoria washing over you. Feeling hands roaming all over your body, you open your tired eyes, watching as Wonwoo slips his cock from inside of you; a mixture of cum trickling out of your used holes and pooling on the sheets underneath you.

“Aww, daddy’s dumb little cumslut is so tired now, huh? But you got what you wanted, didn’t you? All filled with cock and cum, just like you asked for.” Incoherent babbles are all you can muster anymore, the three males caressing your tired body as the last remnants of your orgasm continue to wash over you.

Your brain feels empty, unsure of how many times they even made you cum, but you feel completely satisfied; eyes already wanting to welcome sleep.

“Don’t fall asleep yet, sweetheart. We need to get you cleaned up for bed.”

You nod to the best of your ability as Mingyu attempts to carry you off of the bed, the cum trickling out of you causing you to moan and clench around the sticky substance. Jihoon and Wonwoo set the bath for you, already clothed and ready to pamper your tired body as Mingyu gets you to sit in the tub.

“Thank you, daddy…”

[pumpkincoffees]

hi hi ! i’m realizing rn that i never put up a post about me or introducing myself . kinda my fault because i put a guideline page up but never thought about the fact that an introductory post would be good ? good job me. i’m anastasia, i’m 23, and i never fuckin learned how to read !! are vine jokes still funny? i’ve been writing on tumblr on and off for about twelve years now aka i’m way too fucking old for this shit but i have so much muse to write for the first time in about a year now that i am medicated and in therapy !! i’m in the est timezone and i’m looking for some new buddies to write with since i lost touch with my primary writing buddy about a year ago!! if you’re interested, look under the cut, there’s gonna be more info about me and also plots that i really really really wanna do !

hello hi there, so as i’ve already said i’m anastasia and it’s so nice to meet u ! if u read this far, i already love u. lemme tell u more about myself.

number 1 ; i’m 23 years old as i already said and because of that, i would prefer if people i write with are around the same age as well ! i will write with 18+ but i will not write smut with someone who is under 21, so please know that if you want to write with me. i feel more comfortable writing with people who are closer to my age because i remember being 13-16 years old on this app writing smut with people who were 19-21 (before it was well known that it was actually against the law!! i promise i wasn’t lying to people about my age to get them to write with me) and looking back on it now i realize just how creepy that was !! i just ask that you’re honest with me and respect this boundary.

number 2 ; like i said in the last rule, i do write smut ! however, i would prefer if we waited until later in our writing process to start writing detailed smut. i’ve had bad experiences with people who immediately jumped into writing detailed smut and only wanted to focus on the smut in comparison to character development and because of that, i really just want to wait until i’m comfortable with you to do that ! 

number 3 ; i’m the first to admit that i am not the fastest replier. as you may have noticed, i mentioned in the lil introduction above that i’ve just recently started to have muse to write again, and i can’t promise that it’s going to be super super consistent ! all i ask is that you have patience with me. i work four days a week right now so i’m not super busy with work but when i do work sometimes i’m working 10+ hour days, which does burn me out, and i’m on medication for bipolar disorder which sometimes sends me down into a slight depressive state, in which sometimes it’s hard for me to even open my phone. pls pls pls be patient with me. 

number 4 ; i used to be willing to write males in m/f plots but nowadays, because that was taken advantage of in the past, i’ll only write males in mumus. in 1x1s, i would prefer to write f or nb nowadays !

number 5 ; i don’t really believe in banned fcs? the only fcs i won’t use are deceased fcs/underage fcs/fcs who have asked not to be used. personally, i only really use fcs as people i picture in my head while i’m writing because i barely even really use gifs, and also i don’t really see how a problematic fc could benefit from the use of their gifs in a private discord server. i’ll definitely let you know if there’s someone who i’m uncomfortable with but for the most part, i don’t mind!

number 6 ; i refuse to write anything in relation to inc*st, b*astiality, or p*dophilia, point blank, period. i don’t see how any story could progress from this, not even as a backstory. i will not write r*pe scenes or scenes with detailed descriptions of s*icide, self h*rm, or an e*ting disorder. of course, it can be mentioned in backstories but i will not go into detail.

number 7 ; i actually prefer writing mumus. i’m not really a fan of doing 1x1s completely anymore as i love developing characters, world building, and relationships that don’t just stay within the boundaries of romantic love. i love friendships and familial love and enemies and just somewhat acquaintances. give me all of it.

number 8 ; i promise i’m literate, you probably can’t tell based off of this post but when it comes to writing, i try my hardest to be as grammatically correct as possible. i’m definitely not perfect but i try ! however, i hate capitalization. don’t know why, i just do. that being said, i love writing long form, i feel like once replies get down to one or two sentences, the para needs to end and we need to move on. also, i’m a screenwriter, i see everything in the form of movies, so please forgive me if a lot of me ending paras seems like the ending of a movie scene? you’ll see what i mean when we get there, it’s kinda annoying and i hate myself for it.

number 9 ; just because i don’t always have the muse to write doesn’t mean that i don’t have the muse to plot ! please, send me ur headcanons and things that come to ur mind, i love reading it !

number 10 ; i only write on discord. i hate tumblr’s platform nowadays, it’s just the best platform to try finding people to write with, to be honest.

number 11 ; i almost forgot to include this but please know that i reserve the right to be selective with who i write with. i do look at the pages of people who like my posts or message me and see if i think we would work well together .. that sounds very weird but i don’t want to plot something out with someone just to find out that we don’t work well together or blend well together, nor are we friends. i love being friends with the people i write with! with the pandemic, i haven’t been able to see a lot of my friends, i work with a lot of older people, i think i’m the second or third youngest at my job and it’s lonely because i can’t really make friends there. because of that, i crave the friendships that we build when writing together. gimme allllll of that. 

so that’s my rules! sorry that they’re a bit long winded, sometimes i feel that i need to over explain myself. if u made it this far, ur an angel. read on for plots that i love and am interested in.

number 1 ; gimme some zombies. i looove zombie apocalypse / survival plots, particularly based on the walking dead ! 

number 2 ; i had a post about a post-post-apocalyptic world where you’re meeting all of the survivors in the afterlife that did pretty well, and. i would LOVE to do that!

number 3 ; a celeb mumu !!!! all ocs, gimme the actors and actresses and singers and musicians, gimme the athletes (maybe even obscure ones, like maybe some professional wrestlers from a wwe-inspired company? that could be fun !! ) ; gimme the directors and film producers and music producers and managers ; gimme the taylor swift-inspired squads and the insta influencers, the up and comers, the child stars that haven’t done anything in three-four years but still have beautiful porcelain mansions and keep getting contacted about doing a reunion of the show they were on at sixteen, gimme shows w/ original plots and movies w/ original plots and tours w/ a big time main act and a tiny new opening act and all the drama and co-stars falling in love and .

number 4 ; slice of life !! gilmore girls inspired where there’s seasons changing and maybe school events and fall festivals, christmas tree lightings, proms, christmas carolers, a cute little town with a gazebo in the center and a town mayor and it’s a very small town where everyone knows each other and it’s literally just a legitimate slice of life !! 

number 5 ; maybe criminal minds inspired ? i have a whole ass character in mind for this so i would LOVE it pls . 

i also have a whole ass list of wanted fcs but for now that’s going to have to wait because this post is .. so long and i don’t want to bore you !! message me or like this post if you’re still interested in plotting w me, i would love to hear from u !!

[i-dont-want-your-hysteria]

Comments On the Pyromania Track-By-Track Videos From The Vault

If you don’t want spoilers- DON’T READ ANY FURTHER!

is it just me for does Phil's beard keep getting better and better

viv's black hoodie uwu

SAVVVV DD; "I remember walking out of the studio after trying to record the bass line for Photograph and thinking '...I don't know if I can actually do this anymore...'"

Joe putting his hands on his hips actually made me fuckin squeal what is wrong with me

Rick making guitar noises with his voice makes me so fucking happy

Phil making guitar noises with his voice makes me so fucking happy

every time Joe shook his hair out of his face 👁👄👁

every time Joe put his hands on his hips 👁👄👁

Joe, who "can't STAND" cricket, apparently

*hears intro to Photograph for the first time* "wot the FUCK is that-?"

FINALLY they're talking about the little "plick" at the very beginning of Photograph it's the bEST PART OF THE WHOLE SONG

“Someone who is the ultimate ‘you can't have’” -Joe (i'm actually gonna cry pls stop you don't know how hard it is to hear YOU say that)

"hold your breath, crush your fingers, and hope we pull it off" -Phil

"big chunky chunk chunk guitars" -Joe

Too Late For Love being the first Pyromania song

VIV TYPHEROHMTRPOMTH *headbangs while putting up horns* "it's gud for THAT!" STOPP YOU’RE GETTING AS DORKY AS JOE

"most bands when they play their songs live play them too fast and they lose their sexiness" -Joe

Joe thinking that the album version of Too Late For Love is too fast and that the live version off Mirror Ball is slightly better speed even though it's about 5BPM slower

Joe referring to Steve as "Clarky"

Joe pronouncing "that" as "dat" (again)

Sav's weights visible in the background

Viv: "I'd do a solo, Phil'd do a solo, I'd do another one, Joe would get bored-"

 I THINK Joe’s wearing an earring...? It’s really hard to tell

Joe saying his as was sore for quote unquote “WEEKS” after being forced to ride a horse for a whole day while filming the Foolin video

Joe preceding to be very very salty about this

"The explosions in Foolin' burnt all the hair off my arms, almost put me in the hospital- so that's what's known as 'suffering for your art'" -Joe

Rick cracking himself up with his own impression of Billy Idol going "aREnt YoU thOSE guYS whO dO tHE soNG- FUH-FUH-FUH-FUH-FUH-FUH-FUH-FUH-FOOLIN?"

Joe making guitar noises with this voice makes me so fucking happy

Joe explaining how he came up with the chorus for Rock of Ages and then saying "I'm sorry but you couldn't make this up :3)"

joe still looks the F U C K I N G S A M E AS HE DID BACK IN '82 I STFG IT'S KINDA FREAKING ME OUT

Joe impersonating his 22/23 year old self talking to Mutt: *does a triple take* "wot about this...?"

