#funny bapy

[trash-city]

Magolor’s Squeaky Giggles

[hollowknightinsanity]

super quick + messy sketch of the new hollyryllis twins, seraphim and gaia :)

(holly is currently hyperfixating on old humans mythologies and religions)

both of them are more mothlike than sombre, but theyre still clearly half-wyrm. thats ESPECIALLY obvious in gaia, because of their tails & horns, and also because they have a couple mutations that are pretty common in wyrms, that being a second tail and a 3rd eye!

gaias 3rd eye doesnt work, and it cant be opened wider than a squint, so its pretty much just useless outside of looking cool.

ANYWAY!!!!! BABIES PART 2!!!!!!!!!!

(they both use they/them)

[ectonurites]

oh my god i just found a video from the ren faire back in 2012 that has me in it... a child

[yuriguild]

@softquietbee

[pwnyta]

Stobotnik doodles be upon thee! 🫴🥚🪨

First one of my favorite classic Vine memes. (IDKY I went with the blue lighting... deal with it.)

Theres a cute Robotnik with polkadot pjs I saw in his gallery on the Wiki... and I mean if I found it cute I figured Stone would be crazy about it. Also Shitake Mushroom Plant naps with the homie after a long day of eating shrooms and licking quills.

Metal Sonic is so cute.... Why no Metal Tails? The bapies. He could drop bombs on people! (Little does Ivo know the Metal boys are for smooches on their shiny metal heads.)

Some of the furry doodles...

Dog!Stobotnik! I think itd be funny if they were dogs and Sonic & them were still weird little anthro aliens just fighting regular, if gay, dogs that they could not understand because they dont speak dog.

Ratbotnik and his loyal puppy. I really wanted to make Rabbotnik for the pun but hes such a rat man for the sewers it just wouldnt be right...

STACHE SMASHER. A diabolical name really.

[evil-sm-confessions]

we need a list of spooky month characters who can say faggot

Brought this question to my expert team of scholars. Discussion under cut.

🦴: All of them

⚡️: nod nod

🦴: Except Skid, Pump and Lucky

🦴: Because they’re bapies

⚡️: They can reclaim it when they're older

⚡️: Anyone else have input on this

🦠: evermore can reclaim it but uses it as a slur. also uses the term pansy. garcia uses it as a term of endearment. streber and dexter use it as a power word. radford once said "whats good my fags!" and got laughed out of the room. jaune doesnt say faggot but she does say dyke, and often at that. candy dealer doesnt say faggot but he refers to gay men as fairies which isnt neccesarily better. frank can say faggot but usually defaults to homo. bob says faggot with his whole chest and for like multiple years nobody knew if he could reclaim it or not but were too scared to ask.

⚡️: YES yes this is all good

⚡️: Kevin can reclaim it but doesn't

🌸: Jack can but doesnt like using slurs

🦠: also fun fact from looking at the wikipedia article for queer slang, a derogatory term for gay men is "fudge packer" and in like sm3 i think when the kids give kevin the sugar and hes tweaking out he says "theyre gonna pack my fudge in jail its all over" which. i dont know if it was intentional but i find it so funny that like the first thing kevin thought when he had a possibility of being arrested was being made to have gay prison sex like buddy do we not have more pressing matters to worry about

⚡️: HSHABDHFHD

⚡️: John says faggot not as a slur but in the way one would say "a gay man" neutrally

⚡️: Someone needs to tell him that's not the politically correct term/silly

🐍: YEAH

🐍: I agree

🦠: john talking to radford and hes like "oh is that kevin friend of yours a faggot too?" and radfords like "H- uncle can you sa- oh wait yeah no you can say that- but hold on-"

🐍: Captain and Shotgun man can say faggot. We been know this.

🐍: Father gregor wouldnt say it. Moloch would call Gregor a Faggot

⚡️: And Gregor would be like "you can NOT say that"

⚡️: Half convinced shotgun man uses faggot as a label ngl

🦠: oh no they do

🦠: sexuality and gender

🦠: "oh are you trans?" "yeah im a faggit :)"

⚡️: Skiddad uses faggot as a slur but only on people who are into it

🦠: ignacio uses it like half as a slur but also usually likes to get creative with it. he will call you words you didnt even know

🌸: ignacio has invented slurs

🦠: HE HAS

⚡️: He calls himself a faggot but when he's calling YOU slurs he pulls out the real deep cuts

⚡️: He's gay but the second a gay man inconveniences him he's getting homophobic

🦠: guy whod call someone a slur theyve never even heard before and then grab their face hard af and start hate-smooching

⚡️: KAHSVDDKJDBF

⚡️: Hope asked Jack "what's a faggot" and he almost chokes on the donut he was eating

🌸: Jack explains it in the most kid friendly way possible and then it’s just

⚡️: "So my daddy's a faggot?"

