#snakespeare

[omni-present-god-send]

Pentious: Fight me!

Zestial, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

[grimfurbybitch]

I know in my heart that Zestial would hold Sir Pentious the same way that someone would hold a baby

If I ever mention Zestial carrying Sir Pentious just know that's how he's holding him unless I specify otherwise

[peppermint-whiskers]

Another Zestious fic!

For @temporarylyexistant 💖💖💖 You da bomb!

[etherealxgenie]

I mean... so what’s to say? Luka gave him a chance and Adrien made his shot.

Not sorry, Marinette XD

[iamsuperwholocked]

Jack, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Ianto: You did WHAT–

Owen: William Snakespeare

[ask-nico-and-the-sides]

Pat. Do you hear that hissing sound? I hear a hissing sound

[riderkaitlyn5]

York, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

North: You did WHAT–

Wash: William Snakepeare

[soriastrider]

felt like making some more silly doodles of mister english and his new friend lmao

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

Welcome back to the Yuko Lives AU. Today I'm showing the results of messing around with an incorrect quotes generator.

Starring: Majima's usual nonsense, Yuko being sillypilled, and Nishiki's Eternal Suffering as a result.

[myshipsbesailing]

You know what guys : A snake named William Snakespeare.

[incorrectkakashi]

obito, holding a python: guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

rin: you did WHAT–

kakashi: William Snakepeare

[grimfurbybitch]

What if. What if... Sir Pentious, while at the Hotel, receives a mysterious letter in front of everyone and everyone is confused because Pentious is nervous and doesn’t want to show/tell them who it is from and what it is. Despite the fact that Pentious worriedly makes excuses that this is personal, this causes a negative reaction among the hotel residents because this happens at a time when they have not yet fully begun to trust him. Especially Angel Dust, after that experience, you know. Not trusting Pentious more than anyone else and feeling something was wrong, he snatches the letter from him under the protests of the snake and reads that the letter is from Zestial. Alastor naturally recognizes the name and tells the others, and oh no, poor Pentious is trapped due to a miscommunication! Everyone just immediately thought that he was spying on them AGAIN just for another overlord LOL

Sir Pentious constantly gets into funny situations, I think this could very well happen to him. He will panic and blush at the same time, because ah uh erm well, how is he supposed to tell them all that he has actually been dating the oldest overlord in Hell for a hundred years???

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Angel Dust can't actually read the letter, not due to Zestial's magic or anything like that, he just can't read Zestial's handwriting or understand his Shakespearian speech

Honestly most of the hotel probably can't read it (Zestial has some INTENSE cursive handwriting, it took Sir Pentious years to figure out how to read it) except Alastor but he's just stirring the pot more (he absolutely read it already but it's funnier to claim he's a traitor)

they definitely ganged up on him when Charlie wasn't there because they were worried she'll give him another chance and clearly he can't be trusted!

the letter says something like "why are you staying at that hotel? It fucking sucks, please come stay with me 🥺 I would treat you right" mixed with poetry about how much Zestial loves Sir Pentious, truly pouring his heart out on this paper

So something that isn't betrayal (or well at least it isn't selling them out) but still definitely something he wouldn't want to show the others

Charlie gets back in the middle of them yelling at him and is devastated at the idea of Sir Pentious betraying her again so she talks to him herself

And like two minutes into her "I'm not mad I'm disappointed" talk he confesses to dating Zestial

Which backfires on him because they assume it has to be some serious shit if he's that scared of talking (although it's Zestial, anybody would rather double die then double cross him), so they try to interrogate him to figure out exactly what he's been telling Zestial and why Zestial even wants a spy in this hotel in the first place.

Or the letter's asking him to "join Zestial in his bedchambers~( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" and Sir Pentious lets them kill him because that's straight up better than explaining the contents of letter

Alastor tried to read it out loud, realized what it actually said, and then fucking dipped immediately lmao

(this took so long because I got distracted lmao)

[peppermint-whiskers]

Wait I just realized something. Alice is part of the God Possessed Pentious AU. However, she’s also a part of your Zestious fic “A Hundred Years and Many More”. Does… does that imply that, at least in your fic, Zestial had a crush on Pentious. Then Pentious died and got possessed by God. If so, I cannot WAIT for that reaction!

“The guy I had a crush on is, not only alive, but is also GOD’S VESSEL!!????!!!” [insert Catholic Guilt here]

Hi, thanks for the ask! "A Hundred Years and Many More" was more of a test run for the backstory, and the backstory (with Alice's glorious presence uwu) is actually part of the au

BUT

I think it'd be hilarious if Zestial and Pentious had this lingering crush on each other the entire time XD Maybe Zestial's was born out of intrigue more than romance, but they both had CRUSHES

And now god's over here like "what's with you and crushing on people who could destroy you??? what the fuck, man???" because he knows. Pentious can't really hide his massive crushes because he can't hide shit XD

[achaossandwich]

Raised AU Presidential Campaign

Whoever wins we change the theme to their colors

[ask-nico-and-the-sides]

I have an odd feeling my fellow anons from The Hoard (@hoardofanons) are gonna do something here. I swear to god. Our interests are similar enough that it won't surprise me.

Those bastards (/affectionate)

Uh, anyways: Janus! Where's your snake friend? I swore there was a snake another anon gave you or something. I miss the snake friend :(

- 🪶

Janus: William Snakespeare is doing just fine. He’s happy you’re keeping him in your thoughts.

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

Sarah: Hey gang, I got myself a pet snake. What should I name him?

Cesar: You got yourself a pet WHAT?!

Seth: William Snakespeare

Sarah: Heh- nice.

HFHAHAGAGSHS