Joe loving his vocal performance on Comin Under Fire

Finding out that the first half of the Comin Under Fire intro was written by Pete

"especially with one arm these days..." -Rick

Joe saying that Comin Under Fire is probably his favorite song off Pyromania because he's "not sick to death of it"

JOE'S VOICE GOING HIGH WHEN HE SAID "(Comin Under Fire) stays in the Vault, ya know- for now- FOR NOW :D"

“We have since worked out... we are NOT the Rolling Stones and never WILL be..." -Joe

Joe calling Move With Me Slowly "the closest we ever got to sounding like the Stones"

Joe admitting he tried to sound Cockney on Action Not Words and clearly looking embarrassed

Joe basically shitting on Action Not Words in general

I thought maybe just MAYBE Joe was gonna get through this whole set of videos without mentioning Mott- I was wrong.

[averykedavra]

so. asides, huh.

i’m making this post ten minutes before the episode drops and right now I’m scared, who’s gonna be in it, oh no

aaaaa oh my god oh my god it’s here im shaking oh god oh fuck

flirting with social anxiety? VIRGIL

WE’RE GETTING VIRGIL???

we finally get content of virgil oh god oh fuck is there gonna be Drama

my heart is pounding

this intro still slaps yall

new A??

oh god, more waiting.

IT’S ESSENTIAL VIEWING?

ABD ILLUSTRATES??? I LOVE THEM???

wait. wait artist friends?

W H AT

i just SCREAMED an ANIMATIC i will LOSE IT

OH MY GOD ROMAN AND VIRGIL

THAT’S ROMAN ROMAN’S GONNA BE HERE

IS THIS ALL GONNA BE IN CAPS NOW? YES

yesyes patreon gets flashbacks to last night’s drama

THE SNIPPETS OF ANIMATION ARE SCARING ME

now that i think abt it, flirting with social anxiety is such a ro and virge thing

oh god is there gonna be angst oh god oh fuck

thomas ilysm

im SCARED just GET TO IT

no wait dont im not ready

ads. yay. well at least i get more time to prepare

that time was not enough FUCK i’m not ready

just glimpsed the cover of this ep (not what it’s called i’m sure) and jlkhgfdsfghj

NO MY COMPUTER WONT LOAD

COMPUTER STOP IT I WANT TO SEE MY BOIS

gonna log off tumblr and write the rest of this on notes or smth. notes can’t format im losing it. why is this my life.

GAY OR NAY? kljdhgfdsfghj

computer is still struggling to load i am Not Happy with this

THOMAS IVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO HEAR UR VOICE LET’S G O

“you too??” thomas ur a mood

ROMAN VIRGIL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

lkjhgfds get off his back guys cmon

oh no is roman so adamant abt this because he wants thomas to be good

DLKJHGFDS THEY’RE TAGTEAMING THIS IM LOSING IT

THEY’RE F R I E N D S

“you didn’t mean that” roman no, roman stop, roman. roman.

STOP PLAYING WITH PEOPLE’S HEARTS??? ROMAN N O

OH GOD THEY’RE ACCUSING THOMAS OF LYING

THIS REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE,,,, OH FUCK

dkjhgfds uh oh here goes roman mr Gay Prince

“*sighs* cutie at twelve o clock” ROMAN I LOVE YOU

WE DON’T KNOW IF HE’S N O T GAY DKJHGFDSAFGH

dlkjhgfds “you have used that argument on me far too many times” i’m laughing so hard already

awww the stickerssss

paramore!!!

DLKJHGFDS AWWW NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS THESE DORKS ARE SO EXCITED

ads again

wait i just realized that if there isn’t any makeup needed,,,we could have janus

:(( oh no we won’t have remus oh :(((

COMPUTER WONT LOAD AGAIN

i’m five minutes in and i’m already dead

“those jokes are old” “you would know” roman ilysm

ugh,,,pintroverts

ROMAN’S LIL SMILE AS THOMAS GOES CLOSER IM,,,BABEY

kjhgfdghj MICROPHONES im in love with this

“OHHHHHH,,,,ohhhhhh” dkljhgfdsfghjkhgfds

this animation is FANTASTIC did i mention

dkjhgfdgh they’re Trying thomas

GREAT INDEED

ROMAN I LOVE YOU

“the only logical next step,,,go home and regret everything” virgil i love u

gay eyes? gay eyes.

DKLJHGFDGHJGFDG ROMAN PLS STOP OH MY GOD ROMAN NO

virgil is struggling

ads.

VIRGIL’S DRAMATIC SHADOWS I CANT--I LOVE HIM

“i wasn’t testing you, i was just panicking”

“you chose to be a liar”. no. no don’t. stop.

thomas u disaster gay

GERARD GAY,,,,I USED THAT NICKNAME ONCE,,,RAIN ON YOUR BLACK PARADE I AM FEELING PLATONIC PRINXIETY FEELS IN THIS CHILIS TONIGHT

oh they’re fighting over thomas oh noo :(

no

no no no

“IF I AM, I’LL ADD IT TO THIS LIST”

NO

ROMAN N O

now thinking abt “something we’re both familiar with”,,,A A A AAAA

i dunno,,,plants dkfgsfgh

virgil is just shoving him around jkshgfdhj

thomas u GAY DISASTER

thomas pls ask janus for help with lying u cant lie

“CHECK FOR TREASURE FOR GOOD MEASURE” ROMAN I CANT DJKHGFDS

“hide so he cant see u in all ur shame” i love this so much oh my god

“easy, roman” THOMAS IS STILL STOPPING ROMAN FROM INSULTING ANYONE IM SAD

so,,,,,stalking

dljkhgdf this is so funny oh my god

they should grab patton!! hearts right?? speaking from the heart?

oh wait yeah roman’s mad at him, fuck

thomas is awkward sweetheart

computer goes out AGAIN im LOSING it

halfway thru. already so scared.

HE SAID IT WAS ESSENTIAL WHAT DOES THAT M E A N

yay computer is working again

also i love this animation sm, like seriously, oh my gosh

oh no roman’s expression is this gonna be sad

“least of all myself” thomas this is turning into a breakdown,,,are you okay

oh NO virgil’s expression

“knowing what i want” ROMAN’S EXPRESSION

IM SO SAD NOW FUCKING DAMMIT

this is so good and PAINFUL

WAIT IS THIS THE MONOLOGUE

IS THIS THE FUCKING MONOLOGUE

BECAUSE IT’S GOOD,,,IT’S SO GOOD

okay but seriously don’t go up to someone and say they’re radiant,,,this is a good speech but like,,,please dont use it irl thomas pls

lkJHGFDGHJ THE PERSON IN THE STALL OH MY GOD KJHGFDS

thomas is still a terrible liar oh my god the second-hand embarrassment

roman’s lil WTF roman ily

OH NO VIRGIL STOP

VIRGIL I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING

“THE LIES” A A A AAAA

no. no no no. no no no

i am saying “no” out loud OH GOD

“i so badly want this” ROMAN

you cant have true love if the relationship isn’t based on truth,,,yes but also no?

roman i think ur biased here

both of u are

VIRGIL FUCKING SAID IT

“WILL DECEIT CONTINUE TO BE THE ANSWER TO ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS” VIRGIL WENT FOR IT

GOD OH FUCK IM IN PAIN

“NO, HE’S BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME”

WHO’S SAYING THAT

ROMAN,,,ARE YOU SAYING THAT

ohh here comes the gay panic knhgfxdfgh

“he fears things too???” dlkjhghfd yes virge he’s your soulmate

awwww they’re arguing djkhgfdedghj

“it’s okay EXCEPT IT’S SUPER NOT” virgil ur such a good boi ily

thomas no

thomas stop

“one more chance at happiness squandered” roman dont be mean

“it’s probably for the best” ROMAN NO

VIRGIL IS SO CONCERNED

HE’S PANICKING BUT HE’S TRYING TO DO HIS BEST FOR THOMAS

A A A A A A AAAA VIRGIL ILY

“YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID HI” THOMAS IS GONNA GET A BF

i like songs dkjhgfd THIS IS GOING SO WELL THO

I’M SO HAPPY FOR THOMASSSS (CHARACTER THOMAS)

oh no mysterious suitor is pretentious /j

no wait is THIS the monologue

WHAT’S THE MONOLOGUE THOMAS, WHERE IS THE TRUTH

“that was you???” DKJHGFGHJGF

bruised ego. roman’s hmm. a a a aa

“let’s not waste this one” I AM SO HERE FOR THESE TWO

THIS IS SO CUTE AND WHOLESOME OMG

ROMAN’S IN L I K E IM SO DLKJHGFDSGH A A AAA BABEY HIS LIL HEARTS A A AA

THEIR LIL SMILES AS THEY WATCH IM,,,HHHHH

ROMAN THANKED VIRGIL

AND VIRGIL’S SO SURPRISED,,,A A AAA

“BRAVERY” A A A A A A   AAAAA

THEY’RE FUCKIN

THE PLATONIC PRINXIETY FE  E L S

ROMAN’S SO GRATEFUL AND VIRGIL’S SO FLUSTERED AND OH MY GOSH IM SOFT

is that the end???

no wait we have,,the end card

should i skip the patreon announcement for the end card

BUT LIKE THIS ANIMATION MEDIUM,,,MEANT THEY COULD FUCKING HOLD EACH OTHER’ SHOULDERS

THAT’S SO COOL

AAAAA ROMAN IN PERSON HI ROMAN ILYSM YOUR LIL THUMB BITE ILY ILY ILY

“PUNK” DKJHGFD

more accurate to say,,,puts on bowler hat DECEIT’S THEME PLAYS HI JANUS

BUT JANUS IS RUNNING IT DLKHJGFDHJGFD

skipping the patreon, maybe i’ll watch it later, can’t buy anything anyway i am smol

AWWW THEY’RE ALL GEEKING OUT OVER IT

THOSE LIL DORKS I LOVE THEM

,,,,virgil’s eyeshadow

VIRGIL’S EYESHADOW

IT’S NEW

OHHH THEY’RE ALL BLUSHY I LOVE THEM

VIRGIL’S EYESHADOW CHANGED WHEN HE GOT LESS EXCITED,,,,I’M IN T R I G U E D

HIS EYESHADOW’S BACK TO PURPLE

AWWW THEY’RE SO EXCITED I’M HERE FOR IT

“JOIN ME,,,NO THINKING” ROMAN I L Y

dlkjhgfdghjkgfdGHJ i’m laughing so hard

“are we ready for this” oh no

oh no oh no

computer wont LOAD there are ten more seconds i wanna see!!!

i had to RESTART MY WHOLE COMPUTER to see the rest >>:((

oh no virgil is apprehensive

that’ll come back to bite them later

ROMAN STOP PRETENDING LIKE THERE ARE NO CONCERNS CHALLENGE

djkhgfdghj “demon” virgil ily

in conclusion prinxiety are best friends and i am living for this and also i’m in material amounts of pain

[ferrethyun]

i heard u want requests so im like b e t. something fluffy pls?? maybe poly?? like m! s/o making everyone breakfast and letting them sleep in?

