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#fucking whyyyyyyy
she-likesorchids · 1 year
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Me @ Molly the pharmacist:
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calico-kiwi · 2 years
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i hate spotify
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thursdayinspace · 3 months
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I think when they get married, it's going to be just like this. Private. They will get their piece of paper, say the official vows -- maybe they will even dress up for it. There won't be many people there, if any. It's a formality, the official part. It's a nice formality, there may be a happy tear or two, a gentle kiss; it's a special day, after all.
But the real wedding, that is just them. At home. Nobody else present. They know their own vows, they have all the words in their heads, in their hearts. They go home, change back into their casual clothes and go for a walk. Enjoying the peace and quiet, the comfort of each other's company. And in a patch of sunlight, they'll stop, take each other's hands, look at each other the way they have from the very beginning, and speak their love to each other. For their ears only.
Ever since they met, they have been a unit of two. Even before they were a couple, they'd stand close together to talk, using their bodies to block out the outside world, creating a private universe contained only in the space between them. What they have to say to each other isn't meant for anyone else.
They don't need to shout their love out into the world, they don't need to promise undying loyalty and devotion where other people can hear. What they share is so intensely private, and it always has been.
It's the two of them, hands joined, looking into each other's eyes, and that is all there is. That is all they need. That is all they want. Each other. Nothing else.
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agasawit · 12 days
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LISTEN. I KNOW YALL THINK THE SAME
MY POOR COPY PASTE BOYS
I didn't see a single soul mention this so I'm ranting fuckers
We all know that clones were basicly woven together one dna string at a time. All the genes kaminoans played with like its the sims 4 character creator mean they could've changed everything.
It means they could've played with the little things that run in the family. Like being a terrible liar
THEY MADE MY BOYS EVEN EASIER TO CONTROL
They thought the jedi would be actual generals and punish the clones for the smallest things(like contraband)
The worse part is some were like that (I'm talking to you krell) and the clones couldn't do shit cose they were *genetically engineered* to be *good soliders*
I NEVER see people talk about this. "Clones are so goofy. Omg they can't lie, peak of comedy"
NO. That's how those kaminofucks make them feel less human and more robotic.
Why.
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schoolchaos · 21 days
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I used Netflix, like, ONE TIME this entire summer and it was to stay up until 6am watching Dead Boy Detectives.
Sooo
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT GOT CANCELED???
This is why I never use Netflix. Like, WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNN
I stayed up. Until. 6AM. Yelling into the void (my friend who never checks messages) about ALL OF IT. Because I got attached to literally all of the characters.
The ONE time I use Netflix this happens. This is a personal attack.
Gonna go cry or something now what the fuckkk
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sciderman · 2 months
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. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7OwTy6IWfF/?igsh=MTFsbDVkcDlnNDY4MQ==
… sob, there was a disclaimer😭
okay fine ryan. fine. you're self aware.
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nyxocity · 5 months
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Long time x-men comic reader, massive Claremont era fan. Haven't been watching x-men 97. My friend who has not been able to stop telling me to watch x-men 97 called me up out of the blue tonight and again proceeded to not shut up until I finally agreed to watch all 5 episodes tonight.
The fact that he CALLED me should have been a tip off. But I really feel like he should have prepared me better for that last fucking episode. That motherfucker (affectionate) knows how much I love the x-men, Gambit/Rogue and Remy in particular. And now he's fast asleep and here I am at midnight thirty screaming into the void when I have to get up for work tomorrow. Sleep? Hah. Not happening any time soon.
That was epic. And devastating. And I will be stuck in holy shit mode for hours.
I really just have one thing to say, I guess. And that is
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???
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who-is-page · 1 year
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Life is hard! Consider buying my stuff!
My life isn't quite falling apart, but things have gotten really tricky lately. One housemate (and their super destructive, permanent houseguest) is refusing to pay their share of rent or utilities for the next three months, and another is refusing to pay their full share of rent for that same amount of time and is making us cover around $75 every month, and I'm having to double-up my hours at work while still being a full-time student (and also one of my professors, who we're 99% sure is using ChatGPT to generate her citations because none of them exist and we pointed this out, hates my guts and has been grading me really harshly and forcing me to go full-sail on every assignment to ridiculous degrees in order to pass this required class).
