#funniest shit ive ever done

[cavernghostrae]

my mom told me to make her a tattoo again(she has a mushroom one i drew) and she told me to make it one of my favorite anime characters

i ended up choosing two, those two being dazai and chuuya

she knows nothing abt bsd or the fandom so now ill just be giggling internally bc she gon have a soukoku tattoo

[ironmanstan]

Bro is sick and sleeping way too much and cramming in portfolio pieces and yet accepting extra volunteer work

[todayisafridaynight]

reasons number A Million why not every rgg character needs to be +6ft he looks so fuckin stretched out. actually got put in the willy wonka taffy puller

[gadgetini]

i think hes one of those people who just use jenga bricks for making little houses and roads

[boxwinebaddie]

alright, i am still working on my random self indulgent guidance counsellor jersey hcs ( the kids call him Mr. Bro, which is so iconique to me, like i think the fifth graders were just memeing on him, but it accidentally stuck because the littles heard it and…if that’s ur name once, it’s ur name forever. it’s also Sick, tyvm! )

but anyways here are some random highlights with no context, he is the funniest man alive to me.

-okay, re: this one, he also puts his hair up everyday ( could u imagine that man’s hair being down, children would be like u look like ARIEL! and get nothing done ) btw, it’s virtually the same dress shirt, blazer, sweater, slacks, gold stan s/star of david necklace stack moment w/ the glasses and the chain…but, to keep it cute, he does wear a different silly tie everyday with a different color pattern or vibe going on. he does get sent a lot of goofy ass ties as presents; it’s a w.

-mr. bro does just sound like sheila broflovski and i am obsessed with him. he’ll worry about you all day to the point of being physically sick and see you in the hallway and go ‘well clearly, ya don't need the noise cancelling headphones 'cause you're tunin' me out just fine!'

-he's so cute w/ the little people, he is like aaaa please don't hurt me, spare me, o great and powerful one, i've got two kids and two strays at home ( rip sparky and curb are his kids jysk, annoying rockstar fiance and slightly demonic kindergarten matilda are the strays <3 )

-small domestic ravesey sidebar: jk does wear a cd pin on his blazer sometimes and has a picture of stan on his desk and when he shows kids it and they gasp ( bc stan is extremely beautiful and perfect ) he's like 'oh, god! i know! he's Hideous, right?!' shdlksdd amazing

-mr. bro says acab is my favorite mr. b hc

[katagawajr]

watched saw x. quite enjoyable movie. shawnee smith the woman you are.. literally acting the roof off like the rent was due 😭

[paradisaeaparedrae]

[mutagn]

anonymous 𝗦𝗔𝗜𝗗 : Raph, how come you’re so cool? (Any Raph of ur choosing <3)

"i'l take this one, boys.

you see, when two co-creators love each other very much..."

"oh-kay, wiseass. that's enough outta you. pretty sure they meant me. it ain't easy, let me tell you that. it's all about-"

"keep talkin', hothead! what do you know about cool? i could out-cool you in my sleep, arms tied behind my back, dipped in lava!"

...the other two just share a glance. "motorcycle?" "motorcycle."

[pirate-poet]

an exchange heard on deck

aka a dumb(and long) shitpost

CAPTAIN: So, I went to the cave that makes you sharp. FIRST OFFICER: You went to the what? CAPTAIN: The cave that makes you sharp. FIRST OFFICER: The cave that makes you sharp? CAPTAIN: Yeah, man, the cave that makes you sharp. FIRST OFFICER: Excuse me? CAPTAIN: I gotta tell you about this cave. It made me sharp. FIRST OFFICER: You have to know that’s not possible. CAPTAIN: Look at me, man. I’m sharp as hell. and it’s because I went to the cave that makes you sharp. FIRST OFFICER: There are a million reasons why you might look the way you look. I’m not going to entertain the idea that a cave could make you sharp. CAPTAIN: Wait. Actually, I think it’s the crystals in the cave not the cave itself. Something to do with the chambers? FIRST OFFICER: What are you talking about? CAPTAIN: Had to swim through rocks to get out. FIRST OFFICER: Stop. CAPTAIN: But I’m still sharp. FIRST OFFICER: Enough. Let’s say hypothetically that a cave could actually make you sharp. CAPTAIN: The crystals. FIRST OFFICER: The crystals. Let’s say the crystals could make you sharp. How much of you is getting sharp? Does your sharpness cut you? Do you need to eat less? CAPTAIN: Man, listen-- FIRST OFFICER: Do your tears go sharp? CAPTAIN: Man-- FIRST OFFICER: Your blood? CAPTAIN: I don’t know, man! I just got sharp. FIRST OFFICER: I’m finding it hard to believe. It doesn’t hold together logically CAPTAIN: I don’t know what to tell you. I wasn’t sharp, and now, I’m sharp. I think it’s because I went to the cave that makes you sharp. FIRST OFFICER: This is all pretty ridiculous. CAPTAIN: You wanna see for yourself? FIRST OFFICER: Sure. Why not? CAPTAIN: You can go to the cave if you want...but you’ll get sharp. FIRST OFFICER: I doubt it. CAPTAIN: Look at how fuckin’ sharp I am! FIRST OFFICER: I’m not going to get sharp. CAPTAIN: You will get sharp! FIRST OFFICER: I won’t! CAPTAIN: You will! FIRST OFFICER: The cave will not make me sharp. CAPTAIN: Okay, man. But don’t say I didn’t warn you about getting sharp. Navigator, chart a course for the cave that makes you sharp. FIRST OFFICER: I’m not gonna get sharp in the cave. CAPTAIN: Good luck, man. ~THREE DAYS LATER~ CAPTAIN: Hey. FIRST OFFICER: Hey....I got sharp.

[silicacid]

how to get ending 3 without retreating any operator:

step 1: get civilight eterna

step 2: put młynar on top of ishar-mla tears

step 3: profit

[cadavertrolls]

wip of an erik dress up doll i said id do for like a year straight now time to do his huge ass dragon tattoo!!

[demon-dance-club]

Good morning from the MCaltaR!

Gotta add some candles someday for the vibes…

[tesla-rip]

SPICY CRAB AND MARCUS INVASION

[isaacathom]

actually funniest thing in last session was we went to rescue naielle's aunt, who had been kidnapped by vandervest because she thought HE had kidnapped NAIELLE. long story.

so we get her out. and when we're finally to safety, her aunt looks up, recognises Euphemia (naielle's boss) and goes 🫵 YOU 🫵 what have you done with my niece?

to which Euphemia goes "Oh, well, she's been relatively unharmed-"

and naielle's aunt just slaps her right across the face

[cookierye]

every day i remember that my first introduction to any sort of coding was that my shit brain downloaded renpy and decided hey you know what would be Really Funny. and then made world's worst three shit post visual novels based on an inside joke we had with exactly one friend but we made our entire friend group play them anyways. they were dating sims. obama was there

[cheswirls]

i have had enough of crying today everytime i pick up crossfire. somehow the optimistically hopeful kind of sad is worse than the emotionally damaging sad. i need to rewatch a couple eps of daiya instead and make myself laugh