A ig h t,, bet,,, i legit dont think ive done fluff requests in ages let alone poly so lefts fuckin go boys with the uwus

Masterlist | Ask

Pairing: Poly!Bts x M!Reader

TW: None uwu

M/n had been alone most of the night before; the boys had so much to prepare for with the upcoming album so he couldn’t blame them for staying late at the studio. Knowing all the weight on their shoulders was still there, m/n couldn’t help but want to alleviate them of it, even if it was only by a little bit.

So, while the clock flashed a bright red 8:37 am and the sunlight crept through the barely open curtains, the male snuck out from underneath the arms of one of his lovers, Taehyung to be exact. This, of course, was met with resistance by the idol but he eventually lessened his tight hold enough for his boyfriend to slip away. M/n almost hissed at how cold the floor was but managed to suppress it and slipped on a pair of house slippers and one of Jin's hoodies that lay on the floor before shuffling off out the room and down the hall. Normally, at least one of the members would be awake by now and m/n wanted so badly to wake up one of them for company but through sheer willpower, he did not; eventually, the lone riser found himself in the kitchen. 

The kitchen itself was beautiful. The floor was an off-white marble along with the counter-tops, while most of the cupboards being a red-stained wood. Many memories had been made in this kitchen: Food fights, arguments, rain-soaked kisses and some rather… naughty moments too. M/n felt a small smile creep its way onto his face and basked in the morning sun beaming through the window for a while before deciding to move on with his plans. He moved over to the fridge to scour for ingredients and pulled items such as eggs, milk, some butter and fruit out of the fridge, then closed it. Placing all the items on the counter, the male then moved on to finding a couple of pans and placing them on the stove to let them heat up; while they were heating up, M/n moved on to find other ingredients for pancakes and started making the mix. Normally, pancakes wouldn’t be on the menu for breakfast but M/n wanted the men he loved so much to wake up to something home-cooked and filling, maybe not the healthiest but who cared? It was just one day, what harm could it do. The subtle bubbling that could be heard coming off the pans told m/n that they were hot enough to begin making pancakes; so that’s what he did. 

Halfway through making the delicious treats, M/n could hear the soft padding of feet coming down the hallway towards the kitchen. To occupied with breakfast to turn around and properly greet whoever just came in the kitchen, M/n offered a quick and warm “Good morning” to whoever it was and got a groan in response along with arms wrapping around his waist. 

“Come back to bed babe…” A tired baritone voice rumbled out into the back of m/n’s neck.

“Tae, baby, I’m making pancakes right now…” M/n mused out with a light smile on his face, “How ‘bout you go back to bed and I’ll come wake you up when I’m done?”

The offer was met with slight reluctance, but with a kiss shared, the idol trudged off back down the hallway to his room. M/n couldn’t help but let out a small chuckle before continuing with the pancakes. A glance at the clock in the kitchen told M/n that it was now 9:20 am and now that the stack of pancakes was complete, he could begin setting the table for breakfast. 

The table set up consisted of 8 plates, glasses and sets of cutlery along with various fruits, chocolate spreads and syrups for toppings. M/n finished off by setting down a pitcher of water, orange juice and a pot of coffee for those who wanted it before going off to the kitchen once again to wash off his hands and begin the task of waking up all 7 of his boyfriends. 

He headed off to the eldest's room first. The light was strong enough coming through the curtains that M/n didn’t need to turn on the lights, so he made his way over to the male who lay still in bed and gently lay a hand on his shoulder and lips on his puffy cheeks. A quick kiss and shake was generally all it took to wake Jin up, but today it seemed to not be enough, so M/n continued with the gentle shakes and began to talk “Jinnie… Jinnie, it’s time to wake up” M/n could see the others face scrunch up and a groan echoed through the room, “Come on baby, I made breakfast~”

Jins eyes cracked open and looked directly at his lover “You made breakfast?” He asked, “You didn’t have to, I could have done that…”

M/n let out an airy laugh “You guys came back so late last night that I wanted to treat you” He replied, “Now get up, breakfast is getting cold” After that, M/n left the room and to the next room, not missing the “Wait, is that my hoodie?” that came from the eldest's room. The next room along was Jimin and Hoseoks room. The two shouldn’t be that hard to wake up as m/n could already hear the whispers of conversation that came from the room. M/n made his way into the room and immediately found Jimin and Hoseok in the same bed “Good morning you two” M/n called out to the two, “Who wants pancakes?”

An audible gasp escaped from both mouths “You made pancakes?” Jimin gawked, “You should have told me, I would have come and helped you” 

“It’s fine,” M/n said before placing a kiss on the singer's forehead, “Now run along, Jin’s already in the kitchen” This made Jimin leap out of the bed he was in and hurry off out the room but not without being patted on the ass by Hoseok first. Speaking of Hoseok, M/n looked towards the rapper before creeping into his open arms for a hug “You need to get up as well Hobi~” M/n spoke as he stepped out of the hug and then the room earning a whine from the male. Next on the list of people to wake up was the one and only Namjoon; M/n never had any difficulties waking up Namjoon, a kiss on the back of the leader's neck and opening of the curtains accompanied by a “Morning Joonie” was all he needed to get up. After the leader was Yoongi, one of the more difficult members to wake up, alongside Jungkook that is. 

M/n opened the door leading to the rapper's room only to find him awake already, but not by himself. It seems that Taehyung had decided to not go back to his room but into Yoongis “Come on you two” M/n called out, rolling his eyes at the couple who were making out, “Breakfast is ready!” He then stepped out of the room, not forgetting to give the two a quick “Make sure you wash your hands!” before moving on to the youngest's room. 

When the male stepped into the room, he found Jungkooks curtains still open from the day before causing rays of light to cast onto the male's delicate features. M/n made his way across the clothing littered floor to his boyfriend and took a moment to take in the beauty of his features and scars; he was too pretty. Sounds from the kitchen leaked into Jungkooks room reminding M/n of the task at hand “Kook, baby boy, it’s time to wake up” M/n murmured out, a hand on the buff males shoulder. This garnered no response so m/n continued “Ggukie, come on, there are pancakes in the kitchen” He tried again, “I even got your favourite chocolate spread”

There was finally a response when a deep, guttural groan filled the room “Hyung…” The singer groaned out, “Close the curtains please....”

“Honey, baby, darling, light of my life…” M/n whispered against the shell of his boyfriend's ear, “Everyone else is waiting in the kitchen for us” Another groan. “Or are you looking to be punished?” The words that left M/ns mouth had Jungkooks eyes wide open and staring dead in front of him. A smirk flittered across M/ns lips before he headed out of the room before stopping in the doorway “Then I suggest you get up hmmm?” And with that, Jungkook was up and out of his room before M/n could get out properly.

M/ns laugh echoed in the hallway as he walked to the dining table with the youngest; once there, M/n could see that, while everyone was there, none of them had started to eat as they were waiting for everyone to be at the table. The male took a seat between Jin and Yoongi and let the eating commence. 

It was around 11:02 am when all the plates were placed in the sink and most had cleared off; M/n started getting soap out to wash the dishes before a hand was placed on top of his own “Hey, there’s no need to do the dishes” Jin murmured out, sleep still evident in his eyes, “The others can deal with it later..”

“But- I-” M/n stuttered out

“No buts!” Jin interrupted, arms now wrapped around the other's waist, “ You come with me and we can watch another episode of that drama you like so much”

M/n didn’t want the others to bother themselves with the dishes but there was no point in fighting against Jin when all he’d do is pull m/n from his job to stop him; so he put his utensils down and placed his hand in the eldest's, letting himself be led off to the massive living room where Netflix and a blanket were already set up. M/n couldn’t help but turn and hug his boyfriend

“Have I ever told you guys how much I love you” M/n spoke into Jins shoulder

“All the time baby” Jin replied, “But I don’t think we tell you it enough”

[mega-velocity56]

THE DARK HORSE

DARK HORSE

“Aaaah” he screamed for the last time

“you deserves it for cheating with me” said the person who shot him dead from faraway straight on his head . he then packed his gun’s bag and started to leave the motel

ON THE OTHER HAND

Y/N’S POV

last night a someone shot the biggest mafia king on head police is still investigating on the whole matter… eating her breakfast y/n heard the shocking news before she could even process her phone rang . She picked the phone “yobaseyo”

“y/n we need u to work on the mafia’s murder case. I know it would be h…”

“I’ll do it” she said cutting him off and hung the phone . A tear escaped from her eyes  “y/n be strong , you have to” with this she changed her clothes into black attire

AT FUNERAL HALL

“y/n im sorry” Said mrs lee “I shouldn’t have sent him there at night it is all my mistake i-I” she started crying  

“Ahjumma pls be strong it aint ur fault pls clam down” comforted y/n

“ah sunbae ur pls come here” approached a young boy to y/n

“yes bosoek do u find any clue” asked y/n

“aniyo but I think  the murder must be a good shooter it was found on cctv footage shooter was around 200 m far in a motel but still manage to shoot exactly on head” explained bosoek

“I want to see footage lets go to control room” said y/n glancing last time on the photo of her fiancé  lee hanbin

AT CONTROL ROOM

“Resume it” orderd y/n to bosoek who was playing the cctv footage

“stop, this is the man who shoot him he’s in black covering his whole body also wearing a mask with a gun bag” explained y/n

“ but it so less to find the real criminal” said bosoek

“hmm you tell other investigators to check block b camera at gangnam and ask the neighbourhood about that black guy take picture of him” said y/n leaving

“she’s yet cold she didn’t even attended his funeral she’s so heartless” said minah to bosoek

“yaah stop sayin this rubbish this marriage was forced also he was a mafia she is so strong hiding her pain inside herself a really like this type of girls” bosoek said dreaming abut y/n

“yaaah do ur work she aint gonna like a man like you” said minah  

ON THE OTHER HAND

“hmm you did gr8 work my son im proud of you” said mr kim

“y-yes father” stuttered taehyung and went to his room

FLASHBACK

“u r getting engaged with him that’s it” ordered y/f/n

“but appa im investigator and he’s mafia I cant marry him pls “ cried y/n

“you hv to no buts that’s it” shouted y/f/n and left her cryin

“its okay y/n u hv to be strong he’s only a mafia he wont harm you” she calmed herself

