#fucking ODDS dude

[mashmouths]

EVERY DAY I AM THANKFUL TO BE GAY

[arcaneyouth]

you know what i am gonna make my own post about it. ghost trick spoilers under the cut

in a very non judgemental way, this post was prompted by people who read yomiel as queer for the same things that made me see him as a lot like myself in a chronic/terminal illness way. the queer readings are extremely valid, i just wanna point at how much this connects to people like me in a very blatant way, and yet not a way i have (personally) seen talked about much

it is so dehumanizing to be chronically/terminally ill. (for the purposes of this post, i am going to use these terms interchangeably because i am a person who is chronically ill with an illness that could have killed me easily so they are, for me, quite the same). it is so awful and horrible to feel like you are doomed to this fate of being a ghost when you think you're supposed to be alive but no one will look at you that way because to them you are already dead. and yomiel captures that fucking excellently.

forced to ""live"" for 10 years but never being alive the entire time. all he fucking wanted was to live until it was time to die properly. he wanted people to accept that he's like this and love him anyways. he wanted to Exist but the way he's existing isn't right, so he's been forced to be alone for 10 years stuck in this fucking limbo of life and death.

and as a chronically ill person that really. really fucking resonates. maybe it would have been ok if he had just been allowed to exist as he is. been allowed to be dead. if he hadn't become so isolated by the giant shadow that is his own death. being ill is isolating. the fact that he's puppeting around a body that doesn't feel like it's really his anymore.... what terminal illness does to a motherfucker fr fr.

and god. the moment with lynne, where she is the first person to understand what he's feeling. how everything about his death feels like it dragged him down into an endless void, and she Gets It and that alone makes him really start to want to change.... fuck dude. it's not pity, it's not denial, it's someone finally reaching out a hand and understanding what it means to be like This. to be nothing but a ghost to everyone. and that's what makes him feel like a person again.

makes me insane. anyways happy disability pride month

[pure-oddity]

Pt2 of my silly Simon idea (I'll link it later)

You've been propositioned by a clearly inebriated, skull clad giant. Maybe you could feel offended at the idea that you look easily bought (to be fair 20 dollars IS 20 dollars), you would have every right to rip him a new one in front of everyone here.

But you laugh. Full on cackle, the ugliest most genuine laugh you've ever had. Wether it be from nerves, embarrassment, or sheer wonder at the absolute balls on this guy.

To his credit he doesn't seem to be embarrassed at your laughter. Judging by how he leans in further you think he's quite amused himself.

"You drive a hard bargin - 5 months."

"You'll owe me a year's worth at this rate!"

"Is that what it's gonna take? Cash or check, I'm good for both. Need to see what I'm working with?"

"Okay skullboy, you know what you need?"

"A good fuckin? Yea"

"Water. A nice tall glass of water, think you've had a bit much tonight."

"Got some water back at my place, wanna make sure I drink it like a good boy?"

"Huh. Cheeky."

"Mm"

"This usually work for you? "

"Won't lie, don't act like this often. Letting loose tonight."

"Well unfortunately sweetheart-"

"Yea I'll be sweet, promise"

"-You're a bit too far gone for my taste. Maybe next time."

He looks at you, then back at the bartender.

"Add her drinks to my tab"

Another loud laugh from you, another excited huff from him. You shake your head and motion to stop the barkeep.

"I've got an early shift tomorrow sport. I'm just here for the food."

His huff isn't as amused. It's downright dejected. You coo at the big lug. You really shouldn't tease such a large man, especially a stranger. But his hunger feeds into your own. Had you just caught him earlier-

"Aww poor thing. Tell you what, you come back here tomorrow - sober - and I'll give you lockjaw"

He straightens immediately, chest puffed.

"Swear?"

"Same time tomorrow, bones."

"Simon."

"Hm?"

"Names Simon. You'll get familiar with it tomorrow"

"The balls on you! Liquid courage is one thing but you're downright egotistical."

He's quick to lift his mask up, just enough to reveal a scarred mouth. You see a less than perfect grin before a fat pink tongue rolls out with a wiggle.

[s1ushyz]

I actually have to know the context for whatever the fuck pete was doing here 😭

[azurityarts]

found a gates to infinity fan in the wild

miracles do happen

[peppermint-whiskers]

Wait I just realized something. Alice is part of the God Possessed Pentious AU. However, she’s also a part of your Zestious fic “A Hundred Years and Many More”. Does… does that imply that, at least in your fic, Zestial had a crush on Pentious. Then Pentious died and got possessed by God. If so, I cannot WAIT for that reaction!

“The guy I had a crush on is, not only alive, but is also GOD’S VESSEL!!????!!!” [insert Catholic Guilt here]

Hi, thanks for the ask! "A Hundred Years and Many More" was more of a test run for the backstory, and the backstory (with Alice's glorious presence uwu) is actually part of the au

BUT

I think it'd be hilarious if Zestial and Pentious had this lingering crush on each other the entire time XD Maybe Zestial's was born out of intrigue more than romance, but they both had CRUSHES

And now god's over here like "what's with you and crushing on people who could destroy you??? what the fuck, man???" because he knows. Pentious can't really hide his massive crushes because he can't hide shit XD

[ballcrusher74]

Loud clatter plate sfx

Cake <3!

COFFIN THIS IS FUCKIGN CRAZY OOOOOH MY GOD ., WHAT THE FUCK .