🌸: YEAH

⚡️: Costume guy uses tranny as a slur but only when she's talking about herself

🐍: NOOO dont do thattttt...

⚡️: She's doing that

🦆: consider: Skiddad teaching Skid to call people that

⚡️: OH MY GOD

⚡️: Gotta drive home but do continue to discuss if you'd like

🦠: skiddad would exclusively refer to himself as either a transvestite or a tranny but has like never once actually used the term transgender. skid meeting the hatzgang like "wow roy youre a tranny?" full confidence happy for them

🐍: LJKASDHKJFGHGHJD

🐍: Roy would see red i think

🦠: roy would no-hesitation hit skid upside the head if im being real like "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME-"

🦠: jaune saying dyke in public and ross is next to her like "mom *please*"

🦠: jaune would refer to aaron as a stud specifically in the lesbian way

🐍: Real shit

🌸: ...

🌸: transmasc butch lesbian aaron.

🦠: YES

🦠: YES

🦠: 🌸 YOURE SO SMART

🦠: going off ⚡️'s headcanon that jaune is cis but got a mastectomy bc she didnt want them any more. consider. transmasc aaron that still has his bonkers bc he doesnt give a shit lmfao

⚡️: I'm back

⚡️: You guys are smark

🐍: REAL SHIT

⚡️: Is there anything else you guys want to add

🐍: the eyes of the universe knows slurs from other dimensions and will say them all if the time is right

🦠: hmmm... rick exclusively uses the word faggot. michelle would not say faggot but she would call someone "a nice young man" or "a bit fruitful" or call them a dandy. thin thief occasionally says fag, fat thief said it like once and visibly made a distraught face. also cannot say the word gay he just beats around the bush and jibberjabbers. roy says faggot no questions asked.

🐍: Skiddad knows a handful and uses them

⚡️: Roy calls Ross and Robert fags and it's fine because they're all queers

🦠: fag and her faglets

🦠: jaune keeps trying to give ross the dyke pass and hes like "mom i am not fucking saying that" /silly

⚡️: BDHAKDBDHSJDNF

⚡️: He says faggot though

⚡️: Robert theoretically can say faggot but he doesn't

⚡️: Susie can say dyke but doesn't because she's in the closet

🦠: susie on call with robert and he shows her a helltaker girl and she says "oh im gonna lez out" and then the call goes dead fucking silent and she has her head in her hands with an expression of shock and repulsion and then robert starts laughing so hard he has to hit his inhaler

🐍: KJHGFKJHF

⚡️: BSHSJDHDBDJNDNDHF

⚡️: That's how Robert learns she's gay

[beifong-brainrot]

It's really funny actually how my opinion on Momo can vary drastically from "Awww little babie boy. Lil bapy" to "He would sell me crack in a dark alley and also probably shank me" depending on my mood and the situation

[coffincoitus]

kinda funny to imagine that you are born good (just a bapy) and your parents can tragically shape you into something that's worse than average

[cartooemcanhis]

I need some baby flaky so bad rn, if you could do that that would be great

funny bapy... Tysm for the request!

[wolftails-funkin-arts]

https://www.tumblr.com/wolftails-funkin-arts/778472504436129792/sprunki-headcanonmost-of-the-sprunkis-dont-fully?source=share

I mostly meant like "the human way"

Due to being naive/bapies

Only ones I think would fully know would OFC be the scientists,Jevin,Tunner,Pinki,Raddy and Durple:P (and probably Wolfie and Mel)

It's still funni tho-

[emeraldtied]

↳ @bundlesofchaos asked: Maria gives a small gasp before pointing at Arrow. "Fluffy like big bro!" There was a pause. "Fluffy like Bapi!!!" Another pause as if she was doing the equation in her head as best as a 5 year old could do. "Your doggy too??"

{➹} – THE GASP ACTUALLY scared the hero for a split second, afraid he had scared the girl at first with his appearance. That would have been one of his bigger fears, but when she actually seemed almost excited he relaxed and smiled.