She went inside her room and started writing a letter

To dark horse

This is me your lipizzan my father is marrying me to hanbin he is a mafia I don’t wanna marry a mafia but he isn’t understanding it . I wanted to marry a person whom I love but he wouldn’t understand im hiraeth pls take me back to the fantasy world we used to live I don’t wanna live like emotionless person anymore

Byee

(She then sent this to the person whose her old pen friend they nvr met in real but she got a address from her late mother ‘s dairy since very young age she started to write letters and send to that address . from then they gave eachother nicknames  )

He read the letter and got angry “ I love her even I nvr saw her in real but still she’s mine nobody can snatch her from me”

“A-appa” he stuttered AGAIN he’s so scared of him that he always stutter infront of him

“yes taehyung” said mr kim still busy on his phone

“appa I wanna love someone I really do and I wanna marr-“ he cut tae off bye slapping him very hard

“YOU ARE STILL SENDING HER LETTERS HOW MANY TIMES DO I HV TO STOP U UR FUCKIN 25 STOP THIS BULLSHIT U R GONNA BE NEXT WORLD MAFIA KING AND WILL MARRY MR HAN’S DAUGHTER HOW MUCH TIME SHOULD I TELL YOUUU , FUCKIN BASTARD IF U SENT HER ANY FURTHER LETTERS U HV TO BEAR CONSEQUENCES” shouted his father and left him alone

Tears escaped from his eyes he started cryin hard missing his eomma for the very first time after she left mr kim “e-eomma  i-if  you w-w-would be here then h-he w-wouldn’t had be-came a monster a-and let me ma-marry m-my lipizzan”

Next day

Taehyung was in the motel ready to shoot biggest mafia to dethrone him as  he  cheated on his father as per as told by his father to make hi m happy he had to do this although he don’t like to kill or to be a mafia but still he hv to he pull out the gun hesitantly and                                                          !!BANG!!

[himbowelsh]

Pls Hoosier on Valentine's list!

valentines day alphabet  ( accepting! ) 

A   :   AFFECTION.   how does your muse show affection?

He doesn’t, if he can help it. Unfortunately, Hoosier’s a bigger softie than he likes to admit. His affection shows itself through small gestures   ---   a blanket tucked around someone’s shoulders, food shared, limbs resting casually against each other during idle moments. If Hoosier’s willing to go out of his way for someone, even a little bit, then they matter to him. His smile could make flowers grow, so being on the receiving end of it tends to send the people he cares about a clear message.

B   :   BOUQUET.   does your muse like flowers? which ones are their favourite?

Absolutely not a bouquet man. Doesn’t trust flowers, doesn’t know how they work, and is not inclined to find out.

C   :   CHOCOLATE.   does your muse like chocolate? which one is their favourite?

Abso-fuckin-lutely. Hoosier would shank a man for some cherry cordials.

D   :   DATE.   what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

He prefers to split the bill on any dates, because he’s cheap economically responsible like that. Hoosier’s ideal date wouldn’t involve paying at all; he’d have a great time doing something on just the right side of illegal, like sneaking into a movie (makes the cinema experience 10x more fun) or loitering in a potentially dangerous place. Coffee dates are pretentious, but he really likes coffee, so sometimes you’ve gotta take the good with the bad. He’d love to go to an animal shelter and, like, play with the dogs...  Hoosier’s not a hard person to take out, and he’s satisfied doing pretty much anything, so long as it’s not too boring.

E   :   EMBRACE.   does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?

what the hell is a hug   He doesn’t love them  ---  mostly because he’s been on the receiving end of too many of Chuckler’s post-workout sweaty bear hugs, and that’s something you never recover from. Hoosier’s particular about physical affection, unless it’s from someone he really considers His People  ---  even with his closest friends, he can be weird about hugs, though he’ll make allowances for his little siblings. He’s not a hugger himself.

F   :   FLIRT.   is your muse good at flirting? how do they flirt?

He doesn’t, because it’s a lot of effort, and frankly he just can’t be assed. Hoosier doesn’t do charming small-talk; he’s not going to wine and dine someone he’s just interested in taking to bed. If he wants more than that, well...  he doesn’t even know how to go about it, so they better appreciate the drinks he’s willing to pay for. The other partner’s got to carry the conversation, because Hoosier can’t make small talk to save his life. His good looks and bluntness tend to carry him far enough  ---  as far as the bedroom.

G   :   GIFT.   is your muse good at gift - giving or do they struggle to get it right?

He really doesn’t try that hard. The sort of person to literally ask outright, “what do you want?” a week before a birthday...  then, to his credit, he goes out and tracks the thing down. (Leckie once gave him a really obscure book title, just to see what would happen. Hoosier turned up with it. The book had been out of print of years. This was a first-edition copy. No one knows where he got it, how, or if it was obtained legally.)

H   :   HEART.   is your muse quick or slow to give their heart away?

He’s...  slow because the idea scares him. Hoosier and intimacy...  do not mix. On a physical level, sure, but emotionally? He’s gonna glower that idea into submission and keep any pesky feelings that bubble up down for as long as possible. Hoosier does not love the idea of opening himself up to getting hurt, and doesn’t think he’s very suited for romance, so he’d just...  rather not.

I    :   I LOVE YOU.   does your muse find ‘i love you’ easy or hard to say?

Like we just said! Emotional intimacy is a Big Yikes for him! Anyone would be lucky to get an “I love you” out of him once. He’s got to be either very drunk or very sleepy to say it out loud  ---   both times are when he’s at his softest.

J   :   JEALOUSY.   does your muse get jealous in a relationship?

Oh yeah. Hoosier can be...  territorial when it comes to the people he loves. He passionately dislikes anyone getting too close to his partner; there’s being friendly, and then there’s being more, and he’s got strong instincts for when something’s more than friendly. Hoosier makes up for it by being bitchier than usual, glowering at them and being a bit more physical with his partner. He’s rarely one for PDA, but Jealous Hoosier has some points to make.

K   :   KISS.   is your muse a good kisser? why / why not?

He’s a very physical kisser, almost taking ownership of his partner through his lips; Hoosier Smith doesn’t kiss to play around. Hands on the ass, the thighs, gripping the hips as he grinds slightly against them; each breath seems to ripple between the two of them, a shared convulsion, before Hoosier goes right back in for more. He’s a hungry kisser, and a little feral about it  ---  bruises will be left along his partner’s neck, and their lips may be sore for days afterwards, but they way Hoosier leaves them seeing stars makes it all worth it.

L   :   LOVE.   who does your muse love?

He’s very fond of his little siblings, and very affectionate with them  ---  way more than anyone’s used to seeing out of him. Hoosier’s got Big Brother Instincts, even they don’t rear their head that often. He loves his mom and (very old, possibly immortal) grandparents; he’s very devoted to his friends, no matter how he rolls his eyes at Chuckler and Runner’s chaos or bitches at Leckie’s pretentiousness. That’s the thing about Hoosier  ---   he doesn’t love a lot of people, but the people he does love, he wants to keep.

M   :   MOONLIGHT.   is morning or night a more romantic setting?

Night, because he’s never up in the damn morning. Why would someone want to do things before 10am? Not this man. Anything that needs to get done can be done at midnight, or not at all.

N   :   NAUGHTY.   what is your muse like in bed?

He alternates between fierce and teasing, but Hoosier is very, very determined. God, does he love his partner’s reactions...  and he savors them, leading them along for as long as possible, dragging every encounter out until the end. Hoosier’s in no rush to finish; honestly, he has a bit of trouble finishing without his partner, and it’s usually seeing them go over the edge first that gets him there. He’s rough, rougher than he means to be at times; sex is the most energy he’ll ever expend at a given moment, and he turns it into a full-on workout, both parties slick with sweat by the end of it. Sometimes, he’ll just put his mouth to task, trailing it slowly along his partner’s body  ---  sucking kisses into their chest, their stomach, their hips, all the way to their thighs and what lies beyond.

O   :   ODE.   does your muse have a way with words?

Yes. Very succinct. To the point. Knows what the hell he’s saying. Fine with words, thanks.

P   :   PARTNER.   what does your muse look for in a partner? looks / personality?

Someone who doesn’t get on his last damn nerve. Hoosier would do well with a partner who goes with the flow  ---  probably someone more extroverted than him, but who really doesn’t demand much or tax his energy when he needs to just destress. He’d do best with someone low-maintenance. (Too bad the high-maintenance people are so damn attractive.) They have to love animals; they have to be able to keep things neat, because he hates a messy house; he’s fine with almost any quirk they might have, so long as they put up with his in return. He loves people who can sing...  and people who laugh at their own jokes really shouldn’t be as attractive as they are.

Q   :   QUESTION.   would your muse ask the big question or expect their partner to?

He’d ask as soon as he comes to terms with the idea...  which’ll take a while, not gonna lie. His partner asking first would completely take Hoosier by surprise. He wouldn’t be expecting it, wouldn’t know what to do with it, and his off-the-cuff answer would be, “what the fuck”.  Promising omen of marital bliss right there.

R   :   ROMANCE.   is your muse a romantic or a cynic?

Definitely on the cynical side. He’s...  afraid of romance, a little bit, and definitely doesn’t imagine himself as anybody’s Prince Charming.

S   :   SWEETHEART.   did your muse have a childhood sweetheart?

He didn’t, really. Little Bill Smith had way more important things on his mind, like taking long naps, stealing cookies, and hiding in places where his mama couldn’t find him. Bigger priorities on his mind.

T   :   TRUE LOVE.   does your muse believe in true love?

...  nah, probably not. It’s not something he gives a lot of thought to, because thinking about love in general leaves him feeling half-starved and irritated. True love...  well, to be honest, he’s got no clue what it is.

U   :   UNREQUITED.   has your muse had their heart broken?

...  let’s say he hasn’t and call it even. He’s not gonna talk about it.  (He hasn’t, but he’s been on the cusp of loving people who didn’t love him back. Caution is learned; if you go to the edge of a cliff and almost fall off, you’re in no hurry to dance on that edge again. He learned to fear love without ever feeling the full sting of rejection, cause he’s just proactive like that.)

V   :   VALENTINE.   how does your muse feel about valentine’s day?

A complete waste of time, unless there’s chocolate involved. Chocolate for him. Get him chocolate, please.

W  :   WEDDING.   would your muse get married? why / why not?