I LITERALLY JUST OPENED TUMBLR AGAIN NOW WHAT THE FUCK. OOH THE COLORS HERE ARE SO GOOD, I FEEL LIKE I COULD SMELL SWEET CANDY FLOSS AND STRAWBERRY DESERTS AND TASTE GRAPE BUBBLEGUM AND CHERRIES JUST BY LOOKING AT THIS DUDE THIS IS FUCKIGN CRAZY. FUCKING GOATED

[kyros-tha-soldier]

Oda: *presents another DILF character with a gut wrenching backstory, fatherly warmth, burdened with emotional trauma and mentally conflicted with the fattest male tits you can ever imagine*

Oda: do you like him?

OP fans: y-yes, we do!

Oda: Well too bad... I AM ABOUT TO MAKE HIM SUFFER

[juniestar]

Why are so many dudes not talented or funny? if you ask them “what’s your passion” it’s like “making that dough” okay NO what are you GOOD AT? ALL these men have is THEIR MUSTACHES!

[084392]

man, just how fucking DOGSHIT does your luck have to be to stumble onto a murderous werewolf, while stranded in the fucking ocean😭

[narwhalandchill]

not a comment on a r/fatuiHQ meme of all things making me finally notice that childe activating FL all the way back in the golden house cutscene actually summons those black hole/collapsing star imagery things (looking Exactly like the narwhal boss drop at a specific frame too) behind him if u look at it closely at the right frame😭😭😭

(peak subreddit btw.)

i mean its not Completely new for a motif his teleporting in the 4.2 opera cutscene is a much more clear example of the same exact visual effect but. Dang i never slowed the 1.1 cutscene down enough to see it for myself there before

what a cool detail and reccurring motif there! now let me lose my mind and credibility for a bit Thanks

(actual nonsense warning lmao its just cool black hole sfx but gone downhill)

(a Completely unrelated compilation here Surely. yes the narwhals spout attack thingy is less Obviously the same visual but its a pretty picture of my beloved. sue me. also its close enough 2 me)

anyway isnt it Curious how all these effects are ummmm black holes. like there are stars visibly collapsing here uwu. and black holes are. Collapsed dead stars. wouldnt it be funny if the narwhal boss drop archive entry somehow directly implies that the eye of maelstrom (a black hole) could simply be the echo of its prey. Which are. Yaknow. sometimes stars. for a cosmic whale. so an echo of its prey is an echo of a dead star. crazy ik. if anything like that existed i mean

oh JEEPERS. next thing youll tell me stars are archons forbid often used as a sort of allegory and very prevalent reference to some sort of an important category of people. like a descender or something. crazy ik (2: Electric boogaloo)

WHAT!!!! (and like 4 billion other examples i couldnt bother to gather and sc sorry)

and like. sure sure lets not get too crazy we need to remember skirks usage of this same power as well thats a good point. i should remain skeptical of my own insanity thats very true. we all get a sticker for responsible behavior UwU

so she indeed turned the narwhal into a black hole there yes. She Did That. so maybe its just the power from beyond thing. its void power its quantum but genshin. the black hole/collapsing star stuff is all surtalogis power okay lets consider that for arguments sake. well i guess that means its just surtalogis brand of transcendent abyss power and not about black holes slash dead stars that may or may not be dead descenders. thats fine

Whew i guess thats it then we solved it guys. okay i can accept that. its abyss power because surtalogi things and childe and the narwhal displaying it is all because of surtalogis plots and teachings and powers. something like that

and even if that may be a bit anticlimactic of a conclusion for a narwhalpilled truther like myself (with a penchant towards Theres Some Descender Shit Going On With Ajax antics as well) at the very least its good that there isnt any datamined book series in which some particularly pygmy-esque individuals Strangely fitting of our current descriptions and knowledge of of dain + the sinners band together to merk some guy from beyond teyvat with special powers that may or may not be the irminsul-proofed historical account of a particular descenders death so nothing like THAT can throw a wrench into our very confirmed conclusion of surtalogis power and by extension childe and maybe even the narwhals black hole motifs just being basic abyss element power that has absolutely Nothing to do with any descenders or... dead stars? yeah its a good thing nothing like that exists .

OH SH----

[yourdrugisafartbreaker]

HOLY SHIT POSEIDON JUST SHOWED UP

[hsladies]

if you ever visit evansville, indiana, don't go in the woods near the creek. there's weird shit in there.

[saint-nevermore]

Not paying you shit so you can waste it on weed

so you come into MY house, tell me what to do with my life, then imply i waste donations on weed. who even are you? do you know how weird it is to rock up to strangers anonymously to be a cunt? do you want to kiss

[unbinilium120]

One thing i love in shin megami tensei being a series full of powerful deities like Zeus, Odin, Ra heck even god himself....

All those gods while powerful as all hell are trumped by a single entity... A single one could defeat them all...

A person so powerful that when long time fans see him they shit themselves...

This guy:

A normal looking guy in a wheelchair.

AND DESPITE THAT HE'S ONE OF THE STRONGEST CHARACTERS IN THE ENTIRE SERIES

[the-acid-pear]

I honestly love just how Bad the Addisons are at their job. Except for pink, pink is the only one who does a somewhat solid job. But like, look at the second shoe addison, selling you shoes as food; or the mannequin addison (who was selling it on a discount), who as soon as you buy their product is like we are out of stock! keep buying! we are out!! . It's pretty sad to be honest, like, i could almost understand why they were such jerks when Spamton made it big, i think i'd have too :/