My spouse is working on getting full-time at their job, but it looks like they won't be able to until December, and we also have no idea how much rent is going to increase this year-- my guess is it's going to go up another $500, same as last year, to a total of $3,000, so things are gonna get really fucking bumpy until around January, probably.
So basically, if you like the work I've done, consider throwing me a tip on Ko-Fi or buying my stuff on Itch.io:
(Also I promise we have more stuff lined up that we want to polish and publish, life has just been super-duper fucking busy! There is so much more going on right now than what I've mentioned here, especially in terms of surprise medical bills and other horrible surprises. And we haven't forgotten about Inky Paws issue 2, either, which we're still hoping to have done by December and which will STILL always be entirely 100% free to download, no matter what our living or money situation looks like. That will never ever change, so please don't worry!)
#personal#yells#one of the surprise medical bills was MY TOOTH FUCKIN BROKE#I need to get a whole ass crown!!! wtf I'm anti-monarchy this should be illegal to happen to me#there are other surprise medical bills too but that's the one I'm most like are you FUCKIN srs rn#I love dentists and I think they're the coolest so it's like not scary or anything it's just. it's SO EXPENSIVE.#All the other bills should be at around $600 or below but this definitely won't even with insurance and I'm like whyyyyyyy#I should have gotten the crown like a week or two ago but I literally just cannot afford it rn so I'm trying to just be careful#with the patch the dentist put on it a month or so ago....#sorry I'm just using the tags to SCREAM at this point like oh my god guys#you would not believe some of the bullshit that is going on rn#My housemate's permanent guest? it's their partner with assault charges#Who kidnapped a cat#Burned their last place of residency down#Bite and shanked their mother at 5am while she was asleep in her bedroom#And got my housemate arrested on false charges last year for funsies#And jumped off my roof#And brings stray animals in the house#And makes the hugest messes in the kitchen and living room without cleaning them up#(And I think she's a local drug dealer but that's more just a DO IT IN YOUR OWN FUCKING HOUSE AND NOT MINE thing)#So the whooooole polycule is on high alert that this person is gonna go off the rails and hurt people/pets at any time#I'm so unbelievably stressed out and worried about my cat especially#And like. I have PTSD dudes! This is so unimaginably fucking awful for my mental health!#If it weren't for my support system I would be in PIECES right now. I am so lucky to have partners and friends who care.#Also if some of that list sounds Weirdly Familiar to you it's because I wrote a fictional AITA post for NaNoWriMo '21 based on some of it#Yeah THAT is how long this stuff has been going on and what I've listed here is only Tip Of The Iceberg#Those two people will be gone by the end of November but oh my god I'm so stressed about retaliation and shit#The housemate in question tried to deflect by being like-- oh well she was just off her antipsychotics!#Like dude I don't know how to break this to you but. 1) that's a reason but not a justification for her behavior#2) She's an awful and horrible person both on and off her meds so obviously it is not the sole fault of her psychosis
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itswrenly · 2 months
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The bit in The Halfling’s Gem where they get to Calimshan is so incredibly fucking hard to read. I don’t think I could actually produce a comprehensive list of all the stereotypes I just got from one page.
I knew it was gonna be bad, but this is fucking horrific.
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something i'm grateful for about Wally is the representation for people who love eye contact. we're underappreciated smh
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jenpng · 1 year
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literally me at the last minute of the episode
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nether2010 · 4 days
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People ship themm!!???!
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qhazomb · 4 days
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i know it's not even october yet but i'm gonna go ahead and say all i want for christmas is a new good post-canon hurt/comfort frenrey fic that doesn't fucking involve benry losing his god damn powers
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goddammitstacey · 1 month
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So I didn’t expect Furiosa to be better than Fury Road because let’s be real, you can’t improve on perfection but this is… soulless? Somehow?
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mistsofavalon13 · 2 years
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my brain: you know ‘to build a home’ represents bill and frank’s relationship really well and compliments their story perfectly
me:
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vdragon-creations · 4 months
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This is some cursed TMNT shit right here...
One of my friends on discord shared this with me, and now you all must suffer too!
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