Mmm. I mean. He’s not going to not get married, if the opportunity arises, but it’s also, like...  a lot of effort, everybody makes a big deal out of it, it costs a lot of money, and, like...  if all his siblings get hitched, does his Mama really need him to, too? (If Hoosier gets to the point where he’s head-over-heels in love with someone, enough to want to spend his life with ‘em, yeah, he’ll get married. But he’s prefer a quiet ceremony, no muss or fuss, to a big white wedding.)

X   :   XOXO.   does your muse use / like pet names?

Absolutely never... unless he’s in the mood. An arm tucked around his partner’s chest or waist, and a muttered “darlin’” against the side of their neck, is Hoosier-speak for ‘let’s get someplace private now, before I take my pants off right here.’

Y   :   YOURS.   does your muse get protective easily?

In, like, the laziest way possible. He’s perfectly willing to sit back and watch the fireworks, glowering as some fool gets bolder and bolder with the person he cares about...  but he’s not apathetic, he’s waiting. As soon as the bastard crosses a line, Hoosier’s on his feet and swinging. He doesn’t say anything; he just puts an end to the situation, with a few well-placed hits. Cross Hoosier Smith’s people at your own risk.

Z   :   ZZZ.   how many people has your muse slept with?

...  do you really want to know the answer to this question? It’s...  a lot. Many people. An amount that should maybe concern him. He couldn’t count if he tried, but the number is probably in the double digits. (How? He literally never goes out! Hoosier’s got ways, okay. When he feels like having sex, he will find someone willing and eager. It’s never a challenge to convince them. The job gets done.) Don’t ask, cause he’ll just smirk and say nothing.

[dahkani]

FAIR GAME SONGS

Music helps me write, and I believe many creatives share that vibe! So I wanted to share a few of the songs that give me Fair Game vibes and I find myself writing best to, categorized based on the mood or vibes you wanna sell! Please enjoy, and I hope you like even one song out of this selection. It’s all under the read more! All songs have hyperlinks on the title! I tried to use male artists when possible since it’s an MLM ship but the majority of music I listen to is sung by women, so apologies for that!

p.s. please message me and just fuckin talk to me about fair game and rwby and everything... pls..

ENERGETIC LOVE SONGS

                    ( energetic is used somewhat loosely, but i wanted a divide between songs like these and more chilled-out ones! )

↪  w i l d - troye sivan ( i envision this song as shared between them. perhaps the blue neighbourhood is metaphorical for qrow, due to his long-lasting troubles with his mental health, and clover’s blue neighbourhood is atlas. )

↪ b u r n i n g - maggie rogers ( “ running from that day i snapped ” - the day he found out about Salem, the day at the apathy farm, the day he fell right back into his old habits. “and you said / let me help you open up” oH LIKE CLOVER IS DOING FOR QROW???? )

↪ s u p e r s t a r - marina ( “ you never judge me / for any of my fears / never turn your back / always keep my body near. “ )

↪ j o y - bastille ( “ i’m your walking disaster, keep on dragging me / from self-pity, poor me.” )

↪ a n i m a l - aurora ( clover to qrow, the best thing i could find! “ isolation makes me hungry / will you stay here while i sleep? ” and “ lost in a concrete jungle “ were huge driving forces for how i characterized clover in one of my fics! )

LOW-KEY LOVE SONGS

                   ( more relaxed! the type of songs that aren’t super high energy but instead... are much calmer! )

↪ a n y w h e r e  u  g o - tove lo ( “ stay together / you make me better / and i said i would be there through it all. “ )

↪ w h a t  a  h e a v e n l y  w a y  t o  d i e - troye sivan ( “ what a heavenly way to die / what a time to be alive / because forever is in your eyes / but forever aint half the time / i wanna spend with you. ” )

↪ r e a l  l o v e - carly rae jepsen ( this is a clover song and i’ll take it to the grave. real love is all he wants bro. it’s all his perfect life is missing. )

↪ e n d  o f  t h e  e a r t h - marina ( “ do you ever think / of how this life could have been? / if you never took the chance / a leap of faith and dance / with losing it all / so just wait, wait for me. ” )

↪ f i n a l l y  / /  b e a u t i f u l  s t r a n g e r - halsey ( “ your eyes, so crystal green / sour apple baby, but you taste so sweet / you got hips like Jagger and two left feet / and i wonder if you’d like to meet. ” )

ANGST

                  ( songs that have angst potential! not necessarily break up songs tho.)

↪ h a b i t s ( s t a y  h i g h ) - tove lo ( “ you’re gone and i gotta stay high / all the time / to keep you off my mind ” )

↪ h o l d  m e  w h i l e  y o u  w a i t - lewis capaldi ( a song about (clover) loving someone who doesn’t know what they really want, and wondering if you just aren’t good enough. )

↪ 9 0  d a y s - p!nk ( " i feel the space that’s in between us / convince myself that this is real love / cause you made this shit so easy / and i told you my secrets / so i don’t know why im tongue-tied at the wrong time / when i need this. ” )

↪ s u p e r c u t - lorde ( “ cause in my head, in my head i do everything right / when you call, when you call i’ll forgive and not fight / because ours are the moments i play in the dark / we were wild and fluorescent / come home to my heart. ” )

WARNING - THE NEXT SONG’S VIDEO HAS SOME FLASHING LIGHTS AND I CAN’T FIND AN OFFICIAL ALTERNATIVE. PLEASE BE CAREFUL!

↪ n u m b  w i t h o u t  y o u - the maine ( “ you are the violence in my veins / you are the war inside my brain / you are my glitter and my gloom / i am so numb without you. “ )

↪ g o t  t o  b e  y o u - don broco ( “ so easy / i could be replaced / you could bait fresh meat / plenty fish in them seas ” )

↪ d r i v e - oh wonder ( “ and i promised i’d be there / but you don’t make it easy / darling please believe me. “ )

MISC

                 ( some songs i wanted to add but they don’t really fit any category, or they have a few things that stick out (as an example, maybe they use female pronouns) or they just aren’t QUITEEE fair game-y enough! )

↪ m a t e o - tove lo ( “ never stood out in a crowd the way you do / wish i could spend some more time alone with you “ )

↪ c r u e l  s u m m e r - taylor swift ( “ i don’t wanna keep secrets just to keep you, and i / snuck in through the garden gate / every night that summer just to seal my fate / and i scream for whatever its worth / i love you. ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard? “ )

↪ s t i l l  i n t o  y o u - paramore ( “ i should be over all the butterflies / but i’m into you / and baby even on our worst nights / i’m into you “ )

↪ m i r a c l e - paramore ( “ i won’t let you give up on a miracle / when it might save you “ )

↪ i  w a n n a  g e t  b e t t e r - the bleachers ( “ i didn’t know i was lonely ‘til i saw your face / i wanna get better, better, better, better / i didn’t know i was broken ‘til i wanted to change / i wanna get better. better, better, better “ )

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And that’s about all I’ve got in me right now! Please feel free to add your own additions, I promise I will listen to absolutely every single song anyone suggests is even remotely 1% Fair Game.

[askthedespairkids]

Judgement of Strength

Okay, so if Komaeda-kun is looking to “awaken” someone during this game, surely there must be an obvious choice. Someone that’s close to Komaeda-kun would be the most likely candidate.

Huh? You mean Mikan? She’s the only one from his class, after all.

M-me?! Nagito wants to use me...?!

Meaning that Mikan would be the person he wants to win. He’s expecting a game like this to fill her with some kind of hope. Or at least, what he defines as hope.

Th-there’s no way it’s me! A game like this could never give me Nagito’s kind of hope! It must be someone else!

Um....wh...what about Akamatsu-san...?

Me?

Not exactly an out-there idea. Even during this game, you’ve did your best to keep a positive mindset despite the stuff you’ve seen. Komaeda might look at you and see you as some kind of...I dunno, Ultimate Hope- though I hesitate to use that term.

H-hold on! I’ve never met Komaeda-kun! How could he have planned for me to be a part of this game?!

................

Ah....could it be the forums...?

Like the ones for the students of Hope’s Peak...? If Akamatsu got accepted early on...he could’ve learned about her years back...

Not to mention that with Ando-san still being alive when Akamatsu-san arrived at the Future Foundation HQ, she could have informed Komaeda-kun about her arrival.

W-wait! Isn’t that all super circumstantial?! The only reason Ando-san would have mentioned me is if Komaeda-kun told her to look out for me, but he had no reason to think I’d be at the Future Foundation at all!

You were gonna be an Ultimate...that’s enough of a reason for the Future Foundation to have eventually seek you out...

And if Nagito thought there was even a chance of you appearing...he’d rely on his luck...

S...seriously, isn’t it easier to accept that this is about Tsumiki-san...are you guys saying a game like this would bring me hope...?

Of course not. I don’t see it like that at all...I think your hope is connected to your resolve....if your resolve strengthened after surviving something like this...wouldn’t that be a hopeful ending, in Komaeda-kun’s eyes...?

No way....there’s too many leaps in logic and uncertainties...I can’t accept that theory at all...

*The monitor turns on* Is your debate over for right now....?

Komaeda-kun....!

....I suppose you all want me to confirm or deny the theory you’ve all come up with? If Kaede Akamatsu is the reason you’re all playing this game...?

....heh. Sorry, but you guys are totally off the mark. It was a pretty good theory though. It definitely sounds like a plan I’d come up with!

That’s not it?!

Come on, I may rely on my luck a lot, but even I know my talent has its limits.

But that’s not what we’re here to discuss, is it?

Th-the voting...!

Right! The results of the third round will now be announced! The two who received the lowest votes and will be facing off against each other are...Mondo Oowada and Tenko Chabashira

Wh-what?!

............

Ah...I guess I should make it a fair fight, huh? *A second sword drops from the ceiling*

Well then...I’ll wait to see the results. Remember, it’s between those two, Hijirihara-kun... *The monitor turns off*

Tch....

Y-you...you stay away...! *She backs away from Mondo*

D-dammit...what the fuck am I supposed to do...?! I...f-feel like I’m gonna fuckin’ vomit...

No....I can’t stand back and watch this-

Samidare....you heard what Komaeda said. It’s between them...

E-even still....!

.....I won’t forgive him for this....I want to make Komaeda-kun pay....

......*He picks up one of the swords and tosses it to Tenko* Use it....*He picks up the other one*

N....no....

You fucking idiot, pick it up right now! I refuse to die, but like hell I’ll do this dishonourably!

U....uuurr....! *She shakily picks up the sword* T...Tenko...