The fangs got in the way a little, but he managed a friendly one.

"Only for the month, 'm...not usually like this," he explained, wondering if it was worth it to get into specifics before just raising fluffy shoulders in a shrug. The simpler, the better. "Magic does funny things sometimes."

[miss-america-askblog]

// @lapis-bapis answering the ask in two parts/posts :D

Abby: They made Ben measure out the exact middle of the region to put each of their group houses, which was pretty funny!

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

haiii jil :3 i'm bored. if you could recommend an f/o for me from pokemon, who would it be? 👀

shut the hell up the way my heart jumped so high XELLE‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 RRRAAAAAGHHH I have a lot of... options for you and i hope you don't mind that skdhsisjis

for girls,, i recommend you anabel and courtney!! they're leaning more on side/supporting characters but I'm confident that they at LEAST could interest you ehehahe.

i kinda forgot anabel's purpose (i need to replay where she appears) but all i know is that she works under another character who's basically an interpol agent! courtney is more on the villain side but she's a quiet, analytical leader of a triad. she talks a bit slow but she's very,, like giggly too

not gonna lie for the men i wasn't too sure... but here's what I came up with + a little bias. this is guzma and riley!

i really love guzma as a character, he's supposed to be a villain except he and his gang is.... pretty harmless! they're just funny everytime! but he's actually a really sweet guy past the evil guy barrier! that's why I like him a lot!! he's the only remarkable bug type specialist user to me 🥺

and this is riley! sadly I can't remember what hes like either... side characters tingz (ALSO I KINDA BLAKCED OUT ON THE GAME HE APPEARS IN MY BAD) all I remember is that he is a steel type specialist in pokemon.... yeah JSHRHJAEJS I picked him out just because he seems to suit your vibe so 👍👍

AND BONUS because I love the protagonists so much I will recommend you a child to adopt and I give you Rosa

and her sweet, shy counterpart named Whitley for the manga 🥺 she's so BAPY AAAUGHH she doesn't even know how to catch a pokemon 😭

[crocheting-cupio]

🍓 perhaps?

Mayhaps! Thank you for the straw bapy.

You are just such a cool person to me. It's kind of hard to explain, you've just been someone that I admired from the beginning. I love talking with you about our interests because I always feel understood and listened to, while also knowing you feel understood and listened to at the same time. It's wonderful to have someone like you in my life who I can help and be helped by. Also you always have something interesting or funny to say!

When I think about you, I imagine all the sensations you feel in a green house: The comfortable warmth, the slightly but pleasantly humid air, and the sweet smell of healthy plants and damp earth.

[minusgangtime]

((Thinking about apocalypse AU again specifically Star's reaction to Blue "going missing" and what she does in the meantime before he comes back-

I had a kinda dark kinda funny idea that when the others first realized Blue was gone they were hesitant to even tell Star about it because they had a feeling her reaction would be. Volatile-

They decide to not hide the truth from her, though, reasoning that she'd probably find out anyway, so they tell her

It goes. About as well as they expected. And by that I mean horribly because as soon as she processes the information she almost immediately flips the fuck out, darting about everywhere both inside and outside to find him, flies over the entire city in about 2 minutes, if anybody tries to get in her way and/or is Suspicious to her they Will get a scythe pointed at their face. Funsie I apologize in advance

For the next several days or however long the interim of time is she's running on 200% all the time, constantly searching wider and wider areas for him while doing research/investigation for information about his disappearance, with no breaks or rest, and even for her species it starts to take a toll on both her physical and mental health and she has no plans of stopping until she finds him again. I imagine the rest of the gang are very worried about her but when they tell her to stop and take a break she always refuses. She doesn't get tired she gets results

So yeah. She's running herself ragged and will crash/collapse hard when it's all over-))

(Star, I'm so sorry, bapie ;w;)

(It will take a while with Funsie, would it- ._.)

[starlit-mansion]

i think it's funny that for reasons entirely unrelated to any current fandoms, i've watched like 4 videos about the hunger games recently (a phenomenon i entirely missed because the books came out after i graduated high school and was EXTREMELY cold on YA and super smug about the concept because i had read a manga adaptation of battle royale like a year or two before, and while i was less smug about it when the movie came out, i was also just never that interested in the dystopian genre and had no pre-built inclination to it), but i do think that it's sooooo funny to see little baby uncooked pasta josh hutcherson after studying his current scruffy adult face so closely for art reasons. bapy boy.