TENKO DOESN’T WANT TO DIEEEEE!!! *She rushes at Mondo swinging the sword in a panic*

Kh...! *The swords hit each other, struggling against the might of the two* (Sh-shit! She’s fuckin’ strong!)

T-Tenko doesn’t want to die yet...! So...sh-she’ll fight...! As hard as she can, she’ll fight and survive....!

Ch-Chabashira-san...Oowada-kun...!

This is shit....! I don’t wanna hurt anyone...! I never wanna harm a woman...b-but...I don’t wanna lay down and die! What would Daiya say?! Who’s gonna tell Hagakure-san about Hiro?! What...what’ll happen to Taka....?!

S-stop it....hic...pl-please, let it end....!

.....Tenko will!

....I’ll!

REFUSE!!!

.............

.............

.................

.....this....wasn’t how I expected it to end....

*The blade of Mondo’s sword deep in her stomach* ......ah...

.............

......even degenerate males cry....to think...Tenko was killed by a degenerate male....

I...I wonder why Tenko doesn’t feel completely unhappy....

Y-you....r-ran into the blade...! You overpowered me, but you still-!

Tenko doesn’t understand either. Oowada-san...I...wonder....if the Future Foundation made Tenko realise...

Nagata-san...Saihara-san...Nakamura-san...they all...were good people...I guess you might be as well....

N-no way...! I’m...not a good person at all...! I’m weaker than everyone here, so-

Uurk...i-it’s okay...*Mondo helps her to the ground*....I t-taught Neo-Aikido to P...Pekoyama-san,...h-hopefully she’ll c-continue it....

Chabashira-san....!

A-and...pl-please...s-someone make sure Yumeno-san is o-okay....!

M-master....sor.....r....y.....*Her body goes limp*

Ghhh....ghhhhhhh......! (D-Daiya, I’m sorry....I did it again...)

[generalthirstclub]

I am the shame of god but here’s the meme

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) - passes the fuck out. head empty no thoughts - if you’re lucky he might manage to mumble a “goonite” - either way: a literal angel wtf - this bitch tender B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) - I think he knows he’s got cake. he’s double cheeked up. dummy thicc, if you will. - if you have tiddies he likes those. also, on a more innocent note, ur hands!!! and ur stomach and your eyes and your lips and your thighs a C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) - doesn’t get too riled up about it one way or another - he kinda likes seeing it on you 😳 - not ur face though that’s icky. he doesn’t want any on his face so it doesn’t occur to him that you would - if you specifically ask he’ll be like “ew ok lol” - if you swallow it he goes 😧😳🥴 - I don’t like how confronting this question is because it makes me ponder the logistics of this whole situation D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) - not really a secret but a bitch gets pegged on the reg E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) - no fucking clue. he’s quick to figure out what works though - real perceptive! - if he can’t figure it out himself, sometimes he might try to ask you whether or not you like something but he can’t get the question out bc he’s baby F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) - ohohohoho back this mans up against a wall - also you know how he does the splits? th - anything where he’s contorted in some crazy way appeals to him - if he’s topping pls put a leg over his shoulder he will uwu G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) - he’s a huge dweeb at all times. if something you do or say strikes him the slightest bit funny he’s gonna cackle. - you made a face he thinks is funny? mid coitus he’s snickering. he will imitate your funny face. what a bastard H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) - I hate this question because it makes me think about the fact that I am writing this about a goddamned train… trains don’t have p*bes… I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)  - oh he’s heart eyes all the way babey. - he might try to put on this Indifferent Sex God act but really? he just likes you a whole lot - smooches. constantly. all the time J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) - if anyone sees him do that he’ll literally die right there on the spot - he either waits until the dead of night or makes up some excuse as to why he has to leave right now and go alone to some exceedingly secluded part of the rail yard - if it’s the former he can Indulge. the latter is reserved strictly for emergency situations - if a bitch is indulging a bitch is indulging. hes gonna think abt something cute he saw you do (or whoever else hes jerkin it to idk) K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) - pain. both giving and receiving - any kind of marks - hair pulling. also both giving and receiving - praise. praise him. tell him he’s pretty. tell him he’s doing a great job. tell him you love him so much. t L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) - pretty vanilla about this one actually (see N) - push him up against a wall - or let him push u up against a wall! the red caboose would like to be of use mother fucker! M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) - being a little shit - read: when he’s bratty and you snap at him - or the other way around - also? feeling wanted. when he does something vaguely sexy and sees someone looking at him for too long. N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) - anything in public— he’d just be so embarrassed if you were caught! also I feel like consent is a huge thing for him and whoever walks in on 2 people fucking did not consent to seeing that - anything especially degrading to his partner, though he doesn’t mind being called a little slut if he’s bottoming 😳 - not really into the whole pet play thing. “that’s silly! you’re not a dog!” O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) - again, no clue what the fuck he’s doing (see E) - very eager to please however! and you can’t tell me this bastard doesn’t have any oral fixation I mean look at him - n e wayz if he’s giving the best thing about it is how excited he gets. super messy as well. drools everywhere. - if he’s receiving then his pillow princess levels are maxing out. he’s having a good time. straight vibing if you will - you went and sucked all his braincells out thru his dick! - tries to cover his mouth but he’s not gonna be that much quieter (see V) P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) - entirely depends on his fickle moods. sometimes he’s in that Cherishing Mood. other times he’s a wild untamed feral fucking animal Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) - not very often. I don’t imagine he’d prefer it. - however if he’s in that wild untamed feral fucking animal mood he’s not opposed to it R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) - as long as it definitely won’t kill either of you he’s down - big fan of knifeplay tbh. - In general he’s more willing to risk hurting himself than his partner bc he definitely likes you and would be upset if you got hurt S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) - leans more towards one long round than a bunch of short rounds because (see A) this motherfucker busts one nut and is out like a light - he only lasts as long as he does (which is to say, very average) by sheer force of will. unfortunately sometimes this means stopping for a second to get ahold of himself T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) - seems like the type to have like. One (1) big old dildo that NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT!!! U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) - ooohohoho so much - (see M) sometimes he does vaguely sexy stuff,,, on purpose 😔 - again idk how to approach this for anthro trains but if we think of them as just people then uh - wears clothes that he knows will show his tumtum if he stretches 😳 and then he stretches 😳 in front of u - it’s an easy way to read people! if they have no interest in him then they won’t pay it any mind. if they do, this is the easiest possible way to figure out about it V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) - louder than average for sure - starts out with just his breathing changing audibly, - then that changes to either high whines or low growls (depending on what’s happening) - he’ll try to muffle himself either by covering his mouth or keeping it closed. it won’t work - a lot of “mmf”s are still gonna get through 😔 - if you can convince him to uncover his mouth… fuckin get ready - hes about to sound super pretty and breathless 🥺🥺🥺 - if you had a mcr phase and you remember destroya… it’s like that kinda - you know how wide his vocal range is? it shows W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) - he makes real cute faces and is super embarrassed about it - tries to hide his face in the crook of your shoulder 🥺 - on an unrelated note I feel like he’d call it “making love.” just cause he’s baby X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) - just a regular old pp? he seems like the type to be a little shorter than average but his diameter game is certainly not lacking Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) - not terribly but when he’s ready he’s READY Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) - IMMEDIATELY

[cruddyborderlandstheories]

athenas or the new ign videos... hmmm

im gonna go for the ign videos (moze gameplay and sanctuary-iii, no guns yet, i have a reason for that) because athenas hasn’t gotten its sweet instagram video yet. once that’s released i’ll do a full post on it. by the time i got around to finishing this post, they had released the video. oh boy... gonna do the gun post then the athenas post, i think. alright, off we go.

tl;dr: we read the entire end user agreement DAHL thrusts upon us for using the ECHO device, talk about some stuff like how (spoilers) it seems like Lilith will be getting her powers back at the end of the game, and a voice line Lily says that sounds like “Tyreen took my powers. it’s like Tannis said: [inaudible] Siren” (altho im not 100% sure on the [inaudible] part because 1) it sounds weird and 2) there’s a drum beat and also the devs are talking over her, the Siren part seems fairly accurate because of the way her mouth moves). so you know. im gonna be agonizing over that until i can hear what she says. ive already spent an hour just repeating it over and over. i nearly fell asleep lol

we’re gonna start with the moze gameplay (the first 14 minutes of bl3) because chronologically it’s first in both timeline and release date

i love the license plates on the right there

also it looks like they added in claptrap’s old welcome sign from windshear waste! time to stand in front of it for 30 minutes to see if any messages pop up like bl2

fast travel station as well, definitely going to see if/where i can teleport and going there immediately. i imagine this is more for DLC stuff and grinding tho.

also! i do believe we saw Covenant Pass previously. good to know this is actually where it is!

Marcus saying “And Welcome to Pandora!” in the beginning confirms that, yes, they’re going to be on a bus!! i wonder if there will be a fight scene before that though. it’s interesting Clappy mentions that “those jerks who tried to murder you are the children of the vault!” so i mean... there’s gotta be... right?

im also convinced this intro is going to be a mirror of Borderlands 1. i stg if it starts out with the first few notes of Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked and then swaps songs I’m going to lose my mind

also also, the order is totally going to mimic the bl1 one. Fl4k = Mordecai, Amara = Lilith, Moze = Roland, Zane = Brick. We even have Lilith taking Angel’s spot as the mysterious voice in our heads, and probably Marcus driving, AND being dropped off at a bus stop.

bet the reason they changed it from ‘Moze as the Bot Jock’ to ‘Moze as the Gunner’ is because it fits under ‘Roland as the Soldier’ better. Also, ‘Zane Flynt as Himselfs’ would be a play off ‘Brick as Himself’. Amara as the Siren is obvious, and ‘Mordecai as the Hunter’ vs ‘Fl4k as the Beastmaster’ is pretty similar as well, given Fl4k has all those Hunter skills.

the 4 basic emotes im guessing. im so glad we have the option to boop our friends in the face with emotes.

also moze’s little bunny skin is adorable

the ECHOnet used to be called “Riftspace”, “the Spline”, and... “MercTel: A Cyber-Dahl Joint” lmfao

specifically calls out Pandora. also, “artificial megastructures”??? THAT’S SO COOL

AND FUCKING

SENTIENT MEGASTRUCTURES???? 

gearbox. please. i have never ever wanted anything more in my life. please. it’s probably my birthday. PLEASE GEARBOX

also interesting that the user agreement specifically notes ‘Respawns’. I assume this is a joke because New-U stations have been confirmed not canon

“Core law”. Core law? Core... daddy? ... ????

core as in like a core government somewhere that’s not the border worlds? that’s interesting...

“The Legion”, okay, acknowledging TPS, that’s dope

“Project Blackrakk” ... im interested

“Thresher Company” lmao

im curious if Axton was apart of any of the mentioned ones. i don’t think it’s been stated, but i could be wrong

“Chieftain Oort”. also ‘Recently Legless Gary’, lmfao poor dude.

oh yeah im sure this is fine. also holy shit did they google the synonyms for ‘change’ and just start listing them? lmfao

“implicit subscription to the Digby Vermouth ‘Dig’s Gigs’ secret concert subscription service” 

sorry, what?

if this doesn’t come up again in the future- if we don’t get a spam letter or 3 in our mailbox about this concert subscription thing i'm gonna be so disappointed

Dahl hates you if you’re not a fan of hyper-jazz, “you snob” lmfao

my brain hurts, they’re good at writing these 

damn phones exist? i thought everything was ECHO. aight, that’s good to know. i guess there just aren’t any phone networks around the border worlds

also “shared dreamspaces” sound really cool

hm. that’s no good lmfao. also i love that the buttons are ‘Agree’ and ‘OK’. there is no escape, once you agree, you can’t even leave because you’re agreeing that you’re trapped with these rules even if you cancel.

that’s fucked up, DAHL. can’t believe you treat your user base the same way you treat your employees. i guess i shouldn’t be surprised.

anyway, shoutout to literally the only TOA I’ve ever fully read in my life.

also, clicking through this TOA too fast WILL end claptrap’s voice line early. so be careful if you want to hear what he has to say!!

oh shit lmao I gotta go edit that Fl4k post

ok im back ~time magic of being able to save things in drafts and post them at a later date~

sliding preserves momentum, so you can actually slide (nearly) the entire way down! i love this.

small, but claptrap bends his antennae when trying to be stealthy. i thought that was a pretty cool detail

“and some guns include an alternate shooting mode~! try it out!”

player: `immediately shoots claptrap in the face`

i died lol

a very nice look at this sign.

good to know that the twins really are tempting people to join with promises of food. i mean it makes sense, i imagine most of the cultists are desperate for stability and a reasonable life on pandora.

also, Shiv calls himself “holy influencer of the children of the vault” lol. i love that. gearbox really is going for the internet’s throat, isn’t it?

i do like that hovering over an NPC will give you their name only and not name/healthbar.

a better look at one of the signs referencing the Mother!!! i was waiting for this, the only real look we got at one was in that one scene with Moze and IB

“Behold the Mother strength surrender to the truth” 

yeah that’s not ominous...

i assume the mother and father are intended to be tyreen and troy? but idk how i feel about that implication...

i like the new little gear/spring effect for the magnet lol

new lilith! i know a lot of people don’t like it, but i do. she looks better than the bl2 vers. altho i think it’s weird they swapped both bl1 and bl2′s ‘AI’ effect to those dots and then didn’t bring it to BL3. the dots effect felt cleaner. curious why they’re not applying it to bl3 when they went thru all that effort in 1 and 2.

... back up please.

i like that there is a changing icon for long pressing now

“time to check out our slay of the day!” sounds like Tyreen but tbh i legit thought this was moze’s reaction to opening the chest at first lol 

you can hear someone start screaming in agony while she’s walking up the stairs, so i know it’s not moze, but im so used to the VHs talking when they see a new piece of loot my brain just assumed.

also THE MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND IS A REMIX OF BANDIT SLAUGHTER!!! IM SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS I WAS FREAKING OUT THE FIRST TIME I HEARD IT

also, claptrap when dropping health yells “this could save your life! then, you’ll owe me a life debt!” bullshit im pretty sure you already decided we owed you a life debt the moment we stepped off that bus

“i see it... the great vault” - a line from a cultist you kill

i know i mentioned in this post that the Great Vault may be already opened, but it could also just be a Vault they’re planning on opening and using the propaganda to convince the cultists to help them find it. 

“if you help us get this vault open, you’ll be handsomely rewarded! you’ll get superpowers! you’ll get regular meals! you’ll get money and guns and dates!” you know, the usual stuff. 

either way, elevating the Vault to a higher state (god/heaven/whatever) makes sense if you’re running a cult.

btw there is a hidden chest in the scaffolding to the left of the door, if you’re interested in grabbing some better guns before shiv. personally, i’ll be using the toy guns.

also the TVs are actually playing propaganda now!!

this one is asking questions that i cant understand due to the sound effects of the chest and claptrap talking, but it says something about “... the dust? ... join the Children of the Vault!”

“hey shiiiiiv all your dumb friends are dead!!”

shiv be like

“all my friends are dead”

some cool level-up art! I notice these are the same pictures as used on the japanese site. i wonder if they change depending on which VH you’ve picked (If you’re playing Amara/Fl4k, do you get pics of Amara and Fl4k? the player is playing moze, afterall).

also also “it’s a KIA on the knife wielding maniac. suuuper dead.” 

it’s cool that the VHs have specific lines for the deaths of bosses. i hope that continues and it’s not just a ‘15 min of intro gameplay’ thing. you know, where everything is super detailed in the beginning and then slowly gets less and less as the game progresses? anyway, moze’s little chuckle is fuckin adorable lol

ah. the door closes now so you can’t even explore Shiv’s room before Lilith shows up. gearbox plS you know me too well, i was looking for a g l i m p s e

claptrap’s voice line for getting released is SUPER off time, he hits the ground before going “you did it! i’m sa-ahhhhhhhh!” it’s weird, wondering if that’s just a glitch.

also also we get a nice listen to the revive ally sound. i could’ve sworn it wasn’t in the first look at this mission we got, because i heard it for the first time during the coop Zane/Amara gameplay on Promethea. i might be wrong, tho.

im very curious what these symbols are claptrap is beaming up

i mean you know what im gonna say

they look eridian

and they do

so wtf clappy why u beaming up eridian letters to Lilith

i assume maybe Tannis gave clappy some weird upgrade or something so he could communicate with the crimson raiders without the CoV listening in? it could be that Tannis or someone is decoding this message since Tannis does know how to translate Eridian (as shown in her bl1 ECHOs)

... or at the very least she gave Lilith a translator

the darkening makes it so that you can see the crackening. also this COULD just be a beam that lilith can see from wherever she is, but i want to believe there’s more eridian stuff. bc eridian stuff is fun.

this is so fu cking crisp im dying i love it

lilith’s tattoos spreading down her fingers

same symbol as her chest tattoo. maybe the symbol denotes new powers? like how lily has one on her chest for phasewalking, and a new one on her hand for teleportation

i love how her wings look like actual fire. i fucking love this

lilith is looking so fucking good in the new engine

im glad they got rid of her super red eyes, tbh it looked a bit weird

i think they are really pushing her fire affinity, im sure we’ll see Maya has an elemental affinity as well (im calling corrosive) and im sure Tyreen will too (slag). Amara looks to be Shock because that’s her ‘default’, but who knows until (if) bl4 comes out. but corrosive wings on maya would look SOOO fucking cool. please. please please please.

god she looks so good compared to bl2. i love how the tattoos softly glow in the dark, too. i gotta play this mission late in the day...

“you’re... the voice in my head, right?” i love this so much, i really hope my shitpost comes true.

lilith gives you a grenade mod for completing her mission! im really glad they are PUSHING through the tutorial/intro so you can get right into the game. bl2′s ‘intro’ of all these tutorials was brutal. especially waiting to unlock your action skill.

in 3 you get your action skill automatically at level 2!!! which is insane, i love it! they’re jumping right into it, it’s great. and they seem to be pushing for you to get all the stuff you need right away. 

it’s curious to note that in bl3 we get our class mods at the end of the Promethea demo (after Gigamind), since in bl2 you get your first (usually?) after the hunting the firehawk mission and both seem to take place immediately after we get to the ‘base of operations’ of the game (Sanctuary vs Sanctuary-III).

yep that quest is 100% in line with the quest marker. 

i imagine From the Ground Up may be discovering where the Vault Map/Key actually is? maybe bringing people to the Recruitment Center (notably Tannis)

for this scene. i hope this takes place after the HBC, because i seriously... can’t imagine the twins showing up, taking the Vault Map, bringing it to the HBC, and then NOT taking Lilith’s powers/trying to kill Lily and accidentally taking her powers. it just doesn’t make sense, Vault Hunters be damned, we are level 2 they could melt us easy peasy. 

If anything, it feels like we COULD find the Vault Map in the Recruitment Center, Tannis tries to activate it/fix it, we find out it’s mega broke, and then the Sun Smashers show up and take it. but i seriously can’t imagine Lilith nor the new VHs allowing that to happen while they’re still there. maybe if Tannis sends us to do something while Lilith is gathering other CR members? then it could make sense if they attack while Tannis is alone with the Key...

OR

we end up finding something in Shiv’s room that shows/helps us realize the Sun Smashers bringing the Vault Map to the Calypsos. tho this would mean the quest From the Ground Up is SUPER short and I imagine it’s not. Maybe we raid a camp of theirs like the one in front of Sanc-III with the bridge/ramp? We need to be about level 6 before we go and we start From the Ground Up at 2 so there’s obviously something DEEP we’re missing here. maybe this is a mission where we go gather the other Crimson Raiders? HMMMMMMMM...

.... oh.

nevermind lmfao

she opens her ECHO immediately after this LOL i feel kinda dumb now

raiding their camp it is! the Droughts sounds like a fun location. Very much like the dust. you guys think there’s a Shade situation going on there? i’m excited to see it. Still think we’re going to use Shiv’s room to get that lead, though. i just really wanna watch tv lmfao. i hope this means the bandits run from the camp to the HBC, or we find info that the bandit warchief sent a party to the HBC with the Vault Map. either way, i just don’t want the twins showing up until after the HBC or i will have so many questions. “why didn’t you kill lilith?” being the first. “the god queen wants her head!” ur goddamn right she does, so why doesn’t she (try to) kill lilith???

85% already?! hot damn

also

that’s one badass description there, Moze

also also

while having gun slots locked is pretty normal, im surprised they’re locking class mods and relics, too! i wonder when we’ll be able to equip relics. maybe when we first go to eden-6 or smth. or maybe after we meet up with Rhys. shit maybe he’s just handing us an artifact (im gonna interchange these a lot, sorry!) in that Promethea video lmfao

“ready to chuck some boom and frag some maniacs” lol moze i love you

if you’re playing Zane... `equips grenade mod for checkmark` `immediately equips second action skill and never actually uses grenade mod`

“it’s the firehawk! the god queen wants her head!” 

like i alluded to before, i would not be surprised if Tyreen doesn’t know she can absorb Siren powers... when she goes to succ lilith in front of Sanctuary-III, it’s totally possible she actually was trying to kill her. That could explain why she looks so intrigued at her hand like “oh shit okay lets see what this can do”

might be why she was okay with sending her cultists after her instead of showing up herself.

“alright, we got a foothold. maybe things are turning our way. come on killer, you’re with me” we are going to explore the SHIT out of shiv’s room.

alright alright alright

let’s move on to the Sanctuary-III stuff

yessss

i love the quest objective thing, it looks like we will be able to swap through our quests with the push of a button! also im curious why exactly we’re going to promethea right away. i wonder if the twins say something about moving there after getting the vault map/lilith’s powers, or if we hear from rhys. im expecting something about the vault map, since our vh will admit they don’t know rhys at all when talking to lorelei. but for some reason we need to be within the city limits? since lily says ellie got us within the city limits. 

hmmmmmm. okay, okay, maybe the map was trying to lead us to promethea for vault reasons during that short amount of time that we had it and it was working. maybe promethea is what we see when tannis is activating the key during that one cutscene? ohhh shit how dope would it be if we got that fucking easter egg message? omg “Children of the Vault. Come to Promethea. We are not on Pandora anymore. Tannis is not what she seems. Do not open the Vaults.” and everyone is like ‘uh did that thing just mention Tannis by name??’ and now it’s REALLY important to get the map back just so we can figure out wtf it’s trying to tell us. 

i will question how ‘Tannis is not what she seems’ would affect character relationships, especially if it’s said so early in the game. so perhaps we only hear the first part of the message. maybe it’s corrupted because it was recently broken. iunno. just playing around with ideas. the canon of this game is like flarp putty until sept. 13th

anyway moving on because this is literally the first f r a m e of the video

i like that you can see pandora’s eridian scar. if the destroyer is speaking through eridium to people, it’s gonna bust outta the side of this planet like you wouldn’t fucking believe lmao. eridium is a window to the soul and if you stare long enough into its glossy, shining sides, the destroyer stares back

that or it’s just like a beacon, slowly spreading its influence across the universe. but i like the idea that the destroyer can waltz out of a big enough hunk of eridium. so it will bust out of pandora’s eridium scar. F in chat for pandora but also lmfao the amount of tentacles and rage would be unparalleled.

reality is that the twins are probably farming this scar for eridium to turn into slag for multiple purposes. like brainwashing their cultists, giving them powers, and ensuring their guns have their manufacturer’s quirk (im getting to this in my next post bc im just gonna compile all the ign gun videos into one big post)

the floor art is different from the actual sanc-iii demo. i mention this first in my behind closed doors panel analysis, but im gonna mention it again because this is ~official~. the floor list on the first walkthru of sanc-iii we got had the names of all the crimson raiders and lines leading to their shops. so we had the infirmary/tannis, marcus, moxxi, etc listed on the floor. i imagine this new sanc-iii will change as we get more people on board or if we do a sort of re-decoration of the ship.

also also, it’s cool to see that we have 4 rooms on the minimap, likely one for each of the VHs (and your coop buddies). ive seen speculation that the other, non-played VHs will hang out in their rooms when you’re not playing them, and tbh i really hope this is the case.

we also know this version of sanctuary-iii is after pandora, so there are no promethea citizens aboard yet. which makes me double certain the first sanc-iii video we got takes place either after endgame (explaining why Lily has her tattoos back) or right after Athenas (explaining why Maya is there). which... i mean... spoilers, guys. 

that’s one good lookin fast travel station, holy shit

im in tears over here because “Caution: no steppy”. this is so fucking funny to me

no steppy on me

okay moving on because i will cry laugh over this for forever im allowed

moze’s room is so much different than amara’s

also i notice she’s on the left of the two on the top, which makes me hope the other 4 are reserved for the other VHs (or your coop buddy).

compared to the official sanc-iii demo video

and amara’s room

moze’s is so barren oh my god

someone get this girl like... a colorful throw pillow or something

baaank. also doubles as the secret stash. kinda upsetting, because that is infinitely less loot i can store when i make a lot of characters. also if i upgrade the bank once, is it upgraded across all my other characters too? or are the guns i put in storage slot 11 locked up until i buy the upgrade?

either way, i am saddened because no more mule characters. and way less space the more characters you make and more gear you find, because all gear you put in here is there across all characters. i hope this means our backpacks will be a lot bigger this time around!

supamax mfg shows up again

ppm/04-02 matches up with the number behind the fast travel station. i wonder if this will come into play. if the number changes later in-game im going to freak the fuck out bc that means wherever we are isn’t actually sanctuary-iii

ppm/04-02. remember that 👀

also, the wall behind the golden chest changed from red to steel/greenish. can’t tell the actual color. same as the floor

you know. that color.

“golden keys are popular. you can get some in-game and also get them online”

in-game you say??? im interested! i wonder if there will be some sort of arena (like moxxi’s) where if you complete it you get a key as a reward. i saw people speculating about some sort of randomized boss rush, that could definitely be a way to get gold keys, as well.

oooo engine room! im excited to explore here.

original size is 16. so, we have 40 backpack slots! still... you know... only 1 above the max of bl2, but hey. at least that’s an upgrade. as small as it may be

on the bright side: bank upgrades increase capacity by 5. with a base of 10, and 8 upgrades, we have 50 slots to fill. which is a big leap from the original 24. it is still a shame we have to share these across characters, tho

offline cultist stream? makes me think the CoV really was trying to steal/take over sanc-iii from the crimson raiders and we went to go take it (back?) in Taking Flight. either the CoV found/ordered Sanc-III, or the crimson raiders were building it/fixing it up, their stronghold got taken over, and the CoV were prepping it for takeover.

the shooting range. and if you notice that little CoV symbol in the bottom left there? yeah pretty much backs up my previous theory

all those red bits are tied to ellie’s crew challenge. so we’ll be collecting things for her!

an altar for scooter 😢

“we’re gonna get those cultism sumbitches, believe you me”

where you get yeeted out of Sanc-III. im definitely going to try jumping in it to see if it kills me. doesn’t look like the drop pods are available yet

that’s not clappy, pretty sure he’s hanging out on the bridge right now

schematics for veronica

the thing i was most excited about in this video!

loooots of customizations! which excites me because i know eridium used to get useless late game when you’ve grinded all the raid bosses. it looks like eridum is going to be in ultra high demand. but u can bet ur ass im gonna be unlocking all those fucking customizations asap.

veteran rewards is also super super interesting

hgggggg i wanna know what the shields do!!! 

i like the vault symbol at the top of the item card as well, shows you its a special type of weapon/item. im honestly surprised we’re able to buy ‘veteran rewards’ so early in the game? i mean obvi we won’t have enough eridium (look at the costs!) but it’s wild it’s even accessible. im personally a fan of the first bonus ‘anointed: gain life steal on action skill end’

looks like these guns have been chosen

to give them those special bonuses

i do see that just anointed is not class specific, but the ones that say anointed gunner or maybe anointed siren will be (confirmed by the devs in video).

you pay with eridium, so maybe the vending machine has some way to confer the power of eridium to the guns. or some shit. iunno. it’s possible this won’t be available until the end of the game, hence veteran rewards, and is only being shown to us right now since this is a showcasing video.

pandoran civilian. no promethea civilians today folks! i am CONVINCED that the old sanc-iii demo takes place after the end of the game. at least after athenas.

it’s weird seeing moxxi hanging outside her bar.

is also cool to know that the 4 slot machines are actually available. seems like npcs can play them, but we can use all 4 if we want to. which is really nice

the one on the far left is called the ‘loot boxxer’ and it gives mostly guns lol. i see they are taking jabs. good for them

better pic of the leftmost machines

Zer0 seems to have a bounty board? not sure if this is like a physical bounty board or if they will contact you when they want something dead, but it is cool to note. this isn’t shown in video, just the devs speaking about it.

similarly hammerlock has ‘big game hunts’ where you find “rare, challenging creatures” and kill them for him

apparently we’ll be killing something known as a manvark

this book

i fucking recognize this book

HAMMERLOCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

in all seriousness tho

hammerlock probably isn’t in his room because we haven’t rescued him from eden-6 yet.

a cool thing about the crew challenges: as you progress through the game and do these challenges, sanc-iii will ‘grow and change to reflect the things you’ve accomplished’. altho another dev says “sometimes these are optional things, like challenges” 

so now im like oh shit we’re gonna change sanc-iii as we play the game. i wonder if that means we’ll be changing the hull, too. because you know. the blue paint job. we gotta go STEALTH. sneaky beaky into the calypsos fleety

tannis doesn’t have the saurian on her table. also, interesting note, she DOES have the eridian log in the corner. meaning she must have had that before eden-6. interesting... maybe we’ll find more on Pandora.

she is still covered in blood tho. idk i don’t have an explanation for that. don’t think i want to think of one, to be quite honest.

oh no. (those are skulls next to all the gurneys)

“tannis plays a much bigger role in bl3 than she has in past games”. bigger than borderlands 1? that is... impressive. she’ll be running the health vending machines (which is weird bc i could’ve sworn in the promethea demo, zed was still running them... hm.)

another angle of sanc-iii

clappy? you good there?

the devs said they’re using him to plug a hole. i assume the calypsos shot at the ship as we’re leaving or smth.

lily with no tattoos, who also looks significantly more pissed than her other sanc-iii demo counterpart

you know. because she got her tattoos.

also

fucking

lilith says something right here. all i can make out is “Tyreen took my powers. it’s like tannis said. ..... [inaudible] Siren.” maybe some weird word i haven’t heard before? i swear she’s saying ‘like tannis said: a ‘m...’ Siren” but i am not 100% sure. if someone could help me out, that’d be rad.

so its sounding like lilith rushed in with explicit warning from tannis about tyreen stealing her powers, and tannis knew tyreen was some sort of Siren and warned lily, but lily didn’t listen. it could also be that lily is saying something like “im not a siren” but i can’t really hear it if she is. it sounds like she saying a word that starts with m to me. if someone could help me with this i’d owe you my life

whew. i am. fucking TIRED.

im gonna sleep for like 3 hours and then wake up and make food before the fl4k streams start.